Alright?

's alright.

Jellyfish.. I mean.. do we need 'em?

I can't be dealin' wit this thread

>>86102816
I think this is Ricky's best work. The combination of Rick's demeanor, Steve's level-headedness, and Karl's charming stupidity came together to make something beautiful and memorable.

Now make me a reviewer, already.

>>86103091
Ellipses are three dots.

>So I went to the Hospital
>Let me guess, you asked for an ashtray

>>86103091
it would be spiteful..
to put jellyfish in a trifle!

>>86104802
I think you're pausing too long, m8

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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kkkaaaarrrlllllll
plllleeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee

So this /co/ place? Why even post here. Your just gonna get angry. Weird in'it

>>86105738
>Your just gonna get

>>86105738
No, you bumbling fool. The point is to talk about cartoons. The people who get mad are just tossers with nothing better to do.

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Right so one time there was this big red fellow and his friend a fishy bloke, right? And they where up investigating this place when some guy jumps out and points a gun at them. Only it wasn't a guy. It was a monkey.

>>86105789
'ang on now, I'm not 'avin a go, but um.. I mean, if.. if you like to.. 'ave a wanCk.. should that be... an insult?

>>86105965
You're talkin shit karl. There's no way a monkey would be there you dopey twat

With twins, there's always a snidy one

>>86105972
>wanCk

>>86107405
i dunno how else to express the way he overpronounces his Ks sometimes

>it's a K Dilkington episode
I don't even know why that's so funny

Best episode is ?

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>>86105409
>it's a Karl roasts Steve completely and utterly until Steve is an enraged mess episode

>>86106211
Now-now hold on, I want to hear this. What were they investigating for? Did they KNOW the monkey was going to be there?

>that moment in the XFM series where Karl gets so mad he starts talking through clenched teeth

>>86108303
>well, you know, no one likes to make fun of an invalid

>>86110270
Nah. They were lookin' fer' two geezers who stole a box wita fly innit.

>>86110514
jesus who let the chavs in here

>>86110514

Sure it was a fly and not a house spider?

Tingin' its way up the tube

>>86108303
when does this ever happen? I thouhgt i'd seen every episode

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>be rich
>over two metres tall
>history of scoring highest quality tail
>go to pieces when a bald man calls you invalid

>>86108200
>a man that doesn't exist
>a woman that hasn't been on tv or a film for 10 years

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My absolute favorite has to be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvrpRnwFFwo
>"the monkey starts backing up with the gun and the money"

>>86111734

fucking goggle eyed freak

>>86111628
Listen to XFM series 2. Karl gets fucking vicious.
This wasn't the best insult but it got the best reaction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB2Fc5ZJRds

>>86111628
have you listened to the radio show in its entirety?
>>86111734
in fairness, that's a severe insult in england. and he must be sensitive about being the ugliest man in the room when ricky gervais and karl pilkington are the only other people in it

oh 'ell, I wanna know what Karl thinks about Harambe

>>86112002
Ricky will probably whine about Harambe getting killed and saying Haramabe didn't ask to be in a zoo.

>>86103605
There is certainly a lot of odd charm to this.
I have heard tons of podcasts which is the closest thing to this but the chemistry of these guys is different

>>86111898

>That awkward pause after 1:40

BRUH

>>86112002
>So there was the this baby, right? It was with its parents at the park, an' it got out of their sights. So they said "oh bollocks" an' went lookin' for it. Finally, they find the little guy, an' it was some bloke that found him. He was just trying to protect him, see? But the parents thought he was a child napper. So they call the police, right? And the police shoot the bloke who was just tryin' to protect some kid.

>And the crazy part. That bloke was a monkey fellah

Anyone know where I can get the podcasts? Torrent or something.
Or at least where I can watch the series without it being in 240p.

>>86113653
Private trackers seem to be the only decent place to find anything that isn't top-of-the-viewcount shit like Game Of Thrones or what have you... TPB and KAT and others like it are slowly being weeded out.
Maybe try looking for it on a streaming site like kisscartoon? Though I doubt it's there.

>>86113693
Alright, I'll check. Thanks.

>>86111734

tbf XFM was years before Steve became super rich and famous and able to pull top tier girls. I doubt he'd have the same reactions now to Karl having a go.

>>86111734
Yeah but Steve a total skinny lank and while he can be charming he may be annoying as fuck and overly opinionated to stay in a relationship.

Ricky the worst of the three though

i'm hurting a lot

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Man Moths?

>>86113822
>Yeah but Steve a total

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>It could be your brother.

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>>86110551
>TING TANG BING BONG, IT TINING ITS WAY UP THE TUBE
Every fucking time I die from that.

>86115473
>IT TINING ITS

>tfw Ricky, Steve and Karl aren't mates anymore

>>86115560
im sure they'll do something in the future. you just got have hope that ricky won't let the last karl fade in to obscurity.

>>86111628
steve and karl dont talk to each other anymore on their twitter

they dont even mention each other professionally

i guess eventually they both took it too far

>>86115883
I guess Steve couldn't handle the bantz

>>86102816
Karl actually has the right idea about a lot of stuff, he's just not very good at expressing it.

Gervais is a cunt but it works in this context.

>>86116240
Max WIS, Low INT and all that.

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The time when Karl destroyed Ricky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoUw6CrhCA0

>>86116835
Karl makes the show.

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Did I tell you about the immune system?

so is karl, ricky, and steve no longer friends?

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LET HIM FINISH RICK

>>86102816

A show about three insufferable, overly-opinionated morons that somehow makes all three of them hilarious.

Any one of them on their own are awful, but put 'em all together and it's glorious.

Karl is probably the least terrible among them, because he actually is willing to acknowledge he's a bit of an idiot, he just doesn't care.

>>86112087
>I have heard tons of podcasts which is the closest thing to this

The Ricky Gervais Show literally is a podcast. They just took clips from their podcast and animated them.

>>86115841

Honestly, Karl is probably more famous than Ricky Gervais these days, at least in America.

spicy sausage

I love how Karl will get tired of thinking of something, give up, and frame it as if that's what the whole world did
he's always saying like "the moonky was called 86, because there were LOADS of moonkys at the time, an' they ran outta names" or "all the sounds have been used up now, some bird somewhere, he's gonna sound like.. like a corvette or something"

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Like, goombas, yeah? What are they?

>>86120566
Karl has moments where he's truly profound though.

>>86111898
Even Ricky couldn't turn it into a joke.

Daily reminder

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU7rb2qqEJs

>>86120594
what's with the blue bits?
>>86120620
oh indeed. i think he's too smart for his dodgy little brain to handle. it gets tired so easily.

>>86119136
Because alone they're opinionated idiots rambling on about their opinions no one cares about.
Together they have entertaining stupid arguments.
Karl alone would just explain his idea and never really go in depth or try to explain it. Ricky and Steve egg him on so he try and articulate his weird ideas. And either they fall apart or he exposes a weird kind of logic on how he got there. Either way it's entertaining to listen to. Ricky alone would just be the smug prick that Rick is. Steve just doesn't have the personality to carry on alone. So all together they create a machine that gets the most out of Karl. Or better yet, Karl is the cow, Stephen and Ricky are the milk machine.

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>have a skinny black friend
>literal personification of Karl
>same somewhat genius opinions except it's all about anime/fighting games/lack of a girlfriend

Anyone else know a Karl in their life?

>>86120847
Look at the actual characters' eyes.

>>86121090
they just have normal white eyes with black dots in them. mario and luigi have blue eyes but not wario and waluigi. and in the cas eof steve they seem to be like tears

>>86121136
Wario and Waluigi have blue bags around their eyes. The cartoon style of this show doesn't show the whites of anyones' eyes.

>>86121189
you still leave fleshtoned space around the pupils when you draw bags around eyes such as these

also, i seriously never noticed those weird lines around their eyes. they dont look like bags, at all. they look like some kind of horrible mistake.. but i'm lookin it up, and there they are

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>>86120594

>>86119166
no, its from between songs when they DJed on XFM

>>86120847
>oh indeed. i think he's too smart for his dodgy little brain to handle. it gets tired so easily.
Ricky has even admitted as much on the show. He says Karl is smarter than he thinks, it's just that he's really, really bad at articulating his points, so even when he's not talking shit, it comes out that way.

Though it does kill me when people say that Rick and Steve should just have been nicer to Karl and let him talk. Because the humor came from them egging him on. Even when Karl had a point, it's supposed to be for humor.

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>>86123578
How many of these exist?

the XFM show is god-tier.

>alright kirsty?

>>86117255

how does SuSAN put up with him. Women's a saint

>>86102816
Turns out OP was actually a monkey

>>86124325
well they're a little too mean sometimes
and it's natural to want to pick apart a situation like that, yknow? We all want to explain to the idiot the little details he's missing, or just end a Three's Company / Frasier type farce by just explaining that one tiny missing detail that would unravel it.
we can imagine the looks on their faces if we gave the little detail that solved the whole misunderstanding. but the tension of it NOT happening is why we watch

>>86116835

I love his inability to comprehend metaphor

>>86124883
>well they're a little too mean sometimes
Oh yeah, sometimes they all go too far, Karl included, but it's supposed to be for laughs.

>>86124932
i do the same kind of shit. it's like yeah that metaphor works, but if you take it a little further, it also explains why that statement isn't always true.. and it had to come from somewhere, but if that somewhere is inaccurate, it kinda tears the whole thing down dunnit

>>86124397
Not enough

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>>86120594
>>86123578
>>86124397

>>86121013
I am the Karl

>>86113653
literally just type in gervais xfm on youtube

>>86108200
Is there a poster for the other movie?

>>86123578
This is actually funny.

>>86121013
I know one who made Karl-type riddles/jokes.
The kind of jokes that nobody gets and your brain hurt when they get explained, not because they are smart but needlessly complicated and aimless.

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>>86126192
like his rockbusters?
>>86126369
i love when ricky talked about the animal he made up as a kid, with cheetah legs and gorilla arms and a scorpion tail and everything, and what would karl make up...
and it's just an armadillo shell for protection, a snail foot for suction (so they cant flip you over), and an owl's head so it's cute and humans will tolerate its presence. it was so depressingly practical

>>86124071
>its from between

>>86124600
Suzanne. Not Susan.

>>86121136
>cas eof

>>86131270
oh pardon me. like your spacebar doesn't misfire from time to time, increasingly over time as its springs wear out

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I can't be dealin' with this.

>>86131523
>Rear window
i'm sending you the bill for new sides

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>>86131398
>still uses a spring-based spacebar
get with the [CURRENT YEAR], boomer

>>86131761
ooh are those out now? i've wanted those forever.
though the lack of feedback would be probrematic
also i assume your fingers cast shadows

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>>86131523
holy shit

Bret

>>86125022
That's a little bit different, that's just spectrum disorder, homie.
Karl went on a tangent about glass houses and their many complications.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-FQeXGdAo

I love anytime his family comes up

I want to hear his opinions on Brexit.

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>>86132568
>politics, who needs 'em

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>>86132609

The citizens, Carl. Politics are how the country is run. This "Brexit" as they're calling it is going to have huge ramifications on our entire country and our position in the global economy.

If this isn't handled properly we could easily be looking at a depression.

>>86132568
>>86132609
I doubt he thinks of it as politics, and fails to see any connection to racism
karl's one of those typical dichotomies like you see in the working class south parts of america, since he's from the working class north part of england. they're sponges, but they hate anyone else getting in line to sponge too if they're from further away and speak a different language. they're mad at thatch for taking their decrept factory jobs away but happy to reap the benefits to the country in general

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>>86132735
It'll take more than that to make me depressed. I watched that nazi movie, Chandler's List, right? Felt nothin'. I keep hearin' bout how it's the saddest movie of all time but it was just a bloke disobeyin' orders.

>>86132735
>I never.. I never had to get a special license to work all around the world
>why can other countries decide the pound is worth less just because we've decided to stop letting them work here? why did we.. when did we give them that power?
>why've people gotta be racist against, eh, greeks an' that? I see english people goin' over there, setting up colonies, spending lotsa munny, not learning spanish...
>greek, Karl
>oh I was talking about spain. Barcelona

>>86116835
>Britcucks demand dictators to control every aspect of their lives and feel terrified at the possibility of freedom.

>>86132957
i think it's more that theyre terrified of their own government. i mean our whole country has guns so we can fight the king of england, and he's dead. imagine how bad they feel with the surviving royalty in their own backyard

>>86133025
That's why they still have Royalty, If they were to dissolve the crown entirely they'd go on a rampage, and their only weakness is guns. And they banned them. They're completely defenseless.

>>86133025
>i think it's more that theyre terrified of their own government.
Then why do they want to give them more power?
Are europeans all mindbroken sluts that have learned to stop worrying and love the boot heel or what?
> imagine how bad they feel with the surviving royalty in their own backyard
Their royal family have basically no power other than ceremonial (And emergency situations I think?) meanwhile their elected officials are one step off from the inner party of airstrip one.

>>86133310
they're trying to give someone ELSE's government power, see. not their own.
they have this idea that multinationalism makes you safer by distributing the powers, because they're idiots who don't understand that globalism has never worked like that

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>>86124600
Pic related.
Karl pretty much holds everything together.

>>86133466
>they're trying to give someone ELSE's government power, see. not their own
Both sides of the brexit debate want to be controlled by an oppressive government the only difference between them is which oppressive government they want.

>>86133592
he does mention pottering around the house doing handyman stuff, but it sounds as if she'd always rather he spend some of his tv money on a professional handyman

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>>86131523
I forgot about that anecdote

>>86133620
that's not how i remember it.

>>86124600
Either she embodies the epitome of Britian apathy or finds him to funny to leave.

On the other hand, despite being a dense motherfucker he does about her a lot. I don't remember the video or podcast but Karl doesn't really give two shits when his friends talk shit about him but one time Steve talked shit about Susan and Karl blew him the fuck out.

This is the best cartoon ever made.

>>86133674
>image
whoa wait, who is that?
It looks familiar..

>>86134055
Gumby character

>>86134055
specifically one of the Blockheads

>>86131813
They've been out for years man. The shadows aren't a big deal, it just assumes you hit the lowest covered key.

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>>86133782
Based Karl. Link or episode number?

>>86134675
that makes sense i suppose. but it means i couldnt hit the spacebar at the same or nearly the same time i hit another key or had my finger poised over it, casting a shadow across the spacebar...

>>86115560
Ricky and Karl are buds, but Karl asks Ricky not to talk about him since he doesn't like the attention.
Ricky and Steve though are for sure not mates anymore.

>>86135102
yeah. it's not a great product. i saw it in a store and tried it out.

I can see using it for your phone if you're travelling, alongside a cube mini-projector and microsoft arcmouse.

>>86116240
>>86116427
They all of them have average INT and WIS.

Karl overclocks his stats to come to creative and occasionally insightful conclusions at the price of being unable to communicate them in full. Despite failing conventional communication he still manages to be charming due to his interesting conclusions and CHA bonus.

Ricky plays it safe to the point of under using his stats, leaning on common knowledge instead. However, he still puts on airs of mental superiority. If he has a CHA bonus it is not applied to him, since he comes off as shrill. However it does work as a foil to Karl. -CHA to Ricky, +CHA to Karl, some kind of odd Aid Other action.

Steve is just straight up unmodified average but ends up being the best/least annoying communicator.

>>86135217
yeah the last time i paid attention to this tech coming out, it was to supplement laptops so they could get smaller
then stupidphones took over and i assumed people were done having decently-sized screens and keyboards

>>86135321
Honestly this is probably your best bet for travelling. But even then why not just get an ultraportable laptop?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/andromium/the-superbook-turn-your-smartphone-into-a-laptop-f

>>86135046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWyH87MbxI
The second Steve jokes about Susan rummaging through garbage he just wails on him.

>>86135371
the part that I was most looking forward to was replacing the three parts of a computer that break the most often and unexpectedly, and that could use the most adjustment. Yknow, with a projector the screen could be as big as you want. the keyboard could fit my massive hands and not necessarily have to have them right next to each other. The mouse would stop misfiring, that kinda shit. though yeah, when i first heard about this stuff, i regularly used a laptop and traveled. now i don't

Stephen always seemed like a bit of a cunt to me.

Ricky Gervais isn't anywhere near funny enough to cover how unpleasant and abrasive he is.

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>>86102816
So, there's these princesses, roight?

>>86124600
>I woke up. I looked at Suzanne, and she looked at me.
>I said "did I tell you about the immune system?"
>Suzanne started laughing
>I said "It's amazing"
>She said "not now"

Even his wife makes fun of him.

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>>86135464
FUCK. He was absolutely destroyed. Thanks for sharing, anon.

>>86114910
I just listened to this episode yesterday, working through the XFM from the start. Thanks for this, I forgot to look it up.

>That bit in XFM S1 E31 where Karl says Steve is weirder than some of the people in "Freaks", and just keeps GOING AND GOING digging himself deeper as Steve seethes.

>>86115560
How did they fall out?

>>86124071
Don't you mean it's from their talk show on XFM, where they occasionally played a record as a punchline or to fill space?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8rlkeQgbtU

I discovered this today: Learn English With Ricky Gervais

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw2bTpyHGCE

>>86135535
quite a cunt. but once in a while he admits it and says he's terrible.
he basically comes off like a guy who, on paper, should be absolutely awful interacting with others, but just happens to be a good enough actor to fake it.
>>86135464
i love how this is what qualifies as karl going mental
and he just honestly wants to shed light on a guy being demonstrably ugly and what he thinks of it. just like they, just the same, wanted to poke fun at how karl actually has a girlfriend

>>86136532
wasn't that just tops?
>Karl is bald. he has no hair
>what is.. why are chinese people going to need to know how to say this?
>IT'S NOT JUST CHINE- KARL!

>>86136250
he's so damn genuine about it

Does anyone else find Ricky Gervais not funny and a tool?

Ive watched some of his stuff and its shit beyond shit, also nothing annoys me more than people cracking up at their own 'jokes'.

>>86137035
>nothing annoys me more than people cracking up at their own 'jokes'.
i cant blame you there but it doesn't bother me.

I like him in the office. I like that other thing, where he works on a tv show that gets out of hand. i hate who he is as a person but i like a lot of his writing, i like his awkward humor, and i like that he never casts himself as the mary sue, always as the piece of garbage.

>>86137035
He doesn't have to be funny, he's just the catalyst.
"There is nothing funnier than Karl Pilkington in a corner being poked with a stick. I am that stick."

>>86137035
Muppets Most Wanted was his only good work

>>86134342
>>86134462
oh my fucking god I remember now!
That show actually had villians.

>>86137207
they were apparently based on the katzenjammer kids
clokey was fascinated by the way these two assholes could get into all kinds of shenanigans and still make everyone laugh instead of being horrified

>>86137332
The best kind of bad guys we deserve.

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>>86135686

>>86135686
What are they princesses of, Karl? Hmm?

>>86137539
Well, you know, just castles 'n things, ages ago.

>>86137779
Yeah, Karl, of course, but wheyere?

>>86133104
>guns will protect me from le goverment!
>a le sovreign citizen like me can easily destroy a tank or a gunship with small arms fire

conservautism

>>86139961
it forces them to USE their tanks, dumbass. then they look bad.
if they can quietly cart you off with nobody seeing it, then they get away with it

>>86139961
Good luck when Harry has decided he has a taste for human flesh

>>86135371
>the portability of a laptop with the power of a phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gBfvz36C6U

right, so after listening to a couple of these. I can see why the group might have fallen apart. I think Steve and Karl Dilkington just got too nasty with each other at one point and Karl keeps bringing up how funny he thinks steve looks and how he thinks hes gunna end up lonely cause he is tight with money.

And after watching the ricky gervais show seasons 1-4 I am surprised because most times it would be steve trying to calm rickys nonsense and trying to allow karl to get a word in and explain himself, but it seems as though the whole thing between them really soured.

>>86135046

OH NO BEAR IS DRIVING!

>>86103091
>jellyfish overblooming is actually a problem

Is Carl ever wrong about anything?

>>86135535

Stephen believes he's smarter than he actually is and because of this he thinks it's Ok for him to belittle a simple man like Karl to his face. This is why he's a cunt

>>86136860

>he's so damn genuine about it

That's why Steve was seething so hard. Karl wasn't giving him bantz, he genuinely thinks Steve looks like a freak. And he's right. Merchant looks like a fucking Doctor Who monster

>>86140966
weird innit

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>>86141072
weird that tho... like if you stop for a moment... back in like...carnival days, like the 1930's when you had bearded ladies n stuff, Steve would fit right in, slap a label saying worlds tallest man, people would pay to see that wouldnt they?

I always find it funny when people think Karl is the stupid one in this show.
He's the one guy who actually tries to think about things, no matter how defectively, instead of spouting vague dismissive platitudes and jeering.

>>86121013

>Anyone else know a Karl in their life?

My wife. I love my life

>>86141129
Karl:There's restaurants, that sell animal knobs (penis) that you can buy and eat.

Ricky:NOOO THERES NOT!

Karl: No, there is!

Ricky: Right, your talking shit again!

Karl: no, there really is a place.

NOTE: There are many restaurants around the world that sell animal genitalia, some consider it a delicacy

>>86141129

He's not thinking though. He'll take a metaphor or hypothetical and run it in an asinine direction.

They ask him "If you could have a super power" he thinks that if he says one he's gonna be obligated to join the avengers Tuesday.

It seems there is a lot of times when Karl will say something that either makes a decent amount of sense if you take a moment to think about what he means, or there are times where he will straight out say something that is in fact true.

And ricky will just sit there and say its bullshit and not true because its easy.

an example being when karl asked if people think in their accent. and ricky just brushed it off saying people only have thoughts and never hear their voice in their head as they think, Yet I can safely say I think thoughts in my head all the time in complete sentences and its often in my own voice. I dont just think emotions at people and have a quite upstairs like mr gervais who sees the world in black and white. Ricky seems like a close minded individual with no ounce of thought between his ears.

another example is when karl was trying to remember how old he was when he was at a wedding and ricky made fun of him for not knowing right off the bat because he had to think about it. sorry but if something is longer than 5-6 years ago I have to give it a second to try and remember things.

>>86141204
>He'll take a metaphor or hypothetical and run it in an asinine direction.
Good, people who use hypotheticals in lieu of arguments deserve worse.
>he thinks that if he says one he's gonna be obligated to join the avengers Tuesday.
That's basically true though?
Someone with super powers who doesn't be a hero or join up with similar bullshit organizations will be attacked by society easily.

anyone have the template? I have an idea or two for them.

>>86141224

Karl has also on numerous occasions said they should just stop making certain animals because he doesn't get anything out of them

>>86141204
he wants to try and give a interesting answer or try and belt one out that ricky wont jump on like an idiot because even when karl gives series answers ricky just pokes at his answers. personally I think Karl is sometimes dicking around when he answers them.

>>86141227
>Good, people who use hypotheticals in lieu of arguments deserve worse.

Except it's not an argument it's a listener question or something like that.

>Someone with super powers who doesn't be a hero or join up with similar bullshit organizations will be attacked by society easily.

It's a hypothetical. It's not going to happen either way.

>>86141233
wasps and mosquitos contribute absolutely nothing to the environment.

if either were to go extinct tomorrow our world would have a slight imbalance and then fix itself and we would be better for it.

There are in fact animals that do not need to be around.

>>86141233
To be fair I'd be cool if all mosquitos died and some species of frog died or something.

>>86141267
Certain wasp species pollinate figs, I like figs and wasps don't bother me.

>>86141224

Yeah when Ricky tried to imply that people never think in words I thought he was a fucking moron.

I don't think in my voice though. It's similar but it's more elegant than my own voice is

>>86141284
I don't care for figs.
Wasps bother me.
Checkmate.

>>86141284
wasps are highly aggressive and other animals such as bees and birds pollinate figs as well.

>>86135274
>Steve is just straight up unmodified average but ends up being the best/least annoying communicator.
Merchant is basically unlikeable smug pseudo-intellectuality personified.

>>86141267

Pandas for one. They're a complete evolutionary dead end

>>86141289
>I don't think in my voice though. It's similar but it's more elegant than my own voice is

you might be a crazy person

>>86141307
given how stupid they are and what ive seen them do and act like, kind of surprised pandas are not extinct already. Dont get me wrong pandas are cute...but dead fucking stupid

>>86141307
They're not that bad. They're slightly less endangered than they used to be.

>>86141322
5 out of 4 voices in my head say you are wrong...

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>>86141289
>Monkey News
>Karl is on some story about a Chimp doing some job a Chimp wouldn't have
>"A Chimp can't do X, they haven't opposable thumbs"

>>86141328
by direct and aggressive influence from humans. If humans hadnt stepped in, theyd be dead yall

>>86141267

Well, we'd probably see a drop in bird, spider, fish and amphibian populations if mosquitoes disappeared. And god knows what effects that would have.

>>86141302

Figs are specialists when it comes to pollination and require certain wasp species, much like some orchids that can only be pollinated by certain bees.

>>86141341
Karl doesnt make up the stories, he gets them sent into them. or finds them on the internet.

>>86141322
>>86141289
If I get deep enough in thought I tend to start giving trains of thoughts roles and personalities.

>>86141322

Nah It's still me and I'm not hearing voices but it's just not as gruff as my speaking voice. Anyway we don't actually sound like we think we do anyway. Record yourself and then play it back. It's quite surprising

>>86141362
>If I get deep enough in thought I tend to start giving trains of thoughts roles and personalities.

You are definitely a crazy person

>>86141345
That's because they're silly and they look nice. We ought to just have them as pets.

>>86141360
Exactly Karl doesn't lie, I doubt he has the capacity to lie actually, he just explains things poorly to the point they sound like bullshit.

>>86141251
>It's a hypothetical. It's not going to happen either way.
Then why are you bitching over Karl's answer for then?

>>86141360

It sounds like he reads them half way through then fills in the blanks with crazy

>>86141348
ok, now I know you are talking out your ass, because orchids make a nectar that make bees drunk and most bees that drink from them often go off and die.

>>86141374
Onetime he lied about doing a bungee jump for charity.

>>86141381
he is pacing himself for the story, he stops so if need be ricky or steve can ask questions because thats the point of monkey news.

>>86141379

Because he doesn't get hypothetical. Asking him what super power he'd like results in him fighting you every step of the way instead of saying "flight" or "wall crawling' or whatever

>>86141371
I wonder if we could make them smaller and more house worthy like we did with dogs and cats?, but what would we breed them with to make them smaller?

>>86141414

No Karls just middle aged and doesn't give a fuck about superheroes. SO when you say Superhero to him his mind instantly goes to Superman an he assumes he can do everything Superman can. It's why bullshit man was able to fly and he couldn't understand why that was wrong

>>86141425
Smaller pandas or maybe other species.

Knowing Chinese people those would be horrifyingly unhealthy

>>86141451

So say Superman and move on. It's not a question that involves an argument from him.

What power would you like
Superman
Next question

>>86141386

>orchids make a nectar that makes bees drunk

This is the first time I've ever heard of that. Some orchids do attract pollinators by giving them certain chemicals (which they need to synthesize pheromones) as a reward, so maybe you meant that.
To get back on topic, figs are so adapted to wasp species that you had non-native fig trees in Florida that didn't even reproduce until the wasp that was adapted to them also was introduced into the area.

>>86141467

But you don't understand why Karl doesn't understand. Superman is the superhero so to Karl all Superheroes have those powers by default

>>86141360
>Karl never had the opportunity of reading shitposts from 4chan

Karl is against medicine and honestly thinks we should just let people die and Wants them to make a way for them age backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpHbUIrJUTQ

>>86141588
Prime example of Karl actually thinking compared to the other two.
>Which did she choose?
>I don't think that's the point.
It is actually. Talking in generalities strip a choice like that of all meaning and make it into a simple line of pathos that ends all discussion right then and there "Oh no she had to make a terrible choice".
Compared to: "Christ, how did she go about making a choice like that." which can be brought into discussions of love and ego, practicality, utilitarianism etc.

>>86141688
>It is actually.

No it's not you fucking retard. the point of the story was that a women was forced to make a dreadful soul destroying choice and how it effected her life you literate pile of shit. It wasn't a story about which of her kids WON which is what he was asking.

Read a fucking book.

Steve is the guy that can dish it out, but he can't take it. Karl takes a lot of punishment but when he swings back, Steve's ego has a glass jaw.

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>>86141688

>>86141741
>the point of the story was
To make some Oscar-bait with no depth in order to make money.
>that a women was forced to make a dreadful soul destroying choice and how it effected her life
I.e. pathos garbage worthy of the worst of Disney.
What's actually interesting from an intellectual perspective is the choice itself.
>you literate pile of shit.
If you're going to attempt to insult someone for illiteracy you should make sure you're literate enough to know the right word to use.

>>86141741
>literate pile of shit
So he can at least read?

>>86141825
>To make some Oscar-bait with no depth in order to make money.

IT WAS A LITERAL BOOK!

>>86141799
>>86141688
>>86141741
you could make the argument it matters who she chose because it can springboard to further questions like he brought up. but Karl isn't asking that, we know he isn't.

>>86141836
The original book and the movie aren't very much alike though and they're discussing the movie.

>>86141849
>but Karl isn't asking that
He did ask just that.

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>>86111898

my fucking sides

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>>86141964

We need one of them as Powerpuff girls

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>>86141982

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>>86141987

Ricky = Buttercup
Steve = Blossom
Karl = Bubbles

>>86141997
you got the template?

>>86142009

Nah, not anymore, sorry. But if you reverse image search on the archive you might find the first thread these started popping up in.

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>>86141997

Spot on

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>>86142018
Desu is down and Moe won't let me search on /co/

Whatever it was gonna be some dumb shit any way.

>>86111883
>i know its mad, thats the idea of monkey news...
>that fucking gasp of disbelief from ricky
pure gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGO7s_aaN-E
>They want flumf
He's right, I'd even argue about with film. The audience doesn't care and producers will pander because it brings in the most profits.

>>86137077
Extras.

>>86141224
Isn't that the entire show?