Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Boy oh boy oh boy! it feels like it's been forever since the last episode of South Park, but really, it's only been a year, and now those nice fellers Matt and Trey have a whole new season of hilarious ad-free fun and shenanigans for us! Neato!
>Member Berries: Mr. Garrison continues his work along the campaign trail while an American icon helps to give the National Anthem an updated sound.
Hamburgers.. I wonder how many people are going to vote for Trump just so they can see Mr. Garrison winning the race in the show, wouldn't that be a trip! Speaking of trips, you should buckle up buckaroo, cause the new season starts tonight in three hours at 10/9c, followed by the series premiere of Legends of Chamberlain Heightsbut you don't have to watch that, they're just making me tell you cause they want to make sure a ton of people see it..!
>>86278365
God damn it butters.I've missed you.
FIRST IN BUTTERS THREAD
SOUTH PARK FUCK YEAH
>>86278365
Butters, it's nice seeing you again. That also means a whole fucking year has past since last season. Holy fuck the time never stops.
seems early
>>86278365
Thanks, Comedy Central intern.
You're too damn early Butters!
>>86278365
Randy is going to make the new national anthem isn't he?
>>86278479
Yeah, probably is, but better to have the Butters thread already established than newfags attempting to make their own talkbacks.
There's at least 2 other SP threads currently going if you want to discuss the show in general without filling this one up too quick
>>86278514
I immediately imagined it would be the return of Lorde but anything could happen
I can't join in, Mr. Robot is on and American Horror Story is also on.
>>86278521
Is one of them the dedicated gay shipping thread?
Here's hoping they take a stab at BLM
>>86278541
No, of the two I have open one's about Stanley's Cup and the other's called "SOUTH PARK SEASON 20 PREMIER DETAILS RELEASED"
Will Bradley ever return?
>>86278583
meant for
>>86278552
, clearly
>>86278572
Already confirmed
>>86278552
>>86278594
Oh, I guess it's this one.
So is anyone going to watch Legends of Chamberlain Heights? I think it looks like shit.
>>86278594
never ever
He was cute, I will not lie
But that was so long ago
I have to imagine the only reason they remembered Lemmiwinks and brought him back was because WikiLeaks reminded them of his name
>>86278652
Not with that art style, I'm not
Also from the promo material I've seen it seems like it'll contain a lot of sports-related jokes and plots which always bore me as someone who is bored by sports in general
>>86278652
I always give the first episode a shot of whatever shitty cartoon they try to force down our throats after South Park.
I've hated every single one except Ugly Americans.
>>86278541
Both terrible.
>>86278594
Fuck Bradley
Will Leslie ever return?
>>86278609
>Eric playing the BLM side for personal gain.
Perfect.
>>86278594
It would be nice if he did. The show needs more pure boysu ravu.
>>86278710
Didn't she get a hole punched through her?
I hope last season wasnt just a fluke
I want more tweek x craig
>>86278792
It was Trey's favorite ep of last season, which makes it less likely they'll just forget about it.
Not sure how they'll continue the plot but I'm sure it will get mentioned in some fashion again, considering it had no real conclusion
There a stream up yet?
>>86278891
It's not on for ~2.5 hours
>>86278758
you know thats kind of hot
>>86278792
Me too, i think it could use more stuff like that in general.
But it doesnt look like they're going to forget, and they really liked the episode.
>>86278899
Even longer if you want to watch on TV in the west coast.
>>86278899
Well yeah but I think they're playing last season at the moment, was moreso just looking for a link, in case anyone had something set up ahead of time
>>86278365
I hope we get a Butters episode later on.
>>86278541
but mr. robot is garbage and american horror story is for basic bitches.
>you are now realizing their are people in this thread younger than Southpark and can post on 4chan
>>86278891
Suptv DOT org
Favorite episode of Season 8 GO
Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
>>86278991
So is South Park.
>>86278365
>but you don't have to watch that, they're just making me tell you cause they want to make sure a ton of people see it..!
hmm... This post seems to have someone behind it.... but I don't know who.
>>86279005
I'm older than South Park by about 6 months, I've been watching the show's premieres live since season 13and have been posting on /co/ just as long
>>86279046
They're almost all great, but I'm goin with "Awesom-O" because it's a Butters ep and there's a lot of charm in its simplicity and how the best jokes all come at the expense of Cartman
>>86279046
either good times with weapons because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
or up the down steroid because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJ8tXeUDP8
>>86279005
It's almost 1 year older than me.
>>86279128
find better hobbies at your age. play a sport or modify your car or code a website or something.
>>86279005
What about people who are just as old?
>>86279117
I mostly remember and liked Awesom-O for Cartman's Adam Sandler movie ideas and, you know, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2FJf6opsoY
will there be a mega link for this episode after it airs? do people do that for this show in these threads?
Isnt PC Principle using the term "Suck it" at the end of his speech in the first episode a micro-transgression against homosexuals which marginalizes their preference for engaging in homosexual oral intercourse?
I just finished watching all of Season 19 yesterday. They never really resolved Stan and Kyle's fight in the last two episodes. Would they still kind of hate each other this episode, or did they somehow make up and forget about it?
Also, I hope Kylewont have his gay little speechtonight.
>>86279631
No, it normalizes homosexual intercourse, because if he used "Suck it" in such a casual way, then it would imply that the action of a man performing oral sex on another male is something one should not be afraid of -- or rather, it is not something that is odd and unusual.
>>86279693
DON'T YOU SEE YOU GUYS?
>>86279705
But the way he uses it is in association with his speech implies it would be something people would not want to do, South Park stepping into a more progressive era is a struggle they're fighting against and that by saying suck it PC Principle implies that it is an unfavorable act to perform which oppresses the people who enjoy engaging in same sex oral intercourse.
>>86278541
>Mr. Robot is on and American Horror Story is also on.
Jesus fucking Christ I didn't know it was possible to have so much fucking shit taste. Holy shit.
>>86278541
>not watching Lucha Underground
>>86279735
I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY
>>86279705
Suck it has forceful connotation. Saying Suck It is basically raping if you do not have consent forms. And to think, you would want people to rape proud homosexuals who are stunning and brave for coming out...
You better watch those fucking microagressions. That's two weeks detention for you, Anonymous.
>>86279693
It's kind of like they forgot about it and they just casually make up at the end off screen.
In spite of how good last season was i still think there was some things they could handled better and that fight between them didnt really have a good resolution.
>>86279773
I can't believe this. Why are we sitting here arguing over nothing when we could be out crushing pussy?
>tfw South Park episodes go way too fast.
Makes 30 minutes feel like 10 minutes
When does the episode air?
I've been out of the loop for a while now.
>>86279856
Better than 10 minutes feeling like 30.
>>86279862
2 hours.
>>86279862
Tonight 10 EST.
If the updated sound isn't the brown noise then I will rip someones spine out.
>>86279862
10 PM EST.
>>86278365
whoa, it's back?? shit, do people ever get megas of south park? are there live CC streams? i'll have tv back tomorrowish
>>86279908
is there a stream? never been in these threads before.
I wanna fuck BUTTERS!
>>86280153
Me too!
>>86280153
>>86280176
worst posters
>>86280202
Better than Tweek and Craig posters.
>>86280202
kill yourself
>>86280153
That's a coincidence, i want to watch Stan and Kyle fuck.
is there a stream for us britfags?
Is anyone gonna stream it for anons who can't otherwise watch?
>>86280202
At least it's not about gross girls or anything.
>>86280268
>>86280270
No, stop asking.
>>86280268
G'day mate
Ah, welcome back Butters. I missed ya.
>>86280292
Stanley's Cup is a good episode.
>>86280307
I'm glad you think so. Good for you.
>the livethread after the episode revealed Leslie
>mfw PC Principal shows up tonight
>>86280408
>the live thread during tweek x Craig
>>86280461
what the fuck are you attracted to that ugly fuck pc principal?
>>86280408
>the livethread after PC Principal met his match with Jimmy
>>86280471
I still remember the /tweek x craig/ threads after that. Some of the comfiest threads I've been in, just talking about the purity that is BOYZU RAVU.
>>86280270
I'm hoping for a stream, too...
>Jinny BTFOing PC Principal
Always a good time.
Also
>PC Principle talking to Jimmy as if he doesn't understand basic conversation
I'm surprised Jimmy didn't call him out on it.
>>86280507
Yeah it was the best, everyone's minds were blown and it was just lots of posting of the SP boys. Best ever.
>>86280471
I reread that thread every now and then.
I wonder if Matt and Trey intended to make Mr. Garrison sound like a way cooler Trump who not only actually speaks his mind but really does get shit done.
Like fucking the president of Canada to death after sneaking into Canada by dropping into Niagra falls in a barrel.
>>86280557
Got a Link? I'd like to read it until the episode finally starts.
Butters is downright adorable.
While I was playing Stick of Truth I constantly had my character fart just so I could hear Butters laugh.
>>86280678
Here you go.
http://archived.moe/co/thread/77054642/
Showing at Suptv. Google the name, I don't wanna get banned
>>86280749
You're a good people
>>86280743
Oh hey, I made the first post in that thread. 1 year and still going strong! But srsly, Bradley returns WHEN?
>Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Seriously though, I don't think I've seen a single thread about this. Is there any chance it's not going to be absolute trash?
>>86280837
Probably not. The commercials don't even suggest what its about.
>>86280743
Oh sweet, thanks friend.
>>86280837
Zero. It's going to be trash. At least moonbeam city was fun.
if wendy testaburger were an adult i'd fuck her
>>86278594
Butters already has a QT girlfriend. Gays pairings aren't allowed, except Creek
>>86278594
Butters already has a QT girlfriend. Gays pairings aren't allowed, except Creek
Anyone else just happy to get new south park again? I miss the spring seasons, but damn it feels good.
>>86280837
It looks like another one season show.
>>86280877
Moonbeam city and Ugly Americans were the good ones.
>>86278911
Hot.
Who do you think is the top, Kyle or Stan?
>>86280749
I would hug you anon.
>Butters crying while watching Jimmy Falon make fun of his town
My heart
>>86280939
A 10 episode season could have not come at a better time. Matt and Trey said themselves that this election system is guaranteed hilarity.
>>86280978
They swap.
Remember to always get cosent before you crush pussy, /co/.
>>86280978
This
>>86281015
Though personally i more enjoy Stan as the top, or "Seme" as it is called by the beautiful illustrations of pure boysu ravu.
>Haven't streamed in a while
>Stream tells me to upgrade Flash player
>Do so
>Still asks me the same
FUCK YOU
>>86280915
He'll be converted eventually, no one can stop Japan from deciding who to turn gay.
Isn't this supposed to mock something from football? I don't watch sports. Whats the controversy there?
>>86278365
I missed Butter poster threads so bad.
Stream is stopping every 10 seconds to buffer for like 5 minutes.
>>86281106
Black lives matter protesting in the NFL where some players don't stand for the national anthem. Or at least that's what I think it's going to be about.
>>86280837
There was like two times i chuckled a little during the commercials, but i seriously doubt i can watch something so ugly and something that really doesnt look like it would interest me. I dont even like sports that much. And havent they done enough of this predominately black comedy shows already? Larry Willmore was pulled for a reason, besides just being a trainwreck.
Alright, time to kill the time.
Post the best South Park episodeThat's not Scott Tenorman, Warcraft, Weapons.
>>86280978
Kyle. Stan is a power bottom
>>86281151
Wasn't it about some coach or something?
One hour
Buckle up buckaroos
>>86281150
They're gonna open up a second stream
>>86280176
it would be a cool detail if the staff decided to leave butters shuriken scar like that.
shame they erased it...
>>86281167
Marjorine
>>86281167
Fun time with-
>Spoiler
Fuck you. Tweek x Craig then.
>>86281151
That shit's so retarded. That faggot should fired and blacklisted from the NFL. But of course he won't because he's hiding behind BLM. I don't care what country you're in, you show respect when the national anthem is played. You don't use it as a platform to protest black lives.
>>86281167
The whole Black Friday arc
>>86281167
I have a double digit count for Passion of the Jew rewatches.
Can they stop with the continued storyline now
Archer tried to do this and the quality lowered a lot.
>>86281167
5x13, 11x08, and 17x02 are some of my favourites.
>>86281248
Yes but unlike with Archer it increased the quality a lot here.
>>86281167
Hell on Earth.
>>86281248
Archer is just having fatigue because there's limits to how much unique stuff they can do within the style and framework of the show.
South Park is more adaptable due to being more surreal while having a less high concept setup/premise, and it somehow hasn't gotten old (at least for a lot of us) after 20 years.
>>86281167
The whole black Friday/Game of thrones arc.
and I don't even like GoT
>>86281167
Sarcastaball.
>>86281288
Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls
...
>>86281106
>>86281151
>>86281180
Colin Kaepernick, quarterback for the 49ers, didn't stand for the national anthem, saying it was his protest against police brutality. People are mad at him, saying he disrespected America by not standing for the national anthem and are even saying he should be banned from the NFL (like, screw the first amendment, right?). And I want to mention that it was not specifically a race thing -- I mean, obviously the police brutality Kaepernick is referring to is stuff like Eric Garner or that black therapist who got shot even though he laid down on the ground, but the player did not specify race. He just said, "police brutality," meaning it is very possible that he is also reference police brutality not just against African-Americans, but against all individuals (take for example, I don't remember her name, but that one chick who died from in county jail and the police guards didn't do anything to help her). It is the media that's spinning the protest to be a race thing.
>>86281228
Yeah, because fuck freedom of speech.
>>86281288
Dammit Dahmer, stop having sex with the organs!
-slap!-
Are we watching a stream together?
>>86281336
>Yeah, because fuck freedom of speech
There's freedom of speech and then there's protesting the national anthem. Not the same thing. Faggot needs to be removed and anyone who sides with him is a fucking retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGueTYN-Ve8
To occupy us while we're waiting.
>>86281376
>There's freedom of speech and then there's protesting the national anthem. Not the same thing.
Uh, according to who?
>>86281336
Unfortunately freedom of speech here isnt actually about freedom of speech. If you upset someone's sensibilities even though you do not harm anyone you can be criminalized for it.
>>86281376
People disrespect this shitty country all the time.
>it's an NFL episode
Fuck yes.
>>86281412
So you support this faggot huh? Why the fuck do you think what he's doing is okay? The national anthem has NOTHING to do with Black Lives. Why the fuck should he be allowed to sit out because he got his feeling hurt?
Wuh oh. Its getting heated in here. We're gonna reach bump limit before the episode starts.
Speaking of, should someone make a second thread for when this one autosages?
>>86281336
People get fired form their jobs for things they say or do on social media all the time, why are NFL players the exception that's protected by freedom of speech?
>>86281376
What do the troops have to do with sports anyway? The whole tradition of playing the anthem before any sporting event is dumb.
>>86281519
That's up to Butters, and whether or not that happens i guess.
>>86281482
Whether or not you agree with him has nothing to do with his right to protest and his right to free speech.
You can petition to have him blacklisted if you want, you're totally within your right to push for that, but if support for his cause overrides support for yours, then tough tits to you.
>>86281336
The freedom of speech protects you from the government (90% of the time), not private organizations and individuals.
>>86281163
Larry Willmore got pulled? I never knew since I always change the channel when the talkshows start. Thank fucking god.
>>86281167
Asspen
>>86281468
And why should an NFL player be exempted from facing the consequences just because he's hiding behind some stupid BLM shit?
>>86281549
Butters, make sure theres a second thread for us later or you're grounded!
>>86281534
You sir are a fucking retard.
>>86281526
So, let me understand, you're saying that if one person suffers because their employer doesn't agree with their views, that means everyone must also suffer, too? What kind of fucked up world do you want?
>>86281561
Yes, you're right, except the NFL is not banning him. They are the private corporation in this case and they are choosing not to ban him. I don't understand why people are pushing for the NFL to ban him. Like, it's a private corporation -- they can do whatever they want.
>>86281482
>>86281573
So, what, you want the U.S. to become a fascist state where everyone, regardless of who you are, has to worship the flag and anthem? Fuck off.
>>86281570
I think the show's been canceled since last week. And yeah i agree, i couldnt stand so much of that show. I'd tune in to give a chance and i quickly changed the channel so many times over all the stupid shit that went on.
>mfw this election results whether Garrison will be president or go back to being a teacher
Life choices
>>86281573
Have you considered that more people agree with the reason for his protest than people who don't?
>>86281573
>Exempted from consequences
I never get punished for outright saying this country is garbage. Why should he for sitting out on an anthem. It's not fucking illegal. This isn't some book burning fascist state.
>>86281376
Who in the actual fuck gives a damn about the stupid song?
>>86281336
I don't think anyone should be penalized for disregarding the National Anthem, but I do feel like exercising my right to free expression by calling all of those people crybaby fucking idiots.
"I get paid a disgusting amount of money to play a game and I'm so oppressed; instead of contributing literally anything positive to this very real issue, I'm going to act like a spoiled 7 year old who's threatening to run away from home."
>>86281376
>mfw football players were just in the locker rooms during the national anthem until 2009
>mfw the armed forces has paid the NFL millions to have the players on the field standing for the anthem
>mfw this whole process is a bunch of bullshit anyways
>>86281611
And people have the right to say they should ban him and can protest by not watching NFL programming. What makes his stupid statement and protest more valid then the ones asking for his punishment?
Wait time does it start?
>>86281608
Thanks for answering my question and totally not being a faggot, anon. Proud of you.
>>86281747
Half an hour from now
>>86281611
>So, what, you want the U.S. to become a fascist state where everyone, regardless of who you are, has to worship the flag and anthem? Fuck off.
Holy shit what kind of retarded hippie are you? My point is what does disrespecting your country have to do with black lives? The faggot shouldn't be allowed to disrespect his country because his feelings are hurt.
>>86281629
I never liked it, but I didn't dislike it enough to change the channel at first. But once the racial tension shit started coming up he got so fucking unbearable. And if his smarmy ass wasn't enough, he constantly surrounded himself with all those self-absorbed regular guests so they could all circlejerk each other over the loaded question of the week.
Anyone have a lag-free stream up?
This is legit unwatchable.
"His dick is compromised."
Best line of the show.
>>86281632
>>86281659
>>86281696
You retards are missing the point. Then again you're probably 15 and think it's cool to hate everything.
Would be funny if an episode was entirely pro-trump but at the end Garrison gets cut off saying nigger as a callback to season 5.
>>86281818
The news anchors were surprisingly funny.
Lag-free stream where?
>>86281792
You should be allowed to not stand for the anthem for any reason you want. Bullshit made up or not
>>86281792
He's allowed to disrespect this country for whatever dumbass reason he wants. That doesn't mean I won't call him a dumbass, but he's absolutely allowed to do it.
FUCK YOU KAHL!
>>86281721
Considering there are people who are calling for him to be discharged for doing something that's completely within his right, then I'm going to say it is kind of fucking retarded of you to imply this was an act that risked nothing.
>>86281630
>mfw he becomes president anyway
>>86281891
no pls
Is there really nobody else streaming?
>>86281822
>Missing the point
I love and appreciate this country and I'm damn fucking lucky to live in it but I'm not under legal obligation to suck it's dick, especially when I feel it doesn't deserve the blind worship it gets.
>>86278365
New episode tonight?!
Shhit has time flown
Who's getting Fractured But Whole?
>>86281907
suptv
don't know about brettygood
hey leslieyou're expelled
>>86281944
I am! I am!
>>86278541
Don't forget Persona 5
>>86281891
well they did kill reality
>>86281888
He took as much a risk as someone making a tweet.
He could have lent his name to a public awareness campaign or started a charity or hosted an event; he's got the money to do so.
Instead he made a big edgy statement by doing literally nothing.
Armchair activism at its finest.
I'm not one to wear any tinfoil hats, but folks are saying his career was flagging and he just did this to get back in the public eye; considering I've never heard of this dude until just now, it seems plausible at the least.
>>86281944
I plan on picking it up.
>>86281847
Thanks Greg, stay dry.
>>86281944
/right here/
It is by far going to be GOTY 2016
What did he say the second stream was called?
Whats a good site to watch it live? I'd love to see it with you guys
>>86282011
gofuckyourself.com
>>86281944
It's the only game I care about this year.
>>86282040
Thanks, that worked.
Whats a good site to watch it live? I'd love to see it with you guys
>>86282011
Shut the fuck up already.
MEGA WHEN
>check TV guide to see when new episode airs
>see new episode description
>"The National Anthem gets a reboot"
I'm already grinning.
>>86282030
>>86282060
Found the Comedy Central rep
>>86282098
I'd love to see it with you guys
>>86282040
based
>>86282060
your tv
I appreciate how PC Principal actually turned out to be a dynamic and nuanced character rather than a strawman of SJWs, which would have been easy.
The only thing disappointing for me about last season was PC principal not telling Leslie to shut the fuck up one last time before killing her.
>>86282097
lol i just made this just recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SyzmHuEzM
>>86282066
That one didn't work.
>>86282157
I'd love to see it with you guys
Out of the main boys, which one is most likely to succeed in life?
Classi
>>86282092
Oops, got my timezones mixed up. Disreguard that I suck cox
>>86282187
Probably Kyle. Maybe Stan.
We already know Cartman becomes a fat garage mechanic.
>>86282187
Kenny
>>86282207
>CARTMAN BEING GOOD AT ANYTHING
HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PUT ON A SHIRT THAT FITS ON HIM
>>86282187
Wendel
No one in this show has good trigger discipline.
>>86282187
Kyle
Maybe Cartman if he manages to become the next fuhrer
>>86282207
Kyle is bankrupt from paying everyone's debts
the most successful one guaranteed is going to be Butters, probably with one or 2 of the boys working for him
This is my first time watching this episode. It's hilarious the gun stuff.
>>86281167
Fat Butt and Pancake head
suptv org :)
>>86281976
If reality is dead can he be resurrected? Laws of reality gone and all.
>>86282238
they're panicked people buying guys for the first time, them having trigger discipline would trigger me
I miss Morriganal...
>>86281167
Free Willzyx
>>86282187
Cartman becomes a gay broadway phenomenon. Everything about him leads to this.
Kyle you're thinking with you're DICK
>>86282207
You'd think Cartman would become a goobergator
>>86281167
Butter's Bottom Bitch.
>>86281167
Butter's Bottom Bitch.
I wish Wendy had cut her hair. It's a nice change from the status quo and she looked cute with short hair. Alas Wendyl apparently just shoved her hair in her hat.
>>86282331
what
>>86282331
>goobergator
Jesus christ I hate that. Fuck those guys but there's got to be a better way to refer to them than something a fifth-grader would come up with.
>>86281386
Thanks for posting this, now I'll be able to get SOME of the jokes tonight.
Is this obscure or am I deaf for not knowing about this sooner?
>>86281073
Pls help already turning it off and on and still nothing.
This Amazon Prime commercial with the lion doggo always warms me heart
>>86282331
Cartman would be the sort of person who'd come to /b/ and gets personally offended by it
>>86282386
She's supposed to be girly
>>86282390
What kind of insults do you expect people to create when they themselves are mentally fifth graders?
>>86281738
>and can protest by not watching NFL programming.
I fucking LOVE how people think doing this shit does anything.
>I don't agree! I'm not going to watch/buy/participate!
For every ONE person who dislikes something, another 3000 pay up.
>>86282417
All ads lie anon, that doggo's prolly dead
>>86281386
What a cuck!
brb gonna share this on reddit
>>86282417
Makes me sad. Poor pup...
>>86282417
Oh man I fucking love that commercial. Dont care if it is an ad.
>>86282058
Because they see through his paper thin protest for what it is, publicity and hood cred. He is making no real statement about police brutality by standing during the national anthem (which has fuck all to do with the police). He isn't doing anything else to help besides just refusing to get off his overpaid ass for, what, a minute? Many people have been fired over joke tweets why should a man hiding behind his race to gain publicity by disrespecting his country not be?
>>86278365
FUCK OFF INTERN KUN
YOU DO IT FOR FREE
FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86282491
anon, you're thinking with your dick
>>86282390
>>86282455
t. Goofy Goober
>one stream has good quality but really laggy
>other stream is more stable but has worse quality
Goddammit.
If there isn't Creek this episode I'm gonna kill myself.
I ain't no Mimsy ass hoe
Shuuuuuuuuut up Classi!
Kyle is really desperate for pussy
How many people will Bruce Jenner kill this year?
QUICK TO THE CLASSIMOBILE
>tfw suptv and brettygood are lagging like fucking mad
God dammit why.
What motherfucker posted the links on Reddit?
>>86282561
3 episodes minimum of plot relevancy with 2 appearances each make me expect at least 8 people dead
>>86282508
No man, hear me out. It's sweet and heartwarming and it makes me think that just maybe, not all ads are bad. You know?
>>86282561
You got a fuckin' problem bro?!
>>86282561
I predict one per episode.
>>86281386
>freedom of speech is only good when it doesn't trigger me
Both sides are fucking shit.
>>86282561
I hope they give him a bigger vehicle to drivelike a 747
>>86282540
>>86282566
>not spelling her name correctly
>chances are there is going to be a season finale around November
>going to be baised on the results of the election
I'm black and this is the only reason why I might vote for trump
Seriously, does anyone have a stream that ISN'T lagging?
This shit is basically unwatchable.
>>86282604
N-no...
Who was Mimsy again?
>>86282458
Yeah, and there are millions of other people voting so you shouldn't do that either. Just give up because others might have different opinions. There could never be any meaningful amount of people able to change anything. Voting, boycotting and demonstrating have never done anything in human history.
Fucking smug jackass.
>>86282610
>him
What do you guys think? Watch a mediocre stream so I can comment on the episode with you guys, or watch the better quality on south park studios tomorrow, but have no live reactions?
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
>VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
>VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
>VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
>VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
VOTE FOR TRUMP SO GARRISON WINS
Stream link?
>>86282640
'Cause it's not Bruce fuckin' Jenner! It's Caitlyn, and she's a fuckin' stunning woman!
>>86282646
alright then, it
>>86282646
What about him? This isn't ppg.
>>86282672
Ah, yes, Caitlyn. Couldn't remember the name.
>tfw I don't have to rely on a shitty stream because I have cable
>>86282417
i hate that fucking commercial
>baby is scared of dog, creature that has been domesticated from the wolf which has been the hunting companion of humans for tens of thousands of years
>despite not being able to handle a dog, the baby is suddenly is not scared of a fucking lion which is a sworn enemy of human survival and has been for thousands of years
who writes this garbage?
>>86282331
Wtf is a goobergator??
As a /k/ommrade, this scene gives me a hard on.
>>86282705
i have cable but im too lazy to turn tv on
>>86282644
Stooge like sidekick retard kid to Nathan in the Special Olympics/Summer Camp episodes.
>>86282705
>TFW TV broke
This was a terminator: genesys parody, wasn't it?
>>86282721
Peanut fried gator meat. A favourite of county fairs.
>>86282390
>Fuck those guys
Even though they've been right at every turn?
>MFW I forgot to watch the season finale last year
>MFW I haven't watched it since
How confused will I be
>>86282705
I sometimes wonder why do I even still pay for cable
>>86282705
>I have cable but my provider dropped Viacom channels because of a money argument
>>86282713
>Newlyborn being with no knowledge of the world has simple pleasures and fears
>>86282705
You mean Mom's cable.
>>86282705
>tfw it's getting expensive
>tfw computer can't even steam
Worried.
>>86279923
https://mega.nz/#F!3Iw0xDhL!fWIe0o9UTbPdLwR6FCMW7g
here's S1-S19 in 1080p HEVC.
>>86279380
I updated the MEGA above last season usually by the weekend, but now that Kickass Torrents is gone and the HEVC encoder behind all those files in the Mega, JoyBell, has retired, I don't know what I'll do.
>>86282666
69.00 has been deposited to your account
>>86282774
You could have watched it now. But you lost that chance. Sorry m8
IT BEGINS
>>86282783
This.
HERE WE GO
>>86282705
I can watch it on tv but I want to watch it with /co/
HERE WE GO LADS!
WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE ADS
Hm, no change to the intro.
>>86282721
a cuck
>The theme song still makes me smile
Even after all these years...
>>86282777
I'm starting to wonder myself, especially since I got netflix.
>>86282802
That's 68$ more than Hillary pays at least.
HERE WE GO
Fuck you stubhub I want to stay in sometimes
STREAM WHERE
IT'S
TIME
IT'S
TIME
>Book of Mormon ad
better be worth my time
They didn't change the intro for the 20th season? Lame.
>play intro
>Right into ads
cuck time!
watch out sjws!
>the season 7 theme song will never return
Hope this season doesn't suck as hard as last season...
>>86282802
Does Trump even have paid shills? Pretty sure Hillary is the only one to have dedicated funds purely for shilling on the internet.
>>86282777
Just get a Roku.
>>86282823
wheres the stream?
anyone, keyword or something?
HAPPENING!!!
The ads won
>>86282860
>It's been 20 years since South Park started and people are still surprised by this
That stop motion intro always gets me excited because I just know a lot of love was put into it.
PLEASE
L
E
A
S
E
POST
O
S
T
STREAM
T
R
E
A
M
GET IT BECAUSE THEY'RE ENGAGED?!
Fuck Dave Franco.
>>86282874
literally this
oh go what was that "cartoon"
Fuck South Park.
WHO /legends/ HERE?
>>86282867
I hope ur mum doesn't suck too hard tonight m8e8.
>Sit or stand for the national anthem
hooh boy
>>86282852
>IT'S
THE
NUTSHACK
>>86282867
>not liking the safe space episode
fuck off faggot
you know, just once I'd wish they change the intro theme.
>They're staring at Nicole
Wow, didn't waste any time, did they?
The girls aren't playing against the chicken anymore?
>They're all betting on Nicole's reaction
kek
>>86282867
2/10 bait
>will she sit or stand for the national anthem
kek
>>86282871
No. /pol/ does everything for free.
>will she sit or stand
>Randy betting
kek
30 seconds in and im fucking dying
Black lives matters sucks
>>86282871
he's a jew, so...
FUCKING HEIDI TURNER
KEK
Gold already
>YEAH HUNDRED BUCKS
>fuck the anthem they sitting because of trolling
>Alison Brie in a commercial with her husband
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER SHE IS NOT SINGLE
>mfw this dindu shit cartoon gets a billion seasons
>Still no one cares about Girls Volleyball
>3 of them not even black
PC Principal is back!
>Protesting harrassment and trolling on the internet
>THEY ALL LEFT
Where's the cock magic?
>>86282915
They've done it like 4 times now
PC PRINCIPAL
IS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
HE'S BACK BITCHES
>skankhunt
>Skankhunt42
Kek
I'm so happy pc principal is still around.
>PC PRINCIPAL IS A RECURRING CHARACTER
YES YES YES
I don't even get what this is parodying. There was something about the national anthem in the news recently?
>America props itself as Land of the Free
>most of country hates someone for being Free
Explain
Came in just in time for PC Principal
>Token's life matters
>they all came just to see who would sit down
>Token's Life Matters
Holy shit
>Token's Life Matters
>token's life matters
Is this seriously a thing
>Trolling they receive on the internet
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>Token's Life Matters
HA HA SITTIN' DOWN IS FUN MAGGLE
TOKENS LIFE MATTERS
>Token's
>Life
>Matters
well i would love to watch live but the supt vstream is super fucking laggy
guess i'm just gonna have to watch on south park studios when it's up tomorrow
>Token's life matters
>Token's Life Matters
>Token lives matter
HERE WE GO
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM
>>86282937
But my le funny, quirky, Britbottle who is xenophobic against Germans insists that Drumpf is the next Hitler!
>token's life matters
Jesus Eric
Did that say "Token's Lives Matter"?
>Token's life matters
Holy fucking shit
>Token's life matters
>tokens life matters
Lol
JJ ABRAMS
JJ ABRAMS
>>86282989
>slowpoke.png
>sitting down thing
wow, I'm glad I decided to start following political drama again, I wouldn't get half of these jokes otherwise.
God damn they wasted absolutely no time.
>j j Abrams
HOLY SHIT
>JJ Abrams is rebooting America
fug
>JJ Abrams
oh boy here we go, inb4 it ends with Gibson bailing out Abrams clusterfuck
>JJ Abrams reboots the anthem
>Token's life matters
2 for 2
>>86282989
football player won't stand for anthem because he hates how black people are treated in america
FYI, PC Principal is also gonna be in Fractured But Whole.
>>86283006
Have sex
#reboottheanthem
>>86282999
some football player did it and every news station started spreading it around
>JJ Abrams
What the hell?
LMfao
>>86283052
Kay.
Member Berries?
>R E B O O T T H E N A T I O N A L A N T H E M
>>86283024
yeah! where!
ONE LIGHT FUCKERS
>JJ ABRAMS
OH FUCK
Reboot the national anthem?
>JJ Abrams
>Reboots
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>86282989
Some people are sitting down during the anthem in protest of things.
People are super pissed about this.
Some people don't care.
FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS
when did they stop focusing on the boys?
>ghostbusters
jesus
PAUL FIEG
>Ghostbusters
Awwwwww shit...
>Ghostbusters
I'm done
NEW GHOSTBUSTERS WAS FUNNY
they're talking about ghostbusters, omg
How do you add lens flare to a song?
>They're taking shots at reboots
Please don't fuck it up
>my vagina
nailed it
Lena Dunham getting BTFO
>deflecting with new Ghostbusters
Of course Cartman would be the one doing this lmao
>>86282991
People are well within their rights to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem, and the rest of us are free to criticize that as we like.
It is also probably the weakest, most virtue-signaling form of "protest" I have ever seen, maybe he should actually get out there and make a difference rather than resort to worthless slacktivism.
>Ghostbusters
HAHAHAHAHAAH
EVERYONE GETTING BTFO
>Fat white guy talking about how cool Ghostbusters is
...Is Cartman Moviebob?
is this a knock on amy schumer
Gotta love that Cartman~~~
>anthem
>BLM
>reboots
>including Ghostbusters
>women being unfunny
Going all out from the start
"Girts are funny, get over it" is an actual GB review quote.
>say vagina
I hope this is another episode where Eric gets his ass beat
>Eric red pilling
kek
10/10
Already
Was that a shot at Amy Schmuer?
Holy shit
FUCK THE STREAM IS THREE MINUTES BEHIND
God I hate cartman
>>86283141
It's a knock on female stand up comedians period
>GET OVER IT
YES
How did Cartman manage to get an assembly?
#notalltrolls
THEY KNOW
South Park reboot?
>>86283158
It's a shot at most female comedians, white, black, whatever
Watch a female standup and see
VOTE OR DIE
GIANT DOUCHE AND TURD SANDWICH ARE BACK WHAT
THEY BROUGHT BACK DOUCHE AND TURD.
>confusing anonymity for pseudonymity
>GIANT DOUCHE OR TURD SANDWICH
AMY SCHMUER RUINED
>Douche and Turd callbacks
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich are back
>Giant douche or turd sandwich
>>86283170
>period
Good one
>girls are funny
THEY BROUGHT IT BACK
>Muh vagina
>Using muh
They're talking to you /pol/!
don't reboot south park
Damn, they nailed female comedy.
>>86283164
Yeah, yeah and say "My vagina"
>>86283158
Probably more aimed at Ghostbusters and Lena Durham
>GIANT DOUCHE AND TURD SANDWICH 2
YES
>This Ghostbusters shit
>Just talk about how fat you are and how you like to have sex with guys and say vagina a lot
>Girls rule, women are funny, get over it
Fucking amazing.
>>86283164
That wasn't very funny, you didn't say my vagina
South Park reboot when?
>everything's getting a reboot
Randy confirmed for browsing on /co/
SCHUMER B T F O
GIANT DOUCHE OR TURD SANDWICH AGAIN
ITS ALWAYS RELEVANT
>>86283170
>period
I get it
>Giant douche is back
PERFECT
TURD SANDWICH 2016
>GIANT DOUCHE
>TURD SANDWICH
THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>giant douche or turd sandwich
Girls are funny you guys, get over it.
Which one is Garrison?
>Giant Douche/Turd Sandwich reference>mfw I was 15 when the Vote or Die episode first aired 12 years ago
>giant douche, turd sandwich
>reboots
is the show getting a reboot by seasons end?
>Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich is back
nice
THEY'RE REBOOTING GIANT DOUCHE AND TURD SANDWICH
Cynical maaaaaan...
>Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich callback
I really hope season 20 is filled with callbacks of older classic episodes
I am glad people are beginning to realize this whole "females can be funny and good comedians" meme is bullshit.
>>86283112
In the same way its funny to watch a comic bomb on stage.
Oh that Hearse routine is so cringe.
Please bring Diddy back.
GIANT DOUCHE AND TURD SANDWICH
>Why are we doing this? Why are we back to turd sandwich and giant douche?
fucking perfect
>Return of Douche and Turd
YES
>Dat Hillary
>Hillary is turd sandwich
YOU HEARD IT HERE
can /pol/ EVER recover?
>Summer topics in a FALL episode
> Mrs. Sandwich
Clinton looks like shes going to die before this season's out.
Bless Garrison.
HRC confirmed for turd sandwich.
south park come on, this is repeating your old shit
arent you going to do your city duty and tell everyone to vote gary johnson? if you do it, the nation will listen. that's more important than comedy
>this entire episode is a reboot attacking reboots
>WHY ARE WE BACK TO THIS?
>giant beavers or some equally retarded "surprise enemy" revealed at the end of the season wants to reboot the country
There I just spoiled the ending for you, you don't have to watch this bullshit.
Ah Garrison is the Douche.
HE'S FUCKING ORANGE
MAKE TURDS GREAT AGAIN
Whoa, did they just say "fuckin" in that song?
>Why are we doing this? Why are we back to turd sandwich and giant douche?
>Hillary is turd sandwich
Fucking accurate.
>>86283239
Shake them titties when you vote bitch>>86283239
BASED GARRISON
>What are we gonna do
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
DUDE BOTH SIDES ARE JUST AS BAD LMAO
Wow they said fucking crazy in that song kek
>inb4 someone yells PEPE
>Orange Garrison
top kek
>Doesn't actually have a plan if he wins
BTFO
T
F
O
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>Matt and Trey think Trump is a Giant Douche
cuck cuck nigger nigger cuck cuck nigger nigger cuck cuck nigger nigger cuck cuck nigger
Ohhhh JEEEEEEEZ
FUCKING CAKE BY THE OCEAN
FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH
COLLECTIVE SHAME
And now it gets weird...
Butters, make a new thread.
what the shit....
> wtf member berries
Jeez this episode is swinging wild, isn't it?
Member berries?
>>86283289
Also, are they going to mention at any point that these candidates were intentionally chosen by the media, and the ones people voted for in the primaries got edged out because they wouldn't play ball in debates and be as inflammatory as possible? That's the kind of hard-hitting important shit this show is supposed to do. It's literally treason being committed out in the open.
Eh this is a little heavy handed
Oh, it's a nostalgia joke.
I was worried I was out of the loop.
>memberberries
The fuck?
What...the fuck?
REMEMBER CHEWBACCA
REMEMBER GHOSTBUSTERS
AÀAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!
I did Nazi that coming.
>member ghostbusters?
>Hahaha South Park is so funny, take that Tumblr!
>REEEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF TRUMP SOUTH PARK THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU KEKS
Right on cue.
MEMBER BERRIES ARE A PHYSICAL OBJECT
REMEMBER SLIMER
WHEN IS THE POKEMON GO REFERENCE GOING TO HAPPEN?
>German collective guilt
HOLY SHIT
>Member Chewbaca
memberberries will take the pain away
>ACTUAL MEMBERBERRIES
THE FUCKINF MAD MEN
Shit, now I get "member berries."
>>86283320
That is the more logical of the two choices. Hilary is just a pile of shit of bad ideas while Trump is more of a giant Douche as a result of the things he says with no tact.
Really Matt and Trey nailed it.
What happened at the very start? I tuned in just as everyone was leaving the volleyball game.
Holy shit. This is going to be gold. An entire season of callbacks.
'MEMBEEERRR?
>>86283354
NEW THREAD HERE
>>86283333
Member giant douche and turd sandwich?
>>86283382
But no one is mad that they making fun of trump.
>>86283320
I knew right away when they said turd sandwhich & giant douche who they'd pick as the giant douche.
Why was the animation on the memberberries so creepy?
>>86283387
People still play it?
>>86283158
She's so gross to look at
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO MOCK NOSTALGIA
HOW WILL /CO/, /TV/ AND THE REST OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET EVER RECOVER?????
Jesus Christ almighty
>ruining the joke by not literally representing them by a douche and a sandwich
What the fuck were you thinking Matt and Trey
>>86283320
Yea yea old joke like they did with John Edward
>>86283401
Girls starting sitting down during the anthem to protest Cartmans trolling on the school website.
>>86283403
No its not, you tards eat this shit up every goddamn season
>>86283401
Everyone was there just to see which girls, specifically Nicole, would sit for the national anthem.
>>86282453
Some of the most girly girls I have seen have short hair. Pixies or even buzzcuts can actually accentuate your femininity. If you're really girly, you look even cuter and younger with short hair.
Plus Wendy has some tomboyish traits.
>>86283387
when they devote a whole episode to remembering the old pokemon episode
>>86283360
>and the ones people voted for in the primaries
You mean Hillary and Trump?
Or are you one of those people who ignores how Hillary beat Sanders in every single metric so badly that she would have won even without any super delegates?
>>86283431
It's a remake of the joke
IS THERE ANY TWEEK X CRAIG IN THE EPISODE
>>86283444
Be honest, did you post that yourself?
>>86283431
This, it would have been so much better
>>86283444
Wow, ONE PERSON! You TOTALLY got me their, buddy.
I really don't want to just outright hate Legends but it looks so bad...
>>86283320
Go back to /pol/
>>86283477
THIS IS WHAT I REALLY WANT
even a one second frame of them together would be enough
Killing off Trump was a mistake
How long til hes back?
>>86283487
hillary and garrison running for pres was already established
>>86282991
Yes anon, I am free to criticize someone for fucking a horse, even though my neighbor is free to do that as it is stated in the law.
>>86283477
They were sitting together. BOYZU RAVU HASN'T DIED.
>>86283477
fag or fujoshit?
>>86283431
Yeah I was a bit disappointed, I wanted the mascots back and recreate the real events as they happen.
>>86283431
The joke is that you don't know which is which because they are both equally terrible.
>>86283496
I'm going to give it a chance because why not.
>>86283382
Literally this.
>>86283467
>Or are you one of those people who ignores how Hillary beat Sanders in every single metric so badly that she would have won even without any super delegates?
That's partly because blue pilled faggot registered democrats are extremely susceptible to media spin.
>>86283431
>literally
They're completely right about Trump right now lmfao
>>86283457
Short hair can look 'cuter', but medium/long hair will always look more beautiful/hotter.
>>86283519
After he wins
>>86283536
Nevermind.
>>86283477
They were sitting together. I hope this season they consummate their relationship.
I fucking love Trump....err I mean Garrison
>>86283426
Its actually pretty genius really. This is their 20th season, most shows that make it this far would do nothing but tributes to the past. South Park, however, is pushing forward, and while they acknowledge the past from time to time, they arent going to spend an entire season jerking off to themselves.
Wait, why is Garrinson censored when "Cake By The Ocean" wasn't?
>>86283559
Have they been completely missing all of his recently policy specific speeches?
>>86283527
Thats not legal in America though numbnuts
WTF I LOVE GARRISON NOW
This is spot on
>>86283519
Only Canadian Trump died
>pelvic thrusting
damn, just nonstop with the keks
Also garrison has decent stamina for a man of his age, I'm sure with a little pcp or angel dust he could fuck his way across the globe in under a night.
>>86283559
>He believes everything the media tells him.
>this episode
Oh yeah man caring about who runs your country makes you a retard akin to someone creaming themselves over the kardashians.
Totally the same thing.
>the wine bar survived
>>86283555
Are you trying to make some kind of point?
>Trump trying to get clinto to win.
This is so accurate.
This epsiode is all over the place
Gay af
I can tell this episode will take multiple viewing for me to "get" this plot.
Can someone explain to me what the whole memberberries means? Is it a pun or something?
Vaginas have balls, right /co/?
>Trump will put over Hillary
So how shit does that new show look? Chamberpot Heights or whatever.
>craig without tweek
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86283749
nostalgia
>>86283749
Member sounds like how the berries say "remember?" and they just remind you of shit from your childhood to help you ignore how shit the world is.
>>86283749
It's nostalgia.
>>86283749
re member
it's just nostalgia turned into a fruit.
>>86283749
Nostalgia for 90s
>>86283749
I think its supposed to represent nostalgia
>>86283749
Nostalgia fags, basically everyone is all happy when they think about how awesome "old" shit used to be.
>>86283749
Memories anon. It's nostalgia.
>>86283749
its 'remember' berries, nostalgia to go with the reboot theme
So who is Skankhunt42 gonna be?
>>86283749
It's nostalgia
>>86283770
Very.
>>86283807
Butters
>>86283636
Trump is trying to lose.
>>86283711
Oh please that joke is months old now.
>>86283807
Kyle
>>86283467
in debates, not in primaries
>>86283844
You really have no idea what you're talking about.
It comes full circle
republiberries!
>>86283844
Yea those ten thousand plus rallies in blue states are a real sign of that.
>>86283550
Whereas our real candidates protested the mindless debates, and were straight up told "you can't run. you're not controversial enough" and they put the trumpet in
WHo the fuck doesn't lock the door when they use the bathroom?
Unless you have a rape fetish.
Kyle is Skankhunt42
DOWN WITH AMERICA
>>86283868
Trump is literally trying to lose and throwing out every chance to one up Hillary.
Trump literally has no offices in NC and his campaign organization is nothing.
>Probably a Trump supporter though.
>>86283903
>rallies are a measure of success
wow. It's like 1984 all over again.
>>86283905
>Whereas our real candidates protested the mindless debates
Only one candidate intentionally skipped a debate because it was bullshit. It wasn't one of your kosher "real" candidates.
>>86283936
It's Kyle or he's going to get framed as Skankhunt42
>JJ Abrams has fixed America
>>86283467
That's not even true. Had she not had the Supers she's not passed the threshold to be the candidate.
Sanders could have won had he had the Supers.
Course that's kinda a moot point since he was eager to sell out in the end and get that nice new vacation house.
>>86283908
HE CHECKED THE FUCKING TOILET
It's always the Jews. /pol/ was right again.
IT'S JEW DAD
i knew it
never trust a jew
HOLY FUCK
>mfw i didnt even notice this episode was already about to end
I was invested dammit
Holy shit the Jews are making gender war
cartman is right again
FUKKIN GERALD
Kyles dad wtf
THE JEW, IT'S ALWAYS THE JEW
jews are behind it
post yfw /pol/ was right again
>>86283903
>in blue states
So you're telling him he's right? And rallies dont mean shit, bro.
>>86283908
Someone who lives in a house with civilized people who don't barge into a closed bathroom?
IT WAS THE JEWS
FUCKING BRILLIANT
DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT
ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING KIKES!!!!!!
>>86283961
>Trump is literally trying to lose and throwing out every chance to one up Hillary.
>Trump literally has no offices in NC and his campaign organization is nothing.
You're going to feel like a retard in 2 months.
/POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>86284012
Checking for Mr. Hankey?
>>86283961
Trump runs a different campaign, because he's not a politician.
His NC rallies dwarf whatever Clinton's are able to scrape together.
Did anyone get a screencap of the Member Berries?
>>86283519
The twist is that they'll bring in the actual Donald Trump either mid season or during the election episode to take the presidency when he wins in real life.
>>86284118
Unless Trump gets the Al Gore treatment in November.
i love that cartman is still a SJW
>>86284087
Blue states in which he now leads the polls or has severely cut into he leads. They won't be blue by the election.
This episode man. It was fucking perfect.
>>86283711
It's actually the opposite way around.
I mean look at Clinton. She's literally dying. Really makes you think if she decided to run just so Trump could win...
Of all the words
Of tongue or pen
The saddest are these:
>"/pol/ was right again."
>>86284192
Trump activated his Trap Card
>>86284206
GWB didn't have a mountain of evidence of election fraud like HRC. If Trump gets fucked by the electoral college you're going to see some shit.
I'm disappointed at the lack of Tweek and Craig.
On the plus side however, ITS THE KIKES. POL IS RIGHT AGAIN BABY.
>>86284243
its simply not fair...
mexicans have the right to go to the US you know!
that bastard trump is gonna win just because the only person who opposed him is gonna die?
FUCK THIS WORLD!!!!
THIS IS A STICK UP
POST A PICTURE OF THE MEMBER BERRIES AND NO ONE GETS HURT
>>86284243
He knew this was his best chance which is why he wants her to hang in till the debates.
Instead of her being replaced with a "moderate" like Biden.
mega when?
>>86284314
they have a right to, if come legally.
>>86284316
read the thread faggot
>>86284087
Hillary is literally losing blue states right now.
She also continues to implode with extremely controversial opinions that are alienating moderates and dems alike. Meanwhile in the last month Trump has switch tactics and has been trying to sound more and more moderate for the independents, and slowly but surely it's been working.
When Hillary nearly died a few days ago on 9/11, he didn't even bait the conspiracy stuff, just said that he hopes she gets better soon, but threw a little bait in by saying that it's been happening a lot lately.
He knows exactly what to do to win, and if he can do what he did during the forum for the debates, he'll win in a landslide.
>>86284161
>His NC rallies dwarf whatever Clinton's are able to scrape together.
Bernie's enthusiastic rallies were humongous compared to Hillary's small gatherings of middle aged white women, and yet...
>>86284274
And I can't wait for the media to not report on it or condescendingly dismiss it.
>>86284314
You have to go back, Pablo
>>86284345
The thread is almost 700 posts long, and I looked through and didn't see any pictures of them
>>86284343
Just go to the regional wall entry portal and wait your turn.
>>86283807
Professor Chaos
>>86284339
im downloading the episode right now
git gud
>>86284356
Two things.
1. Trump's rallies make Bernie's look pathetic
2. Bernie's main voter group were college kids that never vote and probably didn't even vote in the primary either.
>>86284343
yeah, and im not saying im an illegal.
i know the people of US is not stupid to actually build a fucking wall.
but if trump wins, he can fuck around with the law to ensure no mexican, legal or not get in the US.
trump is the kind of retard that can try to pull stuff like that...
>>86283431
>not getting the "reboot" part of the joke
>not getting the "remember" part of the joke
>mfw
>>86284356
And yet he didn't hace the DNC in his pocket from the start so he never had a chance. We got Emails that show they rigged the whole thing.
>>86284368
Here's another one for you: Gore's constituency weren't gun-toting zealots.
>>86284379
Sorry mate, must have been the /pol/ thread.
>>86283611
It is in any half decent state
>>86284429
>i know the people of US is not stupid to actually build a fucking wall.
Give me one good reason why The Wallâ„¢ is stupid.
>>86278365
any download link?
>>86284429
>i know the people of US is not stupid to actually build a fucking wall.
A wall is not stupid though. The military can build walls quickly and cheap. It worked incredibly well for Israel.
>but if trump wins, he can fuck around with the law to ensure no mexican, legal or not get in the US.
He's said he won't do that retard, he's just going to deport most of the illegals in the country and strengthen border security.
If you're legal you have nothing to worry about.
If you're not, you have to go back.
>>86284499
Mexico also has a wall just saying
>>86284368
News is spread much differently now than it was in 2000. Complete blackouts are not possible anymore.
>>86284356
Bernie lost for 2 reasons:
1: the DNC cheated and gave it to Hillary
2: the subgroup of youths that buy in to Bernie's shit are not big on actual mobilization towards voting booths; which is precisely why remain failed in the UK.
>>86284356
>Bernie's enthusiastic rallies were humongous compared to Hillary's small gatherings of middle aged white women, and yet...
And yet the DNC email leaks prove that not only was the entire party establishment backing Clinton from day one, but that the party actively conspired with the media to torpedo Sanders' campaign from Iowa all the way through California.
You literally have emails between party leaders discussing the best ways to destroy Bernie's campaign. Wouldn't surprise me if they were doing the same thing early on to cut down Webb and O'Malley early in the race.
>>86284429
>but if trump wins, he can fuck around with the law to ensure no mexican, legal or not get in the US.
Hilary Clinton could do that as well.
But neither of them have said that they would do it.
I'm not a huge Trump fan, but everyone saying that he's some horrible racist is just taking things he says out of context. Trump doesn't hate mexicans or muslims, and he has never said that none of them should live in America. He just says that there is a big problem with illegal immigration, and if people want to immigrate to America they need to do it legally
>>86284499
and you think any mexican can beileve that?
trump is a borderline intolerant racist, everyone knows that, he is lying only to get trust, but any mexican, legal or not, who has a least half a brain, knows trump is simply untrustworthy.the fact our president tried to 'negociate' with trump in secret is another story, we know he is kinda stupid too...
>>86284607
>trump is a borderline intolerant racist, everyone knows that
I don't know that. Convince me using evidence.
>>86284636
It's obvious.
>>86284478
They can go underground like el Chapo Guzman.
I'm convinced Trump supporters have tiny brains.
>>86284636
well, theres all the miss universe scandals, all the fights he had with latin artists mainly...
>>86284676
Prove it
What has he said that is racist?
>>86284676
It's not, HIllary kisses KKK members and called blacks niggers.
Trump ate a taco bowel.
>>86284607
You're a fucking idiot.
Trump doesn't give a shit about legal immigrants. He only cares about stopping illegals.
You are falling for the medias lies.
>>86284676
Not that anon but I think you've just been drinking a bit too much koolaid friendo. If you actually think Trump would ban all Mexicans from entering the US you're an idiot. I'm also not voting for either of the two candidates, I'm just letting you know how retarded you sound.
>>86284717
There are things that are better left unsaid, cuck.
>>86284739
kek
>>86284717
How about something I can google and find out more, dipshit. Not "fights with Latin artists" like that means anything.
>>86284749
even so, he has a story of:
>Saying stupid crap, like the wall stuff.
>Kickin and dissing mexican and latin artists.
>And well, not having any fucking proper political education whatsoever! he is an entrepeneur for christ sake!
lets say trump is actually trustworthy, and he wont do anything to mexicans, but you can really trust someone with an actual history like that?
>>86284860
>Political education
Politicians are more corrupt than a child molesting priest.
Anything that is not a politician would do better than those in charge now.
>>86284860
1. The wall is not stupid. It worked very well for Israel, it would work well for the US.
2. I'm going to need a source and proof he said it because they were Mexican, not because they ragged on him or something
3. Having a career in politics does not make you suddenly someone that has good political ideas. Trump however has proven experience in economics that could help lead us out of the economic crisis we're in, and his policies are sound.
I was hopeing that we'd have a nice thread about the episode
instead its a bunch of tumbler fags and /pol/tards
just like the rest of /co/
>>86284924
But if he were elected, wouldn't he then be a politician and do all the exact same shit?
>>86284976
depends if he gets corrupted.
Arnold did ok in cali and Ventura was ok till he went nuts.
So far the media hates Trump, the old republicans, the democrats, most globalization countries hate him as well.
But Australia, England, Russia, and China like him.
>>86284860
Yeah I mean it's not like Bill Clinton didn't go to a pedophile sex island or that Hillary was involved in a bunch of plots to overthrow third world countries governments. I mean let's just not forget the fact that she gave a speech to the nations banks about how they're so great and have nothing to worry about.
How about you Google some of the terrible things Hillary has actually done in her past and then compare that to an orange toupe wearing douche? Hint, she's done way more damage than Trump has ever done.
>>86284945
>rump however has proven experience in economics
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDsPYp6x1LY
>>86285033
5 of over 500 businesses failed
Wow, what a poor record, right?
Really makes you think
>>86278541
>i can't join in due to my exceedingly poor taste
>>86284536
technically not cheating, but it was heavy handed enough that most people woke up to the fact that she's the parties choice,not the people