Gwenpool!

>>86389777
>I said, I want to stick my copy of your ongoing comic book series in your kitchen sink trash compactor.

>>86389777
Shit thread

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>these edits

Are gurihiru back yet?

>>86389891
upcoming issue

>>86389899
In her upcoming issue?

You sick fuck.

>>86389796
i chuckled

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she's alright

>>86391827
Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race? Why's he got to steal all our white girls?

>>86391850
Miles doesn't hook up with anyone. Like, ever.

>>86391827
>how do you know who I am

Well you're on the ceiling and shot Web for starters

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>>86391850
>our white girls
>implying you'd ever stand a chance at landing anyone who looks like gwen or any of the other girls miles dated

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>>86391850

When are we going to see /ss/ couples on comics? God damn it, Marvel, it's 2016.

>>86389777
I have never considered this

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>>86391932
Well, if you're willing to pick them up from the loony bin, they're pretty desperate.

>>86391940
>Storm making Miles a man.

Well now I have to draw this.

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>>86395150
Please do.

>>86389777
not even centred in the bubble?
step up your lettering game senpai

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>>86391850
>our white girls?
>our

>>86391850
What part of Bitches Love Spiderman do you not understand?

>>86391850

>Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race?

He tried in the first issue of his current series.

>>86391850
This is all just pandering and you know it

>>86391850
hate to break it to you but white girls love black guys the same way white guys love asian girls

it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess

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>Miles still hasn't properly hooked up with anyone

His writer made him into a boring hack, he's constantly living in Peter's shadow, and regardless of how many girls kiss him, he's going to end up alone. It's not fair.

>>86396064
>it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess

True as fuck.

>>86396093

fucking saved

So I'm out of the loop here. Does all of /co/ hate this character/comic?

>>86391850
I don't think he's stealing white girls but he does seem to have an aversion to black girls, which I think is a shame. Guess his writers have a interracial fetish or they just don't like black girls? Maybe the new Iron Girl, Riri, will change that.

>>86389796

r u d e

>>86398721
KEK

>>86398721
Queen of the Frogs

>>86398721

She is the avatar of Kek, digits confirm.

>>86391850
I thought miles was gay

>>86391850
He punched her in the face

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>>86389796
Joke's on you, you already bought it!

>>86399399
Look at those ergonomics.

All women belong to white men. We didn't fucking split the atom, go to the moon, and invent peanut butter to let you fuckers have any women

>>86395922

>implying that porker ever hooked up with black women

>>86400067
>WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIEET

>>86398721
So Emma Stone will play her in the inevitable biopic?

I want to impregnate Gwenpool!

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>>86400170
I see your greentext and raise you this.

>>86395922
>Spider-Man
>not Peter
TOP kej

>>86396064
>it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess
Sounds like you're describing the excitement of engaging in deviant behavior.

Like sex in public. The wrongness of it gives people a thrill.

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>>86398676
I like both, but I don't have a whole lot of confidence in people besides Hastings writing her

I think there's neat stuff going on in the book that both waifufags only reading for Gurihiru and anti-waifufags are missing out on

>tfw you wanna fuck the protagonist of a horrible series

>>86400816
You wanna fuck Patsy Walker? What's wrong with you?

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>>86400816
Have you actually read it, or are you just calling it horrible from the premise?

>>86393782

Someone edit this without pants.

No pants, remember?

>>86396064
>>86396093
Spoilers: that is a fetish

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>>86396093

>>86400195
I legit am a scientist though

>>86401302
Some say his face is still like that to this day.

>>86399552

The first time I saw it I thought it looked like a version 2 Liberator.

>>86400816

But she's not for sexual.

>>86389777

Cute!

>>86400067
The Aztecs invented peanut butter and they were tanish brown people.

>>86406216
They had bomb chocolate drinks too. Aside from the human sacrifice and cannibalism and oppression of the surrounding city states they were pretty cool.

>>86400406
I'm a little disappointed you didn't post Glory, even if he didn't actually sleep with her. She wanted his dick so badly.

>>86399023
Twas but a ruse

>>86406911
Their chocolate drinks were bitter shit.

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what are all the references in this pic? who's the anime grill? who's the mustache man? is the sunflower anything?

>>86408137
Mustache man is from Full Metal Alchemist.

>>86408214
That one was bald. Isn't he that guy that works/worked for S.H.I.E.L.D.? Normally wears a bowler cap.

>>86389777
Fuck off.

>>86408137
>who's the mustache man?
Saxton Hale? But no hat and Australian chest hair. Hm.
>is the sunflower anything?
PvZ obviously.

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>>86408214
>>86408248
>>86408396
It's probably Dum Dum Dugan.

>>86396064
>white girls love niggers
>look at any statistics
>it isn't true

Nice job swallowing up that kosher media, cuck.

>>86408718
I'm not sure that's what anon meant. It's kinda like the difference between saying mexicans are violent and all of them are violent.

>>86396064
>white girls love black guys
But white women have the highest racial loyalty out of all the races and black girls the lowest

>>86408718
Post these statistics you've been getting anon

>>86403851
I could see that, more moving parts it looks like though.

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>>86408718
>white boy in denial

>>86409281
That must be why marriages involving white women fail more frequently.

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>>86409448
I think anons referring to some of those dating site stats like OKcupid. They show general trends, but not necessarily your own individual situation. There's a lot interesting site stats out there.

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>>86398723
Bendis likes being progressive by having a black character but doesn't want them to be racist by having a black girlfriend

when do December solicitations come out for Marvel/

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>>86400067
>go to the moon
>Still believing this ridiculous lie

>>86408137
There is a Jaina Solo action figure, so she is and pre disney Star Wars EU nerd.

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>>86409886
Hm, I thought it was Chell from Portal, but Jaina would be cooler.

>>86391850

Don't lie; you don't have any white girls.

Or girls, period, you sad lonely NEET.

>>86409886

Thank you for pointing that out; I'd forgotten about the existence of that figure. I believe you're right, and that Gwen has considerable taste.

>>86409927

Well that sure as hell looks more like a lightsaber than a portal gun in her hand.

>>86409717
I think he was making a joke.

>see black/white couple in public
>white chick is always a hamplanet, or fugly

>>86411723

Complete opposite in my experience.

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>>86407988
>he doesn't like bitter chocolate

>>86412794

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/ck/

>>86401450
Prove it, faggot.

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>>86389777

>>86391827
Oh wow this is the worst racemixing propaganda I have ever seen this comic.
I'm genuinly dumbfounded. Really.

>>86391932
It's true I will never stand a chance of fucking a real comic book character

>>86396064
Difference being I don't get accidentally pregnant

>>86396093
Without context this seems like she is giving him a gang signal

>>86389777

If this is an edit, what's the original panel?

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>>86415179
>gang sign

We got an underaged new fag bros

>>86415243
It's an edit, the original she goes into more detail about how she wants Miles to rip open her tight white asshole.

>>86415390
I have been here for 7 years now
I also never gave a shit about capes

Is Gwenpoole still a virgin?

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>>86389796
FPBP

>>86400781
>Awful Records showing up here
WTF

>>86396093
>>86415179
>>86415490
It's the shocker. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

>>86396093
I liked this scene better 15 years ago when Mike Wieringo did it.

Marvel house of Ideas.

>>86400875
Being meta doesn't make it a good story.

>>86415764

That doesn't answer the question.

>>86415785
You never asked me that question. You asked some other anon.

>>86415842

I'm not the one who asked the question.

>>86409571
>black boy believes in memes

>>86415520
Most likely, yes. If her comic is anything to go by, she probably didn't do too well in social interactions and would rather have stuck herself in her room.

Why is she able and willing to kill without remorse?

Yeah, on an intellectual level she considers her world as fake, but emotionally she should have the same empathy and reticence to violence she had in "real life"

>>86398723
>>86409791
Black guys dont want black girls

In fact, according to dating stata, no one wants black girls.

Black guys want white or latino girls
Jews want asian girls and vice-versa

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>>86415916
>replying to a 10 hour old shitpost

Consider suicide.

>>86415854
Then who was phone?

>>86415490
>I have been here for 7 years now

That explains why you wouldn't recognize something sex related.

>>86415972
The people she kills don't have lives. They exist for a few fleeting moments just so that she can kill them. They don't have families, names, hopes and dreams, and would cease to exist the moment they stop showing up on panel, whether it's because she shot them or she just walked away. It's like a video game. No one cares about the nameless NPC that has no personality, but they might get sad at the death of a friendly supporting character who has been talking with the player until the third act.

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>>86408469
General Treister?

>>86416169
You're reading but not understanding

Yes, that is the conclusion she has reached intellectually

That has no bearing on emotion. Killing something with a face and name, something your natural empathy connects with, is difficult regardless of intellectual considerations and scars you.

>>86408137
>No one like Ultimate Spider-Man.
>Marvel needed to make a universe where people enjoyed Ultimate Spider-Man.

>>86416238
They don't have names. Their faces are just drawings. Print out a stock photo, call it "Fred," and tear it up. You won't get emotional, so why should she for doing the same thing?

>>86416070
why would anyone ever care about how old a post is

>>86416406
You can't have a conversation with the photo of Fred.

She can't go back home, and has implied that she might not want to. She lives in that world now, and has developed relationships and emotional attachements with some of the people of that world. At some point, she should eventually start considering the people of that world to be real, right?

>>86400262
I think Emma's too old. They need an actual younger spunky hot nerd if it ever happens.

>>86400262

>biopic

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Sorry it sucks its my first one, but here.

>>86419598
How does she poo without a butthole?

>>86419666
Fug I knew I forgot something

>>86416526
Because a sweet comeback is always based on timing. You can't come up with a zinger like "Yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!" The next day and claim to be clever about it. It's pathetic. Also, resurrecting a dying thread to reply to old bait is next level retarded .

>>86391827
>How do you know who I am?

Because you are sticking to the wall and just threw a web?

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>>86391924
>>86419966

>>86408137
>the flower
It's your best friend, Flowey.
YOU IDIOT!

>>86420270

PINKED

>>86420085
>raping intensifies

>>86420085
He has written "this chick wants to fuck?!" all over his face.

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>>86391850
>Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race?

>>86408137
>not making the pages that represent her in the real world live action photos

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>>86420336

>>86393782
>>86391932


People really tend to underestimate the availability of the batshit crazy ones.

>>86421002

You sure you want to see that Gwen cosplay?

>>86420270
I want to read a story where someone nuts in her and takes no responsibility at all.

This is followed by a bunch of Spideys villians taking her in, looking after her and most importantly finding the guy that did it and smacking seven shades of shit outta him.

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>>86396064
>the same way white guys love asian girls
I really see a lot of white man/ asian woman pairs, where I live.

>>86415462

Wow, thanks for the incredibly unfunny post.

Seriously, anybody have the original panel?

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Can she top the Brock?

>>86421663
who cant all you need is a loud sound and some fire and that nigga ice

>>86421663

Where did those giant POOLS come from?!

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>>86421458
here you go famalam

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Modok Client revealed! Who the fuck is this?

>>86422644
its her dad's 616 clone

>>86422861
That would honestly be a pretty great reveal.

>>86422265

Thank you, based anon.

>>86422644

OH SHIT SON.

I have no idea.

>>86422861
>>86422947

[SUFFERING intensifies]

>>86400816

Hellcat?

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>>86422644
Whoa, where did this come from?

Also Carly Monardo did a cute cute cute variant

>>86389777
Marvel is cancer

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>>86426704

Which issue was that for?

>>86426847
I'm guessing #7 since they're fighting the aliens

>>86426962

Yeah good point.

>>86422644
I can't tell if this is a new character or someone intentionally left in civilian clothes to be harder to identify.

>>86416141
>kek

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>>86422644
is that Batman Beyond's Tim Drake?

>>86426704
It's from the december solicits.

>>86391850
Posted the bait and every dumbass bit. BLACKED posting is the easiest bait ever.

>>86421458

>Wow, thanks for the incredibly unfunny post.

grill detected

child killer

>>86430262

Now now, she's only an ATTEMPTED child killer.

>>86398676

No, it's safe to like it, dearie.

>>86420415
so that's a no then?

>>86396064
>white guys love asian girls

Not in Marvel comics. Marvel has like, no WMAW couples.

White guys just get boring white girls or the SASSY, QUIRKY, Oreo Black Girl.

>>86426704
I hate it when there's a variant I want for a comic that I also like the normal cover of. Now I have to find a way to justify buying both or live with the regret of not having one.

>>86431624
Wasp was asain in the Ultimates. She banged Hank and Cap.

>>86391827
>I know you don't kill
Unless you're related to him

>see Gwenpool thread in catalog
>Get excited about potential leaks for the next issue
>80% of it is /co/ crying about something that doesn't actually happen in the comic

At least I got >>86422644

Oh well.

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>>86419598
I appreciate your noble and diligent work. I hope this is of some assistance
>>86419666
Tried to fix that and then I thought you know...GO FOR IT.

>>86422861
That would be funny. Doubly so if my theory about her ending up in the Marvel Universe via suicide attempt is correct.

>>86432272

Now that's some Gwenbutt.

>>86431624
>What is Danny Rand and Colleen Wing
>What is Tony Stark and Rumiko whatshername
>What are ultimate Hank and Jan

So is this comic just western moe/slice of life?

>>86431624
Wolverine had tons of Japanese pussy back in his day.

>>86421234
I know you're all asking:
>"Why Spidey villians, anon? Wouldn't Miles himself be better?"

Well, while the majority of Spidey's villains have less moral fibre than Captain America approved shredded wheat, some of them probably do have moral boundaries they won't cross.

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>>86434487
Yes, that's it

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Cecil is more moe than Gwen.

>>86409748
>straight guys
wait a minute

>>86434889
Alright. That's pretty cute

>>86435098
They're coming for you anon

>>86434889

How long until Cecil gets fed up with Gwen's bullshit and gains ghost superpowers to kill her?

>>86435593

The Terrible Eye has magic and could probably fight him with it.

Unless she's as a sick of Gwen as the rest seem to be.

>>86409748
>that big ominous BEAR square

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>>86389777

>>86436745
gravity, anon

>>86422644
Is it Jack Kirby?

>>86429866
not thicc enough

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>>86416141