/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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SEXY

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>>86261797
So you mean normal Connie?

>>86261797
>implying Pearl would interact with Connie if she was mean to Steven

top lel

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Nth for best diamond

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>>86261832
>implying Pearl wouldn't ditch Steven for anyone female even remotely interested in her

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i lov u jasper

>>86261869
Pearl's harem is gonna be YUGE

I saw the last episode

I love Mystery Girl

Like, LOVE Mystery Girl.

Is this what having a waifu is like?

>>86261905
Would you drink bleach for her if she asked you to?

>>86261905
Would you kill yourself over her?

If "no", then no.

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I just feel trapped

I just feel trapped

I just feel trapped

>>86261905
Not yet. Give it a week.

>>86261797
This is what you get when Connie starts hanging round with Pearl's Mystery Girl, who seems to be spending far too many late nights at the Temple.

>>86261912
>>86261918
I WOULD

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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>86261930
Mystery Girl is a bad influence

Steven's been learning swear words from her

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>>86261933
Then do it, your waifu commands it.

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>>86261930
I'm sure Steven wouldn't mind though.

>>86261947
So THAT'S how Pearl is going to say fuck.

>>86261937
This is not the crossover I expected to see today but I'm happy I did

>>86261962
Ok
Goodbye /sug/

>>86261962
That's just Jasper in disguise.

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Why does SU and it's fanbase suck so much nowadays?

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Plum

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>>86261797
We're back, baby!

>>86261997
Because you got old

>>86261997
I wish I could've been here before Peridot became as big as she is now.

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>>86258003
>dark messiah of might and magic
i don't really know.
something real fucked up, i'd imagine.
>peridot's weapon turns out to be the mighty boot, able to cannon people towards spiky surfaces and ledges
>something something ancient gem prophesy about a half-gem prince and a dusty old skull
>SHOW SOME SKILL BEFORE I KILL YOU

>>86262031
Peridot really doesn't need a weapon and neither do the Sneople.

>>86261997
It's always sucked, and I'm including myself in that assessment. It's just in the past we were more joyful and less cynical, now instead of wanting to see Steven capture monsters we want him to plot and instigate a bloody Homeworld revolution.

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Anyone wants me to write a song, I am one of the musicfags from like three weeks ago.

Give me a request and when I wake up in the morning I'll start working on it. Check back tomorrow midday for results?

Love you!!!!!

>>86261850
God damn she's huge, wonder if she'll stay massive when we see her again?

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>>86261797
she clearly got it from her momma

>>86261997
Shipping, waifu fagging, and tumblr all fucked things up.

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>>86262056
She's not that big.

Pic related would be more accurate, assuming all Diamonds are the same size.

>>86261797
I support Pearl Harem.

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>>86261797
She was always a bad influence.

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>>86262090
>>86262047
>>86262021
All wrong. SU started to stuck when it began, because Tumblr was the main audience of the show, and everyone who lies it unironically is part Tumblr.

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>>86262098
shit let's post bloople

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>>86262053
Could you write a song about Armstrong? focusing on what it's like to live with only touch to guide you?

>>86262120

Ahhhh my ultimate fantasy
Being desired for any reason

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>>86262120

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>>86262142

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:)

>>86261937
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>>86262134

Interesting. I don't have any melody or lyrical ideas about that immediately, but I do have an arrangement in mind for a song like that. So, maybe!

>>86262147
>Horny fourteen year old not wanting to take his pants off in front of a cute girl
I'm calling bullshit on that one.

>>86262181
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

>>86262047
They have like 5 or 6 other things they could be doing besides fucking with Homeworld.

>furthering Steven's powers
>taming Bismuth
>saving Jasper and all the other corruptions
>searching for, and reforming the Rubies
>>>townies

>Lapis

>>86262143
Source on the original, I need this for masturbatory reasons.

>>86262212
VAN, YEAH, THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN

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>>86261797
She is a slut after all

http://pastebin.com/E6fHwUmd

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>>86261962

>>86262053
write something with, i'm unsure, your favorite oc gem or something

>>86261947
Dont worry, Greg will set her straight
>>>/aco/853609

>>86262220
depression is never an excuse
just turn that self-loathing into self-hatred and burn it as fuel

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>>86262250
DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

>>86262285
I feel like this is similar to how Steven was conceived.

>take a strange but relatable concept make it into a show
>a family, mostly focusing on a magic boy with magic powers
>give him a dark past so the audience can be suckered in by him
>slowly and slowly sprinkle feminist ideas in, not too much at once, just enough
>audience becomes so engrossed by the adventure they forget they can dislike the show
>start a huge interesting arc with characters the fans genuinely feel emotion for
>start making the filler episodes into feminist norms
>slowly start making the story arc in to those same norms
>turn and entirely unwitting fanbase into loyalists
>next take on the network
ITS A POISON SEEPING INTO YOUR MINDS
WAKE UP PEOPLE

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Please post all Yellow Diamond pictures.

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>>86261937
>>86262181
>>86262212
>>86262250
>>86262295

>>86262295
Needs the Chaaps bag shopped in.

>>86262321
Can you cite some examples of these ideas that were sprinkled in?

>>86262021
Were you around for the catch and release thread? That was the moment her popularity skyrocketed. Easily the best thread i've been a part of and we'll never experience them again thanks to leaks.

>>86262285
Noice

>>86262372
>Were you around for the catch and release thread?

I lurked back then, but no I wasn't there to see it. Any good caps?

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im going to kill myself if pink diamond turns out to be evil

>>86262362
All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people
pearls initial dislike of men "validated"
the entire race of godlike creatures are all women
garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat
the fact that a super human male couldn't lift a sword a 12 year old girl could
the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own
oh yes my friend its slow
its a crawling slow
and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day

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>>86262440
I PD isn't the cute little sister/mom then the crew failed us.

>>86258003
>deus ex
snake people are real, some augmented dude in a baggy trench coat that makes him look bigger than he is has to take them down also the crystal gems save the day and are secretly nanomachines?

>>86262292
I could power an oven at Auschwitz.

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If Pearl "pussypounder" the Renegde doesn't become a Casanova with many different women I'm going to be mad.

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>>86262449
>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own

Yeah, I forgot that Connie saved him from Bismuth and Pearl said it was to be expected that he couldn't fight a gem like her because Bismuth was a strong independent gem woman and Steven is just an inferior male.

>>86262518
>pussypounder

>not using one of the more creative nicknames

>>86262440
>>86262480
So unless we've all been rused by PD and Rose somehow, are you guys saying you want Rose to be completely evil?

>>86262449
Or you know people will realize what's going on and abandon ship which will have the writers either scramble to "correct" it or blame that those viewers were never true fans or whatever. The network will notice when the viewers will drop though and a change will happen in this stupid fucking theoretical situation I made.

Every time I see Pearl and Mystery Girl, I think

'Fuck her Pearl. Fuck her HARD!'

>>86262527
If it weren't for Rose's Sword, he'd be dead.

>>86262418
Na, I remember everyone freaking out and posting "what a lovely day" memes realizing Peridot is getting redeemed. Most people didnt even think it was going to be a Peridot episode.

>>86262449

>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people

not true

>pearls initial dislike of men "validated"

not true

>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women

the gems are portrayed as parasites with a fucked up society. the rebels that defend earth are the tiny minority. gems are not "godlike creatures".

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>>86262544
Yes

>>86262449
>All the men besides the pussy whipped or possibly gay are the shittiest people
Greg is based, the only really shitty ones are Dewey and Lars

>pearls initial dislike of men "validated"
Her dislike of Greg, and it's pretty clear she's the cunt about it.

>the entire race of godlike creatures are all women
And their whole society has a hugely oppressive caste system that regularly conquers worlds and rapes them for resources

>.garnet is literally two lesbians in a trench coat
Can you really have homosexuals if your species doesn't even sexually reproduce?

>the fact that steven will never be able to fight on his own
He soloed Bismuth, who was was on par with Garnet

>and its going to cut your balls off and hang them up as though a trophy on national castration day

Not sure if autistic or just really retarded shitposting at this point.

But yeah Garnet is two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

>>86262554
That one image of Pearl sucking Mystery Girl's cock is the perfect image when I think about their relationship.

>>86262559

Yes, so?

would you rather have a pearl, or 4 rubies and a sapphire

>>86262566
I remember the "yfw it's a yellowtail episode" and plenty of other jokes surrounding the it, but it really is a shame that I missed the thread.

I liked Peri quite a bit back then.

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>>86262182
Right on man, looking forward to what you do with him!

>>86262449
Right, you realize all the horrible, awful things that have happened in the show were caused by females right? You realize every villain is also a female, and their upcoming rival is a white male, right?

No feminist propaganda would ever allow that shit.

>>86262598
Not the point, I was just saying.

>>86262599
rubies and sapphire. Seeing into the future is way over powered.

>>86262620

What are you trying to say though? That he needed a weapon to fight just like everyone else?

>>86262559
That makes no goddamn sense as an argument and you know it.

>>86262449
There are some parts of it which reek of feminism, yes. I'll give you that. I'll also give you that more positive male role models should be in there, but Greg is pretty good, were it not for his complete lack of entrepreneurial skills. I mean how is it not, even from a traditional standpoint, virtuous to prioritize your child over everything? Over your own health (he's fat), your own possessions (he owns basically what he can fit in a van and a storage shed), your own dreams (of being a rock star)?

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>>86262617
Yet feminists still praise the show. Hmm...

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How would you react if Mystery Girl was trans

>>86262640
He's hardly every around Steven, and that's pretty important for a kid to have his parents around. His mom is basically dead, and his dad just ever shows up 30% of the time. Pa and Ma kent from MoS were better parents than him.

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>>86262599
You can keep 3 of the rubies, I just need one to make a Garnet

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>>86262648
Yup, thin, fickle praise.

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>>86262661
Not surprised

>>86262606
I still like her, but now that shes compleley redeemed, a major appealing factor has weared off because of it, also the sudden villian to cutie got a lot of people to convert.

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hey me and my friend faggot lover wanna get matching steven goonaverse tattoos

any ideas?

>>86262661
I'd be more surprised if she wasn't

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>>86262554
Thinking about all the things Mystery Girl is going to teach Pearl about makes me hard.

>>86262672
That's every feminist show though. GoT was getting shat on by feminists, until the show basically killed all the main guys characters except for boy toy Jon Snow. Then every "main" character was a woman and now feminists can't suck the shows feminine dick hard enough.

>>86262606
Then after we realized when it rains will also be a Peridot episode, then back to the barn...oh shit its happening

>>86262664

>He's hardly every around Steven

he raised steven by himself and it's regularly shown that he spends time with steven as much as possible. he even pretended his leg was broke so he had an excuse to spend more time with him.

>>86262690
Get Garnet and Peridots visors tattooed on your faces

>>86262648
Yeah and /pol/ praised the Angry Birds movie for being anti-immigration. Spoiler alert you are finding this sinister conspiracy cause you are looking for it faggot.

>>86262672
I'll still never get over how butt-hurt they got over Bismuth.

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>>86262668
10/10 anon

>>86262664
His dad is around pretty often. Entire episodes have centered around them hanging out, when it doesn't really advance the plot in any meaningful way.

>>86262703
Okay, you realize that being praised by feminists doesn't make something feminist propaganda, right?

>>86262683
Radical conversions in personality tends to turn me away from characters in shows and movies.

I can understand them changing their mind about things, like Peridot did for earth, but something about how she acts now just feels, "off".

>>86262718
oh great, /co/mblr is here

>>86262690
Small, matching Ruby and Sapphire Gems, maybe on opposite shoulders.

>>86262661
grow even harder

>>86262664

>trying to criticize a show you don't watch

>>86262735
>implying it doesn't
There's a reason why feminists praised movies and shows have beta cuck males or SJW dyke females as their directors or lead designers. Star Wars Force Awaken ring a bell?

>>86262742
How does "stop reading too much into what isn't there, faggot." make me /co/umbr?

>>86262766
Bismuth has tattoos, Pearl knows what they are

>>86262759

So once feminists start praising something, the content of something magically changes?

>>86262751
>>86262729
>>86262710
You guys do know i said 30% percent of them time, right? And that's pretty much exactly how many episodes he's in, including the ones he's focused on. No responsible parent is that absent for a growing child. Greg didn't raise his kid. The Crystal fucking gems did. Hell, Steven doesn't even go to school. What a responsible, cool dad.

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>>86262617
The biggest bad is literally a giant white woman, too.

>>86262782
I can tell by that question that you don't actually watch GoT. Cause otherwise you wouldn't need an answer.

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>>86262791

>i dont watch the show but you should take my criticism of it seriously

>>86262791
>how does cinema work
so we see characters like Jason Bourne shower, brush his teeth and put on pajamas, right? That's how that works, right?

>>86262690
the three-diamond symbol, or a rose

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoj2y7DiEPA

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>S dyes her hair another color upon finding out about Rose

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>>86262809
>>86262791
>>86262742

>>86262791
>>86262822

Have we ever seen Greg take a shit?

Greg confirmed for not having to take a shit ever. Did Rose give him these magic powers?

>>86262822
Do you have an actual argument? Humans do human shit off screen. That much is assumed. However, there's plenty of evidence to suggest Greg is hardly ever around. Heck Steven clearly never went to school because when Connie showed him her grades he didn't know wtf he was looking at. I can't believe you guys are actually defending him.

>>86262858
>Did Rose give him these magic powers?
>Rose will never give you a magical anus

Why live?

>>86262858
She clearly set up a magical artifact to bubble out all of Greg's waste, into Pearl's room. This is the main reason Peral does not like Greg.

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>>86262858
>>86262854
>No argument
>Still defend shit parent because they secretly want to be just like him
You guys are pathetic

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>>86262845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqp3VQJokdY

>>86262876
>plenty
okay, show me two

>>86262891
>pearl builds a device to shovel it into amethyst's room
>she never notices

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>>86262854
I was only pretending to b-

!!

>>86262876
>>86262895

>confirmed that greg raised steven
>entire episode where the premise is greg lying so he has an excuse to spend more time with his son

wow what a neglectful father

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>>86262858
for that matter, have we ever seen dewey eat breakfast? or lunch? or anything?
do you know what else doesn't need to eat anything?
sneople

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>>86262534

So, now that we've confirmed that Rose had the power to gift humans with the ability to never have to take a shit, are there any predictions on when Steven when gain this ability?

>>86262895
>talking about the horrors of feminism
>uses a gif from a game about japanese dickgirls
ayy lmao

>>86262672
They started disliking Rose only after Bismuth?

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>>86262900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMoH5BZzimc

>>86262902
>Most episode include Steven at his home, but we never see Greg just chilling out on the couch, or teaching Steven basic Math
>despite knowing Steven does dangerous shit with the Crystal Gems, he doesn't insert himself to prevent most of the danger. Only time when he voiced anything was when Pearl nearly blew her and Steven up in a rocket.
>Again, he doesn't ever take Steven to school, or make sure he gets an education. Not even home schooled
>Greg sleeps in his van, not at Steven's house. Why doesn't he?
>Let's his emotional baggage prevent him from actually teaching Steven how to be emotionally mature.
And many, many more

>>86262937
You do realize that we have never actually seen Steven take a shit before?

>>86262949
Rose is even more irrelevant to Tumblr thanks to S.

>>86262916
Why the fuck did Greg need to lie in order see Steven? Also, he pretended to have a broken leg so Steven would serve him. What a amazing dad right there.

Rose is dead

S. is for the living!

>>86262938
>knows gif source
>somehow parallels dickgirls with feminism
?

>>86262965
>implying he didn't take a shit at the end of C&R
>implying Peridot didn't watch him

>>86262858
>>86262887
Could a gem turn their arm into a tentacle ass probe and bubble the poops out?

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All these losers defending Greg aren't exactly proving anyone wrong when they say the SU fanbase is shit and filled with tumblrites and beta males.

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I related to Jasper

>>86263014
literally yes
>posts the comic about peridot pooping out her hand but pearl telling you she will use her butt like everyone else

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>>86262959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr6Gkv_c8KQ

>>86262964
>>Most episode include Steven at his home, but we never see Greg just chilling out on the couch, or teaching Steven basic Math
Why is this, again? No really, you should know this. Why does Greg not spend time in the house?
Math is not something you need to learn early on when you're a half-immortal creature who needs to, more than anything, learn how to fight. It's particularly not something you need when your literal soulmate is a bookworm whose knowledge you absorb when you fuse with her.

Protip:
>Let's his emotional baggage prevent him from actually teaching Steven how to be emotionally mature.
is not it. Not even close.

So that's maybe one and a half examples vaguely supporting your position? You don't seriously believe this, then?

>>86263006
oh wow what a roast i just got roasted guys someone call the roastmaster because i am done
it's okay to be gay senpai just accept it

>>86262964

>Most episode include Steven at his home, but we never see Greg just chilling out on the couch, or teaching Steven basic Math

Because an episode about Greg having a relaxing evening with Steven would be fucking boring.

>despite knowing Steven does dangerous shit with the Crystal Gems, he doesn't insert himself to prevent most of the danger.

What the fuck is a fat middle aged man going to do against a giant monster? Are you retarded? That's like asking why Alfred doesn't fist fight The Joker.

>Again, he doesn't ever take Steven to school, or make sure he gets an education. Not even home schooled

Yes he is, Steven mentioned in an episode that Greg teaches him.

>Greg sleeps in his van, not at Steven's house. Why doesn't he?

It's already established that Greg doesn't stay at the house because he doesn't want to interfere with his training and magic shit.

>Greg sleeps in his van, not at Steven's house. Why doesn't he?

see above

>>86262992

see above

It's regularly shown that Greg hangs out with Steven whenever he can. It's been established that Greg raised Steven by himself before the gems took him in for training. You're basically saying that if every episode doesn't consist of 11 minutes of Greg and Steven relaxing then that means it doesn't happen often, even though the show heavily implies that it does.

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>>86262748
Looks like that is whats going to go down

Time for some real talk.

Your favorite character is the fucking worst.

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>>86263086
g-greg?!???!?!?!?!!

>>86263046
>Because he's a special snowflake means he should be treated like one
Fuck no. I don't even like Superman, but one of the best things they did for him was have him given as regular a childhood as possible. That little shit went to school and got a basic education. Fighting is all and good, but what about in peace time? And Steven has a lot of down time too, which is why we get so much townie shit. Steven just concerns himself is stupid, unimportant things like his favorites snacks running out. And in the morning he buys himself Pizza and has Kiki deliver it too him, probably when all the other kids are all off at school. Also, Fusion doesn't grant you the other persons knowledge, dumb fuck. We know this. That's why Garnet didn't know Pearl was tricking her. and even if it did, Connie wasn't around for a really, really long time so that point is moot.

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>>86262934

>>86263093
Are you saying Smallville was a good show?

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>>86263086
It's why I love her.

>>86262260
>pastebin is down
SHIT

>>86263063
He did get you, though. To be fair.

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>>86263109

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So is the generally consensus that it's fated for Jasper to come back and "join" the crystal gems?

Did Rose give every human on the planet the magical ability to never have to shit? Think about it. Not once have we ever seen a character shit. It's very possible that gems cured humans of the need to shit.

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I don't know whether to cry or laugh at the people shoveling food into the mouth's of this horde of trolls.

>>86263116
yes truly how tho also have you accepted your gayness yet?

>>86263079
>getting tattoos of a meme show
?

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>>86263033
you're a friendless asshole who grew up as a foster child in a shitty home and are desperate to be perfect but hate yourself because you're not and feel partially responsible for the death of your mom?

>>86263150
We are meme men ;)

>>86263065
>Because an episode about Greg having a relaxing evening with Steven would be fucking boring.
Get five frames of Greg sleeping on the couch or doing taxes. Then never have him in the rest of episode. Done. Story telling without making the entire episode about it.
>hat the fuck is a fat middle aged man going to do against a giant monster? Are you retarded? That's like asking why Alfred doesn't fist fight The Joker.
Missing the point. Greg shouldn't be fighting the monsters, but neither should he be letting Steven put himself in so much danger. He, and Alfred, should've stamped their foot down and said they would not support their destructive life style.
>Yes he is, Steven mentioned in an episode that Greg teaches him.
Must've missed it, but I remember Steven not even knowing what grades were when Connie showed him them.
>It's already established that Greg doesn't stay at the house because he doesn't want to interfere with his training and magic shit.
Even just to give his son a goodnight kiss, or a simple hello in the morning? Why the fuck would that interfere?
>It's regularly shown that Greg hangs out with Steven whenever he can. It's been established that Greg raised Steven by himself before the gems took him in for training. You're basically saying that if every episode doesn't consist of 11 minutes of Greg and Steven relaxing then that means it doesn't happen often, even though the show heavily implies that it does.
Not it fucking isn't, and you know this. And no I'm not. You're missing all the fucking subtext, and don't even know the basic of visual story telling. But what else should I expect from an SU fan.

>>86263140
it's 3AM, what else is there to do?

>>86262043
Sneople aren't real, Ronaldo. Go to bed.

>>86263086
>Mystery Girl
>the worst

Nah

>>86263157
>friendless asshole
yes
>foster child
no
>shitty home
...maybe
>desperate to be perfect but hate yourself because you're not
definitely
>feel partially responsible for the death of your mom?
Nope.

What's my grade?

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>>86263144
You know where the gif came from. It's obviously a porn game, but dick-girl is very specific.
Though I also don't get what the link is between dick-girls and feminism.
Also, yes. I'm okay with fucking a dude, but my tastes are more specific than for women.

>>86263171
>Steven not even knowing what grades were

He didn't understand them when he was in Lars' body, either.

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>>86263171
Dude, haven't you gotten enough (You)'s yet?

Leave Anon alone.

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>>86263208
I'm not done yet

>>86263087
>ruined his only child's self-esteem to he can hang around at his place instead of just asking to spend ore time with him

Memes aside, that's something i love about this show. All the adults have done something that's fucked up and grown from it. Meanwhile, the kids are written like kids.

>>86263198
>beta

>>86263177
Usually I see people trading rock smut around this time, so I'd assume jack it to all those pictures of a crippled lapiss giving a black, ripped, three cocked Peri a rim-job, while a cut-out shows A bound and gagged amethyst slowly digesting inside Lapiss's engorged gut you fucks seem to have laying around.

>>86263086
>Kevin

I don't think you understand how perfect of an atagonist he is

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>>86263134
we know that jasper and bismuth are never coming back because the crewniverse has shit taste and would never do something as cool as let them get their own arcs and/or become permanent allies

>>86263215
Except for Garnet, apparently. She's never shown to do anything bad. Only Ruby and Sapphire are flawed in any way.

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>>86263228
I don't know what show you've been watching but either take your medication or get that concussion checked on

>>86263228
>because the crewniverse has shit taste
Nah, Becky just hates bara women.

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>>86263217
>yfw

>>86263228
Why is Bismuth suddenly popular? She has a really shitty design, and isn't attractive at all. Plus, she's a classist and BLM supporter.

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>>86263238
>literal episode about how she nearly got steven killed

Okay

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>>86263218
Hmm, do you know where I can find that picture?

>>86263220
>Kevin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

>>86263252
Which episode is that?

Anyone have that "Jasper starring as cute af what happened to you since s1.jpg"?

>>86263134
Where a steel blade bends, an obsidian one shatters. This is why surgical blades continue to be made from metal, even though obsidian gives a cleaner cut.

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>>86263218
>>86263255
Alright, that's it. /sug/ is now a degenerate free zone.

Perverts and profligates get out.

>>86263266
I'm guessing he means the one where she gave him future vision and he ended up climbing on the roof during a thunderstorm.

>>86263266
Future Vision you nerd

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>>86263269
Raven and Paul's fucky art styles happened
Also lazy animation teams and koreans forgetting to add her eyelashes

>>86263249
She's tough, makes weapons, isn't a dick (most of the time), isn't stupid like half the other CG's, She want to put the Extreme Back into their Rogue Terrorist Extremist Group, she is best gem, even if you don't want to fuck her. Hell, i'd love to fuck someone WITH her considering she probably has a BBC.

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>>86263040
P-please, stop

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>>86263238

Reminder that Garnet represents the final stage of human psychological development

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>tfw your old ideas about aspects of the show become so outdated by su bombs that you don't even recognize their origins
Why did I try drawing this during Jasper's death? It didn't make sense then and doesn't now.

>>86263319
>BBC

Fuck you for making me remember that we've seen Bismuth's bare crotch.

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>>86263218
That isn't a real picture, is it? Like, that's just an example, right?

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>>86263318
Jasper is CUTE

>>86263346
Lapis eating Amethyst's gem exists. Don't recall seeing the first part.

>>86263360
>>86263346
Correction. Just checked. It was Lapis eating Peridot. and I never want to search 'vore' on tumblr again.

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>>86263333
did you watch all of them? are you sure you don't want to see more?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6tynlMx9g

>>86263378
How would this thing feel about Steven

>>86263395
>faster

I want Cute Jasper to pick me up and hold me

I would feel safe in her large arms

>>86263245
Maybe Jasper and her disapproval of the creation of Steven and Garnet is based on Sugar's encounters with bull-dykes in the gay community finding out Sugar was Bi. It is somewhat similar to how hetero people are sometimes called "breeders".

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What did becky do to deserve such a shitty fanbase?

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>>86263420
Cute Jasper died with Pink Diamond.

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>>86263406

>>86263431
Ed, Edd, & Eddy porn

>>86263431
Honestly, it's just that it has such a broad appeal that multiple "outspoken minority" subgroups watch it.

>>86261797
artist?

>>86262997
Is that you Pearl?

>>86263431
She fucked Ian

>>86263444
That hurts to watch... I'm just glad it wasn't aimed at her crotch..

I wonder what bismuth would think of modern humans weapons...

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>>86263431
Too many boring filler episodes

And not the early filler episodes where Steven comes home after some normie thing and finds the Gems preping cannons or being secretive.

>>86263431
made a shitty show filled with shit writing and lost potential that panders to tumblr and could have been better if it were aimed at a teen audience

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>>86263378
It looks like Malachite fused with a gorilla dipped in rainbow paint.

Now that I think about it, it does kind of look like Bismuth.

>>86263112
Use a proxy, it's fine for me.

>>86263490
Oh she makes another show besides this one?

>>86263478
Bismuth could fire a .950 JDJ standing up.

>>86263490
She stopped working on Adventure Time ages ago m8e

>>86263431
Too many damn plotholes

>>86263378
>Well all know that lapis + jasper = malachite right
>Well we are going to add in bismuth
>"Wow would does that look like?"
>It looks like Malachite with rainbow hair :^)
>"T-thanks'

>>86263431
it's a fine show with a fine fanbase
no fanbase these days is "good" from the outside looking in

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>>86263431
>Made a show where most of the characters are waifuable alien women to attract waifufags and spark waifu wars.
>Made a show with messages of peace, love and tolerance to attract cry-bullies from tumblr.
>Made a show with DEEPEST LORE to attract lorefags that bitch and moan when an episode doesn't immediately and obviously reveal some plot point.
>Made a show with some action to attract fans that complain about SOL episodes
>Made a show that is on the whole pretty comfy to attract comfyfags to argue with the previous two groups.
>Made a show that was actually good so more ot the above groups will find it and keep watching it.


None of these are bad elements in a show, but they attract bad fanbases in a combination that doesn't get along with itself.

>>86263431
>make it gayer.jpg

>>86263521
Honestly most plot holes get filled in if you think about it. The fact the show has around 10 minutes to work with each episode means they have to be brief with what they show, and hint/ imply a lot of what goes on instead of showing it.

>>86263560
Yesterday I was thinking about how it's still possible for humans not to have found any of those gem artifacts like the strawberry field.

It's just pure nonsense.

>>86263579
They HAVE found them, that's what half of Buddy's book was about! the gems are just there to tell them to fuck off and keep this place off your maps.

Has there ever been a scene without Steven apart from flashback?

>>86263579
Buddy Buddwick made an entire book archiving the different gem structures, weapons and locations.

Even if he needed the CGs to help him locate 99% of them, he still located the Strawberry Fields by himself.

>>86263611
A few short ones. The show is pretty much tied to his perspective, it's the only way the show can still pretend to be a kids show with all the fucked up shit that goes on in it.

>>86263611
the entirety of the jasper vs garnet fight

>>86263612
Garnet was there when Pearl told Buddy about the dangerous places, she must have known that he's go and explore them. Did the CGs want humans to know about the gem locations?

>>86262321

>A children's show can defeat four billion years of evolution!

No.

I want to fuck peri

>>86263647
They know absolutely nothing about humans. They must have really thought he'd never go there.

>>86263647
She just knew this human wasn't trouble, thanks to FUTURE VISION. (available at a Garnet near you)

>>86263628
I never thought about it before, but the show is explicitly solely from Steven's perspective. We get to see the fight because he's shown to be watching the it on a screen in the bridge for half a second.

Bravo, Sugar.

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>>86263555

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>>86263667
Here's some lewd Peri for yah.

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>>86263684
THAT'S NOT CUTE

THAT'S NOT CUTE AT ALL

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>>86263667
Let's make this interesting

>>86263693
please kill off peridot rebecca

>>86262009
>afro
whew...
The artist sure dodged a bullet there

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>>86263693
>>86263698

>>86263677
That makes me feel annoyed with Steven.

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>>86263431
gave jasper uncurable space aids before giving her her own arc

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>>86263690
Do you dare click on this one?

>>86263712
Why?

>>86263728
Well kind of fed up seeing him in every scene.

>>86263734
are you tired of steven's universe

perichode

>>86263712
He wasn't physically in SWI for very long.

>>86263734
We've also repeatedly been shown and told the gems do cool shit without him all the time, but because Stevie doesn't see it we don't get to either.

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>>86263431
>appealing to mentally ill teenagers
>no consequence

She reaps what she sows

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>>86263724
Yes. It's better but a bit uncanny.

Here is a cute and comfy Peri getting ready for winter.

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>>86263724

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/sug/, what would you do to Pearls feathery cloaca?

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>>86263747
Gems don't need to bundle up, unlike humans.

>>86263770
Just because you don't need to doesn't mean you can't.

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>>86263747
More for yuh

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>>86263764
I'm not a damn degenerate

>>86263778
She doesn't even need a blanket, what with all of that warm, termite-infested hay the barn has.

>>86262809
So are you saying it does? If so, then I say you are the one who doesn't watch the show

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>>86263456
drockdraw on pixiv

www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14141628

>>86262992
He did build the whole house though, mainly for Steven , since the gems already had their rooms

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>>86261797
>>86261869
>>86261963
why have I had to wait this long for a source

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>>86263828

>>86262241
http://read.tomochan.today/

>>86263828
He should've died back in the first game.

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>>86263667

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Hail the glory of Chairman Stevonnie.

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>>86263847
>they're 14
>they're

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>>86263828
Because people can't into saucenao.

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>>86263297

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>>86263297
You can't throw Steven out of his own general.

>>86263849
But then he couldn't have been the best character in season 2

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>>86262544
I'll settle for innocently bound to her function and unable to change over mustache twirling evil. It shows that Rose had to off her for the world and feeds the whole no true bad guys thing in War.

>>86263894
William Carver would like to have a word with you

>>86263914
How can you speak without a face

>>86263925
I went back to Howe's with Jane, so Kenny is super dead

Has there been any art, official or otherwise, of all those CG's Bismuth kept talking about?

>>86263446
>>86263464
>>86263555
>>86263717
She dindu niffin wrong.

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So... Was"The Anwser" already ripped somewhere?

>>86263940
Crazy Lace, Biggs and Snowflake? Nope, none.

>>86263949
I think it was Merchant Anon who did a storytime in one of the /sug/ threads, just start going back in the archive.

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>>86263940
I haven't seen any, but I'll be surprised if there aren't fanartists that ran with the idea
I feel stupid for not thinking to ask myself this earlier
>>86263951
thanks, I was just about to check their names
Pearl x Biggs is canon by the way

>>86263341
We...have??

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I sometimes wonder why they made some of the characters look so sexual in some ways, yet repulsive in others...

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>>86263987

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Why did Rose fuck monkies?

>>86263949
Was bored, found the thread for you >>86192617

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>>86263684

>>86264012
Gotta sate that zoophillia man.

>>86264012
I'm sure a bunch of other CGs did a bunch of other cuked up stuff aswell, they were basically every deviant and divergent gem in the Gempire. There had to be more than one sick freak among them.

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Alright, why does Sugar insist on making townie only episodes when Last One Out of Beach City showed how much better the Gems pull it off?

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>>86264007
To make it clear that not everyone can be a perfect as she is.