We'll Get Better Edition
Last Thread: >>86286322
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Onion Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
- Preview: https://dl.sug.rocks/leaks/CARE1008301600014006_B13R1.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
Anyone got a good SU wallpaper?
what does /sug/ think about branding as a fetish?
i lov u jasper
>>86290693
I read a story where a guy had magic acid (didn't affect him because he held the source blade) and he put it on his hand and branded his girl with his handprint that way. Was intense and made me understand the appeal, but in retrospect it's not compelling to my dick.
>>86290693
>branding
OH YES
ADVERTISE
NO TRADEMARKS YOU'RE SUCH A BAD GIRL
Posting good SU cosplay?
posting good SU cosplay.
>>86290724
>>86290695
>Jasper gets healed
>stays a bad guy, actively trying to defeat the Crystal Gems for revenge
>when shit hits the fan and Homeworld invades, she shows up out of the blue to help the Crystal Gems because nobody, not even another Diamond, can cheat her out of her revenge
>>86290695
Damn
That reminds me, I wanted to collect all "sporty" alternate outfit Jaspers so that I may look at them.
Skintight material only please, nothing flowy or the least bit baggy
protect that smile
>>86290724
I'd freeze if I saw her irl, even before the show existed
>>86290684
http://imgur.com/gallery/EdFsC
http://imgur.com/gallery/mSoGv
http://imgur.com/gallery/eeYE1
http://imgur.com/gallery/dhSjG
http://imgur.com/gallery/BxwjW
Lots of these make for a good background. You can also just throw rendered art on them, like this.
>>86290742
>no Vidalia to tell you how much she hates you
>>86290724
boobies
>>86290753
>tfw no gf who kinda looks like sadie and lets me call hermommie
>>86290743
>onion shrine
nice
thanks buddy, I think I'll keep a few
>>86290724
Have some cute illegal-in-Australia bodies
>>86290724
>>86290767
Noice.
>>86290767
>>86290769
these noses are wicked sick
makes me want to browse /cgl/ for WIPs again, but that place consistently makes me depressed for a good 4 days
>>86290724
I've always appreciated fat girls that dress well. Never had no trouble with normal sized girls, but fashionable fatties always eluded me. Just makes me want 'em more.
>>86290788
If the hair isnt photoshoped then it is a bretty gud cosplay. wonder how long would it take to make or find a wig like that.
Is this the Armstrong thread? Does anyone have the song?
>>86290846
No.
>>86290858
Wow, thanks.
porl is THICC
>>86290799
Probably not -too- long, just a lot of skill. I think they use curling irons on a synthetic wig, which causes them to bend/melt into shape. You have to be careful or you'll end up with chunks of molten nylon, though.
>>86291021
>>86291023
>>86291027
Now, I don't know about you guys but I found this extremely fucking cute
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find jaspearl extremely fucking cute
>>86291029
>So gay cant even think straight.jpg
but yeah its cute.
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find Stevidot extremely fucking cute
>>86291045
>>86291061
Yeah, okay friend, your opinion is totaly fine, there is nothing anyone would say about your preferences.
Now, I don't know about you guys but I find Zuke extremely fucking shit
>>86291021
>>86291023
>>86291027
>>86291029
>"humans sure do love to waste their time on insignificant things"
You know that's what she'll think deep down when she finds out about gay pride
>>86291070
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I find foot fetishes extremely fucking strange
>>86291027
>>86291029
>pearl not knowing what a rainbow is
I don't believe it
>>86291085
You got JUKED by THE ZUKE!
>>86291045
Great taste
>>86291045
Now, I don't know about you guys but I also find jaspearl extremely fucking cute
>>86291085
One of the worst things about Lauren retiring from Twitter is no more Peridot updates. Just a ping or two between shows would be fantastic.
>>86291085
>>86291045
i find Jasperidot to be extremely fucking cute.
>>86291091
Is it me or is Pearl really inconsistent with how intelligent she is?
I mean she built an entire space ship and helped build the drill out of pieces in Greg's garage. But then there are things like not knowing the concept of a joke and not knowing how to open a can.
>>86291147
There were a few updates after the Kindergarten Kid, and iirc that was after she left. She's probably just going to update it after Peridot episodes, though.
>>86291045
I don't know about you guys but I find Pearl/S extremely fucking cute
>>86291102
That pink haired dyke needs to stay away from Jasper's girl.
>>86291161
Modern can opening mechanisms are a fairly recent development.
>>86291182
I like the name Gearl more, I find it extremely fucking cute
>>86291161
Gem autism.
>>86291191
Sounds too much like Grearl.
>>86291172
That'd be nice, but it would be fun to see what Peri did in her non-screen time. After today It's probably hiatus until 2020 to 'punish' us for having a Steven Nuke over the summer, so updating the social side would be a good way to tide us over.
>>86291161
It's almost like she's an alien from outer space and has sequestered herself from the dealings of humanity for the last 5000 years
>>86291183
>Pearl's whole butt can fit in Jasper's hand
Wew.
>>86291191
You can't say it without sounding like you're dying though.
>>86291161
>knows what suburbs are
>doesn't know about phone numbers
damn it Steven has a phone, even Peridot's hip to an extent
>>86291182
It's a shame pearl with outlive her
>>86291183
>>86291226
She even used a phone to talk to Steven when he was floating above the Temple, Even Garnet can use one, giving us probably the best line of the show. They suffer from selective dumbness.
>>86291234
>>86291232
Steven will figure something out like he will do with Connie
>inb4 perma-Stevonnie
>>86291253
If that's what you believe
>>86291253
>Perma Spearl?
>>86291249
Going to bed. Sweet dreams /sug/
>>86291299
Clod
>>86291299
It's afternoon here but good night.
>>86291299
Sweaty dreams
>>86290669
We'relateback, baby!
>>86291023
Did she pull it out of her boot? That's nasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg
>"Addiction isn't your chemicals, it's your cage."
This surmises Pearl perfectly.
>>86291226
>>86291242
She knows what a phone is. She just didn't know what a phone number was.
Damn this thread is dead. Are there any other Europeans or Australians here?
>>86291414
No, you're literally the only one dude.
>>86291414
Australia here
>>86291414
Australia isn't real.
>>86291353
That kind of small detail is interesting as it shows how alien they are. It suggests that their technology is based on a different type of mathematical construct.
If the Wailing Stones aren't addressed by numerical order then how did they figure out how to dial the one they wanted? Similarly how do they direct the Warp Pads if there's no galactic numbering system. If Greg can interface with the Stones then there has to be some sort of logical pattern to the noises it makes.
I know it's only a kids show and this isn't anything the Crewniverse have put any thought into but from a sci-fi point of view it's kinda cool.
>>86291061
Stevidot is cute.CUTE!
>>86291434
How are you surviving over there m8?
>>86290730
Is that a can of the Berg?
>>86291414
eurodrawfag lurkin
>>86291452
As a Dutchfag I would find it fitting if you made a Heineken edit of this.
>>86290730
>>86291414
Brit here.
>>86291414
Eurofag here
whats everybody grooving to
https://files.catbox.moe/31ab09.mp3
>>86291448
Got myself a trained drop bear mate
>>86291525
>tfw when no buff cute gf
>>86291546
Fucking 'Stralia. I always knew this is the continent closest to R'lyeh. That's the only reasonable explanation for this weirdness.
Lappy makes me happy
>>86291414
Australian here. Just dropping by to tell you that Australia isn't real you idiot.
>>86290913
my mind says no but my dick says yes
>>86291585
You just had to pop in here eh?
>>86291525
http://youtu.be/oPXOB7__PpA
Hey there, universefags
>enter your bedroom
>see this
What do?
>>86291633
Promptly walk away as to avoid awkwardness.
>>86291448
That chart is outdated, white tails really aren't that dangerous. There are fuckton in my house and I've gotten bitten a couple of times, with no real consequences.
>>86291414
Yes, but I'm at work.
>>86291587
Requesting Armstrong doing a kickass drum solo.
>>86291633
>>86291414
eurofag reporting in
>>86291633
Get knocked up by a human and die.
>>86291633
Wake up.
>>86291414
EUROFAG REPORTING FOR DUTY!
>>86291653
>There are fuckton in my house and I've gotten bitten a couple of times
North forever, the winters will keep me safe.
>>86291587
I just thought of this
>>86291673
you get what you're given m8
>>86291680
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
t h a t s c u t e
>>86290767
>>86291525
https://soundcloud.com/opuscopulus/mr-wronghouse
>>86291546
Good times I remember this hot australian chick kept taking the piss and i thought that drop bears were a thing for a whole year.
>>86291440
Maybe a tone-based counting system? Gems being energy being, pulses and beats might be more natural to them.
>>86291841
its a fun meme
There was this American lady that came to Australia as a tourist.
She went on a group nature hike and the leader told them to stay as a group or the drop bears will you them.
Everyone was having a laugh about it but during the walk a dead koala fell on her head and everyone thought she was being attacked.
>tfw
No lies, had this dream last night
>In a prison-like building with bulletproof glass
>for some fucking reason lapis appears
>shatters glass, but not breaking it completely, and asks if I want a ride
>Sure, lemme just remove the shattered glass from the window frame
>do so and get cuts, able to spit on hands to heal
>i guess im fucking steven?
>midair now, extremely high up
>looks like beach city was drawn, and all other sides are a blank white, as if not drawn
>while in air ask not to be killed
>land eventually
>people with walkie-talkie-like devices on their necks come out from the bushes and a battle ensues
>what.png
>turns out to incapacitate them take 1 reciever and loop the audio with another
>we win
>flashforward to a scene with steven sitting in front of some kid, with the kid narrating the next events, with a glass of green juice with 3 mini avocados in the glass
>its onion
>hes narrating the next events and what's going to happen
>be steven again, except trapped in his body, hes telling onion he should join the CGs, and be a valuable member of the team
>mfw I had some fucked up dream of the new episode that made no fucking sense
Do I need help?
>>86291683
>>86291448
Different Aussie here. Got bit by a house spider a few weeks back. Had painful swelling and the skin started going purple. Bastard thing was on my hip, so had to go saggy-arsed or Harry Highpants.
Also got a huntsman in my bedroom. He's awesome in the summer.
>>86291874
No, weird as shit dreams are actually a good sign of mental health.
Is anyone else just not excited at all for tonight's episode.
>>86290759
Now I wanna fuck jasper
>>86291884
Huntsman's are the best, I had one in my kitchen a while back and pretty much never saw any other bugs there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZPkgelFPs
>>86291904
Pretty much, I don't hate townie episodes, but this one seems to be focusing on a bunch of kids we won't see again, and is probably just some wacky woodland adventure or Onion getting 'bad' friends or something, neither of which I would look forward to.
>>86291887
Well, thats good news. there were some other moments that i guess ill write down before i inevitably forget
>lapis laughed when i said not to die
>I had my phone, and i got a facebook post from some random person saying if he saw hed do something, but i cant remember what
>lapis originally appeared to break out some black guy from a machine, not sure who he was, but she broke him out and went into the vents until she found steven (me?, never saw a reflection, but had the spit power)
>better explanation on the high up scene is it kinda looked like a caillou-esque scene, where only the main thing is drawn, and the rest of the backround is blank. was kinda creepy since as we past the ocean, it ended off in white as well
thats about all i can remember from it. good to know im not crazy (at least not while dreaming)
>>86291909
Added bonus: no webs.
Had cockroaches invading after a fumigation down the road. The house-spider was slaughtering the buggers left, right, and center, but I was forever clearing out carcass filled webs.
>>86290913
Porl is afUCKING TWIG
>>86291585
>>86291440
Just because she didn't immediately recognize the code doesn't mean the concept is alien to her.
This is the last episode of the year right? And it's a fucking onion episode?
>>86292041
>of the year
They could've finished Season 5 by now, but most likely.
https://discord.gg/UdhBx
do it.
>>86292041
I heard a bomb was coming up in October.
>>86291999
That's some quality trash you've got there.
>>86292064
Where did you hear this?
>>86291753
Armstrong beating cunts outta Sydney when?
>>86292077
Heard people talking about it.
>>86292087
Here? Because I don't recall anyone mentioning an October Bomb on /sug/ until now.
>>86291595
I like to pop in early morning when I can
>>86292021
Jacket Lap
>>86291904
I love Townie episodes as they give a sense of Steven existing in a community, but I hate Onion episodes. That little fucker is pointlessly random and evil and seems like he came from a different show.
>>86292106
It was mentioned at the start of summer of steven, and it hasn't come again ti'll now
>>86292144
Sorry I've been gone for the past couple threads.
Can't wait fot Pearl to lose interest once S changes her hair color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMwWmPXpMk
I believe Ian was the one who said something about an October bomb, but I don't know if it was twitter or hearsay.
>>86292161
It's cool
>>86292230
Goddamn right it is
>>86290669
What's the best townie episode and why is it Restaurant Wars?
>>86292195
>>86292313
>>86292321
>>86292333
>>86292313
made this one yesterday
Can Steven fuse with Lion?
>>86292333
Fuck off indexer
>>86292361
Quality!
This is my WIFE and I LOVE her.
>>86292377
Nope. Just thought the image posted by anon looked blurry.
>>86292375
We've all seen the Lion/Steven fusion sketch. Steveon when?
>>86292384
thank
>>86292388
>>86292388
She resques anons from the dream prison. Are you fine with that?
>>86292474
>resques
I'd rather BE her prisoner.
Member when the show was good? Member when Connie wasn't around? Member when Pink Diamond was around? Member when Cookie Cat was a thing? Member when Pearl raped Garnet? Member when Ninja Squad was on? Member when Vidalia fucked Marty? Member when Peridot was intimidating? Member when Sugar didn't rip off Toriyama? Member when Jasper got herpes? Member when Yellow Diamond turned out to be a giraffe? Member when Lars got raped by moss?Member when Steven possesed Lars and attempted to fuck Sadie with his body? Member when Steven read the books out of order? Member when Kiki forced Steven to deal with her sisterly problems?
What if Steven had pink hair?
>>86292527
He'd be a faggot
>>86292527
>>86292527
We all know what would happen
Hello?
>>86292361
>>86291471
Tried to draw peri in anime style
>>86292585
>>86292585
>>86292595
OPTIC BLAST
>>86292585
Is it me you're looking for?
>>86292585
fuck you
>>86292591
>anime style
>reasonably sized eyes
baka desu senpai
>>86292591
You are a woman. Yes?
>>86292591
>anime perifags
ugh
>>86292675
Im a fat disgusting man
>>86292652
We /kindergarten kid/ now
>>86292697
You are probably 18-21 years old.
>>86292679
Im not any fag and i don't usually draw animu shit
>>86292652
You know that the context would suggest you're calling yourself stupid right?
>>86292714
wrong again, 24
>>86292750
23
>>86292732
So close. You draw like a younger woman.
>>8629275032
>>86292652
fucking kek'd
>>86292750420
>>86292750
19
>>86292750
21which means I can drink until lapis becomes real
>>86292761
Well i did imitate ranma style, so you would think so.
>>86292750
22. Trying to begin the first year at a university for the third time, looking for a new flat and living my life away with little care.
I accepted the fact that working out my laziness is tricky so it doesn't bother me much anymore. I found my happy place. Wish I had a partner, but hey, that's gonna work out eventually.
>>86292710
For You
>>86292722
nuh huh, ur dumb >:(
>>86292781
ayy lmao
>>86292527
>>86292750
25. You fuckers make me feel old
>>86292816
>implying my sides are intact
>>8629275069
>>86292824
Over quarter of the way to our deaths anon! High five!
>>86292816
Reminded me of the Dire Mother and the Great Child from 13 Ghosts.
So why has nobody edited that scene with pearl taking off her pants so its just her skincolour.
>>86292878
Already done
>>86292878
So why don't you do that
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1qJ6ACDSI
>>86292807
ayyy lmao?
Are the comics worth reading? Any noteable lore or plot twists?
Are they even canon?
>>86292927
>4K
more like 4Kek
>>8629275021
lotta people in their twenties here
have some 'dots
oh shit
>>86292798
Small hands with recognition of form. Simple construction on imagined pieces with recognition of dimension. Rendering around the face but none elsewhere. Together they usually associate with a social creative female.
>>86292941
>>86292941
Ayy lmao!
>>86292824
Don't worry. I'm here >>86292770
>>86292750
26 I've been on 4chan since I was a 17 year old underageb&, nearly 10 years.
>>86292946
>Are they even canon?
Unless the crew says otherwise, yes.
>>86292967
Well not like its a bad thing or anything, do you get that feel from my other stuff, i'm kind of curious now.
http://dead-carl-artblog.tumblr.com/
>>86292927
It's shit.
>>86292750
25
Gonna be 26 in four months
Best advice I can give? Don't do your drugs intravenously, you will be better off
>>86292750
18 and fucking STREET LEGAL
ALL THOSE YEARS OF UNDERAGE SHITPOSTING ARE OVER
>>86293035
>dude weed lmao
>>86293004
>>86293056
enjoy your ban :^)
>>86293056
Arrivederci
>>86293065
I would actually bet both my legs that there we 15-17 year olds on /sug/. Like, I am so, so sure of it.
>>86292927
Why is this show becoming a meme now?
>>86292968
>>86292981
>>86292941
>>86293096
BRUH
>>86293107
What episode was this even from?
>>86293087
>>86293030
>>86292957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePRmwpYyqs0
>>86293114
S3 E14: Lapis's Egg Hatches
>>86293085
4chan has always attracted edgy teens. I know because I was one.
>>86293096
lmao
>>86293108
LEAVES
>>86293114
The episode where Amethyst shapeshifted into Rose.
>>86293121
>le lapis egg maymay xd
>>86292824
Young people will do that to you. I'm 21, just joined the Navy, and 90% of all the other recruits are 17 or 18.
>>86293141
>meme
what the fuck are you talking about
>>86293141
>he'll never tend to Lappy's eggs while she's asleep
>>86293114
Maximum capacity
>>86293173
>he'll never cook Lappy's eggs into an omelet
ftfy
> hiatus begins with a fucking onion episode
>>86293226
hiatus??!?!?!?!?
D:
till when??
>>86293226
what happened to gem harvest?
I'm so excited I can't wait for Onion episode.
>>86293212
>not eating them off of her body
>>86293226
What if we get gem harvest before that
>>86293239
holy shit reddit LEAVE
>>86293244
Probably move away to be "the big come back from hiatus episode!!"
>>86293244
Remember when LOOBC was supposed to be after Gem Harvest?
>>86293266
/co/ is reddit.
>>86293255
not believable, an amy fusion has to be at least obese, Opal is the only exception because Pearl is a fucking stick.
>>86293283
stop
>>86293255
>assuming
>>86293293
Lapis is a fucking stick, you retard.
>>86293293
Sugilite isn't obese.
So where that Rebecca Sugar drwn self-insert porn with Dib from Invader Zim?
Every day till its canon
>>86293317
>implying you wouldn't commit food porn filicide with Lapis
>>86293362
is this loss?
>>86293366
is there ANY ship deader than stevidot?
>>86293293
I'd say Smoky is more of a balloon/stocky thing than outright fat.
>>86293369
>assuming I wouldn't
>>86293366
at least post a better fucking image jesus
>>86293362
the tall leader guys were actually in suits/stilts, weren't they?
>>86293393
Pearl/Rose
>>86293393
Pearlmethyst
>>86293420
No one knows, the show didn't last long enough to find out
>>86293404
reminiscent of fluffy ponies, which were... very strange
>>86293407
We all would.
>>86293283
>>86293404
>>86293447
delete this
>>86293013
Yes. I'd assume you were tall and somewhat more athletic than your peers. Or, at least, that you'd like to be. If you were sitting in front of me I'd anticipate someone initially reserved who expressed themselves with a sarcastic humour. A soft emotional learner. Possible dismorphic sentiments and concerned about how others perceive their emotions/sexuality.
Long heavy lines used in favour of rendering. Rendering soft when present. Female body shapes tend to be drawn long with curves taken from a self-referential perspective. Tends towards facial expressiveness. Bodies are pushed away from head in eroticised images. Shorter necks on bodies with curvier thighs. More emotion displayed in subjects with average/small breasts.
>>86293436
Truly this show is the new mlp.
>>86293478
Fluffies were a thing before fluffy abuse.
>>86293366
So basically for the rest of eternity. Great.
>>86293478
I'm worried it's teetering over a very slippery slope
>>86293496
Fine, no one joined me, someone complained so I deleted.Are you comfy?
daguq just happened? Why was the gemling faggot deleted?
LEAK WHEN LEAK WHEN LEAK WHEN
>>86293557
Someone complained and nobody showed support so I decided to delete.
>>86293573
probs in 5 hours
>>86293573
probably somewhere around noon, if we're lucky. Not that we'd be missing anything good though considering it's just another townie filler episode staring Onion.
I want pictures of Jasper and S holding hands.
So we all agree that this is correct yes
>>86293612
>supporting Puke's style for anything besides Amethyst
Get out.
Weird Al Yankovich episode when?
Lapidot Fusion guaranteed 10/10 episode.
>>86293556
>Are you comfy?
Yes, but that doesn't have anything to do with the presence or non-presence of gemlings. I was just trying to share a little /mlp/ history re: parallels in the SU fandom.
>>86293612
It made her look less bald, so yes. Of course.
>>86293612
but we also see her side hair thingies on the leftmost.
>>86293625
I mean I hate Zuke too but she does the sex hair which makes her okay in my books.
>>86293478
I got you, blood.
>>86293612
I think the animators are just really inconsistent with Pearl's hair thingies. Sometimes they're there, other times they're not.
>>86293661
Doesn't work for all characters, but yes, I like her sex hair too.
Which gem has the bestbutt
>>86293653
Fine thanks for the back story then
>>86293707
this one
>>86293707
Bismuth
>>86293707
>>86293732
Why she plugged in tho?
>>86293707
>>86293728
>gem
>posts a human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
>>86293707
Peributt, obviously.
>>86293707
Peri
>>86293493
Pretty damn close, im impressed anon, when i draw i concentrate on faces because its my comfort zone,
I'm trying to get out from it on draw more full bodies and more interesting poses,
I've been drawing a lot of cartoony stuff lately and i should go back to studying realism, but i do require a certain mood that i can focus my energy to study.
>>86293728
Anon Bob is a human though, didn't you see Hit the Diamond?
>>86293707
>>86293728
>bob
>gem
>>86293759
gotta charge that ass.
>>86293761
nice mass
>>86293769
>>86293653
You know we really don't want another MLP situation. It wouldn't go so clean this time, it would erupt into open war. It's for everyone's good that we try to contain this show as an underground phenomenon, even if it's the sort where people generally have heard about it.
>>86293769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuXMUuUvWQQ
>>86293772
>>86293775
>>86293784
>the one ass that's never on model
((Perifags))
>>86293792
>>86293780
>>86293766
good butt tho
for a human
shit fanbase. All these "fans" hating on characters don't like just goes to show the level of autism around here. Might as well just kill yourselves.
>>86293837
okay
>>86290724
Does anyone have the cosplay of this rose? I kick myself for not saving the pic I saw of this since I'm the one who drew it and someone cosplaying my joke was freakin awesome.
>>86293831
Bob's got some quality snatch game going on
>>86293707
>>86293828
But everybody wants it. So it has to be powerful.
Also, it's a matter of proportions. Peri is a shortstack so her butt is bigger in perspective. Ruby might come close but she doesn't have much of a figure.
>>86293707
>>86293876
>>86293828
Peri has canon hourglass figure and nice butt
>>86293901
>he has to post an edit
L O L
>>86293891
Ruby's got a good little butt going on for a midget cube.
>>86293891
>But everybody wants it
>applying real life physical qualities to a character with a triangle head and socks for feet
Nevermind.
>>86293939
Her and her butt are adorable.
>>86290724
only Jasper wig I've really liked
>>86293962
Are we trying to be realistic now? Okay.
People wanting to fuck space rocks are just plain weird. Seriously guys, you're just as bad at the mlp fandom for wanting to fucking cartoon horses. Fucking gross.
Can we all agree that Pearl is a flat ass
>>86293932
Although Amethyst is the one to take the most pride in her own butt and with good reason. She IS 1/2 of Anaconda.
>>86293777
Go for it. I like your style and look forward to seeing it grow.I found hands easier to understand when I saw how the tendons connect. Don't know why.
>>86293643
Once Pearl and Steven fuse.
>>86294002
yes
>>86294002
Yes
>>86294002
She got a sweet Taylor Swift ass.
>>86293982
Damn that's a nice cosplay. I like how she used sleeves for Jasper's arms instead of paint, makes them look much cleaner.
>>86293808
>Pearl:"I'm starting to think this one mission isn't about warm breakfast beverages at all"
>>86293982
>>86294057
I love the toothy grin. Jasper's hippo chompers are by far the most distinctive thing about her for me.
>>86294018
Glad you like it, my understanding of anatomy is still quite basic,
next time i'm studying hands i'll look into the tendonds.
>>86292333
>>86292389
>mfw someone unrelated is getting a 30 days evasion ban for fixing a shitty thumbnail
Amazing moderation desu senpaitachi
Why is she so grumpy
>>86292961
>>86294113
She's too sober
>>86294108
you better watch yourself before you get moderated the fuck out of here.
>>86291061
Yes!!
>>86293366
>>86293814
SU and MLP share a lot of elements that attract somewhat lonely young men, especially in this apparently infantile modern youth culture. A variety of female archetypes, believable interactions, a focus on friendship and working through differences etc. Although I'm firmly convinced that imageboard culture was responsible for the rise of the pony fandom.
Reaction images and screenshots coupled with *chan humour spread like wildfire. This had a polarising effect. A lot of people were intrigued and checked out the show, finding it to be surprisingly good. Thus the fandom grew. A lot of other people were driven to rage because pastel coloured ponies had no place in their super secret edgy internet club. 4chan being 4chan, this just made people post more ponies.
I don't think SU will have the same problem. After the sheer amount of ponyposting in the old days and occasional fluffy threads making their way to other boards, SU doesn't seem nearly so bad and won't incite nearly as much hatred as MLP did. SU has been around for a few years now. If the SU fanbase was going to reach the critical obsessive mass of the bronies, it would have done so already.
>>86294087
the world needs more smiley Jasper
>>86294113
She's surrounded by subs
>>86291021
>>86291023
>>86291027
>>86291029
That was cute.
Pearl is teh gays
>>86294113
She didn't marry me yet
>>86294108
> mfw
GEMS KISSING GEMS
>>86294113
Because she was a living ipad for several thousand years, then stuck in some thirsty cunt's forehead for who knows how long, then stuck with some soldier for a few months, and now lives in a shitty barn with a former captor-turned-meme.
I'd be grumpy most of the time too.
I love her.
>>86294113
she hasn't learned about fart jokes yet
>>86294164
How can a genderless sentient space rock be gay if they date humans instead of other gems?
>>86294192
GEMS BAKING PIES
>>86294141
He's a god-tier ban evader, retard
>>86294223
GEMS BAKING PIES?
>>86294150
>SU and MLP share a lot of elements that attract somewhat lonely young men, especially in this apparently infantile modern youth culture. A variety of female archetypes, believable interactions, a focus on friendship and working through differences etc. Although I'm firmly convinced that imageboard culture was responsible for the rise of the pony fandom.
Yes well, that's true, but MLP rose when the culture clash was beginning. It's in full swing now, SU would just be co-opted.
Like I knwo trying to fight the hype only makes it stronger, but I reeeaaally don't want Steven Universe to be swept by the tides.
>I don't think SU will have the same problem. After the sheer amount of ponyposting in the old days and occasional fluffy threads making their way to other boards, SU doesn't seem nearly so bad and won't incite nearly as much hatred as MLP did. SU has been around for a few years now. If the SU fanbase was going to reach the critical obsessive mass of the bronies, it would have done so already.
And thank god for that. If we needed MLP to prepare ourselves and be more resistant to this sort of hype than great we had it when we did.
>>86294208
>range ban of the entire european continent
if only
>>86294197
Lapis farts don't grow on trees, anon.
>>86294002
What if Peridot tried on a diaper because she thought it was real clothes and she liked wearing it haha
>>86294243
GEMS EATING PIES?
>>86294208
> unconstrained autism
>>86294243
JASPER LIKES PIES
>>86294208
You're my hero.
I believe in indexer.
>>86294317
Jasper is a fatass fuck
>>86294295
>>86294327
*thickass slut
>>86291887
I had a dream JRR Tolkein and I were sharing an inception together we're he showed me all the changes he wished he added to the lord of the rings. He wanted an elven space agency to explore the moons, massive swarms of venomous lionfish to fuck everyone's shit up, massive convenience store chains to pop up like weeds literally everywhere. It ended with me killing everyone at the middle earth 7-11 hq and Tolkien killing himself
>>86294299
>That concerned Pearl half
I love it.
>>86294327
you 'mirin brah?
>why don't you talk to each other?
>You might not believe it
>You might not believe it but you've got a lot in common, you really do.
>>86294259
If SU was ever going to go the way of MLP, it would have by now.
>>86294327
ouch
>>86291940
>break out some black guy from a machine
>not two black guys
Hmm...
>>86294327
It's actually a combination of fat and muscle
>>86294349
>'mirin brah
Now I'm sad
>>86294197
Has Lapis spread the joys of flatulence with P-dot yet?hopefully pic related gets index'd
Is she ever going to talk?
stream when and where?
So if gem placement dictates most of the gem's behavior and personality, how comes we have two diamonds with the same gem placement but different behaviors?
>>86294427
At your mom's house
>>86294218
She will adopt the lifestyle
>>86294439
Because it's a shitty head canon.
>>86294420
Only for the murdercock
Rose Quartz is a traitor
what if lapis shapeshift a cloaca
>>86294413
no hits from GRIS
where did you save it from?
>>86294439
BD has no personality, your headcanon is not her personality
>>86294439
>but different behaviors
We haven't seen enough of BD's personality to know. We haven't even heard her voice.
>>86294439
>judging all the diamonds for their personality so soon
Puh-lease
>peridot THEN to peridot NOW
>>86294456
Works so much better without the last panel.
Does anyone mind explaining to me why we dislike Zuke?
>>86294489
who the fuck is we
>>86294489
Wait until there's no images left and then ask this question again.
>>86294489
Memes and amedots and jasperfags are pissed
>>86294439
Lmao Pearl's gem is on her head but she has her feelings on her sleeve all the time. Gem placement means nothing.
>>86294450
So she will drop the mystery girl and date a gem instead?
>>86294408
>>86294464
http://busycoroner.tumblr.com
Here likely properly in the SU tag
>>86294122
thanks famalam
>>86294499
we see you haven't been assimilated into the hivemind yet
give it time
>>86294478
She is still sophisticated, overly-wordy and with a varied lexicon and a huge inflated ego, mostly centered around organization and order of things, inclined to building and engineeringI'm talking about Pearl
>>86294511
Lesbian lifestyle is a human cultural thing
>>86294537
And Peridot overuses the word clod.
>>86294528
lol what if there was an episode where peridot had lapis wear a diaper and treated her like a baby that would be pretty funny
>>86294513
yeah, here you go
Post endslates
>>86294561
yuck
>>86294548
Perpetuated by mental illness, yes
>>86294218
Gems are already humanoid enough. Enough that they can feel attraction to humans. I don't think Pearl will ever show attaction to human males.
>>86294573
>>86294561
what if there was an epi where peri tries to shapeshift and ends up bloated and cant get back
now thats gonna funny
>>86294573
Make one of Garnet
"Two lesbians in a trenchcoat"
>>86294503
>Memes and amedots
That's some top tier delusion.
>>86294560
Amethyst how much did you tell him?
>>86294573
>>86294548
But she's not human, she isn't even a she
If pearl dates anyone who isn't a gem, male or female, then technically she is not gay
>>86294638
Who?
>>86294573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb_TBmtSX4
>>86294561
>>86294616
Is Lauren Puke here?
>>86294614
Requesting Jasper as either retard gem or fat fuck please
>>86294658
do not speak of my zuky
>>86294644
>she isn't even a she
Well you almost had an argument going until you managed to shoot yourself in the foot here. It's just too bad every gem does in fact describe themselves and each other using female pronouns.
>>86294644
Pearl is a "she"
Yes Pearl is an alien. Why can't she indulge in the lesbian lifestyle and be it in everything but an anal textbook definition?
>>86293728
>>86293734
>>86293772
>>86293775
>>86293784
>>86293876
>>86293901
>everyone posts edits and fanart
Wow, really?
>>86294644
She clearly identifies as female like all the other gems. She has a female form, too. She is not gay in human terms, but she definitely does fit the description of what a gay person is; someone of a gender showing attraction to eclusively the same gender.
>>86294673
You're so selfish, Puke. You're a mess and need help!
>>86294614
>>86294598
Shift-change already? Time for bed. 'Night /sug/
>>86294658
What if Peridot pissed herself and was very embarrassed about it but then Lapis pissed herself too to make Peri feel better
>>86294599
If that's what you believe, but holding extraterrestrial life up to human standards and social norms is incredibly asinine
>>86294658
Zucchini
>>86294695
haha that would be funny haha
>>86294683
i love you, smug pearl.
>>86294695
>>86294701
Draw more pee aliens, you fat sack of garbage and don't forget to make Lapis' hair extra puffy.
what if lapis makes peri some eggs for breakfast
>>86294719
>don't forget to make Lapis' vulva extra puffy.
>>86294732
>fuck you lapis you know i can't shapeshift tastebuds or a digestive system
>stupid fucking mirror whore with your goddamn eggs fuck you
>>86294732
What peri forces lapis to wear a diaper and then lapis accidentally lays eggs in the diaper
>>86294699
So what you're saying is that you have no actual argument and give up? Gotcha, glad you could admit it.
>>86294748
This is a PG (MA) rated show (porno) for kids (NEETs)
>>86294695
>>86294715
>>86294776
>i'm sorry peri i can't stop laying these eggs!
>Easy crowd huh? Where'd you get them?
>I made them myself
Why have Lapisfags become so intolerable recently?
>>86294837
>recently
>>86294837
>recently
>>86294573
What is that font btw?
want to make this as correct as possible
>>86294833
Was that supposed to be weird? I didn't see that as weird as I think I was supposed to.
>>86294837
>not shippers
>>86294837
may i offer you an egg in these trying times?
>>86294843
>>86294844
Yes, recently. They've become a lot worse very recently, like within the last two weeks or so.
>>86294860
Have you ever known a lapisfag that wasn't also a shipper?
>>86294837
Waifufag autism comes in waves, Jasperfags will probably make a comeback soon to being fucking annoying.
>>86294868
>recently
>>86294869
Me?
>>86294860
Shipping has been steady cancer. Lapisfags have recently become significantly worse. I'm wondering what the cause was, if any.
>>86294869
Lapidot and Jaspis is a product of Perifags and Jasperfags trying to push their shit ships to get a happy ending for their dumb wife
*flies into thread*
*puts down an egg on your head*
guess who
>>86294894
Zuke's been enabling them.
>>86294676
>>86294679
>>86294686
That's not the problem, pearl can use whatever pronouns and date whoever the fuck she wants. But she's still just a sentient space rock, and unless my basic biology classes were wrong rocks don't have genders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs
>Sick
>Miss work
>Get on /sug/
>See this
Lol
>>86294894
I don't know but I hate it too. Makes me wonder if I should've ever bothered associating with Lapis since Jasperfags have chilled out somewhat.
I blame Zuke.
>>86294911
Pearl?
>>86294888
I meant people who don't lie.
>>86294911
my prince?
>>86294901
>>86294894
>Zuke jukes
Honestly, I'm glad it's only 4chan that hates shipping to this degree. The rest of the world is much less autistic.
>>86294929
So...still me.
>>86294837
Groups of autists are like a super saturated solution. All it takes is one seed example of autistic expression and the entire solution freezes over into one giant irritating crystal of autism.
>>86294837
Theyre hardly in this thread
And you say that every thread, retard
It's just some fag shitposting about an old meme that classically involves lapis
>>86294894
Zucchini
>>86294937
Yes I much prefer tumblr ship wars. Surprisingly the only tolerable community is leddit
>>86294937
>shipping
>not autistic as fuck
So is the filler out yet?
Do we know what filler is after onion gang?
Your eggs are getting cold /sug/ :(
>>86294960
Yeah it's titled Hiatus, probably more townie shit
Why is shipping, and Zuke, the boogeymen to autistic children?
>>86294919
I love how you keep trying to apply "realism" to Pearl, but only do so where it suits you. You bring up the "biology" of rocks, but ignore that they shouldn't be projecting a humanoid image in the first place. You say she doesn't have a gender because of this same "biology" but ignore that gender isn't related to biology, sex is. Gender is a state of mind derived from how somebody views themselves, and the gems clearly view and identify themselves as female.
>>86294573
>>86293420
I'm pretty sure they're that tall naturally, but just wearing extreme girdles.
>>86294911
>>86294963
Fuck off to /trash/ with your stupid shit dead meme that you keep necroing faggot
>>86294970
Oh wow, really?
>>86294987
Yeah just check the schedule
>>86294959
>autistic losers projecting
I'm not the one posting dead shit memes.
Post memes
>>86294911
>>86294963
I guess Lapisfags are going to get blamed for this too?
Really forces you to ponder
>>86295004
>autistic losers projecting
You know that coming from a shipper this means less than nothing, right?
>>86293769
God damn. All those lines make me want to write something hot with a gangster Amethyst.
>>86294461
That would be hot as fuck
>>86295012
>I guess the people responsible are going to get blamed for this too?
Yeah, that's usually how things work.
>>86295013
K. Should I care what you think?
>>86294986
eat your breakfast anon
maybe you wont be as crancky
>>86295029
>as if a Lapisfag would force a meme that shit
we only force song lyrics and shitty poetry
Okay i will leave the thread but you have to eat all the eggs first
>>86295054
I mean, they force their shit waifu down everyone's throats, what's the difference?
>>86295054
>No true Lapisfag
Egg of the sea as happy as she can be....
>>86294974
You're in the wrong place man
>>86291768
I bet she tastes like a lemon starburst
>>86295029
>>86295066
You're gonna need a better argument then that.
>>86295047
>>86295060
>>86295078
Just fuck off you fucking retard, I'll even give you 3 (You)s
>>86295015
>Amethyst started the Gangster period of America
>>86295098
Why? I don't give a fuck about convincing a bunch of lapisfags that their fellow faggots are shitposters and everyone who isn't a lapisfag already knows it.
>>86295078
did somebody say egg?
>>86295099
Did you eat your eggs
>>86295011
>>86295110
a lot of people said egg, but no one has said frog yet.
>>86293769
>>86294002I RECOGNISE THOSE FILENAMES!How's it going Beef?
>>86295110
What does it meme
>>86295088
Thanks for admitting you're wrong.
>these defensive shippers
Hell, I thought we had achieved at least a modicum of self awareness over the years. Shippers are like the definition of internet autism because they are compelled to do it. They don't even have a choice, like someone with OCD tapping things and even number of times. They couldn't stop if their lives depended on it.
>>86295126
>frog
frog frog
such empty meta posting
>>86295136
this should be a copypasta
>>86295109
Yeah, that's right. Keep having an (((open mind)))
What a waste of my time.
>>86295042
Clearly you do otherwise you wouldn't have said that in the first place.
>>86295109
>confirmed bait
Yeah, no one is this retarded.
>>86295149
So is constantly shitposting, but that doesn't seem to stop you.
>>86295153
>no one is this retarded.
Except you apparently.
>>86295150
likewise friendo. If you didn't care what I thought, then you wouldn't have replied to me at all :^) I just felt like trying to understand what an autistic person has against shipping. Educating experience.
>>86295131miscarriage miscarriage miscarriage
>>86295169
Wow, what a burn friendo :^)
>>86294958
Reddit doesn't have a whole lot of original content, but with smaller groups like /r/stevenuniverse, the mods are pretty chill
>>86295191
Fuck off
>>86295191
Case in point. No further (You)s are required, nor will they be given.
Gems are in the lore asexual or agendered, but they are nonetheless female/lesbian characters because that is how they are written. To one degree or another you have to look at it from a design standpoint, how do the writers view the characters.
>Pearl bubbles her shirt when she's not sniffing it so the scent stays intact
>>86295203
>>86295206
delicious butthurt
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ecd31a56e40df294c96a9e33aa418762/tumblr_odjxd4tsAc1u53bifo1_1280.png
I love the asian fanartists. So much lewd, good stuff good stuff
>>86295132
Why is this show such a sjw magnet
>>86295208
>female/lesbian characters because that is how they are written
We already know this.
>>86295088
>wants tumblr to leave
>is watching Tumblr: The Cartoon
>>86295233
>bush
based
>>86295110 O
>>86295112 O
>>86295126 O
>>86295143 V
>>86295143 V
>>86295143 V
>>86295183 X
>>86295183 X
>>86295183 X
Your offering has been acceptedhttp://imgur.com/a/mBCAw
>>86295183
Offering accepted!
>>86294974
You are correct I should have been using sex and geology this whole time, my apologies. This isn't just a nitpick on pearl though, it includes all of the gems. Yes I understand that trying to apply realistic things to a show about sufficiently advanced aliens and their halfbreed kid is arduous but it really sets my autism off when some of the facts presented in this show are completely flat out ignored
>>86295267
>>86295208
>to one degree or another
that sort of interpretive ambiguity is probably why it's so easy to trigger fans of this show. Not everyone is seeing this show/talking about the show with the same base definitions of females and relationships and whatever.
>>86295245
It sounded like someone in the thread didn't.
>>86295301
Well you are talking about /sug/, so who knows.
>This triggers /sug/
>>86295322
This triggers my dick
>>86294357
I feel like it can't simple because the universe isn't big enough. MLP takes place in a fantasy universe where there's a pony whose specialty could be fucking blowjobs.
There's only so much gems and the rest are regular earthlings.
>MG introduces pearl to the world of sex
>she becomes a nymphomaniac
We need a moral about sex addiction, it's important.
>>86295287
>>86295322
>>86295322
I still haven't gotten any answer from any of you deluded fucks about what causes said delusion in the first. Would you care to try?
The gems are not female, they are agendered. Ergo they are not lesbians.
quod erat demonstrandum
>>86295352
>she becomes a nymphomaniac
>ywn see a sex-crazed Pearl train with Stevonnie
>>86295322
Hey /sug/ do you over obsess about small problems in your life and let it ruin your day?
>>86295374
Try not having severe autism, that sometimes does it
Is anyone actually interested in today's episode? The screenshots make it look really boring. It looks more like a Clarence episode than a Steven Universe one.
>>86295297
We are all falling into Sugar's trap. She intentionally made them NOT-LESBIANS in order to avoid censors. Now she can make entire episodes centered around NOT-LESBIAN relationships. The fans arguing away their lives over this shit are collateral damage.
>>86295394
O-Of course not
>>86295374
It just works.:^)
Why are opals best gems?
>>86295394
Yes, it usually involves /sug/ in some capacity
>>86295399
Can't you sense the hype
>>86295397
So because you're autistic. Got it.
>>86295394
Who lets anything ruin their day?
>>86295399
Yeah, man. Just look at all the discussion about the grand possibilities of Onion's gang of autistic children and the implications it holds for the show. Oh wait...
>>86295414
opal?
more like
BLOWpal
>>86295385
>>86295366
>>86295331
same
>>86294919
Dude Pearl is GAY
>>86295394
Today my labtop speakers were making bad noises while watching youtube so i restarted y computer. Everything seemed fine for about 2 hours but then it made a buzzing sound for a full second and now I'm afraid to watch videos for the rest of the day
Onion Gang is going to be the best episode of the series, it will be the anti-Future Boy Zoltron. All of you are fucking stupid to not see it
>>86295394
If anything I'm too apathetic.
>>86295455
You're gay
>>86295404
It's insidiously genius really
You should be happy /sug/!
>>86295414
So pretty
>>86295221
Pearl would throw up desu
>>86295473
>there are faggots ITT that aren't cheerful
>>86295455
If she was then she would've fallen for another gem instead
>>86295437
>blowjob from Opal
yes please
So
> stream when ?
>>86295469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdiuRMK3UQ
>>86295352
I want this so bad.
>>86295456
Just get someone to look at it
>>86295496
>freeesh
>>86295501
Eight hours and 18 minutes, same as it always is
I can't believe this is going to be the last episode for the year, I don't know how I will survive for so long without Steven.on the bright side, I'll be able to shitpost in /trash/ as much as I want
>>86295517
It's a handmedown labtop. If I have to take it in for fixing I'm better off buying a new labtop.
FAN COMICS
>>86295535
Wasn't there supposed to be more SU in the Fall or something?
>>86295496
What about a blowjob FOR Opal?
>>86295526
Ouch so 2am for European fag :'(
>>86295322
>>86295366
>>86295385
>>86295454
>>86295487
>OOC garbage spam
This thread is forsaken.
>>86295394
lapis eggs ruined my day
>>86295535
Stevenbomb in October, spread the word.
>>86295544
LET'S GET TO TWO FIFTY BABY
>>86295544
>featuring dan castellaneta
Every fucking time, I swear
>>86295394
~it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay~
>>86295568
Always perfect
>>86295552
I heard Sugar say fall, but I thought she meant the episodes that are airing now. Are we getting more than that?
I wish Lapis was never a thing.
We already had the best blue gem.
>>86295568
I miss Arrivederci and Lion Ending. I'm tired of waifu wars.
>>86295544
>dan castellanetaI'M HERCULES
>>86295568
>autism
>>86295535
WAAAAAAAAAT!! No it cant be! I guess I'll find a job
>>86295503
I reeeeaaaallly fucking hate humanoid aliens, why am I even here and why do I like these fucking shows?!?
>>86295557
>OOC
>posts edit
nice try faggot
>>86295564
>>86295544
that was a funny thread
the eggs was funnier though
>>86295590
When does fall start, anon?
>>86295591
That would be pretty lewd if someone edited in lip creases to denote her biting her lip.
>>86295591
A Sapphireshitter being deplorable? Who've thought.
>>86290734
damn that would be hella kick ass
>>86295591
I love Lapis, but I agree Sapphire is a way better character.
>>86295557
>>86295610
Dude, how are you going to complexly and expressively make aliens that aren't humanoid? Consider them stand-ins for actually alien aliens like the original Jabba the Hut if you so choose.
>>86295626
Lapisfags always get so assblasted when someone doesn't like their waifu.
Lapisfags are the worst.
>>86295645
Never mind, Lapidotfags are the worst.
>>86295645
>last image is lapidot
Based. :')
Mega when?
>>86295539
>Using an old worn labtop
>Getting anxiety when small things go wrong or don't work perfectly
That sounds like hell
a few new leak screenshots please
>>86295503
I love that scene.
>>86295645
How can they be so perfect for each other
>>86295714
Yeah, let me post those for you, right now, in this thread, those images you asked for, in this thread... Stay right there.
>>86295598
>>86295607
Something smells fishy
>>86295738
Because Peridot's cute, happy demeanor goes well with Lapis's cynical, depressed attitude.
>>86295564
I feel like Pearl would go on and on about why x race is superior to y race so this seems highly accurate.
>>86295591
I wish Garnet wasn't a thing. Sapphire is far superior waifu material.
>>86295645
>deleting an image
Diseased shipper tactics
>>86295646
When I say humanoid it's not just the way they look, but how they act. It's too human. Give me a Cthulhu monstrosity or a insectoid give mind any day but once we start crossing into human like territory I'd rather just have straight up humans instead.
And yet here I am discussing one of my favorite shows about sentient alien rocks with humanoid hardlight holograms for vessels
>people unironically ship Lapidot
puke.jpg
>>86295859
Lapis was a mistake.
>>86295859
>This triggers the lapidots
>>86295859
>Zuke.png
>>86295872
lapis egg was a mistake
>>86295885
She had her name changed to Puke. Get with the times.
>>86295859
>Not shipping everyone with everyone
Sugar would be disappoint
>>86295826
I really liked We Need to Talk because it stressed how alien Rose and the gems are. I like the idea that they can appear very human but when you get to know them they turn out to be alien in a very disconcerting way.
>>86295859
>>86295872
>>86295874
>>86295885
>>86295888
/sug/ was a mistake.
>>86295872
Agreed.
>>86295906
This
It is The Sweet's wish
>>86295750
Out with it, my dude.
So Rose is straight because she goes with a man but Pearl going with a woman doesn't make her gay.
you know double standards and stuff lol
>>86295916
You were a mistake
>>86295859
Don't be angry at them, pity them. They don't have a choice in the matter.
>>86295956
who cares
lol
>>86295956
Rose was in love with Kanaya she's not straight.
>>86295972
All shippers and waifufags are are to blame.
>>86295956
>seriously thinking that hard about agendered sentient space rocks' sexuality
Tumblr's thattaway, pal.
Lol
>>86295956
Becky said Rose and Pearl were in a romantic relationship
>>86296024
4chan's post abort system is awful. Even Sugar does a better job than this thing.
>>86296072
No
>" I wouldn't say pearls love was unrequited,.."
Podcast interview
>>86295915
Yeah that's part of what got me into this show too, especially the parts about how they're created and that their real bodies actually are their gems. The technicalities and lore of this show is really great, the gayness is just frosting on the cake and the story itself the cherry on top
>>86296072
Not really
>>86291633
I'd be /not concerned/
>>86291883
Should've used the nude edit
>>86296111
I'm hoping that Homeworld or the history of gems turns out to be very alien, like that they were amorphous blobs of light before they discovered humanity or that when they aren't off cracking planets they actually don't have bodies and simply plug in to Homeworld and live virtually.
Neither will likely be true, but something profoundly alien would be appreciated.
>>86292964
Best poly.
>>86296110
Wouldn't that mean that Rose felt the same way.
>>86296249
>combination of the two most cancerous ships
Nah, more like worst.
>>86295956
Rose is bisexual, she dated beings who were same sex and different sex
Pearl is gay because she's only dated another gem, but that may change considering her attraction to a human and not a gem
Were talking scientifically here, not socially
>>86296303
This, desu.
>>86296309
>dated beings who were same sex
[citation needed]
>>86295703
God I just wish someone would give me a hug and tell me things are going to be okay, but I can't bring myself to tell anyone that I'm like this all the time
>>86296309
Scientifically speaking Gems have no sex.
>>86296202
I would be immensely happy if this would be the case, especially considering how advanced homeworld has advanced in the last 5000 years. I want gems plugged into giant deathbots and starships, firing plasma cannons and planet cracking nova bombs dammit!
>>86296336
She and Pearl dated. That's canon.
I get the feeling Rose liked novelty and hated the idea of being together with the same person for eternity.
>>86296425
>She and Pearl dated.
[citation needed]
steven is really fucking retarded in the beginning of the episode. he makes the autistic children named after food seem smart
>>86296445
>steven is really fucking retarded
ftfy
>>86296442
Becky's comment>>86296110
Ian saying that their relationship was romantic.
>>86296410
Yes that's what I'm getting at. if gems dated humans, male or female, then it wouldn't be homosexual at all
>>86296336
You know what I mean you cheeky motherfucker
I WANT PORN OF GARBANZO FUCKING PINTO
>>86296445
It leaked?
When will the episode be up?
>>86296483
That doesn't mean they were "dating"
I could have a lust-filled 5000 year relationship with someone but I still wouldn't call it dating.
Page 10 when
>>86296483
So do you have any real citation and not just quotes that you make into head canon?
>>86296411
I've been thinking about that though. Lapis said that things were very different and that she didn't understand it, implying a lot of technological advancement, but maybe that's not the case. Maybe it's the same old tech adapted to make up for the increasing resource shortages. I'd be pretty aw struck if I went into the future and everyone had cybernetic limbs, not knowing it's actually because of a congenital and wide spread birth defect that gives humans tiny limbs.
>>86296510
https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
>>86296557
FUCK OFF
>>86296557
kek
>>86296557
Dailymotion?
time to go back to trash you faggots
>>86296557
>>86296557
I was going to download it for a laugh, but it's taking far too long for a joke video.
>>86296485
>Yes that's what I'm getting at. if gems dated humans, male or female, then it wouldn't be homosexual at all
I didn't say that and that is not entirely the case.
Gems have no biological sex, but they do seem to adopt female gender, for some reason. So yeah, it WOULD be homosexual.
>>86296599
Not really, but stay butthurt.
>>86296557
>https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
and so it begins
>>86296557
Looks real, 11 minutes, footage I've never seen before, etc...
>>86291703
Underrated, my fucking sides.
>>86296606
It seems legit
>>86296557
Hey sweet. It's the episode. Totes legit.
>>86296557
>https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
IT'S REAL
>>86296703
Nice try, guy.
>>86296557
>Union Gang
>>86296557
wtf it's dolphin porn
>>86296737
Oh no, you're not tricking me again. You say that, but it never is.
>>86296557
Totes legit. Subtitles and all.
Thank you based anon.
>onion and his friends stack up and pretend to be an adult in a trenchcoat
lol
>No dailymotion, yet
>>86296624
I did specify that I meant scientifically. if we get into the social aspects then yes it would be tremendously gay if they dated anyone identifying themselves as female, hell every gem by their very nature is full of rainbows and sparkles.
>>86296774Is it really?
New Thread
>>86296827
>>86296827
>>86296827
Onion talks like his dad.
>>86296837
Welp, it's only one way to find it up.
>>86296557
Is Garbanzo a fucking Pokemon?
>>86296555
True that's another valid assessment, I just hope this show lasts long enough to let us actually see homeworld's predicament and not get cancelled halfway through