I sleep in a racing car! Do you?

>>86027414
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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>>86027414
Yes

>>86027414
I sleep in a big bed with your wife.

>>86027470
A married Anon
>I call bullshit

>>86027414
I sleep in a bed with a big wife

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>>86027536

>>86027414
Well I sleep in a TRANSFORMER, my bed transforms into a COUCH!

>>86027414
I sleep in a big bed with my wife's son.

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>>86027414
>>86027489
I guess you could say you really.
zoom off to sleep.

I sleep in a big bed by myself

>>86027414
no, i sleep on a mattress
on the floor
by myself ;_;
>tfw no bf

>>86028442
Good, fags deserve nothing but empty lonely lives for being abominations.

>>86028575
...or she's a girl, you jaded autist

I sleep in a big bed with my... pillows.

>>86029284
sleeping alone, against her will? impossible
seriously i dont care if she's fat and dumpy i'd still at least be her sleeping buddy. nobody should sleep alone.

>>86029408

Some people can't sleep unless they have a whole bed to themselves.

>>86029445
well this person is complaining about it, so

>>86029284
where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg

>>86027414
I totally would.

No I sleep in a big bed with his wife

>>86027470

>>86029611
Homos never have trouble finding a rider.

>>86027600
Is that you, The Tick?

>>86029611
He's right, you know.

No girls on the Internet.

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>>86028575

>2016
>hating gay people

>>86029941
>confusing abomination-identification for hatred
it's not like i hate people born without faces but i'm sure as fuck not going to be shocked if they sleep alone

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>>86029941
please use the correct reaction image next time
thanks!

>>86029643
>homos have no trouble finding riders
Anyone can find some pozzed junkie to fuck but why would anyone past maybe 20 waste time sleeping around? It's nice to have a shoulder to lay your head on and someone to confide to and trust, the homosexual pushing of hyper sexuality is probably part of why there are so many suicides in the community, that's no sustainable way to live.

>>86028575
lmao r u for real fammo

>>86030154
it is really funny that of all the things we managed to convince that whole community to change, it was the promiscuity. not our aim, but... an improvement? sort of. except it makes them a lot harder to condemn

>>86029941
>A literal "it's 2016"

>>86030154

>It's nice to have a shoulder to lay your head on and someone to confide to and trust

Someone's been brainwashed by the media...

>>86027532
Milhouse's dad was married and look how much a loser he is, anything is possible.

>>86031158
Milhouse's dad is fiction.

>>86031158
he became a loser when she left him though. prior to that he was just an okay hardworking guy trying to get a little dignity. but because it was the 90s, luann was automatically accepted as right for kicking him out for not living up to her standards, and she immediately got a string of new men ready to support her

>>86027414
No i sleep on a couch to watch nighttime tv

>>86031617

Pull out or not?

>>86031617
Me almost too
I have an old TV, it's CRT in front of my bed. Some HQ speakers complement it. It have no cable or shit so it's only good to plug my computer to it

>>86029445
Is that your cover story faggot?

>>86027414

I sleep in a van down by the river.

>>86027414
I sllep in a big bed with no one.

>>86032846
computers into CRT TVs? Do you want burn-in?

>>86028575
>>86029284
and ?
girls can be fags too
equal rights for everyone

>>86029445
This is true. I'm a dick when it comes to sharing my bed because I'm 6' 3" and I suck at getting comfortable.

I sleep in a big bed with my plushies

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>>86027414
>not going floor mattress
Comfy as shit.

>>86036925
why would a lesbian >tfw no bf ?

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>>86027414
I don't sleep

>>86029941
Oy Vey goyim! it's the (((current year)))! How can you not be as pozzgresive as i am?

>>86037975
>not having space under your mattress for storage

>>86027414
I sleep on a futon couch surrounded by posters, comics, books, figures, and games.

>>86037975
>not just sleeping on the floor
...no wait that sucks.

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>>86027414
>Sleeping in a bed made for children
>Excpects me to feel jealous about that
OP are you some kind of moronic idiot or are you suffering some kind of brain damage. Because if you are the latter I'd drive that car staright to the emergency room and get your head checked.

>>86029941
I mean it's the current year!

>>86038180
>Not using the extra space in your room for a cool-ass trunk

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>>86038168
>>86030322
how new are you

>>86027414
I slept on a wooden floor for a few years.

Not particularly comfortable but made getting up relatively easy compared to a nice bed.

>>86028575
You Demokkkrat niggers are living abominations.

>>86027414
i used to laugh at this
now i relate to it

>>86031397

He was fat. He deserved to be dumped. Fat males are barely males at all.