Let's guess her name.
>>86135119
Sakura
>>86135119
Nee-san
>>86135119
Someone said Roxanne a while back, and it fits pretty well.
>>86135119
Sumblr
>>86135119
Lily, or alternativelyYuri
>>86135119
Ross Schwartz
Slut.
Rosa Cortez
She initialed S on the number
inb4 her name is Sugar
>>86135458
Sucrose
>>86135438
Does slut have a last name?
>>86135119
It begins with an "S", so probably "Stay in your General".
>>86135516
No, it's like Cher....who also only has one name too.
>>86135516
Fauxcok
>>86135119
Rosetta
>>86135119
bob
>>86135119
Sherman.
He's transitioning.
>>86135119
Sasha
>>86135119
stella?
something flower-themed, probably
>>86135767
From what into what?
>>86135119
La-A Muhammad
Thorn
>>86135119
Dee Generate
>>86135497
Fucking kek
>>86135119
D.S. Lipz
>>86135119
John
>>86135119
Destiny
S obviously
>>86136015
That would fit the unoriginality of the show.
S for snake, or dragon.
Leslie Bean.
Sabrina
>>86136044
I doubt this would be her name, but for some reason this name in particular sticks out as something the writers would use. Keep in mind most of the names for the child characters are names that don't get used very often in media. Rose and Steven being the exception.
Rogue Muncher
>>86135119
Tina Dykerton or Sally Carpetmunchinberg
>>86135119
Pink Diamond
>>86135119
Greg
Syn
>>86135497
Kek
>>86136237
You think it's Greg in a wig, trying to mentally break Pearl?
>>86135119
Neil Cicierega
>>86135442
i laughed
>>86135119
Salty.
>>86135119
Sanchez.
>>86136304
>Pearl finally beds mystery girl
>both just lying there in post-coital bliss
>Pearl, thrilled at finally making an intimate connection with someone, dreamily looks into her lover's eyes
>Greg pulls off the wig
>THANKS FOR HELPING TO FIX MY VAN!
Sally Pander
>>86136485
Pan der Dumkoff
Sanchez, just to reference Rick and Morty
Carl Wheezer.
>>86136553
so...this girl is morty cousin?
is she Rose Smith Sanchez?
>>86135119
Blast Hardcheese
Srose
>>86136663
Sorose?
>>86135119
>>86135458
Sucky Sucky
>>86136688
Soros?
Propaganda confirmed.
Dyke van Dyke
Susan, since it's the name of Rose's voice actress Suan Egan.
For extra awkwardness, she's also voiced by Susan Egan.
She and Pearl break up after she realizes (or at least thinks) Pearl is just using her as a replacement for Rose and not treating her like her own person.
Sandy
get it? Sand-y.
Why guess, they kept saying it the whole episode, she's Misty. Misty Ree Gherl.
>>86135119
Chubby ugly fat lipped pig nosed character #123.
>>86135119
Stud
>>86135119
I'll dare to say she is a gipsy and her name is related to roses in the native tongue of Romania.
Buttface Mcfartsalot
Check for spanish names guys, she's gonna be an exotic gem-whisperer
>>86135119
Regretful fap
>>86136949
El Pussy-o Licker-o
>>86136949
Conchita Pelaa
>>86136917
Was she named by an 8 year old?
>>86135119
Srose
>>86135119
Butterface or
>>86136949
Caramantequilla
>>86135119
Lion Licker
>>86135119
Rose's first child.
>>86137060you could call HDD an 8-year old, so basically, i guess
>>86135801
>>86135416
Just combine both of these and make her Stella D'Oro. That's a name for daylilies so you get your dumb references for lesbians
>>86136464
>Vomits pizza
>>86135119
"Who cares? You'll beat your meat anyway."
>>86136464
To be fair, Pearl's lack of experience with humans (and their anatomy) might mean Greg could pull it off
>>86135119
Rose Quartz B5780: Homeworld Spy
>"I know how that is."
Guys, she really does know how that is. She's a gem. Screencap this shit.
>>86137293
>inb4 it's lion
>>86137293
Elaborating on this
>Pearl finds out and grows suspicious that she might be a spy
>Doesn't tell any of the CGs because of her extreme thirst
>Homeworld knows all of the CGs secrets and begins the invasion
>Pearl's thirst ultimately brings the story to its climax.
>>86135432
Muh fave so far. I laughed way too hard at this.
>>86137293
This would be the most amusing answer. Humans that aren't Greg are always boring
Five bucks says she has the voice of a man.
How hasn't anyone figured this out yet?
She's literallySatan
>>86135119
Ramona Flowers
Sarah
Debbie
His name is 'Paul' but he's going by 'Sandra' right now.
Sylvanite
Scarlet
>>86135119
sardonyx
>>86135119
A. Wyatt Mann
>>86135119
Stan the Tran
>>86135119
Social Justice
>>86136766
Heh
>>86135119
Goebbels
Zarya
Her name is literally Mystery Girl. It's on her driver's license.
C'mon, a quirky chick like her without some goofy ass made up name she thinks makes her sound cool?
>>86135204
Nee-sama
>>86135119
Strawberry?
I mean, Sour Cream and Onion exist.
>>86135497
80 keks
>>86135914
it wasnt that funny dude
Squirter
>>86135458
Sans
steven 2
>>86137293
my first thoughts
>>86135119
Sheesa Wholotta-Rosy
>>86135119
Lily Stone
>>86135808
From a brick house into an MBT.
Sylvia of course
>>86135432
>>86135442
>>86135204
>>86135539
>>86136070
>>86136197
good jab yall
>>86135119
tumblrina
>>86135119
Saffron Stonecrop.
>>86135119
Bethan
>>86135119
WHERE IS THE PORN
Mindless Pandering
Sanguine, my brother!
>>86142669
on tumblr
>>86135119
MarySue
Haruko Haruhara
Shaka Kahn
Donne utsteel
>>86135119
sandy vagina
Yoshiage Ki-
FAT FUCK
FAT FUCK
FAT FUCKING FUCK!
>>86138367
this disrespect
Stevonnie
>>86135119
>her
Xhre name is Soniqueh
>>86136735
>She and Pearl break up after she realizes (or at least thinks) Pearl is just using her as a replacement for Rose and not treating her like her own person.
So you want literal paint by numbers plots?
>>86137405
Fucking hell, it is lion isnt it?
Panda Ring
>>86135119
>her
how DARE you misgender and species shclim!
Shcle is a proud agendered bi-species hominid/metal hybrid dragonkin you cis scum
Maybe if she had done something the episode wouldn't have been so boring
Valerie
>>86135119
sally sue susan samantha
>>86144145
>both have pink hair
wow there's no way to prove this theory wrong, it must be true
I just realized the true context of this episode.
>what if i told you that the world was gonna end, and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends
>Last One out of Beach City
last 'fluff' episode before shit gets real
>next episodes are the two-parter 'Gem Harvest'
which has already been foreshadowed to be seriously heavy shit, and quite possibly throwing a huge heaping of further moral ambiguity on the CGs
>>86135119
"Disgusting fat fuck".
>>86135119lord moldybutt
>>86138367
>Ramona
this isn't even the right thread and she still gets my jimmies rustled.
>>86135119
STRANGER
Synstylae.
>>86145678
>>86135119
her name isJOHN CENA
>>86135119
"S"hrapnel Face.
>>86135119
"Self Insert," but her maiden name is Sonichu.
Salami.
>>86135497
Oh my Kek
>>86135119
Ugly McPigface
>>86142669
>Not using question marks
how has no one said punk diamond yet?
Wreck it Ralph
Think about it. What else starts with "s"? That's right,SNEEPLE
rose
rose court
>>86135119
Lithium Quartz
Teta
>>86135119
Shemale
>>86135119
Buffalo Gal
>>86135119
Dil
Wow you people fucking love this new character
jew magic strikes again
>>86135119
Rose Lalonde
>>86135119
Steven/Jasper fusion leading a secret double life. It's got his nose.
Stella Virgin
>>86135119
Zoosmell Pooplord
>>86155092
...and this was outright stated, when?
Go back to your cave of crippling misery and depression, people are having fun here.
Saffron
Sugar
>>86135119
Rose 2.0
Replacement Girlfriend
Let's Try This Again
Zombie Rose
My Dead Crush
Don't Talk So I Can Pretend You're Her
Here, Wear This Fatsuit While We Fuck
Hold This Shield and Sword And Take Off Your Pants
>>86154921
won't you come tonight
Zuke confirmed it's "Sheena"
>>86157631
Sheena Big?
>>86157631
source?
>>86157631
Would be fun for punk rocker jokes at least
Punk Diamond
>>86157631
That's just her head canon, but it's as good a name as any
>>86135119
Hugh Mungus
>>86135119
Bud.
>>86135497
The fact it that has rose in the name makes it even better.
>>86158990
>>86136917
>>86142669
ya buddy
>>86135119
Thicc 'The Clit Commander' Pinkley
>>86158990Hugh Mungus what?
>>86136464
>>86137186
Her name should be "N'wah"
>>86156416
Holy shit lmao
>>86135119
Pearl goes to jail when?
>>86136949
Chiquita opposite-of-banana
>>86155092
>not reading this post in morty's voice
daily reminder that I did nothing wrong
this will happen in canon.
>>86135119
A better question is... is she going to be a returning character?
>>86161071
I hope that shit happens, because Pearl is such a shit character. Honestly.
>>86135119
Howard mcTwat
>>86161071
>Pearl knocks on Not Rose's door and giggles with anticipation
>Not Rose answers the door
>Pearl deflates as her smiles leaves her face
>Not Rose's hair is brown because she hadn't dyed it
>Hey, Pearl. Wanna come in and share a drink
>Pearl makes up an excuse to leave
>Not Rose wonders what the hell happened
>>86161071
>>86161192
>Implying "not" Rose already has a gf
I want to see Pearl get crushed again.
>>86137293
>Invites Pearl over to her place, alone
>gets her nice and relaxed
>Suddenly she rips out Pearl's gem right out of her head and stomps it into dust
>>86161117
if she fucked up with gatnet THAT bad then it wouldn't surprise me if she ends up fucking up with NotRose BAD.
>>86161004
You killed for fun.
>>86135119
sabina
>>86161004
YOU CAN'T BRING PINK DIAMOND BACK YOU BIG-HAIRED BITCH
NOTHING YOU CAN DO, INCLUDING MAKING THAT HALF-BREED ABOMINATION, CAN MAKE UP FOR KILLING AN INFANT GODDESS
there any porn of this girl?
I want to insert my privileged straight white male penis inside her
>>86161401
On tumblr.
>>86135119
Suzzy
>>86161330
oh...OH! no I didn't, I just shattered them and bubbled their pieces.
they aren't dead, right? I just fucked up with PD but nothing else.
>>86155110
>>86155311
>mfw there are still a good amount of us remaining
>>86161396
Lion > PD
He is the Alpha and the Omega. The Cookie Cat and the Lion Licker. Agem.
>>86161396
don't be silly anon, I'll fix her with some glue, I still had her shards bubbled inside lion on the chest.
you'll see everything will turn out fine.
>>86161450
>The sword itself is literally canon confirmed not to harm gems
It wouldn't have been what rose used to shatter PD. Shit's triggering my autism.
>>86135539
underrated af
>>86161450
>>86161450
It's fine, you just have to cry a little
People on this show do it all the time c'mon
>>86161468
I wish you would all die off!
>>86161555
>>86161597
ummm...that was...pretty mean.
>>86135539
When there's a Batman general we'll talk
>>86161613
Sericea
>>86135119
Sereza
>>86135119
Storm for the lightning bolt decal on her helmet.
This guy's guess was good too:
>>86140359
>>86158923
What's "Sheena is a punk rocker?" A line from something? I'd google it but I'm on a toaster.
So...Last One Out of Beach City was actually a FLCL episode?
>>86161545
>on the chest.
It's on his belly.
>"You NEVER LET ME TOUCH YOUR BELLY!"
>>86161819
>>86161862
Thanks senpai
>>86161829
That Mike Krol guy's music certainly gave me a Pillows vibe. Wonder if he's a fan?
>>86161944
>"It's that kid. Was he Quartzized...did he acquire the Pirate Queen's power?"
It would make perfect sense to me if it ended on a guitar fight and Steven telling the final boss he loved her.
>>86135119
I really really really want her to meat Greg and just hit it off with him from the beginning. Greg just knows everything about the bands she likes and has all these interesting stories from when he was musician. She actually has a copy of his one album. And on the side you just watch Pearl FUCKING LOSE IT. But nothings going on it's completely platonic and the fact that she looks so much like Rose kind of makes him sad or uneasy. But Pearl spirals back down into this rage of hating Greg. REALLY FUCKING HATING GREG.
>>86162109
>I really really want character regression
No.
>>86135119
>Literally the only human in the whole show with an eye color other than black
She's a fucking gem calling that shit now
>>86162416
Nah, Of course by the end she'd get over it. It would be one of those step back but two step forwards kinda thing. Where she ends up having confidence in herself and understanding relationships a little better. And then you know you reveal "S" is a home world spy.
Huh. Kimson Albert was on this episode. Somehow that makes more sense.
>>86135119
BARNABY JONES
>>86161663
Ma'am. I think you are pretty hot and I would like to dedicate this song to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4&index=1&list=LLSq3mJ6h1YKurfkCvq68dbw
>>86158923
Maybe I'm being cynical because what I took from this is it took 4 people to design 90's grunge rock Rose.
>>86162079
You mean ukulele fight.
And yes, the Tenacious Steve will challenge the Diamonds to a uke-off.
>>86135432
I don't get this one. Can someone please explain? I even googled it.
>>86135119
Slabs Sausagefingers
>>86136659
Big McLargehuge
Long Tall Sally
>>86162468
>who is sour cream?
this show went full homo real fast, any conservatives whining about it?
>>86161281
Literally worse than NTR doujins.
Simba
>>86135119
Rosaline
>>86167621
>Pearl likes WOMEN?! That came out of NOWHERE, man!
If she's got ears she can't be a gem
>>86135119
Steven from the future.