WHOMP!

>>86263627
This hits too close to home

>>86263707
Are YOU Bud?

>>86263627
is this the first strip where it's obvious that Ronnie lives in the South?

>>86263627
DUDE ANIME LMAO

>>86263627
>>86263722
I'm not native, what meaning does that have on the south

>>86263627
Man, Aldi's is fucking great

>>86265089
This is why I can't jog in public, I always feel stupid as hell. Thank god for treadmills.

>>86263627
>Aldi
Oh Ronnie, you can do better.
We could all do better.

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>>86265369
>Aldi's
Why do people always want to add an S to it?

>>86265513
Fuck literally me right now. I wish my brother's GF would fuck off she's been over here since like 8 AM yesterday

>>86263627
I went to the gas station to get some gas late one night, I don't live in the SAFEST neighborhood, but I'm comfortable. This tatted up aryan dude comes up to me and says "Ya know I just want to thank you for being a space marine". Asks for a hand shake, then reiterates his thanks and my service asks for a hug and walks off". I was Bud that time

>>86268048
And are you a space marine, anon?

>>86268105
Nope, just some unemployed loser atm

Excuse me, I hate to impose, but I am the ocean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_egwJ8zjKpM

>>86263627
Would I find a Blood Man in Lidl?

>>86265089
I like some of the edits done here, especially when he's chasing her.

>>86267610

Put on your worst pair of underwear and march out there and get your fucking hydration you coward.

>>86265513
This happened to me several times, but I needed to piss. Ended up keeping empty bottles i my room so I could piss in them whenever it happened.

I need help

>>86267610
what are you afraid of?

>>86268048
Dude was clearly on acid.

>>86267271
It sounds right and fits with other chains like Sam's

>>86268048
Thank you for your service.

>>86265089
>WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM

>>86268368

On the one hand I know exactly what this is like but on the other, oh my god, this problem is only a problem if you look at it like its a problem.

Let me put this another way: imagine you are yourself as you were when you were four yeard old.

4-year old you had no problems going to get some water. 4-year old you knew what they wanted and they fuckin' went and got it.

>>86265089
>local fat

>>86265384
People who jog in public are already in shape.

>>86268371
Gonna walk in and see his brother getting head. Happy to me once at a friends house. dumbass didnt lock the bathroom door

>>86265513
I found that the best solution to this problem is giving zero shits and just walking out there in my boxers anyway. That way they never come back.

>>86268918
4 year old me would've done the same thing but just pissed himself and cried.

>>86268048
Thank you for serving space, anon.

>>86268048

Remember, service guarantees citizenship.

>>86268368
Same. Was renting a room in a house with two other families that constantly had parties and events in the main room. I tried to schedule my bathrooming at work, and I always made sure my room was fully stalked.
I went through several piss bottles a week.

>>86269006
> already in shape
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL keep telling yourself that fatty no one fat has ever done cardio and lived to tell the shame of course

>>86268048
Praise the Emperor and Smite down his foes!

>>86268668
She's not.
She's running to THE WORLD'S MOST EXTREME GAME SHOW IN TOWN!

>>86268425
But ALDI is not a person's name. It is made of ALbrecht (the actual name of the guys who founded it) and DIscount. So it's ALbrecht DIscount.
I mean, you don't say Wal Mart's, do you?

>>86268048
Thanks for your service

>>86268048
thank you for your space service

>>86265089
>>86268940
>Fatties Against Terrorism

>>86265214
Aldi is a supermarket chain of the region.

>>86268368
>>86271089
Same here. I went through this for a couple years, maybe two, almost unending. In addition to the piss jars I once had a cold and threw up on my floor, not really having the energy it or the will to call for help, I didn't clean it til the next day. I eventually reached a point I started taking sleeping pills just to avoid being conscious for as much of the day.

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>>86268371
>>86268368
>>86267610
Bloody christ

>>86273935
but it's in Maryland too. there's one up in Gaithersburg

>>86274279
I'm from farther north, so I'm not sure where south officially starts for most. It's all pretty south to me.

>>86274500
well DC is between Maryland and Virginia so Virginia is the border to me

>>86271377
we absolutely need a comic of Ronnie going on MXC. The level of failure will be amazing

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>>86263722
They're fucking everywhere on the entire Eastern half.
In fact they have been spreading for the last decade or so from the East Coast like Teutonic discount colonies.

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>>86268312
Naw. He likes Penny. The color scheme suits him more.

>>86273935
There's aldi's all the way over here in northern europe bro.

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>>86273935
No, you moron. ALDI is a huge German chain. In fact it's two of them a northern and a southern branch that divided between the brothers Albrecht first Germany, then Europe and now the USA.
They built an empire on cheap groceries.

>>86268048
Thank you for your service. o7

>>86274500
The south officially starts at the "Mason-Dixon Line", which is the southern border of Pennsylvania.

>>86268048
The Emperor protects, brother!
May your chapter prosper.

>>86274697
I know Ronnie is from western NC but I'm eastern and I've never seen an Aldi before.

>>86273935
We have them here in Minnesota, and we're anything but "south".

>>86263627
>"self bagging area"
>the curb outside
I don't understand. Is this a real thing at these Aldi stores you guys are talking about

>>86274644
>MXC Intro
>They start explaining one of the obstacle courses
>Ronnie is already collapsed and crying in the middle
>He's become a permanent obstacle for people to overcome
>To this day no one has bested the pit of sadness. There have been many strong challengers, but in the end, they are always overpowered by the blubbers of self pity, and the shame of failure.

>>86263722
We have Aldi stores all the way up here in Illinois.

Never seen or heard of an Aldi around here. We got Fred Meyer instead.

>>86274644
Didn't he do one where Ronnie watched the original version.

>>86277993
This is perfect.

>>86277687
Yes, it keeps the line moving. Aldi's strategy is based on efficiency, so by having customers bag their own groceries the checkout line can have more throughput.

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>>86268048
Thank you Anon

>>86263627
Funny story. I'm like 90% sure the police meet informants at my local mcdonalds for whatever reason. Every time I go in there at 3 AM theres a hushed group of people sitting at this rather secluded table in the back around a corner of the restaurant with all the windows covered in posters so nobody can see in. One time I'm in there ordering food and this rather rushed looking cop suddenly opens the door and asks "are you (name)!?!" and I shake my head. He rushes to the back to see if anyone is there before turning around and rushing back out the door to his waiting squad car and taking off.

I bet someone died or disappeared.

>>86268048
You are a credit to your planet, anon.

>>86279557
That cop was crooked, that informant has shit that would bury him.

>>86270877
Would you like to know more?

>>86273935
It's ok if you don't know something but don't pretend that you actually do.

>>86263722
Aldi is everywhere on the eastern half of the country. It has nothing to do with the south.

>>86265513
Fuck, I AM Ronnie.

>>86268048
Thank you for your service.

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>>86265513
Damn, when your brother Friends visit him for fun and shit. i Fucking hate people.

>>86268940
>it's just three images of ronnie after he shaved his beard then head

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>>86268048
Thanks to be the emperor of mankind!

>>86277417
East Coast has a bunch of Aldi stores.

They're dirt cheap but they always have random shit so I never bother going there.

>>86268048
thank you for serVING THE EMPRAH

>>86277687
As with all German discounter systems, ALDI being the first, they save on employees and time by having people take care of their own groceries.
In part also because Germany never used cashiers for bagging. Instead, they tend towards collapsible singular large carrying boxes in which they simply put all groceries at the checkout, then take the reusable box out of the cart as one.

>>86274697
What I thought they were a Germany only thing.

>>86285804
Nah, they are present in most EU states. In Eastern Europe they just about pushed all competition to the wall since 1990. Ironically enough.

>>86274901
It's true. I go there once a week to get the stuff that I don't care if I'm buying cheap, no-brand versions of (milk, jerky, tortilla chips, plastic utensils).

And I live in New York, so that shit's not Southern.

>>86263722
Cali-fag here. We got an Aldi's.

>>86285804
Unlike most people, I assumed that they were all over the US since I see them everywhere. But I live in Illinois, so I guess I'm overexposed.

>>86274697
Recently had one open near here, in California

>>86285998
Yeah, you have the biggest concentration in the US.
Congrats, you're poor as shit!

>>86286091
?

I live in a mostly upper-middle class area. I don't see what Aldi has to do with being poor

>>86286151
I mean Illinois as a whole.
ALDI focuses on lower income areas within concentrated populations in the US.

>>86286199
At any rate, I'm fairly certain Illinois is far from the poorest state

>>86263722
What? I thought Ronnie was canadian.

>>86286247
Well, must be a good population structure or easy construction there, then.
Because ALDI has been mushrooming.

>>86285804
we have a bunch of them in Australia.

>>86268048
Yeah fuck those orks anon!

>>86286057
yup can confirm in cali too
I don't like how they make you buy bags but I respect their shopping cart policy where you must insert a quarter to get one but once you return it you get your quarter back.

>>86263722
i think it was probably the one where he mentioned how much he loved Little Debbie snack cakes

>>86286727
>their shopping cart policy
that's not a universal thing where you live?

>>86287360
It is a weird, unique thing in the US. Shopping carts are often stolen by bums, kids and trash who use them to carry groceries home to the ghetto.

>>86277417
Same. I feel like piggly wiggly and food lion are the far more definitive grocery stores of the region

>>86286727
Aka you can buy a shopping cart for a quarter

>>86287360
naw dude
some people don't have cars and give no fucks and will just straight up and take a cart and abandon it in the street once they are done. also the homeless tend to steal them and use them haul their shit around. some places use set up magnetic perimeters where if crossed beyond the parking lot they carts will lock the back tires making it very difficult to move. aldi's is the first place I've ever been to that uses the quarter method. I live in sothern california btw

>>86286602
Really I am German and always thought of them as a German/euro thing.

>>86285321
>>86278810
No, I totally understand the merits of self bagging. In fact, I prefer to bag my own shit whenever the register/bagging area allow it. I've done my time as a bag boy and know proper bagging technique. It pisses me off how these days I will legitimately group shit into reasonable bagging groups whenever I put shit on the cashier conveyor belt, and they still manage to mix cold cold items into 3 bags with noncold items, and put soft squish-able underneath items that squish them.

My issue is that it looks like the "Blood Man of Aldi" looks like he is sitting on the outside curb, and that is where the "self Bagging Area" is labeled. Am I misinterpreting, or did Filyaw just do a bad job of drawing this

>>86265089
>the other fat guys have Hawaiian print shirts on too

>>86288583
If you've been to an Aldi's, it's pretty accurate looking. It's a counter that Blood Man is sitting on, a little higher than waste-height, usually against the front wall near the exit. Ronnie's cart is in the right corner to show the height, and it's why Blood Man's feet are dangling.

Where is Ronnie from anyway?

>>86288284
No, it is a global empire, a Discount Reich, always hungry for Verkaufsraum!

>>86288987
Carolina. Can't remember if he's from NC and went to SC or from SC and went to NC, but he's lived in both.

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It's always the fucking facial expressions that get me, even if the joke isn't the best.

>>86268048
Thank you for your service

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>>86286727
The bags are part of the system encouraging reusable vessels like these.

>>86263627
>ran away from home (dont ask why)
>not the usual teenager who hides out in his friend's home
>i really fucking ran away
>its night time and I'm really tired from all this walking that I did
>see a small eatery
>ask if I can get a glass of water, guy who was managing the place was nice and gave me a glass
>while refreshing myself, some guy comes up to me, takes out a knife with the sharp end pointed at me, and asks if I wanna buy it
>told him I wouldnt be here right now if I had cash
>he gives up and asks if I'm a runaway
>"uhh no i just lost my wallet so im walking home"
>mfw after 15 years, I realize he was "nicely" robbing me

>>86277079
why is he wearing two shirts?

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>>86290456
Because if a normal shirt touches his bare skin, it'll just turn into a Hawaiian shirt.

>>86273935
Aldi's isn't the only supermarket chain in the US where you have to bag your own shit.

>>86265089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piYmyxstsXY

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>>86286727

>>86278704
hey bro, if you want to be a sarcastic jerk I cant stop you, but you should know that reply is over all in poor taste_

>>86274697
Guess what, Aldi also owns Trader Joes, so their all over the west too.

>>86265214
>>86273935
I'm from Philadelphia and think there's one here.

>>86290575
What stops you from plugging the cart into itself?

>>86292326
The chain is too short.

>>86285998
is your name ben? everyone i know from illinoise is named ben. like 3 dudes

>>86290575
Fun facts about coin-carts:

1. The only reason they take quarters is because Americans have no bigger coins. European carts commonly take 50ct, 1€ and 2€ coins interchangeably.

2. People carry around coin-sized plastic discs on key chains so they don't have to use actual money. However, those disks are harder to come by than coins, so people still return the carts.

>>86287255
> Not preferring TastyKakes
For shame

>>86268191
I guess neets are space marines now.

Neat.

How does Ronnie have all of his groceries bagged before he reached the self-bagging area???

What happened to Ronnies girlfriend again? She still in Canada?

>>86294399

You must put yourself in Ronnie's shoes. TastyKakes are relatively pricey snack cakes. Sure, maybe Ronnie can afford to buy a box.. but why buy one box when he can buy 3 boxes of Little Debbies?

Eventually one eat so much Little Debbie snack cakes that all other snack cakes become but a distant memory. In the end, this is for the best.

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>>86271582
Calm down buddy

>>86293153
>European carts commonly take 50ct, 1€ and 2€ coins interchangeably.
French there I only know about the 1 euros one.
but everybody has a plastic coin anyway. This makes me wonder why they even ask for it these days.people who are low enough to steal them will do it anyway.

>>86269042
>Not joining in
>Not giving her a double bro-job

>>86296481
I think it's about the psychological barrier of losing something. The process kinda conditions you to do the proper behavior, so taking away the incentive will likely lead to people being less careful with the carts and having stand on the parking lot, steal them etc more. It's not worth the risk, simply speaking. The system works, so leave it alone.

USA have ALDI.

Considiere mich surprisiert.

>>86298519
Surprisierung ist consideriert.
Wünschen Sie, mehr zu hören?

>>86295225
She broke up with Ronnie because she found someone even more pathetic than him. Then Ronnie dated a girl from Agrias's zoo, but he broke up with her because low self-esteem is a crapshoot

>>86293153
In the UK, we use £1 coins. It's quite common for people to have metal £1 coin-size discs (usually on a keychain) so they can reuse them. That way, you don't have to worry if you don't have a coin.

>>86301201
In Germany, 1€ is the standard, but some models take also 50ct and/or 2€ coins.
Tokens are common here, too.

>>86273935
I'm in Portugal, Aldi is in here as well...

>>86287412
This Safeway in DC has a sign that says shopping cart wheels will lock if you try to take them out of the parking lot. I do not believe this claim is true.

>>86291702
I'm sorry! I was being completely honest.

>>86304954

Check to see if one of the wheels of the cart looks different from all the rest. Then it's probably legit. A lot of grocery stores around me in California have it. The wheel jams up when it's too far from the designated lot space.

One thing my friend and I noticed is that it seems it doesn't lock above a certain speed. So it's like the movie Speed. If you keep running with your cart, it never locks up.

>>86286057
Where in Cali exactly? I'm from the Bay Area and never saw these before.

>>86305312
There was one cart outside just sitting in the parking lot, it did not have an abnormal wheel. Maybe it is not like the ones inside.

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>tfw you will never love McNuggets as much as Ronnie

>>86306355
McNuggets are amazing, though

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>>86306518
They can betray you

>>86290473
Who knew whomp had such deep lore

>>86306866
you dont even know.

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Hey. Hey, Ronnie. Remember that girl that liked you, but you didn't know it until the far flung future where powerful computers were small enough to fit in your pocket and the sum of human knowledge was only a few taps away, anytime, anywhere? Ha ha, yeah. Well, you'll never forget again. Good night, buddy.

>>86274697

Wow, I never thought Aldi was a thing outside of Europe.

Do you guys get Lidl as well? It's like Aldi, but more foreign, and better.

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>>86307501
>tfw I was Ronnie that day

>>86304954
>DC
>>86305312
>California
Not typical American locales. You have special businesses for your weird populations.

>>86288987
The snack cakes they sell taste like ass. I dunno where they even get it. It's an average of 30% lower quality than the cheapest equivalents at my local wallmarket at least. To be fair though, it is that much cheaper too.

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>>86293153
We have $0.50 and $1 coins, but no one uses them.

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>>86274213
It's anxiety

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>>86290463
>mfw people still post my gif

>>86293153
I've heard of the plastic disk things, but never understood the purpose until this post.

>>86308443
Japan has (rough equivalent of) $5 coins and everyone uses them. Then again, Japan being Japan, I just assumed everyone brought the shopping carts back in better condition than they found them without requiring a deposit.

>>86263722
Aldi's isn't even an american franchise

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>>86306355

>>86310601
oh my god

>>86310601
holy shit

>>86310601
I loss it

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>>86310601

>>86268048
[honk]

>>86263722
I knew he was southern from his streams