ITT: Worst superheroes

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>>86324522
>saves world from evil monsters
>destroys city while doing it
>doesn't give a single crap while other superheroes feel all bad

More like the most based superhero

>godzilla.png
which version is that?

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>>86324750
2002/2003

>>86324522
I will punch your fucking heart

Take that back bastard

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>>86324522

>>86324892
The best image to come from ancap threads.

>86324718
>doesn't give a single crap while other superheroes feel all bad

OP and I actually agree but that's just because he's a lizard, humanity chooses to suck and in fiction, cities are worth saving.

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>>86324522
You're just mad that your country doesn't have a heroic monster whose only purpose is to destroy and fight and not trying to fuck girls smaller than his dick.

>>86324948
>>86324718
ugh
>>86324892
I really like this picture
>>86324915
Are those contacts? Holy shit

>>86324948
>just because he's a lizard
When will this meme end

>>86324969
If there were an American Godzilla, its penis would be inevitably bigger than Nipzilla's. Muh dicku

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>>86325010
>If there were an American Godzilla
>if

>>86324990
I'm sorry anon for misgendering what is clearly a big bird hipped scaly dog.

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>>86325010
There are TWO american Godzillas.

>>86325060
>misgendering
That's not the issue at all, he's a dude and has always been...

>>86325059
There is one Godzilla that was born in Japan, but technically, because of American nukes. This is the only logical issue you could have with that post so let's go with that.

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>>86324522
>implying

He is actually a hero. He's doing his best from stopping the cancer that is humans.

In actuality, all "heroes" or only helping the greater evil

>>86325099
You are really taking this whole thing too figurative

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>>86325070
Technically, three.

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>>86324522
>godzilla
>hero

He is literally neither hero nor villain

>>86324913
actually the best image to come from South American Reddit

>>86325228
Four?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2CtgkwJQA

>>86325228
It doesn't end there...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs

>>86325289
Barkleygoji is not in America, unless you assume he joins the Lakers.

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>>86325287

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>>86324522
>Worst superheroes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEKZITnmkoU#t=9m48s

Prove me wrong OP

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>>86324522
With the power and technology available to those guys earth should be an utopia.

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>>86324522
I mean, if you think about it, couldn't he use reverse time to save so many people

I mean we forgive him because he's christopher reeve and GOAT, but still

>>86325585
>anon doesn't have time-manipulation powers
>he thinks he can question those who do

If you could even comprehend the timey-wimey bullshit that Supes has to put up with, then maybe you'd understand why he uses it so rarely.

>>86325270
Five of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqbbRj3ekCo

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>>86325585
christopher reeve reverse time with stem cell research

>>86325880
not his fault, snickers is one hell of drug .You'll do horrible shit for a choco-nutty-caramal covered-nougatty snack

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They did nothing wrong.

>>86324522
>Godzilla
>hero

He's an antihero

>>86324835
Why the hell would you post a picture like that if you want her to look bad.

>>86325075
Schierke?

>>86327915
They really didn't. They were just big animals. And with how boring and stupid the humans were in that movie, I was really rooting for the MUTOs. Then Godzilla was finally allowed to be on screen and murdered them.

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>>86327915
They're fucking retards
>screams "FUCK ME" calls to each other when there's alpha predators around
>doesn't immediately leave alpha predator's territory and instead tries to do a meetup while looking for dem delicious nukes
>had the entire pacific to make babbies and they do it in the middle of San Francisco
They deserved everything they got

>>86330101
The coach from mean girls was right, if you have sex you'll get pregnate and you'll die

>>86330067

in the most spectacular of fashions.

They sure knew how to build a climax, the entire theater was cumming.

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>>86325175
Hydramind

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>>86325166
>>86325175
>>86325287
>>86325364

>>86330827
>not "SKREE AOORR" with a Japanese/English subtitle

>>86325166
>>86325175
I just fucking figured out what's wrong with this panel

His suit doesn't have the fucking wings anymore so it looks bald and weird

>>86324522
>Implying
The recent American Godzilla was a better Superman movie than Man of Steel

>>86324807
>You can be defeated by an older, wiser, stronger version of yourself

K

>>86324883
That's the point tho

>>86332311
Godzilla also caused less damage to the city than superman.

>>86325070
So is the cartoon Zilla the one that got killed in Final Wars? Pretty bad way for it to go out if so.

>>86325585
He didn't reverse time, he went so fast he traveled back in time

>>86332433
The cartoon isn't canon to any of the actual godzilla series. The Zilla that was killed in final wars was either from the 98 movie or more likely, just as a joke

>>86332471
So he is basically a gay priest?

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>>86332332
Ug, kids on my internet.

>>86332577
I don't know if you're dumb or what

But I'm saying of fucking course PG can beat Supergirl

>>86324835
So take the gun and you both die.... or take the grenade and only you die?

Is she retarded?

>>86332357
Yes. That's why I posted it.

>>86324718

This. Godzilla gives no shits about selfish humans and their pursuits. He just wants to fuck cunts up.

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>>86333345
Is Godzilla just a kaiju sized Chad Thundercock?

>>86333438
No. He's a very large animal with a nasty disposition.

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>>86333715
But he talks and stuff.

>>86324750
Millennium. Same suit as Godzilla: 2000 and Godzilla vs Megaguirus

>>86325059
>implying that Godzilla is an American icon/monster just because one of our studios made his last movie

I mean, even IF that was the case, all it really served to do was balance out the sexual assault that was the 1994 catastrophe.

>>86325120
I've never really seen Godzilla as a hero desu. At least, not now that I've thought about it a bit. I mean, really, he's just a pissed off dinosaur equivalent of an old dude wanting noisy retards to get off his lawn. It's not like he's hunting down some evil in the world on a regular basis, it's just more like
>Finally, I can sit down and do whatever it is big ass dinosaurs do on their day off
>The hell was that? Is another one of those space faggots shitting up Japan again?

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>>86324522
Best superhero

Batman

/thread

>>86334748
You can't thread your own post, you obtuse brain hemorrhage.

>>86334748
/thread

>>86334784
goteem, you gay faggot. get PRANKED

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>>86334686
You can't really call him a hero since just walking around will cause millions of dollars of damage and he's got no care about how many people he kills, not to mention all the innocent nuclear submarines he eats. Sure he's saving the Earth most of the time but that's mostly because it's just his territory

>>86324941

whut