Is this a storytime?
Fair warning, this is gonna be racist
That's a great show
>>86031163
yes
>>86031060
>Birthday Cake for a Cannibal Robot
Sounds like a really nutty Album name.
ok
Should probably link old threads
>>85925171
>>85953386
>>85980720
>>86002766
Man pre like 1970 medicine is so hilariously fucked. like they didn't know to wash shit!
CHOMP
Mercury I don't think that's what Pavlov's dog did
So smrt Metal Men
Those go go dancers though
>>86031253
wait so mercury is the only metal that's a liquid at room temperature?
AMERICA YEAH
>>86031269
Dat Pimp hand.
>>86031218
>>86031228
Something tells me someone has jacked off to this more than a few times
too patriotic 4 me, i'm crying
getting 2 meta
Time for guest stars!
This is a badass Wonder Woman page
I expect crops of that ad on /co/
gasp
Just give her a goddamn name!
fuck yeah
i wonder if the different trucks is some joke
Burn in hell Doc
Oh shit! Human Men
>>86031640
Man, this issue is a bit weird.
Rodoc!
ok dude we've never seen before
damn commies
>>86031479
>Your stories suck and you're dumb
>Love, Brian Hoye
Fuck, dude
GASP
>>86031865
The only way Doc can get an erection with a woman anymore is if he imagines Tina watching, crying, and trying to masturbate all at the same time.
being platinum is suffering
I feel so bad for Platinum and am trying to think of someone else in DC to pair with her
>>86032014
Cliff from Doom Patrol.
>>86032030
i see potential
wokka wokka!
>>86031924
>>86032055
How do they know its name and what it looks like?
fucking ingenious
look at this asshole
Dick Tracy villains for communist bad guys is fine with me desu
>>86032296
>Lead that size flying into somebody at that speed
Somebody is going to get killed.
>>86032315
There's a mercury in fish joke here somewhere. I'm just not sure it's worth looking for.
i can just HEAR the goofy musical sting for each issue's ending
>>86032382
LEWD!
Magnus gets off so hard denying Platinum
>>86032530
>The last time you tried to cook, you flooded the kitchen
I'm still at a loss for how that happened.
>>86032632
it was like space germs or something?
>>86032613
Doc's Robots Breathe.
Or at least breathe enough that they're affected by laughing gas. Yet, Tin can spend like a week floating around in earth's orbit?
>>86032678
yeah and stay underwater unharmed
>>86032785
Well yeah, Tin.
>>86032785
>Everyone is grabbing everyone else
>Except Tina and Nameless.
>>86032898
Will one of you nig nogs just turn into something sharp and POP the cocksucker?
>>86032918
I call shenanigans. Self sealing balloons. What is this, a comic?
poor Platinum, off to cry herself to sleep again.
That's all for tonight! hope you enjoyed it
>>86032944
>That time the Metal Men iced a motherfucker
>>86032368
I've never heard of scooter
>>86032473
>>86032530
Is Tina's suffering supposed to be funny or is it supposed to elicit sympathy?
>>86033176
i don't know man, but she deserves something, hell a date with plastic man is better then Magnus
>>86033047
looks like it turns into an archie rip off half way through it's run
>>86033328
>it is run
shit
>>86031195
It'll fit right in here.
Fucking Serbians.
>>86033176
I honestly don't know.
>>86032055
>Doom Patrol+Metal Men crossover.
>Starts with Tina catching Cliff as he jumps off a building.
>Ends with her getting entirely the wrong idea about him and Crazy Jane.
>>86031207
Good, the duo seem to be back together after Tin cooled down to his typical self.
>>86031348
Yes, since Bromine isn't a metal. There are some such as Cesium which are liquid at slightly above room temperature though.
>>86037534
We need a team of non-metallic Liquids.
>>86031235
Magnus is tsundere as fuck, isn't he?
>>86031692
Silicone is also used to make fake boobs!
>>86037781
So Silicone is a trap in more ways than one?
>>86031778
Fukken weebs, I swear!
going to read this
>>86032024
So a human's lips are the same as an eel's?
>>86032678
Because Science!
>>86037968
Damn you Huegh!
>>86032678
Faulty responsometers make them act as if they are able to breathe. They can't do that as I should know --I assembled them!
>Tina
>Nameless
>Sizzler
>those 5 female Metal Men Doc built to seperate the alloy if they are still floating around instead of being junked for parts
>Multiple female bad guys
More like Metal Women lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inxPwmXHC0E
>>86031060
Any Metal Men comics where they start a (metal) band?