So they probably can't stand each other, right?

Batman can't stand anybody.

>>86538271
Except the joker's green hairy anus hole.

Nah, they can bond over dead parents killed by a guy with a cold-themed name

>>86538271
But in fairness, nobody can stand Stark.

>>86539244
>>86538271

OTP

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>>86538271
In some continuities, him and Clark are actual friends.

>>86539267
YEAH YOU KNOW ME
what's OTP?

>>86539548

In the vast majority he and Clark are friends

If Iron Man and Lex Luthor fought, who would win?

This is assuming they each have a week to prepare.

>>86538258
>Bruce Wayne is an asshole with Tony
>Tony ends up being an asshole with Batman
what a fag

>>86539267
They would be somewhat stable until the moment they notice Clark and Steve getting along.

>>86541582
Lex would win. He goes toe to toe with superman every other week without wearing a helmet. Absolute madman.

>>86541582
Lex.
He's been a God far more often than Tony.

Also, isn't he still technically Lord of Apokalypse?

>>86541667
Do you suppose that Clark grew up idolizing Captain America? It seems like the kind of thing an all-American kid like Clark would do.

>>86539526
Does DC have a Peter Parker equivalent?

>>86541886
Not technically Lord of Apokolips, straight up ruler. He even reconfigured a Mother Box to go LEX instead of PING.

He's technically "Superman".

>>86541928
Jaime Reyes, kinda

>>86541928
Throw off a few qualities to match and I'll think of something.

>>86541582
Lex. Lex is a genuis a class far above Tony. Tony basically is good at equations and robots/armor. Lex is good at pretty much everything.

>>86541928
static?

>>86542016
comedic relief, middle class background, kid, big city

>>86539526
This picture works on so many levels.
I love it.

>>86542078
Kyle Rayner for a cosmic level equivalent, roughly.
Probably Jaime Reyes, otherwise.

Peter got fused with Superboy back during Amalgam, and Kong Kenan, the new Super-Man of China is a lot like Conner was.

Who would win in a fight between Reed Richards and Lex Luthor? Assuming they also have a week to prepare and no time travel shit.

>>86542215
I'm giving the edge to Reed unless Lex can call in a favor from Doom.

>>86541582
Luthor all the way. He's almost Batman level of bullshit with enough preptime and is a genius much more smart than Tony. His suits never get recognition because they keep getting smashed all the time by Superman, who can bench planets.
Lex literally sabotaged a space mission and forced it to crash over the house of a guy who refused to sell his business to Luthor right after he drove that same guy to bankrupcy.

Fucking Lex Luthor

>>86541900
A kid growing up in rural Kansas with a war-vet dad (at least pre52)?

You bet your ass he'd idolize Cap if they exist in the same universe.

>Tony being a manlet
Fucking RDJ made his manlet status cannon

>>86538258
There's really no reason with with his money and tech Batman shouldn't basically be Iron Man.

I get they need him to still need to dodge gunfire, but still.

>>86543111
Feels more right.

>>86543147
Batman is a ninja, not a tank. He's at his best when he's avoiding direct confrontation.

>>86542243
>unless Lex can call in a favor from Doom.

Can Joe Quesada die already so we can see a Lex Doom team up?

>>86543111
I'm actually alright with Tony Stark not being the apex of human perfection.

>>86543147
One of the reasons I like BatB so much is how often he breaks out the iron bat suit. Makes sense really.

>>86538258

No shit Batman can't stand him.

Bruce regularly gives to charity while Tony idolises Ayn Rand.

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