/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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SEXY

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Post early designs

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>>86353244
You here, blando? I love your work.
fist me daddy

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/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!

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You broke my OP discount-supervillian chain. Nice job.

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I need indexer

Or anyone who has this in full res, I can't find it through google

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>>86353287
Here we go.

>>86353306
>sweet revenge
Is that the same artist who drew the massage pic?

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END GAME

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>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend some day

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>>86353306
bismuth's fucking face

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>>86353244
You better delete that webm right now asshole.

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CUTEST

Do you think S. will return?
Do you want her to return?

>>86353335
I'll try to find it
It's on deviantArt

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I LOV U JASPER

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>>86353306
>that tit flip

Groovy shit.

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I want to marry Lapis

>>86353306

Hey.. I prefer to and was gonna post that myself, but yeah, I'm here. Thanks!

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Lappy makes me happy

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Request from the last thread. It didn't come out great, but I haven't had that much fun drawing in a long time.

>>86353345
hell yeah dude
http://blandoangelus.tumblr.com/

>>86353371
I just a reference. Maybe we see Pearl texting in the background of one of the episodes, or like a little photo of her and S at the beach. Just a callback or something, the crewniverse loves that shit.

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>>86353362
I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL so a cosplay pearl gf would be the best resort

>>86353306
>dat frame of lapis' boobs pointing towards the sky

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A real hero
A real human being

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>>86353393

>>86353335
http://minishcapslock.deviantart.com/art/Chained-551701333?q=Chained%20by%3AMinishCapsLock&qo=0

>>86353371
>Do you think S. will return?
For sure.
>Do you want her to return?
Don't care honestly.

>>86353371
Well yeah. She's one of the main characters' love interest for godsake.

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>>86353313
I want Pink Diamond to be a good mom

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>>86353325
np famalam

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>>86353244

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>>86353371
I want her to return.

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>>86353450

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>>86353404
Thanks, man.
I snorted loudly

>>86353360
Jesus fucking Christ

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None of you actually find this gem cute, right?

>>86353404
Could you draw Pearl in the mafia with a gun?

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>>86353482
Absolutely not, how could anyone?

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>>86353482
she is

>>86353482
No, just like I don't find my coat rack cute.

>>86353447
I can't read moon ruins, can anybody translate?

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>>86353404
Is that an ahegao?

Or is she choking on a peanut?

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>>86353391
cool. just saying hi.

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>>86353430
Awesome, thank you. I see the artist got other good shit too

>>86353482
She's cute sure, but I can't stand her personality.

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Post yfw S's name is Silica

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>>86353360
I would rather not reply to posts with displeasing images to look at like that one.
But, "Future Vision"

>>86353506
>Two right hands
Fucking Zuke, man...

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>>86353313
i am here!

>>86353541
What's wrong with it? She's loosened up so much since Mr. Greg

>>86353506
What happened to her hands, did her gem fuck up her manifestation of her physical form?

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>>86353482
Not cute, cool.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11247466
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>>86353579
She forgot how hands work.

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>>86353544
Like the stuff gems are made of?
very funny, Simple Carbohydrate.

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>>86353527
>Is that an ahegao?

Yes.

>>86353447
same thing happened to my pet baby hamster when I was a kid
RIP

>>86353391

Forgot to add this was someone's request from a few threads ago. They wanted fingering originally, too bad.

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>>86353565
This. Pearl is great.

>>86353452
>pixelated
Someone make a better version please this is gold

>>86353588
Sorry, I know this is going to derail, but I couldn't help but look at the site-sponsored poll.

>People seriously think Snowden should be pardoned

>>86353565
Not him, but she's an annoying perfectionist, her superiority complex is the size of a moon.
Last one out of beach city made me enjoy her, but she's probably gonna go back to her cunt ways.

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>>86353414
>I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL
>implying

>>86353554
Ben did that bit
But you knew that

>>86353698
horse face and wrong color wig

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>>86353636
>Didn't even notice till now
Well fuck me, I guess I'll go commit ritual sudoku now.

>>86353684
She's that way to cover her insecurity issues though. She has calmed down a lot.

>>86353654
>>>/pol/

>>86353684
Her superiority complex is a sham, do you even watch the show?

>>86353727
It's still Puke's fault, but you knew that.

>>86353752
I thought /pol/ loved Snowden?

>>86353698
Why you gotta be mean.

>>86353747
>filename
Kek
Fix your issue forget the puzzle game

>>86353747
Fix this one, I love it

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>>86353244
Pearl's feathery cloaka

>tfw no jasper ahegao

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>>86353362
tfw you did

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>>86353554

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>>86353842
There's tons

>>86353771
Absolutely not, it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans, I remember quite vividly after jailbreak, when Pearl fixes Greg's van, as he hugs her, she's just disgusted by him.
>>86353751
She has toned it down quite a lot, but she still has a very long way to go, maybe S will shake some sense into her.

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>>86353870
no.

>>86353870
s t o p

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>if gem destabilizers were made of metal
>and peridot carries around a handful with her powers
OPeridot

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Does anyone have any decent Peridot or Pearl wallpapers?
I'd ask for Bismuth but there won't be any.

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What if Pearl's penis gets in the way?

>>86353874
>after jailbreak
that was House Guest, which was LONG before jailbreak

>>86353306
>Bismuth and Lapis being rough

fffffffuck

>>86353874
She's mostly just distanced from humans.
She's the most vile towards Greg for obvious reasons. It shows in Mr.Greg that she still resents him which is something that was slved in that episode, followed by her dancing happily with him.

>>86353482
I don't think she's visually cute, but she's a cute being due to her personality.

>>86353918
SWEATY

>>86353786

the last time i saw /pol/ they called snowden the original SJW

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>WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW, ROSE?

>>86353918
It won't because she doesn't have one nor will she ever.

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>>86353910
My current wallpaper.

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Malachite is cute.

>>86353939
>small blue slut gives rampaging gorilla the business at exactly 8:59 PM

>>86353978
That will just make her notice Jasper less.

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>>86353963
PEARL

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>>86353906
Now that i think about it.
Gem destabilizers kinda fall under the "redundant under certain circumstances" kinda category the Breaking Point did.
A gem can easily be poofed without one so the redundancy that Bismuth shows off doesn't fall far from the tree.

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>>86353999
I've always liked pearl in armor.

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>>86354000
10/10 would sacrifice myself to

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Is someone else gonna try making a Drawpile again?

>>86353874
>it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans
No she doesn't. The whole point of Last One is the start of Pearl's arc to show she's ready to socialize with humans.
Her reaction to Greg is because she despised him. That was fixed in Mr. Greg.

>>86353698
Not enough white makeup

>>86353986
FEMININE

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>>86354000
Hell yeah.

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jasper literally did nothing bad

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> E N D G A M E

endgame

>>86353965
Why? I mean, personally, I hate him not because of the leaks, but because he decided to go to Russia and China, aka the biggest offenders of violation of privacy in the world, for asylum.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>86353958
>I don't think she's visually cute
what

>>86353851
Which stand were they fighting this episode?

>>86353920
Same difference really.
>>86353946
>Humans just live short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.
I mean she is distanced, but it's not just Greg, it's humans all around, even in the song Do it for her, she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.

I think I have a good while until my hand completely gives out, anybody want a request?

>>86353874
>she does not like humans
Except she admires humans. That being one of the reasons she protects the Earth.
>we were amazed to find your beauty and your worth

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>>86354066

>>86354014
>A gem can easily be poofed without one
It still helps. Breaking Point was really short range.

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>>86354049

>>86354081
Pearl failing to pick up chicks.

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We didn't get to see the early process of Lapis and Peridot becoming friends for a good reason.

>>86354081
Bismuth hitting on uppercrusts

>>86354049
nutshack

>>86354073
Her expressions are pretty cute there. I just have a hard time seeing tall slender characters with long noses as cute in general.

>>86354129
IT'S

>>86354058
My perfect, beautiful adopted baby girl, too precious and pure to exist in this unworthy world.

>>86354119
because no one cares

>>86354084
That is about life on earth, not just humans, the gems value individualism, not a single species with the same structure.

>>86354080
It's obvious she's not that close to humans and that she even looks down on them but there is still a sense of common ground that she can find with them. When was that volleybal episode again? She got along perfectly fine with Kiki.
Besides it's a process that is taking her a long time, before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans by keeping a fence around their residence. Steven being born is what brought the difference.

>>86354138
THE

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>>86353986

>tells pearl she can't have a penis
>she proceeds to make the biggest fattest penis possible

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>>86354081
Peridot sitting on Jasper's butt

>>86354171
NUTSHACK

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>>86353910

>>86354195
AND STEVEN

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>>86354081
a very sad pearl

>>86354081
Sapphire hiding in a pillow fort that's been frozen over and Ruby starts telling her she needs to reform Garnet.
Afterwards she puts up a sign that reads "No Fusions Allowed"

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>>86354133
shit taste

>>86354155
>And we will protect your kind
She is specifically talking about humans here dumbass.

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>>86353978
I told you im STEVEN!

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>>86354209

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>>86354133
>not wanting her nose to inject you with aphrodisiac while she wraps her long slender limbs around you, preventing you from escape

>>86354245
>Steven likes Pearl better than Rose did

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>>86354133
Pearl is cute. CUTE!

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>>86354058
she too good for this world

she pure

she big

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>>86354119
Because we don't deserve it

>>86354277
>implying anything would make me want to fuck Pearl

>>86354280
Rose rebelled against Homeworld for Pearl's sake. if that ain't love then I don't know what is.

>>86354167
>before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans
Not quite, Amethyst was always fond of humans and Garnet doesn't mind them, besides, it's not even about how she acts about humans, she's even snobby with the other gems, instead of treating them as team mates she often finds she's better and more educated, often resulting in her getting embarassed because of it.

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>>86354223
You can't properly cuddle a stick anon

>>86354080
>she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.

She agrees Connie is just a human because Connie, as a human, is not built for fighting (like Pearls) and her existence is short and fragile compared to a Gem.

Pearl's lyrics are about her just as they are about Connie

>deep down you know you weren't built for fighting but you know that you can draw your sword and fight

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>>86354014
they're most likely always an instant kill, and fully poof fusions (whereas normally a defeated fusion leaves two or more fully-formed, if weakened, gems)
plus, you're not always going to be able to instantly poof an opponent on your own (most of these cases were with really strong gems vs weaker gems, like garnet two-hand-squeezing peridot or bizmuth keeping the pimp hand strong), so in those cases it's handy to have a tool that reliably fucks up gems

so they are practical, just not against really good fighters who can see into the future, or people who are fucking immune to them.
maybe we'll see some better use of them the next time homeworld shows up, if ever.

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>>86354323
>nobody will ever love you as much as Lapis loves Steven

damn

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>>86354249
Huh, i have a image where that's compiled in with other art pieces but it's not nearly as big as that i believe.

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>>86354126
>hitting on

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>>86354381
Just love yourself if no one else will. It worked for me.

>>86354227
Yes you retard, to Steven, she's literally explainning that she'll protect HIM and his kind.

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I'm gonna do it I'm going to let my depression wash back over me. See if it will pass. I've been holding it off but I don't think it will pass until I let it happen

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>>86354245
>Rose! Why do you look like that! Why are you so...smol

>>86353527
What if that's her fetish?

Why are the bottoms of pearls feet pink?

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So, any edit requests tonight?

Before we're shipped off to /trash/ and they all start being porn edit requests again.

>>86354354
Yeah that's why they wanted to throw Greg over the fence right.
As said before, she acts that way because she constantly wants to prove herself. Even LOooBC happened because she wanted to prove to Amethyst that she still had that spark in her. Amethyst has said before that Pearl used to be fun, if Amethyst and Pearl used to get along that's because Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.

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>>86354461
Try making this into Lapis, if you can.

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>>86354377
Oh yeah.
I guess that is more practical than the ridiculous start up time of the Breaking Point.
And unlike the breaking point you only need to get one good hit in to poof the gem, where as you may poof or pierce a gem with the breaking point but not shatter them.

But they both suffer from being normal weapons and are thus require solely on how accurate you are.

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>>86354441
let the waves take you
you'll come back to shore

>>86354441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3D7xplBYNY

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>>86354461
Pic related as Pearl please.

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>>86354461
Connie maybe?

>>86354422
I want Bismuth to watch Steven fuck Lapis like the filthy uppercrust she is.

>>86354490
Will she also be saying Kill La Kill yourself?

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>mfw after hiatus the first episode is a shitty townie episode.

>>86354545
Yes. Keep her in the outfit, too.

sooo just out of curiosity, are we on hiatus now?

>Joe and Jeff never did a townie episode

>>86354568
fuck it, just get in ms paint and paint bucket that shit blue.
done.

>>86354479
>Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.
Of course, and your post makes perfect sense, but as she is right now she's just annoying to me, if she acted more like when Rose was still alive (aka like LOooBC) I would like her way more.

>>86354593
the madmen

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>>86354461
Pearl.

>>86354593
Sugar saves the Dream Team (though it's Colin and Jeff now) for the episodes that need them

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>>86354490
>>86354530
These two seem easy to do as revectors, so that shouldn't be a problem.

>>86354568
Oh, really? Why though? Doesn't really seem fitting.

>>86354529
Don't know if I could do this one. Copying the eye right might be weird. And the shirt might cause issues.

>>86354632
Pretty sure that already exists from another drawfag.

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>>86354461
This probably won't work but this with Lapis or Sapphire?

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>>86354342
>implying she cares
>implying your dick will care once the aphrodisiac takes effect
>implying you won't eventually become a mindbroken cum faucet

>>86354351
Hum what about Humans

I really look forward to REAL rose flashbacks, coming from Pearl of course

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>>86354461
Ruby

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>>86354556
>mfw when they come back in january
>the first episode is a clip show episode
>the next episode is the season finale
>another hiatus until the summer

>>86354461
Elipsis you are my friend

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>>86354539
>last night's thread single-handedly turned "I want Bismuth to watch Lapis and Steven do lewd stuff to each other" into an actual thing

I'm really gonna miss this general

and that thread

>>86354661
>Why though?

Just feels more fitting since she'll be saying "kill la kill" yourself, but hey.

Her regular dress is fine too, if that's the problem.

>>86354712
press ... to pay respect

>>86354461
Garnet using her electric powers.

>steven really did belive garbanzo died
What the fuck why is he getting cuter and more immature?

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>>86354725
I was there.

I provided to that story.

>>86354249
>>86354391
>Pearl's long paddle feet
Stop. I do not want to masturbate right now.
>>86354277
>>86354342
I would, but I'd rather be topping her. She's probably really fun to tease.

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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

>>86354712
AA ANO HI NO YUUMEEE

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>>86354556
>>86354701
Since when has /sug/ been so pessimistic in the face of total optimism?

CN can't afford to let up on the SU hype now.
At worst we'll probably be back around October or November, but sugar's quote of something planned in "The Fall" puts us back either there or close by.
I doubt CN wants to loose their chance to profit off this show as well.

>>86354701
bubbled was the last 'season finale'. from now on they're just going to put the big plot episodes wherever the fuck they please because of CN's random-ass scheduling

>>86354760
It's the Llamar effect.

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>>86354781
So did I
Good shit, my nig

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>>86353244
Homewolders get out.

>>86354787
I've always thought someone editing fuzzy handcuff or condoms in Jasper's hands in this screenshot, but this is somehow lewder.

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click for cummies

>>86354800
It's a coping mechanism. We're scared things are going to be bad, so by imagining the worst case scenario we can only ever be pleasantly surprised or have expectations fulfilled. If you're setting your bar high, you're setting yourself up for failure.

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Anyone else think that Onion is going to grow up to be a mass murderer after this weeks episode?

Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...

>>86354810
When will they snuggle in the show?

>>86354862
Psychopathic onion has been debunked in Onion Gang.

Onion character assassination

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>>86354837
why did i even click it when that was how it was advertised.

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>>86354837
You should edit his pupils to be centered.
The joke will work better if you do.

>>86354810
It was some hot stuff, yeah.
Best shortstory smut I've ever written.

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I want to hold Jasper

better get lifting

>>86354862
Really? This was the most heart to heart Onion episode we ever had, he even saved the bug. Also Yellow tail is onion's father, Sour cream is Marty's son.

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>>86354461
This as Pearl looking at pics of Rose/S

>>86354862
>Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...
??

Okay here is how it happened:
Vidalia was a young woman.
Vidalia had sex with Marty in the back of Greg's van.
Vidalia gave birth to Sour Cream, who is Marty's son.
Vidalia married Yellowtail, a fisher.
Vidalia had sex with Yellowtail.
Vidalia gave birth to Onion, who is Yellowtail's son.
Sour Cream and Onion are step-brothers.

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>>86354918
Aren't there any other dog repenters you can hold?

>>86354866
They will. Lapis is just saving herself for that perfect moment alone with Steven while Peridot is off doing a mission with the other CGs.

>>86354074
Centerfold

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>>86354918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69m9QvTogMg
>ywn be bear mode enough to carry jasper like the adorable baby she is

>>86353244
>AU coming of age story
>Steven in Drakaverse, gets enslaved after fucking Lars sells out their vault in exchange for a comfortable position as a high class ho
>Steven gets thrown in a plantation with the Loud family
>resistant to the weird pheremone shit 'cause of gem heritage so the sisters aren't able to dazzle him
>unfortunately for Steven, they notice. They all want him now, even Lincoln.
>shit goes down, runs away. Representing Steven getting frightened by his newfound urges. Unfortunately, that means he's now a feral.
>Headhunter Onion is after him, taking his favorite serf: Ronaldo, as a "companion."
>It's like the most dangerous game, just with a fat kid running away from genetically engineered dominatrixs from Melnibone and Onion taking his revenge
>fic ends with Steven actually growing a pair and boning (or getting boned by) SOMEONE. Finds a UFO, gets the hell off earth. Never comes back. End scene drinking Romulan ale with Kal El. Meaning that he finally matured in a decent adult.
The End.

Is Steven Universe the most successful rock opera?

>>86354530
Any specific Connie outfit for this? Since I'm just revectoring the whole thing, I could do any of her outfits/hair styles.

>>86354733
I mean, I'm sure there's some water based pun for "Kill Yourself" that would fit Lapis.

>>86354662
Yeah, that seems better for a full drawfag

>>86354695
I'll try that one. Not sure if it'd work though.

>>86354942
Will try. Got three others lined up now though, so might not finish it tonight.

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>>86354956
These two are cute together

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>>86353313
yoo

>>86355021
Didn't really have anything in mind, but I am quite partial to her BCD outfit.

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>>86354113

Here you go! Next request?

>>86355021
>water based pun

"Drown yourself"
It's cute and simple enough for me to enjoy.

>>86354760
He's so used to seeing gems die at the drop of a hat that it's messing with his psyche.

>>86353846
how did you fuck it up anon?

>>86355021
It's no pun, but maybe "drown yourself"?

>>86353371
I both think and dearly hope she won't return. At most, there might be a reference, a mention on why Pearl dropped the contact after one disastrous phone call or such, but I really think she's a one-off character, the nameless dream girl in the 90's teen movie parody and that's it

>>86355017
Ha. No. That's Star Wars.

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>>86355029
yeah

>>86355068
Darn it, great minds think alike,

>>86355067
THE MURDERCOCK
N E V E R S T O P S

Pearl just needs to fucking end it already.

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>>86354081
This, except it's Steven and Onion.

>>86355068
Shit I got.....

Ninja'd? Do people say that anymore?

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>>86355067
IT NEVER ENDS!

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>>86355113

>>86355133
Haven't heard it in a while, but it checks out.

>>86355133
yes, but you shouldn't try to fit in. that's lame

>>86355067
That fucking greg face is too much.
I want to see amethyst fusion dancing with steven with that look on her face.

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Do you own pictures that frighten you

>>86355150
Oh good.

>>86355113
So my first post DID work. Damn, I samefagged without even trying.

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>>86354985
Ships:
>Onion and God
>Onion and Shrek
>Onion and himself
>Onion and Obama, Trump, and Hillary all at the same time
>Onion and Coldsteel the hedgeheg
>Onion and Stormbringer
>Onion and Mournblade
>Onion, Lars, and Ronaldo in a love triangle
Onion publishes this and becomes the next Stephen King.

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>>86355061
You mean this one? Sure, that should be doable.

>>86355068
>>86355084
Sure, will do.

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>>86355186

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Jasper is for naps

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>>86355186
>>86355255

>>86355251
Yeah that's the one. Just think it's cute is all

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>>86353840

please please post uncensored

>>86355266
YES. I ENJOY THIS.

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>>86354787

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>>86355266
Jasper is for a lot of things.

>>86355295
Guys. Stop.

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>>86355266
let's nap it up a notch

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>>86355326
>Jasper is for a lot of things.

Like clinging to.

>>86355270
>>86355255
KEK

>>86355349
>lapis angrily grinding against jasper's hard back muscles

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>>86355364
can you blame her?

>>86354956
this is stupidly cute and somehow much better than the usual tumblr slash comics where they both look away and blush at the end
In fact this would be even cuter without the blushing too because it would show that affection is a normalized thing

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>>86355104

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Post rocks

>>86355344
Just add bismuth and at least one member of the Ruby Squad and you've got yourself a top tier endgame nap right there.
Maybe centipeetle if you're feeling saucy.

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>>86355344
Sure.

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>>86355326

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>>86355349
and drinking wine with

The PearlxSteven image isn't finished yet right?

>>86355344
This needs lining or color
>>86355406
ENDGAME NAPPY TIME
N
D
G
A
M
E

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>>86355364
>Lapis gets horny and starts humping her back like a dog humps your leg
>she goes so fast it creates a fire from the friction
>they burn
>they poof

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>>86355404
Sure.

>>86355238
>climax is Onion killing Greg
>turns out Onion Steven never completed the Onion trade, thus making Onion going back in time and changing world history so the Draka conquer everything just to get back at Steven
>Steven gets pissed and actually sticks up for himself for once. Throwing Onion off a cliff with his buttboys, Ronaldo and Lars
>Steven's now a badass. Masculinity personified. Grows a badass mustache Goes on to grow up into a interstellar Theodore Roosevelt with Supes as VP.
>credits roll

>>86355443
Did the artist check back

>>86355443
Which one?

>>86353918
You gently brush it to the side.

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>>86355266
Yes

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ARE YOU GOING TO LET US DESTROY ALL WRESTLING?!

>>86355521
Sure

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>>86355398
That's a little suggestive, anon. I just like them as friends.

>>86353918
firmly grasp it

>>86355521
pearl was really letting her inner sardonyx out there. Her and garnet play well off of eachother.

>>86355521
just the real wrestling

>>86355521
Probably. It's not really my bag.

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Post your favorite underrated jokes

>>86354322
too fat for Earth

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>>86355543
Jasper doesn't feel the need for pants around friends

Too formal

>>86355543
The way that monster appears off in the distance reminds me of the Dah'ren Mohran's second phase.

>>86355452
nice poise in DaS3 buddy

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>>86355520

>>86355588
OWNED SO HARD JASPERDEMPTION IS CANCELLED

>>86355573
Pearl is a such a huge fucking dork

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>>86355595
Really? That's strange. It reminded me of FLCL

>>86355526
From the waist down, It's pretty decent.
But holy shit that Sardonyx Face.

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>>86355592
>Lapis doesn't wear pants
>Jasper doesn't wear anything

wew

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>>86355607
here

>>86355521
Pearl is my favorite actress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyNygxs7JAw

>>86355640
This meme will never get get funny.

>>86355601
>Implying I play that garbage
Pure, unadulterated, heresy.

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>>86355588
no you're fat

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>>86354504
That line fits very well. Thank you.
>>86354525
Beautiful song. Thanks for taking the time to send it.

>>86355659
>get get

>>86355520
>>86355607
I want this; It's such a cute moment.
Honestly I just want her to come back. Her and bismuth. And the rubies. And centipeetle. And the Heaven and Earth Beetles. And Soup

Fucking crewniverse taking away everything I love.

>>86355640
I was being serious. I love hunting Dah'ren Mohrans on G rank by myself.

Gives me a nice challenge.

>>86355592
>peridot wears pajama bottoms around all day anyway

>>86355472
A few hours ago he said he was working on it.

>>86355702
I was just shitposting. I don't play Monster Hunter.

>>86355688
>Soup
>not Squash

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>>86355457
Oh, and while we're at it. Onion cucks Amethyst and bones Pearl. He let's Ronaldo and Lars have Lapis.

Peridot on the other hand takes over Homeworld. Only to rule for a few hours as a military coup kicks her out of office. Makes another go and declares herself Emperor after dissolving the parliament with her minions one week later. Only to be deposed again by a pretender, Jasper, who then exiles her. Spends the rest of her days as a burned out bar owner desperately trying to compete with Quark. Supes, Sapphire, Ruby, and Steven are her only customers.

>>86355755
Yeah, I can tell.

>>86355757
That's right. Soup>Onion>the rest

>>86355658
OOOOH JASPER YOU BRUTE

>>86355075
I told them about a thing I have where I get boils a lot and they left me for someone else a few days later. It was an online relationship and I lived a few states away. They left me for someone on the other side of the world so I don't think distance was part of the problem. I'm sure there was other things too but I think that was the one that really did it. She was just getting into cosplay. Not sure if she still is now though.

>>86355573
>"I didn't know you like apple juice!"*
>"There's a lot of things you don't know about me."
>Clearly hasn't had apple juice since the invention of cans.


*It was kind of weird that he assumed she didn't want strawberry sugar shock though.

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>>86355266