Homestuck

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>>86403692
She's supposed to be the "motherly feminist" tumblr type.
We all know the real mary sue.

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Dancestor time

>>86403692
will we get anything in a month and 6 days?

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>>86404134
dont have high hopes

>>86403692
you gotta hog the spotlight to be a marysue

>>86403692
>slut
>mary sue
nah

>>86404401
Terezi was a mary sue in act 5 and she was a huge slut back then.

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friendly reminder that john would have prevented the destruction of humanity and saved his father if someone asked him to do it nicely

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>>86404475
As much as I liked her, Terezi was the biggest slut.
>Karkat
>Dave
>Gamzee
>Vriska
>John
Karezi a best tho

>>86404529
John, please undo your undoing of everything that made everything that was shit even shittier
Please go back even further, and undo it all
Undo playing sburb and just go about the rest of your days watching movies and chatting online buds

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>>86404595
EB: um.
EB: the only thing i am going to undo is my pants!!
EB: because i am going to NAIL terezi. EB: with my dick. in her vagina.

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>>86403692
No.

She should've pity fucked Karkat, tho.

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>>86405010

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>>86404549
That's not true. Eridan is the biggest slut.

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>>86405010
>>86405102

I swear I'm gonna do this as soon as my grad classes stop being shit and a half.

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>>86404313
remember when karkat and sollux were best friends

that was nice for the one conversation it lasted before hussie decided he didn't like writing sollux anymore

>>86405343
Who are these? Hive swap trolls?

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>>86405010
>pityfuck
Ew no
I want to see her be a positive adult role model in his life, a mom so he can finally have someone emotionally support him

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>>86404549
I agree.

>>86405236
>Porrim hitting on Karkat
The fuck?

>>86406219
She did in the first or second Openbound. Kankri then scolded her for it.

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>>86404103
Finally fan art of my crack ship

>>86406253
>being motherly towards someone is now hitting on someone

>>86406253
Kankri is retarded though

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>>86406197
When's the last time Hussie actually drew anything?

>>86404134
We'll probably get a newspost. Maybe some new merch.

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>>86406350
Exactly, that's clearly motherly. She's being nice to him.

>>86406350
>That girl who+'s been wandering aro+und in the drago+n suit is a very lucky lady.

You know, when Hussie is doing this right up until the very end with the retcon, on top of piggy having been revealed to be a pretty hardcore davekat shipper who hates karezi, something just gets weird here.

>>86405010
Yes. SS is always welcome. Too bad I can't post that one image of neophyte and karkat though.

>>86406350
God damn, Kankri really does talk like fucking tumblr

Why doesn't John like trolls?

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>>86406634
Because he's the one character to remember Hussie's original intention of the trolls being monstrous jerks who really don't work well with humans in most ways, yet can still be allies.

>>86406449
Halftruth was better than ipgd as far as Hussie's girlfriends go.

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Is it true Hussie isn't writing Hiveswap? Do we have any proof?

>>86406817
We know he's not the ONLY one writing Hiveswap. The lead writer is some random idiot from twitter, but he talked about Hussie and North having written out the main plot.

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>>86406282
Freud was right.

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>>86406735
It's a slow burn versus a fast death.

>>86406838
thinking about it, id rather it were the other way around, with hussie writing the dialogue and someone else writing a story that doesn't completely fall apart

>>86405343
who's that semen demen on the lower right

>>86406931
I'd rather Hussie just have an actual fucking editor to tell him "No that's stupid."

>>86406838
Where did he say this and where, if you know

>>86407239
http://www.gamecrate.com/interview-skullmandible-discusses-move-twitter-star-game-writing/13537


>He got my e-mail from Ryan North, and that was it. He's a friend who has also done some writing on the game. We've got a couple of other people who are still waiting in the wings who have done some writing contribution, we're not quite ready to announce yet. One of them especially is going to turn some heads, but we've got some heavy-hitters comedically working on this.

Who the fuck do they consider to be "heavy-hitters comedically", cause it sure as fuck ain't any of them.

>>86407354
pls be toby pls be toby

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>>86403692
Name a female homestuck character that ISN'T one.

>>86407367
Toby isn't funny

>>86407481
condy!

>>86407502
ok but i want toby anyways!!!!

>>86407624
i wish they would stop supporting him, then we could go back to the old fanbase that was actually tolerable.

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>>86407654
>then we could go back to the old fanbase
the old fanbase is gone forever my dude

HSG will never exist as it was

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>>86407690
HSG is new fanbase
I'm talking about MPSAF early forum stuff

>>86407654
>>86407690
then why are you here?

Why are you constantly reminiscing for the rest of your lives? move on

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>>86407721
well that's even more gone

like literally deleted gone

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>>86407731
>asking this in a thread about a literally dead comic

>>86408111
what is she going to baste?

>>86407960
Is this parodying another comic? I feel like it's parodying another comic I've seen before.

Some kind of vidya comic, too.

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>>86408122

>still not over how good the ost is

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>>86408377
Least one thing turned out okay

>>86407367
Toby isn't going to 'turn heads," it's a well known fact h e and Hussie are long-time collaborators and friends.

>>86408443
And he's already doing the music.

>>86408377
>still not over how sburban jungle represents something far greater and more magical than what the comic ended up delivering
>still tear up every time you listen to it
>still have to imagine the scene in office space where the printer gets destroyed but with hussie in the printer's place to cheer up

>>86408443
Least it didn't turn out to be Zoe Quinn
The fact that there's only one degree of separation between her and Hussie rubs me the wrong way though.

I really don't remember what happened in Homestuck

>>86408394
what happened to chaz
And why couldn't chaz have been the ascended HSG artist instead of piggy

>>86406817
>Writing is easy

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE A BETTER ENDING YOU INCOMPETENT AGING NUMALE KEK?

>>86403692
Porrim, like all the dancestors other than Aranea and Meenah, barely even meets the minimum standards for qualifying as a character.

>>86406327
2015

>>86404595
That would have been better than the ending we got

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>that one fic where Meenah rapes Karkat and Aranea tries to scold her

>>86408852
The Dark Tower looping ending he explicitly promised he wouldn't do would have been better than the ending we got.

>>86405343
this is getting out of hand now

>>86408893
Hussie literally up and abandoning the comic would have been better than the ending we got

>>86408931
people hold onto hope with an epilogue, but that's actually the worst thing to do since it's just giving people false hope that it can 'fix' the entire last subact

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>>86408771
But Hussie didn't write the ending, other people did it for him

>>86408944
The problem isn't the lack of an epilogue

We got our fucking epilogue in A7. The kids are on Earth, which they have restored life to. Can Town was built. Yay. Sure we *can* go into the granular details of every character's sex life, but that shit isn't important to the main plot.

The problem is that there was no conclusion preceding the epilogue.

On a totally unrelated note, did the kids consider the effect that not bringing the moon with them would have on Earth's tidal forces?

>>86408997
to be fair, they can just magic up a moon or borrow one of the universes planets

>>86408997
>>86409028
actually scratch that, i've decided the big THANKS FOR PLAYING in the sky is extremely dense and is enough to make the ocean move

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>>86408997
>Sure we *can* go into the granular details of every character's sex life

I'd be fine with that
You know, that whole character resolution thing. That Hussie forgot to do
Even the non-characters in PS got more character resolution.

>>86409038
Headcanon accepted

>>86409047
Problem Sleuth is MSPAkino

>>86409038
>years in the future, Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to walk on the THANKS FOR PLAYING

>>86409071
Problem Sleuth is the only good thing Hussie's ever completed.

>>86408997
>500 pages of Dave describing taking it up the ass from Karkat in detail to John and how that destroys toxic masculinity

>>86409093
>Forgetting And It Don't Stop

>>86409093
>talking shit about AIDS and Neon Iceream headache

>>86409109
Neon Ice Cream Headache was never finished

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>>86409109
>>86409107
>>86409095

I ask myself every time I pass these threads and stop in, what the living hell happened to the man who created the weird colorful surreal shit like NICH

>>86409126
yeah it was. it ended with all the clones of that guy teaming up to smash everything

>>86409095
>John: fuck man i just asked if you wanted a soda.

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>>86409148
Hussie 2009
>At the top of his game
>Has a few years of varied, unique works under his belt
>Just finished what was at the time his most popular work, and still is his best
>Starting something fresh, that shows a lot of potential to be even better than what preceded it

Hussie 2016
>Spent the last 7 years working on the same thing, at least for the periods where he was working at all
>Didn't even contribute to the ending of said work
>Said ending is widely panned
>All the work's potential is squandered once and for all
>Only other project is a failed spinoff of the first project
>Now spends his days as a prop for his not-even-girlfriend to make "funny" pictures out of

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>>86409170
I thought, the first time I read it, that WAS the ending. It seemed like a perfect Twilight Zone weird end. I also once had thought that Hussie would reference the end with a scene with Dave at some point.

>>86409194
Hussie appears to have disowned all his pre-HS works other than Problem Sleuth and SBaHJ.

>>86409186
We thought the Dead End was addressed to us.

But it was Hussie's Dead End, not ours.

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Hussie : Writing :: Rose : Hotpockets

>>86409218
>_500.png
Son, we both know what you've done.

>>86409251
Hussie was promised he could have a baby if he wrote a story correctly?

>>86409261
a'ight you faggot i just changed it to 1280

are you happy now?

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>>86409218
>>86409261
Here we go, I've set this straight. I'll let you off with a warning this time, citizen. Have a good night.

>>86409277
Yep

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>>86409211
It's awful. He had finally found a genuine humor and art style with stuff like Humanimals, NICH, AIDS, and a little of his transitional older stuff like Whistles and Zoosmells. Problem Sleuth was a phenomena of an idea and completion. I genuinely recommend it to people who have long flights or somesuch.

Homestuck just... fucking drowned him in ego. He's dead.

So how close are we to reclaiming our crown as the most autistic not-general on /co/?

>>86409311
Hussie really should have quit while he was ahead.

>>86409311
He ironically became Vriska so it's no wonder he started treating her like the narrative's true hero who was to solve every problem all along and go on to defeat the big bad with no curveballs whatsoever

>>86409367
He didn't stick to the plan. You ALWAYS stick to the goddamn plan.

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holy fuck
did hussie have the aspects already designed when he started homestuck?

>>86409370
but anon

you were expecting there to be curveballs since that's what someone with a basic goddamn grasp of storytelling would do and then there weren't curveballs

it's I R O N I C and S U B V E R S I V E

>>86409376
>hussie uses synonyms of empty
>must be classpect bullshit
kys

>>86409302
Well now he never will

>>86409376
Andrew Hussie did not invent the concept of feeling empty.

>>86409376
He didn't, he confessed this. However, he actually has mapped them out now. Cohen talked to him about them and was able to conclude that he was a Mage of Blood. That's right, Hussie decided what Mage and Blood are, and only his closest conspirators get to hear.

>>86409386
I don't think I've ever wanted to punch another human being in the face as badly as I want to punch Hussie. Just one single, solitary punch. That's it. Right in the face. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>86409403
i'm 1000% convinced he chose that just to fuck with those people who really want to know what mage and blood each do

>>86409443
If this is true, then he's the kind of person who should be writing Homestuck stories in Hussie's place.

>>86409465
no one should be writing homestuck stories in hussie's place, no one should be writing homestuck stories in general, homestuck doesn't need a cinematic universe

>>86409492
If that square-headed idiot figures out how to tap the Undertale fandom, Neo-Homestuck will be unstoppable.

He's too stupid to do it, though.

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>>86409420
Here is the Kanaya

There wasn't a lot of good shirt options so I just went for a black tshirt, wish I could have added an under longsleeve shirt to it

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>>86409376
You know, I won't lie. Hussie could have written a very subtle and sweet romance story with this. Like, just the ONE as a subplot, not as part of a web of 900 other fuckbuddies. RPG style. Roxy could have been in the details of his entire life and adventure, and vice versa, leaving their meeting at the very end feel actually significant and kind of endearing in an RPG ending way. Like the protagonists of two games meeting at the cross roads of the end and realizing how happy they were to meet.

Less is more.

>>86409530
>Hussie
>subtle
He walked out onto the stage, pulled his pants down, and showed the world that ipgd cut his balls off

>>86409530
Hussie is only good at subtle when he bases his conversations and characters off of real life people

>>86409576
maybe he based act6act5 off of real people but the people were actually that obnoxious

>>86409588
well most of act six was based off homestuck fans so yes

>>86409588
Sorry let me rephrase that
Hussie is only good at subtle when he bases his conversations and characters off of real life people who aren't morons like ipgd

Hussie took 7 years of my life from me.

What is it that I can take from him?

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Do you agree with this list?

>>86409598
i think the problem is if he did base the later characterization on actual people, he wrote that in to existing characters that weren't anything like that

>>86409607
There's nothing left worth taking.

>>86409629
yes

>>86409607
Nothing since he has nothing now.

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>>86409629
Best tier

Post your favorite picture of your favorite character.

>>86409660
Okay but
There's five eggs and only four sperm

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>>86409671

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>>86409705
Yes?

>>86409768
>someone out there probably had an orgy with multiple jade and dave cosplayers

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>>86409671

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>>86409376
this page always makes me feel strangely sad and i don't know why.

if it has something to do with the story, maybe it is about how john never really cared about anything
unlike other characters who would have a reason, john never knew his neighbors, and scarcely cared when they, along with the rest of humanity died.
he seems to have such human emotion of fear of unimportantance in this page never to be seen again. maybe he truly does just lock away his emotions because they are too painful.
or maybe being one of the few humans remaining with magical powers was exactly what he wanted.

or maybe it has something to do with me.

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>>86409965
You know what could have been way cooler and more sensible?

Have each kid set get one half of the zodiac. Have two separate groups of trolls existing across the dimensions. That's it. 6 trolls on one side of the story, another 6 on the other side. Mix and match, have fun, inset your favorites from either end.

>>86410056
>how to know a troll group picture is shit:
>Karkat isn't listed as the fourth guy

>>86408474
>one degree of separation between [Zoe Quinn] and Hussie
Who's that?

>>86410409
The guy in charge of Homestuck 2.0 quit Hussie to go work for her.

>>86410453
Floppy adult or whatever he was called?

>>86410468
Yeah. Cohen apparently is involved with her too but I forget how. Hussie also praised her on his twitter. Wouldn't be surprised if the guy knew her unfortunately.

>>86410481
Fuck. I thought it was parodying people who pretended that Quinn was the Hiveswap mystery writer.

>captcha: Mpdellflugplatz

>>86410497
People thought that because she and Hussie are that close.
She's not, thankfully, but the people he's currently with aren't much better.

>>86410044
I think Hussie just wrote the kids as uncaring sociopaths at first because the story wasn't focused on serious characters.

>>86410501
>people he's currently with
Is anybody left?

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>>86410503
Not to mention Homestuck started with abstractions, and realistically the kids had no friends outside of their own social group.
Which begs the question of how they met each other in the first place.

>>86410523
didn't they meet through john?
but then how did they meet john

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>>86410513
Shelby
Paperseverywhere
Ryan North
ipgd

So basically one person with talent.

>>86404529
Friendly reminder that if that happened it would be a doomed timeline.

>>86410532
Jade met John, who introduced her to Rose and Dave.

>>86410532
>>86410523
They met through Jade.
John sent jade a letter back in time which gave her the idea to meet the three other kids.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004526

>>86410546
>doesn't know what retcon powers do

>>86407481
Vriska

>>86410535
Isn't Toby also still working with him? And that gangbunch dude who came up with AIDS is whatpumpkins website designer or something so I'd imagube they're still close

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>>86410546
John avoids all doom. He had infinite power, and it was wasted on the most sloppy and boring conclusion you could possibly utilize it for.

Hussie had the reigns to do the most berserk improbable glitch end ever, and he just whiffed.

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>>86410548
see >>86410562

jade introduced john to rose and dave

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>>86410562
>that flash
better times

where did everything go so wrong

>>86410609
So how did Jade find them? Just randomly start messaging them?

>>86410627
John happily accepted because he's an idiot, Rose's girlthirst went off, and Dave did it out of irony but also because he was desperate.

>>86410627
Well, she knew she had to find Rose and Dave to complete the time loop, so maybe.

My headcanon's always been that she and Rose met on a Squiddles forum, though.

>>86410651
Okay, but that just leaves Dave

>>86410746
They met on a furry forum

>>86410760
>instead of dave coming out as a furry like he should have been, we got toxic masculinity

>instead of something good, we got something bad

>>86410878
Davepeta showed that Dave Strider's fantasy self is an androgynous furry with no incest taboo and unafraid to show sincere enthusiasm about dumb shit

Davepeta is straight up Akwete Purrmusk made real

>>86410894
Too bad it's part Nepeta as well and is a terrible character

Who is ipgd? This isn't a meme I seriously don't know.

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>>86406489
truly i have left my mark

>>86410958
a fetish artist from here who was part of an effort to send Hussie a giant blue horse dildo. She took most of the credit and later got into Hussie's inner circle and became his girlfriend. Turns out she was actually a huge bitch and a fujoshi to boot. A lot of the post-retcon stuff reeks of her influence.

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>>86410987
This one?

>>86410992
>tip of his dick is showing
lmao this crop
but yeah i think thats what they meant

>>86410990
Very interesting, is there anyway I can learn more about her and her influences on Hussie/rise to becoming his gf? I've always wanted to make a "when and why Homestuck went to shit" timeline

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>>86411006
I see no dicktips

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>>86411025

>>86410992
>>86411025
I am glad Karezi is dead and all the oldfag ships as well!

>>86411046
Hi piggy, don't you have more davekat to go spam on paheal?

>>86410990
>Turns out
it wasn't a secret. her blog was always right there filled with gay porn and longwinded rants on how MGS2 is the best game ever while only plebs like MGS3 the most

>>86411056
>implying I like Davekat
>implying I wouldn't sacrifice all oldfag ships to kill off this disgusting behemoth ship

>>86411016
The dating thing is unsubstantiated rumor as far as I know, unless someone has some evidence.

Power and influence in his inner circle though, sure. She's pretty much the only source we get and info on the going-ons of Hussie these days, as her blog seems to have a monopoly on his pictures.

>>86411084
of which are things like her making him buy her tampons and then KEK on them, and making him wear pepe the frog print clothing while making donald trump impressions.

Not fucking joking.

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>>86411081
The only way to kill it is to bring back its two rivals stupid.

>>86411118
Nah. Always hated Karezi and JohnVris. Sorry.

>>86411138
>JohnVris
>Rival to Davekat

Why are you being fucking stupid?

>>86411146
I was talking about oldfag ships and I don't give a fuck about DaveJade.

Fucking DaveJade shitposters are the worst.

i want roxy to fuck the gay out of jake with her lalonde pussy!

i want jane to fuck the gay out of dirk with her crocker vagina!

i want john to fuck the gay out of rose with his egbert dong!

i want jade to fuck the gay out of kanaya with her doggy dick!

>>86411164
All around you just sound like an unpleasant and stupid person, I can see why nobody wants to hang around you.

>>86410990

>Hussie is so beta that he fell in love with some random fujoshit

Jesus christ Hussie. You could've just bought a fucking escort if you wanted a girlfriend. Damn, I bet she looks like a Zoe Quinn clone and everything.

>>86411234
Look at this faggot still butthurt over his boring vanilla ships sinking.

>>86411280
Case in point

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>>86411280
Why so bitter anon?

>>86411069
>rants on how MGS2 is the best game ever while only plebs like MGS3 the most
forget the horse dildo what is this trash, mgs3 improved on gameplay so much compared to mgs2, the main thing 2 had going for it was the weird philosophical story and subtext
>>86411092
you know those images were explicitly made so people like you would lose their shit right?

>>86411376
>lose their shit

If that was their goal then they failed.
If their goal was to make us look on sadly as we all just sort of watched Hussie fade away, they succeeded.

>>86411376
Sorry piggy but I don't think anyone really lost their shit. More that everyone sort of sat there awkwardly.
All those pics were were the final nail in the coffin, and a guarantee that most people probably won't touch anything Hiveswap related.

>>86411420
okay no you don't understand, you aren't 'winning' or taking the high ground by saying that, you're just taking the bait
the best way to respond to the photos is to not respond

>>86411433
>taking the bait

So this is some sort of "jokes on them I was only PRETENDING to be retarded" thing by Hussie and ipgd?

>>86411234
Seriously?

>>86411427
>piggy
this shit reminds me of the kerbal space program general on /vg/, it devolved into a couple of anons constantly accusing each other of being certain people
>>86411445
its a mix of them trolling and doubling down on the irony gimmick
you'd think after writing all of that dave dirk conversation about irony he'd take some of his own advice and not blanket himself in insincerity

>>86411465
>trolling

so acting retarded

>>86411445
it is ipgd trying to "troll", and she's never been particularly funny or clever. This is the reason that Hiveswap is going to have a bunch of awkward hamfisted jokes.

>>86411495
>implying it will ever be released
if i backed the kickstarter i'd be livid at the lack of updates but as it is i can just laugh at the whole ordeal

how to generate mad:

>go to any homestuck roleplaying website
>play john
>wait for a dave or karkat to inevitably approach
>tell them you are not a homosexual

>>86411573
Why the fuck did yaoi shippers seize on this comic so much.

>>86411573
>>go to any homestuck roleplaying website
what year is this post from

>>86411581
to corrupt hussie into a beta numale

>>86411573
post logs

Is Homestuck over? Can I read it now?

>>86411433
So wait, Andrew Hussie dresses up in a Pepe shirt and makes a video of himself impersonating Donald Trump, and somehow the joke is on me for shaking my head sadly at the man?

VRISKA IS 8EST

KARKUCK IS _____

>>86411646
Yes and yes.

The first five Acts are amazing, then it gradually goes downhill, hits rock bottom, then burrows down into hell.

>>86405236
When did Tavrosprite show any interest in Karkat?

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>>86412016
That's putting it mildly

>>86409374
It's not that simple, otherwise Act 7 wouldn't have sucked.

>>86409403
Who the fuck is Cohen, and where is the proof of this?

(Also, yes Hussie had obviously fleshed out the entire system by the time he had the trolls and alphas lined up. But the idea he had them formed at the beginning is both stated not the case and impossible - Hussie just picked Breath, Light, Time and Space as words he thought were needed for life, and then picked classes titles that seemed thematically fitting for characters he already wrote. But this isn't the point of what you were saying.)

>>86409492
Why? We all know there's a wealth of straightforward content fans would actually want from Homestuck and Sburb, and the only thing stopping people from providing it is Hussie.

Rather than Hussie picking people he thinks will make good content, watching them make shit content, and then giving up - Paradox Space - instead he should just promote the good stuff, aka the stuff that's liked unambiguously by the fanbase.

>>86409561
What exactly does this mean?

>>86410570
Tauhid.

>>86410627
Skaian clouds.

>>86407502
Neither is Hussie, or Cohen

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>>86408888
First, nice quads, second, what fic is this? It sounds very interesting and I need it.

>>86412221
>Who the fuck is Cohen
Head writer of Hiveswap: the Videogame (coming soon, featuring music from Toby 'tobyfox' Fox).

>>86412032
>>86412210
>>86412368
>"teehee roleplaying as kanaya is so funny"
>hsg got permabanned for maximum eridan and kanaya shitposting

>>86412425
Does he have any other names besides just Cohen? When did he say this?

>>86412368
The little things. Contemplating possibilities based on existing patterns. Endless compartmentalisation and complexity.

>>86411988
Shiiiiiiiit!

>>86412456
skullmandible on twitter.

>>86409525
Really late but thanks anon!

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>>86412780
Ok.

>>86412780
Stop roleplaying, faggot.

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>>86412816
>>86412856

Kanaya is a boring as fuck character after Act 5.

But at least she is still better than Terezi "1 4M NOT 4 SLUT" Pyrope!

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Kanaya posting is at critical levels, this thread needs to be purged of it. And the only way to fight this level of autism, is with more autism.

Post your OTP.

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remember how hussie remembered how much we liked the dynamic between these two but didn't remember how much we liked character resolution

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Lay in bed with Kanaya
Give yourself to her and find true pleasure

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>>86413765

>>86413765
>Post your OTP
Karkat/Sweet Embrace of Death
Terezi/Five Guys
Vriska/Shotgun to the Face
John/Jade

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Surrender Yourself To The Pleasures Of Kanaya

>>86414614
you have the jade in the cup of coffee?
Or was it wine?

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>>86414768

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>>86413809

That applies to basically every relationship in Homestuck doesn't it?

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>>86415598
balls deep

What was the point of making LE a fusion of Caliborn, Arquius, and half of Gamzee? LE stopped acting anything like Caliborn, but he also doesn't act like Arquius and only follows Gamzee as far as honking and violently murdering people.

>>86415981
Arquius was required to provide a proper genetic basis for Doc Scratch from within Lil' Cal because two inanimate objects by themselves don't account for his personality. He tossed Gamzee in for the hell of it due to LE's seemingly spontaneous birth honks.

Did any of you guys watch that stupendously long wrestling thing with the Homestuck cast

It legitimately is a fantastic ending to the series

>>86415981
Somewhere in the following broad ballpark, demarcated along the lines of:

a) Hussie wanted to reference all the ridiculous theories of LE origins while still eating the cake of having him be an original character, so he created Caliborn and then had him absorb other personalities

b) Hussie needed to characterise Doc Scratch, and leave it ambiguous for a while so people would think it was Calliope or something daft. Popular theories about Roxy's unused bottle of ectobiological Rose slime abounded for a long time - BKEW started the idea that the severed magenta command prompt orb would be mixed with Rose DNA to make a narrator-esque crystal ball with seer of light powers or something daft like that.

c) Hussie le horses ahahah ZAHHAK lel irony think it over... HONK

d) Tie Bro and Lil Cal in more closely with Cal's nature as LE's larval state. This probably became more of a deal whenever Hussie started moving towards treating Bro as abusive.

>>86416033
Gamzee's dualistic nature, alternating fondness for sneaky humour and murder-rage, are pretty pronounced aspects of LE.

>>86416413
It's honestly amazing that Hussie put so much thought into LE and all related characters up through the end of the comic, long after he'd abandoned any pretenses of caring about literally any other character in the comic.

>>86416515
In fairness, I didn't care about any other character in the comic by the end of it, either.

I still say it's a crime we never got to see the Cairo Overcoat's creation, though. Kurloz swiping Vriska's pirate coat really needed a payoff. The Overcoat is the most iconic article of clothing in Homestuck.

>>86416366
what was your favourite part?

>>86409525
What was this done in?

>>86412289
Yeah, thats the guy. Really like his art, I wish other people would have gotten a part of Hussies fame

>>86416872
Caliborn kicking his own ass and WV saving AR with the wish

>>86416908
i watched it when it was being streamed near EOA6, but i didn't see the first half hour, did you know it was a wrestling video when you watched it or did you go in cold? i really wanted to see the streams reaction to that

>>86416700
I pretty strongly agree, and in fact might escalate that to "the only reason I kept reading into Act 6 was the question of LE".

If I could convince myself there would be a discussion audience worth sharing it with, I would assemble a list of all the Cairo Overcoat's contempories of "things unresolved in Homestuck".

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Anybody enjoy crossovers?

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>>86417371

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>>86417489

>>86416976
Just thought it would be goofy wrestling creations, had no idea it was a satisfying conclusion to the comic.

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>>86412539
>A single thread at any given time for a comic is a "detriment to the board"
What a joke.

>>86416985
There's so much left unresolved that it would be more trouble than it's worth, I think, as much as I'd appreciate a "receipt" for Hussie's shortcomings as a writer. A masterlist of his failings.

>>86417778
there's another match that's sort of canon to that video (equius mentions it when he first shows up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3poPaP12L0

>>86411526
I backed it but I only put in $25 for the game/soundtrack. I think most people who backed higher got their extra rewards except the game, so I'm pretty sure most people don't give a crap.

I can wait for my game/music, I'm used to waiting on Kickstarter.

>>86417861
Ultimately the trouble is a question of length-over-interest. Even if the list were a sprawling 3-volume epic, it would be worth it given the knowledge that there'd be discussion waiting to happen in its wake. I don't really know of any place to actually talk about this sort of thing. /hs/ is probably the best area, and it's almost completely just artposting and shipping.

Honestly I just wish there was a place to talk about the comic without any strings.

>>86408459
He's not, actually, that was the plan but toby's only made around 5 tracks and they're getting arranged by James Roach anyway, the rest is all Roach.

>>86418019
if one there were some kind of forum that was official and purpose built to talk about the comic

oh well...

>>86418050
Mmm. :I

What was the stated reason for the forums getting nuked? Or the actual reason, for that matter. Not the forums are a perfect medium for discussion, too much banner-tribalism.

>>86418152
There was no reason stated.

There was no warning given.

There was only Andrew Hussie.

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>>86418152
>stated reason
you expect too much, the closest to a response is some guy on a fanmade forum claiming to be a WP employee and saying they're working on it
and since you mentioned banners, you reminded me i had this saved for some reason

>>86418152
(Semi)-Officially they got hacked and the security hole in the forum software would have been too much work to fix.

>>86417966
you are never getting either of those things anon

>>86418280
I remember hearing this going around near the time, but >>86418323 seems to be the answer, at least stated.

>>86418290
I don't recognise that one, when was that made?

>>86418375
it's old as hell, i'm pretty sure it was made while hivebent was still in progress, the radio play was this whole cringey ordeal back then, but the project collapsed before it even really started

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>>86410503
john seemed somewhat disappointing when nana told him all humanities achievements were for nothing.
he shed a single tear when he saw jade die to save him.
then once he saw his dead dad, he stared with a straight face.
he hasn't been able to feel anything since.

>>86418403
Ah, so pretty much exactly before I was introduced to the comic. I browsed the forums for pretty much one year exact between mid 2011 to mid 2012, so that limited exposure encapsulates my knowledge.

>>86418410
Nothing but anger or disgust.

What was the most rage-inducing update for you before the Gigapause? I'm going with the 30-page zoom-in on the Battleship.

>>86418795
Davekat
Chatlogs wasted on fucking Davekat hinting

>>86417835
Don't even act like you and your ilk didn't bring it to a level of cancer where it definitely was just that.

>>86418839
>before the Gigapause

>>86419219
Davekat hinting pre-retcon :^)

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>>86419053
Putting a ban on all homestuck threads was ridiculous from any perspective. Monitoring the threads and banning shitposters is one thing, but mods started deleting homestuck threads on sight, giving genuine discussion nowhere to go. The termination of hsg destroyed a community.

>>86419337
but it didn't, everyone moved to dumbgarbage, and subsequently homosuck

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>>86409671

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>>86411046

>>86419826
>b-but Karezi
>Terezi used Karkat as a substitute for muh Vriska
>even cheats on Vriska by fucking John

Jesus fuck, Karkat. Even Feferi and Nepeta are more loyal than her.

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>>86419444
Not everyone. I didn't. I'm sure many anons who frequented the threads also got left behind. A community like that is always going to change if you move it to a different website.
This picture could have been so nice if not for one thing.

Aradia: strawberries
Nepeta: olive oil
Kanaya: bananas
Terezi: cotton candy and semen
Vriska: vodka
Feferi: Grape juice


this is what their vaginas taste like

>>86420167
why bananas for kanaya?
what do bananas have to do with her?