Sad desperation Pearl Edition
Last Thread: >>86230984
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
- Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYaJnRprkg
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/ [down]
https://arch.sug.rocks/ [alternative archive - thank you Kody!]
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT
I needed more Bismuth and Lapis art.
Can't wait for SU to end.
To be left with memories and fragments of what once was.
I hope you find the answers you seek, if not then I hope SU is a scar you're fond of.
SEXY
>>86235234
all Pearls accounted for
>>86235201
KILL ALL PEARLS
KAP
>>86235262
Amazing
10/10 amazing
Feel free to draw more relaxed sexy lapis though especially
>>86235268
OH YEAH
>>86235201
Hey, we're back. Posting some spicy Discount/Scribbles art
Donate to him, he's great
>>86235278
Give me more fanart to redraw for practice.
>>86235262
>Lapis
>Getting a back massage
>LAPIS
>BACK GEM
>WANTING A BACK MASSAGE
Bitch played herself.
>>86235312
Important research /sug/, remember, DON'T VOTE for the type you are:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
>>86235262
Holy shit that's amazing
>>86235267
deep
>>86235262
Two favorite gems, right there.
>>86235262
this is beyond amazing, i legit dont have the words for it
What do you think of my SU+AT music folder? I like adding individual album art.
>>86235311
So what will White Diamonds Pearl look like?
That silhouette looks like vegeta wearing a lamp shade desu
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Could someone draw Jaspers dragging an unconscious Yellow Diamond into a van
>>86235201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgoyUxo61Vg
Will we ever be this hype again?
>>86235268
http://img05.deviantart.net/3abf/i/2014/272/2/7/art_trade__pearl_s_paunchy_predicament_by_sidkid44-d8101hp.jpg
>>86235287
ur fking sick
>>86235278
The first one is wrong. It's some other early Pearl design isn't it?
>>86235262
literally perfect
How deep do you think Rose's vagina is? You think you'd need eight inches to fully explore her?
I remember when I couldn't afford a Ford Escort, or even a 4 track recorder.
So since I didn't check the log and didn't realize there are actual generals for this, I'll just ask here.
Can you summarize this show, what it's about, and its fanbase for me? I hear about it all the time and I'm especially prompted to ask since I heard some people talking about it in a game tonight.
>>86235360
G-gee, you sh-shouldn't have.
>>86235377
As deep as she wants it to be.
>>86235322
>uncorrupting Red Jasper before Biggs Jasper and Crazy Lace Agate
Wow, that's adding insult to injury.
>>86235278
you fucked up the timeline badly anon.
The first one is pearl in the original concept art (note she has the same hair as the pilot but hanging down), the second is her from the pilot, and the third is her from the poster (note the pixie cut and shorter nose)
Note the the pilot pearl is from AFTER Steven was born
>>86235352
what matters is stats nigga
>>86235377
>
Well, it's time to leave this general.
See you next year!
>>86235262
gimme your blog man, I gotta subscribe
>>86235410
pusisaasa pussy fag
>>86235267
I can't wait for SU to end so the crew and all the young people who the fandom's cancer has affected can move on with their lives
If people chill out and crew members start to seem like they're enjoying themselves again I'll be happy with another 3 years
>>86235360
>>86235278
The first one is definitely not right.
>>86235382
If you can call "tumblr" a fanbase for any show that's great, but it actually does have fans OUTSIDE of fucking tumblr.
Most of the tumblrinas there are just disguising as fans and bringing it's name down.
Of course since our's is the loudest we get associated with it the most often, even though shows like Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Star vs the Forces of evil all have a tumblr following, no show has ever been safe from a following from them.
Ours is just loud enough to make a difference apparently.
stevaroni is magic
>>86235382
Cute aliens doing cute alien things.
>>86235400
>>86235400
>>86235441
i want to suck her dick
Lappy makes me happy
>>86235382
this >>86235449 is pretty accurate
I sort of liken it to Diamond is not Crash: It starts off slice of life for the first bit, then shit gets real
ManagerDot here to manage your package
>>86235459
Those two look extremely horny!!
>>86235475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3-kQ-ODQzI
In loving memory of HFLanon
May he rest in peace.
>>86235322
>no multiple choice
And no, literally every type of fag is a fag that talks like a faggy bitch when questioned about their waifu, the only thing separating them is popularity
>>86235408
>Saski
Saskia, is that you?
>>86235287
>>86235201
>Nuclear war between China and America destroys civilization
>pre-gem Antediluvian monstrosities unearthed by archeological digs have frozen the far north
>the mass slaughter of the war has weakened the veil between worlds, now the Unknown leaks out into the mortal plane, warlords have carved America into their own fiefs, the unfrozen parts of Canada are now just one sadistic reality TV show
>however Stephen survived
>he's just stuck in a Nevada bunker with a stoned Blue Jay, a psychotic comedian, two black kids and one PAINFULLY old black asshole, and Lars
What happens?
>>86235489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix8s_TUYVW8
>>86235475
I like you anon
You know what this is?
It's a celebration, bitches!
>>86235414
Here, not a whole lot on it.
http://blandoangelus.tumblr.com/
>>86235441
stevaroni is gross
>>86235494
I don't.
WHERE
IS
SAPPHIRE'S
NOSE
>>86235201
>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade
>>86235355
What is all this then?
I don't understand this car meme.
Also here you go.
>>86235529
>You're the one who drew the comic of greg steal S
Love your work
>>86235519
>>86235503
Can we have one CN cartoon not be about nuclear war?
This is the ACTUAL Pearl chart. That anon was dumb
>>86235540
I don't think gems need to breathe. So it's unnecessary.
>>86235485
Hap Lap
>>86235519
I like you too anon
>mystery girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>86235371
CUTE
>>86235503
War. War never changes.
4 is garbage but the intro cinematic is unf
>>86235489
>HFLanon
who?
>>86235583
Good to see you talk
>>86235558
that is hilary clinton, passing out while standing up and then being lifted into a van
>>86235318
Is this lewd
>>86235529
you're doing god's work, drawfag. I'd ask you to let me know next time you draw some lewd Doc's, but I'll already know because I'm subscribing to you.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86235583
>I like you too anon
o-oh!
how much do you like me anon?
>>86235574
>That bleak as fuck grable episode
Hot damn
>>86235602
no one
>>86235625
>>86235592
its ok anon, not everyone can be high test master race
>>86235575
What episode are those top images from?
Who do you ship Steven with?
>>86235382
Steven, the title character, is half human and half 'Gem', which is a race of aliens. He lives with the 'Crystal Gems' (a group of 3 Gems who protect humanity from various magical monsters) who're doing their best to raise Steven, the son of their former leader who passed away when giving birth to him. Over time, the apparently simple and innocent setting and plot become steadily more complex without losing the show's fundamental positivity.
>>86235575
the third one is clearly wrong, that's her outfit from when she met greg
>>86235619
ohh okay
>just realising I forgot the word "go" in my pic
f-fuck
sorry about that
>>86235671
Peridot.
>>86235400
that's a bruneau jasper and ocean jasper
>>86235617
I tend to lose myself in making and participating in the discussion, sorry
>>86235638
>Lewd Lappy
Anon pleaseyou're good in my book
>>86235651
was he a real human?
and a real hero?
>>86235575
>clearly has leg warmers in the third picture up top
>just plain legs on the bottom
>>86235558
Quick summary is that Hillary had some health issues at the 9/11 memorial and had to be dragged into the car cause it seemed she was unconscious.
>>86235561
Heh, thank you!
>>86235621
Thanks, I'll put that on my to-do list.
>>86235671
Pearl
Pearlven confirmed for canon endgame
>>86235353
If we go by the gem placement theory, Pearl might just have been White Diamond's Pearl.
Share art of Jasper not respecting personal space
>>86235671
no one cause Steven is pure
>>86235262
Hot. Fucking. Damn. Son
I love everything about this!
>>86235658
>>86235723
Is that the patreon logo?
>>86235699
>I don't eat
>I don't sleep
>I do nothing butlion around
>>86235697
really anon? just that good?
I can't be any better?
>>86235716
We suplexing Jaspers?
>>86235671
connie
>>86235575
Try again with the middle one. Did you even look at the silhouette? Leg warmers and a shawl.
>>86235716
>If I pull on the tie, will you die?
>>86235747
>>86235692 Fuck
>>86235714 Off
>>86235725
You're ok
>>86235759
You're obviously correct
>Rose and Jasper arm wrestling
>Sapphire leaning over a desk
>Draw anon x bad Pearl
>LAPEARL
>Lapis and a turtle
bunch of people requested stuff in the last thread, here it is! not sure how to link from other threads but yeah
i think i'm getting better at drawing aka copying SU style :')
i might do one or two more before i sleep, so requests?
>>86235575
huh, I just realized that's not right either. the middle has Post-Pilot's face and 90's outift
The first has pre-pilot's head by an outfit circa the 70's
>>86235670
Steven The Swordfigher, AKA Sword Through The Torso
>>86235686
>>86235703
>>86235764
I know, something weird is going on here. Either Pearl isn't cycling through her past 4 forms, or she actually poofed no less than seven times between the the time the house was built and Steven The Swordfighter
I heard a rumor, that the next "guest" voice actor was going to be Egoraptor.
Is SU doomed?
>>86235598
Poor Steven. He's stuck having to listen to Lars try to wrestle the bong away from Mordecai, only for it to fall on the ground. Breaking all over the place, which leads to a massive yell fest that Grandad and Luan join in. This happens every other night.
>>86235574
Damn, the feels.
>>86235671
Realistically, Connie. But if I had any say in it, Peridot.
>>86235740
Yes.
>>86235716
you can't ever escape
Why did she floor it at this part?
I can get the cops part, but this part didn't make a lot of sense
>>86235782
>>86235815
>>86235475
I love Lap and all her sides, the water witch of rage, the broken bird of sadness, the enchanting angel of happiness, and the chill roommate of apathy
>>86235671
Lapis
I like that you can find some Rose/Pearl similarities in it
>>86235814
wait wrong webm, the part at the stoplight is what i mean
>>86235814
To get away from the cops
>>86235262
>Lapis
>wanting a back massage
>Bismuth giving it to her
This is fucking gold, anon
>>86235823
do you like lapearl anon?
>>86235789
fuckin' BULLSHIT ass Gem. How was I supposed to know destroying the form doesn't kill them? You guys have bad conveyance, it's your fault for not telling me. What's that, Steven, I could have figured it out from context? Fuck you, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>86235671
Peridot. He's already admitted to loving her
https://e621.net/post/show/994432/alien-amazing-animated-anus-ball_lick-ball_suck-ba
>>86235824
No gem is without fault, not even Lappy.
>>86235747
Of course you can do better
Just like how I can do better
I believe in you anon
>>86235671
Peridot, but I don't mind other gem ships with him either.
>>86235832
What if Steven had to kiss gems to heal them
Like intense kissing
On the mouthwith tongue
>>86235833
To catch up to Mystery Girl.
>>86235788
could be that she didnt change her appearance at all through all her poofs in the war, and only started modifying appearance after they had been on earth for a while and saw the humans' style?
>>86235823
Oh, that's some back though.
I'm no bobfag, but I'm a sucker for some nice back.
>>86235789
God that would be great
Need an episode with Stamper doing a voice
>>86235845
I don't ship anyone.
>>86235872
I know right, Connie the Cow fags are the worst.
>>86235865
Thanks anon!
>>86235864
I sincerely love her faults, I wasn't being sarcastic
>>86235868
on the butt?
>>86235868
If this was an anime (which the staff wishes it was) that would totally happen. Fucking battle harems
>>86235857finally
>>86235868
That'd be pretty hot.
>>86235868
Perhaps he has to, but he is cheating.
to the anon that wanted jasper, i havent forgotten, i just havent been happy with any of them.
>>86235900
oh, boring, you still mah nigga tho
Fill in the blank:
Sweaty feminine _______!
>>86235910
That makes two of us.
>>86235575
I think it's safe to say this picture's just outdated.
BUT WAIT
ZOOM IN
WHICH DIAMOND DOES THAT FIRST SHILLOUETE RESEMBLE
>>86235910
We need picture of
Lapis in boy's underwear
>>86235929
Have you done any more of these? I have Lapis Peri and Pearl and now this one.
>Tumblr losing it over the cucking Pearl comic
>No Greg full out fucking the mystery girl yet
Who does each Homeworld gem parallel the most? I'd say:
>Lapis=Pearl
>Peridot=Amethyst
>Jasper=Garnet
>>86235940
Buttrack
>>86235776
>>86235940
Dogcopter.
>>86235868
Still wouldn't heal damage from the diamondsgotta make sweet sweet love for that
>>86235940
vargubas
When does SU get better? I only watched the first few episodes from S1 that are 12 minutes long and it feels slow.
>>86235986
I was about to type that.
>>86235857
>read the link
I'm not clicking that
>click it anyways
no way am i watching this
>click play
ugh why do i do this to myself
>watch it all the way the through
disgusting
>>86235786
>holy shit a turtle
kek
thanks!
Where did you guys get these pictures of me?
>>86235932
Yeah, I guess.
I never saw the point in it. Shipping, I mean.
>>86235872
>You are okay
>You are obviously correct
If you were trying to point out a grammar mistake then you've failed.
>>86235857
Noice. Someone get me a Pearl because I've just turned diamonds.
>>86235999
Improves after 5
Gets hefty after 20
>>86235999
It starts to pick up after like 5 episodes and then a lot more at the end of season 1.
>>86235940
I got you
>>86235824
Me too, that's why she makes me happy
>>86235786
Lapis or Eyeball with an AK-47
>>86235968
>>Lapis=Pearl
Slim pretty rapist with baggage
>>Peridot=Amethyst
Hyperactive shortie with a raspy voice
>>Jasper=Garnet
Taller fusion-crazy gem that likes to punch
>>86236015
because we love you pearl(s)!
>>86235999
The "real plot" doesn't start until the first half of the first season.
But I don't recommend skipping there because there's a lot of very important character moments for everyone.
>>86236023
double the lesbian space rocks, double the fun, at least for me.
>>86236010
tysm dude it means a lot!!!
i spent an hour drawing and doing the requests but it looks like everyone else who asked for a request left before seeing them :(
>>86235268
Literal normalfag tier.tastes.on both fronts.
Now jasper/zarya for the perfect muscular woman with a.big cock, that would be good
>>86235968
>Lapis = Pearl
>Peridot = Amethyst
>Jasper = Amethyst
Honestly, I can't find any parallels with Garnet.
>>86236045
>NUTSACK
>>86235671
I mean Connie I guess because that how it is and it's cute, but nobody really because I really do not give a single fuck who Steven fucks and I don't know why people would
>>86235868
>>86235917
>>86235984
SEXUAL HEALING
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eA4_O3oeJCw
>>86236100
>that extra leg
PEARL IS A FUSION
>>86235575
Wrong Pearl for the first one, famalam.
>>86236102
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214611
>5 votes for Jasper
You're not allowed to vote for yourselves, /freaks/
bad form.
>>86236067
Triggered
>>86236070
>>86236100
I want /trash/ to leave
>Futaposting
>>86236081
Yeah, I wasn't sure about putting Jasper with Garnet. >>86236052 pointed out some vague similarities though.
>>86236071
But what if Pearl'snosegets in the way?
WHERE THE /m/EN and WO/m/EN AT?!
>>86236140
Pearl's nose is harmless anon
>>86235824
True Lapisfags adore every facet of her.
>>86236140
>shaking lapis
>hand trembling
>"must...not...fap..."
>>86236089
>Sans
>>86236081
Jasper <-> Amy, yeah.
And we need one more midget to permafuse with Peri. Something wisey.
>>86235641
>Self actualization, grable brother
>all these stevidotfags
Anyone else wonder if they're behind all the vitriol directed at Zuke? Between Amethyst and Lapis she keeps giving the gay Peri ships fuel and that must make you guys livid
>>86236158
How do you think Rose killed PD? With that razor-beak, that's how.
>>86236171
>>86236067
Pearl really needs to become Greg's apprentice and learn the way of the murdercock, it's the only way she can win
>>86236168
this is a fact
>>86236209
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>86236199
Fuck off, Puke
>>86236209
>>86236006
>>86236168
It's what makes her special.
>>86236207DELETE THIS
>>86236209
>We're both fucked up!
>We do deserve each other!
>>86236144
>Beach City, I have returned
>>86236263
I need Lapis to do some heroic shit so that I can do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgEA8JZ5i0
but with Lapis
Hey /sug/ I was sketching but then somehow a lewd Opal what do
>>86236282
out
>>86236209
No, just fucking no. As much as I love this show, THIS would be the one thing that would make me drop the show for good.
I like futa more than all of you, and in my expert opinion pearl is not a good fit for futa.
Jasper is the only one who should have a dick, I guess bismuth can too, but bismuth a shit.
>Connie will never die and she's becoming a more and more important character in the show
post yfw
>>86236293
>>86236318
No you
>>86236299
She's gotta get out of that barn at some point.
>>86235201
Reminder that Pearl is raising someone else's kid
FOR FREE
>>86235716
>>86236335
>the gems go to slavland
what happens?
>>86236308
Keep drawing Opals, lewd optional
>>86236319
why?
MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMONDCURAHZEE DIAMOND
>>86236335
>>86235968
I think Lapis parallels Amethyst more, both being overly emotional, self-hating, and rash. And Peridot and Pearl are the nerds. Also gem placement
>>86236335
I really hope Stevonnie isn't the one to defeat final boss, it better be all the CGs together, Steven alone, or All CGs fused
How would Pearl react to people leaking her dickpics everywhere?
>Almost all of the current short-term problems the show has established have been solved
>"Zoltron senses sadness in your future"
>"WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END"
What kinda of intense shit are we in for post-hiatus?
>>86236051
here you go
really shitty tho did it in 5 mins lol
>>86236365
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>86236406
>CRT monitor
Ew.
>>86236365
Gems triggered the start of WW1 and blamed it on the Slavs. It all makes sense now.
>>86236426
Ayyyy, too cute
>>86236378
I want a pic with Pearl, Peri, and Sapphire now
>>86236045
>>86236365
They start a revolution
>>86236406
With a hidden pride.
>>86236374
>>86236480
ayy
>>86236367
It just seems like it would be a cheap twist. I guess I wouldn't really drop the show, but I would be pretty irked.
>>86235482
I want her to manage my [spoilers]feet[/spoilers]
>>86235322
Rubiesfags are probably the coolest in my books at the moment, but there are plenty of others that I don't mind much as well.
Mostly only Poelposters, lapisfags, and lapidotspammers bug me.
>>86235503
"Dude! You broke the fucking bong, that was the last one I had!" Steven heard them yelling, like he did the last couple of days. He grabbed his pillow and tried to cover his ears, he hated it when they yelled.
"Hey asshole, you're not the only one who has problems. You need to fucking share!" Lars yelled loud, especially when it was Mordecai. Those two really didn't like each other.
Suddenly he heard footsteps and groaned, oh wonderful he thought. "What are you two fight over?"
"Stay out of this woman."
"Piss off Lars. You want pot? Get your own you fucking shit-"
Another voice joined in, one older than the others: "Whats all that racket? Didn't I tell you boys not to smoke in the bunker? It smells in here!"
"Hey screw off old man, you're not my Dad."
"Yeah, well your Dad is dead, so I might as well be fool." They were all angry, stressed, tired, depressed. Steven felt all that they felt, he lost people as well and feared for the future. But when he needed to let some steam off, he'd sulk off into a corner or see if Huey picked up anyone on the radio. These four just yelled. Night after night.
"Look, let's just leave it-"
"Piss off, cunt."
"Hey, you don't talk to a lady like that in MY HOUSE!"
Steven groaned, giving up he got out of his bunk and walked out of his little room with his pillow. He walked into the maintenance room, a place that he often hid when things got hot. Hopefully Lars wouldn't hit anybody this time.
>>86236533
stop ruining pearl... jesus fuck
>>86236542
>[spoilers]
Use Ctrl + S next time, it instantly spoilers any text you highlight.
>>86236161
Please fucking kill yourself
>>86236551
>he doesn't like Pearl and Lapis
what are you? Gay/straight?
b is for bitch
>>86236533
>>86236564
>>86236584
>coming from a periposter
>>86236591
no, b is for bloople
>>86236161
Source? :^)
>>86236365
they help some strelok hunt a giant corrupted fusion who they recognize as a few old friends and the episode ends with them around a barrel fire while steven plays ukulele
>>86236601
wut?
>>86236161
I'd rather have inflation than futa
>>86236335
She already has an extended life span thank to fusing :^)
>just merge bodies with an immortal entity, nothing will change in you physically :^)
>>86236601
>Futafags thinking they're better than anybody
>>86236626
Kys dobson
>>86236622
squatting right?
>>86236629
Futafag?
FUTAFAG?
This is the biggest implication I've read all month.
>>86236601
>coming from someone who likes chicks w/ dicks
>>86236378
I think Lapis parallels Pearl the most with how they both start to devote themselves to Steven/Rose. In Chille Tid, Lapis was holding herself down and trying to convince herself that she needed to do it, she needed to sacrifice herself for Steven to "protect" him. This mirrors Pearl's behavior shown in Sworn to the Sword when she shows how she constantly sacrificed herself for Rose and lashes out, saying that Steven is too important, "Just let me do this for you" (which Lapis also says to Steven in Chille Tid). They both miss their Homeworld too. Another interesting thing is that Lapis's difficulty getting along with Peridot is similar to Pearl's inability to work with Amethyst at first.
As for Peridot, she is young and immature like Amethyst and is one of the newer gems who didn't participate in the war. She has an inability to shapeshift, which leads her to believe she's lesser, like Amethyst's deformation.
>>86236636
>>86235262
>that squished tiddy in the second panel tho
pic related works many ways in this case
i'm still a newbie to drawing AKA copying SU style but i'm taking basic draw requests like pic related! will take me about 5 mins
doing first 3 requests bc i'm sleeping soon
>>86236659
>stupid Perifags think they're talking to the same person
>>86236657
Yeah sure. You keep telling yourself that.
>>86236578
BOOGA BOOGA
>>86236663
Pearl's arc now is getting way more aquainted to humans and finding a reason to stay other than Rose's words.
I just don't see any Lapis/Pearl arc ever coming up
>>86236678
Ruby lifting Steven above her head
>connie sees steven's dick
>>86236678
Peridot holding Steven's Gem Shards
>>86236694
>he thinks I'm one of them
Doc hoding her suspenders like bane holds his jacket
thanks for being a drawfag, we need more people like you.
>>86236707
I know, I was just pointing out how they've had their similarities.
>>86236703
I'd kill you if I could.
BVBBLBLBLB
>>86236678
steven being flustered after an anon flirts with him
Got a couple done.
>>86232788
This one didn't turn out too well. Couldn't copy the hair shading right.
Also wasn't sure what to put in the background for it.
>>86236533
kys
>>86236725
Everyone else already has, Peridot multiple times.
>>86236730
Talk about match of the century. Perifag vs his own delusions and he's still losing.
>>86236725
She's a slut for him.
>>86236678
that is super cute, thanks anon
>>86236757
Love ya
>>86236771
>>86236784
MODS
>>86236757
not the or, but this is great. definitely saved, i'll be using this.
>>86236773
I'm such a Perifag for you, anon.
>>86236741
Cyka blyat
>>86236757
>>86232757
And this one was the other that worked out a bit better. Kinda hard to tell it's Leggy though.
The junko one and the Mistral didn't really work.
>>86236771
>>86236784
see >>86236757
It's already coming in handy, thanks ...!
Rate my pearl. I know shit quality means a shit response. just have my phone sorry.
>>86235716
>>86236780
THE CLOCK'S TICKING
I JUST COUNT THE HOURS
>>86235963
which comic is that? Or the artist at least?
>>86236806
Oh no, it's fucking CUUUUTE!
>>86231087
What was this image guys? I need to know!
>>86236814
I'd let her fuck me t b h
>>86236814
not even how dicks work??
>>86236818
finish that and post it now nigga!
Why are Pearlfags being such massive degenerates tonight?
futafags btfo
>>86236839
You don't need it. You don't need it and you don't want it. Trust me, you think it's just a fat, obese rose, or a picture of a landwhale cosplayer, but it's not. It's so much worse.
>>86236858
>tonight
>>86236818
That's really nice anon
>>86236757
Can you do this but with Gem characters of your choice?
>>86236725
>connie feels Greg's dick
If you'll forgive the analogy, I think Yellow Diamond, and by extension, the Diamond Authority, direct their forces' movements like a person plays a real-time strategy game.
Hear me out:
>Each gem type has a defined purpose and specialty; i.e. Bismuths are builders, Peridots are technicians, Rubies are infantry, and so on
>Rebecca sugar also said the color of the gem type corresponds to the division of the gem. When asked what Connie would be as a gem, she replied that she'd either be a blue one - a thinker/seer - or a green one - a technical worker
>Yellow Diamond, as seen in Message received, is grateful for Peridot's efforts and seeks to preserve her as a unit despite her stating that she accidentally crashed her ship, indicating a need to avoid unnecessary losses. But YD explodes when Peridot suggests she terminate her plans for the Cluster, much like a person would when units don't do what they're supposed to
Probably a crack theory, but I think it's worth considering.
>>86236864
MODS = GODS
>>86236868
Is #DicksOutForS trending?
>>86236831
>>86236780
>parachutes into a penthouse
>>86235234
Ah, good morning
>>86235234
I just wanted Amethyst to teach Jasper how to twerk
>>86236822
>that shirt covering up Greg's massive boner
>>86236880
>Total authoritarian dictator gets mad when you don't listen
That's not a crackpot theory at all
>>86236893
We will rise again
>>86236880
>posts the rts that was the nail in the coffin of the genre as an example of an rts
Delete
>>86236908
I want Jasper to do the Carlton dance
>>86236818
P nice
What would you have had as a head piece?
>>86236921
Shut up, Pearl.
>>86236927
Hey, I searched RTS, it was the first thing that came up. Calm down.
>tfw you will never live comfy near the ocean with your magical son and have a giant woman slum it in the back of your van, twice
This show gives me all sorts of existential crises I never thought I'd have
>>86236927
Delete yourself
>>86236866
Was it this one?
>>86236872
Sorry, that'd be way too much to edit out/vector. Probably better for a full drawfag.
The most I do is sometimes manga pages if the detailing is simple enough to duplicate and the swap really works.
>>86236950
No. It was drawn by Hotdiggedydemon
>>86236905
Yeah it is.
>>86236921
America sux plz die anon
>>86236950
I have seen what that unfolds into and I can tell you I don't sleep better at night for it
>>86236947
True suffering.
>>86236950
>>86236839https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMkPvWEWgAAflsx.png:large
click at your own risk, bros. Don't say you weren't warned.
>>86236978
>>86236978
Wow
This is tame.
>>86236974
>she will never silently carry you up to the top of the hill for cuddle hour
It hurts
>>86236978
Jesus fucking Christ
>>86236963
t.Ahmed
“But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame.’’
>>86236978
WHY IS THIS ON PBS' WEBSITE
>>86236713
im so sorry this is ugly lmao, i can't draw steven & im sleep deprived
>>86236727
>>86236756
i'm going to sleep :( i did like 7 requests today already
>>86236790
thank you so much!
>>86236978
Eh, was expecting worse. Looks a lot like The Mother from Dragon Age.
Thanks though anon!
>>86236978
Certainly an image.
>>86237004
>>86236978
I'm just gonna throw you guys some further warning if you make it down and your curiosity is still there. Hyper dick-vore
Tell Jasper a joke, guys.
>>86237018
Did you forget to link the picture, where's the hyper dick-vore
she caught a Lapis
>>86236963
>America sux
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life!
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife!
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today!
Because the flag still stands for FREEDOM, and they can't take that awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME!
AND I'LL GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY!
CUZ THERE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
GOD BLESS THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ri0co3YRVU
>>86237036
Her entire existence
>>86237045
Its in the link I'm quoting nerd
>>86237036
Fusion.
>>86235234
Will we ever get flashback episodes with Jasper in them
will we ever get to see her poofing 80 Crystal Gems the day she was born, or if there was anything that was said/done between her and Lapis as Malachite while they were under the ocean, or what she was doing to annoy Peridot on the hardship, or how she was treated like a hero on homeworld, or how she went home and cut herself after every day she spent working for yellow diamond
>>86237050
>tfw you will never fuse with Lapis and let her chain you down again
>>86237050
Saved
>>86237036
Pearl rights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lcTnRNCSbk
>>86237036
Pink Diamond is dead and never coming back
So if I can recall, Peridot's age has never been revealed, right?
>>86236997
>implying she wouldn't just grab you in the middle of grocery shopping and plunk down right there in the aisle
>no one even questions it anymore they just move their carts around you
>>86237097
No.
>>86236562
>cont.
Steven woke up, his head ached like it did every morning. But he was calm and slept peacefully as the generators silently hummed. He looked up at the stone ceiling, illuminated by industrial lightbulbs giving a eery glow. Yawning, he collected his pillow and the... Blanket?
Strange, he thought, he didn't remember bringing his blanket. But he shrugged and walked back to his small little room in the residential area. It was neatly tucked into the corner where nobody would notice him, he didn't like the other occupants dragging him into their little fights.
Exiting the residential hall, he entered his little apartment. It wasn't half bad. He had his own little bed, a desk that was covered with science fiction novels and comic books, a little TV and a blu-ray player, and his own restroom.
The last of which he was especially grateful for. Steven, despite being fairly immature as per his own admission, valued his privacy and didn't like the idea of showering with others. Especially Granddad, bleh. Today he started his morning like he did every day. He popped in a bad action movie from the 1980s and just sat up on the bed. Always with Twinkies.
Yes. The bunker was stuffed full of Twinkies as they were non-perishables. Not that he was complaining, it beat eating refried beans every night listening to Lars trying to impress Riley with his rap. Then the movie ended, Steven stretched, and walked out of his room. He passed through the hallway and walked to the command center, gently opened the door and saw Huey playing with the radio.
He liked Huey. Huey was calm, collected, and tried to keep the peace. He got the sense Huey didn't like HIM but Steven respected the diligent little man who was in many ways, the mayor of their little community. Huey was, like every day, trying to make contact.
"Hello? If anyone's there, please respond."
Static. Always nothing but static.
>>86237092
God I haven't seen that for a while, never fails to give me a chuckle
>>86237036
something something Pink Diamond
>>86235322
People seem to tolerate Sapphirefags, Stevenfags, and Jasperfags the most.
There's probably only like 2-3 Sapphire and Stevenfags on /sug/. Surprised Jasperfags got rated that high.
The whole "Freaks" thing was kind of obnoxious
>>86237092
>>86237094
>>86237067
>>86237058
Wow guys. You did it. You made her smile.
>>86237003
>a show like at the the-ater
>>86236997
I don't like this feel
>>86237036
What did Amethyst say to Jasper after bubbling her?
"I've got your nose!"
>>86237067
>touching the gem
top lewd
>>86237050
Why couldn't that have happened instead
>>86237115
I live to serve
>>86237101
Stop my heart can't take it.
Do gems project warmth if they're just light?
>>86237036
Hey Jasper, what did your kindergarten sisters think when they found out about Pink Diamond's death?
... they were crushed!
get it
because they were literally shattered during the war
jasper?
>>86236927
Starcraft 2 is fantastic
>>86237097
neither have any of the other gems, for that matter. Just that Peridot is Era 2, after the war, and Amethyst popped out after the war as well.
>>86237130
SOON
>>86237067
I wanna polish her gem, slowly and sensually
need more Greg x S art
>>86237120
What did Jasper say to Amethyst before poofing her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqe3163aI2U
Never stops being funny
>>86237130
Jasper was aiming to please.
>>86237130
Because Jasper craves to be controlled by someone else instead of being in control all the time
>>86237157
Agreed
>>86237137
I don't know, but I'll just say yes, why not.
>>86237115
Great, now put it back into a bubble where it belongs.
>>86237144
>>86237120
>>86237110
She's laughing so hard she's tearing up.
>>86237050
noice
>>86237166
Lapis reminds her of Pink Diamond, which is why she's so horny and subservient.
If only AT wasn't shit 95% of the time.
I want Mystery Girl to rub Pearl's gem without knowing that's a lewd act
>>86235716
What if Greg hooked up with Vidalia?
>>86237198
>shitting on neodusk
that guy is pure, leave him alone, bullies!
>>86237206
That other 5% is gold though you cannot deny thisIn the tree part of the tree
>>86237206
If only, such wasted potential is quite frankly depressing
>>86237200
>gaybarn
never gets old for me
>>86237206
>Marcelapis
HOLD THE PHONEnow give the phone to me
>>86235868
>What if Steven had to kiss gems to heal them
I want Steven to kiss all the gems and townies on the lips.
>>86237208
>I want Mystery Girl to rub Pearl's gem with her dick without knowing that's a lewd act
ftfy
>>86237240
I thought she was supposed to be Amethyst
>>86237238
I know anon, thats why I posted it
Reminder that Jasper has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it
>>86236954
how about this?
>>86237240
>>86237187
That wouldn't work and you know it
>>86237253
Oh yeah, duh
I just saw blue
>>86237240
>>86237253
Yeah Marceline is Amethyst. Flame Princess is Lapis.
>>86237246
>>86237153
Well, we kind of know the relative ages of everyone, and they're all older than Steven if anything. Except Peridot, she could be 6 years old for all we know.
What brand of pizza would you give your Jasper?
Only true ship is Jasper x Rubie Squad.
>>86237259
>filename
>>86237277
Now that I think about it, could gems even kill themselves?
>>86237289
Rat poison
>>86237279
>fire lapis
This is also good
This is very good
>>86237072
Zuke drew lapis being annoyed because Jasper wanted her to watch overly long YouTube videos in the malachite realm
>>86237289
Papa Johns. Best pizza right there.
>>86237277
You're right. That noose doesn't look properly tied, though it may just be the angle.
Rose Quartz didn't kill Pink Diamond, becauseshe was framed
>>86237289
Genuine Chicago deep dish.
>>86237296
Amethyst almost did it by accident
>Onion Gang is last episode
>Jasperdemption never
>No more Pearl arc
>fucking hiatus
ass tity fuck bitches you know?
>>86237295fuse with me
>>86237311
Hey anonKILL YOURSELF
>>86237289
Hospital cafeteria pizza.
I want Jasper to fall in love with Earth and plants and animals and humans and take up hobbies like growing tricky plants and baking cakes and wrestling under a character name with a tragic backstory that mirrors her own
>>86237296
They could shatter their own gem, but even then, the shards would still be kinda alive
>>86237318
Teehee I kiss you now
>>86237130
Because you can'tFLYunless they choose to fuse with you
>>86237289squarepizza
>>86237341
What if a gem is melted?
>>86237293
>There are others
Thank you. The best part of this Ship is that it doubles as the top 5 (top 6 really) characters of the show, too
>>86237317
I think they mean that gems couldn't be killed like that because they don't need air or whateverunless you were just joking
>>86237326
Yeah but Ian confirmed another bomb for october when summer of steven started so we've only got a month at most
>>86237340
>plants
>>86237318
Ayyyy
>>86237347
Nobody deserves that, not even Jasper.
>>86237200
>garnet approves
fantastic
>>86237272
You really want something from Saint Seiya, don't you?
If you could find one where the armor isn't too much in the way (which I know is hard for that series), then maybe.
But really, I don't tend to do ones from a series just for the sake of it, so I'd prefer if you could come up with a good character to do for whatever it is.
>>86237340
I want her to do something like sewing little plushies for Steven or carving wooden toys- something where she needs to wear glasses to magnify her vision to work on the delicate object.
I also want her to get so good at wrestling that she moves past the amateur realm and goes to empire city and becomes basically The Rock for an episode.
>>86237363
someone shop that face on not rose
>>86237289
Ghost pepper pizza, so she learns that humans are fucking insane
Challenge:
Skim through the rated m fanfics on https://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Steven-Universe
and find the most cheesy romance stories out of all of them
>>86237108
Huey noticed someone walking in, he slid his earphones around his neck and turned, "oh hey Steven, what's up?" He greeted with a fairly neutral face.
"Any luck?" Steven asked. It had been weeks since they picked up their last transmission, one that only lasted for five seconds before hearing what sounded like a scream and it cut to static.
"No," Steven looked at the gear, "sometimes I wonder why I even bother. It's been what... A month?"
The boy looked up at the ceiling, it was only thirty days but it felt like a lifetime since hearing the alarms. "I think so. Is it still January, or is it February? I've forgotten."
He looked back at Huey who nodded in understanding, time was hard to keep track of in this place. "Man, I don't know either. It's like we're trapped in time and it never flows forward or even backwards. Like one of those terrible novels you read, no offense Steven."
Steven gave a light smile, "none taken." He had to read something to keep the sound of Lar's Eminem impersonations out of his brain. "Hey Huey, have they already left?"
"Yeah, you gotta tell them something?" Huey gestured at a military grade walkie talkie next to the radio. "Be my guest, I don't wanna deal with them."
Steven shook his head, "no, I just want to make sure Lars didn't try to hit someone. You know what he gets like Huey."
"No, he didn't." Huey looked down at the ground, "look Steven. I know he's..." Huey searched for the right word, "... Important to you, but he has to get that temper under control. Or else, I don't know what the others are going to do."
Yeah, Lars was important to Steven. He was the last remnant of his old life, a reminder of the world that was. A world that he missed. Lars did get on his nerves, but he was the closest thing to family he had left.
"I know. I'll talk to him when he gets back." Or try to, Lars was very stubborn and rarely changed his mind. "Say, when will they get back?"
"A hour."
>>86237318
>>86237305
Wow. Jasper really WAS Lapis' abuser.
>>86237364
Jasper gets what she deserves.
>>86237318
you motherfucker I'LL KILL YOU
>>86237358
I was, in fact, just joking. I know gems don't need to breath.
okay
Shooting Steven an angry look as he falls to his death is one thing, but not going to help him when he's clinging on for his life is another
I can't believe this happened. Pearl doesn't deserve happiness
Who else will join me in shooting up the crewniverse's office space if they hiatus after ending on a shitty townie episode with no sign of Jasper?
>>86237385
Did you miss the episode where Amethyst ate something that set Lars on fire?
>shipping Jasper with big gems
>>86237305
>Jasper was that guy
waifu fucking dropped
>>86237404
Me
Where do we meat
>>86237368
how about now, Pearl, Lapis, or Jasper
>>86237378
>Jasper with glasses working on tiny miniatures
>>86237424
Through the back door.
>>86237296
Yes they can totally kill themselves
>>86237317
>>86237358
Or she can just shoot herself in the gem, with a gun...
>>86237305
KEK
What kind of YT vids would Jasper share
>>86237411
I didn't, but Jasper did. Because she wasn't on Earth.
>>86237449
Point being gems can just not care about spice
>>86237404
I will join you as soon as we find out that Gem Harvest is about Jasper's gem getting harvested
I'm going for my morning walk /sug/ Have fun!
Do it.
>>86237468
Haha you lose /freak/
>>86237470
Lappy wins
>>86237468
Walk off a cliff
>>86237470
You literally asked for it
>>86237470
Noice
>>86237224
Love Neodusk, only pointing out the one where tumblrinas decided they were mass triggered
>>86237485
Because I literally want it.
>>86237480
There'd have to be a cliff near me, closest one is like 50 miles
>>86237475
Did I though?
>>86237441
I don't know but lapis would want everyone to know about the wonders of the ocean
http://youtu.be/lKWSLg5PDiU
>>86237485
Actually he didn't, he told you to do it. That's not a question.
>>86237411
>Steven... that's hilarious
>>86237527
fine, next time I'll say "yes mistress"
will that make you feel better?
What is /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIxx2NZUUco
Lapis sounds A LOT like Pearl at times in Ocean Gem. Not just those matching lines, but her actual voice
>>86236067
DELETE THIS
>>86237541
Please do.
>>86237386
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12119000/1/Yellow-s-Lustfull-Illusion
>someone actually wrote an M rated Steven x Yellow Diamond fanfic
>>86237197
>Bismuth abusing uppercrust Gems
I like it!
>>86237543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMwcSXxALY
Just clicked on it by random, enjoying fully
>>86237543
Jamming to some Blackalicious right now
>>86237543
I'm watchin Steve SUniverse
>>86237543
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZxtJQ93DFA
I wonder if the gems from Homeworld ever encountered any resistance on planets they tried to take.
>>86237557
Hang on
"Upper crust" is an idiom referring to pies
Gems don't eat, how the shit does Bismuth know what crust is?
>>86237386
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12143282/1/Steven-comes-out
I feel like this was written by someone here.
>>86237289
Red Devil
>>86237605
Like the crust of a planet.
>>86237605
I mean, why are the kindergartens called kindergartens when "kinder" is German for child and Gems don't have a concept of children?
Why do the gems speak English at all?
Or for that matter any Earth language?
We've established there is a Gem language
>>86236308
draw more opal
Reminder that all gems are coded as POC and if you think otherwise you're a racist shitlord
>>86237543
http://youtu.be/Fxz3CDNgvp4
>>86237652
I'm still confused on that. Do gems just have their own written language but speak English?
>>86237543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxM1-XPza4&list=PL9A06BA8BC88B4F0F&index=11
>>86237652
we've established there's a gem written language
>>86237652
>Why do the gems speak English at all?
Convenience
>Or for that matter any Earth language?
They fought for earth, so it makes sense that they'd pick up regular language.
>>86237543
https://youtu.be/CrXTS10h2WI
>>86237666
Well, Satan, it's possible that they influenced human language with their own, or that as higher life forms they automatically speak and understand the language of the listener. Or it could be cartoon magic.
>>86237660
Well they are illegal aliens after all...
>>86237543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Zr8Ri5iCE
>>86237676
But what about gems that have never been to Earth?
Yellow pearl, YD, the rubies, and Peridot all spoke English
>>86237652
Gems speak gem which humans picked up and renamed english.
>>86237694
try >>86237689
though you may not find it satisfactory
>>86237673
Written language is tedious to use without spoken language
And typically doesn't come first
>>86237652
It's not English really.
There was only one language until Lapis built the Water Tower of Babel. After that we got different languages like we see in Monster Reunion.
>>86237652
It's probably the other way around, humans actually speak gem
>>86237197
>bismuth targeted upper crust gems during the war
Imagine what she'd do if she took a prisoner.
Really makes you think, huh?.png
I just realized that after I kill myself the only thing I'll have to my name is those stupid fucking memes I force in this thread. That's the only mark I left on this planet. Good thing I'm killing myself.
>>86237726
torture, probably. She seemed pretty mad.
>>86237711
Lapis picked up written English faster than a chinaman in bed.
>>86237726
>Jasper is caught
I'm drooling
>>86237731
Well you could always create another human
>>86237731
No anon life is for pie, not die.
>>86237543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzC0MEDHcv4
>>86237731
rip in piece anon
he died as he lived, memeing
>>86237731
Which memes
>>86237758
Rape is not a viable option.
>>86237726
>bismuth
>prisoners
>>86237747
well it's not like her lazy neet ass has anything better to do
>>86237311
if the pepper they include in a box doesnt kill you their artery clogging garlic butter sauce willthose, and the thickness of the pie itself is why i like it
>>86237543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZWHVo-t2Vo
I feel like doing some fun requests.
>>86237726
>bismuth roughly handling delicate looking court gems who go from haughty derision of a builder gem to begging for her mercy
Send help
>>86237793
*sexy neet ass
>>86237778
The shitty ones. Think of a shitty sug meme. I probably forced it. Because I'm a fucking worthless ugly neet with zero friends or social skills.
>>86237752
Is a quartz considered upper crust?
>>86236045
Sauce?
>>86237652
Babel fish.
The TARDIS' translator circuit.
Any other number of random bullshit. Take your pick.
>>86237794
Papa Johns melts in your mouth, which is why I like it. It's not too thin like New York style, and not too thick like Chicago style. Plus, Pizza Hut cheese is kind of shit. That's why Papa Johns is the number one pizza food chain.
>>86237808OOOVVVXXX?wait no I forced that one...We're back, baby?no that's me again...Oh, Lion Around, that one wasn't mefor shame, anon. That meme was cancer.
>>86237836
I think that's Pearl, from Steven Universe.
>>86237808
Is okay anon. You should never feel bad about talking about something you like, regardless of what others think. You'll have plenty of time to be dead forever when you die. For now, you have a life to fix.
>>86237836
>implying I'm a faggot
you're going to have to find that yourself, I didn't save it.
>>86237808
don't do it frog anon i'm sure sugar will give him back soon
I just thought of something.
If you have those Giant Woman fetish but your waifu isn't a fusion it still posible just have like 10 of the same gems fuse
>>86237788
She's gotta have fun, too
>>86237825
Depends on the type of quartz. Rose may have been a higher class than Jasper.
>>86237847
T. Papa John
Rewatching Onion Gang promo, was this part of the house seen before?
https://gyazo.com/ce9df74bb40805782b076d30b7d38896
>>86237848
I pushed both Lappy eggs and the stupid frog shit. I posted that stupid picture in almost every trash thread. I also said the thing about Rebecca's miscarriage being because of Rebecca's eating disorder.
I am subhuman.
>>86237795
Drawing requests? If you could find it in your heart to draw Doc giving leggy some drills, I'd be grateful.
>>86237872
>a 10' tall Laughy Sapphy
sweet god please
>>86237873
Bismuth doesn't even need prisoners. The orgasmic thud of her fist on an upper crust's bare gem is enough to rouse her libido.
>>86237318
this is the content i come here for
>>86237825
I feel like theyre on the.upper side of soldiers? Like in a non war setting they would be the ones fighting for glory in arenas
>>86237903
Oh man, you're my idol. I've been reposting your shit! Kys with pride, knowing that your stain will remain on /sug/ for generations to come.Or at least until I finally off myself too
>>86237872
A 600 Ruby fusion
>>86237902
Nevermind. Didn't realize that's where Steven's bathroom is. Doh.
>>86237913
Let me dream, just let me dream.
>>86237903
Get therapy and stay off the Internet.
>>86237943
>"you like those shackles?"
>"i built them myself"
daily reminder that Lars is trains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nay5ybrUEEY
>Not that I've met you,
>Would you object to,
>Never seeing each other again?
Actually Opal, yes I would object to that
>>86237872
If 2 rubies and a sapphire fuse is it just a bigger garnet or garnet with more ruby features?
>>86237974
Oh my god
>>86237975
Your headcannon is silly
>there will never be another Mirror Gem
>>86237984
It will be a bigger garnet, but it will look different. My headcanon is that the personality of a gem has as much to do with the form of the fusion as the looks, so 2 different rubies would form a different looking fusion even if they fused with the same gem.
>>86238001
Lars' parents are silly
For encouraging the trains behavior
>>86237975
>>86238001 is right. Everyone knows Pearl is really trains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVYx2ziXCLY
>>86237847
(same anon who you replied to)
as a guy born and raised in brooklyn, living only a block away from a classic Gino's, its my responsibility to mention that NY style is pretty thin, but that can be its strength, if coupled with the right sause. best part though is in BKLN, you will never get a slice charged above $3 unlike in the 5 FUCKING DOLLARS MEME!
but yeah while bkyn pizza can outclass most chain pizzas, papa john's is pretty top tier in my opinionwhile Chicago pizza is a tomato sause Jacuzzi for rats: trash
>>86237907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGWXytDN8po
I want to see Doc say this shit to his ruby squad.
>>86237638
They know of organic life.
How many people who have talked about killing themselves on 4chan do you think have actually done it?
>>86238125
At least 2
>>86238018
and to think the crew would have ended the show with Mirror/Ocean Gem if the series premiere was not well received and CN decided not to order more episodes.
hooo boy, what a fucking ride these last two years have been
>>86237638
Germans stole the word. Lots of words come from Ancient Gemmish, like "butt".
>>86238131
for sure, that you know of? Thats really sad. I mean I've heard it a lot so it's possible, but I also say it like 5 times a thread so i never take it seriously.
what if gem language is just simlish
Imagine Lapis
>>86238137
We don't even know for sure that German is a language in SU world. For all we know, language could be limited to Spanglish.
>>86238165
She smiled at me!
>>86238135
WHOAH
I did not know this. Wonder if Sugar has such a contingency plan for laters seasons? Like 5
>>86238165
I'd really rather not
what if you saw Rebecca sugar crying
>>86238165
I'm imagining her flying around above my head.
>>86238192
Chuck a box of Pampers at her head
>>86236045
>nutsack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR4B8wAylDg
>>86238242
Thanks for making me laugh, man.
>>86238242
Omg I can't believe Rebecca Sugar is posting itt.
Which gem would be the best at cheering people up?
>>86238299
Steven?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>86238192
I'd be on my way with her favorite candy, chips, and juice. I'd come see her, baby give me 30 minutes. If she needed to cry? Shit. I'd hold her tight and say that it'll be ok and cry with her.
>>86238299
Jasper, Garnet or Rose.
>>86238316
Jasper is a sociopath.
I think I just found the edgiest fanart of SU ever made.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1948370#search=Connie_Maheswaran
>cuck shit
>connie and some niggers shattered the gems
>your mom was fat
maybe when peridot gets to earth
she'll see how nice the people are
and she won't want to hurt anyone
>>86238299
meme dorito
>>86238325
She has her ways.
>>86238299
Not counting steven? Bismuth as long as she isn't trying to kill you. If not, Amethyst as long as she isn't on her fucking period or whatever it is that makes her angsty. If not then probably Peridot, sad as it is to admit.
>>86238331
She did hurt an earthling though.
>>86238331
Oh f*ck
>>86238311
Get a load of this cuckold
>>86238331
She didn't care how nice the people are
Hasn't spoken to a townie yet
>>86238327
probably some SU hater trying to hard
>>86237936
yeah, looks to be the wall that Peri slammed into after running out of the bathroom.
>>86238316
Jasper's idea of a pep talk is telling you that you're a piece of shit and that you need to be more like her. I would have said Garnet is too blunt, but she did a good job of helping Jaime get over his boner, so maybe she empathetic enough to actually tailor responses to people. Good answer. Rose is another good answer.
>>86238355
ayo boi. you a ho. I dont know why you think erryone want that tiny mean, but aint no one does.
>>86238375
Exactly. I strive to be more like Jasper everyday. Maybe I should swap her for Bismuth, though.
>>86238396
Yeah, jasper is on that aryan, eugenics, born perfect shit. Bismuth is all about pulling yourself up by your dick hairs and fucking life in the ass until it cums your success all over it's own stomach.
>>86238316
>Jasper
She is a fucking thug and a nigger
>Garnet
She doesn't care about human shit
>Rose
She is literally mentally retarded and has adhd.
Congrats you picked the 3 worst people in the entire show for cheering people up.
>>86238078
>>86237907
http://imgur.com/a/YJMQr
here you go, That line got me
>>86238424
I guess I'll pick whatever Bismuth and Jasper fuse into, then.
>>86238078
>his
I'm literally shaking
Delete your tumblr
>>86238440
I love you so much! Drill Sergeants are the funniest, and this is great.
>20 what?
kek
I've got bad news everyone, IIIIIIIIII'M Steven.
>>86238447
a fuckin brick
>>86235459
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS
>>86238464
>I called a ruby a he
I'm so ashamed
to be fair, It was because I was actually thinking of the drill sergeant in the video.
I'll return my Docfag membership card now...
>>86238299
Steven > Peridot >Amethyst > Garnet > Pearl > Lapis > Jasper
>>86238468
This is unacceptable. I'm very disappointed in you.
>>86237907
this
https://files.catbox.moe/gx7krc.webm
>>86235549
>"blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>"If it's Thicc I come real quick"
Okay I laghed
>>86238494
Objectively correct anon. Peridot is the only truly cheerful gem besides Steven.
>>86238242
I hope your happy, because now THIS SHIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
is in my fucking suggested videos. Thanks a lot.
It's a shame there's no images left, because I'd really like to post that very simple drawing of Peridot frowning.
>>86235621
MOTHER
FUCKING
THICCCCC
>>86238470
A FUCKING LEAF
>>86238529
Imgur
>>86238532
I know right? If he ever makes more I'll definitely post it here, but you check his blog for yourself too.
>>86238550
I want to make everyone look at it.
>>86238425
>Jasper is a thug and a nigger
Ima parrot this
>want to jerk off to peri porn
>its all either Lapidot or involving that ugly cunt Jasper
God damn it why do people have to ruin porn by having that ugly dyke jasper involved in it. Everytime I see her I lose my boner.
>>86238573
I wish you wouldn't.
>>86238584
Because there are no eligible men in the show so Jasper is the closest thing
>>86238572
Imgur and then say its a leak
>>86238584
Why do people with good art styles have to ruin it with shipping? Such a waste of potential.
>>86238597
But it's funny
>>86235309
>Donate to him, he's great
fuck off discount supervillain
>>86238599
>who is Steven
>who is Greg
>who is Buck Lars Sour Cream and Ronaldo
>>86238611
Nothing about it is funny.
>>86238599
>Jasper is the closest thing
Jasper IS a man. Everything she says or does is masculine, and that face and upper body = male
Any drawfags in the room, I just want to say.
I appreciate you. You all are the real MVPs, and /sug/ would be a vastly worse place without you. Keep up the good work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-7083VqdU
>>86238615
swear to god i'm just an unsolicited shill who likes his shit and wants him to get more followers.
>>86238615
>here we see a salty failed drawfag being catty and salty because someone else from here has fans
>>86238629
>face
not with those eyes or lips
>upper body
few gems have feminine upper bodies because they don't have busts, Jasper just seems particularly masculine because her size gives her wide shoulders, but look at her fucking hips. Listen to her voice. listen to how the other characters refer to her. in other words, don't be a ruby, actually use your brain.
>>86238629
She is an ugly girl with a tender heart hidden away.
>>86238671
you are MEAN
>>86238671
Do not bully Jasper, thats reserved for Lapis
>>86238629
Did you even see her eyes or hips in her first appearance?
>>86238651
i don't draw cause im not gay
>>86238647
thats weird honestly
>>86238667
>jasperfag says don't be a ruby
>when Jasperfags fell for the amethyst deception en masse and started posting HOLY SHIT JASPERDEMPTION CONFIRMED
Oh the sweet sweet irony. Your waifu is literally a man with long hair. Deal with it and accept your sexuality.
>>86238671
Jasper is my beautiful perfect baby girl and I'll thank you not to refer to her as anything but.
http://i.imgur.com/g9dM0Re.png
Finished this. I like how Pearl came out, but the rest is meh. And Thanks for the background suggestions! I'll learn perspective for it eventually.Also, Finally have highspeed internet again. I missed this so much.
>>86238167
We know Japanese exists, maybe Russian too.
>>86238685
I'm gonna poof Lapis.
>>86238706
this is great, good job Jacinth
>>86238709
Shit you're right, there's Korean too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-qZntV8Dkk
>>86238667
>eyes
Anime eyes, either or
>lips
POC
>body
The most dude-like
>voice
The most dude-like
>how other characters refer to her
A threat they do not sympathize with
She also literally took on the role of abusive boyfriend KEK
The only feminine thing about her is her hips, but even then in a number of shots they're downplayed and easily seen as thick manly muscle
i think all gems are cute
>>86238710
Stop shitposting and get back in your bubble bismuth.
>>86238732
>>86238732
>A threat they do not sympathize with
>Steven tried to heal her when she was corrupted and still hostile
>Amethyst saying "c'mere sis"
You gotta try harder anon
>>86238734
Get off 4chan Jasper. No one wants to fuse with you.
>>86238702
you're dumb
>>86238732
you're dumb
and i'm done talking to you both. have fun jacking off to pearl's nutsack
>>86238706
I"m sorry, I thought this's america i'm sorry!
>>86238764
your mean
>>86238734
even steven?
WE
>>86238741
THOUSANDS
OF
BREAKING
POINTS
>>86238777
yes steven is very cute
>>86238797
real gem hours
>>86238769
Your waifu is a man.
>>86238706
Yeah I thought the second idea would work a little better
Buildings can be a bitch to finish once started and crowd an image something savage
>>86238769
>HOLY SHIT STOP TRIGGERING ME
>YOU'RE DUMB DUMBS ANYWAY
Its okay anon. Accept that you want to fuck a guy with long hair. There is nothing with it besides lying to yourself about it. This is a safe space and no one is gonna think less of you.
>>86238797
Thanks for the 2 (you)s anon.
>>86238629
She looked like a little bitch to me on her knees
>>86237795
Armstrong being bad with Bad Pearl?
>>86238706
Thanks for drawing Jacinth, looks great. Hope to see more of you for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rZTpoXVzw
Which gems are JRHNBR?
>>86238782
I swear to god if you make me wake up Steven to come and get you.
>>86238853
>tfw Jasper is still too tall to give blowies on her knees
>>86238878
Depends on what hole you are using
Shorty squad are all the right height for blow jobs. Garnet is the right height for pounding the puss
>>86238884
She would bite your penis and a good chunk of your abdomen off
>>86238884
t. Manlet. Jasper would never be interested in a pathetic sub 6 foot human anyway.
>>86238878
this >>86238884
seems relevant
>>86238878
Comments
>Why are all these freaks coming out of the woodwork defending this practice? Humans have the privilege of superior intellect and to hold ourselves to a higher standard than this depraved shit.
>freaks
>>86237795
Armstrong being cuddled by Sapphire while she tells it they'll get better in the future
>>86238941
It's like they know.
I'll have you know, as a /freak/ i've never defended jasper fucking a dog, and she got what she deserved.
>>86238946
>Sapphire lying to Armstrong
What a bitch
>>86238842
So you're saying he gave you a DOUBLE (YOU)?
>Steven_Pun.png
>>86238968
I can't believe that happened
Fusion is sullied forever
>>86238971
WOW.
You want to fight?
>>86238988
>I can't believe a warrior was so desperate for a fair fight when she was backed into a corner she tried the only thing she could think of
kys
>>86238978
*loads the gun*
*takes you out back*
I always loved you anon
>bang
>710/251/121/9
>710/251/120/9
>>86239028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6V98Vd9fi4
>>86239025
Yeah she totally wanted a fair fight when she told peridot to blast them with the hand ship or when she used the gem destabilizer. Stop with this bullshit that Jasper has honor. Her every action proves she doesn't
>>86239068
>out numbered against literally the leader of the rebellion
>people keep fusing at you
>fusion is somehow "fair" when its literally more than two people
Yeah no, stop acting like those weren't justified acts from a single soldier cut off from her command chain, betrayed by all her kind and facing the murderer of her leader.
>>86238356
She talked to Mr Smiley. DYEWTS?
Doesn't mean I don't want more interactions between the townies and Lapis and Peridot
>>86239066
Love the thing, one of the best movies I watched growing up
>>86237305
anyone have the pic?
>>86239066
Damn those where some spooky transforming dogs I tell you what
>>86239099
>is a bully to everyone around her because they are weaker
>finally fights someone stronger than her
>WOW THIS IS NOT FAIR THIS IS BULLSHIT FUCK THE RULES FUSE WITH ME
Nice waifu you got there m8 :^)
>>86239099
Jasper has honor like a man should.
>>86239117
You should watch the rest of the movie, especially in a dark room with the front door unlocked
Not gonna lie it really is pretty fucking spooky
>>86239127
>wins every 1v1
>niggers have to literally double team her to win
>but when she does it its bad
Bravo, pottery
>>86239150
I don't think Old Yeller is a Horror movie anon
>>86239154
>wow why won't you let me beat you up 1 by 1 with this stick designed to stop gems from winning this is totally not fair
>>86239173
Not old yeller you cheeky fuck
John Carpenter's The Thing, it's like one of the best horror movies in history
Not to mention it has Wilford "diabeetus" Brimley as a crazy scientist in it
>that one horrendous porn artist who draws Lapis with weird spots like she's some animal and gives gems paws and shit
>They're also the most prolific
This is what happens when tumblr likes a show
You get the shittiest 34 ever
>>86239212
>Not to mention it has Wilford "diabeetus" Brimley as a crazy scientist in it
GAWDAMAUT!
>>86239215
Pretty sure I know who you are talking about. They have hundreds of pics scattered throughout the lapis peri and jasper tags on Paheal so its basically impossible to jerk off to any of them cause one of those pictures pops up and ruins shit.
>>86237289
More importantly, what TOPPINGS would go on your Jasper's pizza?
>>86239298
Meat, like a true warrior
>>86239242
It also features Kurt Russel and Keith David as the main leads
Seriously though it's a great movie you should watch it sometime, preferably on halloween night
>>86239321
Last time I tried watching it I downed half a bottle of Southern Comfort
>>86239342
Man that's nothing, you should go for hard mode and watch it on shrooms
Did that on a halloween night a few years ago and holy shit words cannot describe the fear I experienced
>>86235968
>Lapis=Pearl
Blind for loyality and self sacrifice (pearl to rose) (lapis to steven)
>Peridot=Amethyst
(they born small when they must be tall and they are proud and big talking)
>Jasper=Garnet
(fusion whores) garnet are a long term couple, jasper get aids
Can we make the next thread Wilford Brimley-themed?
>>86239398
Congratulations you made me look
>>86239398
Seconded
>>86239368
That's insane, you're insane
New Thread
>>86239491
>>86239491
>>86239491
>>86239491