I'll be here soon, /co/.

>>86287975
Good, fuck summer.

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You better be. The Heat Miser's been on my ass for the past few months and I have had enough.

>>86287975
Get here faster you cold bastard, I can't stand the heat.

>>86287975

Go fuck yourself you cunt. We don't need you in Canada.

>>86288049
There was fucking frost on my car yesterday morning.

It's gon' be cold this year.

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>>86287975

Back off, old man!

We haven't a proper Autumn just yet, and its not even Halloween!

>>86287975

You're too much.

>>86288160
Yeah! No snow before Halloween, that was the deal!

>>86287975
not soon enough

>>86287975
South Florida here. I fucking dare you!

>>86287975
About fucking time! Heat Miser and his shitstain cousin Humidity Miser have been riding my ass for months now!

HE'S MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS

HE'S MISTER SNOW

>>86290613
THATS RIGHT

>>86288553
I think he visited one year back in the 40s

>>86287975
No

You're too much

>>86287975
I moved to Redmond 4 years ago

This motherfucker's been slacking HARD

>>86287975
Do you mean that, or are you going to drag your heels like last year? We were getting 50-60 degree weather right up to New Years.

>>86287975
Best season

>>86290635
HE'S MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS!
HE'S MISTER TEN BELOW!

>>86287975
lel no u wont

t. louisianan

>>86287975
FUCK OFF ITS AUTUMN AND IT BETTER STAY THAT WAY

YOU AND SUMMER CAN BOTH FUCK OFF WHO NEEDS YA

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>>86292564
What was that? 20 inches you say?

Good. I love the cold.

>>86287975
>>86292589
I hope the global warming is a slow and agonizing death for you old man

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>>86292654
>global warming

>>86287975
fuck off pertwee

>>86292597
For once today, Boco has a good opinion

>>86287975
>all these twats saying they love the cold

You won't be saying that once winter rolls around and you're freezing your ass off.

>>86293179
I say it every year famalam
Winter is love

>>86293179

I will when I'm warm and cozy under a blanket, watching the snow fall gently outside the window.

Fucking love that feeling.

>>86293179
Beats sweating my ass off all summer. I seriously think something is wrong with me though, I sweat my ass off in winter as well. I swear every year
>shorts in winter?!
It sucks because winter clothes are /fa/ as fuck

>>86293179
What's wrong, can't handle a little cold?

>>86287975
Fuck off you frosty faggot

Bitch I live in Houston Tx
I have seen you maybe twice in my life.

Heat miser is my fucking roommate and I hate him.
>>86288017

I'm surprised Fall isn't delayed until November these days

>>86288067
>It's gon' be cold this year.
GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL

>>86293289
comfy af

>>86287975
Good. I just went for a run 28 degree celcius weather IN THE MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER.

>>86293179
If it's cold, you can always put on more clothes or get more blankets

If it's hot, you can only remove so much

I'M MISTER

>>86296210
Yeah but you can also through a damp towel into the freezer and once frozen wrap your head in it.

Please come sooner. Fuck Summer. Who the fuck enjoyrs this heat? I sure don't. If I had to pick between freezing to death and heat stroke I'd choose sucking your dick Miser

>>86296472
It'll wear off.

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the cold needs sacrifices

>>86296210
This
Always this

Winter>late fall>early spring>late spring>early fall>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>getting stabbed 20 times>summer

>>86296699
>anything spring
>before fall

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>Live in Midwest and/or Alaska
>Be young'un
>"Oh boy it snowed!"
>"Imma play so much in that snow!"
>Dad: "HEY ANON"
>No
>"-WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO-"
>Nononononono
>"-SHOVEL THE WALKS?"
>Nuuuuh....
>"YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER WILL TOTALLY HELP."
>Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
>"BETTER DO IT BEFORE IT SNOWS AGAIN"
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-


That's a dose of bullshit 12" deep on a fucking daily basis.

>>86287975
i have never seen this individual before in my life

>>86288049
Speak for yourself fuckface. I can't stand the Humid fucking summers we get in the maritimes. I'll take our winters over our summers anyday.

>>86296210
Words to fuckimg live by

>>86297938
>youngest of three brothers
>only brother in the house without a car
>oldest is always working or at a friends house
>middle brother shovels out his har and had to """""""go to work""""""'
>mother wont help because
>muh feet
>I gave birth to you
>why didn't you wash the dishes 5 months ago
>you don't pay any bills
Every fucking winter. I still love it though, snow is great

>>86298549
See in our household it's a family affair. You're expected to come out and help as soon as you got up. So the parents being old would get up earliest and start. Then I'd get up realize the icy glares I'm gonna get if I don't go help and go outside to help. And then my little shit little brother would stay indoors and sleep till we were done. Lazy little shit.

>>86298549
>>86298783
I don't mind that my mom doesn't help, she's from a Caribbean country and doesn't have the shoulder strength to shovel day-in/day-out.

Every time I would convince myself that I could finish shoveling before all my cartoons were done, and every time I failed to meet that deadline.

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>>86299112
Same. I'm not mad at her for not helping, she really does stand on her feet all day for work so weekend shoveling was out of the question. And if it was a weekday I understood that she needed to get ready for work. I was more mad at my brothers, who would always ditch, or take an easy part of the yard.

The best part was when I came inside there was always a cup of hot chocolate and a plate of pancakes with cut up hotdogs and catsup waiting for me

>>86287975

Given how you were a no show the last two years I doubt that.

>>86299277
>last two years
where are you?
the final months of my senior year were cut in half because of this great guy two years ago

>>86299228
>spoiler
Same but with bacon, you get the idea.

The one I most clearly remember was shoveling after school, and then a blizzard hit. By the time I had finished the final part of the walk, the first part was completely full again. We had a game to get to as well, so I turned to my father, pointed at it and said we better just go and deal with tomorrow.

And dealt with it we did.

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>Clear the driveway
>Mr. "I'm just doing my job champ" looks you in the eye from his heated truck and plows more snow into it
I'll find you someday old man
>>86299387
>blizzard
I don't remember why, but I can recall going outside during a blizzard when I was young (like 3rd-4th grade?), building a snowman, and talking to it because of something that happened in the house

>>86288553
I live in Central Florida and I would suck the Snow Miser's dick if it would get him to stay here for a month.

>>86299511
>snowplows

Nigger, fuck'em. I swear they deliberately try to get people plowed in or towed.

I've never had the misfortune of a bastard shoving snow up the driveway, but they took an ungodly delight in trapping people in snowbanks.

>>86299511
>>86299600
It helps to shovel a few inches in front of your driveway.

>>86299511
>Plows

Oh fuck this. This was the fucking worst.

>Have 60 M long drive way
>Be at the end of the road
>Takes a fucking hour to finish shoveling the drive with three people
>Get to end and there's just a wall of packed snow blocking us in
>Clear it
>Neighbors got drive plowed instead of shoveling
>Not really canadians
>Their plow guy somehow always ended up pushing more snow into our drive

I hate those plow bastards with a passion

>>86299699
We shovel out and to the side (in front of the grass that comes before the sidewalk) and stack it up, and pack it in. Someway, somehow, when I come back outside the beginning of my driveway is covered in snow

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>>86299766
>after 10 years we finally get our own snowblower
>think to myself, "This is great, I'm sure my older brothers can decide amongst themselves who will go outside and do this simple task"
>"anon, put your clothes on and go outside"

>>86299940
Hearing all these stories about how asshole older brothers used to force their siblings to do the shoveling makes me feel like I really missed out on being a prick to my little shit brother.

>>86287975
Good. There's too many living things putside

Anyone else always actually like shoveling snow?
>couple years ago
>shovel driveway, sidewalk, neighbour's sidewalk, other neighbour's sidewalk, and neighbour's driveway
>text gf that I'm going to her place
>when I get there see that the sidewalk is covered in snow and a shovel is sitting by the door
>this is an issue which I cannot abide
>shovel the sidewalk
>and sidewalks of the two adjacent buildings because they were there
>when I get inside she asks why it took me so long to get there
>looks at me like I'm crazy when I say I was shoveling her snow

>>86300396
I complain, but I probably would do the same thing if I had a little brother

>>86300458
>Anyone else always actually like shoveling snow?
When it's Fresh Powder, yeah.

>>86300458
I used to pretend I was shoveling up the remains of a big monster. I still pretend my orange slices are a family as I eat them

>>86287975
Cold > Heat

If you're cold, you can keep adding layers until warm, even if it's so many you literally cannot move.

If you're hot, you could strip down naked and still be uncomfortably hot.

>>86300458
I enjoy it. Like most chores, it can be very zen once you get into a groove.

>>86300838
>used to hate washing the dishes
>now I can't get enough
too true

>>86293179
Winter is only enjoyable when there's snow. Without snow it's just frost, cold winds, and cold rain. Similar to how summer is only tolerable if you have access to a pool or beach.

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>>86300878
>not enjoying cold rain
>not enjoying the sight of everything covered in a beautiful thin sheet of ice
>not watching people slip and slide on their way to work and school

>not get comfy under cold winds
>not bundling up and putting your headphones in for a nice walk

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>be canadian
>freeze to death

>>86300458
If I'm not in a rush it can be nice. Alone with your thoughts and a bit of elbow grease.

>>86301390
If you can't handle the cold you're not very Canadian are you

>i'm XKCD and this thread disagrees with my solid scientific facts!

>>86301552
I say the same about masturbation, and only one of those requires me to go outside and be knee-deep in snow

I don't have spring or fall anymore. Just 9 months of summer and 3 of winter.

I don't live in a desert. I live in southern Virginia.

>>86302052
Hello neighbor.

>>86300859
Man, fuck doing the dishes. I do them after every meal because it's neccesary, but still dislike it with a passion. Can't wait until I finally get a dishwasher

>>86302116
Hello and happy summer, part two.

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>>86302544
You're missing out man. We don'e even use the dishes unless there's a lot backed up. But fuck putting away the dishes

>>86287975
Bitch, it was 75 degrees on Christmas day last year in the midwest, where the fuck were you then?

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>>86296210
I've been saying this since I was like, 8.
Amen, anon.
Winter is the most patrician season.

>spend hours shovelling all the sidewalk and driveway to the cement
>it snows overnight
>hard work all ruined
This is why I pay children to do it. Fuck shovelling.
Wish I could legally own a flamethrower and just melt my snow problems away.

>>86302879
I thought you could own a flame thrower, because it was classified as farm equipment or something?

>>86287975
Good. Summer sucks ass. Also I love shitposting the Snow Miser's theme.

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>>86288049
Nobody cares about you beaver fuckers.

>>86302544
Dishwashers suck, they barely clean anything.

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>>86302052
>live just outside the ca Bay Area
>winter consists of cold rain, temps as low as 25 on a really cold year, but usually mid/upper 30's, and it's usually cloudy/foggy with most homes/cars getting roof frost
>occasional black ice on the colder years
>a few years ago a thunder-storm rolled in and it hailed hard, but also snowed on mt Diablo, that was a big deal because the frozen sky-water is but a legend to us
>so for the 2 days before it melted, everyone snuck a peak on nearby freeways with a good view, or just enjoyed the view in general.
That was a good winter. Last winter was incredible for rain though, put a huge dent in the drought, hope we get another good one so summer isn't hell on earth.
Again.
Summer a shit, that's when crane flies and other bugs are at their peak, and refuse to fuck off. AC gets expensive too.

>>86287975
Beware the snowy jew

>>86303189
>not the solar sheckler
Oy vey, what a good goyim, extra UV for you!

>>86303155
I don't know what dishwashers you've had, but most I've used removed every stain almost all the times

>>86303327
>almost all the times

>>86303391
Just like life, nothing is really perfect. THe same goes for dishwashers, that's a thing we have to accept

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>>86303189
>Implying Heat Miser isn't the greedy chaver

>>86303460
Excuses.

>>86288049
Fuck you we had a drought here in ontario the last few months

Why can't I just use fire to get rid of the snow on my walk, fuck man

>>86303768
are we not allowed?

>tfw winter here means maybe one or two lightly snowy mornings
At least it's not an inconvenience.

>>86299600
Nearly got run over by one a few years back. Granted I was walking in the street, but it was better than the sidewalks coated in at least a foot of snow. Literally had to dive out of the way because the guy gave no warning that he was coming.

it's gonna be a fucking cold winter this year, i can feel it. I'll never get used to living in the northeast

>>86296210
i have to repeat this to people around me in summer months, when i'm 2 grips away from heat stroke and they want to turn the a/c down.

i will crank it to 11, burn out the motor and drag you to hell if you mess with the a/c god damnit.

>>86287975
Back the fuck off! Summer has been shit with all the raining and we finally get to have sunny days here.

>>86288296
Underrated

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Please come to the west coast man, Heat Miser has been roasting me for years without relief.

>>86304618

If that means tons of snow, then good.

>>86300458
dat impending heart attack tho.

>>86299766
>>86300458
>Be my dad
>Bet plow for quad
>Plow out driveway in ten minutes so his kids don't have the spend an hour shoveling and chipping ice
>Cooldad.jpg
>Be a good neighbor and plow out everyone else's driveways in the cul de sac
>Good Guy Greg.old
>Good amount of neighbors bitch that he plowed the snow onto the wrong side of the driveway or some shit
>Well fuck you too
And he never used the plow again. Until he moved out the acreage.

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>>86287975
I just want a real autumn this time. I don't want it to be uncomfortably hot until the temperature suddenly plunges into below freezing. I want to be able to walk through the woods in a light jacket as the leaves turn orange and fall.

>>86304899
>Be my dad

Interesting.

Finally. I can finally have some 70 degree weather here in LA

>>86288049

A
FUCKING
LEAF

How do you spend your comfy winter days?

I play some old N64 games when it's getting dark and cold outside as snow starts to fall under a comfy blanket while drinking hot cocoa

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>tfw moved from Scandinavia to Florida for a year

>>86305495
Whenever there's a light snow I play some Harvest Moon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIxsme-L-E

>>86305296
>LA
Maybe you can stop using the water from up north here, too, city boy

>>86305495
Banjo-Kazooie is perfect for this with Freezeezy Peak

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>>86305495
Usually play morrowind in fuzzy sweat pants and flannel or a warm shirt, with only Christmas lights on in my room.
Max comfy

>>86306225
Coffee and peppermint bark ghiradelli too, forgot that

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As long as you hold off until mid-December, we're cool. Let us enjoy autumn for more than a few weeks this year, m'kay?

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>>86305495
Daytime:
>Put on my coat and hat and fleece PJ bottoms and take a stroll around the neighborhood
>Go back inside and read/watch a movie/shitpost on /co/
>Take another walk around - usually in my normal clothes

Night:
>More shitposting
>Watch a ball game/hockey match
>Read a little more
>Have the comfiest of comfy sleeps

Feels pretty damn good, man.

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>>86305495
Look out the window and pray that we get more than 6 days of rain.
Fuck California

I want to move to a comfy cabin in Vermont where me and my buddy snow miser can hang out during the winter.

>>86288034
THEN GET OUT THE KITCHEN BWAHAHA

Or don't. It's up to you, man.

>>86302953
Flamethrowers don't have any legal restrictions outside California (and Maryland, I think)

You may be subject to local burn laws, though.

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>>86287975
Please save me from this hot and humid hell, Snowmiser. The weather forecast said you were supposed to cool this place off this week but you bailed. Why the fuck did you do that?

>>86305495
Wrap myself in my warm wool blanket and play Verdun or Warthunder.

>>86303768
you can.

I'd rather be freezing to death than burning to death desu, so come whenever you like, m8.

>>86287975
I'M MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS
I'M MISTER SNOW

WHAT A STUPID HAT

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Hey this thread is pretty Cool we should Chill some time.

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TFW Arizona is the best winter state.

in the southern half of the state During the day it averages out to about mid 60's low 70's

at night it gets to about high\low 40's

not too cold that you need to wrap yourself like a mummy or turn on the heaters but a nice pair of pajama pants and a long sleeve t-shirt will keep you warm enough.

and if you want snow or to got snowboarding or skiing than all you need to do is drive a couple of hours up north and you will get tons of it.

we even get snow sometimes in the southern half on the mountains

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DONT FUCK WITH ME SNOW MISER! YOU ICE CUBE FUCKER

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>>86308435

>>86293179
I live In Minnesota, it gets cold here. I like the cold more then the summer.

>>86308435
Somebody get this hothead outta here

>>86309385
>Fellow MN-fag

Humid in the summer, frigid in the winter, Minnesota is absolutely beautiful for three weeks during spring and summer.

Can you hurry it up a bit, it's September and it's still 90F here.

Don't fuck me this year, Snowmiser. It was 75 degrees on Christmas last year in VA.

>>86296210
>>86296603
>>86298533
>>86302764
>>86304686

This shit is so stupid. You niggas probably live in placves where it gets to be minus 10 degrees Celcius at worst.

In actual cold winters, you still feel cold even with a jackets, hat, gloves etc.

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>>86309959
>Celcius

>ITT: fags who shun the beautiful warmth of summer
Fuck temperatures below 70 degrees

>>86310064
Since when did you use 4chan, Heat Miser?

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>>86308435
I don't think so, Hot Sauce! Where's the fun in that?

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>>86309959
>memecius
>>86310064
>not enjoying a nice 50 degree day in Autumn

>>86310041
>>86310311
>using Fahrenheit

I bet you idiots also use feet and pounds.

I'm expecting a good fall season before a frigid winter this year. It's been rather cool up in the Pacific Northwest, and the temperatures have been dropping a lot recently. I'd be down for a winter of constant temperatures in the teens or lower.

>>86310093
>>86310311
No, I don't enjoy a 50 degree day. I find them uncomfortably cold. I don't actually mind sub-30 days when it's snowing heavily but if it's just bright and cold that sucks. Give me extreme snow or extreme heat.

>>86310476
>idiots
bit rude

>>86310523
>he only deals in extremes
are you some kind of radical sith?

>>86309959
I live in a city that gets to -60 in Celsius, -77 in Fahrenheit. I'll take that over the +45 Celsius, +110 Farenheit we get in summer.

>>86310623
Edmonton?

>>86310649
Yes. It's a pretty comfy fall atm.

>>86296210
I do like winter more, but it could kill if i didn't have access to a house.

>>86292654
Climate change brings more extreme winters and summers. That's why they've been bitter fucking cold and ungodly hot lately.

It's only going to get worse. The oceans absorb most of the heat and that's what spawns giant fucking storms.

I guess it is just me but I just like summer weather over winter weather.

The cold just feels painful to me, and it is a pain in the ass to dress up so much when going out.

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>>86310311
>Autumn
>Too cold to sweat but still able to wear shorts

Literally perfect.

>>86302544
Doing the dishes sucks, but offloading is great