Candy Cane Cutie Edition
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>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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MAYOR DEWEY
nth for WELLLLLLL
>>86286322
>Candy Cane Cutie
>not Peppermint Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs
>>86286322
>candy cane
>not pink pearl
your taste is obviously shitty.
Who wins, /sug/?
being a freak is suffering
>Daily Reminder that bismuth still exists and would finish the job with Lapis Lazuli.
>>86286331
thank fuck none of those meme characters were in that episode
I want to marry Lapis
>>86286322
B-But this is halal.
That's a burrito btw
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86286367
You got me there
>>86286387
We Need More Pink Pearl
Another storyboards
Remember that one time Opal was a Nazi
>>86286393
BEST GEM
>>86286331
i've seen been better
>>86286331
I really wanted to do this, but I didn't have the talent or dedication to edit it. I'm glad someone had the same idea though, shine on.
>>86286380
>Hup!
>Yesss!
so cute.
So what do we think Smoky Quartz's additional power is? They left that shit pretty open.
>>86286393
hnngh
>>86286331
>Jasper as Anger Management
>not Jasper as DEAD
One job.
>>86286392
Witnessed
>>86286388
They tear it in half and each keep one.
>>86285983
I wish. Just fucked up a bunch of separate ways. Being argumentative, being kind of a slob, pulling my phone out when clients are around.
>>86286053
Rose lacks the capacity for romantic love. She pretty much stated it outright in We Need To Talk when she said she's never been in love and doesn't even have an idea what it was supposed to feel like, despite swapping back and forth between relationships with Pearl and other men constantly. Mind you, she was in a relationship with PEARL for god knows how long and never figured out that love was any different from appreciation.
This is not a woman who's naive or inexperienced, this is a woman who's physically incapable of love and didn't even realize she couldn't comprehend it until someone shoved it in her face and made her realize just how it screwed her relationships up. And it killed her, because even after all she did, Rose prided herself on her empathy, and now she was realizing there was a cardinal emotion she wasn't capable of feeling
That's why Steven exists, that's why Rose had no issue with giving up her physical form to become part of him: If she could merge a part of the man with nothing but love and learn the feeling she never knew she lacked, it would all be worth it
>>86286393
Damn straight
>>86286358
>Have four survivors fallowing me, walk into court yard
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA starts playing
also fucking love your pic, you make it?
I demand Malacute!
>>86286419
Pink Pearl >>>>>> Pearl
>>86286390
>best friend stopped talking to me
>she was the only person I could obsess over Jasper with
>>86286427
I wonder if she makes good cookies.
>Hilary and Zuke episodes with animation directors other than Ki-Yong Bae & Sue Hong Kim
>Historical Friction (directed by Byung Ki Lee: Ki-Yong and Sue Hong did Onion Friend instead)
>Barn Mates (directed by Hye Sung Park: Ki-Yong and Sue Hong did Gem Drill instead)
>Beta (directed by Byung Ki Lee: Ki-Yong and Sue Hong did Earthlings instead)
>>86284843
Now go back at the steben posting everybody.BTW, do you guys have that Steven gif with the old Greg's shirt? i can't find it.
>>86286444
Back. Why is toned back so fucking sexy?
middle of a 40 hour work week, i dont want to sleep
>>86286392
Witnessed, quick, before you disappear, link us the artist of that so we can watch it again.
>>86286469
Merchant Anon here, I just sold the following today...
>Two SU pops (Garnet and Amethyst)
>Lapis Lazuli, Amethyst, and Pearl Mystery Minis
>Monopoly board
>Two Lapis Lazuli pins
And don't worry, I'm keeping the second Monopoly board for myself.And why does no one want Lion? I'm sitting on more Lion pins than Lapis Lazuli pins.
>>86286449
good shoop
>>86286469
the Diamond's pearls don't wear diamonds on them though (for some reason)
>>86286393
>rose is the only person who's ever escaped the bismuth hole unscathed
>steven managed to survive but got mental scarring from the experience
>>86286486
sleep gosh darn you.
>>86286393
She will never come back, her story was a one-off, nowhere o go with her, she'd become another meme in the meme barn.
Plus they got a high price VA for her, so you know she ain't coming back.
>>86286463
Nope. Just reminding folks of 10 years of Dead Rising this month.
Props to the requestfag who asked for this. Because now we have 2 pics of the homeworld gems as these fuckers.
steven is also present in the deepweb lol
>>86286392
Eh, I decided to say fuck it and do the most logical pairing rather than one that would look more fitting.
Moe Jasper it is.
>>86286393
>>86286456
whyyyyyy do I want to see Bismuth cracking gems and torturing gems
leak when?
>>86286338
Good for Beach City, Good for America
Post Peridot.
>>86286495
DO I YET LIVE IS THE DREAM NOT YET OVER? WITNESS ME!!
>>86286392
>>86286392
>>86286468
did you bring a sacrifice
>>86286529
Oh wow, this is terrific!
>>86286511
the music still gives me nightmares, good to see we get two pics of this reference
ive been doing the -eeeeeeeeeell joke for days with no picture
>>86286514
do you have ANY idea of what you just have done?
>>86286456
Why did Lapis' internal organs all get squeezed into her breasts? It's a shame Bismuth missed the gem.
Which lunchbox would you get as a kid?
>>86286543
do you honestly fucking care about a townie ep?
>>86286553
>>86286553
OPS FOR GOT THE LINK http://limerickee.tumblr.com/
>>86286558
If you insistEGG, EGG, EGG
>>86286470
I'll be your friend
>>86286473
Her copper chip cookies are delicious.
>>86286529
damn man, youre really good at these
good stuff
>>86286529
Nice.
>>86286562
>>86286564
Hmmmm...
Why are they so perfect?
>>86286575
>reusing old art and designs
this is pissing me off
Did you know that it is illegal to say "I want to kill the Yellow Diamond of the Diamond Authority"? It's one of the few sentences on Homeworld that is illegal to say. But it was okay for me to say it because I am warning you, it's like a public service announcement.
But do you know what is interesting? It is VERY illegal, to say, "I really really think someone should kill Yellow Diamond of the Diamond Authority". That's illegal; very, extremely illegal. But it's not illegal to say "with a laser light canon", because that's its own sentence. It's an incomplete sentence but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that. That's perfectly fine, perfectly legal.
I also found out that it is incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on Homeworld transmission channels and say something like "the best place to fire a laser light cannon at the Yellow Palace is from Spire 008 sub facet 4-52 because of minimal security and you will have a clear line to Yellow Diamond's office". INSANELY illegal! Recklessly insanely illegal. Yet even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram (pic related).
INSANELY, HORRIBLY FELONIOUS! Because they will come to your facet when you are alone and they will lock you up! Extremely against the law.
Uh, one that that is technically legal, "we have a group that meets the every 5th work cycle at 550 subcycle under the 7th tertiary galaxy warp bridge".
Sic semper tyrannis.
>>86286575
the one on the right because you can see more of the characters
Headcanon:
If Eyeball fused with Sapphire their fusion wouldn't quite be Garnet. It would be Pyrope (greek for "Fire Eye"). Whether or not she can see the future in her mind's eye is up for debate
>>86286575
Me now would get the one on the left.
Kid me would get the one on the right.
>>86286575
Left
>>86286500
sell where? I would like to know
>>86286530
Because she is best, and cracking lesser gems is what she does best.
>>86286583
>>86286583
not good enough. Malachite needs blood. Or fruit.
>>86286470
fuck you forever and ever slim
>>86286552
>>86286575
>as a kid
Where do you think you are anon?
>>86286392
Holy fuck dude. Is... Is.... That going to accompany that peridot job search audio?
Why is Neurotic and Haughty but easily Embarrassed Yellow Pearl best Pearl?
>>86286468
>>86286608
>inb4 jasperless versions
>>86286608
Someone post the /sug/ edit we did of this
>>86286575
Right
>>86286637
>>86286575
Group close-up. Though I'd like to see the other side before making a decision.
>>86286608
>Steven's girlfriend is literally furthest from him
>>86286619
Left one looks better but I would want the right as a kid also.
>>86286366
>People always think up these grandiose theories about Lapis. Watch her intended purpose and involvenment be nothing special, like how her backstory of her mirror entrapment ended up being
Ouch.
>>86286635
Do crabs count?
>>86286530
Because you're a degenerate who likes to imagine a big beefy rebel Gem hurting frilly, delicate court Homeworld Gems.but so am I
>>86286635
Oh, there will be blood. Believe you me there will be blood.FROG FROG FROG
>>86286613
>>86286322
Where is my new episode, /sug/?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE LEAKS
>>86286645
THERE IS AUDIO TO IT AT http://limerickee.tumblr.com/
>>86286392
>>86286392
>>86286392
>>86286645
It has already been synched
Cookie Cat vs Dogcopter who lives who dies?
>>86286479
>The same guy that directed Historical Friction also directed Beta
Oh wow, what the fuck happened there. Historical Friction didn't look anywhere as bad as Beta.
>>86286575
Neither
I would've only gotten something cool or pretty looking, nothing with big dumb cartoon faces that are plain looking and make me feel like a weenie on it
>>86286564
R-Rebecca? You okay there?
>>86286648
>>86286613
wkuk is the fucking best.
>>86286453
I'm hearing what you're throwing out. Ties in with the ED too, so that adds further to it.
I wonder why none of the other Gems sat her down and explained that shit to her, though? We know they're capable of romantic love, at least, and surely they must have figured something was off.
>>86286426
post more Nazi gems
>>86286676
well that made me laugh, so, yes.
>>86286697
Ah, that one. Now it makes sense.
>>86286661
>>86286529
THIS ISN'T FUNNYjk this is funny, gj
>>86286613
>>86286683
>still using laser light batteries
>>86286724
Any picture of jasper is nazi gems.
do you think PD pearl is bubbled somewhere?
>>86286468
>posting the wrong version
>>86286697
THE DREAM IS DEAD YET I STILL GO ON... WHY....
>>86286752
>still using mortars
A mortar will still kill you dead.
>>86286744
>perifags have to completely draw their waifu off model to find her attractive
Here goes nothing:MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE
>>86286331
Garnet.
As
A conversation.
> not two lesbian midgets in a raincoat
Why does Steven have pink skin
>>86286762
I actually want to see if steven will ever accidentally activate a injector and create a pearl.
>>86286393
She did literally nothing wrong
>>86286652
>>86286771
called it
>>86286759
i could never find one
>>86286797
>>86286779
Heres your (you)
>>86286801
Besides try to kill her friend and then try to kill her friends son for disagreeing with her.
>>86286771
>still butthurt that no one saved your shitty cropping
Get over it, dude.
>>86286801
She wanted to kill people
>>86286771
you forgot something
>>86286822
Calm down senpai, I didn't make this version, just thought it was funny.
>>86286801
She made a mistake, but if Steven WAS rose she would have been completely justified.
Best gem.
>tfw you'll never get a chance to hug Peri
>>86286726
It's tough being a malachite fag, also nice file name Jim
>>86286697
Gems don't need to breathe, suspension of disbelief broken, I can't fap to this trash.
>>86286822
you do realize that the person who added Jasper in the water wasn't the same person who cropped Jasper out of it, right? it hasn't been that long
>>86286801
She made a really shitty weapon.
>>86286583 OOO
>>86286681 VVV
>>86286781 XXX
Your offering has been accepted.http://imgur.com/a/mBCAw
Ideal Type:
Jasper
What do they mean by this
http://www.quartzpage.de/gen_types.html
>>86286606
Sauce, pl0x
>>86286843
feels bad
>>86286866
LITERALLY PERFECT
Lappy makes me happy
Why is /sug/ so full of contrarians. Outside of 4chan everyone I know loves Peridot. Hell, there's a SU fan club on campus and everyone loves her.
>>86286825
>implying wanting to kill the homeworks scum is a bad thing
>>86286843
>>86286886
>ywn rock lava eyeshadow like this
Kms
>>86286615
Yeah but gems can't change where their gem is located, even in fusions
>>86286892
I've got your answer
>>86286892
>mfw Peridot
>>86286675
>inb4 it turns out the only remarkable thing Lapis will have going for her is her stupidly OP hydrokinesis
>>86286552
What a second. If Jasper's diamond is pink, then why isn't she pink?
>>86286697
My dick! Jesus!
>>86286826
thats the same pic
>>86286910
Killing is wrong, they would be no better than the enemy.
>>86286724
>>86286813
Well, this Jasper was originally a nazi, if that counts.
>>86286941
She spent the past 4000 years serving Yellow Diamond. Of course she would get a fucking uniform change somewhere in there.
>>86286804
That's not the version you think it is.Look next to Bismuth
>>86286938
I thought they were doing the Oppa Gangnam Style dance from the thumbnail.
>tfw I keep making these doodles and I never finish them
One day... ;_;
>>86286936
Better version
>>86286877
Would you pet a Purridot?
>>86286952Look above Amethyst
>>86286941
Same reason why the Ruby squad are red and not yellow
>>86286866
>http://www.quartzpage.de/gen_types.html
PROOF THAT JASPER IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY PERFECT
KYS DENIERS
Rose was using imperial exploitation to overthrow the Diamond Authority... so she can end imperial exploitation. In her new authority, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for hollow praise from superiors. Not for promotions to higher positions in the authority! Not for what they're told is right. Every gem will be free to fight her own wars!
One day, every gem will control her own destiny! A galaxy of the truly free dammit! An empire of action not words -- ruled by emotion not committee! Where the law changes to suit the relationship, not the other way around! Where power and justice are back where they belong, in the hands of the people! Where every gem is free -- to think --to act -- For herself! Fuck all these limp-mohs lawyers, and these brittle bureaucrats! Fuck this 24/7 gemternet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck Homeworld Pride -- fuck the media -- Fuck - all of it! Homeworld is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... It needs to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new Homeworld will be born! Evolved but unchained! The single will be purged -- and the most loving will thrive -- free to live as they see fit! They'll make Homeworld great again!
>>86286608
Wait, where's Garnet's legs in this picture
And isn't Jasper taller than her
>>86286936
>>86286975
DONT WANNA
DONT HAFTA
>>86286974
May your sacrifice andforced vacation be remembered.
>tfwLast One Out has damaged my soul
>tfwI'm actually considering dropping SU altogether because of that DISGUSTING BIKER DYKE
I'm not even angry anymore, I'm just sad.
>>86286892
since that episode I can't stop myself to call her "peperidot".
>>86286952
This is all I have to say to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gEQlcFVJs
>>86286954
>killing is wrong
No it's not. Especially when there trying to kill you.
>>86286964
Oh I love it now.
It also makes me realize how defensive I've become. This sucks.
>>86286331
It's like they tried their hardest not to be funny at all
>>86286996
>The single will be purged
>>86286479
>>86286703
>post season 1A Lamar and Hellen/Zuke/Katie episodes not directed by Yong Seop Jeong (usual director for their episodes from House Guest to Winter Forecast)/Byung Ki Lee (usual director for their episodes starting with Shirt Club)
Fusion Cuisine (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park; Yong did Secret Team instead)
Love Letters (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park; Byung did Say Uncle instead)
Onion Friend (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim; Byung did Historical Friction instead)
Bismuth (the mostly Lamar and Katie half directed by Hye Sung Park; Byung co-directed Crack the Whip with Hye instead and temporarily changed the status quo to being Hye doing Lamar & Katie episodes and Byung doing Raven & Paul episodes)
Back to the Moon (directed by Hye Sung Park)
Buddy's Book (co-directed by Hye and Byung; restoring the director status quo as seen with Future Boy Zoltron and Onion Gang)
>>86286996
>>86286468
>>86286771
>>86286826
>posting the Jasper edits
For shame, all of you! I can't believe you would insult the artwork of someone by posting those!
>>86286929
>>86286923
>>86287007
>>86286552
>>86286869Look at filename on this pic.
>>86286892
i got my sister into the show and i was proud when she told me that jasper was her second favorite gem but when i asked her who her first was and she responded with peridot i immediately cut all ties with her and now we don't talk any more
>>86287004
Please do, and never come back.
>>86287009
They were doing fine by just poofing them, no need to full shatter, face it, your waifu is trash dawg
>>86286996
Is she still cute?
>>86287025
I'm too much of a potato to finish them properly. ;_; sorry
>>86286996
Was Rose framed?
>>86286552
>>86287030
i can still see Jasper to the far left
Lappy makes me happy.
>>86287057
That episode is the only reason I like her. I hated her ever since Cry for Help, but this episode saved her.It also gave me some serious FLCL vibes
>>86287004
Meh. That Roadrunner tribute bought it another chance for me, even if Last One Out Of Beach City was pretty bad.
>>86286941
the underside of her gem is pink and she has red stripes...
but ignoring that, probably because muh plot twist
>>86287057
very
>>86287057
Why has no one remade this with apink cockreplacing the can? it's perfect, some needs to do it.
>>86286941
oh my god Amethyst you can't just ask someone why they're not pink
>>86286915
I've got good news, anon! It's literally just chunky red glitter on top of metallic red eyeshadow!
https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lady-gaga-super-bowl-50-ftr1.jpg?w=600&h=600&crop=1
>>86286987
i did not see him there
he blended right in
like a feesh
>>86287057
No. She was never cute.
>>86287076
>liking worst episode that completely regresses the character
What a fucking pleb.
>>86286624
A swap meet in SoCal.
>>86287084
What a silly question. Nowhere was it ever implied that a gem had to share its' leader's color scheme.
>>86286977
mmmmmmyess
>>86287057
Always
>>86287118 was directed at >>86286941
>>86287117
Man, put that shit on ebay or something, I would buy.
>>86287057
I-I...I don't know. That episode cut deep. Really, really deep.It's a week later, and here I am, crying myself to sleep, listening to gutwrenchingly depressing music https://youtube.com/watch?v=171skzi5BKc
>>86286936
>>86286975
>>86287001
There's a shitload of Lapis on this shirt done by a ton of different people. Too bad I don't have them saved.
>>86287057
where's the guacola edit
>>86286938
this would be so in-character i now want it to be a real thing in an episode. like, the next time they pull her out of the barn for something she's practicing with this when they show up, then just casually takes it off and puts it aside without comment.
>>86287065
I have no idea what you're talking about anon. That little smudge to the left? Just a part of the sky.
>>86287076
I don't really get this FLCL thing. I watched the show after hearing about the similarities to Last One Out of Beach City, but I wasn't feeling any vibes man. It was just weird and confusing.
>>86287100
the mark of a true fisherman
>>86287120
OH, that's supposed to be rain!
>>86287060
Yes.
>>86286941
pink diamond fucked the orange mailman
>>86287145
>that back
>that over the shoulder look
Fuuuuck
>the episode that made the pearlfags consider suicide
Fucking episode of the year, all years.
>>86287111
>>86287159
nah the episode was fucking great
my new all time favorite
>>86286866
P E R F E C T
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:(c
>>86287172
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, HUH MISTER FUNNYMAN?!
>>86287030
You guys are sick. I can't believe you posted the version without the wrong sky.
>>86287120
Peri is lord of all cute cats!
>>86287188
I agree, I loved the episode, just don't get the FLCL meme.
>>86287162
Is it? I thought some gem cum leaked out of her or something.
>>86287205
but which gem is the lord ofthe locker room?
>>86287158
>the fucking Pomeranian pubic hair
why do artists ruin their things like this
>>86287184
But... Pearl fags loved that episode.
That vast majority of the people who said it was good were Pearl Fags! Everyone else said it was shit!
I'm confused.
>>86287205
Pericat is adorable, but Lapis Lazkitty has her beat.
>>86287207
I think it was mostly the music combined with the rebellious Pearl thing.
It wasn't a heavy vibe, but it was still there.
>>86287184
amaet committed suicide because loobc killed pearlmethyst
i is sad
>>86287035
Thank youu
>>86287229
Kek, were you here when the episode came out? So many Pearlfags were talking about how it ruined Pearl. It was hilarious.
also reminder that exotica jasper is my wife
>>86286606
>Karaoke
Gem Karaokeand the rest of the shortswhen
Who could we expect to sing there aside from obvious ones like Steven
>>86287158
you can't deny what we both know
>>86287188
Episode about Greg being arrested for Pearl's crime when? That was his car; running the license plate will lead them straight to Greg. Yes, he has an alibi but it's just the word of two friends against the car that was very much not stolen.
>>86286387
>>86287207
The meme came from someone who posted in the thread saying the episode reminded him of the anime FLCL, claiming it gave him "FLCL vibes". Apparently reddit had been saying similar things, because he got some pushback in the thread from people accusing him of copying meme opinions from reddit. He got offended and denied getting his thoughts from reddit, stating that simply saying the episode had FLCL vibes wasn't meme. To spite him, people starting posting "FLCL vibes" as a meme.
>>86287017
and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams
>>86287022
>post-season 1A Joe and Jeff episodes from Space Race-Marble Madness not directed by Ki-Yong Bae & Sue Hong Kim and Story for Steven-onward not directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park
Garnet's Universe (Directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park; Ki-Yong and Sue Hong did Alone Together instead)
On the Run (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Seonjae Lee, who's only other post-season 1A episode was Rose's Scabbard, though he did co-direct most of Joe and Jeff's season 1A episodes)
Say Uncle (directed by Byung Ki Lee; Ki-Yong and Jin-Hee directed Love Letters instead)
Every one of Colin and Jeff's episodes have been directed by Ki-Yong and Jin-Hee
>>86287277
>stick lady was driving the car
>greg is not a stick lady
>>86287258
I was there, and I remember that it was the Pearl fags who were defending Pearls shit characterization in that episode simply because they got a chance to see their waifu be "bad pearl".
>>86287057
>pinky up
yeah
>>86287111
Pearl is best gem. This is objective fact. People are free to dislike Pearl, as long as they acknowledge that they are wrong.
>>86287229
wall anon and some other pearlfags were complaining that it ruined her character. I was a pearl hater and the episode made me like pearl, so i've been seeing the opposite.
>>86287311
>objective
Opinion discarded
>>86287304
Next time you see the Pearl wall guy, ask him about it.
>>86287292
I thought it was just people making fun of an opinion that got posted a lot when the episode came out but made no actual sense
>>86287250
No prob Bob.
>>86287311
>Pearl is best gem. This is objective fact.
>was going to let Steven fall to his death
>best gem
Kek, no. Jasper is best gem because all she wanted to do was avenge her diamond
>>86286700
Dog Copter ultimately wins after Cookie Cats moral ambiguity is highlighted. However it all works out for everyone as Cookie Cat is then forced to flee Earth and settles on returning home, where he finds his family safe and happy for his return.
>>86287258
As a Pearlfag I really don't understand that... this episode was great, it really felt like she's let go of the past and is living in the now and enjoying it.
>>86287188
As a standalone short? It's fine, good even if you like sort of thing.
As part of Steven universe as a whole? it's down there with Hit the diamond and sadie's song in the "pointless shit that was made for the sake of making it".
>>86287349
it's Lapis
>>86287302
Did they ever get a good look at her? It seems all they saw were her tail lights.
>>86287265
>tfw no Jasper short
>>86287351
and don't you forget it
>>86286322
>it's a food analogy
This needs to stop
>>86287342
I don't recall it being posted a lot, I just remember the one guy getting shit for it here. Apparently it's been posted on other sites though, that's why people were making fun of him for it. Whether or not the opinion makes sense is I think immaterial to the meme itself.
>>86287370
you ready freddy?
>>86287388
That's not an analogy, it's an alliteration. Go back to /v/, you mouthbreathing fucking mongoloid.
>>86286419
>>86287351
Don't forget Rape.
Boisterous, adorable rape.
Post diamonds!
>>86287370
OK Freddy.
>>86287393
IT'S LAPIS
>>86287361
This.
I did not see it coming at all that Pearl would be the gem to date a human, it opens so much for Pearl and the show with her being more acquainted into human life
>>86287430
>>86286322
What the hell kind of drugs have Ruby and Sapphire been taking?
>>86287430
>>86287425
Are you talking about Pearl or Jasper?
Welp /sug/ I'm getting to bed
Night, it's been real.
>>86287301
>post-Season 1A Raven and Paul episodes not directed by Hye Sung Park
Warp Tour (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park; Hye did The Test instead)
Rose's Scabbard (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Seonjae Lee; Hye did Open Book instead)
The Return (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim; Hye did Political Power instead)
Gem Drill (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim; Hye did Barn Mates instead)
Crack the Whip (directed by Hye Sung Park AND Byung Ki Lee; hye would direct the following few Lamar and Katie episodes instead)
Earhlings (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim; Byung did Beta instead)
The Kindergarten Kid (directed by Byung Ki Lee)
>>86287382
>short of peridot going through her logs and finding footage of jasper bullying her and crying about pink diamond on the handship
>>86287481
lapis
=)
>>86287481
Pearl
Jasper is desperate, primal rape.
Lapis is spiteful, sadomasochistic rape.
>>86287472
This should be edited so the 2 eyes on the right one are mushed together to look like one big eye.
>>86287484
Sweet dreams, anon.
>>86286427
>>86287425
>the top eyes have an expression of horror
this is extremely unsettling
>>86287349
>looked up that artist
This is the best Pearlapis pic I ever came across. Plays up their differences while still embracing their similarities... somehow. Strikes the right cord
>>86287493
How do you earn a YD point?
>>86286483
>>86287484
nighty night
>>86287548
Shattering a Peridot
>>86287518
=(3)
>>86287548
you let a planet die
>>86287525
I'm glad Rebecca Sugar is giving all varieties of rapists proper representation.
>>86287548
Why would you want a yd point when you can get all the doc points you want by letting her sit in your lap?
Then you can spend them to get her to sit in your lap.
It's a vicious cycle that I don't want to break.
what if Pink Diamond isn't the sweetheart the fandom has made her to be?
>>86287548
Destroy Earth, making sure Rose Quartz and the rest of her rebellion are well and truly gone.
>>86287547
Lapis just looks damn good in a dress like that
>>86287589
Well people do say the show is about love in all forms
>>86287618
I don't expect her to be, I just want her to be.
>>86287525
what would you call garnet raping amethyst in cry for help?
or sadie trying to rape lars by trapping him on an island?
>>86287547
Looks pretty good. Only nitpick I have is that they missed playing on their height differences. Then again, character heights on this show are a joke.
So when exactly do we go back to /trash/?
>>86287589
>Still no daterape
Pearl needs to sneak up to Steven and fuse with him while he's asleep.
>>86286797
>>86287633
Including surprise and unexpected "love"! Bravo Sucrose
>>86287618
i already told you, i will kill myself if pd turns out to be evil
>>86287668
Some time after tomorrow if news of new episodes doesn't come in.
>>86286990
>>86287649
I called sardonyx boisterous, adorable rape, but the rape type would be manipulative, coercive rape.
sadie would be similar.
>>86287694
damn i wish to see pd outfit for her
Request from the last thread. Police Garnet and her new partner, who doesn't play by the rules.I can't draw guns.
>>86287650
I dunno if I've seen any lapearl that does their height difference, most people seem to make them the same height
I think for some reason Lapis looks more like a kid next to Pearl because of their difference in height yet similar appearance. Like a mini blue Pearl
>>86287668
I'm legitimately sad about this
>>86287618
I would be highly disappoint, but understand its my own headcanon's undoing.
>>86286604
After this many, I'd hope so.
Just went and updated my edit count document for the first time in months.
518 total
The Pizza Family, Frydad, Peedee, Yellow Tail - 0
Centipeetle, Rainbow Quartz, Mr. Maheswaran, Lion, Kevin, Mr. Smiley, Suitcase Sam - 1
Bismuth, Blue Diamond, Sugilite, Buck, Onion, Vidalia, Barbara, Sadie, Alexandrite, Jamie - 2
Sardonyx, Dr. Maheswaran, Ruby Squad, Opal, Malachite, Sour Cream - 3
Smoky Quartz - 4
Lars - 4
Ronaldo - 4
Marty - 4
Yellow Diamond - 5
Clusters - 5
Ruby Squad - 6
Mayor Dewey - 6
Yellow Pearl - 7
Bloople - 8
Stevonnie - 8
Rose - 11
Connie - 11
Greg - 15
Sapphire - 16 - 7 solo
Ruby - 18 - 9 solo
Steven - 33
Garnet - 33
Amethyst - 34
Jasper - 49
Lapis - 53
Pearl - 65 - 1 holoPearl
Peridot - 82
Of course, this isn't necessarily a popularity poll or anything, but I find it interesting that Lapis and Jasper are so high considering how relatively few episodes they've had.
>>86287485
>Season 1B Hilary and Katie episodes not directed by Hye Sung Park (their season 2 episodes; Joy Ride, presumably Beach Shorts, and We Need to Talk, were all directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim)
Secret Team (directed by Yong Seop Jeong)
Alone Together (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim)
Maximum Capacity (directed by Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park; ironically this is the only episode of theirs they did even though in theory they should've been Hilary and Katie's usual directors)
Onion?
Onion!
ONION!
French Jasper doesn't fit at all but French Garnet, hmmm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimj_IvYR9Q
>>86287650
>>86287720
In the pic, lapis looks 2" shorter or so PLUS she's wearing heel while Pearl is not
>>86287759oh onion
>>86287739
I appreciate attention to detail in edits, and that little overlay of Rose's dress is just brilliant.
>>86287739
>Jasper and Lapis are winning
Clearly the victors earn their backwards prize of being featured in more edits
>>86287739
HW trio have attractive and brightly colorful faces, it's fun to spice up images with them
>>86287739
they are the best
>>86287716
>21 Beach Street
>Bad Gems
>Tangite & Kashmire Sapphire
>Lethal Fusion
>>86287799
O crap just saw peridot
>>86287767
Second version of Stronger than You in French, which undoes the censorship (the first version removed the meaning of the song being about a relationship and specifically used the word 'friendship' when it did, most notably in the first version just using vocalizations in the lo-o-o-ove part and this second version using a-a-a-amour):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7taRz5RVT4
>>86287618
Not even worth considering. If PD isn't the sweetest, most kind hearted mom character ever then Sugar is a hack and should kill herself.
>>86287767
Really? I feel like it's the other way around. I really like Jasper's voice, but Garnet sounds like a child.But Pearl's little moan when she jacks into the ship...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRIwA88Ivrc
>You see, I'm looking for the Queen Fish, maybe you have seen her.
>She always steals the scene with a body that's obscener
>than the cutest of the cuties, flowing grace and beauty
>from the brain to the booty, the darling of the sea.
>>86287767
jasper sounds like a young uptight foreign language teacher
garnet sounds like a slutty cougar foreign language teacher
>>86287830
For me Jasper's voice sounds too feminine and not growly enough.I prefer the German moan
>>86287851
I take it you took french in high school.
If you'll pardon the comparison, I think Yellow Diamond, and by extension, the rest of the Diamond Authority direct their forces in the same way a person would play a real-time strategy game.
Hear me out:
>Each gem has a specific function in society-- Bismuths are builders, Peridots are technical workers, Rubies are infantry, and so on-- and all of them require some level of resources to produce, along with their ships and technology
>When asked what Connie would be if she was a gem, Rebecca Sugar replied that she would either be a blue one-- a thinker/seer-- or a green one-- a technology specialist, indicating divisions in specialties amongst gem colors
>In Mission Recieved, Yellow Diamond is grateful for Peridot's efforts and seeks to preserve her as a unit, indicating a desire to avoid any unnecessary losses, in turn conserving resources >The colonization process of other worlds annihilates all life on said planet, but allows for more gems to be produced and gem culture to advance. Homeworld doesn't have anything against organic life, it's just an obstacle whose destruction was never a considerable factor
What do you guys think?
>>86286851
i should be doing my homework right now
Saw the new pearl episode. Jesus tap dancing christ Pearl was dropping her spaghetti all over the place
>>86287361
Nice Karamatsu reference
>>86287865
>Rebecca Sugar replied that she would either be a blue one-- a thinker/seer-- or a green one-- a technology specialist, indicating divisions in specialties amongst gem colors
She did not use so many words. It's on BuZzfeed i remember
>diplomat
>>86287851
i retract my statement on garnet because when she sings she sounds like a slutty foreign language teacher who is also a child
>>86287890
>slutty foreign language teacher who is also a child
>voicing short-haired baby Pink Diamond days Jasper
>>86287767
French Peridot is the fucking worst.
>>86287754
>season 1A animation director Teams
>Rough Draft Korea Teams
>Dong Soo Lee and Hee Man Yang
Laser Light Cannon
Bubble Buddies
>Seong Wook Yun and Jae Bok Lee
Cheeseburger Backpack
Arcade Mania
>Dong Soo Lee and Jae Bok Lee
So Many Birthdays
>Dong Soo Lee and Hye Sung Park
Rose's Room (one of only two Joe and Jeff episodes not animated at SMIP, the other being Say Uncle)
Beach Party
Mirror Gem
>Yong Seop Jeong
Cat Fingers
Tiger Millionaire
Onion Trade
Joking Victim
An Indirect Kiss
>SMIP Teams
>Ki-Yong Bae, Jin-Hee Park, and Seonjae Lee
Gem Glow
>Ki-Yong Bae, Young-Wha Yoon, and Seo-Whan Kim
Together Breakfast
>Ki-Yong Bae, Jin-Hee Park, and Young-Wha Yoon
Frybo
Giant Woman
Lars and the Cool Kids
>Ki-Yong Bae, Seonjae Lee, and Seo-Whan Kim
Serious Steven
Steven's Lion
Steven the Sword Fighter
>Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park
Lion 2: The Movie
Monster Buddies
>Ki-Yong Bae and Young-Wha Yoon
Coach Steven
Ocean Gem
>Ki-Yong Bae and Seonjae Lee
Steven and the Stevens
>>86287767
I'm curious now, are their are foreign dub clips out there for the "MY DIAMOND" scene yet? I thought Kimberly Brooks knocked it out of the park, so I'm curious how the other jaspers would compare
Why are eating gems sexiest gems?
>>86287887
Oh. Well, I saw those connections drawn somewhere, at least.
>>86287913
Not them, but I always used :large on Twitter. I didn't think there was a difference.
Now I'm wondering how much quality I've past up.
>>86287767
Ich liebe Deutsche Yellow Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n78SRK1TzvQ
>>86287858I just heard the German moan and it is indeed superior.
>>86287937
That desperate choking sound she makes when Steven doesn't remember Pink Diamond tears my heart in two.
>>86287956
>the German moan and it is indeed superior.
Well they are the superior race.
>>86287913
What's the phrase I'm looking for... fuck you? I don't care? Stop wasting images, you giant waste of oxygen?
>>86287950
>Mein diamond!
>salutes
Mein sides
Did PD love her Jasper soldier?
>>86287964
>tfw your sworn enemy who is the reason for your shitty life doesn't even remember killing YOUR DIAMOND
>>86287950
German should be the language of Homeworld used in the English version too.
>>86287950
>Mein Diamond
>>86287950
>DER CLUSTER
why is the cluster der instead of die?
Will do a request before bedso I keep practicing. If I get lazy I will end up doing it less and less
>>86288037
Man, that's fucked up. Imagine if someone killed your parents, and later when you confront them they don't even remember doing it; as if the entire event held that little importance to them. A small insignificant moment to them, but something that meant the world to you. Then imagine your get your ass kicked by them and then you die from aids.
>>86288037
Tell me, how many breads have you eaten in your life?
>>86288089
Lion wearing sunglasses
Who is the cutest person on planet earth and why is it Sucrose?
>>86287833
that was nice
>>86287950
>when she gets angry and has to fit in like 20 words quickly
hah.
I like that they didn't have her going MMNNNNHHH.
>>86288098
She can't help it.
>>86287907
>we get a cameo from newborn Jasper
>the first thing we see her do is sonic dash her way through a hoard of hulking crystal gems brutally murder 10 of them with a few punches and headbutts
>she turns to whoever we are getting this flashback from, probably the lost defective pearl
>we can tell she is free of emotional baggage and crippling depression because she has shorter hair and is wearing her mom's diamond instead of her foster mom's diamond
>she opens her mouth to speak
>we are at the edge of our seat to hear what she will say
>newborn Jasper's voice sounds like a squeaky five year old child
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>86288096
for me, it was just Tuesday
>>86288127
Dear Sugar...
>>86288127
kys
>>86288094
>>86288037
>>86287964
For you, the day that Rose Quartz graced your pitiful Diamond was the most important day of your life.
For me, it was Tuesday
I can't see how Jasperdemption will ever live up to Peridemption. Perdemption just happened so naturally.
>>86287937
i can assure you that they all will be horrible, especially the couple of dubs that have her voiced by men
>>86288094
fucking Tuesday strikes again
>>86288113
Is it even legal for one person to be this adorable?!
>>86288094
Jasper should've known something was up with "Rose"
>Jailbreak: This... thing.
>AaS: This dulled down version of Rose Quartz works for you now?
Surely she had an inkling but Earthlings was the AHEM nail in the coffin
>>86288119
From this angle the front of her hair looks like Pac-Man.
>>86288143
It won't since it's not happening.
>>86287950
>>86287865
I figured homeworld gems for more of the Grand Strategy sort.
>>86288094
just a day in the life of eternalsufferingsper
>>86288085
plural
>>86288143
Peridemption was forced, but not in a bad way. Cluster demanded if
>>86287720
>I dunno if I've seen any lapearl that does their height difference, most people seem to make them the same height
I think I've only seen like one or two artists that've played on that, but yeah. It's a shame too because I'm a total sucker for height difference, even if it's not that extreme with them since Lapis only seems to be between half a head to a head shorter than Pearl (barring Lamar and Katie episodes where they're always the same height for whatever reason).
And yeah, I can see that. To think that'd be even more pronounced if they had gone with one of their proto Lapis designs that was literally a mini blue Pearl.
>>86287768
Good point on the heels. I can buy their almost same height more easily this way.
>>86288153
I've said it before about rupphire, it's a felony in 9 states and the district of columbia. Why do you think Sucrose has to duck into canada to distribute her black market memes?
>>86288174
>>86288120
Or a teenage girl so I can still fap
>>86288145
Are there any good Jasper dub actors?
>>86288143
if it takes up and ruins an entire season like peridot's and it causes jasper to become an overused meme like peridot then i don't want it
>>86288185
Forced how though? She was surprised by the beauty, complexity, and diversity of life on Earth, apparently being rather one of a kind in the grand scheme of things, and suggested that Homeworld could make better use of Earth's unique resources than simply blowing it up. It was a logical decision on Peridot's part, hence it was natural.
>>86288215
Sugar is felon!
Crime: being too sugary sweet and having the best smile.
>>86288037
Kinda like life, huh?
The person who bullied you as a kid probably doesnt even remember you at all.
>>86288229
i remeber liking the japanese one
>>86288120
>"I'm the perfect quartz, you gotta deal with it!"
>>86287716
Thank you so much!
>>86288178
No. Der is not used for plural. Die is used for plural (and feminine, but also non-feminine plurals).
>>86288213
I like Lapearl in part for their similar height and build. Some may say it's boring, but for SU ships it's actually more uncommon if anything
Now take a look at the very latest frame Pearl and Lapis share. Though yes size fluctuation is just par for the course
>>86288243
Exactly. It's not like she immediately betrayed Yellow Diamond. She thought that Yellow Diamond would naturally understand the logical benefits of using Earth's resources (though as Peridot started to say, she didn't want it to disrupt the local population/life there).
>>86288176
>My Diamond!
>I write to you with shocking news! Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover her plot to Kill Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG!
>Your humble Kindergarten Tecnician, Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
>>86288282
Genitive case.
>>86288244
I think you can see the outline of her tits in that picture
>>86288294
*O just realized you pointed out the Lamar/Katie thing already
>>86288313
Not.
For.
Sexual.
Do not sexualize the Becky, she is pure and you are not allowed to say lewd things about her or Ian.
>>86288313
Sugar is NOT for sexual.
>>86286700
>Who dies?
The human race.
>>86287244
They're still alive on their main tumblr blog.
>>86288229
The latin american spanish one is actually pretty fitting from what I've heard of it.
>>86288294
>rubies playing "drown the children" with lapis
squad goals
>>86288120
>Kimberly Brooks uses her buena girl voice for newborn Jasper
>>86288371
so i've noticed
>>86288229
I love German Jasper. Husky
http://youtu.be/upZXb5o8_Tk
http://youtu.be/AtvoCGIvkVk
http://youtu.be/_jhZlXLlibI
Was Jasper justified in her hatred of Rose?
rip indexer
>>86288415
Why not?
>>86288097
I like it. The ears are weird. I think I'll go back and touch it up tomorrow and go over it with a pen or something.
>>86288302
nah. They do use genitive in that scene, and they use des, so it indicates it's been tagged as masculine.
>des Clusters
if you look at other German clips of the show, it's consistently used as a masculine word.
>Ich spreche mit dem Cluster
If it was feminine, it would be mit der Cluster.
>>86288415
I'd be pretty pissed if someone killed my mom.
well, the eye of sauron is upon you /sug/
don't do anything reckless
Now that's a bunch of images that will get posted every thread
>>86288395
she sounds like she's farting through her throat and somehow making words out of it
>>86288457
Hey, that's pretty cute.
>>86288480
Opal is ugly and has no personality and she's stupid
>>86288336
She looks like she gives the succ to ian while in the tuxedo. Like soul sucking out of his dick succ.
>>86288395
She sounds like a burly woman who wears flannel and smokes while hitting on young 20-something women in bars
I like it
Why does somebody keep posting the same images and then they delete them?
>>86288490
>>86288294
Those rubies could have easily evaporated that water.
>>86288395
I love it. Really fits.
>>86288496
that's a paddling, son
>>86288415
In her mind, sure, but actually? Probably not, I mean there was obviously more going on between Rose and PD than the CG's know or let on.
>>86288501
Why do you think she bought such a sexy dress? I can guarantee you they had some fun that night.
>>86288520
Triple H's skin tone looks like the color orange.
Do you think Ian is rough when finger blasting Rebecca's asshole?
>>86288517
He's a silly man who is trying his best. Pray for him.
>opal will never spank you but forget what for
>>86288395
German is a beautiful language.
>>86288395
>german garnet singing
Jesus christ that sounds like a mouthful
>>86288527
Too much pressure for them to boil properly.
>>86288547
The question is who was hatefucking who for not winning the Emmy? Becky or Ian?
>>86288415
of course she's justified in hating rose and the crystal gems, what she wasn't justified in was bullying gems who weren't even crystal gems, like the corrupted gems. her brainwashed 'weaklings deserve to be punished and purged' mindset that causes her to hate herself and everyone that isn't blindly worshiping homeworld and doing what they're made to do is what makes her a bad guy
>>86288584
The heat still conducts to the surface where it evaporates normally.
>>86288597
>her brainwashed 'weaklings deserve to be punished and purged' mindset
Brainwashed?
>>86288554
I'm sure they do all kinds of freaky stuff, I'm talking shit that involves ceiling fans and barbed wire.
>>86286977
Sauce where?
>You shattered my diamond! An innocent, kind person with no evil in her heart! If your leader tells you to shatter innocent people then your leader is evil!
>I loved that Diamond, like she was my own. She was good: she was kind, and you killed her!
>The only way? The only way for what?! They all died anyway! You told everyone Rose was the one. You had them all believing it! All of them fooled! And you lied...
>How many died, because you thought it was worth it?
>>86288597
>those who do not serve their purpose must be purged
When I hear that from her I think, what about lapis?
>>86286443
What additional power?
>>86288584
It just needs a certain amount of heat to boil regardless. Nothing can stop it from evaporating if you pump enough heat into it.
>>86288584
>>86288611
Nah they were having fun.
>>86288594
I'm not sure hatefucking is the right word, they've been in love for a long time. Perhaps disappointmentfucking is better? Depressedfucking?
>>86288395
i want german jasper to fuck me in the ass with her giant futa tentacle dick while telling me how weak and worthless i am and how much i deserve to be punished
>>86288619
>http://fenman-chu.tumblr.com/
enjoy
>>86288647
I found Rebecca's mom's website!
http://www.helenrea.com/HelenMI/WELCOME.html
now I'm watching a bunch of German dub clips
>Ach du meine Sterne!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NGNCL79qAQ
>>86288659
Who wore it better?
>>86286608
>>86288611
For them to boil, not for their water. They're forced to be calm in there. No ignition, no eternal flame.
>>86288625
>tfw people think murdering the innocent is justified
>>86288666
Das ist brutto.
>>86288670
>>86288680
>She believes that chronic body issues such as stiffness, pain and reduced range of motion can be improved or even eliminated through a combination of mindful gentle movement exercise and hands-on individual sessions that combine principles of Biodynamic Craniosacral Therapy, Alexander Technique and movement fundamentals.
Oh no, she's one of THOSE people.
>>86288627
lapis was the only exceptionbut you have a point desu, maybe she respects gems who are strong enough to fight and thrive by themselves
>>86288666
holy satan, satan
>>86288668
Thank you.
Can you imagine how fucking shitty a 1000 year war was to fight? I mean holy fuck.
>>86288725
Now that I think about it that scale seems really off, could either party really have resisted for a thousand years?
>>86288693
What? Rubies have a near endless supply of thermal energy. They just needed to boil the water away. One ruby was able to boil more water than Lapis had access to.
>>86288145
Kek
Multiple dubs cast Jasper as a man!?
>>86288712
Are you telling me you don't align your chakras every morning through the power of neurogenesis techniques?
>>86288760
Gems that fall in battle are rarely actually killed because the gem has to be destroyed, not an easy feat. Usually each side can recover their fallen and have them reform. Those on the homeworld that are shattered or cracked can be replaced by newly minted Gems. The cracked gems on the cg side can be healed by rose's lacrimal essence. It's a recipe for a long war.
>>86288612
i'm assuming most hw gems are since even peridot coldly crushed her robonoid under her foot when she saw that it had a broken leg, and i don't think jasper would hate herself for not being perfect and failing to do her intended purpose if that's not what hw society pushed for
>>86288725
>several dozen human generations passed during the Gem war
well that sucks. I still would like to know if humans actually fought with the rebellion or if their deaths were just collateral.
>>86286338
Mayor Dewey
>Mayor Dewey
Mayor Dewey
>Mayor Dewey
>>86288800
>not sleeping with sacred geometry under your mattress so your chakras align as you sleep.
Do you even spirit science? I bet you can't you even astrally project. Get on my fucking level, I'm on a first name basis with thoth.
>>86287117
Right after I moved away from SoCal...
>>86288712
>>86288800
>>86288825
>they haven't achieved omniscience in the lower planes of existance
fucking scrubs
>>86288800
>>86288712
NO BULLY SUGAR'S MAMA
>>86288760
Eyeball mentioned Rose's healing abilities as being essential in giving Rose's troops the ability to contend with the superior forces of Homeworld.
>>86288814
>i'm assuming most hw gems are since even peridot coldly crushed her robonoid under her foot when she saw that it had a broken leg,
I forgot about that. RIP Robonoid.
>>86288721
How about how she called her brat, meanwhile Lapis is way older than her
Brat brings "spoiled" to mind, like how a soldier like Jasper might view an aristocrat. But she doesn't have it out for uppercrusts quite like Bismuth.
Goodnight everyone.
May visions of Lapis dance through your dreams.
>>86288773
i don't remember which one specifically, but yeah, one or two of them have ruby and jasper voiced by dudes, dudes who are pretty terrible at voice acting
>>86288857
Still trying to open that third eye.so it can cry in ur mums gash if u kno wut i mean
>>86288712
there's nothing wrong with yoga and a massage
>>86288869
>meanwhile Lapis is way older than her
is she? all we know is that they were both around during the war
TWELVE MORE HOURS UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR
How are you gonna celebrate the sweet release of /sug/?
WTF is up with this unbearable Lapisfag resurgence?
>>86288873
More like haunt my dreams
night
>>86288899
suicide
please stop shitposting from higher planes of existance than ours
It's bad manners
>>86288887
Becky's mom sounds very nice, I do not want people to bully her.
>>86288597
>bulling corrupted gems
Why does it matter? Corrupted gems are literally gems who lost their minds and are basically animals. They probably don't know what's going on most of the time, and they're suffering all the time anyway.
>blindly worshiping homeworld and doing what they're made to do
Jasper disobeyed orders, so clearly she isn't a blind follower. She was clearly attached to PD, and not at all attached to YD. Also, hating herself is a tragic aspect, something worthy of pity. I doubt it's all Homeworld's fault, since she probably really cared about PD, and probably also was the strongest gem to come out of the Kindergarten. To her own perception, she should've been able to protect the one person she cared about
>>86288899
>end the year on a shitty townie filler episode
Dropping this show. It's filled with nothing but SJW propaganda and absolutely horrible writing. Waifu fags will defend anything! Even the show if it means they get to see Pearl again!
she was so cool
why did you fucked that dog ;_;
>>86288721
>but you have a point desu, maybe she respects gems who are strong enough to fight and thrive by themselves
instead of following anybody [just to feel like less.. of a failure]? like she did and feels ashamed of? I could see that.
>>86288943
>never talks about her daughter
>rebecca never mentions her mom
>only rebecca's dad has ever said nice things about her
I wouldn't go as far as writing her off as a mean person, but I have a feeling her and Rebecca's relationship isn't very good.
>>86288869
I took "brat" the same way.
>>86288899
we... we don't know for sure if the show is going on hiatus, so!
>>86288243
Fucking this. Her redemption arc was really great
>>86288945
>Why does it matter? Corrupted gems are literally gems who lost their minds and are basically animals. They probably don't know what's going on most of the time, and they're suffering all the time anyway.
she was still being a huge dick to them for no reason and forcing them to fight for her when they didn't want to
>Jasper disobeyed orders, so clearly she isn't a blind follower. She was clearly attached to PD, and not at all attached to YD. Also, hating herself is a tragic aspect, something worthy of pity. I doubt it's all Homeworld's fault, since she probably really cared about PD, and probably also was the strongest gem to come out of the Kindergarten. To her own perception, she should've been able to protect the one person she cared about
you got me there
>>86288983
Why do brats with parent issues always become hardcore SJW's?
>>86288945
>not at all attached to YD
then she would have killed "Rose" right then and there instead of saying Yellow Diamond needed to see Steven
>>86287311
Well anon, objectively the best gem isYellow Diamond
>>86288893
"Way" older is too presumptuous.
Say that really was Lapis around in The Answer (5750 years ago), the earliest Lapis sighting. Then there's Jasper who a rush job towards the middle or end of the war (4750-ish youngest?)
Lapis could have around 1000 years on Jasper if you take The Answer as her birth year. Minimum 500~ years older... 1000 year war
>>86287311
Leaks when? Also not having high hopes for Onion's Gang, looks like some townie-filler episode homage to the Little Rascals or something. I hope there is some lore-dropping or some kind of plot advancement. It's already a bit disconcerning that Onion's gang literally is just some random nobody human kids and not gems,adults or sneeple.
>>86289064
*definately less than 1000
I can't remember if Jasper said how long she fought in that war vaguely/specifically, has to be at least a few decades right?
>>86288893
lapis is older than jasper because jasper wasn't born until half way through the war while lapis was present in the answer, which took place sometime around the beginning/shortly before of the war
>>86289024
Some of them are that way because their parents were too lenient, but most of the time I've noticed that people become that way because they've been repressed.
It could be their sexuality, personality, or something else. And when those aspects are repressed by their parents, they eventually rebel by going all-out. For example, if their parents tried to force them to not be gay, they'll become extremely flamboyant and screech about their sexuality constantly.
That's why it's important to have balance as a parent. You can't be too lenient otherwise your kids will turn into little shits. But if you try to repress the parts of your kid that make them an individual, it will eventually drive them to batshit insanity.
>>86289099
Jasper was born midway through the war, so she fought for about 500 years before the corruption bomb.
>>86289089
But they are sneeple
>>86289029
She probably wanted to see her diamond's murderer put on trial and declared guilty to help bring closure. Let's be honest. Killing someone, even when justified, when no one is around to see it happen and pat you on the back is boring and ungratifying. But, bringing the murderer to a court and have a world audience see them brought to justice before public execution is probably a really great feeling.
>>86289064
Lapis is an unusually strong gem, we know gems (by Peridot) gestate about 500-ish years before being "born". Given how powerful Lapis is, she is likely a gem that took up alot of nutrients to grow - so great growing conditions. She wasn't made on Earth but we don't know for sure she was made on Homeworld either (given how many planets they colonized) I think she is one of the oldest gems at least. If I had to peg an answer...from oldest to youngest of gems we've seen so far.
White Diamond > Yellow Diamond > Blue Diamond > Pink Diamond > Rose Quartz > Lapis Lazuli> CG Pearl >Sapphire >Ruby/Eyeball > Bismuth > Centipeedle> Jasper > Amethyst > Peridot > Steven
I think Peridot is probably only a few hundred years ago, Amethyst and Jasper are actually quite close in age (surpisingly), Pearl is younger than Lapis who is close in 'age' to Rose.
>>86289115
>She probably wanted to see her diamond's murderer put on trial and declared guilty to help bring closure.
Or she saw that there was some weird human gem thing and knew it would be something Yellow Diamond would want to see.
>>86289029
Times Jasper has not wanted to kill "Rose" in a premeditated way:
>The Return (she definately wanted to stomp him as malachite in jailbreak)
>Alone at Sea, until she suddenly blamed him and wanted to shatter him
>Gem Hunt- what was up with that
>>86289163
Also a possibility. It's really hard to tell what Jasper's thinking, cause a lot of her actions don't really make a whole lot of sense if you think about it.
Did that Armstrong song from yesterday ever get made?
>>86289145
Bismuth is probably older than Rose. But then again, the Bismuth special threw a wrench into the timeline.
>>86288862
>>86288803
Some gems must have gotten really used to fighting each other
>hello again tourmaline, you may have beaten me 382 times straight but that fucking ends today
>Okay Turquoise, and I'm sure your glorious victory will brighten the measly lives of all these filthy organics.
>fight
>>86289029
yeah, i don't think she started losing all fucks about yd/homeworld until after she lost against garnet and fused with lapis. she probably started to think she didn't deserve to go back or something and ended up becoming a sort of loose canon
>>86289168
>what was up with that
Showing off. When she's not emotionally in the moment, like in Alone at Sea, she wants to beat Rose in a proper fight. Also, practicality. "Rose" still has the fusion, who is the only potential threat to her.
>>86289168
>Gem Hunt- what was up with that
It was a shit episode. That's what was up. It was pure set up for the next episode, and really served no purpose besides introducing the monsters that were going to be used by Jasper. Which was important for some reason?
>>86289107
oh yeah, they made the beta kindergarten in a desperate rush during the war, forgot that
>>86289180
Kind of makes the war sound fun. No wonder Pearl liked it so much.
>>86286358
VAN, YEAH, THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN!
>>86289195
>served no purpose other than introducing the monsters
watch it again
>>86289202
>Kind of makes the war sound fun. No wonder Pearl liked it so much.
oh yeah she seemed thrilled at the prospect
>the return- jasper wasn't half insane yet
>alone at sea- jasper was too focused on getting another taste of the lapussy to care about anything else
>gem hunt- shit writing, the start of a pointless plot point about jasper bulding a retarded army corrupted gem that lead to no where
>>86289209
Being Connie's first mission is not a good enough reason for the episode to have merit. It's literally just to bring hype for the next episode during a Bomb, there's almost nothing else of interest in the episode itself.
>>86289107
Are you sure about that? The war had been going for at least some time, because Sapphire was claiming that the battle would have been the end of the rebellion.
>>86289195
A setup for the most cringe-inducing episode (scene really) to date
>dat silly punching
>dat nonsensical momentum
>dem recycled frames of extremely underwhelming looking spindashing on amethyst
>>86286511
Christ, 10 years. DR1 a best. Thank you guys, this is awesome
>>86289227
You really didn't pay attention, did you?
>>86289222
i'm a fucking failure and deserve to get dog aids,
was meant for >>86289168
>>86289220
In other eps she was thrilled when recounting stories about it. She had some glorious memories next to the terrible ones
She was just upset at the prospect of it happening again, it's like looking back at your college years, in some ways it was fun but holy fuck do you ever never wanna do it again
>>86289227
>>86289195
>episode dropped a bunch of tidbits about corruption and the possibility of healing corruption
>episode also had a scene of beefy Jasper beating the fuck out of monsters
>no point
Well there's no accounting for stupidity.
>>86289269
>In other eps she was thrilled when recounting stories about it.
Most (if not all) of her glorious memories are related to fighting with/for Rose. Without Rose there's no way she can sugarcoat the horror of it.
>>86289180
Chances of Jasper ever encountering Rose, Garnet, Pearl, Bismuth, Snowflake, Crazy Lace? Even Lapis
We saw real jasperJaspers at the very end of the war (presumably as the corruption bomb went off soon enough) running around in the SOW flashback
>>86289229
I think during the Answer the rebellion had been getting started, like small attacks by Rose and Pearl and some others, but it hadn't broke out into full-blown war yet. The gems in BD's court didn't look like an army, more like colonisers
>>86289256
Literally bend over here comes the red rocket
>>86289276
gem hunt blessed us with prime jasper and you all should be grateful
>>86289276
>no accounting for stupidity
Uhm, thanks? You do know that means we're smart, right? The proper phrase for insulting someone is "accounting for brains/intelligence".
I don't get how someone can like one character so much more than the others.
I find it hard to make a list of what characters I like the most without it being full of ties. Best I can do is like, top 5.
1. Garnet
2. Peridot
3. Every other character that we will actually see again in another episode
4. Bismuth
5. Jasper
>>86289069
Fuck. Fuck. This is too real. Too sad.
>>86289334
You've worn out your welcom, hopal.
>>86286380
The drawing itself isn't that good, but the animation is so smooth, I love it.
>>86289328
/freak/ here. That was a shit episode.
>>86289276
>episode dropped a bunch of tidbits about (...) the possibility of healing corruption
Sorry but that's headcanon
>>86289291
I think she also liked being a badass renegade who showed homeworld what she could be, like when her, Garnet, and Bismuth were proudly talking about that ship they took down or whatever, and how she talked about being a criminal and having an edge in LOOOBC
I just learned something I never needed nor wanted to know.Don't ask questions you're not prepared to hear the answer to. Please heed my advice /sug/
>>86289332
nice autism, mate
>>86289358
you're a shit /freak/
>>86289358
>not appreciating red pilled Connie
>>86289375
do you know a spoiler
>>86289358
colin is my handsome talented husbando and did a very good job storyboarding hot jasper and cute pearl, how dare you
>>86289375
What did you learn anon?
>>86289395
nvm you're talking about something personal woops
>>86289375
is jasper ever coming back
is that the question you asked
is the answer no
>>86289332
>You do know that means we're smart, right?
That's not what "no accounting for ____" means at all. It's not a double negative or similar phrase. "No accounting for _____" means that you can't explain why someone likes something/doesn't like something/believes something/etc whether it's because of their preferences or intelligence or whatever you've decided to mold the phrase to.
>>86289192
She was appalled and shocked at Rose fusing with a human the next episode, she probably didn't think it was possible. There was that Pearl though he could fuse with, but pearls are less than dirt
>>86289401Anon's mom and dad had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>86289395
>>86289401
Are you sure you want to know this?
I don't think you want to know this.
>>86289358
>a /freak/ who doesn't appreciate the incredibly hot scene where Jasper pummels her way into the shot and just absolutely wrecks a corrupted gem monster
Nice try, Lapis.
>>86289444
doesn't matter if I wanna I gotta
>>86289441
What a couple of sluts. My parents are pure virgins.
>>86289463
Anon... I have something to tell youIt's all true
>>86289432
So both persons used the phrase wrong? I mean, it doesn't make sense to put "stupidity" in there the same way it doesn't make sense to put "brains/intelligence" in there.
>>86289457
Her booty just wasn't impressive
Adding a buttcrack isn't enough
>>86289365
That's not what headcanon means.
>>86289458Either Rebecca or her mother has endometriosisI tried to warn you anon, but you didn't listenDefinitely do not look that up on google images
>>86289335
Same. I could make a top 10 or so, but in the end I enjoy all of the characters.
1. Peridot
2. Pearl
3. Steven
4. Amethyst
5. Garnet
6. Jasper
7. Bismuth
8. Sapphire
9. Ruby
10. Lapis
But for real the difference between my top 10 is really small. Even with Lapis at place 10 I still like her a lot
>>86289493
It is your unproven fantasy or wish that the episode contained hints on curing corruption
>>86289499
I regret everything
>>86289482
>So both persons used the phrase wrong?
No. No accounting for stupidity means that sometimes there's no explanation for people being stupid. No accounting for brains/intelligence means pretty much the same thing assuming you're using it as an insult, it's just not as explicitly insulting.
>>86289499
Eh
That's treatable and non life-threatening
>>86289514
>endometriosis
Is it a vagina disease?
>>86289400
It is unknown if Jeff or Colin boarded Jasper in Gem Hunt.
>>86289499
Damn it.None of this shit would have happened if she just returned the damn frog.
>>86289499
Sooo... we're not getting a little stevonnie any time soon?
>>86289529
Womb disease, it means your uterus flesh grows into places it shouldn't and it's very painful.
>>86289517
Wrong. Saying there's no accounting for brains means that people will intelligence are not being considered, which means the ones that are being considered are morons. Stupidity is the opposite. So that means saying no accounting for brains is way more insulting.
>>86289561
if not treated correctly, it also can make you sterile
>>86289567
Again, that's not what "no accounting for ____" means. At all. You keep implying that it's some sort of double negative situation, and it's not. "No accounting for _____" means that there's no explaining someone's _____.
I'm an accountant for brains.
>>86289604
>>86289567
>>86289517
Oh my god shut up no one cares.
>>86289604
Well the phrase comes from "no accounting for taste", which is used when the person is supposed to be shown to have poor taste Therefore, it is a negative phrase. So putting a negative in a negative phrase makes it a double negative.
if you could pick an age for peridot
How old would you want her to be
>>86289613
we know, Onion
>>86289631
>So putting a negative in a negative phrase makes it a double negative.
"No accounting for ___" is not a negative phrase. Stupidity, in any case, is not a "negative" in the way that you're implying. Is English your first (or third) language?
Please go back to school. I'm done with your retardation.
>there are Steven Universe ASMR videos
I'm intrigued
and scared
>>86289638
she is twelve and that is why i am unable to find her sexy or want her to fuck any of the other gems
>>86289671
Who's the real retard? The retard? or the retard who argues with the retard?I sure showed him
>>86289638
Under 18 for chaos and mass tumblr purging
>>86289110
>500
>exactly midway
I think it was more towards the end of the war when PD was soon to be shattered
>>86286990
It's already stated in the show that she came out as the perfect soldier.
Too bad that doesn't mean best gem.
hmm why is lapis all rough/scratched looking in Chille tide? A dreamy fusion representation of her struggling condition, or indicative of rough treatment/fighting with Jasper?
Or... Is that how she looked in jailbreak and it carried over
>>86289638
Though it will probably be revealed that Peridot is at least a few hundred years old, I keep wanting her to reveal that she took form only sixteen Earth years ago.
>>86286393
Bismuth lives don't matter.
new page when
>>86290027
>thread 10
>>86289173
I actually did see that. I don't have the link, but it did get made.
>>86289173
Yes
>>86290097
>>86290118
Post it nigra, I wanna see what /sug/ can do.
>>86286358
HE AIN'T MY BOI BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
where is the new thread?
>>86288861
>meaty legs on a normal body
That's my fetish. No wonder I like Garnet so much.
>>86290669
>>86290669
>>86290669
NEW THREAD IS HERE NOW