Does Miles actually get any bitches

The girl with the racist parents in Ultimate and Gwen would be the only confirmed ones.

>>86042539
>and Gwen
That's likely just cover bait

>>86042512

>Op's image.

I'm not trolling, but I thought I heard that Miles was into dudes.

>>86042591
People were saying the same shit about Luke fox and Barbara Gordon. Cover bait doesn't apply to Interracial

>>86042688

Bendis and co were baiting it at the very start for extra brownie points. Nothing came of it.

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>>86042703
It did with this

>>86042688
Miles and Ganke have a very jokey bromance and /co/ got triggered thinking they were really gay.

>>86042512
Does every artist just forget Miles is half latino?

>>86042742
To be fair they DID kiss but they're not a couple or anything.
But it's doubtful that Miles will be with any Gwen in any real capacity.

>>86042818

Writers forget it too.

Readers as well.

>>86042839
They kissed after the Kamala dream ship sequence?

>>86042818
What's your point. Half of the new York rappers are half Puerto Rican or Dominican and you won't be able to tell

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>>86042512
>Does Miles actually get any bitches

Other way around. Miles is one of Kamala's bitches.

>>86042882
No they kissed for real in the actual book with that cover you non-comic reading faggot.

>>86043048
Are you retarded. Kamala was shipping them in that same book and it was her imagining, dumbass.

>>86042994
Is he even interested in her?

>>86042818
Go look at some Domincans and try to say he doesn't 'look latino' enough. Do people just not know that a lot of spanish speaking countries have african blood coursing through them?

>>86042882
>>86043127
It was before. It's why Kamala was shipping them in the first place. Still very creepy btw.

>>86043398
Ganke makes fun of him by implying he is, so possibly. I wouldn't blame him. Kamala a qt.

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>>86042512

>>86043398
He wrote a fanfic about deedeling her doos.

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>>86043398
Both him and Sam are incredibly thirsty for her.

>>86043725
>That edit
My sides

Miles is a blerd and most blerds are best matched with blerd girls or non black girls. Sad truth for us all, but hit your target market and own up to it.

Bombshell Endgame

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>>86042994

>Miles was actually BadMachine1999
>He wrote himself as Kamala's bitch
>mfw Miles is totally sub

Wew, lad

>>86042512
No

Miles let his entire shitty universe die, so he doesn't deserve pussy, and he knows it

one day he'll be used as a cautionary example by real heroes who need a little levity in the middle of their world-altering summer event

>>86043725
>that look
This is hot but Kamala is pure. You know, mostly.

Anyway, delet.

>>86043788
He needs his Betty, Gwen and Liz before that

>>86044385
Setting all that up requires time and effort. Bendis just wants to get him in a place to replace Peter as soon as possible.

>>86042703
>Luke fox and Barbara Gordon
Hardly anything came of that either. How many issues did it last?

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>>86043845
>>86043845
>Anyway, delet.

nah

she wants it

>>86042512
I suppose he will eventually

Bendis can't give Miles a character, so he'll just lift facets of Pete

Miles needs another writer

>>86045270
It must be a neverending nightmare for your universe to end and thinking the silver lining is you might get a good writer finally then Bendis follows you over to the main universe. Can't wake up.

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>>86042512
>Does Miles actually get any bitches

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>>86042512

if i know anything about spider-men than he doesn't

>>86045579
He didn't though

>>86043802
>Also partly cucking himself by adding Sam
can't make this stuff up.

>>86045579
I will never like this because Gwen, as a character with meta-knowledge who wants to be popular so she isn't killed off, shouldn't be satisfied with Arachno-kid at all
Pete or bust
Pete boosts numbers

Then again, they do seem to be making her into an 'ideal Marvel fan' of sorts (one who loves whatever they're trying to push at the moment)

>>86045579
Bait covers don't count. Only what happens on the pages do. The most romantic moment we've seen him have with a girl is getting rejected.

Miles x Lana is clearly endgame, though. At least as endgame as one can get in comics.

>>86042512

Miles is supposed to be half-Hispanic, right? Because he looks full black 100% of the time he's drawn. Maybe his heritage shows up in his hair, like with a lot of black people, but it's always in a buzz cut.

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>>86046035
dude this guy is also half hispanic. A lot of times they look as black as a full black person

>>86046035
Black traits dominate in offspring 99% of the time. 1% is if you're born albino.

The only evidence of any Hispanic heritage in Miles is his stereotypically Puerto Rican grandmother.

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>>86045708
>wanting to be in Kamala's harem is 'cucking'

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>>86045270
Miles has Mark Waid writing him too. And he's just as bland.

When will Milesfags face facts?

>>86043788
She is hitting it up with Goldballs now

>>86046171
No, but instead of just writing a story about him and Kamala, he turned it into a harem, cucking fantasy by adding other people.

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>>86043788
>>86046264

>>86046035
The difference between black and hispanic isn't like the difference between black and white. Hispanic doesn't even properly describe anything besides having a part of your origins from Spain. It's likely Miles' mom has black genes in her as well.

>>86046234
Oh please, you know that 30 years from now, some twat will write an academic paper about how Miles was a great character that wasn't supported as he should've been to become a lasting icon of the marvel-verse because racism

>>86045708
It was OOC, but I can see Miles wanting Sam to be happy for once and sharing.

>>86046384
What does that have to do with my post?

>>86046164

Are you sure that black characteristics don't "dominate" because of the psychological effects of the "one drop" rule? For example, Obama's considered black in America because of our more binary view of race, but in Brazil he might be seen as "brown" or even "white".

I ask because Miles' mom doesn't look black at all.

>>86046297
This looks like she is being nervous because she likes him, but I bet actually just said mutie and is trying to play it off.

>>86046394
Fair enough

Bitches love Spider-man though

>>86046297
>This looks like she is being nervous because she likes him
Not really. The most you can tell is that it's an apologetic gesture. In context it looks like she just said something to upset him. Which sounds like Lana.

>>86046626
Quoted the wrong post.
>>86046626

>>86046626
Today I have brain problems.
>>86046730

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>>86046626
>>86046730
>>86046730

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>>86046803
Also Ganke and the tumblr chick

>>86043486
No. Most non-Lationo people think all Hispanic have to look medium brown skinned or they're "not really Hispanic"

t. light skinned latino

>>86043398
He wrote the fanfic comic whose cover is the image in the post you're replying to.

>>86046839
>Rape Culture Ganke stalking Tumblr Grl

>>86046620
Miles' mom isn't Black you moron. She's Puerto Rican. Read the fucking book ffs

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>>86042994
What the fuck Kamala has that even in universe everyone is thirsty for her body?

She is suppused to look way more normal than all the super model super heroines, but Kamala emanates a pevert lust km others no one can match.

>>86046944
It's just writers trying to make Kamala seem more important than she actually is.

>>86046620
Brazillian here. Nobody here would say that Obama is white.

>>86042818
"Black" can only mean one thing in the US.

>>86046944
I imagine she has really nice, soft hair and is a petite qt in general. The girl next door type instead of the big-titty porn star type.

>>86047011
I would agree of she also didn't had a HUGE waifufag following in real life too, so its not only a meta reason.

There is something there.

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>>86046620

>>86046839
>>86046803
>>86046297


Sauce?

>>86047101
I thought they called Zimmerman latino or hispanic

>>86047332
Bendis's tumblr

>>86046347
>Hispanic doesn't even properly describe anything besides having a part of your origins from Spain.

I thought it was having part of your origins being the natives of central america. If being Hispanic mostly meant your ancestors are from Spain, then that's not much different from any other person of middle European descent since Spanish folk are white.

>>86048264
>I thought it was having part of your origins being the natives of central america
No that's Latino. Hispanic can be Spanish, Latino, or whatever the fuck you call those places out in the pacific they had a presence. I think, I may have it inverted and you're right, but I've been using it like this for a while now and hope I'm not wrong

>>86043788
This. Ultimate survivors stick together.

>>86046297
>Goldfuck might steal Miles' girl
He needs to die.

>>86048706
Bendis needs a self insert

>>86049709
That's Miles.

>>86049709
>already having to be lead by Cyke and his X issues
>Goldberg walking the back door to take his waifu
Never thought I'd hate the X men.

>>86049950
nah goldballs is the new kenny

>>86043725
Sam doesn't want Jersey sluts
he has standards

>>86050698
Katie was hotter than Bombshell desu. Why did she have to be HYDRA? Why did that aborted fetus of a plot happen at all?

>>86050698
L E G O S
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>>86047101
>they say
>they say
>they say

>>86042818
So does everyone else here when they BLACKED post about nothing

>>86046620
People actually think black people are suppose to be super dark? Blacks come in different shades my friend

>>86048535
People with Portuguese ancestry aren't considered hispanic for example.

>>86046803
>that face in the bottom-right

>>86042818
he's afro latino
which basically amounts to being black

Does Bendis browse /co/? The "Miles gets all the bitches" thing crumbled pretty fast.

>>86052149
Bendis wasn't the one pushing the meme

>>86042512
just the white ones.

>>86051438
The worst meme.

>>86053450
the easy ones

>>86054084
is there a difference?

>>86042818
"Latino" is not a race.

>>86054110
There are easy women in every colour, dummy.

>>86054442
I was thinking more along the lines of all white women are easy(more so in Marvel than in real life), not all easy women are white.

>>86052149
Even in Ultimate he only had one girl. That trashy gang lieutenant doesn't count. She was a slut.

>>86050698
>this dialogue
Bendis you motherfucker

>>86047332


thanks

>>86046852
Yeah, I got bullied hard because of that shit. Racism within one's race is a bitch.

t. dark skinned latino

>>86050698
Glad she died, she was so boring.