Questionable /Co/ntent General #858

>world's most progressive inclusive SJW comic
>new Aspberger waifu unironically implied to have killed someone
If the character were a guy this would seem really creepy and atonal but because it's the comic's latest pure quirky girl, it's great and admirable that a woman who worked in a sketchy place murdered someone

Hey, stop posting this comic.

t. Smug Anime Face

>>86030225
>autistic
>good at being a bartender

Will Jeph ever explain this?

>>86030225
Well thats cancer

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>>86030992

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Did someone say harpoon?

>>86030225
Brun's passed because they wouldn't let her bartend the coffee shop, right?

>>86030225
>>86030755

Remember how originally it was a shotgun and then he frantically edited it and threw a mini-shitfit on twitter?

Good ol' Jeph

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>>86033951
Classic Jeff.

>>86033951
i remember the change i do not remember the shitfit

Did the self-insert and the tranny break up yet?

>>86034645
you mentioned the same character twice?

>

Curse my autism, I started this comic and now I have to keep reading it. I don't want to, I just need to see how it ends.

>>86034302

I like the shotgun. Not sure the owner of the bar was wise in a giving a fukken autist a live weapon to casually threaten customers though.

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>>86034662
>I just need to see how it ends.
The author made this handy tl;dr for people like you.

>>86034713
He never delivered on this promise. WHERE'S THE REALDOLL HEPH?

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>>86035113
My only real gripe with QC.

>>86034679
to be fair she didn't start acting like an autist until after the fire.

>>86035245
It's fun to see how Jeph develops these new characters that he obviously puts zero prior thought into. There needs to be more Hannelore level transformations.

>>86030225
fun harpoon story time. i used to work at a pizza place with some people, whom when ever they ran into another group would always get into a fight. so at a bar that closed down both groups showed up and a big fight happened. they caused about 10000 dollars worth of damage, broke chairs and tables and one of my boys broke a beer mug on someones face, which is hard to do. dude had to get like 30 stitches to hold his face together. 2 weeks later dudes friend shows up, jumps the counter and starts trying to slash the dude who smashed the beer mug on the guy. got his ear and my manager beat the fuck out of the guy and chased him into the parking lot with the 2 pronged bubble popper we called the "harpoon"

>>86035758
Shit that didn't happen/10.

>>86035986
just because you dont go outside doesnt mean it didnt happen. it did among many other pieces of madness that made up my life

>>86035986
>>86036056
i cant find the news article about it. i guess its because it was like 6 years ago and was about 3 sentences in the paper

>>86035986
and if youd like the neatly wrapped end, dude who got part of his ear cut off hung himself in a hotel room and the guy who got the guy to stab my friend ran over some dude who he thought robbed him and his mom ( tied them both up and beat them. ) turns out it wasnt the guy and he ended up doing a little over a year in prison for that. which i would consider light for damn near killing a random person

>>86035986
still talk to the manager of that pizza place, he is still the man

>>86033951
to be honest, the harpoon fits better

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> Hello! Because people were asking about them, I brought back two of my old t-shirt designs! They're only available for the next week so if you want a.....

Translation: I need money, so i'll bring back some Tumblr friendly designs back to get some blood money rolling again.

Pic is one of the designs.

>>86031141
If he ever does it would be something like

>Urgh, alebist much?!

>>86033951
As I recall he just mentioned that he was changing it at the last minute because it seemed too violent of an implication, but then he accidentally posted the shotgun version anyway.

I don't recall there being a shitfit, but won't discount the possibility of it happening.

>>86034645
Clinton is rapidly becoming Marten 2.0

Just assume that he's trapped in Claire's sodotorium until specified otherwise.

>>86037640
Considering that Elliot was introduced as "Bizarro Marten" when the Secret Bakery crew were first introduced, and Clinton is morphing into the role that Marten originally occupied, it's interesting that they're both being set up on opposite sides of a love triangle for Brun

I swear that Negro gets fatter every time Hacques draws her.

>>86035245
Remember when Hanelore was introduced as a smoking, made-up cosmopolitan type? Only to later be turned into a timid nutcase afraid of touching things?

Remember when Marigold was aggressive and a hoarder and also slim? Then gradually turned into a fat shut in?

This may have been the fastest turnaround on "Jeph introduces a new female character then turns her into wish-fulfillment for however nerds describe themselves on the internet these days." I hope the next one is an otherkin and everyone in the gang unquestionably accepts that while on the outside she's a woman in her twenties, she's actually Richard Nixon.

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>>86038370
>Remember when Hanelore was introduced as a smoking, made-up cosmopolitan type? Only to later be turned into a timid nutcase afraid of touching things?

yes, that was best Hanners

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>>86038327
just like him

This dude seriously just introduces the equivalent of an entirely new cast every few months huh?

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>>86041476
And you're surprised by this?

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>>86041850
I miss sweet tits

>>86043867

Ah, the days where Jeph wasn't afraid of being offensive.

Now he can't even say a letter without risking offending someone that finds the letter Q racist.

>>86040560
When is he going to come out as a tranny?

>>86045343
That's actually the version he took down. If you look it up, the current version is reversed so that yelling bird is firing rockets out of his cloaca.

Why yes, I do remember this from when it happened like 7 years ago

>>86041850
>>86043867
Who's that simin dimon

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>>86045443
as soon as he can trick Canada into paying for it

>>86030225
Literally nobody enjoys being a bartender. It's the shit job you get until finishing University/College.

>>86046375
or when you're a useless autistic neet

>>86030755
>new Aspberger waifu unironically implied to have killed someone

yeah but it most likely a white male

>>86046051
Terrifying how much that looks like him.

>>86050831
Don't bump this garbage. What's wrong with you?

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>>86051206

Why are tumblr comics more interesting than regular comics?

>>86051769
go away Jeff

>>86046375
Try working high-end or just non-college bars.

i cant believe I actually read through this at one time.

One of the biggest wastes of time in my life up there with the 2 times I read through Bittersweet Candy Bowel several years ago and when I read through act 5 of Homestuck 2 or 3 years ago

>>86051553

sauce me up senpai

>>86051553
Talking about QC is shitty enough on its own, but necrobumping a 50 pose thread that's beyond dead is pathetic

>>86054600
Hide the thread and move on, autist.

>>86054880
There is no thread. It's dead, anon.

What do you get out of it lingering, discussionless on the board?

>>86055608
>Wants to give hand jobs
>Concerned about dick damage

May continues to be bae.

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>>86054373
these are rainbow_flyer i think

>>86055608
And then we start Handy Jays sci-fi arc

>>86055608
why not just wear a glove?

>>86056129
Why not wear a condom while getting a hand job, you heathen

>>86056129
would rip the glove with enough friction, getting rubber trapped in the joints, an even bigger mess for both her and the patron

>>86055608
Wait, so this one ISN'T an edit?

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>>86056782
May is the last decent thing in QC.

>>86056935
needs blood and pubes

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>>86038370
someone hasn't read his other comic.

>>86051553
buck tooth tranny
disgusting

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>>86057214
More for me then

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>>86057290
>you will never have a sassy blue robot companion that enjoys reading porn and possibly calls you meatbag after giving you turbo handjobs

>>86056975
It wouldn't be a reference then.

>>86055608
So the blue robutt likes human meat, does she?

>>86058410
i thinik it's more that she find the whole operation to be funny

>>86056016
>Heather buys a Japanese android waitress to actually serve food while the others are "busy".
>She is far too efficient and keeps almost being damaged in the other girls hijinx.

>>86046375
My cousin worked as a bartender in Manhattan some years back and made serious bank in tips.

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>>86045573
That's Sweet-Tits. Yes, that was her canon name for a long time.

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>>86059120

"Did he fuck the autist yet?" is the new "Did he fuck the tranny yet?"

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>>86059204
>We're only 1000 comics away from the next "This is me"

>>86059120
I wonder how it must feel to have the best thing about your comic be a gag character who hardly ever shows up.

>>86055608
May handjobs for money arc when

WHEN

OR I'LL JUST WRITE IT MYSELF

>>86034645
That's the beautiful part. THEY CAN'T.

He wrote himself into a corner making them date, because if they break up then Tumblr won't just go for his hand, they'll for his balls.

Sorry, for his non-gender sensitive flesh mounds.

>May is working in the store one day
>Shifty-looking guy walks in
>May watches him, but is more interested in the magazine she's thumbing through
>After a few minutes, the man approaches the counter
>"You're pretty cute for a robot." He comments.
>"Real sweet, jackoff. What do you want?" May snaps at him.
>"I bet this job sucks. What do you say to making a little extra?" He grins at May. She's not stupid.
>"What, did your hookerbot break down? Fuck off."
>Her eyes widen at the wad of $100 bills the man takes from his pocket. She frantically looks around, and sees no trace of other customers, human or otherwise.
>"Fine, but keep your fucking trap shut." May mutters. She opens the counter and ushers the man into the back room, locking the door behind them.

I can go on.

>>86030755
Are you shitting me?

There's an entire fucking mainstream TV show about autists and one of the running gags is that one of them blew up a fucking elevator. This isn't much of a step.

>>86060775
>There's an entire fucking mainstream TV show about autists
Which one?

>>86060787
>he doesn't know about the Watch These Mentally Ill Men Commit Social Suicide At Least Twice An Episdoe show

zimbabwe

>>86060800
Oh, the Bojangles variety hour?

>>86059204

I can see it now:

400+ strips of Clinton and Brun in a sappy RomCom situation.

Two strips of implied sex.

Fandom goes psycho on Jeph, he kills himself.

Fin.

>>86061019
I'm honestly surprised he doesn't just do porn arcs for the characters and limits it to Patreon-only.

I mean they'd be leak minutes afterwards, but he'd still get money.

>>86060177
Yelling Bird has also been put out to pasture.

Literally the only thing that even suggested JJ was anything other than a beaten down tumblr-baiting SJW-bandwagon jumping self-hating loser is gone. Long live Tranny Autismo Content.

Can't Jeph just start... a new project to contain all the rude and offensive shit he clearly wants to draw?

>>86055608
Hand Maid May?

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>>86035208
My only real gripe is that he killed off Yelling Bird.

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>>86061338

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>>86058113

>>86061157

It's a good bet that once a SJW figures out that Jephy is doing such things, he's gonna be driven to suicide whether he likes it or not.

>>86061476
>not "could get a job as a milk dispenser at that coffee shop"

>>86061546
Just be open about it? Ya folks keep telling everyone that not caring is the only way to deal with it.

>>86061578
if it was just Hanners and the robutts working there I'd be a customer

>>86055130

What do you get out of constantly telling us to stop? We aren't going to comply.

>>86055130

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

>>86061338

"Dook?"

>>86061841
The sound of liquid sloshing in a partially empty container

>>86059904
We've already seen him draw Brun naked, so unless there's another out of nowhere revaluation that Brun has a dick, it won't be as clumsy as This is Me

>>86062216

That's more of a"glook" sound than a "dook"

>>86060606

Well, they can. It just has to be the tranny breaking up with him, not the reverse.

>>86062620
But then Marten must have done something truly horrible, like cheating or something similar so all the blame is on him.

>>86031141

You can actually be good as an autistic bartender but it's not actually in those small divey places, where the place is basically supported by 10 or so alchoholics who like the place and become friends with each other and the bartender. Autismos like this would just end up getting into it with a regular and getting fired.

Autismo bartenders are great for hardcore college drinking places or clubs where it's totally fucking packed and you basically just need to make as many stupid drinks as quickly as possible with very little person to person interaction as possible. Great if you have autism focus and autismal knowledge. You already know whatever stupid drink it is and how to make it.

>>86060701
Please do

>>86061841
Drinky Crow, its an old Adult Swim show. You should watch it.

https://youtu.be/qDyWAeosnEo

>>86065258
>its from an adult swim show

Fucking pleb
http://www.maakies.com/

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>>86060701
go on...

>>86060701
>Moments later, the man is sitting down on the store manager's chair, with his pants at his ankles. May is sitting on the floor in front of him, with her cold, blue metal hand gently wrapped around his warm, erect cock
>"Don't say I didn't warn you if I fuck up." May says. "I've never done this before." Despite that, the speed of her hand motions is enough to make the man throw his head back in pleasure and let out a loud moan
>"You're doing fuckin' great!" He praises. He looks down at her, looking at her store uniform shirt. "So do you have tits built on, or what?"
>"What do you think, genius?" May pulls her hand away and 'flashes' the guy, showing that her chest is just a flat piece of blue metal. "That shit costs extra and they don't allow me to have anything that I could use as a weapon. You happy now?"
>"That was kinda hot, yeah." The man nods, and leans back in the chair once May's handjob resumes. He can hear the whirring of mechanics as she speeds up her motion.
>"You gonna cum, you fucking meatbag?" May smiles, looking up at him. "You gonna cum all over a fucking robot's face?"

>>86061476
I thought May's face was supposed to be flesh colored, not white?

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>>86068554
Yeah I thought so too, so I checked! I guess it's hard to save character palettes?

I'd let May give me a handy with her exposed joints. She'd just have to do it slow.

>>86068809
>She does have tits
Damn it I messed up the greentext

>>86068029
Keep going

>>86059120
This is funny. Why can't he do things like this anymore?

>>86069554
I will after work.

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>>86069678
>Redneck animal sperm collector was introduced
>robot without a job talked about wanting better hands for jacking off dicks

Match made in heaven, I say.

>>86070290
Here's hoping the thread isn't dead

>>86070290
sweet

>>86071551
>>86072814
>>86070290
bump

Would getting a sex act from a robot, in exchange for money, be prostitution?

>>86071551
If it is I'll post in tomorrow's.

>>86073938
No, if you're female. Yes if you're a while cis male.

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>>86069678
because of this

>>86039246
I really liked Hannelore's initial introduction. I really wished that she would slip into it more often instead of turning into a crazyhaired, paranoid literal autist, not even a meme.

>>86051553
It's not as good with the huge horse cock sticking out from under the skirt.

>>86057010
Other comic?

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>>86076530
Where's the huge horse cock that was promised?

>>86076707
Right here my man. http://i.imgur.com/6hDQyOu.jpg

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>>86076775
at least make it subtle

>>86075285
What a fucking bitch.

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this is totally setting up Fay x NotGarnet

>>86068029
>"Oh fuck! I didn't know you anthro bitches could do this so fucking good!" The man says, groaning in pleasure as May feels his cock throb in her hand "I'm gonna cum!"
>"Do it, you fucking sack of bones! Cum all over my face, you fuckin' robot-lovin' freak!" Her hand speeds up, the whirring of motors becoming much louder as she furiously pump's the man cock, smiling as she watched it throb harder.
>"Fuck! Yes! Cumming!" With one last moan, the man arches his back and his cock throbs violently in May's grasp, shooting rope after rope of hot, white, sticky cum all over her face. May licks her lips clean, pausing to ponder the taste; human semen wasn't so bad, despite her original idea of it being outright disgusting. She looked up at the man, who reached the wad of money in her direction. She stuffed it in her pocket and stood up, beginning to pull her work pants down her legs.
>"Let's see if I can't get some more shots out of ya." May says with a smirk. "I won't even charge this time."

End.

>>86078626
Why is Momo's hand pink in the third panel but not in the first? Did she put a glove on?

>>86078626
>Jeph is 36
He's as sad as Willis.

>>86078626
Now we're talking.

>>86077628
>the most recognizable bulge
>subtle

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>>86078739
Because Jeff is a fucking hack.

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>>86078626
>it puzzles me that we would even consider humans attractive
Never stopped her though.

>>86078626
"Yeah, whatever. I bet you've even thought of taking Marigold's place with Dale. Especially after hearing her moanin', and screamin' "Oh fuck me with your big coc-"
>"That's enough, thank you!" Momo slapped a hand over May's mouth. "I do not see Dale in that light; Marigold is my best friend, and I would never betray her trust!"
>"Oh, is that it then?" May smirks. "Have you thought about bumpin' it with Marigold? Are you mad that my human's fuckin' yours?"
>"I thought you did not consider yourself to be Dale's partner A.I." Momo replies. May looks annoyed.
>"Fuck you, don't change the subject." May snaps at her. "You know, if you're curious, you an' me could always link up and do some file sharing." She snickers.
>"Some ... file sharing?" Momo asked. "Forgive me, but I don't need files on life in prison."
>"I mean we can FUCK, you idiot! We're both female A.I.'s, we can rub together and see what sparks!" May puts an arm around Momo and leans in close. Momo looks visibly uncomfortable.
>"Will it make you drop this subject if I agree?" Momo asks. "And you will not tell Marigold or Dale?"
>"If you make me cum." May smiles. "Now get those pants off."

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>>86079065
>In such crude terms.

Bruh, thats the joke.

>>86079599
Yeah, I know. I was addressing the puzzled part.

>>86034302
>That barrel is noticeably under 18"
>without an NFA tax stamp, $10,000 fine, ten years in prison for simply having it

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>>86054004
This right here is about when I started reading. QC was never great, but it was enjoyable. Back before Haques sold out to the Tumblr crowd.

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>>86079908
Honestly, it was enjoyable right up until Marten and Dora split. They were the solid and stable center all the other crazy shit revolved around.

>>86079941
I felt like he split them up because he needed drama to move the comic along and couldn't think of anything else.

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>>86077751
that was the exact moment he realized he was riding a tiger. He got his monthly income from the comic up to $10k by basically pandering to the SJW crowd. Now he's stuck. he's used to $100k+ per year now, but he hates the comic. He wants to move on to something else, which is why he started Alice Grove.

But Alice Grove is one of several thousand kind of okay web comics out there. It'll never have the following QC does, because QC started in the early days of webcomics, back in the early 2000's when anyone with a half assed decent work ethic and even a smidge of talent could get something off the ground.

And, honestly, when he was still doing strips like this, it was fun.

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>>86080179
He had literally everyone else for that. Faye, Hanners, shit, everyone else had potential for drama.

Marten and Dora were a relatively stable couple that grounded the strip. Splitting them up changed everything. And not for the better.

>>86076565
Alice Grove
Post Apocalyptic sci fi comic. Not great, not terrible.

bump for greentext anon

>>86080220
>And, honestly, when he was still doing strips like this, it was fun.
If your comic is shit, taking yourself too seriously is the worst thing you can do. Which he has done.

>>86080289
>>86079908
>>86079941
I forgot how fun the comic used to be. Okay, maybe not fun but it was enjoyable.

I was the prime audience when these were written. I was an early 20 something into indie music and going to college. I really liked the comic. I used to re-read it all the time. Hell, I even bought three of Jeffs shirts from back in the day.

But now... Its not even the same comic anymore. It feel like a reboot that in name only.

>>86078626
I'm betting this leads into a Momo finds love arc, leading to some wacky scenario where Momo gets laid before May does.

Somebody post the "fuck de trap" image, I keep forgetting to save it

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>>86082985

>>86035986

You've never been poor, have you? If you're truly poor you work in places like this.

>>86083595
>If you're truly poor you work in places like this.
>have a job
>truly poor

>>86083692
Poor doesn't mean homeless. Just dangerously close to homelessness.

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>>86083070
Okay, I'll admit, I did this only for the ego boost. I'm the drawfag for this, here, have a proper scanned version of it

He fixed Momo's pink hand, but May's face is still white.

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>>86083804
Thanks for the scan.

>>86083947
Someone call him out for whitewashing May.

>>86080365

His attempt to draw uncensored tits was about as professional as a 5 year old boy seeing Playboy for the first time.

>>86083692
There are millions of working poor in the US.

>>86085020
They still have a place to sleep at and money to buy food.
I was contesting the truly poor definition. Maybe I'm just >triggered because I've had to live on the streets for a while.

>>86085084
He wasn't saying rock bottom.

>>86079908
I miss Faye not being a gross fat lesbian.

>>86085084
>They still have a place to sleep at
They still have a car, you mean?

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>>86085791
>having a car
Fucking bourgeoisie.

>>86076775

That's the one I made! Lost it to an encryption virus

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>>86077628

Subtle?

In QC?

>>86078739
>Did she put a glove on?

Yes, it was because she put a glove on and totally not because Jeph made an extremely obvious artistic fuckup.


Idiot.

>>86079118
See, you get me, anon. If I can't get any of the gay ships I want, at least give me robots fucking.

>>86086877
how would this even work?

>>86080365
It's pretty terrible

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>>86061476
Why doesn't she just wear a glove?

>>86088377
If I took that off would she die?

>>86088900
No, but it would be extremely painful for you

>>86089049
she's a big bot

>>86078715
lewd. Thank you, anon. Feel free to write more

>>86086969
which gay ships? I've always had a thing for sissified Marten X Sven

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>>86089674
for you
yeah, I know it's redundant

>>86091663
Wait. Can androids fist other androids?

>>86091663
I like this

>>86086969
I wanted Momo x Marigold, but it's the next best thing. I'll write more next thread.

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>>86092579
I think we'd get a similar result in this case

>>86095399
why are the robutts the best characters?

>>86095256
what's wrong with this one?

>>86096150
They're more realistic than the rest of Marten's harem.

>>86045508

I was talking about him not giving a fuck of offending folks. Now the twat pussy can't make good jokes cause he offended the world's only Platypus furry otherkin.

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>>86098491

>>86078626
Robots fucking is more interesting than anything else happening in this comic.

>>86099431
Which comic was that in reference to?

>>86100326
The one where Marigold and Sam get mansplained at about microphones at the electronics store

>>86096150

Because they're the only ones that are allowed to occasionally be crude or flippant anymore.

Everyone else is just constantly involved in friend circle's incestuous relationships and work drama.

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>>86100349

Shit, I remember that one.

Addressing the tendency for people to talk down to woman who are interested in technology and buying hardware: Relatively fertile ground to make a statement and develop some new character growth.

Doing so in the most hamfisted, hackneyed, pathetically unrealistic way possible, so much so that it almost seems to be parodying/demeaning the actual social stigma tech-focused woman have to face: Bad Jeph! No new piercing for you!

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>>86100615
The edit is so much better. I don't have it or I'd post, someone help a brotha out.

>>86097082
At least Marten has scored. Slick ain't never gonna score

>>86100755
>this edit is so much better
>goes out of his way to say "the two guys" just to make the joke happen
at least jeph's dialogue is more natural sounding
jesus

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>>86100755
I thought I had it but its this one

>>86101205
relax, Jeph, it's just a joke

>>86101205
>>this edit
He wasn't even talking about the picture he posted, Jeff "Labes" Hackes.

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someone do this to me pls

>>86030755
today anon learns that girls and guys are not the same

next: anon learns girls dont have penises

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>>86100755
This one?

>>86101759
>next: anon learns girls dont have penises
This comic would tell you otherwise

>>86101801
theyre girltinklers not penises

>>86078626
Is Faye fucking the robot the new Marten fucking the Tranny?

Also I wanna understand where the NotGarnet thing come from? I keep hearing it here yet I don't see it, they are completely different.

Is the joke that Jaques WANTED that but failed miserable or what? I'm not even a fan but last time I heard, garnet wasn't some kind of "cold-but tsun tsun" character with sob-backstory

>>86101752
Sorry mate, your dick just isn't feminine enough for me.

>>86102181
it pretty feminine ive been on hrt for a year

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>>86101759

>>86102205
How do you feel about fancy hats, frilly dresses and teaparties?

>>86102275
im ok with them i guess

>>86102292
Well, if you pick up embroidery too I'm ok with snuggling and hair ruffling I guess.

>>86080220
I miss the music jokes, I got into a lot of bands because of them.

>>86099431
So he agrees he's destroying his comic and not handling any issues he's trying to well, but he still disagrees with people telling him he's ruining his comic by trying to tackle issues he doesn't write about well.

Gotcha.

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>>86103132
It was more charming than now, that's for sure.

>>86091663
who ever draws this


MORE!

>>86099431
>i think it came off too hamfisted and preachy

GEE JEPH YOU THINK

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>>86103796
>Toto SUCKS

>>86104250
Well, they did break up after that.

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>>86104286
the day the comic died

>>86104332
>Dora is actually Jeph talking about his comic

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>>86103132
He still pulls them out occasionally

>>86104596

Was the band thing with Hanners as drummer ever officially concluded, or are we just assuming that it's still going on off-panel?

>>86104824
A couple years ago there was a comic whre they started rehearsing again, but there's been no mention of it since. Apparently there were some patreon-only comics where they played their first gig, but I never saw them

Basically assume it's still happening off panel until we're told otherwise

>>86083804
After the all work drawing and shading I'm surprised you didn't do this in the first place.

>>86104596
>occasionally
This one is almost 1000 strips ago, ~1/3 of the total comic runtime

>>86105241
It doesn't help that Marten was usually the outlet for Jeph's music jokes/anecdotes/observations, and he's basically written out of the comic at this point

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aww, they're friends

>>86106438

This has gotta be the best week QC has had in the last year or so (minimum) in terms of actually being amusing.

>>86106975
May (aka attractive female Pint Size) is one of his better characters, and Momo provides a good foil for her.

>>86106438
I've been wanting May to duct tape a fleshlight to her crotch since pretty much her first appearance with a body.

>>86099431
>PROBLEMATIC

>>86106975
Agreed

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>>86106438
> those descriptions
It's like he's asking us for help to make his dreams come true, and to do things that his normie/sjw viewers wont approve of.

>>86106438
>actually not shit comic
it sure has been a while

>>86041850

why is the creature from jerkcity there?

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>>86083804
That look in her eyes gives me a boner.

>>86108223
>He's such a fucking hack
It's right there in the comic. His very own words.

>>86108296
>her

>>86105031
>Apparently there were some patreon-only comics where they played their first gig
Wait, really? That seems like a really important moment to gloss over in favour of whatever dumb bullshit has been happening on the pages.

>>86106438
So what are the bets on May is gonna suggest whoring herself out for some extra cash?

>>86108296
you and her both, anon

>>86034302
why cant jeph stick to his character designs? brown girl looks completely different now

>>86030225
thicc

>>86106438

Not bad, Jeph. Not bad.

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>>86110080

>>86110080
We'd have another stabbening on our hands from the negative feedback. That's not the kind of joke Jeph can get away with anymore with the fanbase he's chosen.

>>86110080
But like she just pointed out, her body is shit for sex acts. She wouldn't be able to make much unless she happened to find someone with a raging parolebot fetish.

>>86110391
She actually meets someone she thinks is a total freak, but actually likes her for her.

>>86110391
Enthusiasm is worth a lot, imo. There's lots of toys and tricks she could use to get over the hurdles.

>>86110565
and then she exploits him for his money so she can buy her fighter-jet chassis?

>>86110261
I kind of miss aniMay.

>>86110606
yes, it's a very unhealthy relationship, and eventually she gets some development.

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I want to fuck that robot.

>>86110844
>/ll/
Noice

>>86108147
He is.

>>86100615

Was this guy supposed to be some kind of bro? Because I can only read him as camp gay.

"HelLO ladies!"

>>86100615
>no new piercing
But bad jeph does get a piercing...

>>86110606
>and then she exploits him for his money so she can buy her fighter-jet chassis?
Wouldn't the fastest way to that be offering S/M services to military contractors? And then identifying the one of them who fap to anthro aircraft porn?

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>>86102038

I don't think Robo-fetishists outnumber Futa Lovers THAT much.

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>>86091663

Appropriate Warning.

>>86096979
Nothing, I just figured this group of people didn't care much for my shit. Not many comments.

>>86106438
Why are all robots with a human-like chassis girls?
There's Punch-bot, but he's nowhere near as 'human' as the girls.
Is it supposed to say something about AIs, the ones that care about that sort of thing are more girly?
Because it says something about JJ.
He loves his marketing ploys, doesn't he?

>>86111749
To be fair, I don't think he's wrong. Most people are more comfortable around women, and if the tech in QC can bridge the uncanny valley why not market the fembots more? It's also possible male ones are made but are just much less popular.

>>86111749
Cause anime.

>>86111749
The store Momo got her chassis in had male models aswell.

This comic is actually semi-readable when it's focusing on the AI characters living in a human world, and not pointless tranny relationship bullshit.

>>86111423
You know, that game annoys me. The video shorts are far more interesting than the game itself. Like wtf.

>>86108296

Claire's a guy

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>>86111749
>Why are all robots with a human-like chassis girls?

In real life robot art made for sex appeal has been predominantly female. It would stand to reason that if robots ever get made for consumer use, that aesthetically pleasing forms would be a thing.

>>86111749
Cuz dudes like girls.

so when are the robots gonna fuck

>>86113228
Not on 4chan

>>86114150
>Cuz dudes like girls with penises

Fixed for 4chan

>>86106438
>>86106975
>>86107293
>>86108147
>>86111749
>>86111861
>>86113746

Seriously, this whole arc just shows that Jephs pandering knows no bounds. He's got the hipster crowd, the indie crowd, the tumblr generation, and now he's going to try follow up on the whole marigold thing and sell out for the animu/losers/us crowd. He's a hack.

>>86114526

There will be patreon porn within the month. He's finally taking a page out of his friends Dave Willis book.

>>86114526
why would he sell out to us though? we`re all degenerate neets

>>86108400
It's truly not, his primary reader base is Tumblr tweens, they'll get restless if Jeph starts doing comics about things he thinks are funny and interesting instead of tossing a bunch of autists and transsexuals at them

>>86114888
Trips dont lie

>>86112725
The game itself is basically a new twist on team fortress 2. It's a ridiculously fun multi-player shooter/team objective game. There is only multi-player. All the character designs are visual shorthand for their roles and personality. The story created in the shorts is a total afterthought to the fun game play, created as promo material.

>>86115915
>The story created in the shorts is a total afterthought to the fun game play

Other way around, actually.
The story and characters are remnants of the failed Project Titan, which was going to be Blizzard's new MMO.
They noticed the only fun thing about it was the arena combat, so they scrapped everything and reworked it into Overwatch.

>>86114562
Not with those nips.

>>86114852

money is money. most of the top patreons cater to degenerate neets.

>>86115915
In all honesty I had more fun with Splatoon than I did Overwatch.

>>86030225
way what you will about how bad the comic is.

Brun is a qt and you know it

>>86034302
I'm surprised guys, this was actually kind of funny

>>86116291
but we dont have any money

>>86112867
She's not a guy, she just has a penis.

>>86116797
>she