You end up as the guy in this conversation, /co/ whats your comeback?

To not feed the troll, because I have been on the internet since the BBS days.

>>86427034

> things_that_didn't_happen.jpg

Considering I was conceived in a very similar manner, I think we'd have a nice little chat.

>>86427034
cool story bro

>>86427034
she did not existed until the egg got fecundated by the sperm

check mate you entitled piece of shit, you must think yourself as a fucking special little snowflake huh well tough luck pal because you will die just like me and everyone else, yeah what now bitch

>>86427034
Whatever, that would cost millions of dollars. That money could have been pureed and injected into dying african aids babies

>>86427090
This. I still have the equipment including the rubber mount for the phone to press in to.

I miss xkcdexplained, but I suppose that exit was worth it.

>>86427034
That makes my dick hard.

>>86427034
Wrong.
An electronic representation of your DNA structure has been on the internet.
"You" is projected by your neurons in this moment. Although your memories suggest continuity, what you think is you is only existent since when you woke up this morning and has been altered imperceptibly as your brain processed information since then.

>>86427345

Wrong because it's a guy with a neckbeard arguing with a cute girl with an anime haircut so you're supposed to automatically side with the girl

>>86427034
that's like implying you are an expert on the ocean because you mother happened to take a boat trip while she was pregnant with you

>>86427034
Some of it must've gotten stuck in the spam filter because you came out retarded

>>86427034
>u mad
works every time

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>>86427034
Tell that tubey to fuck off, I got a match to win.

>>86427295
What? It's still online.

>>86427034
That being born through the Internet does not give you instant mastery of it?

I mean, I was born through a vagina, but I'm no gynecologist.

>>86427034
Literally no person has ever been born from synthesize dna.

>>86427034
I would be genuinely impressed and strike up a more friendly conversation.

>>86427034
lol ur dad cant get it up

>>86427034
"Big deal, you slept through the whole trip."

I assume everyone in the thread starts mocking the girl and I join in by posting a Pepe or anime girl.

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>>86427539

>>86427034

Take the lying bitch at face value and never let up with the questions and amazement.

"Really? The you're the first human grown with entirely synthetic DNA? This is amazing, I thought that technology was still years out. Can you link me to some of the press releases or the papers they've done on your development? Wow. This is really staggering."