Could Cesar Millan calm down Krypto?

No?

he would fuck the stupid dog
motherfucker is awesome

>>86324591
You shut your whore mouth.

>>86325250
make me

>>86320743
Could he kick him into submission?

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>>86320743
trick question krypto is already a good dog

now what you gotta ask yourself is if cesar could get lockjaw to stop teleporting into random houses and then taking a shit and teleporting away

>>86325680
if that is it problem I wouldn't need to call cesar
this is hilarious

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>>86325722
have you seen how big lockjaw is compared to a normal dog

think of how big his shit must be

and he can go ANYWHERE

he could teleport into fort knox and shit all over all the gold and destroy our economy

he could teleport inside the blood banks and shit there and contaminate everything

he could derail the government by teleporting into the senate building and taking a huge shit when they're in a meeting

no one could stop him

no one

>>86325834
and?
I'm really failing to see your point

this is funny as fuck
a giant fucking dog, appears into an house and dump the biggets turd ever and disapears
if I ever saw something like that I would die a happy man

and thinking in the world as a hole he would dhit more in the sea than anywhere

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dogs have no morals and no logic

nobody would be able to predict where he strikes next, not even cesar

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why did we program the sentinels to hunt mutans

the real threat was right under our nose this whole time

we were fools

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>>86326001
You people are greatly underestimating Cesar Milan's knowledge of dog psychology.

He would clearly use the Satan Claw to rub Lockjaw's face in the massive shit he took in the President's office.

>>86326001
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

>>86325911
>if I ever saw something like that I would die a happy man
You say that, but wait for when it's YOUR house he shits in.

>>86326385
I have 2 dogs
I clean shits everyday

>>86326451
You should train your dogs better.

>>86326476
they shit in the only place in the house they should shit
the only time they shat outside there they got fucked

>>86325680
forget about where he shits what about his shit? Is it special shit? Like if I eat it do get superpowers?

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>>86326451
yeah with these

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>>86326540
lockjaw is so big that you'd have to use one of these!

>>86320743
>>86324591
>>86326350
Cesar Millan is a hack and his techniques cause anxiety in dogs.

>>86326523

Anon asking the important questions here.

You could probably sell it so people could put it in their yards to scare away bears.

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>>86326350
you're a fool

even the thing couldn't housetrain lockjaw

>>86325834
>teleporting into the senate building and taking a huge shit when they're in a meeting

He sounds like a hero.

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>>86326613
even thanos couldnt do it!

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>>86326580

>>86325834
You're actually an idiot

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>>86326580
>Implying this man hasn't saved many a rambunctious household from total dog-mination.

>>86326580
/thread