You walk into this late at night, what would you do?

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Tell the Themicarian bitches to drop this anti-men bullshit and put on some aprons.

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Get ready for a good fight.

>>86285047
"fuck off, we're full"

>>86285047
Hello

>>86285047
Hey Bruce, hey Clark. Looking good, Diana.

>Proceed to get my shit slapped

>>86285047
Walk up & try to hug them.

>>86286222
You were shitting there?

>>86285047
Cross the street to avoid them. LARP is a social disease, like syphilis or gonorrhea. If you don't expose yourself, you can't catch it.

Superheroes aren't real, OP.

Diana whats wrong with your face

>>86286269
>Have some bad mexican food
>Can't handle it and run for a place to shit
>Somehow stumble into the HoJ

>>86285047
Try to find the batmobile to steal the tires

>>86286373
>You just shit right there in front of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman
>They all look like they want to kill you

>>86285047
Ask Wonder Woman to tie me up and make me kiss her feet.

>>86286422
Because that worked out so well for the last guy.

>>86285047
Shake Superman's hand, and thank him for the service he provides the world, address Batman as Bruce and ask that he avert his particularly unsettling gaze, compliment Princess Diana for making the evening more beautiful by just being there, and collectively ask what the're doing at my home and if there is something they needed from me.

>>86287309
>address Batman as Bruce

>implying you'll make it home with your motor skills intact

>>86285047
Ask for picture, duh!

>>86287512
You think Superman or Wonder Woman would let him hurt me when I've done nothing wrong and offered to help them? Besides, when has Bruce actively beat the shit out of someone just for knowing his identity. It's something we'd do.

>>86287642
How would Batman react to something like that? How would the other two would? I mean someone that knows he is Bruce Wayne but isn't interested in doing anything with that information?

>>86285047
"Nice night for a walk."