Around Pearls, Never Relax Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
SEXY
Post early designs
>>86353244
You here, blando? I love your work.fist me daddy
/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!
You broke my OP discount-supervillian chain. Nice job.
I need indexer
Or anyone who has this in full res, I can't find it through google
>>86353287
Here we go.
>>86353306
>sweet revenge
Is that the same artist who drew the massage pic?
END GAME
>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend some day
>>86353306
bismuth's fucking face
>>86353244
You better delete that webm right now asshole.
CUTEST
Do you think S. will return?
Do you want her to return?
>>86353335
I'll try to find it
It's on deviantArt
I LOV U JASPER
>>86353306
>that tit flip
Groovy shit.
I want to marry Lapis
>>86353306
Hey.. I prefer to and was gonna post that myself, but yeah, I'm here. Thanks!
Lappy makes me happy
Request from the last thread. It didn't come out great, but I haven't had that much fun drawing in a long time.
>>86353345
hell yeah dude
http://blandoangelus.tumblr.com/
>>86353371
I just a reference. Maybe we see Pearl texting in the background of one of the episodes, or like a little photo of her and S at the beach. Just a callback or something, the crewniverse loves that shit.
>>86353362
I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL so a cosplay pearl gf would be the best resort
>>86353306
>dat frame of lapis' boobs pointing towards the sky
A real hero
A real human being
>>86353393
>>86353335
http://minishcapslock.deviantart.com/art/Chained-551701333?q=Chained%20by%3AMinishCapsLock&qo=0
>>86353371
>Do you think S. will return?
For sure.
>Do you want her to return?
Don't care honestly.
>>86353371
Well yeah. She's one of the main characters' love interest for godsake.
>>86353313
I want Pink Diamond to be a good mom
>>86353325
np famalam
>>86353244
>>86353371
I want her to return.
>>86353450
>>86353404
Thanks, man.
I snorted loudly
>>86353360
Jesus fucking Christ
None of you actually find this gem cute, right?
>>86353404
Could you draw Pearl in the mafia with a gun?
>>86353482
Absolutely not, how could anyone?
>>86353482
she is
>>86353482
No, just like I don't find my coat rack cute.
>>86353447
I can't read moon ruins, can anybody translate?
>>86353404
Is that an ahegao?
Or is she choking on a peanut?
>>86353391
cool. just saying hi.
>>86353430
Awesome, thank you. I see the artist got other good shit too
>>86353482
She's cute sure, but I can't stand her personality.
Post yfw S's name is Silica
>>86353360
I would rather not reply to posts with displeasing images to look at like that one.
But,"Future Vision"
>>86353506
>Two right hands
Fucking Zuke, man...
>>86353313
i am here!
>>86353541
What's wrong with it? She's loosened up so much since Mr. Greg
>>86353506
What happened to her hands, did her gem fuck up her manifestation of her physical form?
>>86353482
Not cute, cool.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11247466
http://www.strawpoll.me/11247466
http://www.strawpoll.me/11247466
>>86353579
She forgot how hands work.
>>86353544
Like the stuff gems are made of?
very funny, Simple Carbohydrate.
>>86353527
>Is that an ahegao?
Yes.
>>86353447
same thing happened to my pet baby hamster when I was a kid
RIP
>>86353391
Forgot to add this was someone's request from a few threads ago. They wanted fingering originally, too bad.
>>86353565
This. Pearl is great.
>>86353452
>pixelated
Someone make a better version please this is gold
>>86353588
Sorry, I know this is going to derail, but I couldn't help but look at the site-sponsored poll.
>People seriously think Snowden should be pardoned
>>86353565
Not him, but she's an annoying perfectionist, her superiority complex is the size of a moon.
Last one out of beach city made me enjoy her, but she's probably gonna go back to her cunt ways.
>>86353414
>I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL
>implying
>>86353554
Ben did that bit
But you knew that
>>86353698
horse face and wrong color wig
>>86353636
>Didn't even notice till now
Well fuck me, I guess I'll go commit ritual sudoku now.
>>86353684
She's that way to cover her insecurity issues though. She has calmed down a lot.
>>86353684
Her superiority complex is a sham, do you even watch the show?
>>86353727
It's still Puke's fault, but you knew that.
>>86353752
I thought /pol/ loved Snowden?
>>86353698
Why you gotta be mean.
>>86353747
>filename
Kek
Fix your issue forget the puzzle game
>>86353747
Fix this one, I love it
>>86353244
Pearl's feathery cloaka
>tfw no jasper ahegao
>>86353362
tfw you did
>>86353554
>>86353842
There's tons
>>86353771
Absolutely not, it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans, I remember quite vividly after jailbreak, when Pearl fixes Greg's van, as he hugs her, she's just disgusted by him.
>>86353751
She has toned it down quite a lot, but she still has a very long way to go, maybe S will shake some sense into her.
>>86353870
no.
>>86353870
s t o p
>if gem destabilizers were made of metal
>and peridot carries around a handful with her powers
OPeridot
Does anyone have any decent Peridot or Pearl wallpapers?
I'd ask for Bismuth but there won't be any.
What if Pearl's penis gets in the way?
>>86353874
>after jailbreak
that was House Guest, which was LONG before jailbreak
>>86353306
>Bismuth and Lapis being rough
fffffffuck
>>86353874
She's mostly just distanced from humans.
She's the most vile towards Greg for obvious reasons. It shows in Mr.Greg that she still resents him which is something that was slved in that episode, followed by her dancing happily with him.
>>86353482
I don't think she's visually cute, but she's a cute being due to her personality.
>>86353918
SWEATY
>>86353786
the last time i saw /pol/ they called snowden the original SJW
>WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW, ROSE?
>>86353918
It won't because she doesn't have one nor will she ever.
>>86353910
My current wallpaper.
Malachite is cute.
>>86353939
>small blue slut gives rampaging gorilla the business at exactly 8:59 PM
>>86353978
That will just make her notice Jasper less.
>>86353963
PEARL
>>86353906
Now that i think about it.
Gem destabilizers kinda fall under the "redundant under certain circumstances" kinda category the Breaking Point did.
A gem can easily be poofed without one so the redundancy that Bismuth shows off doesn't fall far from the tree.
>>86353999
I've always liked pearl in armor.
>>86354000
10/10 would sacrifice myself to
Is someone else gonna try making a Drawpile again?
>>86353874
>it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans
No she doesn't. The whole point of Last One is the start of Pearl's arc to show she's ready to socialize with humans.
Her reaction to Greg is because she despised him. That was fixed in Mr. Greg.
>>86353698
Not enough white makeup
>>86353986
FEMININE
>>86354000
Hell yeah.
jasper literally did nothing bad
> E N D G A M E
endgame
>>86353965
Why? I mean, personally, I hate him not because of the leaks, but because he decided to go to Russia and China, aka the biggest offenders of violation of privacy in the world, for asylum.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86353958
>I don't think she's visually cute
what
>>86353851
Which stand were they fighting this episode?
>>86353920
Same difference really.
>>86353946
>Humans just live short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.
I mean she is distanced, but it's not just Greg, it's humans all around, even in the song Do it for her, she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.
I think I have a good while until my hand completely gives out, anybody want a request?
>>86353874
>she does not like humans
Except she admires humans. That being one of the reasons she protects the Earth.
>we were amazed to find your beauty and your worth
>>86354066
>>86354014
>A gem can easily be poofed without one
It still helps. Breaking Point was really short range.
>>86354049
>>86354081
Pearl failing to pick up chicks.
We didn't get to see the early process of Lapis and Peridot becoming friends for a good reason.
>>86354081
Bismuth hitting on uppercrusts
>>86354049
nutshack
>>86354073
Her expressions are pretty cute there. I just have a hard time seeing tall slender characters with long noses as cute in general.
>>86354129
IT'S
>>86354058
My perfect, beautiful adopted baby girl, too precious and pure to exist in this unworthy world.
>>86354119
because no one cares
>>86354084
That is about life on earth, not just humans, the gems value individualism, not a single species with the same structure.
>>86354080
It's obvious she's not that close to humans and that she even looks down on them but there is still a sense of common ground that she can find with them. When was that volleybal episode again? She got along perfectly fine with Kiki.
Besides it's a process that is taking her a long time, before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans by keeping a fence around their residence. Steven being born is what brought the difference.
>>86354138
THE
>>86353986
>tells pearl she can't have a penis
>she proceeds to make the biggest fattest penis possible
>>86354081
Peridot sitting on Jasper's butt
>>86354171
NUTSHACK
>>86353910
>>86354195
AND STEVEN
>>86354081
a very sad pearl
>>86354081
Sapphire hiding in a pillow fort that's been frozen over and Ruby starts telling her she needs to reform Garnet.
Afterwards she puts up a sign that reads "No Fusions Allowed"
>>86354133
shit taste
>>86354155
>And we will protect your kind
She is specifically talking about humans here dumbass.
>>86353978
I told you im STEVEN!
>>86354209
>>86354133
>not wanting her nose to inject you with aphrodisiac while she wraps her long slender limbs around you, preventing you from escape
>>86354245
>Steven likes Pearl better than Rose did
>>86354133
Pearl is cute. CUTE!
>>86354058
she too good for this world
she pure
she big
>>86354119
Because we don't deserve it
>>86354277
>implying anything would make me want to fuck Pearl
>>86354280
Rose rebelled against Homeworld for Pearl's sake. if that ain't love then I don't know what is.
>>86354167
>before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans
Not quite, Amethyst was always fond of humans and Garnet doesn't mind them, besides, it's not even about how she acts about humans, she's even snobby with the other gems, instead of treating them as team mates she often finds she's better and more educated, often resulting in her getting embarassed because of it.
>>86354223
You can't properly cuddle a stick anon
>>86354080
>she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.
She agrees Connie is just a human because Connie, as a human, is not built for fighting (like Pearls) and her existence is short and fragile compared to a Gem.
Pearl's lyrics are about her just as they are about Connie
>deep down you know you weren't built for fighting but you know that you can draw your sword and fight
>>86354014
they're most likely always an instant kill, and fully poof fusions (whereas normally a defeated fusion leaves two or more fully-formed, if weakened, gems)
plus, you're not always going to be able to instantly poof an opponent on your own (most of these cases were with really strong gems vs weaker gems, like garnet two-hand-squeezing peridot or bizmuth keeping the pimp hand strong), so in those cases it's handy to have a tool that reliably fucks up gems
so they are practical, just not against really good fighters who can see into the future, or people who are fucking immune to them.
maybe we'll see some better use of them the next time homeworld shows up, if ever.
>>86354323
>nobody will ever love you as much as Lapis loves Steven
damn
>>86354249
Huh, i have a image where that's compiled in with other art pieces but it's not nearly as big as that i believe.
>>86354126
>hitting on
>>86354381
Just love yourself if no one else will. It worked for me.
>>86354227
Yes you retard, to Steven, she's literally explainning that she'll protect HIM and his kind.
I'm gonna do itI'm going to let my depression wash back over me. See if it will pass. I've been holding it off but I don't think it will pass until I let it happen
>>86354245
>Rose! Why do you look like that! Why are you so...smol
>>86353527
What if that's her fetish?
Why are the bottoms of pearls feet pink?
So, any edit requests tonight?Before we're shipped off to /trash/ and they all start being porn edit requests again.
>>86354354
Yeah that's why they wanted to throw Greg over the fence right.
As said before, she acts that way because she constantly wants to prove herself. Even LOooBC happened because she wanted to prove to Amethyst that she still had that spark in her. Amethyst has said before that Pearl used to be fun, if Amethyst and Pearl used to get along that's because Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.
>>86354461
Try making this into Lapis, if you can.
>>86354377
Oh yeah.
I guess that is more practical than the ridiculous start up time of the Breaking Point.
And unlike the breaking point you only need to get one good hit in to poof the gem, where as you may poof or pierce a gem with the breaking point but not shatter them.
But they both suffer from being normal weapons and are thus require solely on how accurate you are.
>>86354441
let the waves take you
you'll come back to shore
>>86354441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3D7xplBYNY
>>86354461
Pic related as Pearl please.
>>86354461
Connie maybe?
>>86354422
I want Bismuth to watch Steven fuck Lapis like the filthy uppercrust she is.
>>86354490
Will she also be saying Kill La Kill yourself?
>mfw after hiatus the first episode is a shitty townie episode.
>>86354545
Yes. Keep her in the outfit, too.
sooo just out of curiosity, are we on hiatus now?
>Joe and Jeff never did a townie episode
>>86354568
fuck it, just get in ms paint and paint bucket that shit blue.
done.
>>86354479
>Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.
Of course, and your post makes perfect sense, but as she is right now she's just annoying to me, if she acted more like when Rose was still alive (aka like LOooBC) I would like her way more.
>>86354593
the madmen
>>86354461
Pearl.
>>86354593
Sugar saves the Dream Team (though it's Colin and Jeff now) for the episodes that need them
>>86354490
>>86354530
These two seem easy to do as revectors, so that shouldn't be a problem.
>>86354568
Oh, really? Why though? Doesn't really seem fitting.
>>86354529
Don't know if I could do this one. Copying the eye right might be weird. And the shirt might cause issues.
>>86354632
Pretty sure that already exists from another drawfag.
>>86354461
This probably won't work but this with Lapis or Sapphire?
>>86354342
>implying she cares
>implying your dick will care once the aphrodisiac takes effect
>implying you won't eventually become a mindbroken cum faucet
>>86354351
Hum what about Humans
I really look forward to REAL rose flashbacks, coming from Pearl of course
>>86354461
Ruby
>>86354556
>mfw when they come back in january
>the first episode is a clip show episode
>the next episode is the season finale
>another hiatus until the summer
>>86354461
Elipsis you are my friend
>>86354539
>last night's thread single-handedly turned "I want Bismuth to watch Lapis and Steven do lewd stuff to each other" into an actual thing
I'm really gonna miss this generaland that thread
>>86354661
>Why though?
Just feels more fitting since she'll be saying "kill la kill" yourself, but hey.
Her regular dress is fine too, if that's the problem.
>>86354712
press ... to pay respect
>>86354461
Garnet using her electric powers.
>steven really did belive garbanzo died
What the fuck why is he getting cuter and more immature?
>>86354725
I was there.I provided to that story.
>>86354249
>>86354391
>Pearl's long paddle feet
Stop. I do not want to masturbate right now.
>>86354277
>>86354342
I would, but I'd rather be topping her. She's probably really fun to tease.
/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT
>>86354712
AA ANO HI NO YUUMEEE
>>86354556
>>86354701
Since when has /sug/ been so pessimistic in the face of total optimism?
CN can't afford to let up on the SU hype now.
At worst we'll probably be back around October or November, but sugar's quote of something planned in "The Fall" puts us back either there or close by.
I doubt CN wants to loose their chance to profit off this show as well.
>>86354701
bubbled was the last 'season finale'. from now on they're just going to put the big plot episodes wherever the fuck they please because of CN's random-ass scheduling
>>86354760
It's the Llamar effect.
>>86354781So did I
Good shit, my nig
>>86353244
Homewolders get out.
>>86354787
I've always thought someone editing fuzzy handcuff or condoms in Jasper's hands in this screenshot, but this is somehow lewder.
click for cummies
>>86354800
It's a coping mechanism. We're scared things are going to be bad, so by imagining the worst case scenario we can only ever be pleasantly surprised or have expectations fulfilled. If you're setting your bar high, you're setting yourself up for failure.
Anyone else think that Onion is going to grow up to be a mass murderer after this weeks episode?
Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...
>>86354810
When will they snuggle in the show?
>>86354862
Psychopathic onion has been debunked in Onion Gang.
Onion character assassination
>>86354837
why did i even click it when that was how it was advertised.
>>86354837
You should edit his pupils to be centered.
The joke will work better if you do.
>>86354810
It was some hot stuff, yeah.
Best shortstory smut I've ever written.
I want to hold Jasper
better get lifting
>>86354862
Really? This was the most heart to heart Onion episode we ever had, he even saved the bug. Also Yellow tail is onion's father, Sour cream is Marty's son.
>>86354461
This as Pearl looking at pics of Rose/S
>>86354862
>Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...
??
Okay here is how it happened:
Vidalia was a young woman.
Vidalia had sex with Marty in the back of Greg's van.
Vidalia gave birth to Sour Cream, who is Marty's son.
Vidalia married Yellowtail, a fisher.
Vidalia had sex with Yellowtail.
Vidalia gave birth to Onion, who is Yellowtail's son.
Sour Cream and Onion are step-brothers.
>>86354918
Aren't there any other dog repenters you can hold?
>>86354866
They will. Lapis is just saving herself for that perfect moment alone with Steven while Peridot is off doing a mission with the other CGs.
>>86354074
Centerfold
>>86354918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69m9QvTogMg
>ywn be bear mode enough to carry jasper like the adorable baby she is
>>86353244
>AU coming of age story
>Steven in Drakaverse, gets enslaved after fucking Lars sells out their vault in exchange for a comfortable position as a high class ho
>Steven gets thrown in a plantation with the Loud family
>resistant to the weird pheremone shit 'cause of gem heritage so the sisters aren't able to dazzle him
>unfortunately for Steven, they notice. They all want him now, even Lincoln.
>shit goes down, runs away. Representing Steven getting frightened by his newfound urges. Unfortunately, that means he's now a feral.
>Headhunter Onion is after him, taking his favorite serf: Ronaldo, as a "companion."
>It's like the most dangerous game, just with a fat kid running away from genetically engineered dominatrixs from Melnibone and Onion taking his revenge
>fic ends with Steven actually growing a pair and boning (or getting boned by) SOMEONE. Finds a UFO, gets the hell off earth. Never comes back. End scene drinking Romulan ale with Kal El. Meaning that he finally matured in a decent adult.
The End.
Is Steven Universe the most successful rock opera?
>>86354530
Any specific Connie outfit for this? Since I'm just revectoring the whole thing, I could do any of her outfits/hair styles.
>>86354733
I mean, I'm sure there's some water based pun for "Kill Yourself" that would fit Lapis.
>>86354662
Yeah, that seems better for a full drawfag
>>86354695
I'll try that one. Not sure if it'd work though.
>>86354942
Will try. Got three others lined up now though, so might not finish it tonight.
>>86354956
These two are cute together
>>86353313
yoo
>>86355021
Didn't really have anything in mind, but I am quite partial to her BCD outfit.
>>86354113
Here you go! Next request?
>>86355021
>water based pun
"Drown yourself"
It's cute and simple enough for me to enjoy.
>>86354760
He's so used to seeing gems die at the drop of a hat that it's messing with his psyche.
>>86353846
how did you fuck it up anon?
>>86355021
It's no pun, but maybe "drown yourself"?
>>86353371
I both think and dearly hope she won't return. At most, there might be a reference, a mention on why Pearl dropped the contact after one disastrous phone call or such, but I really think she's a one-off character, the nameless dream girl in the 90's teen movie parody and that's it
>>86355017
Ha. No. That's Star Wars.
>>86355029
yeah
>>86355068
Darn it, great minds think alike,
>>86355067
THE MURDERCOCK
N E V E R S T O P S
Pearl just needs to fucking end it already.
>>86354081
This, except it's Steven and Onion.
>>86355068
Shit I got.....
Ninja'd? Do people say that anymore?
>>86355067
IT NEVER ENDS!
>>86355113
>>86355133
Haven't heard it in a while, but it checks out.
>>86355133
yes, but you shouldn't try to fit in. that's lame
>>86355067
That fucking greg face is too much.
I want to see amethyst fusion dancing with steven with that look on her face.
Do you own pictures that frighten you
>>86355150
Oh good.
>>86355113
So my first post DID work. Damn, I samefagged without even trying.
>>86354985
Ships:
>Onion and God
>Onion and Shrek
>Onion and himself
>Onion and Obama, Trump, and Hillary all at the same time
>Onion and Coldsteel the hedgeheg
>Onion and Stormbringer
>Onion and Mournblade
>Onion, Lars, and Ronaldo in a love triangle
Onion publishes this and becomes the next Stephen King.
>>86355061
You mean this one? Sure, that should be doable.
>>86355068
>>86355084
Sure, will do.
>>86355186
Jasper is for naps
>>86355186
>>86355255
>>86355251
Yeah that's the one. Just think it's cute is all
>>86353840
please please post uncensored
>>86355266
YES. I ENJOY THIS.
>>86354787
>>86355266
Jasper is for a lot of things.
>>86355295
Guys. Stop.
>>86355266
let's nap it up a notch
>>86355326
>Jasper is for a lot of things.
Like clinging to.
>>86355349
>lapis angrily grinding against jasper's hard back muscles
>>86355364
can you blame her?
>>86354956
this is stupidly cute and somehow much better than the usual tumblr slash comics where they both look away and blush at the end
In fact this would be even cuter without the blushing too because it would show that affection is a normalized thing
Post rocks
>>86355344
Just add bismuth and at least one member of the Ruby Squad and you've got yourself a top tier endgame nap right there.
Maybe centipeetle if you're feeling saucy.
>>86355344
Sure.
>>86355326
>>86355349
and drinking wine with
The PearlxSteven image isn't finished yet right?
>>86355344
This needs lining or color
>>86355406
ENDGAME NAPPY TIME
N
D
G
A
M
E
>>86355364
>Lapis gets horny and starts humping her back like a dog humps your leg
>she goes so fast it creates a fire from the friction
>they burn
>they poof
>>86355238
>climax is Onion killing Greg
>turns out Onion Steven never completed the Onion trade, thus making Onion going back in time and changing world history so the Draka conquer everything just to get back at Steven
>Steven gets pissed and actually sticks up for himself for once. Throwing Onion off a cliff with his buttboys, Ronaldo and Lars
>Steven's now a badass. Masculinity personified. Grows a badass mustache Goes on to grow up into a interstellar Theodore Roosevelt with Supes as VP.
>credits roll
>>86355443
Did the artist check back
>>86355443
Which one?
>>86353918
You gently brush it to the side.
>>86355266
Yes
ARE YOU GOING TO LET US DESTROY ALL WRESTLING?!
>>86355521
Sure
>>86355398
That's a little suggestive, anon. I just like them as friends.
>>86353918
firmly grasp it
>>86355521
pearl was really letting her inner sardonyx out there. Her and garnet play well off of eachother.
>>86355521
just the real wrestling
>>86355521
Probably. It's not really my bag.
Post your favorite underrated jokes
>>86354322
too fat for Earth
>>86355543
Jasper doesn't feel the need for pants around friends
Too formal
>>86355543
The way that monster appears off in the distance reminds me of the Dah'ren Mohran's second phase.
>>86355452nice poise in DaS3 buddy
>>86355520
>>86355588
OWNED SO HARD JASPERDEMPTION IS CANCELLED
>>86355573
Pearl is a such a huge fucking dork
>>86355595
Really? That's strange. It reminded me ofFLCL
>>86355526
From the waist down, It's pretty decent.
But holy shit that Sardonyx Face.
>>86355592
>Lapis doesn't wear pants
>Jasper doesn't wear anything
wew
>>86355521
Pearl is my favorite actress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyNygxs7JAw
>>86355640
This meme will never get getfunny.
>>86355601
>Implying I play that garbage
Pure, unadulterated, heresy.
>>86355588
no you're fat
>>86354504
That line fits very well. Thank you.
>>86354525
Beautiful song. Thanks for taking the time to send it.
>>86355659
>get get
>>86355520
>>86355607
I want this; It's such a cute moment.
Honestly I just want her to come back. Her and bismuth. And the rubies. And centipeetle. And the Heaven and Earth Beetles. AndSoup
Fucking crewniverse taking away everything I love.
>>86355640
I was being serious. I love hunting Dah'ren Mohrans on G rank by myself.
Gives me a nice challenge.
>>86355592
>peridot wears pajama bottoms around all day anyway
>>86355472
A few hours ago he said he was working on it.
>>86355702
I was just shitposting. I don't play Monster Hunter.
>>86355688
>Soup
>not Squash
>>86355457
Oh, and while we're at it. Onion cucks Amethyst and bones Pearl. He let's Ronaldo and Lars have Lapis.
Peridot on the other hand takes over Homeworld. Only to rule for a few hours as a military coup kicks her out of office. Makes another go and declares herself Emperor after dissolving the parliament with her minions one week later. Only to be deposed again by a pretender, Jasper, who then exiles her. Spends the rest of her days as a burned out bar owner desperately trying to compete with Quark. Supes, Sapphire, Ruby, and Steven are her only customers.
>>86355755
Yeah, I can tell.
>>86355757
That's right. Soup>Onion>the rest
>>86355658
OOOOH JASPER YOU BRUTE
>>86355075
I told them about a thing I have where I get boils a lot and they left me for someone else a few days later. It was an online relationship and I lived a few states away. They left me for someone on the other side of the world so I don't think distance was part of the problem. I'm sure there was other things too but I think that was the one that really did it. She was just getting into cosplay. Not sure if she still is now though.
>>86355573
>"I didn't know you like apple juice!"*
>"There's a lot of things you don't know about me."
>Clearly hasn't had apple juice since the invention of cans.
*It was kind of weird that he assumed she didn't want strawberry sugar shock though.
>>86355266
>>86355658
Pearl likes someone to tell her what to do
>>86355801
we still napping?
>>86355702
>Back when I was still new to the game
>Two giant rajins in a small pit with not but a hammer to my name
What a fucking no blocking wild 3 hour ride
>>86355795
Pearl can't handle shrimp, no way she's gonna be able to drink that monster energy type shit
>>86355658
What a fuckin' ham.
>>86355812
whatever this is I love it
You will never spend time with Lapis Lazuli
Just the two of you, alone, andSITTING ON THE PARK BENCH
>>86355812
I don't know what this is referencing but I saved it anyway.
>>86355820
>>86355573
the first time I thought Ame said My Krol too desu
>>86355769
I guess Onion only truly... Sprouted in Pearl.
If garnet can see the future how come she didn't know about bizmuth?
>>86355840
When was the shrimp?
>>86355834
>rajins
Lol, sure you didn't mean Rajang?
>>86354809
New to sug what is that?
Post your snacks for the next episode!!
I'll make a coke float so I can get real cozy!
>>86354955
>step brothers
they're half-brothers
>>86355889
See: Watchmen
>>86355959
>next episode!!
Oh...
>>86355987
You'd eat Lapis as a snack?
You naughty boy.
>>86355543
I like that pic and wish to see more. Is there more?
>>86355889
Because she saw multiple paths happening. Maybe she was thrown off by it actually happening. I don't know. Go ask your mother.Sugar is a hack.
>>86355930
Ya
my finger still gets a twitch when i see them
>>86354955
Yellowtail didn't father Onion. Onion isn't fully human.
>>86355963
yeah
>>86353244
Why is Steven so likable? I thought I would find him annoying but I honestly can't. He's just so fun to watch.
>>86356016
Which game?
>>86355889
Same reason she didn't see the Sardonyx fiasco happening, she had no reason to distrust her.
>>86356013
I don't eat ass.Unless it's a gem's ass.
>>86355889
She doesn't see a single "the future." She sees multiple paths that might occur, and has to use her own judgement to determine which is the most likely, which is the most preferable, and if possible let that guide her actions. For example she saw that it was possible that baseball might enter the equation with the Rubies, but she was surprised that it's what happened.
>>86355889
Garnet's future vision was a mistake
>>86356044
It's a wallpaper. Sorry. I'd play something like this though,
>>86356017
Rajang aren't so bad. They're super aggressive, fast-moving and have some seriously powerful attacks, which all make for a pretty fun opponent.
I love them.
>>86356063
Because really, how likely is it that Rose killed one of their allies, stored her gem in her magic lion and lied to them about it?
>>86355573
'Mike Hunt' would have been funnier.
>>86356117
Mike Krol is a real person
>>86353244
WHATS
HER
NAAAAAMMMMMME
>>86356105
Rose didn't lie to Garnet. Garnet is willingly deceiving all the other gems for Future Vision reasons. Mark my words.
>>86356026
Maybe it's the positive (but highly annoying) influence. Which is why the crying part of the show is annoying,To me, at least. I don't wanna get bummed out watchin a kids show.
>>86356026
Steven makes me smile. He's so dumb sometimes, but it's endearing in a way. Like a dumb dog.
I look forward to every episode because I want Steven to fill me with happiness.
Do you have any interesting episode ideas /sug/?
>Stevonnie introduces themselves to connie's parents and Doug starts seeing and treating them as the son he never had
>>86356144
Indie
Best naps
>>86355795
I think it would be very cute if she actually did like apple juice
For the more perverted Lapis fans out there, Bad Dragon has made what I think Lapis's vagina would look like. And it'blue
https://bad-dragon.com/products/sofia
>>86356174
That would be nice, but it wouldn't be allowed because then that means that Steven is the more masculine one between Steven and Connie.
And that's absolutely not allowed.
>>86356174
>We get a new version of "Dear Old Dad" with Stevonnie and Doug
>>86356101
fighting them when I didnt learn their moveset was my monster crack
no blocking, timed roll, slow hits while they jump all over the screen, laser beams
Threw my psp in the air for joy when I beat them
>>86356063
Yep.
And to add to this, it's why she didn't see that Pearl was deliberately fixing the communication hub. She didn't consider that it was a possibility because she trusted Pearl, and believed it was Peridot fixing it--so not only didn't she see what Pearl was doing, she couldn't even see themselves catching Peridot this way.
For her future vision to allow her to see Bismuth being bubbled away in Lion and/or attacking Rose and being bubbled by Rose, she would first have to consider that Bismuth could have attacked Rose, causing Rose to poof and bubble her. With how many gems probably died during the war, and her still being relatively young when it happened, she likely wouldn't have considered it a possibility.
>>86356210
>no theme or direction
What the hell bad dragon
Those awesome cocks can suit some of the gems
>>86355889
That's not how it works, Garnet did nothing wrong
>>86356014
More of that comic specifically? Unfortunately no, but the artist does draw a lot of undertale and he has a thing for Jasper.
I think The Gembeast's Temple draws the best fan Jasper for sure.
>>86355840
Which episode was the shrimp?
>>86356246
Nice one man! I'm GS4L, so I guess it's just easier for me, but I still love taking on bigger monsters by my lonesome.
>>86356253
But isn't the point of a sex toy is to allow you to make it whatever you want?
Like I could make this green and fuck Peridot.
>>86356201
best death grip snuggle holds
>>86356174
>Worlds Apart
>Steven finds out that Home World isn't as far as he thinks it is.
>>86356270
I disagree
She pretty fugly and Orc-like
>>86356206
I think she does like apple juice, but just hasn't had it in hundreds of years.
>>86356210
So...do you guys actually own/use any of these? I've had fleshlights before, but never one from BD.
>>86356304
Different strokes I guess.
>>86356309
who drinks juice out of a fucking can anyways?
>>86356270
Im honestly not that into their art style or the way they give everyone fat burrito faces
>>86353414
>>86355543
...is that bleach
>>86356284
I just thought that one was really boring compared to everything else they put out
But they have one normal dick too, so it evens out
>>86356326
I plan to get one either this year or maybe next year. I'm just bored with my hand and I'm on dating sites constantly now, so I just want to up my jacking game.
>>86356174
>peridot and lapis fuck around in beach city and zuke's not the one writing it
>>86356386
ye
>>86356383
too much makeup and wrong hair color
i think a non leather jacket would look better too
>>86356352
I'd give Jasper a different stroke.
>>86356331
>we will never get to see what jasper's uncorrupted legs look like
>>86356419
>>86356144
>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade
>Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade
>Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade
>Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade
>Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade
>Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade
>Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade
>Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade
>Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade
>Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade
>Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff"
>Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside"
>Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade
>The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl
>Pearl "Lion Licker Bean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "Lion Licker The Pussybean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "No Slouch for the Prize Pouch" the Renegade
>Pearl "If She a Thicc Dime it's Kevin Time" the Renegade
>Pearl "Make the date rape play with gay ballet" the Renegade
>Pearl "Real Human Bean for the Thicc Girl Dream" the Renegade
>Pearl "Wherever I am, I must always thirst" the Renegade
>pearl "body made of light, but she's never had pussy this tight"
>pearl "driving the dondai, gonna eat you like a sundae"
>pearl "I'm over the past, but hairy pink vargubas make me cum fast"
>Pearl "AJ in my hand I'm not concerned" the Renegade
>Pearl "I could show you how to ride tongue, in the real way" the Renegade
>>86356405
>peridot on a high chair while lapis feeds her cleaning agent
This is too too
good
>>86356354
They make juice in cans. I remember they used to have the cellophane pull-tab things. Don't know if they still use them for safety reasons, but yeah.
>>86356281
I use hammer only cause its feels so good fucking up their face, and knocking Tigerexs and Plesaloths out of the ball park. Id love to learn the bug staff but im shit
>we're never getting a Jasper Plays Baseball episode
why, sugar
>>86355977
>>86356016
>>86356047
>>86356063
Fair enough. My apologies if my post seemed stupid, it's been a while Since I've watched the episodes that talk about her future vision, so I was just curious if there was a reason for it or if it was a lack in foresight.
>>86356389
>dating sites
I'd rather try my luck at my local pizza bar.
>>86356499
I'll see ya there
You're My Prisoner anon....
>>86356468
They're saving her for the ice hockey episode
Emerald
>>86356512
This is making me unbelievably uncomfortable.
>>86356174
Well I was hoping jasper would become a good guy so there would be a full crystal gem team b and that there would be an episode or arc where something bad happens to the og Crystal Gems that would lead to Steven and the new Crystal Gems going on a big mission to save them and the hw gems learning to work on together and Steven learning to be a leader by getting them to use teamwork and shit
But that won't ever happen now or if it did it wouldn't be as awesome
>>86356512
>Steven, this isn't weed.
>>86356326
What do fleshlights feel like? Are they good?
>>86356389
Fuck you're reminding me that I didn't try to get a number from a stoned girl heading to the bus stop and now I feel like shit
>>86356508
K then, see ya when I see ya
>>86355309
hello, nurse
Someone in the last thread asked for Amethyst and Jasper to be sleeping together.
>>86356499
Fair enough. I like extra cheese with my pussy.
>>86356354
Must be a difference between the real world and Steven Universe universe.
>>86356512
Lapis we can still make this work, but for fuck's sake, get out of my face.
>>86356468
HtD 2: Space Jam edition.
Garnet, Purple Puma, Stevonnie, Bob, and Earl
vs
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, and Ruby
This time with 40% less gay and 100% more DUNK.Guest voice actor: Michael Jordan
>>86356452
MORE
>>86356414
>too much makeup
You know Pearl's skin is white, right?
>>86356585
I read that in Paulette's voice
>>86356552
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM?
>>86356610
>handy portable murdercock
>>86356570
>cheese
Oh no, one goes there for the pizza; it's garbage. It's just a really upscale place for drinking and hanging out.
At least my pals and I think so.
>>86356625
>>86354530
Eh, not sure how this one turned out.
I think it's something about the thinner eyes with her massive head. Something just doesn't look right to me.
>>86356613
Enough to have a elephant flying with it's ears.Good ting that's never gonna happen though. :^)
>>86356647
Nice work
>>86356633
Exactly where that ship belongs.And where I belong for liking it so much
>>86356632
Lol, I'm hoping you're just playing dumb, because that was one disgusting joke I just made...
One that deserves a puking anime girl.
>>86356591
>Not
>Garnet, [Basket Ball related Amethyst disguise here], Stevonnie, and Opal
>It's 4v5 because they are all taller then the Rubies.
>>86356662
Humans are weak and fragile things anon, they must be protected
>>86356647
Thanks ..., added another great edit to my reaction folder.
>>86356555
Alright I see how it is
I'll come in a Bismuth cosplay
>>86354971
dont you mean hanged man and the emperor?fucking animeonlys
>>86356201
beep beep get out da way
>>86356670>I'm hoping you're just playing dumb
The "pizza" is pretty "nasty", if you catch my drift.
>>86356602
yeah, it doesnt have all that blue shit on it
This show sucks.
>>86356708
>S4E12: Steven's Sibling
>>86356676
>implying the rubies don't steal the mojo from the 5 best current basketball players
It's like you don't want charlyne yi to do black guy impressions or something.
>>86356524
Or ballet
>>86356711
>>86356512
is this ito? i dont recognize this lmao
>>86356670
>>86356714
Yeah, now I'm gagging.
>>86356714
Oh, I caught that drift, and I had to open the window. Fucking pizza place, I didn't ask for anchovies, now it smells like it in the car.
OTP?
>>86356574
>>86356549
>>86356468
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M8szlSa-8o
>>86356711
>"look dude! I'm a tiny car!"
>"beep beep"
God that episode was fucking brutal and adorable at the same time
'member when SU was great?
>my fleshlight question is ignored
Feels bad man
>>86356745
>charlyne yi to do black guy impressions
I'd love to see that, considering her other impressions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24zAybnk8cY
>>86356776
Malex is nice but shes kissing the wrong mouth
>>86356794
>Pearl discovers Xhamster.gif
>>86356776
nah, brah. nah.
jaspearl or bust
>>86356794
whoa it's me
>>86354081
Armstrong being bad like Bad Peearl?
>>86356512
>>86356303
But Homeworld is in a different galaxy
>>86356774
I'd rather eat some gnarlysalad
>>86356801
This better?
>>86356812
"Diamond Gets Shattered By Big Busty Quartz"
>>86356794
I imagine pearl is watching MWs feed and updates in a way thats similar to watching steven sleep
>>86356745
I'm already stretching it by hoping for a 3v5 of Opal, Garnet, and Stevonnie vs the Rubies in a basket ball game.
When, again, the rubies could just be poofed and bubbled once and for all.
>>86356794
>>86356812
>>86356801
I need to doodle this.
>>86356677
>Jasper will never just pick you up and carry you around all the time despite your protests in order to protect your weak and fragile body
>>86356817
I support this
>>86356836
very nice!
We ever gonna get a momswap episode?
>>86356850
It physically hurts
>>86355901
>>86356279
Fusion Cuisine
She refused to eat shrimp at dinner even as Alexandrite and caused them to unfuse
>>86356777
>Jasper makes Steven cry
>Makes her yell even more
>Tells mayor dewey he looks like a penis in a suit
I want this
>>86356791
That's exactly why I said it.
>>86353816
>>86353836Hopefully it looks better than before.
>>86356871
Fucking. Never.
>>86356723
>gaybarn
every time!
>>86356838
"Fat Quartz Amateur Fucks Pearl"
>In the Murals, Yellow/Blue Diamond are admirining thier planets
>White Diamond gives no fucks
What does it mean?
>>86356871
Hopefully not since Jasper wants to kill Steven and Peridot
>>86354133
>I just have a hard time seeing tall slender characters with long noses as cute in general.
When will you idiots learn?
Physical attraction comes second.
>>86356848
you bet your sweet ass you do
>>86356892white diamond is rose quartz
>>86356871
HW gems best moms.
>>86356847
Kek
>>86356871
We can only hope. And pray
>>86356884
Sooo much better.
>>86356812
It's called bbw-chan, thanks.
>>86356910
That's retarded.
>>86356920
the toppest
>>86356888
That's so vanilla. What are you, some kind of gay?
>>86355592
>that blooper
I WANNA SNUGGLE AND WATCH BAD MOVIES WITH HER SO BAD.
>she will never laugh with you as you watch stupid teenagers get killed
Help
>>86356924
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>86356881
>Jasper telling Mayor Dewey "did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
Never before did I know I needed this.
>>86356925
What even is this image?If you replaced amy with the frog peri it would have the makings of a decent ooovvvxxx edit
Post alternate gem designs.
>>86356961
>>86356585
Anon I'm coming into your house now. Which room do you sleep in?
>>86356937
Fine Sugar.
"Nigger Pearl Fuses With Super Soldier Quartz With Big Futa Cock"
>>86356939
Man, it makes me sad I don't get to cuddle up with someone like that. Gems or otherwise.
>>86356968
>spoiler
>>86356881
>Amethyst teaches Jasper to read with erotica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_h5URB6W04
>m-milky white...
>>86356969
>>86356939
If Jasper ever gets redeemed (which is unlikely), I want her to still be an asshole.
>>86355840
to be fair that shrimp probably wasn't deveined
who wants to eat POOP
>>86357013
>drawing attention to it
it's like you WANT to summon them
>>86356988
I'm not afraid of you, Lapis. Only aroused.
You know where I am, let me ruin you.
>>86356988
Lapis, I love you, but if you aren't out of my house, in about 5 seconds, measures will be taken.
>>86357049
>still be an asshole
this is the only way
>>86357006
Yeah, thats why it hurts so much
>you will never have this in any form
Why. Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBBFDb0hC4Y
I think this song fits Pearl and Rose.
>>86356559
Lazy sundays with your sister is the best.
Thanks Jac!
>>86357049
>unlikely
I think we're watching different shows.
>>86356026
Because his voice actor got puberty and he transitioned from whiny fat kid to sweetest creature alive.
>>86357070
>continuing to draw attention to it
>not dropping it after the first post
shiggy diggy, anon
>>86357021
Wow Priyanka is gonna kill Jasper when she finds out what those "bedtime stories" have been.
>>86356591
>Stevonnie
Get that shit outta here brother.
>>86357109
Zach Callison is a qtI have such a crush on him 10/10 would fug
>>86356419
God, I must be pent up. Even worst gem tiddies are looking good to me.
>>86357049
Holy shit. Dicksquad runs deep.
>>86357049
Me too
>>86356925
Thanks! I'll work on fixing the Jasper one then.
>>86357073
Your hair smells nice.
Goku, you racist fuck
>>86357185
Is this referencing a youtube video?
>>86357085
Cause the goal is to get there one day. If you don't live, you can't get there. It's just sad in the mean time, til we get there.
I've been there before, and I know I'll be there again one day, but for now I am lonely longing for it..
>>86356801
Aw yea
I am going to be so pissed if Pearl doesn't get a human acceptance arc and Last One was just a throwaway episode
>>86357049
>>86357185
She can't NOT be an asshole and still be Jasper.
It just wouldn't be the same.
had a really nice day at work today that left me with a good feeling. anyone have requests?
>>86356711
Peace was never an option.
>>86357236
All of the gems need to have more human interactions
>>86356884
Yeas good job now do the other one
And put Steven farther back from Jasper
>>86357219
Naw man, this blows
>>86357243
greg with sunglasses cool
>>86357243
suggestive navy?
>>86357260
Pearl is the one that was most resistant though fuck off
>>86357243
Connie and Steven sitting on Jasper's biceps as she flexes!
>>86357243
Pearl finally stops being a massive cuck.
>>86357139
>that filename
Don't even think that YP has forgotten to be smug about a certain method of online payment.
>>86357243
Homeworld trio gets high (and perhaps create some morps but that's optional)
>>86357209
Reveal yourself to me, Lapis. So I can murder everything inside of you with my penis.
>>86357297
Calm down friend I was just trying to make conversation
>>86356988
this is some uncanny valley shit.
I am really uncomfortable by this
>>86357243
This scene but with Peridot and Lapis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0
And instead of the mustache it's the bow tie
>>86357306
Oh? What method would that be?
>>86357185
>We will never get to see Jasper doing handstands and being a retard in public
Why was I ever even born
>>86357243
Sapphire fucking died and Ruby sheds a single tear with no emotion
>>86357243
Jasper and Peridot playing a tabletop wargame and really getting into it.
>>86357316
greg no
>>86356174
>Sometime after Jasper is redeemed
>She's still trying to figure out her place
>Obviously doesn't feel like she belongs with Crystal Gems
>Too much bad history with Lapis and Peridot
>She's a soldier, a commander, it's all she's ever known
>Steven and Jasper go on a mission together to investigate a meteor impact
>It turns out to be the Rubies, having crashed back to Earth after months adrift in space
>Discovering Jasper's betrayal they attack
>... and are easily thwarted by Jasper simply holding Steven out of reach
>Jasper wants to just poof them and be done with it
>Steven pleads with her not to, but admits he doesn't know what else to do with them
>Jasper explains that on Homeworld, Gems that have failed as completely as they have would be shattered
>Steven gives a spiel about how things are different on Earth
>People get second chances, the opportunity to change and improve, etc
>Jasper convinces the Rubies to join her, under the guise of training them to be strong enough and worthy enough to defeat her and the Crystal Gems
>Some episodes later, we find Jasper running a boot camp at the Beta Kindergarten
>Having swayed the Rubies to support Earth and continuing their training.
>Abuses them like a big, orange Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, but they're too starstruck to care
>Even though they're weak, Jasper admires their tenacity and grit
>The 'Red Squad' becomes the Crystal Gems's slightly incompetent special ops team
>implying yellow pearl would be a shitposter
>>86357301
>
>>86357312
>the gaybarn got crops
I'm going to bed, fuck life
>>86357049
Cool But Still An Asshole Aunt Jasper has been foretold for months
>>86357409
if only
>>86357243
Jasper telling Mayor Dewey "did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
>>86357243
glad to hear you had a nice day at work
>>86357451
I knew there were some more of you fuckers around here. I smelled you.Honestly I usually just hang out in showderp. Guess I'm a shitposter through and through
>>86357364Apple Pay
>>86357400
Lapis may be the hunter, but I am NOT the prey.
>>86356938
Bloople's a film snob
She'll turn her long nose up at sharknado
>>86357515A lot of /vp/ is terrible. I don't blame you. It's full of very young posters.
>>86357415
Why is Norisuke such a great dad?
>>86357529
Which is pretty nice, but only my grocery store accepts it.
>>86356174
>Jasper's redemption ends up involving her befriending the townies. townie episodes from then on have a 1 in 3 chance of involving jasper
>tfw no one will use your drawings without permission to sell churros
https://66.media.tumblr.com/13440551bb7d61ce565595182d3d1836/tumblr_inline_ochoprVGoq1rzyacb_1280.jpg
>>86357559
two big titted daughters and a cuck? i dunno
>>86357580
>Jasper becomes a pizza delivery woman because she appreciates how the Pizza family sticks to their chosen purpose, pizzas
>>86357589
I mean, if you want to post some art I'll do what I can.
At that point it would be a "can't rape the willing" dilemma, though.
>>86357216
https://youtu.be/SunaZVRxHcs
>>86357589
>churros
Wouldn't even be mad.
>>86357409
fuck you for making me want this and fuck the crewniverse for having shit taste
>>86357589
>papas hojuelas
oh chingado, esas son mis papas favoritas
>>86357616
Pretty sure she's banned from lapizza lazuli though.
>>86357580
>Jasper becomes paranoid because of Ronaldo's rants about conspiracies
>Jasper discovers she likes to make pizzas
>Jasper runs against Mayor Dewey because he's clearly an inferior leader
>Jasper is introduced to Connie's parents and they ask how she met her
>>86357620
That's fuckin' hilarious. Now I can save the image and get a good laugh.
which character dying forever would be the coolest/most interesting
>>86357659
>>86357616
>jasper moves in with onion's family
>>86357702
All of them
>>86357702
Rose
>>86357659
I want it so bad. Can she bring the Rubies along?
>>86357703
Too far.
>>86357539
>you will never be hounded by a sexually aggressive, slightly yandere dicksquad Lapis
>>86357702
Steven
>>86357702Garnet
I love her, but I think it would be the most interesting.
>>86357726
The Rubies are her secret service
>>86357702
Depends on how it's done really.
Like a badass sacrifice death can make anyone cool.
Even Sapphire or so.
>>86357702
Connie
>>86357726
>>86357703
>Jasper starts working on Yellowtail's boat
>>86357702
Lapis and/or Peridot
>>86357740
Have fun getting pegged by tentacle dick, fucko.
>>86354781
WHERE
>>86357589
I see this kind of stuff all the time whenever I head to Mexico. I think my favorite one was this variation of a pharmacy where the mascot was replaced with Goku and their slogan was "The same but more powerful."
>>86357703
Nah but I do want
>Vidalia painting Jasper
>>86357236
Pearl will learn that S has a dick and that's how she'll revert back to her human hating self.
>>86357778
>even Sapphire
>even
Fuck you mean by that
>>86357824
She wants to try new things
>>86357789
>Jasper cucks vidalia
>We get Onion 2.0 but even more murderous
fucking end my life
>>86357786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>86357740
>slightly
If she doesn't beat me like they beat Jesus, then I don't want her to look me in the eyes.So I can beat her, myself
>>86357545
Really? Yearl sure, but blooper a film snob?
I need to get some bad scary movies
DogHouse is a must
Who do you think will voice S?
She's probably going to be voiced byLaverne Cox
>>86357803
archive
>>86357659
>Jasper runs against Mayor Dewey because he's clearly an inferior leader
Actually sounds plausible and hilarious
>>86357828
I just do not understand this post. Are you sayong Pearl will impregnate Connie? And then Connie's daughter ends up with Steven?
>>86357833
I mean that Sapphire isn't badass yet.
And realize who you may be talking to.
It's still not out of the realm of possibility to give her a badass death, but it'd be hard to make the frilly tsundere girl a death like that without revealing some of her skills in combat.
>>86355067
Jasper and the Ruby Squad as an A-Team ripoff
>>86357409
>>86357545
Bloople only wants to watch pre-WWII German cinema.
Pros: Will shapeshift into Marlena Dietrich or Pola Negri on command
Cons: Won't shut up about Emil Jannings' Oscar or how the Dr. Mabuse films influenced modern cinema
>>86357884
whoever voices marceline
>>86357884
Funny you should shitpost Cox, because hilary p much confirmed Laura Prepon (Alex Vause) was gonna do it.
>>86357977
Sauce
>>86357977
I've loved her since That '70s Show
>>86357884
Morgan Freeman
>>86357977
sauce??
that would actually be pretty sweet
WAIT FUCK NO... NO CELEBS that means she will only appear like, once ;_;
>>86357703
>Vidalia bangs Vidalia and Sourcream
>>86357977
I know you're probably making it up but, good god:
https://youtu.be/hlfANJHl1H0?t=52
>>86358020
>>86358042
he's full of shit Hil never said or tweeted that.right?
>>86357884
Rebecca will voice her or pink/white diamond
Sugar will not get away with not voicing anyone before the series ends, won't allow it
>>86358072
>Sugilite and Opal still haven't spoken again
>>86357977
fuck you for getting my hopes up.
>>86358083
Probably White Diamond. She seems like an endgame boss that's hidden in mystery and probably won't appear much.
Although, if she hires Broadway actresses for all of the Diamonds, would she be able to go toe to toe with them during the inevitable Diamond song?
>>86358080
Hngh
hbgh
>>86358083
That would actually be pretty nice. Would make a S and Pearl duet even sweeter.
>>86358080
>she threatened to literally rape her to hell
That's hot
>>86358083
she wouldn't have been the singer of Love Like You if it wasn't for Aivi & Surasshu's encouragement
>>86358092
We got a sigh out of Opal in Log Date, but that's it.
>>86358092
Aimee Mann is totally up for it (and for doing a song) so it's on the Crew's end probably or maybe Cartoon Network
>>86358077
I MEANT JASPER
>>86358020
>>86358042
>>86358072
>>86358080
>>86358081
>>86358116
>>86358137
>>86358164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5FUlvcdPM
>>86357909
>tmw you realize Jasper can run for president of the US since she was born in America
>>86358186
You said what you said
>>86358218
I didn't know peridot had a youtube channel.
>>86358239
Jasper/Ruby '16
A Fusion You Can Believe In
>>86358239
so can Amethyst
>>86358270
I
KEKKED
>>86358283
which ruby though?I'm voting Doc
>>86358171
that was obviously pearl's VA
>>86358322
Eyeballsack
>>86357977
When did hilary say anything like that
>>86357977
wtf i love mystery girl now
I'm serious. I didn't care about her much, but this will change everything for me. If it's true, which it's probably not.
>>86358322
Ruby of courseMaybe the giant Ruby fusion. Or Eyeball.
>>86358349
>despite Aimee Mann getting credit for it
Hmm...
>>86358270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIRZnIYaF8
>>86357977
>>86358080
I'm ruined forever
It perfect
>>86358363
>>86358368
You missed the part where he memed all over everyone
>>86358218
He was, in fact, full of shit.
>>86358412
I was surprised that that's her actual voice
>>86357977
FUCK
YOU
For getting my hopes up
>>86358402
They still list Sinbad as Mr. Smiley.
>>86358412
If I was a perifag this would be a
>ywn eat dinner with peridot
>peridot will never be your sassy gf
moment. Good thing I have better taste than that.Instead my waifu is fucking dead
>>86358424
>>86357977
>hilary p
>p
>instead of f for florido
he tried
>>86358447
I wonder how often she talks to him as Peridot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CTgUgQZU8
>>86358417
Sugar, Matt, Zuke, we know you browse /sug/, make it happen
>>86358478
p much
as in pretty much
>>86358447
>>86358493
She always sounds like that, it's crazy.
>>86358497
I honestly though he did the one good frame of Sapphire himself.
But he literally pulled it from some furry's deviantart.
>>86358493Yeah, you like that, you CLOD?
>>86358476
If only Lapis and Jasper's VA's recorded their hijinks like Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot's.
>>86358497
>the coconuts
3 seconds in and I already fucking lost. This is going to be a ride.
>ruby struggling in the frogs mouth
>uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>kermit face
>"of course not~"
>the fucking fusion dance
every moment is a joy
>>86358561
they post pictures of themselves hugging and stuff
what if you managed to make pearl smile and laugh
>>86358596
I could die a happy person
>>86358239
>Jasper runs against Connie for president
>They both want Steven to side with them and help them campaign but they have opposing stances
>The usual shut that happens when main character tries to help and support both friends who are fighting or competing against each other
>except with politics and aliens and lesbians
>>86358596
I'd ask Lapis why she shapeshifted into Pearl.
>>86358185
C'mon Sugar you gotta bring her back, she's the OG giant woman
>>86358561
I was about to say maybe it's because they're older
But deedee is pretty old
>>86358497
ruby sounds funny in chipmunk
>>86358596
Ask her if she's thinking about S
>>86358561
Someone on Twitter asked Jasper's va to read the navyseals copypasta and now I want it as well
new thread when?
>>86358687
>pretty old
She's not that old
Can we, like, sign a petition to try and get Prepon to voice S now? Is that a thing? I feel like whatever her voice actually is now will be a disappointment.
>>86358738
when page 10
>>86358706
well that ruined my mood
>>86358185
>No Opal song
>Instead we have Onion filler
How butthurt will tumblr be whwn Amethyst gets a male love interest?
There is no way Amethyst will remain single if even Pearl could get with someone
>>86358767
Someone start a change.org we have to get this to happen
>>86358783
>canon bisexual character
>i can't believe this lesbian erasure
>>86358767
>>86358793
Fucking do it
>>86358783
I don't really see Amethyst getting a love interest, especially a random human right after Pearl just got one.
>>86354959
please God make this happen
>>86358841
Despicable
>>86358859
Just throw it in the epilogue for maximum fandom freakout
>And so, they all lived happily after. Even Amethyst, who ended up with, oh, I don't know, Sour Cream.
>>86358793
Sugar would already have someone planned to voice her and that's IF she even reappears or ever speaks.
>>86358783
I want Amethyst and Mayor Dewey to find love together
>>86358767
no because that means she wont be a regular character
>>86358905
Obviously Amethyst ends up with Mr. Smiley or Mr. Frowney for maximum butthurt
>>86358935
>wanting S to be a regular character
>>86358783
It made sense for Pearl to get someone, especially a human one. It solves all her problems, it's actually pretty genius. So congrats writers for finally doing something non predictable.
>>86358928
Mayor Dewey is for Yellow Pearl or Blue Pearl orboth
>Researching for Lapis/Jasper Beauty and beast illustration
>Their suit/dress combo matches Jasper/Lapis colour schemes
>Pre-Tiger Jasper has horns like Beast and chest hair like him too
>Tiger Jasper matches Beasts' body shape with some minor proportion differences
It's gonna be great.
>>86355132
http://i.imgur.com/tUiDZIS.png
>>86358886
I wanna see how Steven would react to her advances. I want Lappy to have her way with him like the nasty slut she is.Oh and uh, throw Bismuth in there, too.
>>86358982
Someone who looks just like Rose. How genius!
>>86359044
Even better. If she didn't there is no way she would have caught Pearl's attention.
>>86359039with or without bismuth, i dont care
>>86358886
I want Steven and Lapis to hang out in a blanket fort on a chilly grey afternoon, reading books, playing games, and eventually falling asleep in each other's arms.
>>86359039
Young steven would freak the hell out. An older steven, though, would be very into it.
>>86358953
No, maximum butthurt will occur once Kevin is partially redeemed and ends up with Garnet.
>>86358767
Fax The Sweets
>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
Imagine Lapis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3h_UQjmdY
>>86359258
There better be art of this
>>86359220
God please....this has to happen
>>86357409
why do you taunt us with things that will never be?
>>86359220
While Bismuth watches them from afar.
>>86354725
a thread that will go down in history for good
>>86359288
> Every thread
>>86359288
Hungry...downtrodden...winter
there was an anon who said that he was going to draw some lewd story that was from the same "lapis and steven feat. bismuth" therad it was from pearl and steven...so far nothing...why?
pls dont let me down /sug/
>>86358992
looking forward to it.
still going to do the pages, or just one pic for now or at least decide when you're out of the planning stages?
>>86359292
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R
Gem weapons headcanons:
Diamonds:
>Yellow: Sword (fire theme, warlord)
>Blue: Goblet (water theme, sorceress)
>White: Laser Wand (air/light theme, technocrat)
Poils:
>Blue: stiletto (concubine)
>Yellow: letter opener (secretary)
Roobypoos:
>Doc: Chestplate (fusion, suit of armor)
>Army: Left Pauldron
>Navy: Armored Skirt
>Leggy: Boot[s]
>"Shouldy": Right Pauldron
>"Handy": Right Gauntlet
>>86359438
He could be shy or lie or slow,Never know
>WORLD FIRST LAPIVENSMUTH
Which Season had the best raven and paul episodes?
>1A
Together Breakfast (before raven joined the show, so Ian and Paul with Rebecca)
Frybo
Tiger Millionaire
So Many Birthdays
Coach Steven
Joking Victim
An Indirect Kiss
Mirror Gem
>Season 1B
Keep Beach City Weird
Island Adventure
Warp Tour
Horror Club
Rose's Scabbard (with Rebecca)
The Return
>Season 2
Reformed
Keeping it Together
Keystone Motel (with Rebecca)
Nightmare Hospital
Sadie's Song
Message Received
>Season 3
Gem Drill
Steven Floats (boarded solo by Paul)
The New Lars
Monster Reunion
Crack the Whip
Earthlings
>Season 4
The Kindergarten Kid
Future Boy Zoltron
a further 5 episodes yet to air (with the final few probably not finished animating yet)
>>86359399
Let her in...warm her up...give her love...followed by the dick
>>86356871
No, because Jasper is gone, and there's no one in the show who would voluntarily imagine Jasper as a mother figure, so it can't be through someone's mind either.
>>86359044
she sure as hell didn't treat her like rose
>>86359516
Steven has a really big imagination
>>86359510
All she wants is dick. Just thinking about it makes her warm.
>>86359502
That rhyme tho
>>86359516
What about the rubies? I mean, they have childrens voices and mentalities, and Doc was willing to sit on Jasper's lap. For all we know, Eyeball's love for her is more like looking up to her and less like she makes out with a jasper body pillow every night
>>86359502
no, it was from another story, one with pearl and stevenbut the idea of WORLD FIRST LAPIVENSMUTH doesnt sound bad
>>86359505
Swap 1A and 1B and you have perfect decending order of greatness.
Holy shit they are slipping
>>86358793
>>86358858
https://www.change.org/p/rebecca-sugar-cast-laura-prepon-as-the-voice-of-steven-universe-s-mystery-girl?recruiter=598542230&utm_source=share_for_starters&utm_medium=copyLink
>>86359613
Oh wait shit Gem Drill was like one of their best, i redact that
>>86359659
>that everything
You mmmmotherfuck :^)
>>86359659
Support the cause, fuckers.
>>86359516
Steven would wake up at the end and realize momswap was all a dream
I like your avatar update, blando.
anyone got the picture of jasper's keyboard
not that it matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8Og6GbjUg
>>86359938
he really phoned this one the fuck in and i love it.
>>86359938
>that smug bubbled steven
For real just lost a dildo up my colon can't reach it with tongs do I go to the er?
>>86359451
I might still do the pages, looking up some stuff I noticed that the dance in the suits are a different scene to the final kiss/transformation so contextually it wouldn't make sense but I think it'd still be interesting to do corrupt Lapis.
>>86359938
we are getting away from the light...
>>86360031
>not using toys with flared base
Tsk
Idk what to do
>>86360056
What design do you think you'll pick for Lapis? It'd be cool to go along with the same dog design like Jasper, since that's how she got corrupted, herself.
>>86359938
Sped up that much you can really hear Stevonnie's vibrato. It's beautiful.
>>86360056
even a partially corrupt lapis design alone would be nutso cool, haven't seen that yet. I liked your 3 page comic idea a lot
It's time
>>86360235
TO STOP
Someone fucking feed me I can't hold the spoon on my own.
>>86360296
Here comes the airplane
neeeeee
>>86360357
never forget
Are we dead yet?
>>86360146
not them but that's a good question. jasper specifically caught corruption from a quartz and inherited that corrupted quartz pallet. and if Jasper were to get lapis corrupted? that colorbpallet works fine (teal...a lot like malachite actually), but a hulking Quartz beast does not suit her. maybe some sort of slimmed down version at least- if the artist intends for her to go fully corrupt anyway
i think it would be dramatic if the last page is where she just starts to show signs
>>86360398
Yes
>>86360403
>>86360403
>>86360403
can't believe you fuckers made me do this.
NEW THREAD
>>86360379
Rest in peace
9/11
>>86357243
Armstrong and Priyanka being caught in the act by Connie?
>>86357030
steven looks significantly more jewish here