ITT: Bad Merchandise

>>86027844
Was that released by Disney or fan made?

>>86027844
Hah ha ha ha holy shit!

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>>86027844
She totally wrecked the Beasts shit up. Now he'll never let her go. Her father is as good as dead in the woods.

>>86027844
What a bitch

>>86027844
>Only official material
>posts fan-made figure from Etsy

>>86027844
I dont get it

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Sometimes people in quality control just let it go.

>>86031065

She killed the Beast

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Found this at the store I work at a couple years ago.

>>86032959
Why is Rigby so tall?

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>>86027844
>>86031964

This doesn't kill Beast, it just traps him in beastmode forever.

This was easier for Belle than telling him she's a furry.

>>86033191
>she couldn't tell him she wants the knot
You know, if people were just more honest about their sexual fetishes I think the world would be a better place.

>>86033173
Jazwares quality.

>>86032892
>>86032959

Goddamn that's bad
Am I on /toy/

>>86033351
Why can't America get Japanese companies to make their cartoon tie-in toys? Like Goodsmile or max factory.

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The 1980s were a helluva drug.

>>86033492
>that smurf

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>>86033469

>>86034411
I meant the good ones.

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These are so bad, even SU fans don't want 'em or the glow-in-the-dark variants.

The Mystery Minis sell out quickly, however.

>>86034538
This ugly shit makes me wish goodsmile would make stuff for more American properties.
ATHF Nendoroids.

>>86034538
The Mystery Minis are just better. SU doesn't fit in with the Pop style. I'm waiting for the Series 2 Minis and the Pint-Sized Heroes

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>>86027844
[Hip hop booming]
>AYO BATMAN

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>>86033492

Huh I was born in a Monday

>>86032892

Those fucking Disney palace pets

I mean half the princesses already have an animal companion then they give them some brand new animal as their pet

I mean are they trying to compete with littlest pet shop or my little pony

>>86034576

There WAS a period of time where the POPs were pretty expensive, but I believe that was only for the November and March stock that were exclusive to Hot Topic and the CN Shop.

The Mystery Minis also sell well in the secondary market, Peridot is actually worth around 25-35 bucks right now.

>>86034564
Pop Vinyls in general are pretty shit. They're cheaply made and the eyes are usually void of any and all personality.

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>>86034703

The ones for The Dark Crystal aren't that bad, they have an insane amount of detail to 'em.

>>86034737
I wouldn't be surprised if most of them have fucked up paint apps though.

>>86034644
Yup yup. I actually don't know if a Series 2 is confirmed, but considering the Mystery Minis are selling like hot cakes they'd be dumb not to make it.

Pops are alright nowadays, IMHO. Their price is alright and the quality of the figures has vastly improved. Yes, it sucks that it dominates the market and that it's the same mold, but then again its predecessors were also the same molds over and over.

>>86034737
There are exceptions to the rule, I'll give you that, but I got a Doc Brown in a Loot crate once (and I wish I had learned sooner that they were shit) and the overall quality was bafflingly terrible.

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>>86034871
Being from the same mold isn't the problem. The problem us that they often have no personality.
As proof, here's a bunch of toys made from the same mold.

>>86034958
Also it's a shitty mold.

>>86034538
>>86034737

We can make this a Funko poop thread in an instant lol

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>>86034958
>no personality.

It's the soulless dead eyes that don't match with any artstyle

>>86036313
>This sort of shit is the only affordable Futurama merchandising that exists
Just give me lego sets or SOMETHING good, you fucks.

Funko, Dorbz, those disney rag things, and all those shitty hyper stylized are the fucking worst.

>>86034579
Were you christened on a stark and stormy Tuesday?

>>86027844
I don't get it???

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>the toy didn't sell it proves the viewers don't like female main characters!

>>86032959
is that a ventriloquist dummy?

>>86037181
These are a third party product, not official merchandise. And yeah, they're worse in real life.

>MFW TFCon Toronto had a giant box full of these figures to help yourself to.

>>86034737
>>86034703
I'm glad the ReAction line exists. I'm pretty hype for the Dark Crystal action figures

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>>86027844

>>86038984
>>86039407
Don't think these are official tho.

>>86034579

The concept art designs were actually cute.

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>>86031422
this reminds me of an anti-meth billboard that was in my town not too long ago.

>>86039957
When did Elsa start doing Meth?

>>86036142
I thought that said breast cancer

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>>86034703
>>86034737
>>86034821
the book of life pops literally were hit or miss if they actually painted la muertes skulls on her hat or not. there were like three different ways it could be wrong. the mispainted ones were even ones they advertised

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>>86036313
it works with characters who already have big black eyes

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>>86033492
Halloween is a fun time.

>>86032959
I like these in an ironic way

>>86034579
I dislike it as well, and I think it made my little sibling confused as to why the featured animal sidekicks in the movies are not the pets instead. It's so obviously cashing in on the littlest pet shop trend.