New Super-Man #3 Storytime

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>tfw no Prime time

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And for change, knockoff Trinity isn't drawn with twenty pounds of fat.

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>members of the team I lead
With Bat-Man alive?

>>86262800
Honestly, I kind of like that Batman of China's a bit stout

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translator's note: hrm means hrm

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>>86262827
I don't mind it either but they all look like junior Kingpins.

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What does S mean in Chinese?

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Who could that be?

>>86262830
So perry is going to send clark to china to report on the new league right.

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>>86262947
Wouldn't be surprised. Gotta get those crossover moneys.

>>86262901
Why go in through a cave when there is no roof.

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>>86262970

>>86262914
Holy shit staro

>>86262784
Joker
Doomsday
Lex
???
Cheetah

>>86262929
Well at least she did not send him to his room without supper.

>>86262816
How do you pronounce Baixi?

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>>86263013
Masketta Man.

>>86262830
>Jessica in background watching it
>Batman watching it too but on his own screen not with Jessica
Unintentional douche bag Batman is funny.

>>86262954
Welp kid kenan bullied is bat-man theory is thrown out the window.

>>86262830
Why is Kenan such a loveable husbando?
I want to gently hold his hands while I look him in the eyes as we enjoy a cup of hot chocolate together.

>>86262970
>fish professor
Aquaman
>computer lady
Cyborg
>airline guy
Flash? Green lantern?

>>86262975
He's Batman.
>>86262901
Curious too who this what 7th Superman is?

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>>86262816
>Kong Kenan
>Laney Lan

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Chinese knock-off JL, that's goddam brilliant.

>>86263043
Oh shit!
So... Flying Dragon General is... Uncle Sam? The other two are obviously Phantom Lady and Black Condor, but I'm not sure about him.

>>86262970
>my lips gone numb
Kek

>>86262914
>China has Starro
Fuck that's not good news.

>>86262830

Even normal Batman looks like a fat cunt in this book

>>86262977
>it happened last issue and it was awesome.

God dam i have missed this sort of thing it was always more a marvel thing but its good to see dc back to it.

>>86262977
>kenans powers come from acting heroricly theory btfo

>>86262993
I want a poster.

>>86262901
is beardo superman the one that broke out of a tank that was being fed with Supermans solar flare ability?

>>86263004
>dr omen didn't see the point.
Silly doctor omen she fell for the aquaman is useless meme
Speaking of memes holy shit the bleeding

>>86262954
Bat-Man, he's a big guy.

>>86262929
Holy shit.

>>86263012
>i should probably do my homework.
Too kek.

>>86263004
>didn't see the point
Is this a joke about the history of China and sea exploration?

>>86263032
Kenen is faking right.

>>86263004
I want to fuck Ghost Woman.
Hell I want to fuck all the women in this comic.

>>86263043
Wait i though flying dragon general was a member of the great 10.

>>86263043
These Chinese names make great cape names.
>Flying Dragon General
That's cape as fuck.

>>86263027
Bi-she

>>86263098
holy shit you're right. Solar Beam Woman would be the Ray right?

>>86262977
>this is humiliating
Kek. This book is just so good.

>>86263080
Oh shit you're onto something

>>86263083
I first thought of that guy from New Skwad Chinese arc, but he wore star instead of Superman's S.
>>86263098
Holy shit, genius. Now we need Justice Society of China who fought Japanese in WW2 and were sent to Chinese version of Siberia because Mao (or whoever was in charge then, I know shit of Chinese history) was afraid they'll usurp his rule

>>86262800
that's a great cover though

>>86263176
One who tripped he's real Clark Kent and all?

>>86263229
Don't think so.
>>86263264
Probably? Where was she mentioned?

>>86263286
that's a different guy isn't it?

>>86262993
Art and coloring are pretty good and perfect match desu.

>>86263264
So Human Bomb when?

>>86263288
The one from the last issue.

>>86262947

Not that it would do anything because his Clark Kent isn't Superman. Superman is a farmer

>>86262914

Staro!!! Does this book sell well. I need more of this?

>>86263043
This really is his father, isn't he? Also solid fucking issue. Yang's doing a great work here.

>>86263294
I honestly only remember fake Clark, I'll have to refresh memory.

>>86263342
First issue did over 100k my man. And it's designed for bookstore market considering who the writer is. We're in for a long haul. Just hope crossovers don't cripple the rhythm.

>>86263369
well there was fake clark that showed up with Doomsday and there was a guy that somehow absorbed some solar flare energy and made him think he was Superman like he was possessed, he died killing Superman.

The guy I was talking about was a guy in a tank that broke out when the trinity showed up to confront Dr. Omen.

Chinese Superman in this comic is the one that was hit with dying Supermans energy death excretion or whatever right?

>>86263212
It'd be a good one. Especially in light of China's current preoccupation with building fake islands to try and claim maritime rights.

>>86263013

Bane. Ares is also on the sword but he's covered by the text. So They each got two villians

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>>86262942

>>86263004
that's hilarious

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>>86263416
Yeah, found him. This guy? Looking at the other Final Days issues, I don't see him or his tank appearing anywhere else.

>>86263480
yup that's the guy

>>86263080
green lantern he was a test pilot

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>>86263480
Further exploration sees this guy, with Kenan's symbol.

>>86263497
and beardo has the same symbol

Solid book. Love that DC are doing experimental stuff like this with new characters alongside the return to traditional takes in Rebirth.

>>86263443
In history, one emperor before even the age of Columbus made a huge navy. The ships were the size of 20th century ships and had crews of 1,000.
He died though and the next emperor didn't see the point in a huge navy, seeing as how land trade with the silk road did wonders for them and most trade was people coming to them. He then docked all the boats and focused on internal matters and such.

You now realize that why in this timeline the Justice League first united to fight Darkseid is because events occurred later enough for China to be a powerhouse and handle Starro.

>>86263535
I am aware, yes. I was just adding the modern fiasco to that one.

>>86263358
As soon as I saw their group name and the fact theyre taking 3 people involved with that organization my thought was "what are the chances his dad ISNT one of them?"

>>86263549
I knew you were. I was just using your post to spring off of and give some history to people that didn't know.

>>86262970
ahahahah these kids are going to die.

>>86263563
>>86263549
>>86263535

I think it's just a joke about Aquaman being useless

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>>86263535
Now I remember expansion for Age of Empires 3 where Chinese captain ends up in America before Columbus.
Man, I gotta play that again.

>>86263027
By-she

>>86262869
>>86263043
Blue Condor is the guy next to a TV, the chick with the laptop has the same lips as the choking one, Flying Dragon General (I'd love to see all the names from this book in Hanzi) has big brown eyes like the daddy
It's them

>>86263313
Oh yeah forgot about that.
Still could be interesting.

>>86263443
I just saw it as a joke about people underestimating aquaman but i think your right it is a joke with multiple layers.

>>86263547
Its worth noting the league did fight starro during the timeskip it was a single flashback panel in an early issue of justice league i think.

>>86263595
Probably both.

The stuff anon mentioned with the islands makes me almost certain both china and dr omen underestimated the importance of the water until it was to late.

Still really loving this book.
>likable show boat Kenan
>tubby Bat-Man
>qt Wonder-Woman
Hope it sells well enough so we get at least a few arcs then the eventually meeting between the Chinese knock off JL and the real one.
>Batman
>.......lose some weight if you're going to copy my name

>>86264027
I think it's something Yang would probably be aware of as he was writing it, too

It works either way

>>86264072
The best part is it auctualy builds aquaman up because they are saying he is useful after all and omen was wrong without seeming like desprete see aquaman is cool guys that we saw in his first nu52 issue (well i think it was just clearing up what he can and cant do but i can see how one could see desperation)(issue 6 of rebirth was not see how cool he is it was a mental breakdown)

You could also apply a 3rd layer to the joke with how little respect the world goverments are giving him in his ongoing. (But thats probably stretching it)

Kenyan is so based.

>>86262942
>KFC Fried Chicken
>Kentucky Fried Chicken Fried Chicken

The biggest surprise from the Rebirth relaunch! Great seriesl

>>86264875
You're forgetting there is a language change.

>>86264875
He IS dummy, after all.

>>86262901
This is... The Clone of Superman... of LAST DAYS OF SUPERMAN.. This S is the proof

>>86262914
Starro and... a man similar to lex luthor...

This is way too good for what it is

>>86262942
>>86262954
>>86262970
Loving the shit out of these pages, when was the last time the JL actually looked like friends?

>>86262830
Now batman need to figure out how to kill them all.
just in case ;^)

>>86262942
Like Damian in Batman Unlimited Mech vs Mutans... to study..

>>86264875
I went to the atm machine to get money to purchase a dc comic from the lcs store about the jlc of china and kfc fried chicken.

>>86262954
Kenan is such a dick. I love it. Also Fatman is like the total opposite of Goodlooking Batman

>>86263043
These 3 should be the father of Kenan and his friends..

>>86265120
DC isn't an acronym anymore, it's the actual name.

>>86262914
>Starro
>in a densely populated country
That's a disaster waiting to happen.

>>86262929
That's a big gun.

>>86263043
>Freedom Fighters
Ahh shit, clever fucking idea.

The Rebirth titles with "Super" and "Man" in them have been fucking excellent so far.

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I really like this comic, it's fun.

>>86263043
I like how everyone in China introduces them as the 'something of China'

>>86262929
Well now we KNOW she's evil.

>>86266186
She just has a short temper and no time for Kenan's nonsense.

>>86263098
Oh my God.

>>86263103
Oh fuck.

>>86266196
You're right, my boss shoots me with a kryptonite laser all the time.

>>86263043
Is it me, or to have a super-hero/super team in China, you need to put "of China" at the end?

>>86266416
>JSA of China
Can't wait.

>>86266906
>Justice Society of America of China

>>86263043
Good, fucking kill him already.

>>86262993
>Orochi
Sure why not

This book better never get cancelled.

>>86268222
Buy it niggers. This book is too good.

>>86266906
Anon, read that again, except this time without using the acronym

>>86268222
On the bright side, even if it does sell poorly, it was Lee's idea and it's fairly niche so it could go on for an extra arc

>>86263957
Shit, nice catch.

>>86266416
There's already a Freedom Fighters of not-China and a Justice League of not-China, though.

Is this the same artist who drew the guy (Superboy Prime?) in the "everyone is retarded but me" reaction image? It's almost distracting me.

>>86262830
Love the Great Ten still around in the Rebirth.

>>86262901
>5 years meme

I thought they phased that out? I mean that's a LOT of continuity to cram into such a short timeframe, especially bats and GL

>>86262923
You think Fang Zhifu and Dr Omen have hate sex outside office hours?

>>86269535
>Dr Omen
>Fucking anything she can't control

>>86262929
>Stop. He's had enough
>Chinese people
>Showing sypathy

Bullshit.

>>86263004
Aquaman BTFO

>>86262775

thumbnail of cover is misleading as to how gay the contents of the story are

>>86262970
Hm, so I guess they are all kids.

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>>86263004
>Do you bleed.

This fucking comic.

>>86270206
>Evansposting
Man those #PoorDC faggot has ruined these images for me

>>86263146
no, thats just baixis opinion

>>86268222
First issue sold over 100,000 copies.

>>86262775
This cover is kind of boring.

>>86262800
Variant cover is mediocre.

>>86263098
well human bomb was on that team with the ray and phantom lady in the new 52. maybe this flying dragon guy is some kind of kamikaze?

>>86262856
How does Wondel Wumon's lasso work?

>>86262869
Then what the fuck is it?

>>86262901
Who the fuck is that?

>>86262929
What a cunt.

>>86262993
What the fuck?

>>86262954
You know what? I sort of like this. A fat goony looking dude being a legit superhero, and good at it too. I've seen it so many times where comics do the whole power fantasy thing but cop out and make the protagonist a solid ten with no discernible flaws. Fatman here totally seems like the type to get a kick out of dressing up like a bat and playing with a bunch of cool toys.

>>86263004
SHOTS FIRED!

>>86263004
BTFO!

>>86270563
on his world it means xing zhou

>>86263004
Ghost Woman's design is the best one by far. Awesome costume and look overall.

>>86263004
>Chinese Punisher
>Chinese Deathstroke
>Chinese Gray Ghost

This book is fun.

>>86263043
I bet one of these guys is Kenan's dad.

>>86263043
>Freedom Fighters

Did not see that coming.

So these are chink versions of Uncle Sam, Black Condor, and Phantom Lady?

>>86262914
Chinese WW is a cutie.

>>86271142
Keep reading.

>>86262977
>Wait a minute! Is this just a ploy to shoot me with a sun cannon?!
>Heh heh.
kek, the asshole

>>86262816
>>86262856
>>86262869

God, this artwork's lousy.

Thanks, OP.

>>86262993
By the way, this spread is fucking amazing in the physical copy.

>>86271656
It's not bad.

>>86262954
>Kenan choosing not to bully Tubby

truly best boy

>>86262914
>Starro
>in a very densely populated country
>#5 solicit has Starro bomb
REST OF THE JL OF CHINA WHEN?

>>86263004
>Dr Omen didn't see the point
lmao

>>86262954
>BUV
God that car is the best thing ever

>>86272467
Faces are. Legion of Humpty Dumpties.

>>86271263
So Chinese freedom fighters are Keenan's father and his conspiracy group, right?

>>86263004
>Dr Omen didn't see the point

smdh

>>86263043
Chinese LoSH when

>>86262830

lex put on some weight

>>86273906
No idea.

>>86263004

aqua-man blown out

GHOST WOMAN RULE 34 WHEN? /ss/ of course

I really want August General in Iron to mellow out eventually and the Great 10 to be the JSA to the JLC

>>86263957
I kind of wish they hadn't gone for something so blatantly obvious, but maybe if next issue is "Revelations" they'll go ahead and get the reveal out of the way instead of drawing it out.

bumping for others.

>>86276611
This

I like Kenan more than Clark. I never thought I'd be excited for a super-man comic.

>>86276132
It's clear it's suppose to be obvious.

Also does Wonder-Woman want the diugh.

>>86277387
It helps the fact that this book is written by an actual writer and both current Superman books are not.

>>86277910
Even Yang's Clark stuff wasn't that great outside of the Fight Club arc but that can be blamed on being forced to set up and participate in a crossover, I guess

>>86278125
>Hating Superman who fight in a lucha match for tacoes

>>86278125
Yeah, he could've done some good stuff but editorial fucked him over.

>>86266186
>evil
she's not evil, just chinese.

>>86263053
>young animal
What, like the jap comics?

>>86263043
I love how cheesy this is.

>>86265290
They obviously will be. I'm guessing Kenan's symbol is going to represent the bagua and be the token Chinese myth thing in this too. In fact it might well be a specific i ching hexagram.

>>86273275

That's exactly the issue I have with it. Was the issue drawn in China, too? Shoulda just called em The Sense of Right Alliance.

>>86262901
>Prison
I'm pretty sure China would just have them executed

>>86278722
Baron Underbite pls.

>>86269473
Yeah is a little odd.

>>86271656

Shit taste, is great.

>>86262993
>I've prepared
>...a giant sea monster

>>86281746
GENTLEMAN!
BEHOLD...

>>86278338
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Animal
For what I meant.

Freedom Fighters, JL of China, Great Ten

Yes, now use these to make Romance of the Three Kingdoms with super powers, Yang.

>>86282945
>Supes red
>Wonder green
>Bats blue
FUCK ITS HAPPENING
Who is the super Lu Bu though?

>>86262929
Is that supposed to be kryptonite?

>>86278338
It's basically the new version of Vertigo.

>>86262942
>>86262954
>>86262970
daaaaaaaaaw

Tsundere Chinese Wonder Woman is one of DC's better ideas.

>>86263043
Soooo... Do they fight for Taipei then?

>>86265933
I have not auctualy got around to checking out batman or superman yet but if those 2 are good you are completly right.

Unless you count wonder wo-man

And i think supergirl is good but im a little disapointed with the direction its taking.

>>86283056
Smug super who backstabs everyone constantly? Dunno.

>>86266416
Well the 2 teams we have seen so far are using names that were already taken so you need to be able to tell them apart

>>86289373
Captain boomerang of china
Auctual spoilers we need somebody to replace the now dead one

>>86271142
more like chinese shocker than punisher

>>86262954
>>86262970
For fuck's sake, why doesn't DC flaunt their diverse characters the way other companies do??
Baixi is so great.

>>86263004
The Chinese villains actually have some cool designs.

>>86290355
>why doesn't DC flaunt their diverse characters the way other companies do??
Because DC has principles and aren't shameless SJW propagandists.

>>86263032
>>86263043
Blue Condor looks cool as fuck.

>>86262954
>>86262970
How long until Batman adopts Baixi?

New Super-Man 03 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/4aXa9c15/file.html

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New Super-Man 001 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www29.zippyshare.com/v/70R9oixI/file.html

New Super-Man 002 (2016) (Webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/AUP6OAs6/file.html

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>>86263095

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>>86264015

Besides that reference (which I think is in the same issue where they refer to Jonn being temporarily on the League and pissing them off Because Reasons involving some kind of privacy/secrecy intrusion or some such), Starro actually was in five issues of Justice League 3001, but I'm guessing even without Re-Birth, we can treat that entire run as an Elseworld.

>>86265933
>>86289351

He's right, the Superman self-titled has been excellent.

>>86264015
Without seeing it, I'm going to assume it was just yet another homage to that cover of The Brave and The Bold #28. Johns also tried to have Starro present in Forever Evil. As a single dude with a starfish on his face. In the crowd of no-names who gathered in front of the downed satellite HQ.

I really hate obligatory cameos sometimes.

>>86290355
Its a good thing they dont shows they have integrity.

>>86290616
Nah i remember it was auctualy in the city and already defeated.

>>86291221
There were several references to time-skip stuff all over the New 52. I mean, they tried to have it both ways, with Babs being crippled and in rehab and then going back to being Batgirl, and Bruce having 3 Robins in the space of like 1 year, with Dick becoming Nightwing, and Jason dying and coming back from the dead in the next year, and Tim going off to lead the Titans because Demon Spawn had to become the next Robin THAT VERY SECOND. I just got and am reading the third Grayson trade and just realized that, even though I read it when it came out in digital, that they actually make a reference to Dick being Batman in there, which is just absurd.

But Starro was more than just a crowd shot, it was a definite thing that just happened in the past without an actual issue, etc., just like Morrison's Action run happened in the past.

>>86270904
underra

Bumping the greatness that is New Superman

>>86262830
Cute

this is great.

I might actually buy it.

>>86264875
KFC is the actual name of the company now. What if he wanted to specify that he smelled like KFC roasted chicken?

>>86274153
Chinese Legion of Super-Heroes
Anon, that's fucking retarded. The Legion is a special task force of the United Planets. What, did China leave Earth at some point, and form their own interplanetary government?

Oh wait, the presence of at least two(possibly 3, not really sure where the hell Dragonmage is from) Chinese Legionnaires shows that's not the case.

>>86262775
>husbando
>girls on /co/ get wet for an asshole
The woman hating neckbeards were right all along.

>>86262942
I wanna impregnate ripoff wonderwoman

>>86294330
Nah it's fine. Also Chinese Great Ten when

>>86290355
Considering forced marketing around diversity doesn't seem to help sales much I don't mind siding with more of a character integrity thing since it's less obnoxious. All it does is get you some normie headlines for like a week.

But also if you go on other players like CBR they seem to hate the idea of the book thinking it IS a cheap diversity ploy, so if DC actually pushed it in that manner it might have hurt sales rather than helped.

>>86296302
he's learning to not be asshole though

it's the classic wanting to fix a person situation

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>>86262914
Well shit.

>>86297465
>Those wonder tits
fuck man I already fapped

>>86297496
Kenan's abs too, something for everyone

>>86297391
Bitches wanted his dick the first time he picked on the fat kid. It's ingrained into the female psyche to worship assholes because being an asshole is the simplest expression of superiority.

>>86296302
/co/ is more gays than girls, but >>86297629 is true. People loved him from the preview.

>>86297629
Fuck off, Baixi's the real husbando of this book.
He's got the best sense of humor.

>>86262869
It means hope. Didn't you watch the movie, dumbies.

>>86262923
>Nothing but a cheap Chinese imitation of a flawed American concept.
AGiI being straight savage.

>>86262970
i love this book so much

>>86262929
>older Chinese person shoots a child with a super gun and tells them to return to their studies
kek

>>86263043
Killing Kenan is a red herring. The Dragon is Kenan's dad.

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>>86298540

Didn't even realize that.

>>86262775