毛泽东版的荣耀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYnIBxLsPAQ
上一主题:>>86267347
>最后三分之一的海滩城市:
流:https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
兆:https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
直销:https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
>下一集(摆架子星期四):
洋葱的刚(2016年9月15日):“史蒂芬发现关于洋葱的秘密朋友”。
- 预览:https://dl.sug.rocks/leaks/CARE1008301600014006_B13R1.mp4
情节:
>情节下载
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1080(固定):https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080 ALT:https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>每周播出时间表(点击标识的权利,在美国东部时间)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
在这里剧透:
(不要做一个土块,标志及相应的隐藏你的剧透!)
>2分钟片段和截图来自CN的服务器
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
> Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
官方网站:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
杂:
> SDCC SU面板
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
> SDCC祖科的SU锌
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>显示原声
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>攻轻(手机游戏)原声大碟
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
> / SUG / writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>归档主题
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>专用/ SUG /网站
https://sug.rocks
Poel
SEXYHow much you wanna bet this shit is all translated wrong
FATASS FATTY
daily reminder that pearl is a succubus/gem hybrid and that only murdercock, steven and rose could satisfy for the day.
nth for best gem
NON ENGLISH POSTS ARE NOT ALLOWED OUTSIDE OF /INT/ AND /TRV/
MODS
is everyone going to be okay? ; _ ;
>>86271851
>>86271863
What's her name, /sug/?
>>86271872
Diagnosed with acute anxiety disorder. They want me to look into meds. Im ok now but i just had a pretty big episode before the gym.
>>86271920
jasper
>>86271872
That is one of the cutest Lapis I've ever seen
>>86271920
I don't know...but she remind me of the babe.
>>86271920
They all apply
>>86271958
what babe?
>>86271960
>that Jasper
>>86271960
cute pic dude.
>>86271981
the babe with the power.
>>86272003
what power?
>>86271772
I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY MARTIAN LANGUAGE.
>>86271872
Why do blue gems attract babies?
>>86272022
the power of voodoo.
>>86272047
who do?
>>86272042
Kids love blue.
>>86271872
I usually hate it when people self insert themselves in tv shows, but with this pic I can't deny I want to take Lapis place and be cuddled by dozens of Peridots.
Also that tiny tiny dot...HNNNNGG
>>86272063
you do.
>>86271920
Jasper. I get emotional thinking about her sometimes.
>>86271638
Not how it works. Their fusion would augment their shared personality traits (see: Smoky Quartz). Only thing that comes to mind right now is their childish kind of joy.>inb4 Lapis
>joy
Rewatch SOW, the scene with her sounding the boat horn nonstop in AaS, and Beta.
>>86272072
i guess so
>>86272085
do what?
>>86271920
>>86272100
>>86272110
do you!
>we're going on hiatus with an Onion episode
>months later
>come back with a Lars episode
You know it's going to happen.
>>86272110
remind me of the babe.
i'll post this here just in case we get into the sexual politics of this show again.
>>86272131
>>86272131
>>86272131
here's a paraphrase pf my response:
"im an adult hetero male who loves pussy right but you little weenies just make me feel bad for smashing gash when you adopt such a shitty demeanor and shit all over something you have no control over. dont likey the dykey moments dont watch the fucking show."
>>86272145
Literally who
>>86271958
>>86271981
>>86272003
>>86272022
>>86272047
>>86272063
>>86272085
>>86272110
>>86272130
>>86271772
That looks more like the mother from Shin Chan.
>>86271772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA
>>86272182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8
>>86272182
Leave
>>86271920
Ruby
>>86272177
I don't undrstand how they can be watching this show and still complaing about an LGBT agenda.
>>86272182
I bet you're a Perifag, too
>you will never have a nice alien to teach about earth
Why go on?
>>86272232which one?
Why isn't her hair always in a ponytail?
>>86272262
The red one
>>86272142
but where are lars' masectomy scars :0
>>86272263
That'd make her too hot and she would become everyone's favorite gem
>>86272182
>not knowing who bowie is
you have to be over 18 to post here
>>86272272
nice choice.
>>86272182
>>86272263
because it makes that moment all the more precious
>>86272243
they are most likely teenage idiots who get their opinion from /pol/ because they're too young to not know better than to eat from the trashcan of this website.
only virginal cucks or people with a 4th graders understanding of sex and human relationships bitches about this type stuff.
>>86272182
>he doesn't know who david bowie is
please, get out of here.
>>86272262
Eyeball is way more gay for Jasper though.
>>86272263
>>86272314
though a real answer would be that the messy hair represents her wild and carefree personality and that tying it reflected her attempt to be serious after losing to jasper
>>86271772
Delete this ching chong language
>>86272287
Navy Ruby is best Ruby
>>86272262
Are rubies supposed to be male gems?
>>86271920
Eternalsufferingsper...
>>86272243
Manchildren who never grew out of watching cartoons, and also never grew out of fearing the gayness.
>>86272324
>virginal cucks or people with a 4th graders understanding
Says a lot about this place.
>>86272182
>he pretends to not know who Bowie is for (you)s
dammit you got me
>>86272287
Thanks, all of the Rubies are precious little cubes.Though if pressed for a definitive answer I would have to go with Eyeball.
>>86272342
I'm pretty sure it was made right after their appearance in Hit The Diamond.
>>86271772
We'relate and apparently fucking commiesback, baby!
>>86272320
becky a cute
>>86272182
you damn attention whore GG
>>86272368
yeah the truth is nice and harsh. =)
let the lady gems kiss each other and shut the fuck up about it weenies.
>>86272320
What did they yell at her?
>>86272320
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86272099
I want their fusion to be a fun-loving autistic memester, it probably will be.
>>86272424
BRAD GO HOME
>>86272405
Oh, I hate LGBT. I just don't complain about it and act like I don't know what I'm getting into when I watch this show.
How can people be stupid enough to try and argue against it when it comes to this program? It's pointless.
>>86272424
Would you kindly stop acting like an idiot?
>>86272356
Yes.
so long I can confirm this is a really mixed thread, /a/,/b/,/co/,/mlp/,/r9k/,/s4s/ and possibly 2 or 3 other are present in this thread.
>>86272432
Lappy makes me happy
>>86272442
>>86271882
>>86272444
Go away, vodka rat.
Ugh. Look at this filth. What will become of our children if they keep being exposed to these faggots being adorable?
>>86272455
>>86272433
Why would you want that. They are already horrible and memey enough unfused
>>86272455
FATTY
>>86272432
Bend over and spread 'em girl
Show me those pussy pearls
Rub that ass and play with that clit
You know I like that freaky shit
>>86272243
>>86272177
there's agenda, then there's asexual rock alien lusting after a mega dyke in an entirely out of character manner on screen for 10 minutes.
>>86272502
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>86272474
they'll end up like this.
>pic related
>>86272502
I want to bite her fat rolls.
>>86272474
What happened to Steven's face
>>86272527
>thicc
no, she's just fat.
>>86272531
>>86271772
>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade
>>86272513
uhhh that was not ooc. pearl is allowed to have feelings for a human if the chance comes by and it harkens back to her rebellion days. i want more mystery girl!!!
>>86272232
>>86272262
>>86272272
>>86272287
>>86272382
>Ruby-fags
Sapphire is going to steal your waifus and add them to her harem.
>>86272531
At least gems are common names. Kids won't get made fun of for being named Ruby or Pearl, though Peridot or Lapis would get some weird looksnot a freak but I really love the name Jasper for a girl since this show put the idea in my head
>>86272513
This show has lesbians. Three of the crystal gems are lesbians.
You're going to be exposed to excessive lesbianism wether that's a good thing or not.
My internet is out. Post more fanart for me to redraw until it comes back. Only have another 50 minutes to be connected here.
>>86272531
>she named her daughter after a character of mlp
>her friend named his son optimus prime
Redraw this
>>86272513
Pearl has been lusting after a fatty for 4 seasons
>>86272487
Oh shit she dabbing
>>86272502
NO, LAPPY NOT A FATTY
>>86271772
人的統治者必須捍衛的土地和糧食壇I could use a picture of Peridot as Han Fei here.
Han Fei was the last great author of the Legalist school which developed the ruling system of China that survived through all dynasties until the end of the Chinese Empire.
He also wrote everything he had to say down because he had an embarrassing stutter. Which kind of reminds me of Peridot.
>>86272577
Sounds like a pretty good end to me.
>>86272595
done
>>86272583
>>86272595
Woopsie
>>86272622
SEATBELT
>>86272580
>Three of the crystal gems are lesbians
>Three
Not so fast. Amethyst is still pure.
>>86271772
Does anybody here speak Nintendo?
>>86272622
Stop it, Steven is not for sexual
>>86272580
>>86272600
not quite. not a single episode thus far has been so annoyingly blatant about it, and for so long too. even Ruby necking Sapphy wasn't so forced.
>>86272561
won't even acknowledge this baitpost
>>86272610
hnngghhh
>>86272651
Yeah, so three of the Crystal Gems are lesbians.
>>86272262
leggy is the best but if you don't collect them all you're a loser
>>86272610
Thiccpis
>>86272531
>>86272651
>Ruby
>Sapphire
>Pearl
I still count 3
>>86272664
That's Chinese. OP just punched the lines into google translate.
>>86272669
>even Ruby necking Sapphy wasn't so forced.
Nothing in this episode can surpass this moment in gayness.
>>86272491
>horrible and memey
more like cute and fun
>>86272719
No, horrible and memey.
>>86272320
Is that Kimberly Brooks in there
>>86272676
>>86272695
4, Ruby, Sapphire, Pearl, Garnet and maybe even Rose.
>>86272719
I can't wait for Lapis' shattering.
>>86271772
Question. What the fuck is steven discourse, what does that word even mean i keep seeing everywhere now
>>86272577
.. huh. If all the Ruby's fuse with Sapphire, would that still form Garnet? Maybe a different Garnet? Or a slightly Garnet tinted Ruby?
>>86272670
>>86272579
You can't name your future daughter Jasper because I'M going to name my future daughter Jasper you thieving slut
>>86272719
>irrelevant shippertrash
>>86272669
so living in fairy-tale land where only your head-canon counts as fact IS NOT the reality of things. sugar can make pearl anyway she feels like and you know what, i'm just fine with that.
>>86272669
>Even Ruby necking Sapphy wasn't so forced.
It was kinda hot though. ... UH, I mean, this degeneracy cannot be allowed! Someone think of the children!
>>86272740
>Garnet
Garnet is a representation of their relationship, but she's clearly stated she has and has shown no interested in anybody else.
>>86272651
>Amethyst is still pure.
Don't think so.
>>86272740
Garnet isn't a lesbian, Garnet loves herself
>>86272651
I guess standards for purity have changed
>>86272531
this is why some people shouldn't reproduce
>>86272263
Something that hot, you gotta save for special occasions.
>>86272785
*shown no interest
>>86272785
>>86272795
Garnet IS two lesbians in a trenchcoat. She's double the lesbian that Ruby and Sapphire are. You know what's even more lesbian? Sardonyx
T H I C C
>>86272712
>forced
the motorboating at least had some sort of flow, and the cast acknowledged how awkward it was for them to add humor.
all of LOOoBC was just a terribly executed shitshow
>>86272778
>uhhhh being PC makes it immune to critique!!!
like I said gayness is cool. it's when it's annoying and OOC is when it's shit. this episode could have been handled a billion ways better.
>>86272738
Jennifer fuse with me
>>86272795
In public. And so does Steven.
The CGs are a bunch of perverts.
>>86272669
Only now you're taking issue in Pearl's boner for big, pink ladies?
>>86272795
Wew
>>86272830
No, it doesn't work that. She doesn't pursue any kind of romantic relationships.
>>86272830
Fusions are greater than the sum of their parts. Lesbian + lesbian does not always equal lesbian
>>86272846
T H I C C
>>86272846
>>86272888
das fat
>>86272888
T H I C C
>>86272854
who am i looking at here?
Sia?
>>86272712
Seriously. If I ever get a chance, I;m going to ask Sugar how the hell she got away with this. She had to have used the good ol' censor bait technique.
>>86272749
I honestly have no idea. Though giant Garnet seems like a downgrade, since Garnet is min-maxed like crazy anyway.
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html#771626
what
>>86272846
>>86272888
>>86272915
But how do I FEEL about it
>>86272888
>888
In bingo speak that's three fat ladies
>>86272852
>character doesn't act according to my headcanon
>it must be OOC
>>86272852
when did i say anything about pc anything? again, your opinion matters in what way being as you don't write stories or make cartoons. when you make your own then you can employ your personal taste to say whats "ooc" or "it's shit" or that people like me coming at this from a "pc" angle.
>>86272864
That was the most lesbian scene, I've seen on this show. Including the two lesbians making out on screen, twice.
>>86272938
Thats Super Watermelon Island isn't it?
>Alexandrite tongue
Wew
>>86272846
>>86272888
>>86272915
T H I C C
>lappy eats your sunchips
>>86272960
Reminder that gems can't be lesbians.
Okay /sug/, this might sound vague, but do you know the one girl with hair like this?
>>86272938
i guess thats where dingo was getting the spanish leaks from
>>86273031
Nope, sorry
>>86273018
Stop it, I SAID STOP IT!
>>86273031
Do you?
>>86273026
>harvest cheddar
I'll cuntpunch her.
>>86273018
http://img05.deviantart.net/3abf/i/2014/272/2/7/art_trade__pearl_s_paunchy_predicament_by_sidkid44-d8101hp.jpg
>>86273031
No I'm sorry, but do you know a girl with hair like this?
>>86273031
the edgy guy from naruto?
>>86273028
niceme.me
>>86273031
She's from that space military show or something? I can picture her in my head but I can remember more than that.
>>86273060
T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
>lapidot fusion dance
>>86273031
Ronald McDonald
Post SU screencaps to edit
>>86273119
>>86273028
Since they can choose to appear and represent as male or female and they all choose to be female then doesn't it make the female representing gems who want to fuck other female representing gems lesbianz
>>86271772
顶着锅盖
>>86273166
A real human bean
A real hero
>>86273119
What is wrong with people
>>86273166
>>86273119
>Leave /sug/ for a week
>Firstpost I see
Fuck I missed you weird niggers.
>>86273091
That's not communism, comrade.
>>86273119
someone actually took the time to draw this. unbelievable.
>>86273166
>>86273192
Didn't mean to quote.
>>86273166
Turn this into a meme
>>86272719
>>86272775
There's only one way to put an end to shipping.
>>86273119
I know you got bigger
>>86273166
>>86273119
>mfw
>>86273192
That fucking song, every time
>>86273119
If I poofed her, would I die?
>>86273210
Someone took the time to get GOOD at drawing to draw that.
>>86272622
lapis you fucking pedophile
>>86273184
They don't choose to be female. The female form is their standard form. When Amethyst shapeshiftts into Hulk Hogan she cant permanently maintain that form.
>>86273119
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT
>>86272433
>fun-loving
Yeah
>autistic memester
Eh
I'm mostly hoping their fusion will have a high energy, playful personality or at least leaning towards one, like Sardonyx and to some extent Smoky. They're fun to watch.
>>86273279
>he didn't see SOW
>>86273265
She's a big gem
This show is so gay it's not even a valuable topic of discussion anymore.
What I'm more interested in is the sheer amount of in-universe media on display. now THIS is pandering. To me, because I love this kind of thing.
>Passions of Xanxor
>Lil' Butler
>Camp Pining Hearts
>Crying Breakfast Friends
>Cookie Cat
>Stella
>Dogcopter
>Lonely Blade
>Spirit Morph Saga
>that song Sadie was listening to
>all those various horror movies
>Greg's music
>Wackerman and Wackerman Jr.
>Golf RPG
It actually feels like people live in this setting because there's so much to do.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>86273323
>autistic memester
>Eh
>>86272502
i love fatties. who doesn't?
>>86273348
I always forget Greg had an alien fetish.
>>86273349
deader than jaspis
deader than jaspearl
deader than pearlmethyst
deader than jaspidot
>>86273241
Anon stop!!
>>86273374
Now come on anon, it can't possibly be deader than Pearlmethyst.
>>86273349
It'll happen, don't worry.
>>86273348
Don't forget Unfamiliar Familiar, that book series Connie and Steven liked.
The other book series No Home Boys.
All the videogames from Funland Arcade.
>>86273348
i bet connie faps to spirit morph saga fanfics
>>86273352
Watchu implying there fampai
best ship
>>86273403
What if Amethyst gets jealous and force fuses with Peridot, but because she's autistic, she can't say no
>>86273368
Actually it's shown in a flashback that that was Rose's book.
She has an alien fetish, but we know that already.
>>86273403
>being this delusional
amedot is dead, accept it
4.2 light years away
I was slow to begin but I'm ready to fade
I've been alone now for my whole life
And I see black while you see white
In the dark, I'm burning light for you
And that way, you can follow me home
I'm like a star
I'm burning out fast
I try to shine
But it's never gonna last
Can't you see me just letting you down?
With all my friends, I'll make a picture
But in the morning I'll be gone
>>86273473
shittiest ship*
>>86273349
>>86273403
>Delusion
>>86273374
>deader than jaspis
To be fair, nothing is more dead than that one
>>86273368
Greg self inserts as the dude on the cover, because that man is livin' the fuckin' dream.
>>86273409
Unfamiliar Familiar is the first Spirit Morph book.
>No Home Boys
Right. I believe Book Buddies had a blink and miss bit of Nanaua reading one of those harlequin romance novels. Gunga, you dirty old bitch.
Is there a download link for The Answer book available?
Looks like someone has to work out :)
>>86273348
How can you forget the best one, the one that made Greg RICH?? Pepe burgers!!!
Why do people keep posting fat lapis?
>>86273349
then believe, it's one of the few logical and plausible ships in this fandom and believing otherwise is what's truly denial
This is just my personal opinion but I don't think any ship will become canon besides Connie x Steven and maybe Pearl x Mystery Girl.
>>86273597
Why does Sapphire have to be so judgemental over a sandwich?
>>86273597
Fat people are disgusting.
>>86273597
Because they are degenerates that will bring about the downfall of western society.
>>86273476
Jealous of Lapis? I honestly doubt it, because it's not Amy who likes peri, it's Peri who likes Amy.
>>86273481
>>86273521
Nah, I don't think Lapis and peri have a lot of chemestry, besides, peri can tech Amy about the galaxies, and Amy can teach Peri about the earth, they complete each other.
>>86272502
soft and squishy. literally built for fug
>>86273481
t. Zuke
>>86273623
she doesn't like eating
>>86273586
There's so many! I also forgot Under the Knife, which features the all too brief glory of Mary Elizabeth McGlynn going full on Shatner.
>>86273521
How the hell did she snap that pencil in that place?
>>86273597
Don't hit the nest again.
>>86273669
>can keep the food hot while she eats
genius
>>86273623
Isn't eating like stepping in apple pie and wiggling your toes in it for them?
>>86273669
Maybe she should be more open to Ruby's choices though.
>>86272793
Pearlmethyst is dead homie.
>>86273687
It's not always a blessing.
>>86273698
>not potato salad
THREE DAYS
I want Garnet to eat something on screen, I don't even know why I want it it's like the show teased me into wanting it
>>86273597
Fat Lapis is hot.
>>86271772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhZzmxaccMY
>>86273753
I want to eat Garnet
>>86273741
What?
>>86273710
she's gotta kiss that mouth.
>>86273728
>Implying canon will ever truly kill a ship
Look at Pearlnet too, people still clung to it after Love Letters.
>>86273753
Hasn't she already?? I could have sworn she was eating something in a recent episode...
>>86273728
>implying
Mystery girl is just a plot device to make Amethyst jealous
>>86273789
She almost ate popcorn in the mecha episode but she didn't.
>>86273789
She had a slice of pizza when Bismuth made some, but she wasn't eating it on screen.
>>86273617
You do understand that prior to Last One people the same thing could be said about any ship involving Pearl right? If that episode was enough to change your opinion on that particular case, why isn't the entire build-up to amedot enough?
>>86273776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdgOz-X9Pxs
>>86273795
Looks normal to me.
>>86273789
Are you thinking about the time she picked up a piece of popcorn and then stopped right before she ate it?
>>86273669
>>86273738
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SO CUTE?
IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED.
>>86273669
Was that what th weird popcorn thing in Back to the Barn was all about? Ruby likes to eat, but Sapphire doesn't, thus Garnet is ambivalent about it?
>>86273738
>keeping sushi hot
Sapphire, you're kind of missing the point.
>>86273805
Amethyst pushed Pearl into it though
>>86273812
$5 a slice
>>86273813
Because Amedot is like any other Pearl ship, just a friendship that will lead to nowhere. When the creators want to hint at something romantic, they do so in a blatant way.
>>86273809
>>86273820
>that headshake
What did she mean by this?
>>86273782
I don't know why. Garnet isn't taking Pearl's ass.
BismuthXJasper is more likely to happen
>>86273795
Can we not? can we not post garbage like this on these boards?
Can we please be better than this?
>>86273764
I feel like that's part of an image set that is somehow even weirder
>>86273826
>>keeping sushi hot
The sake is hot, but there's a block of ice between the sushi and Ruby.
>>86273837
She pretended to be supportive. I took it as her being jealous when Pearl said she was gonna try talking to the Mystery Girl.
>>86273848
>>86273826
The crew somehow know that I am desperate to see her eat and they're teasing me
>>86273840
And Peridot falling on Amethyst and not staring at her longingly isn't enough?
>>86273840
Amedot build-up is as blatant as Steven x Connie though. If that was enough for that ship it should be enough for Amedot.
>>86273879
This
>>86273821
It's illegal in 9 states and the district of columbia, that's why they have to disguise themselves as a tall person.
>>86273826
That's what the ice block is for, man. Ruby's keeping the tea hot. Also, theres no actual evidence that sapphire doesn't like to eat, it's just the artists explanation for that picture. Garnet just avoids eating on screen, so it's become a bit of a running joke at this point.
Whats worse the fat posters or the fang guy
>>86273885
>amedots are this delusional
holy fuck not even a lapidot shitter but shut the fuck up it's a friendship and nothing more
>>86273879
>staring at her longingly
>longingly
This is some delusion there champ. Try awkwardly more like.
>>86273879
>>86273885
No not really. They stared awkwardly at each other because 1.) Peridot took herself by surprise showing concern over amethyst 2.) Amethyst was shocked that Peridot would do something like that.
There wasn't a single blush, there wasn't anything and there hasn't been anything after that.
>that dashing Ruby
>sweating man.jpg
>>86273821
Don't question it, anon. Just enjoy the metaphorical diabetes setting in.
>Lapidots saying Amedot is delusional because it's just a friendship
>Literally every "Lapidot moment" has been about their friendship
>>86273910
they're both equally bad for spreading their shit fetishes
>>86273852
I have no idea why people ship Garnet with anyone at all. Garnet is literally two lesbians having sex all the time.
>>86273884
I want to rail Jenny until heat death consumes the universe
however I would wife Kiki
>>86273870
was it sake? I thought it was tea for some reason.
>>86273913
>Stop arguing with me and accept my word for it
Not him, but it's pretty clear you're projecting, my man, you're in denial.
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW /FREAKS/?
>>86273944
Personally, I'm still waiting for them to have a "Too Far" moment just so I can see people flip the fuck out.
And I hate Lapidot.
>>86273884
>tfw this is the only cool-kids centric episode we'll get
I fucking hate how they're adding all these new characters this season.
>Mystery Girl
>Mr. Frowney
>Onion's friends
Is it because they solved all the townie's main issues so now they're just adding more characters to bring more issues to be solved?
>>86273879
>longingly
L O L
>>86273920
Peridot blushed when Amethyst accepted her apology though.
>>86273949
She's down for a ménage à trois every now and again.
>>86273910
Fat, the fangs are annoying as fuck, but the fat is just disgusting, I want the fat ones purged, I just want the fangs to keep it on deviantart.
>>86273964
bubbled
>>86273944
>PEOPLE WHO HATE MY SHIP MUST LIKE LAPIDOT
nah i just hate shit ships like amedot
>>86273868
perhaps it is
>>86273954
I'm pretty sure it's a sake bottle, but I could be wrong. It looks like Ruby is drinking some.
>>86273987
>>86274003
>>86273956
>>86273913
>>86273944
>>86273915
>>86273879
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ
>>86273973
They've had two episodes so far. So let's see.
>>86273974
That could be it.
>>86273987
obese is disgusting but pudgy is nice
BEST SHIP
jk
>>86273986
>You will never have a three-some with Ruby and Sapphire
Why even live?
>>86273884
>The New Lars
>Steven goes out of his way to call Jenny pretty
Boy's got taste.
>>86273974
I would like to see another Cool Kids episode. They were fairly prominent in The New Lars though, and they were pretty good in that.
You know that weird diaperanime RP shit that some anon was posting constantly the past few threads? I compiled the entire thread into a single pastebin, minus any (out of character) talking between them. Now we don't have to deal with the constant faggotry; it's all packaged nice and neat in one chunk. I'm probably more of a sick fuck for compiling it all together, but hopefully it will at reduce the cancer in these threads
here's the link for any of you that hate yourselves enough to read it: http://pastebin.com/tmkAwJ7p
>>86273920
Compare and contrast. Earliest blush we had from Connie, was I think in the Birthday episode. I'm not even sure if she was blushing in Indirect Kiss.
Fact is, we know that Steven and Connie are supposed to be an OTP from a meta-narrative perspective. Because we know how this story, or this KIND of story, works.
Same can be said about Amedot. The build-up is there and it's not more subtle than the hints of Steven x Connie.
The only difference is, it's a pair of supporting characters, naturally they're gonna get less attention than anything directly involving our protagonist.
But to claim that the hints aren't there and that it isn't blatantly mimicking the progression of Steven and Connie's relationship is... Well frankly absurd. It's just a selective disregard for story-telling tools, for what sake I cannot even comprehend.
>>86274043
>>86274047
I live on because there's still a chance I get to see my beautiful babies again.
>>86274047
I'd rather have a threesome with Bismuth and Lapis.
>>86274039
Chubby/plump is good, it's the "I can't see my Belly button even if I tried" kind of obese that's just... no.
>>86274043
What if S is into BDSM? She can be Pearl's master
>>86273521
>already play derby
well now i know who to cosplay
>>86274003
>PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THE HYPOCRISY OF LAPIDOTS MUST LIKE AMEDOT
lel, nice job doing what you're trying to criticize me for
>>86274082
Good.
I ship Lapamedotdot, I want a Lapidot and an Amedot to meet and fall in love
anyone got a amy edit of this?
>Garnet thinks Rubies are cute. CUTE!
Ruby Squad redemption when? I need Garnet to become Captain Olimar.
>>86273348
Don't forget Brigand, the steamy romance Nanafua was reading in the library in Buddy's Book.
Or Pretty Hairstylist, the manga Amethyst reads and borrowed to Lapis
>>86274050
Steven finds Ruby and Jenny cute.
>>86274082
I mean...pearl is pretty flexible, so maybe...
Pearl is just a big fucking slut. She wants to represent virginity, but she gets wet when she looks at Garnet, Jasper, Bismuth, Rose or S. She has a thing for bigger women, and probably a BDSM fetish where she is dominated.
>>86274118
you mean that isn't a skill color edit of amy?
>>86274120
Their fusion would be titanic and square
>>86272531
>>86274120
This is my dream
>>86272854
W-when was this video shot
amedot is cool too
>>86274065
Tbh I don't even ship it but I thought most people could tell it was supposed to be at least slightly suggestive, even if it didn't mean anything. It's a pretty old anime cliché, especially with the "it was an accident" bit. I've even seen people outside the fanbase interpret it like that.
But here's the thing. The real question isn't whether it had connotations, it's whether they mean anything. Ship teasing has always been a thing in the show. And THAT'S where Amedot shippers take it too far, because they take a small moment that the show threw them and use it as fuel for obnoxious "omg it's totally canon" (shit)posting. Failing to recognize that other ships went through the same thing and got sunk anyway. Pearlmethyst, Pearlnet, you name it.
>>86271857
Man I love me some succubi. Wish I could find more hentai featuring it.
>>86274120
nah, man. Jasper.
>>86274120
>Rubies become Crystal gems
>Each member except garnet gets one
>Rubies start fusing with everyone
Want.
>>86274118
who is this guy? I don't know his name.
>>86273920
This. Every time I see Amedot shippers bring that moment up like the end all be all proof that it raised a romantic flag between them I feel like rolling my eyes. Like sure, let's just ignore all the context of the rest of the episode and the fact that they didn't share any blushing.
>>86274171
Kindly delete this.
>>86274168
This is my desktop background.
>>86274171
>>86274197
Dan "insert funny nickname here" Schneider
>>86274199
Then don't ignore the fact that peridot likes amethyst, like she said it during the whole episode.
>>86274201
>>86274223
>>86274192
>Anyone except Garnet training the Rubies
Shit taste, leave
>>86272921
It's Jasper's VA
/sug/, what music (song or album) are you listening to?
Posting my own answer:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>>86274237
>peridot likes amethyst
>THEY MUST BE IN WUV
delusion
>>86274240
Delet
>>86274192
Nah. Jasper is Louie.
>>86274195
Oof. That's a fair amount of LEGS.
>teammates that serve as glorified powerups
So basically, the Ruby Squad become Minicons?
>>86274237
Don't even bother replying to them, they obviously are just going to selectively listen to and discuss things that support their way of thinking. Funny how lapidot never seems to come under this much scrutiny, while such people at the same time claim they don't ship it.
>>86271872
yes
>>86274171
>>86274240
Come back with something a bit more jarring, lightweight.
>>86274237
That she likes her doesn't mean she's interested in her romantically, though.
>>86274267
>Peridot and Lapis are roommates
>THEY MUST BE IN WUV
delusionDon't even try to keep denying it, you've made yourself all too obvious by now.
>>86274174
>But here's the thing. The real question isn't whether it had connotations, it's whether they mean anything.
If it doesn't then it's just bad story-telling. An unfired Checkov's Gun is an awful thing, a build-up demands resolution. Whatever that resolution may be, if the Creniverse is worth their weight in ink, which I'm fairly confident in affirming, they've proven they're quite capable writers, then this build-up will be resolved, in one way or another.
>>86274267
>Implies there's no evidence of it being rommantic
>Gets evidence
>OMG DELUSION
Stop projecting anon.
>>86274242
>>86274276
garnet has plenty of friends, jasper needs some love.
>>86274015
lapis should not be mistreated this way
Can all Lapidots and Amedots please kill themselves thx
>>86274339
Agreed, she deserves worse.
>>86272531
Jesus christ, atleast her name is fortunate enough that she can salvage a nomral sounding name from it like Mina.
>>86274345
For fuck's sake, this.
>all this lapidot amedot talk
Zuke ruins everything with her stupid ass unnecessary ship teasing.
>>86274345
can people who care even a little bit about the relationships of non-people who aren't even real fuck off entirely?
>>86274369
Lapisfags should kill themselves as well.
I like Peridot being autistic, it is very cute.
>>86271772
Hey /sug/ I'm the musicfag from last night. It took a while because I could not figure out what to do to make this song work.
This is a song somebody asked me to write about Armstrong and I am sorry that I wrote it! Thank you for your suggestions, it felt good to spend six hours today doing something!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KjNU988HQv
>>86274345
what aboutgarnidots?
>>86274278
I feel you, I honestly enjoy the discussion about ships, but with one mention of Amedot and all the Lapidots come out of the woodwork to unironically try to put amedot down.
>>86274392
>deletes RoseGreg folder
Y-yeah.
Let's have some fun. Think of a song you recently listened to. Any song. Got it? Okay.It's now a song in the show, in musical form
What do you think?
Mine's https://youtu.be/YpS904mcfwM
I can imagine it. Especially with acorrupted gem for some reason getting along with the freaks, and the CGs figuring out whether they can let it roam like that
>>86274364
If greg wasn't such a "No regrets" kind of guy, this might have gotten me in the feels considering how we only see him at age 20 and 50.
>>86274339
Vore is love
same as it ever was
>taladrando la gema
>la isla sandia
leakbot prf avor
>>86272755
I will literally give birth to Jasper
An anon was giving me tips the other day
>>86274393
I bet you're a shipper, too.
>>86274448
>>86274240
>>86274171
>>86274353
>>86274393
you're still here?
>>86272942
Holy fuck this gif
Lapis is so scary
I'm dying
I hate her and I love her
>>86274325
I kinda wish that Ruby Squad had found Jasper before she got corrupted. When Jasper started her Saturday morning villain shtick, I hoping that the Rubies would become her hilariously incompetent minions. Alas...
>>86274051
actually, here's an updated version with some spellcheck and a link to the original thread. the fuck is wrong with me?
>>86274307
>If it doesn't then it's just bad story-telling
Maybe, but there's a precedent. Admittedly they've never been so blatant with teasing, and it has been given some follow-up.
>>86274457
>"you're not exactly a citizen steven!"
>>86274470
I bet you should kill yourself.
>>86274481
You're still here? Oh right, the thread is shit. Of course you are.
>>86274393
Agree.
>>86274514
KEK
>>86274393
>implying lapisfags aren't already suicidal
>>86274392
Arguably this entire show is about the relationships of non-people who aren't even real
Shut up about Amedot and Lapidot, post good ships instead.
>>86274516
>shipper
>hates lapis
ugh
>>86274525
>par for the course
>>86274560
You first
>>86274320
>>Gets evidence
>implying
If a character liking another were enough evidence to support anything romantic between them, all the retarded ship pairings this show generates would be canon.
>>86274306
>>Peridot and Lapis are roommates
>>THEY MUST BE IN WUV
>delusion
Agreed, this logic is just as retarded as well.
>>86274505
Yeah, me too man. I would have loved seeing Ruby Squad every now and then. Plus Jasper wouldn't have had to fuck that dog if she had a real army.
>>86274577
I'll continue then.
>>86274506
Did you forget the link
>>86274560
Does it count as a ship if it's canon?
>>86274560
>>86274577
>>86274457
Just saw it. I never thought international versions would be published there.
Gonna add more stuff to prevent this.
>>86274516
>I bet you should kill yourself.
How much are you betting.
>>86274199
There was no blushing when Steven and Connie did the same thing inBubble Buddies
>>86274257
https://youtu.be/ZwezQQssBzU
The recent episode inspired me to listen to my one lonely weezer album. Well, searching for a yt link I found this gem
https://youtu.be/ZwezQQssBzU
>>86274619
>>86274626
Good taste. Keep them coming.
>>86274629
amor de gema
Anyone have any more fat lapis pictures those were funny haha
>>86274605
cute, I want more Opal
>>86274509
The difference is that this build-up very deliberately mimics the development of Steven and Connie's relationship.
It's a story-telling tool, you repeat a sequence of events with different characters and circumstances, circling back to re-affirm the main theme of the story or to subvert it.
So you know, not following up on THIS one would just be weird.
Also, Pearlmethyst was resolved in On the Run. Pearlnet was resolved by the end of the Sardonyx arc (I can't remember the name of the episode with Peridot in a star-ship shooting lasers at them).
So far Amedot remains unresolved. I also have to add that so is Gregthyst and Grearl.
>>86274619
nope, but good choice anyways.
>linked it twice
I should proofread my posts.
Except I wouldn't even notice until it's too late
>>86274560
One and only
>>86274665
Why are they so perfect?
>>86273964
Waiting
>>86274605
>>86274560
>>86274689
take it from me, little buddy.
>>86274689
>I'm only 6000 years old and I've wasted my entire life
To be Jasper is to be suffering.
>>86274668
I want your blog or email.
>>86274694
Because they have yet to understand the concept of romance so even though they're in love with each other their relationship still remains platonic.
>>86274668
The moment in Too Far also mimics the part in The Answer when Ruby jumps in front of Sapphire or whatever
Why can't the episodes ever leak when I can watch them?
>>86274605
>>86274420
That's hot, you can stay
>>86274560
>>86274704
I don't get this
Explain
>>86274377
Zuke a shit
>>86274560
sure
>>86274694
Because they're just friends, so it still has that innocence.
>>86274704
>for big mistakes
>erases jasper
i know this was probably not meant to be a joke, but I laughed regardless.
>>86274705
Ruby you cheeky cunt
>>86274722
>>86274713
oh god what if jasper is coming back with BP's attitude like lapis came back with a massive snark streak added?
LESS SHIP POSTING
MORE RAD POSTING
>>86274695
You fucker.
>>86274787
What is BP
Lapis doesn't seem snarky... It's more like she's dying
>>86274795
>>86274803
Why the fuck does Mystery Girl have more of a nose than Pearl
>>86274506
>>86274610
http://pastebin.com/HxLAwLcQ
damnit. lost connection before I finished and got distracted
>>86274776
Why are Steven and Connie conjoined at the head
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>86274726
I have no blog and I'm not giving an email address, even a throwaway one to the internet.
>>86274694
because she's the strawberry and he's the biscuit, duh.
>>86274795
Radicool
I've never posted a pic of fucking LARS before now
...
>>86274831
Don't fucking post that, have some respect
>>86274831
>>86274823
Yeah removing Pearl's nose is disgusting.
>>86274619
a lot of the fanart for this show is pretty high quality shit
>>86274787
I'd love it, she'd be honest about how she feels about her issues for once.
>>86274812
Burger Pants
>>86274787
I can't imagine, Jasper acting like that.
INTO THE SILENT WATER
>>86274560
>>86274436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4u0QnT2HTs
I'm thinking separation, of who I don't know but definitely a separation episode
>>86274257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ORg3cMw2Tw
>>86274831
DEAR MR. I'M TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-AND-WRITE MAH FANS
THIS'LL BE THE LAST PACKAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
IN 6 MONTH'S I'VE STILL NO WORD, I DON'T DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU GOT MAH LAST 2 LETTERS, I WROTE THE ADDRESSES ON THEM PERFECT
>>86274841
>those feet
>>86274831
>not even a gif
>>86274505
I wish they could have at least found out what actually happened to jasper so that someone who cared about her could mourn for her. Now she's just indefinitely mia and all the Rubies on hw who admired her will be forever worried and confused about why she never came back
>>86274736
I like to think their relationship won't change too much once they officially start dating. Yeah, they cuddle and occasionally fuck, but that's about the only tangible difference.
>>86272579
>I really love the name Jasper for a girl
It's a boy's name anon. If you get two girls, will you name the other Casper? Or David?
>>86274795
here you go
unless you mean the racoon from erin dies alone
>>86274812
Burgerpants, the poor sod from undertale which inspired these images
I'd say she has a snarky teen vibe. Age induced melancholy/tiredness/angst included
>>86274880
Spooky, isn't it.
>>86274897
I also like James for a girl like Ryan Reynolds' daughter
Names are just words anon
>>86274904
Thats good, but we can go faster
>>86274831
Dear Sugar...
>>86274880
But it is
>>86274915
DELET THIS
>>86274935
YOU TRICKED ME
>>86274863
that is something I'm really waiting for. Looking forward to it a lot.
>>86274866
Yeah Jasper has been more of an established character before she went offline. It's hard to compare with lapis' situation
>>86274920
Hahaha nice
>>86274859
Why is older Connie commonly depicted as a perv?
Although, is it even technically possible to perv on one's lover?
almost last
>>86275003
god damn it
>>86274619
>>86274859
>>86274992
Scribble's art for older Steven and Connie is so boring and anime.
>>86274992
Why is she doing that weird drool thing in every picture
>>86275003
DELET
>>86275003
What a shitty end to a shitty thread. Fitting
>>86275003
Stop
>>86274919
>James for a girl like Ryan Reynolds' daughter
What the fuck.
>Names are just words anon
No, not at all. I heavily disagree with that. Names have meaning and heritage, it's a building block for the identity of the child. I really loathe this attitude that names are just tools for using your kid to show off what a hip and trendy parent you are, thinking that "names are just words". There's no soul, no history, no connection to roots, just quirks and attempts to one-up other parents in uniqueness.
>>86275002
>>86275003
>posted at the same second
That's some serious luckposting
>>86275024
Thanks opal. For once your presence is appreciated.
>make a theory for another fandom
>0 notes
fuck, it's just one fucking screw-up after another for me, isn't it
>>86275003
FUCKING KEK 11/10
>>86275024
kek
>>86274859
what's up with su and bunnies anyway
>>86275048
stop shilling your shitty tumblr faggot
>>86274874
definitely ruby & sapphire when it looks like one of them has to go for a while, for example ruby collecting the 5 rubies from the solar system
>>86275024
>deleting shit
Opal...
>>86275024
Good question
>>86274992
Steven is super innocent so it's funny to imagine Connie as being significantly less innocent.
>>86275069
I didn't even post it you fucktard
>>86275048
Aww, I thought you'd died. I was happy.
>>86275003
>I actually know who made this
>it's from deviantart
Don't post that kind of stuff here.
>>86275112
kek why?
There needs to be an episode that has some crazy gem SCIENCE!!! ray that allows the fusions to exist independently of their components, so they can interact with them and other fusions.
>>86275112
>browsing deviantart
>>86275101
>makes a vague comment about your shitty theory and baiting people to respond
go away
>>86275132
There needs to be an episode where Peridot makes an expansion ray and pranks the gems. Or a weight gain episode.
>>86275097
You think Connie likes the fact her man has some meat on his bones?
>>86274436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4sY98Jn9I
Amethyst suffering
>>86275106
>>86275152
kill yourselves
I know that's not a saying that has much weight here, but believe me when I say I mean it. People like you contribute fucking nothing to society and yet feel as if you have the right to shit on people who go out and try to make something with their miserable little lives.
People like you are what disgust me about my own species. If I ever had that big red button in front of me, I'd remember the fact that people like you exist in bounty, and I would fucking slam it again and again until my palm tore open and the bones in my hand and wrist shattered
>>86273586
I'll take my Pepe... rare.
>>86274992
she definitely is a lot more forward and more of a weeb between the two. she's a pretty good contrast to steven'snow diminishinginnocent and optimistic personality.
>>86275190
he's a big guy
>>86275216
lol
>>86275190
At the start there was tons of art of Connie being a chubby chaser.
My favorite is that one comic where Steven shapeshifts to get bigger and Connie immediately jumps on him.
>>86274992
Steven's birthday episode showed that she was really into some romantic/sensual stuff during their dance.
>>86275216
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4
>>86274823
Because thats a shoujo art style
>>86275218
>eating burgers rare
not even for the meme
>fat fetishists and shippers rape the image limit
thanks
>>86274992
>Although, is it even technically possible to perv on one's lover?
If you're not you should probably break up.
>>86275273
wrong version, but no worries, blood, I got you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>86274823
It's being used as a metaphor for their girl dongs.
>>86275319
>he doesn't go rare
pussy ass faggot bitch
>>86275319
This. Only steak and other cuts count.
>>86275327
What important images did you have to post?
>>86273348
electric light orchestra is a band
or whatever the parody name that was blatantly ELO was
>>86275370
His Fabergé egg collection.
>>86271872
Going for a trial at a plant nursery today, leaving in about an hour. Cautiously optimistic
Would much rather get a job at one closer to home and, as inane as it sounds, deals with more interesting plants than native grasses, but hey it all looks good on a resume, and I'm not getting paid to oooh and aaah over pretty plants that I might want to grow myself.
>>86275364
Any ground beef should be prepared medium. Too rare and it's slimy, too well and it's crumbly.
Steaks are to be served rare, always. If you're going to overcook it, eat chicken.
>>86275216
I have an theory that you seem upset
>>86275347
Are we sharing favorites now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3hQtd-Eyo
>>86275458
>Steaks are to be served rare, always.
I prefer medium rare, but I'll admit that if they didn't get that right I'd rather they under cook it instead of over.
>>86274926
>>86274831
>>86274875
Dear Rebecca, I tweeted you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my Facebook, my Snapchat
And my Tumblr at the bottom
I sent two Sonas back in '15
But I ain't feeling mean
It probably was my cut-rate
Instagram, so I guess it's straight
Sometimes I punch-in animator names
Too quickly when I type 'em
But anyways fuck it
What's been up man, how's Ian?
My girlfriend's pregnant too
I'm bout to be a daddy
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Lapis
>>86271872
>>86272076
It gets better when you realize there's an extra Peri in the shopping bag.
>>86275216
>People like you contribute fucking nothing to society and yet feel as if you have the right to shit on people who go out and try to make something with their miserable little lives.
He says, when his contribution to the world is day dreaming about kids shows and then telling everyone about it.
>>86275242
>At the start there was tons of art of Connie being a chubby chaser.
Someone needs to post some in the next thread. That sounds hilarious.
>>86275132
I would cum
>Opal can get personality
>Stevonnie taking selfies with her "parents"
>fucking malachite dear god imagine
>>86274875
>>86274926
>>86275542
>Eminem shit
This is an Original theory by: Jasper_gem I do not own Steven Universe Cartoon Network and Rebecca Surgar does
What if Peri ate Lapis's gem whole and kept her safe in her belly
>>86275697
okay
Why is there so much fucking vore garbage on her today?
Why cant we have this instead of Onion gang?
http://drawendo.tumblr.com/image/150398223591
Connie and Lapis sparring in a boxing match
>>86275723
She'd form and poof her in the process.
Peric being kinda tough would make the process more uncomfortable.
>>86275637
>>Stevonnie taking selfies with her "parents"
Anon, stop. The mere thought is giving me diabetes.
I've always been curious about what Garnet thinks of Ruby and Sapphire. She's always been very much against fucking around during missions, and after Hit the Diamond, I dunno. Would she have chewed them out for that if she had the chance?
>>86275766
We need more
But you posted stupid pictures and wasted the image limit
>>86275697
but that's just a theoryA GAME THEORY
>>86275637
I want those cunts Jasper and Lapis to APOLOGIZE to malachite
>>86275689
I feel like Connie would probably listen to Eminem
this thread is why we get sent to /trash/
Imagine Lapis
>>86275840
Why? Because our Überüberstyle threatens the corporate status quo?
>>86275873
She's stepping on my crotch and jumping up and down
>>86275873
I'd rather not.
>>86275873
the horror
>>86275899
You will.
>>86275873
Burn it
>>86275873
Crushed into paint
>>86275894
wont that hurt your cock and balls
>>86275951
exactly :^)
>>86275828
Poor Malachite really is the real victim here. The show has hammered it in fairly hard that fusions are their own people, and Malachite was denied to the chance to be herself because Jasper and Lapis were constantly fighting for control.
>>86275951
That's implying they have cock and balls
>>86275916
oh fuck, you're right. DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU TO HECK!!
>>86275951
Yeah, but...>barefoot
>>86275984
Good for her. I wish I had never been born
>>86275186
> Or a weight gain episode.
There needs to be an episode whereYOU DIE :D
>>86272553
reminds me of the john hates gays meme from hsg
>>86275984
What if she did have feelings at some point? Like Chille Tid made it seem like it was Lapis' "turn", then Jasper came up, then Lapis again, then Malachite came finally. Either way it was literally not good for anyone
>>86276049
>that spoiler
Anon
how many layers of irony are you on?
>>86275873
Now imagine fucking Lapis
>>86275951
No she's made of light
>>86276126
Hard.
>>86276101
A nice crispZERO
>>86275873
I did and I nutted
>>86276126
She's just trampling my genitals again, doing jumping jacks
>>86276169
But doesn't it hurt? When does the pleasure come?
>>86276159
>>>he used:Dunironically
>>figuratively literally kys
WHEN DID THIS BECOME SOME WEIRD ROLEPLAYING FETISH GAME???
>>86276189
It's not my decision
>>86276136
Pink Diamond is probably fine then. Rose was made of light after all, she couldn't have done much
>>86276225
You'll make her stop, unless you love the pain.
>>86276223
FINE, FORGET THE ROLE PLAYING!
FUSE WITH ME ANON!
>>86276223
When we got six straight episodes of filler and have another to look forward before hiatus.
>>86276126
I'd never considered the possibility before.I like it
>>86276282
>Mindful education
>Last one out of beach city
I mean I know your memedot and Lapiss weren't in any of those episodes but that doesn't make those episodes filler.
>>86276270
NO FUSE WITH ME INSTEAD
where is da fucking gem harmolest leaks?
>>86276270
I will not stay
>>86276307
>Mindful education
We "learned" Steven doesn't like to hurt people and represses his bad feelings about stuff. The only thing new was a song that was good, but hardly anything major.
>Last one out of beach city
Gem filler, but still filler.
>>86276315
YES! FINALLY A NEW FUSION PARTNER!
>>86276333
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!
AHAHAHAHA
>>86276251
She's finally having fun in her bleak life
I'm not going to take that away
>>86276356
No one who fuses with you ever stays. You know this by now
>>86276347
>mindful education
We learn Steven is starting to doubt his mother and that he feels like shit for what happened to Bismuth/Navy/Jasper.
>Last one out of beach city
Character development and intoducing love interest for Pearl.
>>86276371
You're a saint among the sinful, I'd do the same
>>86276413
>We learn Steven is starting to doubt his mother and that he feels like shit for what happened to Bismuth/Navy/Jasper.
Once again, nothing new or shocking.
>Character development
More like character regression.
>>86276347
>We "learned" Steven doesn't like to hurt people and represses his bad feelings about stuff.
That episode was the episode where Steven addressed that he's been bottling up so much. That was a very important thing. The viewer knew, but other characters didn't know it was something that was bothering him.
>>86276347
>implying showing a bit of steven coping with all that bullshit wasn't one of the most crucial points of the story at the time
>pearl loosening up and starting to live a little is not a very important point in character development for a character like her
>>86276307
Literally what point is there to this show without the HW gems. No one even care about the CG proper anymore unless they're doing gay relationship shit.
>>86276126
Okay. It seems to have resulted in making a batch of blue eggs.
>>86276442
How are Steven's conflicting feelings nothing new?
>character regression
Pearl moving on and starting to interact with humans doesn't seem liek character regression at all.
>>86276467
Force her to eat one and incubate the others.
>>86276356
AHAHAHAHAA
86276465
Not even worthy of a (You)
>>86276465
this is masterful bait
>>86276465
the show has started getting good as the focus shifted to the characters and their development instead of "retard & 3 alien dykes fight monster of the week"
WHY IS MY ANUS ON FIRE???
>>86276126
She likes it, but she's crying. Why is she crying?
>>86276465
WE WANT PERICHERRY!
GIVE US THE LIL LAPPY!
AND BRING BACK BIG JAPPY!
>>86276457
>>86276458
Okay, I'll give you Mindful Education for those reasons.
>>86276482
>interacting with humans
A single human who is now just a surrogate love interest. I'd be willing to bet given the chance to interact with other humans she'll do what she always does and just seclude herself.
>>86276442
>More like character regression
Not him, but it's progress, P trying to move on, even if to something similar to Rose is progress of her wanting to be happy with someone else, even if it seems unhealthy at first, we still haven't seen their next move, so we still don't know what'll happen, but it's progress regardless.
>>86276520
That was never, ever the focus. The formula of the show was never "space dykes fight a monster of the weak". It has always been "what retarded shit has Steven gotten himself into this time?".
>>86276517
Nice to see you can't refute it.
>>86276539
exactly
>>86276465
It's genuinely sad because it's true.
>>86276493
I will not force her to eat one. She wants to see what happens if we incubate them all.
>>86276550
It's not even about the new girl that was introduced. It's more about Pearl taking the initiative to come into contact with humans by agreeing to go to a concert.
>>86276568
which boils down to the same result. And that has not been the main focus of the show for a while either way. The show is characters over story, not vice versa
>>86276579
All of them? There must be dozens.
Season 2 was terrible because of all the focus on Peridot. You can't disprove this fact.
>>86276628
t. Lapis
>>86276628
Dude she breathed so much life into the show with her arc
So much that she's spent now, and people tired of her
>>86276596
She came into contact with bikey dykey and then went back to her safe space. When I see Pearl giving half a shit about somebody that isn't Not-Rose I'll believe in her making progress.
>>86276628
Yeah all those filler townie eps like Sadie's Song and then Pearl's Autistic Rape Adventure sure were great.
>>86276457
There is also that whole "The fusion between steven and his mom is becoming unstable" thing. That seems like it would be a major plot point.
>>86276659
>Who's Greg
>Who's Connie
Leaving that aside, she even tried out human things like drinking apple juice. Come on anon, this is something old Pearl would have never done.
>>86276628
Her overexposure was her downfall for me.
WHERE IS THE EPISODE ITS ALMOST 6PM ALREADY GEEZE!!
>>86276685
People she was forced into contact with, one of which she tried to brainwash into being a zealot who would get herself killed for Steven's sake.
>>86276659
here's your (You)
>>86276674
>The fusion between Steven and his mom
?!
>>86276685
>humans that were forcibly injected into her life through Rose/Steven
If it weren't for Rose or Steven she would not give a fuck about them at first.
post fatties and best ship next thread
>>86276779
Jasper is fat
>>86276685
>>86276742
Yes which is why it was a step forward for her when she tried to take the initiative and do human stuff that she usually wouldn't have done. It wasn't even about Amethyst or Steven this time. People yell OOC, but it's something that has been happening pretty much since Steven started living together with them, stepby-step she's become more accepting of humans, this episode was a signal that she's willing to open up to humans, even if it is throgh a girl that resembles Rose.
>>86276779
And no ship is the best ship
>>86276796
exactly
>>86276796
"the Jass was fat"
>>86276628
Season 2 was great and ironically Peridot was the least obnoxious when the main story was still partially about her (with the exception of Log Date). I suppose because she still interacted with the others; now every moment with her seems to boil down to "look how wacky Peridot is" with very little creativity or variation, even when there are other characters present. She cannot sustain a scene by herself and yet they nearly always give her the spotlight and erase potentially interesting contributions from the others.
>>86276740
Is this really not common knowledge at this point?
Rose is fused with steven at the DNA level, he is basically a perma fusion between himself and his mom.
>>86276929
She drowns other characters
So pairing her up with demure Lapis is an EXTRA terrible idea
>>86276929
>Season 2 was great
No it wasn't. It was the weakest season by far.
>>86277001
*drowns out
Hahaha
>>86276929
I surprised focus was given a little more to Lapis in Back to the Moon and Peridot wasn't fucking screaming about the Rubies
>>86277011
yeah well that's just like your opinion man
>>86277001
>She drowns other characters
That's Lapis' job.
>>86277030
Peridot wouldn't need to. She already knows the Rubies weren't after her.
>>86277001
I hate Zuke the most for that, she can't even write Lapis properly she just has Peridot say some wacky thing and forces Lapis to try and play off that.
>>86277050
It's the truth. Season 2 had some of the worst filler.
>>86277091
>waaah no one can hate my peridot-filled season
don't you guys get tired of having the same conversations every day
>>86277068
>wasting Lapis' potential by making her fuck with toilet water
I wonder when all this spite towards her, mine included, will make her snap.
>>86277111
No one said you can't hate it. They just said it's your opinion. You're being dense as shit.
>>86277111
again see >>86277050
New thread!!
>>86277120
It's different every day
>>86277122
>playing with poo water
Lapis' character is really in the shitter
I'm not gonna lie. All that focus on Peridot and Pearl has made me dislike those characters a bit.
>>86277120
If that's the case why does /co/ rehash the same bait filled topic in hopes of getting SU banned but instead just circlejerk themselves.
>>86276937
Interesting headcanon.
>>86277120
don't you go on coffee break with your coworkers?
It's basically the same thing
>>86276465
I really hope this is bait. Homeworld gems are interesting but the main CGs are best.
>>86276628
Sorry. She had too many objectively good episodes. Especially Message Received and Beta.
>Season 2 was terrible because of all the focus
okay so you'd rather she just magically become a Crystal Gem without any explanation or adjustment to her way of thinking that would lead to a reform?
>>86277001
Yup. Beta showed that really well. Their "dynamic" is really just Peridot with an assistant.
>>86277183
GIVE ME MY PERiCHERRY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86277068
You ever notice how in other Lapis episodes she's at least reacting and saying things on her own with at least some amount of character, but in Zuke portions she's just staring at Peridot and reacting to what she says? Really makes you think.
>>86277183
It is, or extremely newfag.
Everyone here is waiting patiently for more Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, Amethyst, and Pearl development to happen.
Of course we have to shrug against townie episodes and the memeworld fags first.
>>86277170
It's not head cannon, It's been stated in the show and in Sugars book. I'd post pics, but the limit.
>>86277200
>Beta
Kek
>>86277205
It makes me draw Lapidot fanfics and write Lapidot fanart and sell Lapidot accessories
>>86277200
I'll defend the entire barn arc, even shit like Steven's Birthday, but Beta is everything that's wrong with Peridot's character in one neat package.
>>86277200
>and Beta.
Ruined your argument.
>>86277001
and people say she's autistic, she's the opposite of that honestly.
>>86277265
Honestly Peri is okay when zuke isn't using her as a self insert.
But at every chance she gets, she shoves her hand up Peri's ass and makes her act OOC like some fetishistic puppet.
new thread when?
>page 10
new thread when?
>>86277212
>Everyone here is waiting patiently for more Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, Amethyst, and Pearl development to happen.
To be honestly honest, I'm honestly not
Amethyst and Pearl are entertaining as fuck but I'm good on development with them, it's great when it happens but I'm not waiting for it
The G-squad is always cool and I would like to see Garnet develop as an individual character but again, not really waiting
If I sincerely had to say I'm "waiting" for development from anybody, it's Jasper and Lapis
>>86277265
You mean her making art with Lapis? The whole time while on the beta kindergarten was 100% Peridot we know
>>86277376
And? I never said she was out of character. I said her worst aspects came out: her stealing attention from everyone else (you almost forget the episode was supposed to be about Amethyst) with her loud demeanor without being able to carry the scenes on her own and the humor essentially boiling down to tired obnoxious variations on the "alien doesn't quite understand but is fascinated by human things" theme.
>>86277205
She's only done two eps where they interact
Beta was largely Amethyst focused and Amethyst isn't friends with Lapis so of course she mostly kept to herself during the visit. She was quiet in HTD too
Barn Mates was about her wanting Peridot to fuck off and Peridot wanting to be friends, so of course she was the one doing most of the talking
>>86275542
Art/10