We trigger /co/mic readers.

>>86121214
I thought that moment was pretty cool desu

>>86121214
Wait, Thor being a badass triggers people?

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This man will still be writing Spider-man in 5 years.

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DC will always be better than Marvel

>>86121421
what the fuck is the story behind this one? Clone or some shit?

>>86121504
Wouldn't neither of those things actually benefit him? Like the shield is worthless to him and the hammer would only be a fractional power boost

>>86121407
Kek

>>86121527

Zambie universe, that one page is pretty much the highlight of it all, and sums it up

>>86121527
It was in Marvel Zombies. Sandman got paranoid cause the Zombie spiderman was eating all of the other villains.

>>86121527
It's from Marvel Zombies.

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Vote Trump

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Deadpool is so funny. Easily best comic character

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This picture was drawn by Brianna Wu, as a cover for the magazine Crossed Genres.

"Brianna went to University of Mississippi, where a famous race riot took place - thus the building is the Lyceum, where you can still see the bullet holes in the columns. As one of the lone liberals on campus, Bri wanted to do her own comentary on it. So... we see Martin Luther King hit with a rocket, but it's ok - because he's a Terminator. And we also see KKK members, but they're all sexy ninja girls in skimpy white outfits, and now that MLK is free at last from his fleshy shell, he's going to kick their butts. Sixties girls in go-go boots and jetpacks fight alongside."

>>86121668
Interestingly enough, it was your comment and not the panel that peeved me off.

>>86121692
What in the actual fuck?

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>>86121295
will he live that long?
>>86121527
Marvel Zombies, in that particular story is after the original Zombie Universe refugees escape to different universes. Zombie Pete goes to a different universe as well, ending up in one similar to Silver Age Spidey. I forget the name but that Egpytian Artifact that can alter reality is there so he wants to use it to make himself human or whatever. But on the way he eats his Alternateself and foils a Museum heist for the artifact by eating all the villains, then freaks out and eats all his friends as well. And then rips off his Skin and says Peter Parker no more.

>>86121563
Shield can take hits better than him. If anything it lets him save up on solar energy lost to tanking hits.

>fractional power boost

Oh boi

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This must be a edit, right?

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This might be too much

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This must've been the worst issue I read all year.

>>86121421
This moment was much much cooler in Fight Night.

>>86121787
What monster wrote this?

>>86121421
Peter being horribly murdered actually does trigger me, it just makes me feel unwell in the most personal way possible.

>>86121763
It most likely is, but someone please confirm I need to know

>>86121214
tv

>>86121787
That doesn't sound like something Wolverine would say.

>>86121858
Hapless
>>86121862
>ywn read a Spidey saga where he and MJ stay together
>ywn read a Spidey saga where their daughter grows up and web slings alongside her dad
>ywn read Peter retiring from heroics while advising his daughter and stopping new threats to NYC
>ywn read Normie becoming the goblin again
>ywn read Mayday being gutwrenchingly murderkilled by the Goblin
>ywn read Back in Black II

>>86121692
Is she literally insane?

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>>86121858
This guy.

>>86121792
in what?

>>86122055
>Nothin personnell, kid

>ywn read a Spidey saga where he and MJ stay together

Every saga ever in the newspaper strip?

>>86122160
There's an elseworld thing going on doing that.
Renew Your Vows

>>86122153
That story really has lost all of it's impact now. Renew Your Vows is coming, and as I mentioned, the newspaper strip revealed that was all a bad dream. They've been married 30 years just about.

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Triggered self, MFW this will never be published

>>86122180
I'm assuming this was a Bendis issue?

>>86122218
I can never hate his X-Run because of that page. Way fucking overdue

>>86121787
Am i meant to be triggered by the anime bit.
This seems fine. (Sjw character replacments aside)

>>86122218
Benis :DDD

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Guarantee triggers for all

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>>86122297

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>>86122265
JEAN FAG GET OUUUUT!

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>>86122319
>>86122297

>>86121986
What the fuck is wrong with you?

may as well bring out the big guns

>>86121748
Close but Zombie-Man doesn't eat that universe's Peter. Sandman sees the zombie eating the villains, then mistakes the real Peter for the zombie later and kills him.

>>86122297
>>86122319
>>86122340
What am I supposed to be mad about?

>>86121289
Yeah, Thor committed war crime.

Women and minorities are in comic books.

>>86122432
"Warcrime" doesn't translate well to old Norse

>>86122180
A great life lesson from Shaggy.

>>86122432
:^)

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>>86122390
Considered posting this too, so have another one

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this still makes me mad

>>86122432
Aha! I got you!

>>86122539
Clever.

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>>86122383
You know you'd read it.

>>86122539
But we said trigger readers, not writers.

>>86122589
No, I wouldn't.
>OH BOY MORE PETER PARKER SUFFERING, HOW FUCKING NOVEL

>>86122589
I wouldn't because I like Mayday more than Peter.

>>86122503
This is why Stan Lee stole the life force from that nig

>>86122581
PORK! Dammit, people!

>>86121447

That's actually a good Nite Owl.

>>86122683
Stan Lee had literally nothing to do with Silver Surfer's creation.

> no deathstroke beating the entire justice league yet

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I'm surprised nobody has posted it yet

>>86121421
so that's what those panels are from

>>86122581
#MAXIMUMEDGE

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>>86122747

RRAAAALL

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>>86122297
>>86122340
>Adventure Comics #247
Nice.

>>86122197
What newspaper strip?

>>86121447
That's a pretty good Nite Owl II.

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Hey Muties,
My name is Alex, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, mutants who spend every second of their day punching stupid ass villains. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any recognition? I mean, I guess it’s fun hating people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than committing genocide.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of a spaceship, and member of the Avengers. What do you do, other than bitch and moan about persecution? I also get a whole Avengers squad, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just drown yourselves in hobo piss. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>86122966
But this is /co/mblr

>>86121214
Ant-man is more relevant then Superman

>>86122789
whaaaaaAAAAAAAAAT?!!!

>>86121447
captures sad sack dan pretty well

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>>86123008
You went and did it.
Nice.

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>>86122899

>>86122789
That literally is Harley though, trying to cover her ass.

>>86122489
>Doomsday doing that
....What the Hell? If you want to put anyone there have it be Mxzlpltk.

>>86122539
kek

>>86122899
>>86123170
I don't get it

>>86123207
>bruce eats well done meat
what a fag

>>86123238
Superjail

>>86123207
But Bruce Wayne is supposed to be an insufferable asshole, it's a cover

>>86123011
and you're retarded

>>86123101
the girl is Harley Quinn the point of the panel is to show how deluded she is.

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>>86123074
Oh well just LOOK AT YOU

You think we're easy or something? You think you can just slide your enlightment down our hungry throats. Silencing our voices that cry out for answers with throbbing hard pieces of disinformation. Then throwing us over the tables of society, lifting up our frilly skirts and pounding that blue pill into us as we scream out "FUCK US LIKE THE SILLY GOY THAT WE ARE AHHHGHSHAH~"

IT AIN'T HAPPENING, JACK!

The Watchmen movie was better than the comic.

>>86121214
Context?

Marville is a masterpiece, pure comickino. MCU adaptation when?

>>86123364
>wanting pink in your meat.
Sure your undercooked crap is safe to eat but it does not taste any good.

>>86123008
toppest of keks

>>86122030
>she

>>86121504
This trigger me because of the mexican publishing house that had a monopoly over pretty much all licenses (Marvel, DC, Imagen, Dark Horse, etc) and wasted their capital on the singer career of the CEO's son, leaving México without cheap comic for many heard (other than Marvel whose license were bought by another publishing house.

Tl;dr I'm a faggot

>>86123673
ooh, that's a good one

>>86123008
>You are all faggots who should just drown yourselves in hobo piss
fucking lol

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>>86121214
here this triggers CO everytime.

>>86123809
Triggered

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Anime>>>>>>>>>Cartoons

>>86122272
If you are remotely familiar with X-23, that issue is pretty amazing.

You know, there's changing a character completely and just not acknowledging it at all and then there's acknowledging that the change happened and providing the exact worst reason imaginable (she did it for a terrible relationship that she shouldn't have any stake in and in fact, the lengths she just describes here, basically mean that it's a bad relationship for her to begin with).

Then you add the fact that the dialogue is cringe with the anime references and meme spouting.
Then for an encore, she loses composure and yells at him about how hard it is for her to keep speaking and emoting normally - all while speaking and emoting normally.

>>86123658
Thor goes to parlay after the space alliance gets their collective shit tucked.
He's asked to relinquish Mjolnir so he throws it near a nearby sun.
Ayylmao tells him he's shit and there will be no bargain.
Thor summons his hammer, has it slingshot around the sun, and concludes the negotiations.

One anon spergs about it being a warcrime. Even though the terms of the deal were altered.
Sperg claims Steve was also complicit in undermining the rules of engagement and it's out of character, but it's pretty clear Thor made the call on his own. Steve just commentates that there's "a reckoning" when the Shi'ar notice Mjolnir barreling at incredible speed back to them.

>>86123809
What movie is she talking about?

>>86124028
Ace ventura

>>86123766
Editorial vid?

>>86121910

That's why she's the All-New, All-Different Wolverine.

>>86122457
Cool I guess

>>86123766
>for many heard
BUILD WALL puto

>>86122124
I legitimately stopped buying Marvel when this happened.

>>86124028
Godzilla 98

>>86124028
Men in Black

>>86124544
God damn, Miles is a pimp. Is being wanted by all the bitches part of the Spider-Man legacy?

>>86124028
Space Jam

>>86124729
The filename triggered me more than the actual image.

>>86124054
Yep
>>86124387
Well, that's what I get for posting on my cellphone

>>86124544
This only triggers waifufaggots.

>>86124704
Well when your creator is Bendis you can do anything you want.

>>86121214
Why are Billy and Mandy from the cartoon Billy and Mandy friends?
It doesn't make any sense
she hates everybody!
I can see why she likes Grim with his powers and all ....but billy? why?

>>86121763
damn i wana read that comic book

>>86122297
Looks like a lot of FUN
-Carlos

>>86123958
Thanks.

Is this recent?

>>86121214
Did Thor just kill Guyver?
Who's gonna stop the Zoanoids?

>>86124028
Anything, according to SJW tenets, or cool world.

>>86124803
because she wants his dick.

>>86124874
2014?
It was during Infinity. The ending with Thanos's kid was steamy shit, but otherwise it was really cool, even if it did spawn this Inhuman cancer--it did it in a callback to Earth X which was neat, I thought.

I'd say just read his whole New/Avengers run. Lotsa good stuff in it. New Avengers especially.

>>86124729
I honestly liked this.
Not the story itself that was trash but i like the way dc instantly learnt from there mistake and wonder women has not gone full retard like that since.

>>86124729
this is terrible

>>86121692
My god she really is just absolutely insane.

>>86125002
>Hackman
>good

>>86121668
This is stupid on so many levels.

If the Hammer is returning to Thor, why is it returning as if he threw it at himself?

>>86124880
Now I want that crossover

>>86125002
>it's an "Earth X prediction comes true" episode

>>86122432
But that guy hit him first, Thor only killed him for attacking at a peace conference.

>>8612503
>Ewing
>good
Whoa, how'd I do that?!

>>86125040
the hammer was returning to him but deadpool used pym particles to make it bigger in mid air

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>>86123127

>>86125163
And?

Why would it return HEAD FIRST?

Also, he controls that thing telepathically, why would he purposely CRUSH HIMSELF.

Also, When have Pym particles ever worked on Thor's hammer?

>>86124028
all of them

>>86125215
>Why would it return HEAD FIRST?
It often does. I recall a comic where he is threatening Loki by returning the hammer

He usually just grabs the shaft before it hits anything

>>86125458
Nope.

OP shows how Thor always grabs his hammer

>>86121214

It's just a bullshit way to get Thor out of the way because it's a "X popular character kills the Marvel universe"

>>86125520
OP here, I can post some more of that for context, but the hammer flies head first through the ayylmao. In a way both of you are correct, still doesn't explain the Pym particles.

>>86125122
What are you talking about?

>>86124637
What took you so long

>>86124704
Bitches love Spider-Man

>>86121763
Yeah. I seem to recall seening it in an old thread on 8-1chan for the first time.

>>86121214
That moment was pretty rad, actually. One of the highlights of Infinity.

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>>86122124
Lost.

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>>86121763
>>86121867
>>86124828

Don't tell me any of you actually thought it was real?

>>86126065
i knew the breasts wasnt real, i just wanted to read the comic

>>86126242
>i just wanted to read the comic

It's crap. Honestly not really worth it. Titles in the name of the image, if you want to try and find it.

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>>86121214

>>86122751
Isn't the rumor that he designed him, thinking he'd be cool, and Kirby reworked the story to fit him in?

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>>86121214
Continuing past issue 12. :')

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>>86123868
What's the difference

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>>86123207
>tfw I eat well done meat because anything else forces me to projectile vomit all over the place due to my bitchboy stomach

Why do people care so much about what others choose to eat anyway? It's more annoying than the "pineapple pizza is fucking garbage" opinion that everyone seems to shit themselves over.

>>86124544
>Spider-Man getting bitches has always been something a Spider-Man does
>Now it's apparently a bad thing.

I agree the fact is Bendis is bad, but the idea itself is not out of the ordinary.

>>86123809
this decade will suck come next decade

the most progressive people now will be seen as bigots in time

>>86126791
unless of course we regress, or progress depending on your viewpoint.

>>86126716
really, the best level of doneness for a steak, is the level of doneness you personally prefer
however, at the very least, everyone should try each level of doneness at least once, instead of just assuming they're terrible

Live action is a part of /co/ and will never leave

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>>86126716
cause it absolutely destroys almost all flavour?

I guarantee you drench your well done piece of rubber with too much sauce as well.

Buying an expensive steak, then cooking it to well done is literally just throwing money away, because everything you're paying for in high quality gets destroyed. You might as well buy cheap shit and cook it the same. There's no difference at that level.

You might as well just eat a burger.

Some people also overcook steak because of the whole 'you have to make sure your chicken is cooked well enough so you don't get sick' thing. They just apply that to everything.

Well done fags disgust me.

>>86122180
I hate Scott so much, I wish he'd appear in a title called 'The Many Deaths of Cyclops" where he gets killed over and over again, month after month. I'd be a lifetime subscriber.

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>>86126904
I guess you're right. It's not like I haven't tried different variants of steak, because I had to in order to realize what would make me puke. It kind of sucks because medium steak tastes much better.

>>86126933
>tumblr image
It's like you're too retarded to listen to the fact that "I can't eat it or I'll throw up". I've tried medium/rare(the most) and other variants and my stomach just can't handle it. Then again, I'm just as much as a retard as you for replying to your obvious bait.

>>86127003
Damn, Logan, aren't you "dead"?
Also, why?
Scott dindu nuffin.

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>>86123207

Waid is shit.

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>>86127003
Can I get one of those for batman? Have every DC character get their turn at crushing his spine/splattering him on the pavement.

..and I like batman. This is entirely a fuck you to the batfags. I'd buy each issue four times.

>>86126904
objectively correct, thank you wise anon.
THIS DISCUSSION IS TERMINATED.

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>>86127104
>I can't eat it or I'll throw up

Not bait, everything I've given is a valid reason you'll get if you ask a chef.

If you have a medical reason, then you're obviously exempt from the faggot group.

Though probably not, because you're throwing a god damn hissy fit over this like a bitch.

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>>86127225
D'awww. Did me calling you retarded hit a nerve, anon?

>>86127152
>and I like Batman.

I've had this reaction as well. Every time there's another preptime moment I just want to see Bruce get blown the fuck out by someone who isn't the Joker.

Actually, the same goes for Harley Quinn and the Joker as well, despite the Joker being one of the greatest villains of all time.

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>>86127290
No? I'm not sure why you're getting so worked up over this. I gave you valid reasons and you're reeeeing over it.

Enjoy your sub par steak.

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>>86121214

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>>86127348
Getting worked up ≠ Picking on you for caring so much about food off of /ck/

But thanks, I will!

>>86125037
Get the fuck out. Danny and Misty, OTP

>>86126348
Locke, is that you?

>>86124028
None in specific.

>>86127430
>Luke and Jessica happens in Netflix series

Will Danny/Misty happen in Iron Fist? Fraction convinced me that they're pretty much meant for each other.

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>>86126716

>tfw I can't even eat red meat because of my digestive problems.

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>>86127425
whatever you say, pal.

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>>86121421
This just show that if Sandman wanted he could easily kill Spiderman, it Peter didn't had plot armor that makes his villains don't do the easiest attack. Who can take any Spidey fight seriously after this?

>>86121421
That is a fucking horrifying way to die.

>>86127586
>That one issue of Marvel Adventures Spidey with him and Chat planning how to beat Sandman

>How do you usually beat him?
>I don't know, I just get lucky. He usually gets himself stuck in a dump truck or something.

>>86127801
he's already a zombie at that point, so I guess its technically just burial.

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>>86127377

>>86125520
Mjolnir flies head first and passes Thor, so Thos just grabs it backhanded at the shaft when the head is behind him. Enlarging the hammer probably meant it still had the same trajectory and instead of passing Thor, it crushed him laterally. And that seems to concur with the events as shown.

>MansplainingWonderWoman.jpeg

>>86122789
Nobody could ever have written something so stupid.

>>86127872
No, that was that universe's regular Spider-Man who Sandman though was chimping out due to Zombie Spidey getting hangry.

>>86121668


Why do pym particles even work on his hammer?

But fuck it, let's say they do.
Why is that enough to nearly kill thor?
Also he's easily strong enough ti lift something that large and that's ignoring the fact that mjlonir responds to him.

Just one of the many unsatisfying kills in that book.

I mean how does he get his head exploded but regrow it by the time sue storm turns around?

>>86121407
But Batman is a dad

>>86128004
I'm not triggered but I do hate this trope of beating a martial arts master by throwing technique out the window and trying to be wild and unpredictable. Sure if you are really lucky you might got a shot in but your going to get your ass handed to you if you flail wildly.

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Trigger warning! Triggers!

>>86121787

>Hopeless trying to excuse his shit writing through Laura

>>86122297
>>86122319

>No CGC grades
>Just a regular bags & boards

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>>86121214
Has one of OMIT's defining moments been posted yet? Because Rivera was wasted on this garbage.

>>86128364
motherfucker

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Hail Hydra.

>>86128699
I've got zero issues with red hulk doing this. Unless I'm missing something?

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>>86127003
But it really WAS NOT HIM. All 5 of them were going crazy and did some terrible shit. Why the fuck is Cyclops the only one that is being blamed for the actions he did while he had the Phoenix Force in him?

>>86128736
Most people don't like Loeb's run on Red Hulk where he had him beating guys like Thor, Silver Surfer and Terrax.

>>86122124
God damn you.

>>86124731
I remembered when someone storytimed. It was somehow both the greatest and worst thing at the same time. It was just so bizarre that I just had to follow that thread. It's kind of like when someone storytimes tails gets trolled.

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>>86122658
say it with me
HYPER-CRISIS

>>86128660
you know thats a pretty cool, if not overly simplistic costume, i dig the metal eyes a lot.

>>86128805
from what i can gather from that page however, he absorbs energy, therefor could have the capacity to be stronker than those duderinos, no?

>>86122432
It trigger this one "war vet" anon, it was a fun thread.

>>86128149
>Why do pym particles even work on his hammer?
Why wouldn't they?

>>86121986
Fuck that shit, I hate you.

>Feminism is Equal rights for both men and women

>>86121214
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE

>>86121787
> Bad-English-Dub-Anime Terrible
Would Warren even know what this is? I mean he's had time to acclimate to the present, but...that?

>>86130042
isnt that what it is though? like in the real world not here or tumblr

>>86126933
>IT DESTROYS THE FLAVOR
tn: "I don't like it"
Fire was literally invented because it made meat taste better, rarefags please go, your worms are calling you to bed.

>>86121986
why would I want to read Ultimate MC2 when regular MC2 already exists?

>>86124028
Something About Mary

>>86121862
It may help if you remember that he deserves it and worse, being a man who willingly sold his daughter to the devil.

>>86130511
difference between cooking and eating raw, mate.

Don't be an idiot.

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Superior Spider-Man was and still is one of the best Spider-Man comics.

>>86121692
why isnt "he" dead now this genuinely pisses me off

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>>86123170
Holy shit where has this been all my life

>>86123809
I was just thinking about this today and why, exactly, it perfectly summarizes the state of Tumblr. Think about D&D definitions of Good vs Evil. Good isn't always sunshine and lollipops, and Evil isn't kicking puppies. At the heart of it, it's a dichotomy of Me vs Everyone else. Good people care more about others. Evil people care about themselves most. It's like with small children, how they're very focused on themselves. This comic is clearly the product of someone focused only on themselves.

Think about the subject matter... how would you make this comic if you had to? Maybe, possibly, open with the character. But as soon as she starts watching the movie, you FUCKING SHOW THE SCENES FROM THE MOVIE THAT ARE TRIGGERING YOU. It's not only comic strip 101, it's logic 101. But, no, because this was drawn by Tumblr personified, we only see the same boring, bland, snowflake character reacting to things we can't see. The fact that we didn't care about this character in the least to begin with can't even begin to be processed by the artist - she is the center of the universe, and her reaction to the triggering offense is clearly the most important part of the experience. It's also why she lacks the ability to appreciate a property from the perspective of the era it was created: the only that matters in the universe is she as she is right at this moment. It's also why the artist is probably fat and has piercings/tattoos/hair color she will regret in five years if not sooner.

Tumblr: nothing is more important than how I, personally, feel right now.

>>86123364
Kansas and most of the US farmland got done in by Magogs's shenanigans, well done is probably the safe bet.

>>86131482
you know what youre right, i completely forgot about that when i saw the pic. bruce isnt a fag, hes just smart enough to not get radiation poisoning. classic batgod!

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>>86121786

>>86128805
My biggest problem is that they never let him have his glorious mustache.

>>86121862

Same exact feelings here.

That page fucks with me psychology to the point where I get physically sick looking at it.

>>86130985
L E W D
E
W
D

>>86128752
Cause being Scott is suffering. Emma was fully ready to betray Scott. She was acting more evil than him and he just beat her to the punch but then again. Bendis did write that.

>>86122124

Yeah...this fucking triggers the fuck out of me.

I will not buy a single thing Marvel puts out until Peter and MJ are together canonically again.

The upcoming Renew Your Vows ongoing doesn't count as its in a completely different universe.

>>86131232
The rescue pissed me off more than this desu. That's not his fucking dog, don't boss it around.

>>86131601
Well that was going to ruin the surprise of who it was, how many characters in Hulk's history had his mustache?

>>86130985
Is that last panel really in the comic?

>>86131865
Of course not.

>>86130745
...And?

>>86121447
That's a great Ozy costume and actually better than the movie version.

>>86130411
>Dumping the awkward damaged girl with a history of self abuse whose dad just died
Warren just doesn't want to show up in that suicide note of the girl who can't die.

>>86128660
Why would this trigger /co/mic readers? It triggered everyone BUT comic readers.

>>86131687
If Renew Your Vows doesn't sell well then they have no reason to ever reintroduce that in the main canon.

/r/equesting a comic that was released last week. It is about a fat woman who can fly. She started out as a hot, average sized woman, who likes comics, and then boom is a fat ass with the power to fly.

My usual comic book store bought a shit ton and sold maybe 2, including their labor day sale. I am just surprised I haven't seen anything about it. The first page is just bad.

>>86123766
So that's what happened with editorial vid?
welp, fuck.

>>86122124
An i never bought another spider-man comic ever, got triggered HARD.

>>86124637
Gwen has sex with Green Gobbler?

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>>86132677
more triggering ahoy.

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>>86132677
And even more...

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>>86133111
>Green Gobbler

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>>86133534

>>86133456
Just say you liked the animated series. There's no harm in saying that. Just fucking stop pretending you're a fan when you hate where 70% of the material for the shows comes from.

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>>86133573

>>86131546
But by this time, The Ray, and various other energy heroes had absorbed and processed the radiation, and it was safe again.
Also Clark had been cultivating the land, getting it read for farming again. And if you want to go further, he made it possible for vast areas under the ice in Antarctica to be used as farmland. The soil there is some of the richest in the world, and it's completely untouched because of the climate.

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>>86121910
>Thatb doesn't sound like something Wolverine would say.

Funny because I can picture Logan saying everything on that page to either Scott or TigerTiger.
In fact I can't unsee it.
Make it stop.

>>86123300

This was drawn by Frank Miller, wasn't it?

>>86133573
Wait, I actually relate to this...

>>86123573

There wasn't even any nudity or explicit sex in the book to help balance out the shitty storyline.

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>its just creepy that they'd have batman and barbara gordon have sex

>>86123008
I miss Malice.

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>>86122432
Thor did nothing wrong. Shitface bug bastard refused to negotiate peace between them, physically attacked Thor when he was attempting to negotiate peace between them and threatened to destroy Earth/kill his mother. Shitface bug bastard got what he deserved.

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>>86127377
fuck red robin

>>86122789
But in context it's actually ok and written before writers starting doing this unironically. Also, that's Harley Quinn talking about herself, of course she'd see herself in a positive light.

>>86128097

The girl is literally Harley Quinn.

That's the joke.

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>>86133594
Alright.
Anon.
That's it, you need to leave.
We'll be fine, you just need to go.

>>86123673
this is a whole new level of bait

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If you wanna trigger people who believe this, show them Terry McGinnis.

>>86126716
I can understand if it's a legitimate medical issue like that or it's just a shitty steak that needs to be cooked more than usual, but you should never over-cook a good steak. There's nothing like a high quality expensive steak cooked blue.

>>86133594
>pearl and garnet
fucking please

>>86134119
>good steak
its a franchise diner in metropolis called "planet krypton"
the waiters are dressed as superheroes

>>86134091
So what, she's hot for effeminate men? Why doesn't she just fuck women who look a little butch instead?

>>86133971
Wait, they fucked?

>>86134169
Fair enough. I'd imagine Bruce is in it for the protein rather than the taste anyway. My statement still stands though.

>>86121692
T-this is a parody? R-right?
You are making fun of her, r-right?

>>86133154
There are times when I seriously wonder if this whole comic is a massive put-on. Like the writer has pushed the joke for so long that the joke has gotten wings and it's just gotten out of hand.

I mean if I were to write a comic about some intolerable little twat absolutely ignoring how everyone in the world is trying to pander and dance for him/her, this character would at least be my launch point.

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>>86134002

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>>86123207
Surprised no one has posted it

>>86133594
>family is so embarrassed by how ridiculous she looks they just pretend she's still a kid

>>86133626
Ah, so THAT'S how she met that older, married cancer guy.

>>86133717
Seriously, how can anyone be this fucking retarded? That's like saying rape ends up sucking the most for men because their wives are the victims. The fact Hillary Clinton said this makes it even worse

>>86134310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

>>86134091
Has anyone shown this faggot Grayson?

>>86133971
And this is supposed to be a problem because...?

>>86123207
>eating meat

>>86125962
Hes not Spider Man, and never will be

>>86134002
So, who is the father to that kid? And why'd she let herself get pregnant when she's still trying to superhero it up?

So many fucking simple questions, all hand waved by the notion that she's a stronk independant white wimmin who don't need no man and can balance basically being a freelance super cop with being a mother.

If that child of hers has any sense, it will hate her for the rest of it's days.

>>86132813
It's an Archer & Armstrong spinoff I believe.

>>86134522
his legs look like he's a satyr

>>86125224
Vision is pure PURE

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>>86133594

>>86128699
Gary stue away!

>>86127984
So Blackbolt got super cucked?

>>86135254
Gary Stu is dumb, Mary Sue is gender neutral.

>>86126429
Nope, Stan just told Jack to have the F4 fight God.

Came in later and saw a dude flying around on a surfboard.

>>86135326
I hope you realise just what you sound like

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>>86130745
Because it helps cement how good Peter is comparatively

>>86133602
That and how much you cook a steak has nothing to do with its radiation content

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>>86135479
>it helps cement how good Peter is comparatively

>>86133456
>I am a massive Batman fan.
>I do not read Batman.
FUCK, I wish my old laptop wouldn't have died so I could post a decent reaction image.

And yes, I know this is old as fuck.

she's not wrong

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>>86133456
>they're just good comics

>>86135898
Just think, Kate Leth isn't even unique in thinking. Marvel Comics has had their silly little stronghold over the comic book industry for decades now. It's so sad. Just think of the millions of people who think JUST like her.

>>86135666
Well, it does Satan

>>86133717
Fuck here's your you

>>86128314
He won because he poisoned her.

>>86123170
I laughed my ass off.

>>86124028
Silly Anon!
Everything is sexist, everything is racist, everything is homophobic; and I need to point it all out, you just need to sit there and take my word for it, because I'm an expert.

>>86134254
It's real

>>86121295
delete this

>>86135394
What? The label Mary Sue doesn't matter if the character is a boy or a girl.

>>86127377
That whole page is on par with Lobo using magnets to beat Clark because "man of steel" and Lobo is hip and fresh with the kids.

>>86121692
>Picture clearly played for laughs
>Anons going "what the fuck why is this so seriously drawn" just because of who drew it
It's the KKK as sexy ninja girls come on why are you even pretending to wonder.

>>86123207
Waid's most grievous sin desu

>>86123809
I'm surprised Stranger Things is as popular as it is with people like this given you could use the same arguments.