Post webcomic strips that never fail to make you amused.
>>86035584
is it funny because women think there people..?
>>86035584
Jean, you're off your meds again
>hold my keys and bare my teeth
That's not scaring anyone
>>86035627
its funny cause she can draw whatever she wants to draw, but can't spend one night in the south side of chicago.
>>86035584
what the hell crap webcomic is that?
Isn't that key thing a myth? Also it kind of reads like she just went out at night looking to beat the shit out o someone because some guy didn't close his legs on the bus . Then she talks about how she has the universe inside her.
This is a comic about a supervillain with the filmiest origin story ever.
Post the porn
>>86035584I wrote this when I was 13
>>86038875
It's the future you choose
>>86035584
>>86035584
some fag from /x/ posted this shit a couple days back
>>86038875
>>86038884
Very talented for 13, it asks difficult questions like...Would you betray you country for phat anime tiddays?
>>86038906
Yo, sauce?
>>86038906
Why is google so useless at finding porn?
>>86038922
Spam filter is stopping me from post a link so just look for Eltonel on Hentai-foundry
>>86038979
Can't find it, what's the title?
>>86039020
Nevermind found it.
>>86035584
>keys
>not carrying a gun
it's like she wants to be raped
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>>86039066
Fun fact, the whole "putting your keys between your fingers as makeshift brass knuckles" maneuver is going to hurt you more than the person you punch. They're unlikely to break the skin of the person they hit, instead they just get pushed into the soft part of the puncher's palm. You'd actually do better to just have the keys stacked together inside your closed fist and just throw a normal ol' punch.
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>>86039077
POST THE REST
POST THE REST
>>86039102
or just carry a knife, I do it all the time since I was 12
>>86038906
>>86038921
>Would you betray you country for phat anime tiddays?
heck, I'd betray my government for six grand and safe extraction. I'm not patriotic in the slightest
>>86039198
Hopefully not with that one, you could barely trim your nails with a little one like that
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>>86039102
I was going to post exactly this. You'll only seriously fuck up the skin/flesh between your fingers on account of the serrated-edged keys will be pushed back through your fingers when it hits something solid.
Also, fun fact, the demographic most likely to be the victim of violence going home at night is 18-25 year old males, on account of dickheads like to go looking for other guys to fight when they're sauced up and on the town with their 'bros.'
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>>86039260
The question mark confirms the creature to be the Riddler, this is just another of his ploys to outplay the Batman
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>>86038759
Shit, they've got fucking wizards running around Chicago now. There will be a dozen rape spells being cast in her direction while she's fiddling around with her keys
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>>86039292
What in the fuck?
>>86039305
>>86039198
Knives aren't great defensive weapons, take it from experience.
>>86039318
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>>86038851
I must stop the Femster!
>>86039321
sometimes are the only weapon you can get, take it from experience
>>86039350
>>86039198
I carry one of these kits on my belt at work to strip wire. I just leave it on if I'm going anywhere icky to do some errands or some shit. Nothing fancy, but I keep it sharp enough to shave with. I'd hate to come across the wrong side of that blade. Self defense, super simple stuff.
/co/- Video Games
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>>86039371
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>>86039367
Forgot image, disregard that I suck cock
>>86039242
Crocodile Dundee? I thought you were dead!
>>86039358
Is Fox Labs Mace banned in your locality, Ahmed?
>>86039384
>>86038906
>>86035584
>hold my keys like sword
God why don't women ever pack some heat or at least carry a knife? I got both on me right now.
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>>86039281
You aren't factoring in violent stare rape
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>>86038906
Now we're getting somewhere.
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>>86039391
I mean that I've been in jail and the only thing you can get to defend yourself is a made up knife from anything you can sharp enough to cut someone's throat. I remember a week before I got out some dude got impaled with a sharpened umbrella stick that came from who fucking knows where.
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>>86038906
Brilliant.
>>86035627
Its funny because someone is making an edgy comic and a poem about evil manspreading on subways.
>>86035584
>getting violently angry because someone next to her on the bus/train is sitting with a wide stance
>the seats around them are clearly empty, she could just scooch overor ask the other person to do so
I'm guessing that the author is one of those "IF I HAVE TO COMPROMISE IN THE SLIGHTEST OR LET SOME MINOR TRANSGRESSION GO THEN IT'S LITERALLY OPPRESSION" types.
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>>86039472
Why did she sit right next to him if she was going to have an issue? You can clearly see there is an open seat right next to her.
>>86039484
end
>>86039305
>the sedatives are making his condition worse but we're not stopping!
>the casualties are in the hundreds of thousands now
kek
>>86039507
what if he sat down next to her and then spread?
face it, you're a spread-rape apologist
>>86039509
What a trip. Thanks for sharing
/co/- Video Games
>>86039529
>spread-rape
Now I'm imagining a guy sexually assaulting a tub of margarine and it's goddamn ridiculous.
>>86039529
if a guy just sits next to her, she has a more legitimate point than man-spreading.
>>86039554
>Listen and believe it's not butter
>>86039534
i also have have shit comics made by me, like best xxx ever by brian
>>86039541
yes we get it, you crave cock
>>86039557
but it's the ultimate evil
>>86039640
>on-topic
get out
>>86039595
This is perfection
>>86039681
well played
>>86039662
then here the comin version i made
>>86038906
>>86039865
noice
>>86039942
here's some art too
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>>86040054
NSFW
>>86040059
Damn forgot to spoiler
>>86040059
She poos from there but she's hot so it's not gross.
>>86038906
PROMOTIONS!