Steven needs to check what Connie's sex is Edition
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poel
SEXY
Lappy makes me happy
>>86418471
What sex is Connie?
>>86418524
>>86418519
she's a pedophile
>>86418525
Indian
>>86418524
I LOV U JASPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNkivNlkjj8
>>86418536
And?
>>86418525
Bara /ll/ lover
Things are so different on Homeworld, Steven! All the "No-bullying zone" signs were taken down! Jocks keep taking my lunch money!
>>86418536
Who gets facefucked by blacks?
>>86418525
Clearly she's trains.
>>86418555
/FREAKS/
You won
And she chose you
And she loved you
And she'sSTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT
>>86418578
Would you still like Lapis if she looked like this?
pearl was a pedophile before lapis's existence was even known to us
>>86418519
>>86418524
>>86418578
Someone needs to put this pedophile back in prison.
>>86418601
Jasperfags*
>>86418578
But they keep pounding my bony ass, so I can't complain!
>>86418582
She's a Gem of many tastes.
I want to marry Lapis
>>86418614
I don't like her now so probably not.
>>86418623
>prison
Jasper?
>yfw the last episode was fucking filler again and we aren't going to get any lore for so long
>>86418623
>doesn't understand the concept of children
>knows what flirting is
>in love with Steven
>watches romance soaps all day
If a gem molests Steven in the forest, does it make a sound?
THREADLY REMINDER
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86418709
>>86418696
Delicious lorefag tears. Hopefully you all die out before we get good episodes again.
>>86418701
Yes
>>86418701
Yes.it sounds like "Cincinatti"
>>86418725
>>>/reddit/
>>86418705
it still doesn't make her a specialy little snowflake <3
Can a drawfag draw Bloople with eyes please?
>>86418701
Fuck off, Berkeley.
And yes.
>>86418701
Ignorance is no excuse. If she wanted to bang Steven, she should have done it in space or in Asia where the law doesn't apply.
>>86418438
She projected her obsessions onto Rose.
She considered her her master, yes, but no one else did and she even wanted to deny it.
Rose wanted her to make her own decisions.
Bismuth had her reassuring herself she had no master.
Pearl herself kept trying to be independent but she's "just a Pearl"
Among all of this, no one ever says that Rose is actually Pearl's master. The closest you could say is when Rose, very sadly, accepted Pearl on the hill and called her "My Pearl"
And again, if she belonged to Rose, then her rebelling would just be following her master. She was known as the terrifying RENEGADE Pearl.
>Renegade
>adjective
>having treacherously changed allegiance.
Pearl clearly left whatever her former master was and ended up just trading an obsessive loyalty out of programming to an obsessive loyalty out of love.
I did a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ihWkgHsZ0
>>86418701
It's more of a lewd 'pop'
>buckle up
>>86418727
>40oz
>>86418607
nnnngh, need more gems in tailored suits. This is 1000% my fetish.
>>86418792
I still don't know who made this
>>86418705
>The diamond pearls are still not spheres
>Peridot flat out says Pearl is particularly fancy
has anyone done an edit for this with characters from SU? and if not who would fit in this?
>>86418497
I'd drive my van into her barn
>>86418792
>your mom was fat
errytime
>>86418814
Sleep tight, Mr Smiley.
>>86418705
DEFECTIVE
>>86418814
KEK
http://youtu.be/2FZtck7O8iQ
ANOTHER KEK
>>86418860
>>86418861
They look nicer like this.
>>86418811
Saw Steven and immediately heard her voice in my head.
>>86418847
Oval pearls are still considered valuable due to their symmetric form. She's a fancy one because she doesn't outright turned out to be an abomination.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/fisherman-hands-in-giant-pearl-he-tossed-under-the-bed-10-years-ago
>>86418559
>/ll/
>involving jasper
you're meeting all of my standards!
>>86418823
>Steven's been so good to her
>>86418814
But why?
>>86418885
Why does Jasper like being a gimp?
>>86418814
i didn't know mr smiley was a ex-nazi
>>86418852
Pearl, S, and Greg.
Greg obviously being the boyfriendThe other 2 are interchangeable
>>86418852
Who's digging up these ancient memes?
>>86418885
>Not posting the superior version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWTcsCCfJU
Best Pearl fusion?
>>86418814
That's pretty impressive but WHAT THE FUCK WHYYY
>>86418936
*vintage memes
Would Jasper's human name still be Jasper?
>>86418956
whoa mama
now that's a low quality edit
>>86418601
your Battle Brother has risen to the occasion.
>>86418852
Jasper/lapis/Steven
Eyeball/Jasper/rose
Pearl/rose/greg
>>86418925
Thats a lotta J.points
>>86418885
no bully jasper plz
>>86418956
Actually, that's kinda questionable.
You could probably assume they'd be a giant Pearl, body wise.
But what would happen about the hair? What color would it be and what shape?
Will Lapis fuse with the dog?
>>86418814
>my 2edgy fics
>>86418847
She looks fancy because she wears fancy clothes, by her own decision
>>86418802
I honestly think you're not understanding something here. Rose was together with Pearl even before she started the Rebellion. There is a scene where Pearl is kneeling down in front of her, with her head bowed, as in a sign of respect. Why would Pearl be together with Rose if she belonged to someone else?
Not only that but the dialogue here is about Rose giving Pearl a chance to still get away and no having to do this with her. Pearl was already with Rose here, she was already with Rose even before Rose became the leader of the Rebellion.
Of course, Pearl stopped belonging to Rose because that's probably what Rose taught her to believe. Rose didn't want Pearl to still see her as her owner, but the tragedy of all this is that Pearl never truly stopped seeing Rose as her master.
>>86418504
When you die
>>86418980
it would be jason you dumb nigger
/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!
>mods still haven't banned you guys yet
Are they waiting for Thursday for it to be "official"
>>86419039
>Still shitposting
>>86418925
where's the sauce?
>>86419011
Lapis already has Peridot. She doesn't need MORE bullshit.
>>86418885
Heh. And the Jews told me I'd have to shill my stuff by myself.
>>86418725
I won't ever die out because I started watching at gem glow and was only ever interested in lore.
And if others are like me they won't die either.
>>86419011
>sinking to Jasper levels of degeneracy.
>>86419038
>>86418992
Ayyy
>camming for Homeworld
>>86419025
>>86418946
KEK. How did I miss this?Because my aim isn't good enough yet.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>86419038
Battle Freak Ave!
>>86419038
Earl x Jason best ship.
>>86419067
>Japser spreads her space AIDS to Lapis
>Lapis then passes it on to Peridot
The Homeworld pets!
>>86419107
kys
>>86418802
Garnet calls Pearl "Rose's terrifying renegade pearl"
>>86419107
>>86419124
Peridot's already a cancer-stricken animal.
Will Peridot fuse with Jasper?
>>86419038
Pearl sitting on Jaspers face when?
>>86419038
Will we ever get mutated humans?
What do you guys think of this Gem collection I'm building up?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cIUNgJx0EDAkq4jG4wIw3JJUj1OANReoDm2y4I8Plgk/edit?usp=sharing
I want to eventually build it up to pic related.yeah it's a little autistic but I'm proud of it
>>86419107
DEAR MISSES I'M TOO UGLY TO FINISH OUR GEM THEMED SHOW
>>86419196
what a masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJjvdUmlcs4
Reminder that Amethyst did this more than once.
>>86419218
SWEATY
>>86419222
>mexican matrix opal
has anyone ever drawn this
>>86419025
We don't know when that scene occurred.
We know it's at Strawberry Field, or at least near it.
>"I've been a criminal for 6,000 years"
>5,750 years ago - "Rose Quartz and her terrifying renegade Pearl"
>Bismuth: We were just here (strawberry field), how long have I been out? -> "It's been about 5,300 years"
>"Do you remember this place? Do you have any of her memories? We were right here, over 5,000 years ago."
Her line at the end there really makes the timing of that meeting weird.
Why didn't she say 6,000 years ago if that's when she started doing shit with Rose?
Did Rose still think there was hope for Pearl to go back before the war proper began (which seems like it happened sometime between 5,750 years and 5,300 years)?
Either way, I'm still sticking to the fact that it seems Rose CHANGED Pearl. That Rose was something that was different in Pearl's life.
>Calling her a renegade
>her learning about what it means to be a knight
>her going on about how she trained to protect Rose and how Rose made her feel like everything
Rose was something that happened to Pearl, not something that Pearl was always with. That's why I'm still pretty sure she's not Rose's Pearl, she just wished she could be after Rose liberated her from her old master 6,000 years ago.
Redneck Garnet si best Garnet. fact
>>86419196
>>86419214
>>86419117
>>86419254
First time for everything i guess
>>86419226
Was it rape?
>>86419187
Someone make an edit of this pic.
>>86419226
worst gem doing what she does best
I love you forever and ever and ever...
>>86419274
Apples?
>>86419226
>oh I'm sorry that I emotionally troubled you by turning into your dead wife for the tenth time after she died let me clean your garage to make up for it
>>86418905
Thank based local drawfag for this delicacy
What has SU turned me into
I love my new pillow
>>86419307
I love you too, Lapis.
>>86418992
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object.
>>86419307
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL FUSE WITH ME
>>86419226
>HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
>>86419283
You bet your sweet bippy
>>86419336
Have you already unloaded your load on it?
and there we go pearl berserker and her holo pearl berserks. what dose sug think so far on my series?
stil continuing from other thread
-her reaction to steven being hurt or killed.
well who should be next to go berserk?
>>86419341
Brotha!
>>86419336
fuck off bolt this is a jasper thread now
>>86419400
>_>
I don't plan to lol
looking into a body pillow for that
this just for hugs
it could happen i guess . . . christ man
>>86419341
How can Jasper have a grave if she became Steven's sibling?
>>86419407
Yellow Pearl
>>86419413
Regi you wanna fucking die?
take your shit taste with you
>>86419226
>it's just a prank bro
>>86419307
Love you too, Lapis.
HIATUS
HIATUS
HI, ATLAS
heavy
Please comfort me, /Sug/..
Just for today.
>>86419470
>Comfort Vidalia
>>86419336
aren't you the one who bought that Daki the other day?
>>86419407
Alexandrite
>>86419470
It'll be okay today gravy baby
>>86419452
/freaks/ are the ultimate fags.
you pearlfags can't stand a chance
>>86419483
I haven't bought a daki
not yet
looking into a commission
I'm the pearl wall guy
>>86419358
Filthy quartz.
>peridot hasn't met Connie yet
For what purpose
>>86419431
Oh it will
Kek
Why did Lapis rape Jasper?
>>86419500
That sounds even better to be honest
When will we meet Emerald and Citrine?
Lasanga
>>86419502
That'd make for one awful episode.
>>86419498
You're right
you massive faggot
fight me on discord
>>86419519
yeah
contacted a popular artist yesterday
>>86419505
oh shit
d-don't say that
>>86419259
>We don't know when that scene occurred
I think you answered your own question with that.
Pearl says that it was over 5000 years ago. We know that the Rebellion started 6000 years ago, so this scene likely took place 6000 years ago.
And even without knowing when exactly it happened, we can be for certain that this scene took placce 1.) on Earth and 2.) Right before Rose decided to rebel against Homeworld.
>Why didn't she say 6,000 years ago if that's when she started doing shit with Rose?
Because when Pearl says over 5000 years ago it can range from 5001 to >5999 years ago. Going by Pearl's line about being a criminal for 6000 years we can assume that that's when the Rebellion started.
>Did Rose still think there was hope for Pearl to go back before the war proper began
Apparently yes she did. She probably thought that PEarl would be reassigned a new master after she decided NOT to stay with her master to assist her in her Rebellion. The authorities, the diamonds, would have no reason to shatter Pearl for that since there wouldn't have been a sign of betrayal.
>Either way, I'm still sticking to the fact that it seems Rose CHANGED Pearl. That Rose was something that was different in Pearl's life.
I already said in an earlier thread that I don't think Pearl always belonged to Rose. She was definitely Rose's pearl at some point, but there is something that doesn't add up when you think of how old Rose could have possibly been, Earth being a new colony, Rose being created on Earth. Pearl being thousands of years old when she learned how to sword fight. It all points towards Pearl being older than Rose, so she didn't always belong to Rose.
And I guess that is one of the reasons for her attachment to Rose, being given to Rose, to someone who treated her with so much care and love, only strenghtened her attachment to her.
>>86419038
Yesterdays Jasper sketch, because why not.
Demons.
>>86419025
I figure Pearl was a low-quality Pearl like >>86418705
says and they going to do to her whatever they do with rejects, and Rose took pity and saved her by requesting ownership
Or maybe Rose was high-ranking enough to have a Pearl, but not important enough for a good one. Like, "rice pearls" are given to general-rank gems right from their emergence, but they ain't no Diamond's pearl
ohimesama..... uwu;
>>86418792
Source?
>>86419537
>tfw born in December
>three birthstones
>none of them in the show
>>86419568
Her transformation is nearly complete
>>86419585
tfw my birthstone is fucking trash
WHY COULDN'T MY BIRTHSTONE BE PEARL ;_;
I'm stuck with dumb amethyst
I mean the rock looks okay but Amethyst (in the show) suuuucks
How big is Connie's penis?
>>86419544
pearlfags ruin everything, theyre like cockroaches
>>86419573
Oval pearls may not be as valuable as perfectly round pearls but they're still considered "fancy"
Peridot calls her a fancy one too.
>>86419567
Now we just need someone to color it
>>86419226
Reminder that this video used to be titled "Amethyst's New Years Prank"
>>86419585
>tfw you're a pufferfish and a Giant Woman
>>86419585
yet..
>>86419568
We're all demons.
How good are gems at aiming?
>>86419622
we doing this now?
>>86419649
I'm jealous
Why is Rose black?
>>86419568
Semen Demon
Crack ships?
>>86419660
Those don't look even remotely the same.
>>86419659
as if i'd waste my time with a pearlfag like you. go back to your pearl wall and pearl pillow you degenerate
How would you intervene?
>>86419676
>>86419567
She big
>>86419687
>>86419699
You're too late mate
You've already wasted your time
now fuck off im going to the dentist
>>86419705
with muh dick
>>86419705
why would i do that?
>>86419687
Are you kidding? They're in the same pose, have those stars in the background, the reflection of the characters on the bottom pictures
Why is Connie such a slut?
>>86418819
Flanderization in a single image. Are there any other notable examples of this in the show?
>>86419676
>>86419707
HOT scene
O
T
>>86419676
>>86419585
>mfw my birthstone is a glorious Diamond
>>86419544
Post pics after, want to see the quality; would love to do the same thing but with Peri
>>86419672
[spoiler~fetishizing~[/spoiler] representation
>>86419687
Same pose, same stars, same reflection, not to mention that Pearl as a character has a lot of inspiration form Utena.
>>86418819
holy shit
>>86419757
Pink diamond get out
>>86419762
Yeah sure I'll post it here
Would the gems ally with the Utroms?
>>86419760
What's her name again /sug/?
>>86419649
my bro
>>86419025
yes, thank you
>>86417826
But there's no reason to assume Pearls would be made in the same place their owners were. I mean, if a soldier gem can, through extraordinarily brave feats, earn her very own pearl, would they track back where that gem was made just to create her pearl in the same place the gem was from? why the hell would they do that?
It makes sense that HW has a pearl manufacturing facility somewhere, and when there's need they'll just make the made-to-order servant there and then ship the pearl to her new owner
>Pearl was made on another planet thousands of years before the Rebellion started
>thousands of years before the Rebellion started
source?
I really don't believe that pearls get passed around from owner to owner. They're specified to be made-to-order. If anything, they'd get harvested if no longer useful.
>>86418328
>Rose liberated Pearl from whoever her former master was.
Yes. Her former master was Rose Quartz herself.
(I know I'm super late but I don't give a shit)
>>86419818
Loser :^)
>>86419804
>>86419516
>>86419011
>>86419172
>>86419214
>>86419619
>>86419655
Will you ever stop asking stupid questions?
>>86419740
>>86419766
>Pose the same
No, it isn't
Go get the next couple of frames after that but jesus the pose isn't even close and the fag just didn't get the right frame for it otherwise it'd be spot on.
>>86419818
garbage
>>86419868
Why are Pearl episodes so shit?
>>86419843
Nope :^), what's Steven's gender?
>>86419562
>Pearl was given to Rose after someone else
I guess that could do about the same effect as Rose having freed her from a former master.
Not saying I think it's that way, but it at least is an alternative that makes sense.
Still not sure about those dates though.
When the Rebellion began and when the 1000 year war began seem like they're two seperate things at this point.
There seems to be a point between The Answer's "a small group of rebels" and Lapis's "I got caught in the middle of the war" with huge battles going on with whole armies.
I feel like the meeting on strawberry field took place sometime between those points.
>>86419868
Amethyst loves garbage
>>86419891
Beta male ;)
>>86419891
big boy
>>86419273
Yes
>>86419818
>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade
Can Steven be "employed" by the G-man?
>>86419907
>I feel like the meeting on strawberry field took place sometime between those points.
If you mean the moment when Rose tells Pearl she has decided to stay and fight for this planet, as in fight against Homeworld, it's definitely before they became rebels, so before the rebellion properly began. At that point Pearl hasn't done anything against HW yet so she has a chance to not get tangled with the rebellion.
>>86419888
Stay mad perifag
>>86419660
>>86419687
Get that week shit outta here.
Clearly Sugar only references quality things like Pebble and the Penguin
>pic related
>Jasper & Lapis' fusion dance at 1:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY74ZHcfHgA
>The S.S. Misery
>>86419988
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
kek
>>86419959
for u
>>86420029
Like that was my issue with it.
He just slapped some dance scene from a random old anime and expected similarities to another dance scene.
It doesn't even have the fucking Roses like in that anime for fucks sake.
>>86419222
>Titanium Quartz
Type this (any of them really) into Google images and revel in the hilarious gemsonas.
>>86420024
But I'm a Steven fag
What're the chances she'll upload it.
>>86419585
Tanzanite sounds like a Peridot-ish weirdo, Zircon sounds like a jerk (Diamond-related?) and Turquoise sounds nice for some reason.
>>86419836
You're replying to me in >>86419025 and>>86417826
I never implied that Pearls had to be made in the same place their masters are made. But it IS implied that Pearl is way older than Rose. at the very least thousands of years older than Rose since that's what she says in Sworn to the Sword. I doubt that Pearl stayed thousands of years without a master, after all, Pearls are made for a specific reason, and that is to serve a master since the moment of their birth, that is why there are "only" hundreds of pearls whereas we know that there are thousans of rubies and quartz soldiers. Sapphire is another one of those rare gems.
>source?
Swron to the Sword, Pearl saying that she became with the concept of sword fighting when she was already thousans of years old. The implication here is that she only learned about sword fighting when she joined the Rebellion. We already see Pearl fighting with swords 5700 years ago.
If it's true that they get harvested, then Rose wouldn't be giving Pearl the chance to get away and go back to Homeworld if she believed that Pearl would be shattered or whatever. In that case Pearl would simply have been given to a different owner.
>>86419907
It's implied that the Rebellion began 6000 years ago, and ended after Pink Diamond's shattering 5000 years ago. Bismuth was bubbled 5300 years ago and she had no idea that Pink Diamond was shattered. Amethyst was found 4600 years ago, 400 years after the CGs won the Rebellion. There is no "in between" point, at the beginning it really was just Rose and Pearl, and Garnet joined them later on, 5700 years later.
>>86420146
I hate how inconsistent Rose's sword is. Here it's almost half as tall as Pearl, but when Connie or Steven wield it then it shrinks to like half that size.
>>86419540
Peridot doesn't deserve to be Garfield REEEEEEEEE
>>86420138
Replaying Bioshock Infinite, and hearing her as Daisy Fitzroy is pretty damn cool.
>>86420209
She deserves to be modern Garfield.
>>86420111
>>86420283
Oh, amaet
Are the episodes in OP with subtitles ? I already downloaded most of SU on kickass a while ago but I struggle to find good subtitles
Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily psa
>>86419818
Dead Gem Hanging
>>86419816
Wow, I know art style needs to change over the course of a show but that's just awful.
>>86418519
>>86418524
Lappy makes mefappy
beep beep get out da way
>>86420361
No, that's just Zuke.
>>86420138
I really want to hear Jasper with a southern accent.
>>86420380
I'd stick my dick into that tailpipe, if you know what I mean.
>slaverly is glorified in the SU fandom
>>86420373
Fappy Wappy
>>86420380
Good good, now we just need some tf car inflation.
>>86420146
>Amethyst was found 4600 years ago, 400 years after the CGs won the Rebellion.
Where are you getting that date from?
I don't think the "war" was going on during the events of The Answer.
There are times they full on describe it as a war, and times they just talk about the rebellion.
"A small, persistant group of rebels" does not a war make.
Then there's the oddly out of place line from Pearl in the guidebook sugar wrote where she says they fought for Earth 5,500 years ago.
The way I see it, there's two possibilities.
>The "1000 year war" started 6,000 years ago
>Beta Kindergarten was set up 5,500 years ago
>Bismuth was bubbled 5,300 years ago, near the end of the war
>PD was shattered sometime near that point
>Homeworld cluster experiments for "a few hundred years"
>War end
or
>The Crystal Gems started to form 6,000 years ago
>built up forces over 500 years
>The "1000" year war started 5,500 years ago
>Bismuth bubbled 5,300 years ago, early into the war
>Beta Kindergarten set up 5,000 years ago
>PD shattered sometime between 5,000-4,800 years ago
>Homeworld cluster experiments for "a few hundred years"
>War end
I still stick by the latter as it makes more sense to me.
The Beta Kindergarten was established due to Homeworld struggling in the war. Why would Bismuth have built the Breaking Point when they were winning?
I think it makes more sense if the Breaking Point was an early thing in the war that Rose refused, then the war happened for a long time before she ultimately had to shatter PD.
Admittedly, Peridot's "few hundred years of reports" on the cluster experiments could have started before PD was shattered, but it apparently started when "earth wasn't going to be a viable colony" so I feel like it should be afterwards.
>>86420492
But... Amethyst wasn't alive during that time.
She really wanted the D
>>86420492
>Rose shattered PD
>Steven did not kill the beetle
Bismuth: "Then you really are better than her."
>>86420492
GARBANZO GEEEEEMS
>>86420536
She got it.
>>86420492
There HAS TO BE some kind of deep meaning like this to Onion Gang.
It felt so unnatural
>>86420373
>>86420425
Tread carefully anons, lest ye befall the same fate as the original Lapisfapper.
>>86420650
I have no cum jar to spill.
>>86418819
please someone make a projected future Connie.
>>86420650
Why? What happened?we're not talking about cold tea, are we?
>>86420650
Tell the story papa.
>>86419358
Yes Jasper as long as you stay as mine forever and if you ever betray me. Ill shatter you.
this thread needs more green
So about this:
>Pearl shattered PD while shapeshifted because of her reaction and the fact that she never shapeshifts her body anymore
The show sometimes withholds things until the time is right, even something basic like this:
>through the course of the WHOLE series, Amethyst never once was shown to bubble
Amethyst only did to make a moment for special and to show sympathy to Jasper: she bubbled her gem in a focused scene
It's very likely that there's some big reason that Pearl can shapeshift, but does not. She's no Era-II gem
>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend some day
>>86420863
>Pearl shattered PD
Just stop
>>86420825
Here ya go.
>>86420283
>>86420896
Amethyst looks like she has a bandaid on her chin
>>86420888
cunt
>>86420863
Pearl's reluctance to shapeshift could perfectly be because she can't do it. Peridot can't do it, so Pearl was already wrong in assuming every gem could do it.
>>86420868
>tfw no buff gf/bf to cosplay with
>>86420825
yesterdays mala doodle
>>86420901
not this green
THIS green
>>86420901
What is this, an image forREEEE
Its time
>>86420465
Slight sideline to the discussion, but do we have any idea who Pearl used to belong to? It would make sense from a drama point of view for her to have belonged to one of the diamonds, possible pink or white
>>86420931
Pearl knowledge of gems is only up to the rebellion
Of course she wouldn't know that Hw is messing with the gems they breed nowadays, that's not her fault and doesn't matter
Pearl SAID she could shapeshift. And tell me how would it be at all interesting for the story if she was simply like Peridot and "surprise!" she actually couldn't shapeshift?
Do you think Yellow Diamond's been a good step-diamond to Jasper?
>>86420944
It reminds me of puppy that got cotton balls stuck over her face lel
>>86421006
she'll never be as good as pink diamond
>>86420997
No we don't know and we won't know until the final season. But I doubt she belonged to a diamond.
>>86421006
Wait, I just realized something. What if Yellow Pearl is also Jasper's Pearl?!
>>86420985
stop before it's too late
should we really be counting the years she spent in the mirror on Lapis's age?
>>86420825
Alright
>>86419500
Idk whether to believe you or not. There are so many people claiming to be the pearl wall guy.
Like myself
>>86421118
She was still sentient and conscious the whole time, so yes.
How she came out of that only mildly depressed and grumpy, I'll never know.
>>86421118
>Lapis was only 16 when she got SMITH'D from behind
>>86421118
What is "age" to a gem but anything the amount of years they have been alive outside their hole?
They don't grow.
You place a baby in shoebox under a bed for 80 years, it will be a senior citizen when you free it.
>>86421125
no
>>86420944
Love it
>>86420465
So let me guess. The Crystal Gems didn't actually win the Rebellion? Sure, Rose did shatter Pink Diamond, but in the end, the diamonds used the Corruption Song and woped out all the gems except Rose, Pearl and Garnet. And then continued doing experiements that would have destroyed the Earth had it not been for Peridot. What a "victory" that is.
>>86421140
i'm also pearl wall guy
>>86421107
She's not. that's stupid.
>>86421143
Time has less meaning when you're an immortal being.
>>86418819
To be fair I'm pretty sure that is from two different story board artists, you'd need to compare Connie between 2 examples of the same artist for this to be accurate
>>86421006
JUST LET HER BE A DJ
>>86421183
Sure, but I doubt 5000+ years is a drop in the bucket for her.
>>86421181
I don't think it's that far fetched. Jasper just works for YD after PD died, and Pearl is basically the butler. So, since Jasper worked for YD, and YP does whatever YD requires of her, it would make sense that she would also cater to Jasper's needs.
>Greg went to play cards with Vidalia and Barb
So, what, did they fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgX5IhE0x2g
>>86420825
>>86421157
babies need food, pearl
you can't just put them in a shoebox.
>>86420896
more "big" edits?
>>86421148
Was it rape?
So we're on haitus right?
We'd know by now if there was a new episode coming out on Thursday via TV listings.
>>86419537
Tfw am diamond
>>86421281
It's official, tomorrow will be the seventh day since last episode, and when there's no episode we'll be banished to /trash/
>>86421270
It wasn't consensual, but she loved it anyway.
>>86421293
>MY DIAMOND
>>86419470
Thanks for reminding me of Misha.
https://youtu.be/QeeDw-5tFeQ
>>86420725
>>86420789No, we are not.
Gather 'round young Lapisfriends.
Lapisfapper was an anon whose lust for the water gem was so great that he set out to fap to the Lap every day for a year. He went as far as to create a calendar to show /sug/ his progress, and decided to save his Lapis-induced ejaculate in a jar for some degenerate NEET reason. Like >>86420697 alluded to, he ended up spilling his cum jar all over himself and his computer when his mom walked in on one of his daily jerk sessions. His last post in /sug/ was about how his parents were kicking him out of their house. He never was heard from again.
>>86421148
>Woolie takes no prisoners
>>86421270
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
>>86421338
>Lapis has short hair
I bet she was the first victim
>>86421338
>A direct punch from Bismuth didn't crack Lapis's gem
>Some random gem accidentally stepping on it did
>>86421399
>her gem was already weakened
>>86421332
ouch
that kinda sucks
>>86421140
> Like myself
what the fuck man :(
>>86421332
I was there for his first AND last wank. /trash/ would either provide him material for his daily watersports or he'd tell us how it went. He truly was an icon of the most minor form.F
>>86421410
>weak Lapises are a failure of the gem design
>>86420968
ants begone
>>86420968
>>86421468
>>86421455
>Oh no I made the bad gem
>>86418643
/freak/s*
>>86421468
One day indexer will kill us all.
So are/were the 3/4 diamond equals with similar roles or do they all oversee different parts of the gem civilisation? From what we've seen they do seem to have very different personalities, but the fact that they get planets to themselves makes them seem like individual factions with independent goals rather than a fully collective group
>>86419619
She doesn't have one buther clit is as big as Steven's Murdercock Jr, which is a mighty 18 inches in length, and as thick as a soda can, and both of them are still growing...
Birdercock
>>86419270
Somehow I have the feeling they wouldn't be too fond of her
>>86421675
I can't wait for Trump to win and round up all you futafags into concentration camps where you belong.
>>86421332
That kinda inspires me.
>>86419849
underrated post
>>86419891
Steven's a good boy
>>86421311
Which is strange because it leaves a one week gap of new programming.
>>86421675
kek
so are there any more new episodes coming or have we reached another hiatus?
>>86420863
I really do think this is a weak theory. If Rose refused to shatter gems, she wouldn't have allowed Pearl to shapeshift as her and do it in her stead. Unless Pearl went and did it behind Rose's back which I think is doubtful, I mere Pearl wouldn't have been able to stand up against a Diamond and shatter her.
What I do think is the case is that Pearl has some trauma related to shapeshifting from before the war began. Maybe her previous master forced her to do strange stuff.
>>86421170
Even worse.
I don't imagine that Homeworld came back to Earth after dropping the corruption nuke.
As Peridot's reports said, they assumed there was no more gems on Earth.
That'd meant he Cluster experiments, the "few hundred years of reports" happened before the nuke dropped.
A large number of these were set up under the Prime Kindergarten.
The Kindergarten that LITERALLY WAS THE MAIN GOAL OF THE START OF THE REBELLION.
They fucking started this shit to stop stuff like the Kindergarten.
Yet, from their formation all the way through their 1000 years of war, apparently the Crystal Gems either
>Never captured/stopped the Prime Kindergarten till the very end
or
>They stopped it, then actually were dumb enough to let Homeworld set up a secret lab underneath it
And Amethyst's existance makes the former the more likely of those two. She emerged 500 years too late, meaning the kindergarten had to be shut down at least 500 years before that.
No one was there when she came out as well, and she was able to avoid the corruption nuke by being in the ground, so it had to be a point after the end of the 1000 years.
Steven Universe is the only thing binding me to this mortal plane, some day I will be free like Lapis
>>86420492
>>86421837
Yep. Hiatus.
Probably will be banned Thursday at the latest, and get some word from the crew this week sometime about when they think they'll be back.
That said, Ian did mention fall episodes at the SDCC panel.
We always take off December to mid-January, so we'd definitely be off then.
Together, that makes it likely we're getting at least a bomb sometime between October and November.
>>86421837
When is YD going to attack the Earth? I'm hype for another all-out war.
>>86420863
>>86421000
>>86421839
>READ
READ
>READ
READ
>READ
READ
http://yunisverse.tumblr.com/post/150669442056/lately-ive-been-thinking-a-lot-about-whats
she just wanted to kill teh crystal gems
>>86421399
>Jasper was the fatass that stepped on Lapis' gem and was heavy enough to crack it
>>86421703
Don't tip the Jizzjar.
>>86422030
>this is actually possible
KEK
>>86421919
>Fewer episodes as the plot thickens
WHY SUCROSE???
>>86421948
I don't think she will.
We have nothing but speculation on the meaning to it, but it really seems like the Cluster is something being kept hidden.
>Huge bioweapon
>Set up on planet that has important history to Gems
>Yellow sends one, low rank Peridot to check on it
>Said Peridot reports FUCKING CRYSTAL GEMS ON THE PLANET
>YD sends her out with just a single, but very powerful, soldier to deal with things, rather than any kind of large force.
>"I want MY cluster, and I want that planet to die."
>After shit goes south, she just sends some dumbass rubies to retrieve Jasper and nothing else
Honestly, I have to wonder if maybe Yellow herself was the one behind all the Cluster shit without telling the other Diamonds.
Maybe she wanted to keep from drawing attention to it for some reason.
>>86420221
>>Replaying Bioshock Infinite
but why tho
>>86420968
>>86422091
Not him, but it's a fun shooter.
>>86422110
>Jasper will never bully you into going on a date with her
>>86422070
>fewer
Anon, the entire 26 episodes of S3 are compressed into those two blocks of it.
We're getting the same number of episodes, they're just coming in short bursts now instead of long weekly strings like in S1.
>>86422017
Yes and I do think Pearl not shapeshifting will be a big plot point but I doubt it's going to be on the levels of "Pearl shattered PD"
>>86422110
I want a Jasper-sized letterman jacket to use as a blanket.
>>86421006
Jasper curses Yellow Diamond under her breath every time she's reminded that she's working under her and not Pink Diamond
>>86422147
Fair point, but the wait gets longer.
If there's a whole fountain of Rose's healing tears, why don't they just bottle some of it up so that the gems have some backup healing in case Steven's powers falter?
>>86422080
There used to be a fairly popular theory that Yellow was trying to usurp the Homeworld throne for herself. To that end she secretly assassinated White, stuck her in the pyramid, and sent her to Earth and plans to use the Cluster against Blue when it hatches.
>>86422027
just a doodle
>>86422017
What was the episode where Garnet and Amethyst shapeshift into Steven? I want to know what Pearl said back then.
>>86419562
Rose at the time would have been around 250 years at least since Earth was founded by the gems at 6000 years ago
My guess is Rose was "program" to protect Earth being Pink Diamonds Champion/herald/ect and odds are Pink being leader of the Gem armies (all her gems have been Quartz) means she was very mobile needing to go all over the gem empire to deal with problems ect
So Rose rebels not to "help gems" but to protect earth as she never once seem to give a shit about gems that much.
So 250 years into the war Blue tries to attack Rose this is were Garnet comes in
250-475 the CG become more open battles rather than hit and run tactics Bismuth gets bubble
500 I'll say this is when Jasper is form and I'm willing to bet she turns the tie in Homeworlds favor, fighting is still brutal and the CG have to abandon their no kill policy humans most likely join the fighting now
900 years into the war is when Pink dies maybe when she was protecting Blue
950 is when the cluster project is started
1000 the nuke
>>86422159
unless you can give me the original name of the file I got nothing on that and i'm not gonna dive without any anchor
doggy dog world etc etc
>>86422297
Whatever
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Steven_7d2917_5511377.jpg
>>86422260
>Rose at the time would have been around 250 years at least since Earth was founded by the gems at 6000 years ago
How do you know this?
>>86422025
This is Great, who made it?
Also, requests?preferably Poil, Lappy or Connie
>>86419751
Sauce. I need more of this.
>>86422378
then there's no chance until google cathces it off someone's reblog or something
on the good side, the tag is restricted to that one episode, so you can go on and search for it yourself on tumblr if you really care about it
>>86422462
Are you fucking serious?
>>86422462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qs5xAxCpYY
>>86422462
What exactly am I looking at here?
>>86422427
I just said Homeworld found and started to colonized Earth 6000 years and the revolt started around 5750
Rose is stated to be form Earth
So unless Rose is a dirty dirty liar and came to Earth with Pink she should be around 250 or less but I'll say 200
what if the new episodes aren't as good as they used to cause the dark lord behind their powers was actually Ian?
>>86421675
>>86422559
No I mean how do you know they started coloniziing the Earth 6000 years ago. The only thing we know is that 5700 years ago it was said to be a new colony.
>>86422480
Who are you and what have you done with the real indexer.
>>86422440
expect this or less.
>>86422536
Peridot
>>86422626
are there other variants?
Jasper?
>>86422637
Connie wearing a sexy bikini
>>86422237
I favor this one
Nice hair
>>86422627
I may be autistic, but I'm not stupid
You work with what you have, if you have nothing you can't do shit
>>86422665
I'm making them right now
>>86422297
>>86422480
>>86422687
>jasperfags
>>86422617
the show runners said it in an interview
double since Earth was stated to be in very early stages when the war stated so yeah
>>86422688
oh shit thanks
>>86422462
As a Lapisfag, even I think this is pretty pathetic.and I'm using image.jpg
>>86422688
May the faggot force be with you
>>86419836
>"but I suppose I was only a few thousand years old when I began fighting alongside Rose Quartz"
This single line is enough evidence that Pearl didn't belong to Rose Quartz. She is way older than Rose.
>>86422458
Sketchapod (formerly Sketchabee)
http://sketchapod.tumblr.com
>>86422706
except I'm not gonna resort to fucking a dog
She should have just fought and lost
>>86422157
Could you offer some alternatives?
>>86422256
Keep Beach City Weird
>>86422626
>>86418614
cute
>>86422378
>funnyjunk
>>86422804
>manlets
>>86422804
>not putting clod instead of "her"
For shame
>>86422831
Congrats, you can read.
>>86422091
>Bioshock Collection
>>86418555
Dammit there was a great Jasper video on tumblr set to this song, can't find it now
>>86422738
Source on that interview?
My vacation with amethyst and garnet, with her new girlfriend Lapis
>>86422886
>>86422769
>lapidot everywhere
Wasn't she a Stevidot shipper?
>>86422886
DO JASPER
DO JASPER
"Freak."
>>86422982
They are next
>>86418519
>>86418524
hot as fuck
>>86422804
I would rather kill myself than be a memedot fan
>>86422666
>>86423010
>>86423010
you doing all the gems?
>>86422971
She's been expanding her tastes, but Stevidot is still her number 1
Or Lapidot is a cancer. Either or
>>86423073
This image would be great if she had the weapon pointed at one of her gems.
>>86423047
You know exactly what I mean, bitch.
>>86423087
Lapidot is a cancer, but a cancer I need to live
>>86419743
That's not flanderization.
>>86421332
what in the actual fuck
>>86423087
>expanding her tastes
That's a shame.
>>86421332
Swoo, swoo, swoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkGpHsf59c
>>86423010
>World's tallest man
Post Gemsonas.
>>86418623
>>86418701
for shit like this lapiven gets so much hate
fml
Do you think any of the gems fought for the Confederacy?
>>86421332
And I thought pearlfags were bad. Good thing my waifu doesn't have fuckups like that.because I'm literally the only one who waifus her
>>86423235
Sadie?
>>86423198
It's realistic
>>86423199
Pearl, she loves rebelling.
>>86423199
>>86418471
fuck this shit
>>86423190
Here's my fan Diamond.
>>86421221
No, that's stupid. YP is YD's personal assistant, her handmaiden, her secretary. You don't share your secretary. You definitely don't do it with your underlings. Your secretary is busy tending to you. That's part of the point of having one, they are dedicated to you, alone. Why would YD, one of the most important gems, have to share her servants? If she wanted someone to take care of jasper, she could give her a pearl of her own, or just order someone else to do it. Why would she assign her own personal servant to someone else? It makes no sense.
>>86423207
Does he want to dress up as Pearl or does he want his girlfriend dressing up as Pearl?
>>86423047
yes. cute and sexy
>>86423235
oh we're plenty autistic
take me for example
>>86423258
what do you mean by that exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9rrMHz8Ag
>>86423282
the girlfriend dressing up
>>86423300
I know pearlfags are bad, but I haven't heard stories of cum jars coming from you idiots.
>>86423308
Little known fact: Millennia old aliens and 14 year old kids make great couples.
>>86423010
sorry. It's bad
>>86423085
Will do whatever ones I feel like and requests
>>86423207
this brings the question
if your girl loves you and understands, would you ask her to dress as a gem?
>>86423300
you're adorkable in my book anon
>>86423330
There was a perifag who would talk about the thick cum stalactites he keeps under his desk
>>86423277
My fan Emerald.
who here will dress up as Jasper for me
>>86423356
i was going to ask for lapis but that's the one who started it all so im cool thanks
>>86418925
from the thumbnail, i thought she was holding rolls of toilet paper.
>>86423330
I know the story of a Pearlfag keeping his cum jar next to a portrait of Pearl. If only I could find the pic...
>>86423316
/r/ing Lapis in Mr. Carpainter's outfit
>>86423330
good point
>>86423366
hmmmmmmmmmm
sure i don't see why not
>>86423370
thank you :3
I've had a few people say that actually
though my friends and family WILL NEVER let me hear the end of it
desu it brings happiness into my life though
m'pillow
got it yesterday
Right here: >>86419336
>>86423418
I'm on it.
>>86423330
Jizzus >> semen incubated pony anon > lapisfapper
Discuss.
>>86423415
It was a candle. Unless we're talking about different people. I remember people being disgusted by the picture, but it was just a candle.
>>86423372
that's just gross. perifags have the tulpa dude, too. maybe SU fans are just fucking degenerates.
Man, I swear, this show would have been so much better of Steven was female and the Gems were male. That works so much better as a comedic premise.
>>86423456
noooooo my waifu though :c
>>86422440
That took a surprisingly longer amount of time to track down than I thought it would.
http://unbeknownsttomen.tumblr.com/tagged/4chan
He also did this and the "It gets easier" one.
As for requests, how about Pearl and Lapis babe-watching at the beach?
Holo-Rose looked unomfortable in Rose's Scabbard
>>86423443
Grazie
>>86423450
didn't the pony dude keep his behind the radiator? Those were some grody images.
Who's jizzus?
>>86422886
fucking kek
>>86423340
omg...
joke aside, age canott apply to gems since they dont age like humans, a gem made yesterday and a gem made 100000 years ago would be the same
man this is weird and up to debate
>>86423356
>not "Freak."
>>86422804
>>86422886
as a Perifag, this is a vast improvement
>>86423403
The real question is who will dress up as pearl for me :)
>>86423431
I'm always glad to see anons happy. It warms me heart. It's a cute pillowI'm the anon with the pokemon bedding from yesterday.
>>86423356
This looks like it should be Amethyst. Jasper should be taller.
>>86422462
this img gives me mixed feels
i identify with it but i feel sick of myself
>>86418852
I like this song.
>>86423550
awww
hey! how ya doing?
I hug my pillow and I love it
I tried coloring a drawfag drawing of lion.
>>86423572
not bad actually
well done mate
>>86423498
he left the jar on top of the radiator one time, and then forgot to check on it for a while iirc
i still have nightmares about those caps.
the idea of a Pearl humping her Diamond's hand to get off like a bird is cute.
>>86423498
>>86423595
yes, yes he did. Almost caramelized, fermented cum.
Jizzus is the character of an old /b/ tradition and holiday, Jizzmas. An Anon that stores his cum in bottles for many years now posts every year around christmas an update to his collection on /b/. One very special year he opened the oldest bottle and sent samples of it in tine necklace-bottles (iirc) to anons all around. I think he had to dispose of that one though as the air contact caused a biochemical diaster.
>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
>>86423650
Oh man that's cute
>>86418607
>mfw
https://youtu.be/EoGGipLT26o?t=30
That....could actually come in handy during a second homeworld invasion.
>>86423669
The Diamond isn't attentive or anything, but the Pearl has needs and carries on if she lets her
>>86423595
>i still have nightmares about those caps
Why? Everyone's seen them.
So was Bad Pearl a concept created by the fans that was so popular that it was made canon.
Because I've been seeing bad Pearl fanart for the longest of time.
>>86423697
this is nice
fanfic / art when
>>86423731
Zuke started it
>>86423696
>that force in which the object blasted out of the cannon from a light touch on the switch
Seems injectors have extreme jabbing force to puncture earth for the purpose of injecting gem goo
Of course.
>>86423658
What possesses people to save their cum?
>>86423658
>Jizzus is the character of an old /b/ tradition and holiday, Jizzmas. An Anon that stores his cum in bottles for many years now posts every year around christmas an update to his collection on /b/. One very special year he opened the oldest bottle and sent samples of it in tine necklace-bottles (iirc) to anons all around. I think he had to dispose of that one though as the air contact caused a biochemical diaster.
what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
what is 4chan man...
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
what in the living fuck?
what in the actual fuck?
are you fucking serious?
im in awe....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKXvDaJIzQ
>>86423709
>>86423709
Not me, link?
>>86423756
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
SUGAR STARTED IT
>>86423731
No. Either Zuke or Sugar posted the first bad pearl pic, and it was then picked up by fan artists.
>>86423569
I'm fine, busiest week of the year for me though, I'm afraid. I actually also have a pillow to hug. It's nothing special overall, but small and rectangular. It reminds me of a tiny lovepillow. It's very hugable.
>>86423756
for real? anons say that it was sugar
i dont know what to believe anymore
>>86423756
>>86423784
Huh I guess I like Zuke now
>>86418623
lol, peridot is all like: is it ok if i do it too?
>>86423731
>>86423756
>>86423776
>>86423784
>>86423793
We need to solve this mystery.
>>86418912
Why not?
>>86423696
Peridot is a fucking dork.
What's up with those sock feet, why does she form with those.
>>86423766
It's on imgur see /a/dmndm
>>86423763
I don't know, but it amazes me
>>86418696
im with you on this one.
i find the townie episodes boring as hell but the story and lore ones really good.
>you show the voice actors your long sword
>>86423793
I'm sure this is the drawing that started it all. It's a Zuke drawing
>>86423868
I hope we get 10 more townie episodes after this. I like the plot-heavy episodes too, but it's a small price to pay for all the lorefags to fucking kill themselves once and for all. Once their gone we can watch the show in peace without hearing them bitch and moan about fun SoL.
>>86423786
Does Stevonnie have fucking Pearl Point Pantieswhere can I get some
>>86423914
>fun SoL
Too bad there hasn't been any since season 1. Fucking castrate yourself.
>>86423786
Aww that kinda sucks
What's on the pillow?
>>86423877
>DFCTV
delicious flat chest TV?
>>86423572
Wow. Thanks.
>>86423939
>DFCTV
>defective
>>86423928
Say what you will, my man, at the end of the day I'm not the one pissing myself in anger. I'm watching these episodes having fun and all you can do is bitch.
>>86423959
Wow what a useless acronym
>>86423939
>>86423959
>Pearl is a defective DFC
DEEPEST
>>86423959
oh it's one of those "FCK PLK" thingies
>>86423664And Bismuth will bear witness to the lewd union of crystal gem and upper crust
>>86423971
Probably because that's not an acronym, you mong.
>>86423959
DEEPEST LORE
>>86424019
Oh shit you right
What would you call that then
>Pearl is going to scissor Mystery Girl to death
>>86424008
>breaking point
>>86424035
Abbreviation
>>86424045
Well alright
>>86423919
no idea, but I imagine them easy to make.
>because everyone likes a callback
>>86424071
Mm got me
>>86424036
>scissor
She can shapeshift a dick.
>>86424071
I don't
>>86424084
>She can shapeshift
Unless Mystery Girl wants to see Pearl in a sundress I don't think she's going to be getting much more than scissoring with Pearl's Barbie doll crotch.
>>86423862
>/a/dmndm
>sees the imgs
i wanna puke so fucking hard
how the fuck is possible for a human to fill a bottle like that?, it must be a work of several anons
that last img was the most blasphemous shit ive seen in my entire life
what is life anymore
what the fuck man
please dont tell me this is a current event...no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23hN6_cULI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDPrOkqnVN4&feature=youtu.be
>>86424008
>>86424038
>"Steven, you are the ultimate weapon against homeworld, YOU are the breaking point"
>>86423938
nothing special really, but it's mine.
>>86424183
Oh that's nice! You should get one of your favorite gem! Pearl <3
>>86424121
look at the dates
>'07, '08, '09, ... , '14
yep. '15 I missed I think, but it happened.
be sure to check out /b/ this Dec 26th!
>>86424231
fucking 4chan QR box remembering the last image I tried to upload or something.
>>86424231
>#2 mom
kek
>>86424084
>>>>>implying
they're lesbians for a reason
I can't believe Lapis was mistaken for a rebel, and was stuck in an object that disallowed her from answering questions during interrogation.
There was a whole crowd gathered around Lapis during the interrogation. That seems like an ineffective waste of time to be done during such a waging war.
>>86424264
Ian said on his twitter that gems can choose to become male.
I mean even amy turns into a male wrestler.
>>86424292
That's why those retards lost.
>>86424292
>I can't believe Lapis was mistaken for a rebel
Maybe she was such an amazing spy, that she fooled the people she worked for.
That, or Bismuth can smell bullshit from a mile away.
>>86424336
the only thing bismuth can smell from a mile away is pies that haven't been stolen yet
>>86423756
zuke said in a periscope she was working on chille tid and bad girls came on the radio and she went "bad girls huh? what about... bad pearls..."
and then doodled pearl in a leather jacket smoking two cigarettes at once and posted it on tumblr and everyone fell in love and the rest is history
>>86424214
funny you say that.. I always had a hard time making out any specific favorite. But I do connect with Pearl in a way I don't with any other gem. One could call her my favorite, come to think of it.
>>86424292
>I can't believe Lapis was mistaken for a rebel
Holy shit I'd never thought about this. She has a giant blue diamond right on her outfit, and if they bothered to let her reform and then interrogate her, she would have been able to tell them a CG was the one to punch her out in the first place.
HW must be full of retards.
>>86424372
That's great!
Well your guys know she's a bit more than just my favorite... Lol
>people who have been in abusive relationships relating to Alone at Sea
>"I miss her."
>omg yeah it's so crazy I miss my abusive ex! It's so reassuring to have that weird reality represented on TV!
But but
WHAT does lapis miss? The equivalent of locking someone that you've always hated in a dark closet and beating them up.
Still relatable?
>>86423490
http://imgur.com/a/7ZpYI
here ya go
>>86424331
No I hate that comic, even lapis isn't that terrible and Japser isn't that forceful
>>86424451
Sounds like a fun weekend to me.
>>86424441
>The equivalent of locking someone that you've always hated in a dark closet and beating them up.
>still relatable?
Yes, very.
>>86421332
That just sounds like he got lazy and made up a story to get out of it
>>86424485
You are joking
>>86424451
You're the best.
>>86424336
Why didn't Bismuth shatter lapis? Hit and run isn't her style, she would finish the job
>>86423786
>Evangellion
Nice.
>>86424386
Then we can assume a lot of Crystal Gems didn't wear stars during the war, instead still bearing their old HW uniforms.
Kind of like our Peridot now.
>>86424441
It feels good to have an excuse to be terrible
>>86418725
I can understand gem SoL but townie episodes are getting to be irredeemable.
Go watch sadie's song again
>>86424511
think of it. Think of 4chan. Sincerely, for a moment. Especially the boards you don't WANT to think about.
The human mind is a terrible thing. Don't underestimate it.
>>86421324
Lmao thanks you made my night
>>86424540
Yeah, I wondered that too. Her weapon-hands should be more than capable of cracking/shattering gems, considering how big they are and how hard she hits.
Maybe she developed the Breaking Point specifically for the Diamonds?
>>86424451
I think I came a little.
>>86424292
The biggest mystery is how SOMEONE had a Lazuli-fitted mirror at the ready.
Maybe someone made all of these objects and collected loose poofed gemstones as spoils of the war; to have powerful gem-powered tools at their disposal.
That doesn't explain why the mirror was left on the floor though.
End of war rush?
>>86424395
whatever makes you happy, anon
>>86424645
Actually I might be misremembering SOW...
>>86424645
That would make sense to me. You can't just leave your enemieslion around
>>86419100
>Pearl gets mascotzoned
Oh rose, you and your keikakus
>>86424629
I'd paint Lapis like one of my french gems.
>>86424686
You fuck
Anyone know any good sites for getting a daki printed?
>>86424621
you're very welcome! There's actually a nice little flash that also adds animation to the (original) song I can post it on /f/ if you want
>>86419011
No, that's how you catch Gem AIDS.
>>86424645
>That doesn't explain why the mirror was left on the floor though.
>End of war rush?
Yes, as it seemed in SOW
But I think the person might've dropped her on purpose because they didn't have any use for her and didn't care about her, especially if they thought she was a CG
>>86419270
Screw red states, screw blue states
Make America Garnet Again
>>86424645
>a Lazuli-fitted mirror at the ready
I'm pretty sure it was a "one gem fits all" kind of thing.
>>86424691
*TL: keikau means plan
>>86424691
>Pearl is the mascot of the Crystal Gems
A cute thought
>>86418792
sourrrrrrrrce
>>86424730
No, vote for Yellow Diamond.
Make Earth a Colony Again
>>86424734
I think mirror powers are probably a special Lapis Lazuli ability
>>86424740
imagine her in some kinda sports tournament beating up the other mascots
>>86424764
>mirror powers
You're not even talking about the same thing.
>>86424734
There was a distinct tear drop indentation in the back of the mirror as you can see when Steven plucks her gem out, and mirror abilities seem likely unique to Lapises
>>86424792
What do you mean? I think they put Lapis in the mirror because she was a Lapis Lazuli and could do her mirror thing
We've seen in SOW how she has mirror powers in general
hiatus ending when?
>>86424853
in 3 hours
>>86424853
2018
>>86424853
We don't know. There's a hiatus regarding information about the hiatus
>>86424883
>>86424886
Why do you mock my suffering?
>>86424892
Okay, that's how you know shit is bad.
>>86424853
not anytime soon
time to find other things to occupy yourself with, and forget about SU until it comes back many months from now when you least expect itHopefully Gem Harvest will come out around thanksgiving
It's time to pack up and leave, show's over folks.
>>86424812
>>86424841
I assumed the mirror could relay the thoughts and memories of any gem placed into it, not just Lapis Lazulis.
>>86424691
Do you kiss your mascots no the mouth anom?
>>86419407
Steven or Stevonnie
>>86424909
I'm staying until /sug/ gets banned again from /co/, I like my blue board
>>86424892
That's how it always is
That's what sucks about hiatus, you never even know how long they're going to be because CN just can't stand the idea of telling us anything
>adult Steven is so massive because his mom was massive
>tfw into big men
>tfw into compassionate, empathetic partners
>tfw adult Steven is literally my dream guyI doubt anyone shares my pain, but I just want adult Steven so bad. It hurts.
>>86423479
thanks for looking that up for me,and thanks for replying i was gonna get sad and just bail out of shame
image limit reached so imma post an imgur
>http://imgur.com/a/LFE74
>>86424917
Considering Lapis' unique powers are infinite memory and the ability to reflect whatever she has seen, that would be weird/wasteful/coincidental to shove a mighty Lazuli who already has those powers in an object...that grants those powers.
Imagine a Ruby in a mirror
>>86419226
I was actually going to post this.
Why is Greg so traumatized from shapeshifting? He freaked out when Amethyst did it, and when Steven made his first cat finger he got really freaked out too. Did it originally come from Amethyst, or did Rose have something do do with it?
"Amethyst, you know how I feel about shapeshifting..."
>>86424945
Just use one of the non-general discussion threads. They're basically /sug/ 2.0
>>86424962
Adult Steven will have a child body because he doesn't grow. You like shota you fucking faggot.
>>86424986
he does grow tho
>>86424976
same reason pearl doesn't do it any more
>>86424976
Wait...
Greg didn't say it was Amethyst that traumatized him from shapeshifting specifically. Could THIS tie in with Pearl's hesitation or trauma related to shapeshifting?
Something to do with Rose and Greg and Pearl maybe
>>86424231
omg this is an upcumming event
fuck this planet man
>>86424986
Great, another reason why I can never have my dream man. He'll stay cute and adorable and will never grow up into a sexy beach stud.
Thanks, Anon.
>>86424451
thanks drawendo
>>86424709
Found it on my own, love it!
>>86425010
So did Pearl shapeshift into Rose and she masturbated or something?
>>86425029
Lapis is that you?
>>86425062
>Greg went in to assist his lover
>it was fucking PEARL
>>86424974
It seems like she needs water to do her mirror thing outside of a mirror, would you wanna interrogate a Lazuli that has access to water? putting her in a mirror made her incapable of doing anything but showing pictures
I imagine a Ruby's mirror thoughts would be a bunch of crude blurry shapes
>>86424962
you think you have it bad?
try attempting to BE someone like him for all your life and feeling that every time you hurt someone invalidates you as a person because you can't let go of your own mistakes even years after the fact!
>>86425073
Lapis is not into buff studs or she'd fuse with Japser again
She likes Steven for his cuteness
>>86425053
instafeels are great. I actually bought Pinkerton because of that flash.
>>86424962
fuck off woskis
>>86425062
>she looks in the mirror, shapeshifted as rose
>"my pearl, you make me cum buckets"
>actual rose catches her doing that
>"pls someone shatter me" pearl thinks
>"and thats the story of how i shapeshifted in your mother steven"
>>86424974
You're missing my point. Even IF Lazuli's have the power to recount events, why would they develop tools that do the same job that they can?
>imagine a Ruby in a mirror
Now imagine: A Ruby is suspected of being a liar. So what do you do? Throw her into a mirror and interrogate her and the mirror will display what she does and doesn't know.
>>86425094
She likes Steven because he's literally the only being to show her any kindness and affection in ~5000 years. She'd adore him no matter what he looks like.
>>86425094
lets be fucking real
lapis likes steven in all his forms
>>86425017
I wouldn't be surprised if Rose did something that seriously freaked him out about it.
If they expand on it, it will probably be something Amy did, but what did she do to make him so uncomfortable and freaked out by it?
>>86425073
What? No.
>>86425086
That's what's so... alluring about him. Just being with him as he goes through tough times. Being there for him, telling him I'm there for him. Watching him grow as a person, him helping ME grow as a person.
Sigh... what a life that would be!
>>86425116
Who?
Pearl can create Rose holograms. you can bet your ass she has used those holograms for "stuff"
>>86425127
>why would they develop tools that do the same job that they can?
So they can't fight back
>a Ruby being a liar
Throw her in a Ruby tool, and if they don't have those then they'd just unthinkingly shatter a Ruby because they're lowly
>>86425137
thanks for proving my point anon
>>86425094
She'd literally go full Kirby on him if the other gems weren't around, kid or not.
>>86425168
She also has Rose's room for full-color faux-Rose fun.
>>86425127
I think it's just a plain ol' mirror with a gem indent until a Lapis gets shoved in
>>86425168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uftk9QN_f_Y
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>>86425020
I appreciate this pun
>>86425237
I know exactly what this is without clicking. Classic.
>>86425237
>brendanielreads
Good on him for the 100k
>>86425168
>loads the wrong hologram when training connie
>>86425244
yeah anon
even tho im fucking disgusted with that shit, i just couldnt let that pun just go away
>>86425163
I guess you can say...I want to be a part of his universe?
>>86425168
>Holo Rainbow Quartz
>>86425232
I'll shove you into a mirror.
>>86425163You are aware I did not talk about steven?
>>86425163
Lapis, we know you love Steven a lot, now give the iPad back to Peri.
>>86425320
Then... who were you talking about?
>>86425237
What the fuck.
>>86425298
>with her holo moist center
>>86425273
trust me, there will be a point at which you are so fucked it's just funny to you. 6 years ago I'd never believed what kind of sick fuck I'd end up to be.
>>86425163
I can HEAR you flicking it to Steven, you sick aristocrat.
>>86425364
those were exactly my words the first time i saw that video
>>86425355
I was talking about my (in this regard) miserable state of existence.
>>86425163
You're just a big frustrated pervert
>>86425397
>there will be a point at which you are so fucked it's just funny to you
fuck pls no
>>86425237
This is the second time I watched it and I still love it.
>>86425417
>mine were "ayy lmao" I think
welp, time to get a sturdy rope
>>86425364
>>86425417
>>86425461
Weak sauce
>>86425237
brendaniel's voice is like silk
>>86425336
Nah man, I ain't this Lapis Flapis guy.don't tell peri she's asleep lol
>>86425406
Sorry, I just all flustered when I think about him.
>>86425427
Oh Anon, cheer up, I'm sure things will get better for you.
>>86425441
Your point?Or maybe I'm just in love?
>>86425452
6 years of countless board hoppings between /b/c/d/f/... are a hell of a ride anon. I have seen shit.
>>86418622
pearlven is still ongoing?
>>86425526
fuck man
>>86425640
it was fun though. Still is. The only thing I regret is that I can't be everywhere at once.
>>86425507
see the next thread.
>>86425742
You know it baby~