Mystery Girl is straight Edition
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>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
- Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkMmnGsymhA&feature=youtu.be&t=24s [Embed] [Embed]
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/ [down]
https://arch.sug.rocks/ [alternative archive - thank you Kody!]
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>Bi people don't exisit
Isn't this the one place in 4chan that isn;'t supposed to eb full of shitlords
Here we go.
Is there any reason to still hope it isn't a 100% townie episode?
SEXY
I want more Doc.
So, what short-term problems has the show established that still haven't been solved?
>>86249532
>>86249532
Best thread.
Pearl deserves to suffer. Does Greg know what happened in Rose's Scabbard?
>>86249563
(You)
Lappy makes me happy
>>86249578
nope time for /sug/ to die now
Edit requests?
>>86249594
Peridot's pregnancy and Lapis's eggs.
>>86249563
Speak english pal.
>>86249594
don't do it steven! don't fire chekhov's gun!
>>86249532
We're back, baby!
>>86249606
>>86249587
Here.
>>86249594
Gonna get some flak for this.
But we might need a revised testimony of Lapis getting trapped in the mirror.
Or at least her flashbacks as some things that should be there, aren't.
Should be doing lapidot today maybe. Still working on jasper
>only 3 posts out of 16 didn't have images attached
>>86249608
Garnet's Stevonnie sign saying "LITERALLY UNDERAGE"
>>86249608
this with anybody you want
First for Baby Poel
>>86249634
I really like these
>>86249601
Why does tumblr hate bis?
>>86249638
>>86249608
Edit Steven to look like Steven King.
>>86249608
This but with Garnet without her visor.
>>86249608
doc please?
DOING QUICK DOODLES, KEEP IT SIMPLE
>>86249594
I'll list EVERY problem.
>Corrupted gems running around
>corrupt gems waiting in bubbles
>bubbled crazy bismuth
>Steven scared of his mom
>bubbled moldy Dogsper
>lapis is depressed and quite evil and never said sorry to anyone
>Pearl will now grapple Rose weirdness with MG who's waiting for her call
>Mirror shit
That's it.
>>86249634
These are great.
>>86249678
Sapphire calling the police on doc.
>>86249634
Bismuth giving steven a piggy back ride would be cute as hell.
4.2 light years away
I was slow to begin but I'm ready to fade
I've been alone now for my whole life
And I see black while you see white
In the dark, I'm burning light for you
And that way, you can follow me home
I'm like a star
I'm burning out fast
I try to shine
But it's never gonna last
Can't you see me just letting you down?
With all my friends, I'll make a picture
But in the morning I'll be gone
>Steven universe character
>Straight
>>86249532
Preview for Onion's Gangthe real link: https://dl.sug.rocks/leaks/CARE1008301600014006_B13R1.mp4
>>86249678
Rose slapping the shit out of Jasper
>>86249563
Bikey Dikey doesn't look bi to me.
So are people hyped for MORE FUCKING TOWNIES?
>>86249585
good shit
gooooood shiiiiiiit
>>86249678
Jasper dead in a salad with a GIGANTIC spoon in her ass
>>86249633
Oh I love that image, dude! What in particular is missing? I can't really think of anything that needs to be cleared up with Lapis' backstory.
>>86249678
Sapphire with a party hat on looking not very amused with this bullshit.
>>86249657
Gays hate bi's becasue they feel like it invalidates their arguments that they were born gay instead of their sexuality simply being a preference.
>>86249678
Pearl killing Mystery Girl.
>>86249731
>that posing Yellow Tail
>>86249532
cucked again by the murdercock
Where is all the fanart of Jeff? I thought Steven Unierse fans liked shota
>>86249693
>>Mirror shit
Did I miss something?
>>86249731
Oh wow, just from this one frame alone is there like 2-3 problems.
>>86249629
Traveling Lap
>>86249640
>>86249765
we need steven getting cucked by jeff with connie
Daily reminder that bismuth still exists and is best forgotten waifu.
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.
>>86249532
http://www.strawpoll.me/11219432
No votes for Peridot is the biggest bullshit ever.
>>86249790
>2 t's
it's cute though.
>>86249699
doc?
>>86249808
>>86249790
Thanks!
>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
>>86249799
I think there's one in spanish. And they also did a redraw where Connie gets cucked by Jeff.
Lots of saliva.
If any drawfolk could do some kind of Steven and the Crystal Gems/Jem and the Holograms mashup, that'd be wonderful.
>>86249736
Why Lapis went to earth in the first place.
Just saying "i went to earth" with no explanation is highly questionable and could be hiding something that might cause a shift in the conversation.
Also why she stuck up for Homeworld when they are mainly the reason why she was tortured and cracked.Also how she wasn't brought back when PEARL TOOK HER TO FUCKING ROSE QUARTZ, unless she hid her in her gem
>>86249678
Can you draw Pearl and Bloople please.
>>86249812
>3 way tie
>no votes for peridot
this is hilarious
>>86249817
The Ruby in the Ruby Squad with the suspenders, Visor, and chest gem.
>>86249766
Rose, Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst kept a living gem trapped inside a mirror and used her as a tool as a decade or more.
Mirror Gem
>pearl: SQUAAAWK! SHOW ME THE GALAXY WARP! SHOW WITH THE GALAXY WARP RIGHT NOW
>(shakes the mirror)
Same Old World:
>Lapis has a full blown panic attack just looking at the Galaxy Warp
>Steven almost fell off of her to his doom
>>86249849
>>86249860
The reason is that a Lapis Lazuli is extremely dangerous you dumbasses. Especially on a planet made up of 80% water.
>>86249860
>Steven almost fell off of her to his doom
>fell off of her
>fell
Remember when people thought his friends would be corrupted gems or mutants?
>>86249808
i love her so much
>>86249860
By Lapis' own account she was imprisoned in the mirror by homeworld gems and left at the galaxy warp when they fled. Pearl found her later.
>>86249763
It will happen.
>>86249657
Because they're "straight-passing" even though said tumblrites try to pretend pic related is the same as being gay.
>>86249888
The CGs don't know that.
And honestly Lapis was extremely upset she was trapped, had they negotiated and found out Lapis was inside it and let her free, she wouldn't be known for her extremely angry first appearance.
Of course there is more to the past then that, unfortunately we have to hope we see it otherwise Lapis's sketchy flashback, is fact.
>>86249914
>>86249916
Yes, didn't imply otherwise did I
>>86249833
that doesnt sound christian at all
kek
e
k
>>86249736
Not them, but some things could be covered to make her story more robust. I don't think she's outright lying or that she's actively hiding anything, but explaining what she was exactly doing, saying whether she was loyal to PD or if she was just helping with construction of the colony, and covering just how loyal she was to HW (because honestly she doesn't seem like she even really gives a shit about loyalty to HW because she hasn't even mentioned her diamond) would be interesting.
>>86249924
Yes good
Thank you
>>86249940
so pretty...
>>86249944
Well, I would guess they just didn't know who was trapped in the mirror.
>>86249955
are we getting back at the "Lapis is a spy" theory again?
>>86249972
>>86249849
That one's funny, where'd you get that?
I guess the reason she went to earth didn't seem very important to me. I don't remember her sticking up for homeworld, she was pissed off at the crystal gems because they kept her in the mirror for thousands of years without caring about who she was. She wanted to get back to homeworld because of course she did, it's her home. Plus, you can say that homeworld is the main reason she was tortured and cracked, but it never would have happened if the crystal gems hadn't rebelled in the first place, and I doubt that is lost on Lapis.
>>86249955
this reminds me of that other img where it looks like steven is peeping under her skirt....sneaky bastard
>>86249735
>>86249992
Why the fuck would she spy on people she could destroy with little effort?
>>86249992
Lapis is a spy and Pearl shattered Pink Diamond
>>86249992
How did I imply that, that's a retarded edgelord theory anyway.
>>86249844
I have these from a /u/ thread, don't know who drew them
>>86249670
>>86250007
nice img anon, really pretty
>>86249830
>Implying Pearl hasn't drugged Steven and raped him in his sleep already.
Jasper dressed as Lum from urusei yatsura anyone got art of that?
>>86250041
>>86250023
>waiter, there is a cheeto in my salad
>>86250051
Well I do have a fair bit of Lapis, so.
>>86250037
no you didn't imply that, is just that it reminded me of that theory
>>86250023
I have seen such things
>>86250030
>all these parallels between Pearl and Lapis are just for fake deep lore and will never go anywhere
UP
SHIT
MY
FUCK
>>86250049
I'll take it!
>>86250078
nice collection then anon
>>86250011
http://drawendo.tumblr.com/
He lurks from time to time on here.aren't cha?
Lapis is kinda hiding how or why she was kept in the mirror by our rag tag group of CGs though, i mean regardless of her alignment she should have been brought out by Rose and patched up the minute she saw a crack.
Something is kinda fishy about that part.
I also question how deeply Lapis knows just how closely related to the war our CGs are.
Sure Pearl and Garnet may have been right hand gems, but Lapis shouldn't know thatunless she perhaps overheard it.
>>86250100
It's actually starting to make me a little nuts
I was totally hearing Pearl in Lapis' voice in Ocean Gem.
>>86250119
Yeah it is.
>>86250057
Hmmm I might be able to do something.
>>86250030
this has to mean something, right?
the parallels between them are just too many to ignore
Which rubie is best rubie?
>>86250152
she gives me life
>>86249608
this with Jasper as Squidward and any gem of your choosing saying "Fusion"
>it's a townie episode
>it's an Onion episode
>it's filled to the brim with Crewniverse approved """jokes"""
>one of the characters will invariably cry
>>86250186
You're not really much of a talker, are you?
CHECK THIS OUT!
>>86250209
Kek
>>86250180
Wait, what happens if Ruby (Gauntlet) fused with Ruby (Shivel)?
What weapon would that produce?
>>86250214
HOLY SHIT
>>86250124
She was kept in the mirror because the CG were assholes that sucked dick. Nothing implies they purposely trapped for some weird reason like her being a spy or anything like that. Pearl is even surprised that Lapis was so powerful implying that she knew shit all about her,which I'm realizing supports my theory that our Lapis is a mutant "perfect" Lapis Lazuli if Pearl was surprised by her strength.
>>86250214
YO WHAT THE SHIT!?!?!??!
>>86249799
>son of murder cock
>ever getting cucked
Shit taste, senpai
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>86250209
Jesus fucking Christ Pearl
>>86250214
OH BOY
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>86250257
>>86250210
All these upward shots of Pearl seem lewd to me.
>>86249731
>vidalia's face
>>86250244
>Perfect Lapis
I'm jogging that down for the future in case Jasper isn't the only "GOOD" mistake for homeworld.
But really unless the CGs didn't notice the big cracked gem on the back of the mirror Rose would have at least attempted to heal it or communicate with it.
REEEEEEEEE why must it be a townie filler episode
>>86250210
I know! I can't wait!
>>86250228
They say sapphires weapon is brass knuckles, cuz cg ruby's is a gauntlet without spikes, so eyeball Garnet would probably be either a shiv with spikes or a knuckle duster with knives attached like some weird set of wolverines claws
>>86250290
Unless Rose knew who she was and just how powerful and angry she'd be.
Pls
Rose:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
Rainbow Quartz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdZAkA4VpA
Greg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmPMMitJDYg
Cluster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
>obvious
Sugilite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1EqEj_SCU
Yellow Diamond:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9BMRQzJJBY
>/obvious
Lapis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
Peridot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
Malachite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja7tLaUM8E
Mystery Girl (kek):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-5VAmOAz8
Steven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
>full circle
Connie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXIzyquw-kc
Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg
>>86250100
>>86250137
There will be absolutely no meaning to the Pearl/Lapis parallels. You're only noticing them as parallels because you make it seem like so.
>>86250212
no anon, not at all, is just that Lapis...
left me speechless...
>>86250209
>>86250109
Dude thanks so much, this is going to be a reaction image of mine for years to come.
>>86250321
>Rose knew letting Lapis out was a bad idea because she'd be mad regardless.
Huh, that could be reason enough especially if Lapis gave any clear signs of being mad through the mirror.
>>86249854
>>86250334
She is pretty easy on the eyes.
>>86249731
How did vidalia ended up yellowtail ?
>>86250331
>"just let me do this for you!"
>"why dont you just leat me do this for you Rose?"
>both loyal to Steven
the evidence is there anon, not that much but still
>>86250331
>all these obvious parallels
>fucking this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfufCrE0Jl8
either the Crewniverse are hacks or this is building up to something
>>86250153
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaM49WDG5tw 3:47 - 3:54
>>86250378
>a generic line about wanting to protect someone
Oh gee so similar. And Lapis isn't nearly as devoted to Steven as Pearl is to Rose.
>>86250368
yes she is, her design has something that i just found fascinating and beautiful
>>86250180
>>86250228
>>86250316
I don't think that same-gem fusions actually mix weapons. It's just headcannon, but I think that's only a crossgem fusion thing.
>>86250392
This isn't the only shit they have in common. They're both mentally ill abusive rapists, and they both wanted Steven to die at some point.
Shit about Lapis leaving the earth paralleled Pearl's desire to go back to homeworld in Space Race.
Way too many things to just be a coincidence.
>>86250414
>>86250209
this is not ok
Onions friends aren't just autistic, they look generally mentally retarded, this isn't a pro special needs episode is it?
>>86250392
thank you anon, that's what i meant
PUT
THE LEAKS
IN THE BAG
>>86250403
>calling coincidence on a show built on callbacks and leepest dore
I guess that line about the Cluster in Jailbreak was just a throwaway line :^)
>>86250452
>both let Steven fall to his death
give me their arc Sugar I know it's coming
It's getting late and you're feeling sleepy. The full moon is hanging high in the sky, shinning down bright bringing you just enough light to be able to see. You turn your head to the side away from your computer screen and see this looking back at your from behind the pane of glass..
Would Smoky Quartz be cute with Connie added?
>>86250209
FORTY KEKS
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K
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>Somebody posted Merchant Anon's haul onleddit.
Uh oh, he's not going to be happy about that.
>>86250497
I delete my Diamond.
I have no idea who these kids human parents are, but it bothers me that I don't know.
>>86250498
Reminds me of the girl from the thing the Scott pilgrim guy did
>>86249801
>>86249608
Some gems doing some Jojo poses.
>>86250364
YES
>>86250509
>>86250509
Second time in a fucking row, he must have some very high tier reddit friends to get backstabbed twice.
>>86250374
Single working mother hooking up with a more stable guy is pretty common.
>>86249693
also
>mysterious orb in moon base
>YD is going to start wondering about what happening all the troops she sent to Earth
and yet we get episodes about fucking side character's relationships with one-off characters
>>86250478
I hope they interact soon, I'm betting it'll be intense and melodramatic as heck
Just thinking out loud.
Ocean Gem
>Steven whips out his shield to block Lapis' attack
>upon doing so, a resounding metallic tone is generated that collapses all of Lapis' water constructs
It made me think of how sound is what the Diamonds somehow employed to make gems go corrupt at the end of the war
Could the shield and tone it produces have something to do with corruption? Rose saved herself and a few friends from corruption with just her shield. It's not the 360 fully covered bubble shield, either.
I've been musing with ideas related to how Lapis' mirror reflection powers can not only show everything she has ever seen, but the sounds that come with it too. How could the fact that she was there when the "corruption song/bomb" went off not come up? And little things that may or may not be relevant, like Jasper slamming the wall and trembling when
>STOP SINGING
>>86250455
see what im talking about? :D
>>86249812
Can someone explain /freaks/ to me?
>>86250576
jasperfags are /freaks/
dont know why tho
>>86250209
nice
>>86250392
Even their voices sound similar
>>86250576
autism meme built up by disgusting jasperfags
>>86250565
Maybe, maybe not.
>>86250576
Can you just lurk for literally one thread. Eventually they'll show themselves.We're always here
>>86250564
>Rose saved herself and a few friends from corruption with just her shield. It's not the 360 fully covered bubble shield, either.
>>86250616
>orange popsicle
That's suggestive
>>86250392
>>86250608
>both are broadway singers
>the two are actually close friends in real life and go on tour together frequently
H A P P E N I N G
>>86249731
Man, this episode looks awful.
What can you do, I guess? After a 10/10 episode I shouldn't be expecting too much.
>>86250498
I was going to order you to delete this but this is actually kind of cute.
>>86250539
>he must have some very high tier reddit friends to get backstabbed twice.
I already saw the post, it's the same idiot that posted the pins early.
I guess I'll have to talk about to him about it, this is starting to get annoying.
>>86250651
Have they ever talked to eachother?
>>86250651
Shit anon I'm starting to believe it
http://duchell.tumblr.com/post/123821746375/pearllapis-parallels
Even their designs are kind of similar
>>86250285
are you saying you have more...?
So, finally back, watched the new episode with bad pearl finally. I find it kinda funny that the first concert I ever went to was on the same day this episode came out. There was like 4 rock/garage bands there too so it was kinda nice. Anybody else go to any concerts recently?
>>86250642
>>86249532
What's that stupid kid from Undertale doing here?
>>86250664
>Steven hangs out with a bunch of special needs kids
I'd put money on this being the worst episode yet.
>>86250673
>That Image
it looks so familar, what game is that from man?
>>86250616
wow...lewd
i like it
>>86250678
DeeDee and Jennifer? They sing in a quartet together.
Pearl and Lapis? They haven't exchanged any words yet.
>>86250703
like i said before
undertalefags will go crazy over this shit
prepare for the flood of autism
I'm taking a sketch request, any good ones?
>>86250700
what the fuck man
>>86250700
Is that a pic for ants?
>>86250740
>like
>>86250703
God Steven looks stupid in that shot
>>86250678
Have you ever talked to a girl besides your mom faggot
>>86250628
No you're right
Don't know for sure
>>86250497
Would fug
>>86250771
How many Rubies does it take to start the boiler..?
None, because she is the boiler.
Will we ever get an episode without Steven? Steven being in LOOOBS felt like the most forced thing ever, what's a kid even doing at a rock concert?
Wait, so Zuke left the show forever?
>>86250743
I know the vas are friends, I meant the characters.
It seems a little weird to start shipping them when they haven't even said two words to each other yet.
>>86250576
I think this started it
>>86250684
>they both walk on water
>holo Pearls VS Lapis water clones
>>86250793
EBIN XD
>>86250773
that booty
noice
>>86250814
You could say that
She committed suicide
>>86250809
The entire show is Steven's perspective.
>>86250818
No, started long before that.
>>86250814
wow wait, hold yer horses
what happened?
>>86250809
Super Watermelon Island technically.
>>86250727
I think that title belongs to Sadie's Song.Despite the memes, what actually made it the worst for me was just how boring the premise/episode itself was. I actually WANTED the episode to end.
>>86250841
That's dumb and I don't like him.
Well I got off the phone with guy that presold the pins to, This shouldn't happen again.
But if it does...
>>86250738
It's from Ratchet: Deadlocked/Ratchet: Gladiator.
>>86250815
Nobody is even shipping them.
It's weird to us that they have never even exchanged a single word when the characters have so many parallels drawn out before them and the fact that Lapis lived inside Pearl's forehead for millennia long.
>>86250818
nah, but they freaked out (pardon the pun) when that line was said.
I honestly don't know where it came from but it's been around for a while. The only thing I know of that might have pushed it is pic related, but I'm pretty sure it predates the image as well. All I know is it stuck, much to some anons' chagrin.
>>86250814
Only twitter, she has been active on tumblr.
>>86250815
>It seems a little weird to start shipping them when they haven't even said two words to each other yet
welcome to shipping my dude
>>86250818
Nope, that was just validation
>>86250576
I think way back in the day, there was a fancomic where Jasper gets it on with an intimidated yet intrigued human anon and calls him a freak for getting aroused by such things.
So it stuck as a name for all who waifu Jasper despite her being so tough and butch.
>>86250771
Bismuth smiling with a flower crown on her head.
>>86250642
That Popsicle isn't even half as long or thick as Jasper's finger
I'd be embarrassed for her, her gem is already undersized
>>86250815
I'm not shipping them at all, I just strongly believe there will be an arc for the two characters soon with all the parallels that can be drawn from them, which may end up in them being close friends kinda like how Amy and Peri ended up.
>>86250774
that booty
nice
>>86250870
Forgive me for jumping to conclusions. The way these posters were talking it seemed like they were expecting them to hook up or something.
>>86250180
Navy desu
>>86250904
If Amethyst and Peridot are each other's parallels.
And Pearl and Lapis are the same.
Does that mean fusion guru Garnet will teach Jasper about healthy fusions?
>>86250910
>>86250928
she's pretty great too.
>>86250904
>Ame got Peri
>Garnet get Jasper
>Pearl get Lapis
>>86250930
I'm expecting it to end up like that, Jasper and Garnet can be stronk buddies
This just a marathon?
http://imgur.com/a/mZuix
TOWNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>86250772
? Why do you say that?
>>86250977
Why would Jailbreak be on there if Mr.Universe is Greg
>>86250948
fuck, she is hot no matter what she puts on
I just got fired from my first job /sug/, what do I do now?
I had it for 3 months but since I got fired I can't put it down on an application so now I've got a 4-month gap that I need to explain. What the hell am I supposed to do?
>>86251005
Greg trapped Jasper in a fusion and went to the bottom of the ocean DYEWTS?
>>86250999
Not even indexer or an indexer acolyte, but that image was shameful. Why would you post such a small pos image?
>>86250883
I used to think pic related was part of the comic, but I think not - I recall seeing the /freak/ origin comic posted on /sug/ once or twice and the drawing style was different. Hm.
Does anyone have it?
>>86251006
Even nothing looks good on her.
>>86250814
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Lauren_Zuke
>and was previously also a storyboard revisionist in the show Steven Universe.
im sorry what happened?
>Lauren Zuke started the internet trend of drawing 'Bad Pearl', having posted the first picture on August 27, 2014.
>In "Last One Out of Beach City", Pearl's clothes are resembling her Bad Pearl.
so she did started that shit and made her fanart canon?
>>86251029
Put it on anyway!
>>86251029
What happened?
>>86251029
depends on your financial situation, I lasted a good 5 months when living with my parents but now have a decent job and income.
>>86251046
fuck anon
this is some good stuff
>>86251046
Wow lapis had a disaster doing Meepmorp arts and crafts and got glitter EVERYWHERE
>>86251006
even wearing water
>>86251081
>peri raising her hands like a watermelon Steven sacrifice
>>86251060
and if the interviewer asks my former boss about me?
>>86251072
I've got 6000 saved but my mom is charging me 1200 a month because we'll be homeless if I can't pay. that doesn't include food or anything
>>86251110
What did you get fired for
>>86251110
Well, how badly did you fuck up? Did you accidently $20,000 worth of equipment or something?
>>86251086
She isn't the brightest
>>86251107
i laughed
then i remembered lapis in a way did eat steven
fuck
>>86251105
yeah hehehe, btw do you have sauce on that one?
i think that there are 2 comics
>>86251106
pretty :)
>>86251057
She went from being a revisionist to an actual storyboard artist
>>86251107
Do gems even bleed?
>mfw the archive is back
>>86251138
I wish there were an easier way..
>>86251146
Very pretty.
>>86251158
they will
>>86251158
Yes it just take a bit more force
>>86251057
Anons here say Sugar drew Bad Pearl first.
>>86251158
SHE WILL
>>86251107
that part was weird
malachite call the watermelon "Steven", but only Lapis calls him like that, Jasper calls him "Rose", am i missing something?
my addition to the board
>>86251138
>the oven mits are RIGHT there
kek
>>86251146
I got it awhile back so no idea, but I do have the other comic
>>86251168
Don't we all, anon
>>86251158
P had raspberries all over her body during her fight with sugilite, I can't imagine you would get those without the presence of blood, but i'm pretty sure that blood would just be a construct like the rest of the body.
I'm just gonna leave this right here.
>>86251129
>>86251134
I figure it was mostly my anger issues slipping out. It's the only reason my boss gave that wasn't completely false.
>>86251158
Fuck off batfleck
>>86251207
Not the guy that asked, but thanks.
>>86250838
Sauce and I might believe it
>>86251158
When Garnet got cut in half there was liquid flowing out of her before she unfused.
Pearl also had red bruises all over her body when fighting Sugilite.
>Jasper is unbubbled
>corruption's more muted, but it's growing again
>Steven tries to help
>Jasper knocks him away again
>"I don't need YOUR help, Rose. I can fight this on my own."
>starts clenching her fists and stands up again despite the corruption spreading
>"I!"
>Jasper pulses with fury, grinds her teeth and shakes
>"CAN FIGHT THIS!!!"
>the corruption suddenly slows, and stops, and steam rises from her body
>"ON MY OOWWWNN!!!!"
>the horns and blue skin dissipate, and bubble back into her form, as Jasper emerges, shaking and wobbling, but then firm and whole, and back to normal
>Jasper fought her corruption back down, through sheer force of will
>she chuckles, looking at her complete form again, and then laughs, then roars, hearty victorious laughter, shaking the temple
>her laughter dies down "...all on my own..." and she makes five little laughter hmms, to the tune of the Stronger than You catch, while slowly turning to Garnet with a evil grin on her face
>she then points a finger at Garnet, and her hands shifts and morphs as a little blue jasper monster dog face morphs out, barking angrily in its awakening, then opening its 'mouth', and firing a bright beam straight through Garnet, making her poof
>Jasper is now stealing powers from corrupt gems, turning herself into a supercharged version of herself with a swirling mass of corruption underneath that she keeps in check through sheer rage and determination
How would you feel about the beginning of Jasper Mark 3 turning out like this?
>>86251193
that was lapis, and her secret, dark desire to devour steven and have him inside her for eternity
>>86251193
It's either
>Lapis was nuts the whole time so of course she'd eat Steven
>Lapis had control when saying "Steven" but the Jasper suddenly took control and gobbled him up
I have so many questions for every stage of the malachite ordeal honestly.
>>86251110
let me guess....you fucked you boss´ daughter?
oh wait this is 4chan, nevermind...
>>86251215
>Navy
THICC
>>86251215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1IfrKO4Nk
>>86250869
So what are you gonna do now?
>>86251228
Well what other reasons did he give
Those are what he might be telling your new employer, too
>>86251193
Lapis is a vore fetishist, that's how she expresses her love for Stevie
>>86251141
Lapis is thirsty for him, just that...
>>86251193
Only Lapis calls Steven Steven. Jasper always calls him Rose. It was Lapis wanting to kill Steven again.
>>86251185
Because she did
Dont ever listen to fan made wikis
>>86251215
Oh wow this is terrific! Does the artist draw more human rubies?
One Doc Point for you troubles.
>>86250323
>Pearl
>SMiLE.dk Butterfly
you got the wrong song m8, is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-A8DAbSqo4.
>>86251241
Her butt is not that big, you saw those underwhelming cheeks sauntering away in Gem Hunt
>>86251193
Lapis was constantly fighting to stay in control. Maybe the Lapis side of Malachite recognized the Watermelon Steven as Steven, but then the Jasper side attacked. I like to think that on days where Lapis had more control, Malachite would be really kind to the Watermelon Stevens since they reminded her of her friend.
>>86251256
i miss this show.
>>86251215
More like five of these, yet somehow even more expendable.
>>86251243
Remember that Lapis and Jasper were probably experiencing crippling hallucinations for months and were continuing to experience those hallucinations, so they probably had no idea what was even happening and couldn't tell what was reality and did insane shit just because.
>>86251308
But we were led to believe Jasper NEVER had control until she snapped the chains away right before fighting Alexandrite
It's confusing
>>86251241
Fuck off faggot
Nobody cares about your fanfictions
Did she have good intentions?
>>86251281
jen-iii.tumblr.com
Not them but decided to provide the link.
Weirdly enough they draw in two different styles.
Pics like that.
Or something that closely resembles the show's style of drawing.
>>86251345
Nah she was batshit.
>>86251169
yes she is
>>86251207
fuck anon, thanks a lot!
nudist Lapis is hot as shit
>>86251345
OF COURSE, UNTIL THAT BITCH OF A GEM ROSE QUARTZ MURDERED HER IN HER BED
>>86251345
That would make the most sense storywise.
>>86251330
>Lapis and Jasper were probably experiencing crippling hallucinations for months
Like Stevonnie's hallucinations and that butterfly shit, fusion is crazy.
>PD getting shattered over and over again
>Lapis being stuffed into a mirror over and over
>>86251264
I'm not quite sure. Part of me says to leave that site alone, but another part sees potential advertising there.
>>86251302
That was Jasper in battle mode. As an Era 1 gem, Jasper can bodymorph herself into a fighting form, but in relaxed modes she got curves on muscles on curves and retires to a harem of collared Pearls on Homeworld that satisfy her every desire.
>>86251308
i can see that, but the thing is that these watermelon stevens had this ritual for some time, implying that this wasnt the first time malachite ate a proxy steven....this is getting weird man.
>>86251344
You can't make me.
>>86251158
they don't got the time to bleed
>>86250498
you fixed her...
>>86251392
I'm surprised the two aren't absolutely fucked in the headI mean they are but not completely insaneafter that.
>>86251265
That my work wasn't getting done, which is bullshit since I did everything that was asked of me and met every deadline except one (which was physically impossible to make since it would have required me to do 48 hours of work in 12)
There was something else about me not completing my work independently while also saying that they couldn't have me interact with clients (given that it wasn't in the job description and I have a disability preventing me from doing so, that one is bullshit as well)
>>86251258
she will eventually fuck him, fear not anon
>>86251345
SHE JUST WANTS HER MOMMY BACK
>>86249678
Peridot shit posting?
>>86250498
amazing how making cartoons not fat shits makes them instantly more likeable
>>86250498
I highly doubt Connie is enough to thin out Smoky Quartz that much.
>>86251449
They're seriously tough
>>86251464
Too bad
>>86251215
>plz b lewd
>plz b lewd
>can't find source
Is it lewd?
>>86251464
is it weird I want jasper to bang her mom??
>>86249571
is it time for /blue/?
>>86251514
MAYBE A LITTLE
>>86251509
FUCK
>>86251464
dead mom lol, jasper probably never even met her if she was made in the middle of the war
>>86251526
Possibly.
>>86250374
She rode the cock carousel until she hit the wall and settled for Yellowtail
>>86249673
>>86251464
Would PD be proud of her now?>Are you proud of me mom?
>>86249673
>>86251586
Remember that time that Lapis dated 2 gems at the same time?
If someone kind and loving like Rose had to go as far as to shatter PD it must have been because PD was ruthless.
>>86251450
Does 'disability' just imply autism or are you a bit further off the grid
Also, what currency did you mean when you said how much you have saved and such
>>86251029
boohooo a 4 month gap.
Try a 4 year gap, kiddo.
>>86251561
>"you neve even met her!" (Pearl voice)
She's like Steven then
>>86249790
>>86249815
>>86249640
>>86251586
Well son of a bitch.
>>86251664
Looking pretty fat there, Ruby.
>>86251637
>You don't know her, I served Pink Diamond as her loyal Pearl for centuries before I decided to fight for my freedom. You're fighting for someone you've never even met!
>>86251612
garnet was fun to date, they even let me fuse with them.
>>86251594
Jasper tried her best and never stopped, never ever stopped
PD = Proud Diamond
>>86250664
> after 10/10 episode
ehhh
I wanted one I like after one I kinda hated
>>86251723
Lapis, give the iPad back to Peridot. You don't need to see what goes on here.
>>86251039
>>86250883
I think it was this comic by Drawendo
>>86251681
I didn't edit ruby's body in that edit so it's steven's body
>>86251723
Did you trap the dumb soldier gem at the bottom of the smaller than average lake like old times?
>>86251355
>Thank you very much, found another great artist to follow
>>86251586
>>86251598
terrific! You're the man, drawanon!
>>86251737
who made this?
Post me a fanart to redraw for practice
>>86251561
>>86251637
>>86251716
Interesting potential Steven/Jasper parallel
Who will give Jasper the "you never even met her!" line in regards to PD? Pearl again?
>>86251806
>by Drawendo
>>86251464
I feel like we're going to overhype her and we'll eventually be dissapointed by her design. I feel like this is going to be Yellow Diamond all over again.
>>86251613
or one of the other diamonds framed her for it and she decided it would be to her political advantage to run with it rather than protest her innocence
>>86251716
Wait what? When did Pearl say this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3KAOGmhHXI&feature=youtu.be
>>86251470
bearl's benis
>>86251834
I'm already feeling attached with all of this "mom" talk
It's going to be worse than YD. we bring this unto ourselves
>>86251832
>>86251816
No lewd
I use this sketchbook while waiting for classes.
>>86251850
. . . ?
She didn't
do you watch this show
>>86251734
fuck her, last time she deleted my progress on pokemon red.
>>86251762
who do you think I am anon?
>>86251816
Anyone know what the deal with /r/FuckPearl is? Can't tell if its a joke or not.
>>86251898
>playing Pokemon red and not blue
>sweeping malachite under the rug
Dead to me
>>86251737
Looks about right, yeah. Thanks anon.
Is it on their blog?
>>86250228
>>86251873
SWEATY
FEMININE
NUTSACK
>>86251912
They want Pearl to say fuck.
>>86251898
>who do you think I am anon?
I think you're Dmitri Mendeleev in a Lapis outfit.
>>86251921
I just looked through all of their posts tagged Jasper and it doesn't seem to be there
>>86251912
They want to fuck Pearl?
>>86251930
>>86251933
Like seriously in canon? Seems kinda unrealistic.
>>86249563
Eat shit faggot.
>>86251950
It seems like they dislike Pearl
>>86249743
>Gays hate bi's becasue they feel like it invalidates their arguments that they were born gay
what did he mean by this
>>86251920
I just got lucky I have my gameboy color with my pokemon blue and I had the red too because I wanted to see if it was different from blue but the damn green little shit go there and delete my shit, near kill her that day and also just letting you know that if I see jasper again, I'll give her a enema with the WHOLE ocean.
>>86251959
Yes, they want Pearl to say it on the show. I don't know why, but I have learned not ask questions on the Internet a long time ago.
>>86251912
Oh fuck this brings back some very bad memories
All I can say is you should stay away
I completely regret all affiliation I had with them
>>86251959
Nowadays with Bikey Dykey on the screen, the new mantra is #LetPearlFuck.
>>86251912
It's like a counter-Pearl movement since Reddit is filled with Pearlfaggotry.
loving these human gems
>>86249721
Greg?
Connie?
Sadie?
Maybe Lars?
Jeremy?
Mayor Dewey?
Marty and Vidalia?
All the parents for that matter?
Basically everyone that's not a gem.
>>86252004
I asked them and all they said was that it was started by some guy called "Bolt2Strike." Apparently the guy really hated Pearl.
>>86251997
Pearl would be the best one to say it
>>86251912
Took a look, I thought this place was cancer incarnate but
>>86252036
That person is me and fuck them they're liars
>>86252008
I'll marry her and I'll make her feel heaven and hell in our lovely night...but I swear to god that she will never see the light of the sun again if she EVER betrays me, especially if it with greg
>>86251948
Well fuck.
Let's hope someone comes on who knows where it is before I have to go to bed
>>86249678
Anything with Lappy.
Again I ask you. Why does Rebecca Sugar dislike Ian's past so much and disallow Jim Gisriel from having at least a voice cameo on the show? Why is she so controlling? I thought the show stressed the importance of healthy relationships.
>>86251993
Alright
Just be sure to remove the enormous spoon from her crack before doing so
Why did Rebecca make such a big deal over "coming out" as "bisexual" if she's been in a supposedly happy relationship for over 8 years?
:/
>>86252008
I want to FUCK Pearl.
>>86252032
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.
>>86252093
same
>>86252068
This show has only three healthy relationships
>GregRose and Connverse and the Maheswerans
>>86251993
You should try Pokemon Yellow eventually.
It'll be a very shocking experience.
>>86252093
please stop
>>86252017
FUCKING STOOOP
I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY MORE OVERLAP BETWEEN THESE TWO SHIT FANDOMS
WORSE THAN HOMOSUCK SHIT
>>86250374
Yellowtail and Greg are they only guys with huge cocks in town
>>86252036
And actually it's all a lie
I was harassed
deceived
and it was just disgusting
I love pearl
I am the pearl wall guy
and I'm bolt2strike
>>86252068
Bro why do you feel the need to make shit up about real live people. Does this look like a tabloid paper to you?
>>86251930
>>86251955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRM8sERphtA
>>86252032
What's happening here
>>86252107
you forgot Greg/Connie.
>>86252076
yeah and don't worry, she is my prisoner...and I will NEVER let her go.
>>86252104
Why have you not killed yourself yet, heretic?
>>86252104
Altar Fag is that you?
>>86252141Can I be your prisoner?
>>86252104
What would your friends and family saw if they saw you with this on your wall anon?
>>86251878
>She will never be the cute, sympathetic Diamond
>You will never cry when you see her die
>You will never feel bad for her underlings for witnessing their loving mother gone
>You will never be angry at Rose for killing soomeone misunderstood and naive.
>You will never want to feel her hugs despite of her wanting the genocide of organic lifefroms, including yours.
>>86252107
>killing your lover
>allowing your lover to kill themselves to form a fat kid
>healthy
>>86252089
Tumblrinas like YOU chased her out of the closet and made a big deal about nothing
>>86252032
Why does Peridot have a guitar pick on her head.
>>86252120
You're not going to stop me Lazuli!
>>86252153
I'm here buddy
>>86252157
They have seen it
>>86252093
>>86252104
I'm sorry you 2 but...you see...I have a girlfriend.
>>86252136
This
We all know why he is called the cherry man
Which episode has had the most heavy-handed moral lesson so far?
What are some times /sug/ was funny?
>>86252171
>>86252193
Give me her address so I can go and get rid of her.
>>86252193
baka
I hated that episode
>>86252128
You're a terrible troll, Bolt2strike was famous on that sub for his hate of pearl. Speaking of which, don't bring up that place again, its cancerous bait
>>86252198
the one where i fucked your mom
steven was like "no anon dont fuck his mom"
but then i did it anyway and died from aids
very sad, very tragic
>>86252198
I recently re-watched Alone At Sea.
It's the least subtle episode ever holy shit
Hi /sug/
Doing requests
I want a clean request, no hitting below the gem
>>86252237
I don't remember this episode!
>>86252110
that sound sparkling, I'll try it out.
>>86252198
Mindful education
>>86252254
You won't draw feet?
>>86252254
Doc polishing her gem
>>86252254
Well shit mate, now that you put the idea of boxing gems in my head again i can't get it out.
>>86252160
>smile status: unprotected
There is no point in living if pink diamond will never lovingly cradle me in her arms
>>86252232
Damn, rekt
>>86252198
Sadie's Song, any Sadie or Lars episode
>>86252254
redo the god hand box art with whoever
>>86252254
try drawing a yaranaika garnet and a nervous peridot.
or just a drunk and depressed pearl missing being Rainbow Quartz in front of a sad steven.
>>86252226
please get rid of her for me
>>86252232
Mate you don't know bolt2strike
I AM bolt2strike
give me your reddit /u/ and I can prove it
this was edited and is harassment
>>86252254
Bismuth laughing and being happy.
not being bubbled....
MORE LIKE PUNK DIAMOND
>>86252255
There are quite a few that people seem to have missed,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3DB-mfEuo
>>86252255
it's the one with the song, "dont fuck his mom"
>hey anon dont fuck his mom
>if you fuck his mom you will become a
>mother
>(mother, mother)
>fucker
>(fucker, fucker)
>and if you're a motherfucker
>then you are a real sad sucker
and he was right... he was right, all along... ;_;
>>86251345
Rose was her good intentions
>>86252124
woah, take it easy man
>>86249657
1. In an age of identity politics it's impossible to make "Bi" your entire identity. Even if you go maximum stereotype: literally anyone can be a "thirsty sloot" unless they're literally not interested in sex at all.
2. Gays/Lesbians don't tend to like groups that have valid reasons to complain about them specifically since most of the LGBT movement is at least somewhat united in shared experiences of "ugh straight people".
3. There's further decisiveness within the tumblr sphere because "Pansexuality" is a thing. You'd think it'd be a net positive to have a name for "I'm cool with people in general". The issue is because Pansexuality is stated to be a different thing than Bisexuality there's this assumption that Bi people won't get involved with Trans people.
Steven Universetfw you will never go to garage shows with Amethyst
>>86252232
Nah mate, you edited that
https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPearl/comments/4xn6jr/what_do_you_want_to_do_to_pearl/
>she'll never be in any flashback
>nor will white diamond
fuck
>>86252309
I liked how poorly timed this was when it first aired.
Still feels mean spirited as fuck.
Since it was basically just bragging about his emmy in the same year he made the episode.
>>86252339
Bolt2strike here
yes they edited it
i was harassed, actually
the poster didn't do it
unless that's /u/SkyrimFuckingSucks which god damn it better not be
>>86252277
Fuck I didn't even think of that
I'll wait another 5 minutes, but if no one else makes a good suggestion, I got you
>>86252299
/u/Izzeheh, I'd like to see what you can say
>>86252160
Stoppit stoppit now
>>86252350
He was going to get cancelled, like Uncle Grandpa have his victory.
>>86252057
she will never say "Yes"
>>86252008
Yes
>>86252309
>The award for best Steven Universe episode goes to...
>Uncle Grandpa!
This show seems funny. Should I watch it? I liked Say Uncle.
>>86252153
you're not putting shitty jpgs on the altar desu
>>86252374
check your pm's
>>86252273
No, I do not draw feet
I don't care if you like them, but I don't do fetishes
>>86252274
eh...
>>86252290
The what?
>>86252293
who? Sorry I don't animu
>>86252307
Bismuth isn't allowed to be happy
That would imply we could have nice things
>>86249833
>And they also did a redraw where Connie gets cucked by Jeff.
who made this? I want it for reasons
>>86251330
I think they were able to focus on their shared hatred of the Crystal Gems though.
>>86252299
Uh, No.
>>86252062
>>86252419
/u/le_upron
would also like to see proof of the fake
>>86252411
Uncle Grandpa's fucking great dude.
My favorite is "Escalator Breakdown", if you can find it you should check that one out at least.
>>86252423
>The what?
the box art for god hand
>>86252461
>reddit drama
>on 4cans
H O L Y F U C K
>>86252446
>PUTA!
kek
>>86252446
hmm?
no to what?
Man I wanted to forget about that place, being associated with the sadists was a bad idea
>>86252459
sure thing
>>86252419
/u/norci, I'd like to see this. I've heard a lot about you...
>>86252469
Man fuck off with your fandom war shit I'm giving a sincere recommendation here.
>>86252446
>hispanics hate Pearl
KEK ironic considerin Pearl is an illegal alien
>>86252445
That's probably the only moment that they were kind of lucid, yeah.
>>86252032
>mudslime peri
fuck off and die
>>86250209
10/10
>>86252350
uncle grandpa won an emmy?
>>86252277
Ok I guess you win
What do you want?
>>86252479
yep i wanna forget man
>>86252459
check your pms
>>86252496
check your pms in a sec
im writing it now
>>86252247
But it's fucking BACKWARDS.
>>86252423
>;_;
>>86252458
>blush
Best
>>86252171
>>86252508
While we're at it, why don't you and the rest of the redditors here take your alt-right shitposts and online drama bullshit and shove it all the way back to your website.
>>86252522
Any small gem of choice facing off against a big gem in a boxing ring.Maybe in a similar fashion to Punch Out
>>86252161
We don't know if Greg knew Rose would die before putting a bun in the oven.
>>86252256
Hey.We're coming for you, bitch.
>>86252523
Bro, that isn't proof... Jesus I knew you were a troll. go back to /r/fuckpearl
>>86252423
>>86251484
Connie likes herself though. At the very least she'd bring their waist to 90 degrees
>>86252232
>That rant at the bottom
>while she scream for air
Gems don't breathe, what is she screaming for? This fap fantasy is fucking dogshit.
>>86252564
How is it not proof
I pm'd you as bolt2strike
I fucking hate that place
you couldn't pay me to go there
who are you? /u/?
/u/IanMazgelis delete your account you faggot cuck
>>86252547
I get to choose? Oh boy
This might take a while, so stay around till next thread so you get to see it
>>86252160
Liar! Pink Diamond was a saint!
>>86252567
>>86249772
You mean qualitywise or storywise?
>>86252033
I said character, not plot device
>>86252585
When a user expresses an opinion I love, I bookmark their user comment history and visit it every once in a while.
Who here is creeped out by this?
>>86249731
Man I love the Yellowtail family how the fuck could anyone hate them.
They could have a million episodes and I'd never be mad.
>>86252032
>Shelby Rabara is Filipino
>Makes human Peridot Pakistani
Stop this now.
>>86252459
why would you go contact that guy and pretend to be me? you fucker
>>86252606
Frankly, just quality wise.
Steven and Onion's head is clearly going through the classic "Lamar" thing so we know who to blame for that.
Onion looks down'd as fuck.and GOD WHY YELLOWTAIL
>>86252634
OH THE IRONY
>post spic Ame
>her VA is Filipina
>>86252585
TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF 4CHIN REEEE
holy shit reddit LEAVE
Can I expect for pictures tomorrow?
>>86252643
Uh, who are you?
>>86252600
No she wasn't. Here, have a Y.E.T.I for your troubles.
>>86252644
Did you expect anything more from minimal budget and chronic outsourcing to foreign people who can't draw for shit?
>>86250993
does anyone have the gif version of this? It's so boring without the shaking
>>86249563
Attention slut detected
>>86252668
Steven's got just what you need.
ARMPIT HAIR PEARL
>>86252585
>stupid fucking perifags talking about reddit
this "bolt2strike" guy really needs to fucking leave. I think he's just trying to samefag to advertise /r/fuckpearl, REDDIT GET OUT
>>86252687
>>86252676
I expected not Lamar.
I GUESS I WAS WRONG THOUGH and we get to have Steven using big head cheats.
>>86252673
I can still hear the sound they make.
>>86252672
you contacted NewToRedditSignUp and pretended to be you
you know what you've done
aaand you pm'd me
>>86251029
try getting a job when you have 3 2 year gaps faggot
Get another job that's entry level. Get it NOW. Do NOT give into the depression work to find one nonstop.
>>86252687
I think I guess which umblr made this image
(It's T-umblr)
Pearl saw PD getting shattered right?
She was quaking and clasped her hands over her mouth AND turned away.
>>86252700
I fucking hate that place and want it to die
I should probably stop talking about it
So have about my wall? hmm?
>>86252687
why isn't she corrupted? it's literally a pearl stuck into each other.
at best, she would have a mini me on her chest.
ppppp
>>86252707
top notch QA
>>86251993
Jasper will probably enjoy that.
>>86252734
Both Garnet and Pearl saw it. There is no reason to think Pearl did it.
She was so cute when her mom was alive :'(
>>86252737
This is honestly disturbing, especially for a mod of /r/fuckpearl. GTFO and never return. Thank you for this picture, going straight in my Cringe folder
>>86252738
Quaid, start the reactor.
so i want to learn how to draw SU characters but i cant draw very well. how do i start?
>>86252769
> mod
get the fuck out that's behind me
>>86252737
Your wall has kinda nice blue, know what shade is it?
>>86251911
>>86252783
how about: Stop shitposting that sub over this board and you get the fuck back to your cesspool of a shiddit.
>>86252653
>spic
>Amy's VA is actually Korean and has an accent
>Koreans can have dark skin
Get yo eyes and ears checked, ya racist.
>>86252759
>the entire ocean in my ass
>we could fly
>in my ass
>>86252782
do a bunch of requests
>>86252782
Step one; stop doing digital art with a mouse
>>86252794
oh umm
shit we painted it recently but I can't remember
>>86252807
I'm stopping this now
>fanbase constantly jokes about Pearl being thirsty
>when she finally tries to drink something she spots a BIG woman who she thirsts for
>>86252737
>Those gaps where you can see the pinboard.
Take this trash out of my sight.
>>86252807
So this faggot is shilling out his subreddit on 4chan cos he thinks we're a bunch of gullible fucks?
Oh wow. Onion episode looks like shit townie filler. Who could've predicted that?
>>86252796
Wow, thanks. It was worth staying up till half past one in the morning for this.
>>86252782
You need to draw Jasper, period
>>86252843
A 2nd grader
>>86252839
Sorry did you expect a bunch of differently shaped images to fit together perfectly on the board?
yes?
well fuck then because it's not happening
>>86252843
Emphasis on fucking "looks" like jesus Lamar is not helping his position in the community.
>>86252843
Not every episode can be action-packed story drivers Mr. Anderson.
>>86252780
awesome reference there bro.
>>86252836
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>86251940
This is probably the best post of this entire thread
Maybe even the past few days threads
>>86252842
I'm 99 percent sure this "bolt2strike" is just one guy shilling this sub, responding to himself. JFC this fanbase sometimes.
>>86252816
Ame's VA is not Korean retard
>>86252710WARGH-ARGH
And here's another one for you.HONK HONK
>>86252878
mate no
fuck that place
i want it do die already
>>86252767
Stupid jasperfag. We've never seen Jasper before PD died. Quit dreaming. Your worst gem is DEAD
>>86252867
Uh, learn photoshop and get some hi res pictures, Simple as that really.
>>86252767
Flashback episode with cameo from newborn jasper when
>>86252738
>>86252780
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW
>>86252891
Holy shit, are you STILL trying to shillthis board? Please, leave this board and never come back.
jesus this thread is giving me some real FLCL vibes right now
>>86252902
Dude I didn't make these images
I just got a bunch of pearl pictures i like
got them printed
cut them out
and put them on my board
what are you trying to say
I might change them out too
>>86252845
>>86252867
When making a collage you put pictures over pictures. If you don't want to do that, you could at least have gotten some nice paper and put that on the board before putting the pictures on to cover the ugly pinboard.
This is you waifu man. If you're going to be kind of oddly sad about Pearl you could at least put in the extra effort.
>>86252911
God I don't know but I want it
>>86252926
You can rendering these pictures at a higher resolution and then resize and print from there
>>86252634
>bleak skin with freckles
>pakistani
Head scarves weren't invented exclusively in the middle east you know
>>86252937
That first idea is pretty good
although it doesn't bother me much
>>86252920
:/
>>86252845
Perifags being ungrateful as always
>>86252921
This is the worst thread we've had in a while. I want to forget this thread ever happened.
>>86252926
>worst gem
>printed
>cut them out
>has a 'board'
Now I want to see the whole ocean being forced all the way through Jasper, right out her mouth and eyes. It would take months, but Lapis could do it
>>86250498
Literally an improvement in every way
cute
>>86252963
Wut? I like it.
>>86252960
I might be changing what pictures are hung up and changing the configuration
I'm not sure I can do that
It doesn't bother me anyways
but now that everyone is getting pissy about it idk
>>86252968
> worst gem
you got it all wrong
>>86252994
I don't get it, if you love Pearl this much, then why were you a mod of /r/FuckPearl?
>>86250498
Looks cute but she's ridiculously thin
smokey is double fat, adding one thin character doesn't overrule both of the other ones
>>86253015
>>86252994
bolt2strike responding to himself AGAIN? Unheard of!
>>86251981
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>>86252970
Sounds like something you'd find in a kinky jaspis fic
>>86251614
autism was one problem, but I also had a speech impediment to go with it
>>86252992
I can see how it could be taken as sarcastic but I assumed the best
>>86252980
>Pearl waiting for Mystery Girl to come home
>>86253044
I would love to com inside.
>>86253015
It was a fucking mistake and I completely and entirely regret ever getting involved with that place
from the very beginning I wasn't sure
however I ended up getting a bit involved and was in a group chat with the sadists for three days or so
I finally decided after facing some grief to get the fuck out
oh no no no
but you see it's not that simple
what the fuck do I get?
Harassed.
Almost everything said on that sub about me is a lie
It pisses me off even more that people here think I'm just trying to advertise the place and don't believe that i fucking hate it
>>86253034
you asshat that's not me
http://i.imgur.com/Htd2D1u.png
>>86253069
Does the bird's cloaca twitch nicely around your member?
>>86252032
>subhuman peridot
I don't dig this
why is there roleplaying
did everyone completely lose their minds over the onion gang leak
>>86252737
The only thing that is making me cringe is the fact that you are using THUMBTACKS on your pictures!
Seriously! Go to a Office Depot, or a Staples, you can find this goop that allows you to put up posters without leaving a mark and you don't put holes in stuff that you must have spent a good amount of money on to get that printed because fuck me ink isn't cheep. This looks like if a 13 year old girl was pinning up pictures from fashion magazines about how fat is fab and boybands that all sound the same because they are hot except that would be better because they aren't pinning on the pictures!
You wanna go full altar fag? I will show you true pearl faggotry.
Get some pearl necklaces, drape them around the thumbtacks like wrappings on a christmas tree, get some pearl keychains and pin them to the board, buy a cosplay pearl gem and attach it to the board, get some candles that smell like orchids or something sea like, make sure they glow white when the burn, get a table and put the candles around a framed picture of your favorite piece of pearl fanart. When you turn off the lights, it glows like she's reforming after being poofed from a long battle protecting you from homeworld's problems, keeping you safe because she loves you. The smell helps you feel like she is really there, so you pull a pillow tight, imaging her in you arms, as you fall asleep together.
My friend, you can do so much better with this altar, you just have to add that personal touch, and we will crown you king of the pearl fags.
>>86253116
>Reddit drama
>roleplaying
ALL are better and more entertaining than that heaping hot Lamar garbage coming our way.
>>86253039
So what kind of work was it, lobbing boxes around a warehouse?
If you're doing manual labour, which it sounds like you were, I don't think you need to worry about your CV anywhere as much as you are. Just try to convince them you can carry your weight and them show them you weren't lying
Getting fired doesn't mean you don't write the job down, if they ask about your previous job just carefully let them know your old boss was a cunt
>>86253080
WOw are you actually
still responding to yourself
stupid samefagger
talking the exact same way eachtime
shilling this sub
>>86253131
Where can a girl get some "Pearl necklaces"
>>86253131
Hey you're probably the guy that recommended Jasper smellz
You really know your stuff.
>>86253178
fucking hell
what good reason do I have to promote that place or reply to myself
>>86253178
Hobby Lobby, or any hobby store, plastic will work better because real pearls are not cheep at all.
>>86253196
You know, I shoudl be asking you that, shill
Imagine Lapis
>>86253131
>Get some pearl necklaces, drape them around the thumbtacks like wrappings on a christmas tree, get some pearl keychains and pin them to the board, buy a cosplay pearl gem and attach it to the board, get some candles that smell like orchids or something sea like, make sure they glow white when the burn, get a table and put the candles around a framed picture of your favorite piece of pearl fanart. When you turn off the lights, it glows like she's reforming after being poofed from a long battle protecting you from homeworld's problems, keeping you safe because she loves you. The smell helps you feel like she is really there, so you pull a pillow tight, imaging her in you arms, as you fall asleep together.
Jesus fucking christ man
now that is intense
I didn't really plan on an altar, not seriously
I mean there's only so far I can go before I get sent of to a mental institution or get seen as actually crazy
>>86253211
can we stop now?
>>86253214
She's cumming inside
>>86253195
I am! For some reason even though I have never made a altar I seem to have really good ideas about building them, are you the fellow that is making the jasper altar?
>>86253175
Actually I was an AI developer
>>86253238
So are you embarrassed to be seen with an altar?
>>86253214
done
>>86253241
Sounds interesting!
Care to tell some about it?
>>86253214
I just want her to love me
>>86253238
I'm only fantasizing about making one for now. There's something really cool about engaging in/enjoying a character in a different dimension that simply watching the show can't give you.
>marathon your fav character
>have an incense stick or candle or what have you billowing with the proper scent
>begin to associate that smell wit the character and are reminded of her in day to day life
>>86253223
>>86253253
I played way more sims then I would care to admit, I, I really like decorating stuff, seeing things at their full potential of beauty really brings a room together.
And no, I sleep in the living room. I don't exactly have a safe space to hide this sort of thing. My mom would kick my ass out if I made that thing.
>>86253214
Playing the corruption song.
can we get a new thread? THis one was ruined by bolt2strike and his cancerous sub, which you should all check out, /r/fuckpearl
>>86253308
>My mom would kick my ass out if I made that thing.
Probably same
I mean I love pearl
but this is fucking intense
I've had stuff like this said to me before
Are you this person?: http://i.imgur.com/q6OeVVY.png
>>86253333
Checked
>3333
FUCKDUCKFUCKFUCK pearl
>>86253333
I fucking knew it
you've been here the whole time
you fucker
>>86253341
oh no
Can we make an /r/FuckLapis?
>>86253308
>>86253334
>They still live with their parents
LITERALLY UNDERAGE
>>86253302
That sounds beautiful man, sounds like a good way to start the day off.
>>86253334
Yeah! I even have the pic still on my computer. Why did somebody screenshot this though?
>>86253367
Eh just in case I decide to take the advice or something
but damn man
>>86253355
Bismuth, I swear to god i will march into the burning room and shatter you myself.
>>86253355
Do it.
Mysterypearl is healthy.
Pearl has not treated her like Rose at all
>>86253383
how does she even get internet that deep in the temple?
>>86253378
Jesus I must sound like the craziest person int he world to you people with my altar ideas. I should become a pearl priest or something with how crazy my ideas get.
If you do get the body pillow though, and your parents find out about it, say a friend got it for you but you where too embrassed to do anything with it.
>>86253365
Calm down, your burger is show.
>>86253424
When there's bismuth to be had, there is will and there is a way
>>86253416
She already acted insane for that bitch.
>>86253424
That's none of your bismuth.
>>86253214
BEING SHATTERED
>>86253461
Just fuck off already redditor.
>>86253455
Pearl is insane by default
>>86253431
hahaha
I probably could just get one
Still would need to find a design though
>>86253455
pearl honestly is insane, she represses it. hence "repressed nerd"
>>86253473
I like you.
>>86249532
Desuarchive is back, so if you want to adjust the OP in future threads to fit it's return go ahead.
>>86253283
We were trying to something like siri but for businesses. It was a constant 3-way battle between an AI too dumb to function, a research and development team (the AI's "neurologists") too out of touch with their own developer's needs to help and a cognitive team (my team, the AI's "teachers") too scrambled to make deadlines
The experience taught me three things
>the R&D team taught me that a robot uprising is only a matter of time
>the AI taught me that said "matter of time" is a few centuries away
>the cognitive team taught me a fuck-ton of programming skills I didn't have before
the funniest thing was some time before Same Old World aired
The link to the promo in the OP had a suprise ending of lapis flying into the twin towers
>reddit drama still ongoing
reddit LEAVE
>>86253500
Yeah I tried looking for one to help out the altar fag I was helping in the pic but I have yet to find one that you can actually buy.
>>86253538
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>>86253579
>to help out the altar fag
That altar fag is me
>>86253538
oh well look at that.
>>86253574
HAHAHA 9/11 AMIRIGHT GUYS? LOL THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY LMAO SENPAI HAHAHAHA
ISN'T BEING IRONIC SO EPIC AND FUNNY???
LE HITLER HAHAHAHA
I LOVE /POL/ AND /B/ LMAO
/r/FuckPeridot?
>>86253620
Kill yourself.
>>86249657
i thought he was trying to say that the post was a tumblr fag but i forgot that even gaytards hate bis
>>86253620
If you're going to parody, at least do it right
>page 10
NEW THREAD
>>86253704
>>86253704
>>86253704
>>86253704
>>86253704
>>86253592
oh, fuck me I'm an idiot. Heh. I was also wondering where you where for a bit because I wanted to check progress. Hope you do well throughout life.
>>86251207
source?
>>86253795
Hahahaha
Well done
thanks man
Yeah so you see the wall happened
Body pillow? not yet.
Two shirts and a throw pillow though are on order