Would you vote for Bruce Wayne?

>>86535859
A man so devoted to not living his own life, and instead being some vessel for a greater cause would be a great head of any state. Probably.

Can't be any worse than the knuckle heads that are running currently.

>>86535859
what did Bruce expect? He was running against Amanda Waller?

>rich businessman with no actual experience in anything running a city

no thanks. like maybe some good journalist like Lois Lane did some pieces on him that showed why i should I'd consider it

>Mr.President, please stop pardoning the Joker.

Being fair, the opposition was Granny Goodness on a respirator.

>>86535935
>implying I wouldn't vote the fuck out of the wall.

>>86535957
>>86535935
Why are you guys so afraid of powerful women?

>>86535962
the skinny one

>Killer Croc 2016 - Why vote for someone who only ACTS like a monster?

>2016
Ha! Couldn't be any worse than our current candidates!

>2020
Ha! Couldn't be any worse than our current candidates!

>2024
Ha! Couldn't be any worse than our current candidates!

etc.

>>86535935
You're giving Hilary way too much credit with this comparison.

>>86536047
>Hilary

Really goes to show the value of /co/'s opinion when you guys can't even spell their names right.

>>86536036
were they wrong?

>>86536116
Yes. Believing that both sides are the same means one of two things- a. you have virtually no knowledge of politics, or b. you're opinion is so horrible you're not even willing to disclose it on an anonymous imageboard.

>>86536148
or you believe both sides are shit.

>>86536211
See option a.

>>86536086
>you guys
Hey, it's a forum slider.
Hello, Mr. Forum Slider. Are you here to Correct The Record?

>>86535859
wtf i hate trump now

>>86536237
how is that option a? you don't need to be the same to be shit, or to be outclassed by a character intended as an insult.

mfw im not an idiot because im only voting for trump ironically

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>>86536324
Whatever let's you sleep at night, anon.

>>86535859
>>>86535859
Would you vote for a criminal, crippled gay man with mental issues who's in a long-term abusive relationship with an evil and criminal clown and who hasn't slept in decades?

>>86536404
FDR is dead and even if he wasn't he can't run again. We sorta made that law because of him

>>86536445
If we brought FDR back and he wasn't trying to be president, he couldn't run.

>>86536086
>Hilarious
>Hilarity

Did I get it right yet

>>86536404
It says something about either me or the election that I had to think for a while to be sure this was talking about Batman rather than Trump or Hillary.

>>86536036
that's different.
A) we've never had a situation before where both parties hate their selection and NOBODY voted for either of those people, each assuming the other cheated that one in.
B) it turns out the media did this by manipulating the already-ridiculous debate system into an unabashed circus they ADMIT is just for ratings

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>>86537414
The media is to blame for Trump, not for Clinton. Clinton actually cheated her way in.

The media wanted Sanders. Like most people. Donald vs Bernie, imagine what an election that could have been.

What if Trump and Bernie were both created by the same organization to be prefect opposite opponents, with Bernie being the ultimate champion against Trump, but there was a snafu and now Bernie's out, and so the Trump campaign is actually trying this tactic?
What if Trump is acting the villain in order to raise a hero?

>>86536012
oh ew

>>86535859
As much as I feel Batman is over exposed... yeah I'd vote for him.
As long as he wasn't running against Loki.

>>86536486
>he couldn't run.

What? Cause of the polio?

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>>86535859
No love for the art on this?
>hair and coat look like ears and cowl
>batman silhouettes everywhere
>even on bruce's face
Joe England needs more recognition.

>>86544640
He's the author of the long running zebragirl.net webcomic, excellent stuff.

He did a bunch of these one off DC parodies, they're on his deviantart

What would Bruce's cabinet be like?

Is he allowed to bring all his teenage sidekicks?

>>86535859
I can believe this since Bruce is actually handsome and don't have a combover.

>>86548152
Why did he pick some random Metropolis reporter to be his Secretary of State?

>>86544640
The hair is silly. He's not Wolverine.

>>86548152
Press secretary Jack Ryder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8

I'd rather vote for Duke. A vote for him is a vote for America.

DUKE IS LOVE. DUKE IS LIFE.

>>86536148
Or options C. You live in Australia.

>>86535998
Because she isn't powerful, she's corrupt.

Fuck, I would rather have granny goodness. At least she doesn't lie about killing people, stealing money, and buying off delegates.

>>86548426
Pretty much this to be quite honest family. At least the Wall has principles, even if she's willing to compromise her morals to achieve them. There's something selfless about that.

Clinton doesn't have that kind of an out, everything she has ever done has been for her own enrichment. She's incredibly selfish.

>>86548785

Unlike her opponent?

>>86538380
An absolute Trump stomping, there is no way someone that admits being a socialist could get elected in America.
Biden had a bigger chance, or Kerry, really anyone but Hillary, I am still not sure what the dems were thinking.

>>86548792
I'm not going to defend Trump. He wasn't my candidate and I'm not planning to vote for him, as much as I want Clinton to lose - but he's a bad candidate for different reasons and there's really no comparing the two. As greedy and dishonesty as he is, I'm reasonably certain that he's never been directly responsible for the death of a US ambassador.

>>86548792
I think the issue most people have is that Trump doesn't try to hide his selfishness and egomania, meanwhile Hillary tries to pretend being generous and a regular human being, but it just looks fake.