Hey /co/, what am I now?

Stupid?

No, I'm Texas!

What's the difference?

Y'all best apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape!

You'll have to catch us first!

>>86307861
Spongebob

the best state in america

>>86307861
Rightful Mexican Clay

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>>86307979
You watch that clay talk son.

ITALIAN

>>86307964
This

>>86307979
>sells land for beans

>>86307964
You mean shittiest, how's that unemployment rate that's mostly minimum wage jobs and border hopping immigrant labor?

>>86309025
Califag spotted

>>86309066
Nah, just from another shithole state.

>>86307979
Them's fighting word, chico

>Remembering the Alamo

>>86307861
Burn in hell you boring waste of time, money, and dignity.

>>86310209
Well they forget they only fought their revolution so they could keep their slaves. Since Mexico was then starting to enforce their ban on slavery.

>>86309025
Oh yeah, that's why you obnoxious liberal carpetbaggers who fucked up your home states with high taxation, political correctness, gun control, and crony union corruption are now pouring here and spreading you SJW bullshit because you obviously haven't learned a damn thing about the effects of liberalism. Notice how Chicago, Detroit, New York, LA, and every other crime ridden slum of a ghetto is owned and run by Democrats.

>unemployment
>jobs

That's not how it works, dipshit.

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>>86307861
Great, there is spill over from the other thread now.

>>86310377
>hurr durr slaves

Santa Anna was a tyrant and the desire for secession began almost immediately after independence from Spain. You common core liberals really are stupid and will obviously believe anything your socialist college professors force feed you.

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>>86312397
>over 24,000 heterosexual Texans are living with HIV contracted through heterosexual, non-drug contact in 2016
>four times this number of Texans have HIV
>one in 1125 Texans is a heterosexual with HIV
>one in 281 Texans is living with HIV
>big hats and shouting about liberals apparently not working out so well for Texas
>blame game not working
>shout about Santa Anna
>overlook fact that liberals who finally overthrew and exiled Santa Anna had far more in common with Texans then than with Texans now
>because they didn't have HIV

listen, cowpoke, if you could just stay in your quarantine state and not transmit your disease through primarily it has to be said ignorance of real-world risk that'd be great

>>86310209
>current year
>not remembering the alamo
get outta here ya commie bastard

>>86309125
Florida?

>>86313595
So what you're saying is, Liberals spread AIDS.

Texas CAN secede, maybe not according to the American Constitution, but ayy.

We have the Ghost of Santa Anna, and by that, I mean an army of millions that grows larger every day.

>Liberals constantly bitch and moan about Texas
>Yet, they can't stop moving there.

>>86312397

>Nothing in post has anything to do with liberalism

>Starts arguing against hypothetical liberal guy from a liberal state because is mentally unable to comprehend a conflict he hasn't prepared himself for

Keep projecting, pham.

>>86312397
>fucked up your home states with high taxation
Try higher standard of living. More people want to live here, so it's more expensive. Not a hard concept, partner.
>Notice how Chicago, Detroit, New York, LA, and every other crime ridden slum of a ghetto is owned and run by Democrats.
You mean every relevant city in America is owned by Democrats. It's almost like places with a lot of people are more likely to have crime than bumfuck cow fields.

Now I wonder why red states have the highest rates of poverty, teen pregnancies, people on government assistance programs, and the shittiest education... hmm....

>>86307861
A NIGGER, HE'S A NIGGER

>>86315084
>More people want to live here
Yet, more people emigrate to Texas.

>Dallas
>owned by libs
>Houston, one of the 3 most important oil transit centers in the world
>owned by libs
Nah

How is this thread even allowed? What kind of posting do you expect

>>86315131
yay, good job destroying the environment houston. we're all real grateful you give everything that nice oily sheen.

>>86307979
Don't worry, there are alot of mexicans there now.