So is Death (DC/Vertigo's incarnation) still a virgin?

I don't understand why you would think she was a virgin.

>>86394561
I mean would /you/ fuck Death?

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>>86394596
Absolutely.

>>86394596
>I mean wouldn't /you/ fuck Death?

FTFY

>>86394933
She just seems like a handful like the rest of the Endless. Despair may only be the one Endless that would be tolerable in bed.

>>86394970
>Despair may only be the one Endless that would be tolerable in bed.
A-are you retarded?

>>86394933
>I mean wouldn't Death fuck /you/?

ftfY

>>86395076
Nah for real, think about it.
>Dream has a notorious history of being 'fuck and leave', and being very petty about his relationships going as far as to lock his last lover in hell for a while
>Desire is a walking Monkey's Paw. not to mention you probably don't get to fuck desire in the end either way
>Delirium's insane and would turn your dick to a fish or something
>Destiny is old and blind
>Destruction would probably be an angry , physically violent lover

>>86394540
She's a anthropomorphic personification of a metaphysical entity. I don't think being a virgin or not really matters.

>>86395161
Destruction was the chillest of the endless my dude

>>86395161
>would probably be an angry , physically violent lover
When the hell was Destruction ever angry at all?
Of any of them Destruction and Death would be the best lays. Death actually spends time as a mortal every once and a while. If anything she probably fucked the most. Plus she taught us about safe sex.

Do you think Death takes pity on those that died virgins and fuggs them before sending them off to whatever oblivion awaits?

>>86395161
But Despair is a disgusting fat self harming slob. When she straddles you bugs probably crawl out her ass and blood drips on your face while she skewers herself with meat hooks.

>>86395280
You aren't that lucky anon.

>>86395167
>She's a anthropomorphic personification of a metaphysical entity. I don't think being a virgin or not really matters.

but did she fuck a dude

>>86395167
>She's a anthropomorphic personification of Neil Gaima's ideal waifu
FTFY.

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