What were they trying to do with this shit?

>>86332234
H A W K E D
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>>86332234
Make the two most boring characters seem interesting with a shitty love triangle

>>86332234
They had to use Hawkgirl, and none of them liked any of the Hawkmen so he got thrown under several buses.

I actually liked how this JLU episode handled the convoluted story of Hawkman and Hwakgil, are they aliens or ancient Egyptians? Why not both?

>>86334473
I thought it was always both

>>86332234
Proving that hawkman is shit and hawkgirl is good. Also proving that Stewart and Hall and the best pairing.

>>86334496
Someone post the screenshot

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The only winged hero worth a damn

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>>86335055
Wish I still had the old screencaps that included the reactions to the madness.

>>86335074
Did you get that thing I sent?

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>>86334377
>>86335028
>>86335074

>This is what toonfags believe

>>86334377
HUH?

>>86336174
>toonfags
This is a buzzword I never heard of.
Anyone want to elaborate how it came into existence?

>>86335074
I fly for the glory of Ra.
The Sun is my strength, the sky is my home.

>>86332234
That entire storyline was confusing as hell to me. I couldn't tell how much was made up and how much was the actual story.

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>>86332234
Karmic Kuckoldry
The stars literally aligned so that Carter could cuck Jon as revenge for cucking him in a past life.

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>>86335074
Birdman, get in here!

>>86336244
Well it has been a 4chan tradition to add fag to the end of any group name.
And toon usually means cartoon

So toonfag would be a person who is mostly about cartoons.

Ya dumbass

>>86332234
Looks like the cucker has become the cuckee

>>86337574
WE

>>86332234

Trying to add the Hawkman magic lore nonsense into JLU was maybe the worst decision the show ever made. There was no room for it and just making them aliens worked fine in the context of this universe, all it did was add a pointless love triangle that no one wanted to see.

Didn't Johns write those episodes?

>>86335130
I dropped in the middle and had to read the rest an hour latter. I will never read an Hawkman book dealing with his past story.

>>86338244
>cuckee
cuckold, it's literally the word cuck is derived from, it is literally what cuck means in its noun iteration.

>>86334377
John Stewart & Hawkgirl? Totally agree with you.

>>86332234
Hawkman is cool. Hawkgirl is a mistake.

>>86338334
Well lucky for you Flashpoint happened and rebooted his all.
And then his n52 stuff didn't really keep consistent with itself cause most of it was meh and more meh and JLA.

>>86338257

FUCKED

I think we can all agree the DCAU's portrayal of Hawkman was absolutely awful and a disgrace to the character.

>>86339455
Which one Hro Talak or Carter Hall?

>>86339517

Which one do you think, numbnuts?

>>86334473
They cribbed from Johns

>>86339524
Both?

This hawkman was a really pathetic beta, he wasn't cucking anyone.

>>86339549
Yes.

>>86339455

If you think DCAU handled the hawk shiy poorly, you should see how badly they botched it in Arrow.

Horrible Egypt sets and costumes, hammy melodrama (that makes the main bad romance look good), bad hawk CGI, and a butchered telling of the story that's no less confusing.

I have never hated any live action cape show or movie more, and I'm including garbage like Spawn and Ghost Rider.

>>86340736

Except nobody gives a flying fuck about Arrow or Legends of Tomorrow. JLU was widely lauded and is most peoples' only exposure to the hawks.

Hawkman got buttfucked royally in characterization in order to prop up Hawkgirl and Dwayne McD- I mean John Stewart.

>>86340736
>>86340909

Guys, guys...

They paired Hawkgirl and Green Lantern (John Stewart) for obvious reasons.

Superman already had Lois because of his previous cartoon.
Batman was paired with Wonder Woman (because Batman had no-one in his previous cartoons).
The Flash was an eternal bachelor which fit is comedic role, and was later paired with Fire.
Martian Manhunter was a grieving widow and even later he was paired with an OC.

They could introduce a Hawkman, but that would have been redundant. The same if they had introduced Katma Tui as Green Lantern's love interest, because Katma would be redundant as another GL. So they decided to pair them with each other.

>>86339517
Both

>>86338521
HAWKS

>>86335130

poor Kendra
killed just to be reincarnated as her aunt.

>>86341566

were Batman and Wonder Woman really "paired"? They just kinda flirted.

there was actual ROMANCE between GL&HG, even putting Vixen in the show to make it "dramatic"

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>>86341566
>Thinking logically

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>>86335130
>the old screencaps that included the reactions to the madness.

Here you go.

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>>86335130
>>86341680

Part 2

>>86332234
Straight male and straight female fuck. Not rocket science, kiddo

Is it me or does someone in DC have a real boner for keeping Hawkman and Hawkgirl apart?

>>86341669

>were Batman and Wonder Woman really "paired"? They just kinda flirted.

Yes, they were. Sure, they were not fucking or even kissing most of the times, but they had a romance of sorts.

>>86341726

Somewhere, somehow that's become their "thing". I think Geoff Johns came up with it. If they're together one or both dies, so they have to cuck each other to remain alive. It's supposed to be romantic and tragic.

>>86341669
There was en episod where Wonder Woman, Batman and Green Lantern go to Batman Beyond future and find out, that GL and HG had a son. And GL was all like "I won't be pupper of destiny!"

>>86341687
I think I understood most of that.

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>>86341805

>"I won't be pupper of destiny!"

?

>>86342021
Puppet, but "pupper of destiny" is actually better.

>>86337513
I fly for Re too anon

>>86341566
don't b bringing that logic bullshit into our conversation

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>>86339455
>>86339517
Hro did somehow manage to break a Green Lantern ring with an axe....somehow. That's a bit of wankery on the writer's part.

And then they showed their contempt for Carter by making him the biggest weirdo stalker cosplay loser of the hero world. They would not even let him in the JLU, they let Creeper and Bwanna Beast in the JLU.