Domesticated Jasper Edition
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>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Last One Out of Beach City (September 8th, 2016): "Steven, Pearl and Amethyst attend a rock show."
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
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1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Seriously, how can ANYONE be of the opinion that Jasper ever abused Lapis? I'm about to get into internet nerd fights over this FFS
SEXY
Can we take the time to appreciate how much better Estelle has gotten at being an actor
Don't touch my waifus faggots
>>86007969
>baiting this hard
Calm down there buddy, the kids are starting to get scared.
Zenkai!KIAI DAN!
>Lapis waits until she knows Peridot is asleep
>Goes over and just watches the cute munchkin sleep
>Gets turned on
>Masturbates over her
>Cums on Peridot's face
>Peridot wakes up a filthy mess and has no idea how she got that way
>>86007988
Does lapis squirt?
C U T E S T
U
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S
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>Jasper is Sandor Clegane
>Rose is Gregor Clegane
discuss
>>86007943
We're back, baby!
>>86008004
I AM HERE WAITING FOR MY SURPRISE LAPISOH PINK DIAMOND PLEASE LET IT BE FUSION
>>86007984
I can't even fathom how you came to that conclusion.
>>86007988
Peridot looks like a loli, and Lapis looks like a molestor. Why is that hot?
>>86008010
This is a blue board anon
>>86008010
I don't understand, is this cropped porn or something?
>>86008018
This gold was posted last thread
>Jasper is a retarded and thinks she has healing spit like Steven
>>86008010
Censor that lewndess!
>If you really think about it, /sug/ is essentially a fusion. 99% of us are anonymous, so in that aspect we are all the same. Many of us share the same opinions on many things, and we follow along with the same memes.
>But, when somebody does not follow along with the memes, or has a differing opinion, the fusion destabilizes. /sug/ becomes chaotic and hostile, and pieces of /sug/ may even branch off into different websites like a metastatic cancer. When we lose sight of the same goal, we lose our fusion: /sug/.
>In order to maintain the fusion, to keep ourselves powerful and stable, /sug/ must submit to the same ideas. Once a trend, an opinion, has started, /sug/ must follow along with it. /sug/ is the ultimate fusion, the ultimate mind. So many minds melded together into one entity.
>>86007969
I blame Lapis' generic-lifeless-doll-anime-waifu inspired design
>>86008017
>>86008018
There's my big quartz...come over here. I have something to show you.
>>86008020
I got in a debate with my husband about this earlier.
Peridot isn't a kid, but she's coded like one, that's what's unsettling about the ship to me. This ship seen better times when Peridot still had her limb enhancers.
>>86008050
I want to fuse with you anon
>>86007943
>>86008050
this was rebecca's keikaku all along
>>86007975
Yes, it's great how she's learned how to use her one asset, her voice, to sound almost natural in a kids cartoon after three years.
>>86008020
If Lapis doesn't literally gush every time she cums, she doesn't deserve to have water powers
>>86008002
Because it's what boners are made of
>>86008050
There ain't no flexibility, love, or trust here.
>>86008081
>>86008039
YES THAT WAS ME ATTEMPTING TO PLEASE LAPIS BY DOING AS SHE WISHED I AM GLAD YOU NOTICED AND I HOPE LAPIS NOTICED TOO
>>86008100
More stupid edits please
>>86008094
Reminder that amethysthas probably sucked off 90% of the townies through a glory hole in the pizza shop bathroom
>>86008094
>>86008100
Look me in the eyes, you filthy soldier.
>>86008075
>coded
Oh please.
Kids aren't technicians
And do you remember how garnet attempted fusion in Log Date? She made it as if it was romantic.
>>86008128
There needs to be more of this!
Shipping is _______
>>86008149
shipping
>>86008116
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I miss gemlings okay, I like them
>>86008149
degenerate autists
what did he mean by this?
>>86008157
[WOLF WHISTLES REALLY REALLY LOUDLY]
>>86008074
OKAY HERE I AM I THINK I AM CLOSE ENOUGH FOR US TO FUSE IF YOU WANTED TO NOW
>>86008126
That's untrue. The town has a brothel but nobody seems to speak about it. She works there when she's bored and considering the trash she eats she lets the patrons put anything in her. Anything.
>>86008137
Kids aren't half-alien super heroes either, anon.
>And do you remember how Garnet attempted fusion in Log Date? She made it as if it was romantic.
It did come across as a tad lustful, but we both know there was nothing romantic about it.
Three's a crowd.
>>86008165
Jasper needs WAY more pubes than that
And a glorious happy trail
She's a furry sexy beast
>>86008141
whoops, wrong order
>>86008165
>that Lapis
>that Peridot
It's not fair! I want to fug them so much!
>>86008174
We're not gonna fuse.
We're gonna fuck. And you're gonna like it, got it?
>>86008165
Their navels are too low
Or something
>>86008144
peritot is pretty cute
>>86008012
[Showdown's softly in the background]
https://youtu.be/0mmx68VmTEo
Definitive Most Obnoxious /sug/ posters 2016
Shipperfags>Lorefags>Lapisfags>/freaks/
POWERGAP>Pearlfags>Perifags
Rest are fine
>>86008204
kiddie pearls
getcher kiddie pearls!
>>86008209
This is fair
t. lorefag
>>86008165
I want to FUCK peridot so badly
Post more sexy ass THICC green girl
>please
>>86008216
Steven is __________
>>86008233
>>86008238
>>86008216
aren't Lapisfags called Bobs
>>86008247
>>86008244
for fug.
This is not up for debate. The most fuggable in the Universe of you will.
>>86008244
a shit
why is jennifer paz is the bestafter deedee
>>86008262
>the most fuggable in the Universe
He isn't even the most fuggable Universe.
>>86008265
>>86008244
Oops, wrong pic
>>86008259
>>86008209
>>/freaks/ more annoying that perifags
1-800-come-on-now
>>86008246
This is GREAT ART!
Plus
>feet
>>86008287
>>86008244
best gem and best human
>>86008201
I DUNNO LAPIS DOES FUCKING INVOLVE SUBMITTING TO YOUR WILL AND BECOMING SUPER STRONG AND FLYING LIKE FUSING WITH YOU DOES? CAN WE FUSE AFTERWARDS?
>>86008295
>>86008267
Deedee is the best, hands down. The sexual tension between her and Rebecca is palpable, it arouses me more than anything.
>>86008304
>>86008217
>a toy giraffe
Is there a word for this? A callback/shoutout not to something in the show but to a meme from the fandom that references the work. Meta-something, maybe?
[chirping in lesbian]
>>86008314
>>86008291
All you fags are equally annoying.
But of course you guys change positions whenever (X) waifu gets the spotlight.
Garnet and Amyfags are the best though because they've been ignored of the attention for so long they've lost the will to even care all that much besides maybe 1 or 2 cheers.
>realize that Peri is basically just a western cartoon's version of "she's really over 1000 years old!" for pedos
>>86008326
>>86007975
No
She zero range, both in singing and voice acting. She can't do emotions for shit.
If anyone needs appreciation it's Zach.
>>86008299
We can fuse all you want afterwords.
Now call me your Diamond. Say it.
Guys, I know no one will believe me, but I have some inside informationBlue Diamond is barefooted
I don't know why we didn't realize it. It wasn't as obvious as Garnet being a fusion, but it was right there in front of us the entire time.
Take this post as you will.
Also,HOLY SHIT THAT LION REVEAL
>Jasper is very different than Peridot and Lapis. Unlike them, she has a deep hate for herself because of her origins on Earth. She is determined to never be weak or vulnerable. So at the point when she’s the lowest, there’s no way she’d ever accept help, because she believes she doesn’t deserve it.
>>86008344
>>86008328
thx senpai
>>86008339
>>86008315
'Fraid I do not know.
But "meta" seems appropriate
>>86008354
>>86008344
>Combines my two favorite things
>Gemlings
>Lapidot
I can't take this adorableness!
>>86008291
it's true, though
>>86008353
That
>CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
HOW DOES SHE EVEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
>>86008367
>look for that Rivet fic for fucking ever
>it's apparently been deleted
>>86008372
Can gemlings fuse!?
>>86008384
>>86008157
>>86008400
>>86008383
The thought of getting revenge on the person who ruined her entire life is the only reason she bothers to continue living.
Dat silhouette...
>>86008310
>sexual tension
what
>>86008411
>silhouette
JUST GO ALL THE WAY SENPAI
>>86008406
>>86008350
OH BOY-I MEAN, OH DIAMOND THANK YOU I CAN'T WAIT TO FUSE WITH-I MEAN, FUCK WITH YOU
PLEASE FUCK ME VERY FAST SO WE CAN BE MALACHITE AGAIN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
I like Rose represented as full-figured.
But I won't goad anyone to suicide over it or anything
>>86008052
Asuka is shit. Kill yourself.
>>86008434
>>86008446
>>86008299
Just put your dick up her butt to make a seatbelt and you'll be able to fly forever.
The ever expressive Sapphy
I found a lot of gold art
>>86008434
>>86008353
>>86008407ETERNAL SUFFERING
>>86008441
>Liking the leader of ISIS
Fucking Crystal Sluts. They love fucking humans so much that they'd betray their own race. Degenerates.
>>86008466
*good art
*great art
Some Peribooty
>>86008458
Playin' with hair,
>>86008441
>rose wants to bone these skinny apes that look like gems
>finds their fertility lore
>"oh i know i'll become giant and fat, then i will finally fuse with gem-like life"
>doesn't work until she meets a fat hobo with a guitar
>>86008436
I see how you're looking at me, you animal.
You're undressing me with your eyes.
Forget the sex, let's fuse right now, you putrid monster.
Take me.
>>86008488
>>86008434
Amy Gemlings seem to be something of a rarity.
>>86008505
Playin' with strawberries (?)
>>86008505
Lapis really needs to talk to more gems than just Steven and Peridot, the others could be her friends too
>>86008513
>>86008515
>cutest gemlings are homeworld gems
Wow, nothing changes between the show and fan art :^)
>>86008353
More like
>because she believes the attempt to help is an elaborate form of psychological warfare being carried out by her devious arch-nemesis
And HOLY SHIT
The fucked up goat dog thing actually looking sexy somehow
Too bad it was so lame in the show, CDI ganon rip-off
Gems are born adults, gemlets aren't canon, gems will never be adorable little babies without shapeshifting.
>>86008515
Yeah, it's surprising how little I could find
It might be because she already has a canon "child" form, or maybe she's less likely to be in a pairing.
Do we still not have any previews for next week?
Not even a tiny clip from a new Thursday promo?
>>86008522
Too bad about Ame's temperment at the time of Beta though
Next time?
>>86008267
>that guy in the left
I'm crying
>>86008548
most ships aren't canon, but that doesn't stop people from posting them
Jasper is literally Sandor Clegane from GOT.
At first you think she's just a giant, ugly douchebag. Then you learn about her past, and how her older sister fucked up her shitty life, and her world view is straight up fucked forever. Then she dedicates her entire life to getting revenge, and is solely motivated by her hate for her older, seemingly impossible to beat, sister.
Rose is Gregor Clegane, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise!
>>86008533
She believes its psychological warfare because she hates herself. She sees nothing good in her and when others try to help her she can only see it as some form of trickery, because there would be no other reason to give her sympathy.
>>86008540
>that everything
i...
want to fuck it
>>86008564
>>86008533
Can't it be both?
>>86008075
I feel like in-show it's fine but a lot of fan art go the loli peri route
gemlets are yukkuri bait
>tiny
>stupid
>immortal
>does funny things when permanently damaged
>you can use the shards to animate your waifu figs
Smug as Smaug is large
I don't know why I just realized this now but Alone At Sea marks the death of the Jaspis ship and in the episode an actual ship sinks.
>>86008579
>>86008560
yah hopefully
it would kinda make no sense for Lapis and Amethyst not to be friends, they just havent had the time yet
>>86008585
>>86008570
Also:
>The hound
Her corrupted form is a bit dog like
Who's the cutest fusion?
>>86008511
OH BOY THANK YOU MY DIAMONDTHANK GOD WE SKIPPED THAT WHOLE "FUCKING" THING I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS
>>86008075
Peridot is just short, and it's "coded" into the male brain to want shorter women. And exotic women.
Put shoes on your knees and bust out the green face paint babe, your marriage is in danger
>>86008610
This gif will come in handy
But first lemme cum in my handy real quick
>>86008622
This.
The comparison is perfect
>>86008619
>>86008624
DONT MAKE ME DECIDE. I love them all
Maybe smoky though
>>86008515
Look at kurofeng's tumblr.
>>86008626
GOODBYE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
>>86008635
Jasper's going to eat every fucking chicken on earth.
>>86008654
I want the biggest gemling, I will take nothing less!
>>86008075
>using the term "coded" unironically
>>>/tumblr/
>>86008626
>>86008659
Once we're together inside of Malachite, she's going to destroy everything, got it?
And while she does, We're gonna fuck.
We're gonna fuck until the end of time, and we're going to love it.
Lapis loves you
>>86008668
It's a package set.
>>86008666
Okay Satan
>>86008511
>that chin grab
Bless this art
>>86008661
Looks all glowy and radioactive
Would adopt/10 and feed hamburgers to
>>86008411
Shame it wasn't what we got
>>86008624
Malachite
>>86008149
Inevitable
>>86008666
Calm the hell down satan
>>86008666
>Them triple digits
>>86008689
>>86008540
probably even worse of a character design than SQ desu
>>86008672
Can't stand the term. They kept using it to insist that poofing Bismuth was racist, so now I can't even defend her without being being on the fucking sjw's side. Fuck tumblr.
>>86008703
Have any other members of the Crewniverse drawn YD?
Paul and Raven tend to...add a personal touch
>>86008683
I'm only ever reminded of the seatbelt with these pictures.
>>86008716
jaspearl or bust
>>86008736
>>86008737
I know it's supposed to look like Pearl is trying to hold on to Jasper, but I swear it looks like Pearl is just straining to shove Jasper into a hole so she can bury her.
>>86008721
>poofing bismuth was racist
Anyone got that post compilation of tumblr being absolutely fucktarded about the whole deal?
Could use a laugh or a dose of cortisol
>>86008740
>>86008515
Amy going to live a lonely life.Lapis seems single in this AU maybe she rubbed gems with Amethyst and they separated after.
>>86008750
>>86008751
>TERRIFYING
>RENEGADE
>POIL
>>86008737
Pearl can have her its not like anyone else wants her
well maybe the Ruby Squad, but they might just be dead
http://www.strawpoll.me/11147151
Lappy makes you crappy
>>86008746
>THEY'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN THE GROUND
Looks like Opal with some extra Amethyst to her.
Opal had always felt "mostly Pearl" to me
>>86008779
I love it when you're mean to her.
Is Alexandrite a better mom than Garnet?
>>86008767
she once poofed a quartz soldier armed with only her nose
>>86008760
>>86008788
Those eyes just look creepy
>/sug/ : Unbearably Cute Edition
>>86008344
Odd how he or she got the relative sizes right.
>mfw despite the bazillion AUs and neat fan ideas, there is zero good SU fanfiction
>>86008801
Adorable renegade lapis
My favorite cube.
>>86008813
unbearably disgusting
small things are unsettling
>>86008817
>good fanfiction
Well there's your problem
>>86008803
the look of disgust at rose being such a thirsty bitch...
>>86008675
I HAVE SUBMITTED EVERYTHING TO YOU LAPIS I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME I AM JUST SO HAPPY TO BE TOGETHER AS MALACHITE AGAIN
>>86008831
You must hate standing naked in front of a mirror then
>>86008847
Her teeth are huge
>>86008817
>good
>fanfiction
>>86008818
>>86008838
Kek
She doesn't know what to make of it
>>86008050
there the jasperfags and theres the normal people, so theres always a branch
>>86008835
>>86008855
>not knowing about a not so good steven universe
>>86008851
Greg knows the same out of proportion feel
>>86008854
You bet
How much does the tooth fairy give her for one of these?
kissthe peri
>>86008874
The tooth fairy just spits in her mouth while she sleeps
>>86008818
>ANOTHER Brideake piece of art that wasn't on their tumblr or Twitter
Fucking CUNT has deleted a majority of their shit at this point- I keep finding new pieces of their art. I JUST found a Steven and Jasper pic they did. And TWO grasper pics.
Why the fuck is this person so goddamned fickle? Why can't they just not delete shit for once?
>>86008858
>tfw swimsuit never
Homeworld has big beaches but no swimsuits, it's all wrong
Reminder that pipi hates peridot and is going to make her cry when she gets older.
Peri is a cute adorable peanut!
>>86008882HUG THE PERI
>>86008847
Close your eyes, Jasper...
So we can be together.
Forever.You freak
>>86008314
I get the reference and appreciate the bush.
>>86008882
>get stuck on her like a frozen lamppost
expending energy as heat would be dumb for a gem. maybe older gems like amethysts can do it at will, but not new peridots.
>>86008908
I want to know how Peri's limb enhancer fingers feel like.
Like nerf darts or rubber?
>>86008909
>>86008917
>>86008882
I don't understand you people.
what happened to this thread
>>86008759
>bismuth didn't deserve to be bubbled
>tumblrtards unironically refuse to leave their bubble
>>86008909
But Stevonnie is the literal and metaphorical peanut.
Peri is a pickle.
Post your rarest Becky.
>>86008952
Here it comes
>>86008945
Everything was lore, waifus, and HFY
And then the teenage girls woke up in the middle of the night like they always fucking do
>>86008887
There needs to be a tumblr search engine capable of checking through reblogs, but the API probably doesn't allow for a way to do this efficiently.
We have saucenao for pixiv/nijie and iqdb for the boorus, but fucking zilch for tumblr.
>>86008952
>disappoint
>>86008630
>it's "coded" into the male brain to want shorter women
Women are people, Marty.
>>86008959
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>86008904
all beaches on Homeworld are nude beaches
rebel by wearing cute swimsuits
>>86008969
>not 3 malachites
>>86008952
>bashful beckums
>>86008983
>Women are people
people this delusional
>>86008969
>all this cutesy shit speak
>253/153/54
is this normal
Goodnight /sug/
Alright /sug/, I know it will cause an inevitable shitstorm, but it's time to settle the great debate once and for all. Try to keep the vitriol to a minimum, we need to squash this:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11150870
>>86008952
>>86008971
>>86008994
Are these self-portraits?
>>86009015
>looks at the ass of suicided Peri
>>86009012
Lately, yes.
>>86009004
STFU Connie, no one likes you
>>86009015
cya tommmorow.
>>86009004
TUMBLR RPERS GET OFF MY /SUG/ THREAD
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86009015
>>86008969
This is some saccharine stuff.
Too bad gemling stuff seems to have fallen out of favor
>>86009004
>Posts Connie
kys
>>86009039
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>86009033
>>86009050
>all the connie haters are teenage girls obsessed with dumbass "cutesy" crap
It all makes sense now.
the most hotheaded fusion would have to be:
>Ruby, Amethyst, and Jasper
>>86009004
The weirdos come out at night.They are called Australians.Not long now until the roleplaying.
>>86009049
you still see some new works from time to time
>tfw no hot musician bf
>>86009074
I'm scaredfor my penis
>>86009069
>inb4 females start pretending they are males pretending to be female
>>86009078
I resent that but it's kind of true considering the clothing I'm considering buying...
>>86009080
>old peridot
She'd stomp it just like the robonoid
>>86009074
Who's gem is that under Amethysts?
Also I'd love to see an episode where Alexandrite accidentally unfuses into a Pearl-Sapphire fusion and an Amethyst-Ruby fusion.
Pearl-Sapphire would use her future vision to stop steven getting hurt 24/7, and Amethyst-Ruby would just wreak shit.
>>86009015
>Not even hanging can Poof peridot
Is peridot invulnerable?
>>86009019
>people actually voting Hopper
GET OIUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>86009069
>Implying most Connie fagsaren't teenage girls tumblrites
Bello Diamond all day
>>86008983
If I mentioned anything about prevailing mate preferences for females you wouldn't give a shit
>oh yeah reality of biology and all that
>nooo not women women are above this monkey business
I'm off to bed, night /sug/
>>86008918
FOR ONCE IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A FREAK
>>86009069
>hating cute things
Shouldn't you have some puppies you should be euthanizing?
>>86009107
most of them are just pedophiles
>>86009107
>>86009039
>tumblr
You are using that word again. I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>86009111
Good night
>>86009103
To be fair the robonoid was just a machine.
>>86009106
Her only weakness is Garnet's BIG MEATY GAUNTLETS.
>>86009106
Hopper's cute af and she's the next dlc character in smash.
>>86009132
>defending her unnecessary cruelty
LITERALLY
MENGELE
>>86009118
I euthanised a cat with my car last week
but it was just a cat, not a puppy or something else cute
And now for something awesome
>>86009150
>REMINDER THAT PERIDOT DID RAPE AUSCHWITZ
>REMINDER THAT PERIDOT IS GEM MENGELE
>>86009123
>someone posts the most innocuous form of a a character image, a reaction image
>a few anons burst into an autistic rage and call poster a pedophile
Explain this to me.
>>86009143
>not giving her Eric Andre's hair style
>>86009114
Guys! Lapis broke down Jasper, we gotta save her!
/freaks/! UNITE! FUCK LAPIS!
>>86009160
WACKASS UPPA' CRUSTS
I'LL SHATTA THEMS ALL
>>86009138
I can't believe people are just overlooking that. Peridot is not frail, but Garnet popped her open by squeezing her like she was a god damned ripened tomato.
>>86009169
We get it, it's your favorite """talk show""". But you don't have to act like a twat every time someone posts a character that relates to a talk show. Not everyone watches that shit.
>>86009159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>86009159
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
HE AIN'T MY BOY
>>86009185
Garnet's good with her hands
>Lapibob or Bobpis or Lazubob or Bobzuli
>>86009165
i wasn't talking about this thread but in general
>>86009180
How does that relate to Mengele?
>>86009192
>Getting this mad
holy shit. I found the autist
>>86009200
>>86009180
WE
WAS
ARCHITECTS
N
SHEIT
>>86009175
I agree, my fellow /freak/
LET'S FUCK LAPIS
>>86009180
>AYO HOL UP!
> SO... WE LIKE... AUUUUUHHHMMMM... WE BE SOME FINNA...... UHHHHH *smacks lips profusely* EHHEHEHEHEHEHE NOMSAYIN? WE LIKE SOME KINDA, UH, KRISTUL JEMZ OR SOME SHIZ?
>>86009201
>All That Is Right With The World
^
>>86009201
Who's going to be in charge?
>Lapis isn't going to be held responsible for her part in Jasper's torment
Fucking upper crusters never get what's coming to them.
If you are in such a rush to discuss the show AFTER you are done spamming images, why don't you just discuss the show now? Or do you just spam images, leave, and repeat?
May peace be upon Connie
>>86009201
>stepping on her foot
Bob's got no skill
>>86009231
Would Bismuth like Jasper? I mean, Jasper isn't uppercrust, and Bismuth is just a classist.
>>86009231
+1 for the crossover image I've never seen before.
>>86009223
Sounds about right.
>>86009226
Bob wields the bat, Bob wears the pants
>>86009231
That's becuase the "rebellion" is enabling them by not holding them accountable for their transgressions.
POST YFW YOU REALISED
>Lapis will redeem Jasper
>>86009246
It would be an awe inspiring clash
Then later they can hang out and shatter gems together
>>86009246
Jasper is a fucking Uncle Tom ass, class traitor, spineless cuck SHILL for the Diamond Authority and she needs to be shattered like the dog she is.
>>86009289
>Still believing in a sunk ship
I feel too sorry for you to mock you openly.
>>86009291
>that pic
B-but that wasn't that long ago
>>86009262
>that image
Big difference between killing one person to save a planet and killing thousands or millions just for the sake of fear.
tops
>>86009304
It was, like, yesterday.
>>86009289
So is this like Joseph Stalin redeeming Jeffrey Dahmer?
>>86008996
>>86009110
>>86009306
Why did rose kill PD I didn't get that
Garnet and Pearl were, of course, vague as possible
>>86009310
Finally, some yaoi SU stuff.
>>86009316
I never got around to reading it, either.
>>86009335
She killed PD to save Earth. You saw the episode.
>>86009322
Oh course
Only monsters can redeem monstersAND THEN FORM THE LEGION OF DOOM
>>86009322
How do you figure either of those?
Lapis is an emo sociopath who trapped someone in their rape dungeon for months.
Jasper is a violent psycho who kidnaps and rapes animals
>>86009246
not at first but...
Lappy makes me happy
>>86009342
It was bad.My penis respectfully disagrees, but I've learned to not take his advice
>>86009369
>>86009338
Genderbent version
>>86009366
Best episode that never happened.
>>86009353
I love you.
>>86009369
>Lappy
It's Lapis.
>>86009371
It's hard for animated or written media to get me hard.Unless it's this show
sweet waifu. i just want to spend time with her, kiss her and hold her hand
>>86009289
>Lapis will redeem Jasper
>with promises of fusion sex if she behaves and tries her best to be friends with Steven and the Crystal Gems
>Lapis never actually keeps her end of the bargain but Jasper is too thirsty to care
>>86009386
Wait, what? That is obviously Pearl and Lapis. Don't fuck with me.
>>86009399
Are you the same anon who was ranting about anyone who posts an image of Connie is a pedophile? Not below falseflagging I see.
>>86009399
>Connie posters will defend this
Would you watch?
>>86009399
she should wear a tube top in an episode
Rewatching Bismuth right now.
This gem is the greatest, I really hope she comes back.
I know I'm going to be vetoed to hell and back but...
Can we stop posting gemlets/chibi gems/gem babies or whatever?
These things are so aggravating to look at.
>>86009407
>tfw the booru stopped updating 3 months ago
>>86009425
I love the fact that we have TWO buff beefy gems to look forward to again.
Jasper later this season, Bismuth the next?
>>86009449
Isn't 5 the last or something
>>86009414
>one random anon calls anyone who posts an image of Connie pedophiles
>minutes later someone starts acting like Connie is their waifu and posts a provocative image
>this is the first time it has happened all day
Yeah, I'm not buying that.
>>86009209
>>86009457
>pretending this doesn't happen every thread
False flaggers are your excuse? HAHAHAHA!
>>86009457
>The American Soldiers' Handbook, was also quoted by Defense Counsel: "The use of the enemy flag, insignia, and uniform is permitted under some circumstances. They are not to be used during actual fighting, and if used in order to approach the enemy without drawing fire, should be thrown away or removed as soon as fighting begins."
Reported for literal war crimes
>>86009454
It's hasn't been confirmed. We could still get renewed.
>>86009454
>people still think this
>>86009394
kay
>>86009376
>>86009407
Nap time
>>86009449
reminder that sucrose was once gang raped by a bunch of buff rugby players and because of this she hates muscles and masculinity and Bismuth and Jasper are never coming back because they are butch
How many episodes until we see Jasper again
>>86009500
Have a good one.
>>86009500
Happy Nappy
>>86009454
season 6 is the season of jasperdemption, so it better not be
>>86009423
i loved her tight shorts in beach city drift
>>86009474
>>86009479
Hopefully we won't.
Because the more of a concise and self-contained Steven Universe is the better. The last thing we want is for it to be dragged on forever like Adventure Time.
>>86009386
>>86009454
i kinda hope it is desu
Rate Voice Actors
I'll start:
Pearl>Peridot>Amethyst>Connie>Lapis>Steven=Jasper>Garnet>>>Greg
Best townie would have to be Piryanka.
>>86009509
I want to say "2", but I'd be lying to myself.
I think an unbubbling is certainly a big enough deal for a season finale (mid-season if you're going by the old/real ordering scheme)
>>86009521
I believe they are called spats.
>>86009541
Kind of same. I want to be FREE.
>>86009543
i agree with this list, even though i thought jasper's voice acting in earthlings was way better than in any of her other episodes
>>86009543
God I hate Greg's VA. I cringe every time I hear him say "nothing is ever going to fix this" in Mr. Greg. Also it is ironic as hell that the one professional singer character is literally the only VA with no singing talent.
>>86009562
no idea. but those look pretty sexy
>>86009583
That isn't saying much though. Even then it didn't sound completely natural.
>>86009543
Greg sounds very same-same all the time, not the most expressive
Agree with the list for the most part. But Connie's voice started sounding strained or something starting with Steven's Birthday
>>86009615
>>86009579
I just want to know how it ends so I can kill myself already, I don't know if I can wait more than a couple more seasons
>>86009614
Actually I thought Connie's VA has been doing better with time. Something about the "show him some moves" bit in Mindful Education sounded like some of the other VAs would have struggled with the change in tone, but Connie's VA nailed it IMHO. She's young like Steven's VA, right?
>>86009634
she's 18 or 19 i think
>>86009597
I've started hating Steven's voice recently. I feel like it's gotten more high pitched and whiny/annoying
>>86009543
man this is tough. I guess I'd have to say Bismuth is my favorite because she pretty much MAKES the character. She's one of my favorites from just 2 episodes of screen time.
Besides that I'd have to go Amy with Pearl closely behind. None of them have any bad moments, they both have their great moments, and while Pearl has the 1 up on singing I think Amethyst brings a lot more fun to the table. Next I'd say Steven, Connie, and Lapis, generally in that order. Steven does a good job sounding endearing, but still mature for his age when he needs to. Connie's voice is as cute as she is, and Lapis really fits her character and doesn't have any weak moments I can point out. I'd put Jasper and Sapphire next, not much range to them but they're consistently done well, as opposed to next on the list: Garnet, Peridot, and Greg all have really great highs but suffer from some bad moments. Ruby is in the same boat, which breaks my heart because despite this I think she has my favorite voice out of the regular gems. It's just so cute, but I won't let the cuteness blind me from the obvious issues. As for townies, Sadie for sure.
>>86009642
Yes, it got more high pitched to compensate for puberty. However his skill as a VA has only improved over the years. It's slowly making up for it. He did a really good job in Steven vs. Amethyst.
>>86009422
w-where's billy joel?!
>>86009641
She's 18.
>>86009660
Isn't that Steven's VA's age?
>>86009642
I don't know, I kind of felt that way about his voice when the show first started, but I've actually come to like his voice now. It's no where near the best, but it's at least nice to listen to.
>>86009606
I guess so. The only time I ever thought it sounded kind of bad was in Alone at Sea really. When her VA isn't making her voice over-the-top growly (like pretty much the entire time in Alone at Sea) I love it
>>86009634
I'll need to watch MEducation again, it might be better there. In Gem Hunt, I definately recall Connie sounding restrained or even weak
>>86009642
Steven Floats is THE WORST.
>>86009669
Yes.
>>86009641
>>86009660
I think I just heard connie's legal.
>>86009694
>>86009694
grace a qt
Bismuth is cute.
>>86009631
You will wait, and you will continue to wait just in case there's a spin-off
No breaks on the Sugar train.
>>86009736
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>86009694
grace rolek is. connie is 12 (probably 13)
>>86009730
I love how goofy she can be for being such a serious fighter.
>>86009749
I know right? When she brought that pick down and shattered Steven's shield that was pants-filling moment right there. She's cool af but she's scary.
>>86009736
>That Jasper walking pose
So are we going to go the anime route and just have her almost killed by Yellow Diamond or the manga route and have her seal herself away with White Diamond on Homeworld forever?
>>86009762
I really want to see her and Lapis just kill each other.
>>86008767
Isn't that nose a bit exaggerated
>"You didn't even tell them... You bubbled me away and didn't ever tell your friends! MY friends!"
>"I'm going to tell them! I'm going to tell them everything."
>"The you really are better than her..."
>poof
God this episode is a fucking nightmare. What sins have I committed against you, Sugar, that I deserve this suffering?
>>86009765
>Jasper fuses with White Diamond and drags her to a miserable cave forever
>>86009736
You're right I want su to end asap so Rebecca can start working on her adult-oriented Pug Davis cartoon. THAT'S the shit that'll be worth living for even after it ends.
>>86009800
Jasper's cute
ArmstrongxPriyanka is the cutest ship, fucking fight me.
>>86009778
Despite the obvious skill she's shown in the sparring match, she still lost to Rose and then to Steven in a deathmatch. She wouldn't stand up to Jasper let alone Lapis.
>>86009800
Lapis taught her well it seems.
>>86009810
Is she wearing fucking eyeliner?
HERE COMES A THOT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11147151/r
How are Lapissfags not first?
How in the fuck are Pearlfags so low?
Guys, do you think Jasper will get the Zuko treatment and be betray the Gems after her redemption only to then help them in a dramatic moment and join the crew for good?
Rode trips with Jasper could be fun.
>>86009823
>>86009810
>Pink background in CTW was foreshadowing her reveal of being loyal to PINK DIAMOND in her next appearance
SUGAR HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>86009826
Here come's a thought...
Gusy I heard Rainbow Quartz was going to appear
>>86009841
Simple Carbohydrate is a master potter.
>>86009823
She's always worn eyeliner.
But koreans fuck up when animating her so they don't follow the storyboards which have her with eyeliner.
They also give Lapis tits when she's flatter than Pearl.
>>86009841
>>86009810
SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT BUT SHE CAN'T. I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
WHEN ARE THE TWO-MINUTE PREVIEWS GOING TO LEAK??
One of my favorite underrated moments in SU is how Steven tries to do exactly what Garnet was doing to Pearl and it just appears as unintentionally lewd.
>>86009857
The tweet Matt made about a "sassy purple fusion singing" was fake. And there is a really nice RQ picture going around that looks like it could be from an episode, but it was also fake.
What was the first episode you got teary eye'd over?
>>86009874
proof
>>86009887
>implying it wasn't even more lewd when garnet did it
I miss Peridot's limb enhancers.
They were fun design elements.
>>86009912
What a beaut.
Though there are some days she forgets to apply it
>>86009911
monster reunion;_;
>>86009946
What did they do with them? What did Steven do with her boot?
>>86009956
She's had a lot on her mind lately.
>>86009543
I think I agree with this. I guess for me Deedee beats Shelby only because the former has a fantastic singing voice as well while the latter is only cute but not mind blowing. Otherwise both of these VA's bring their characters to life and could show an whole range of emotions in their voices while still sounding like their characters.
>>86009911
Coach Steven.
Not exactly teary-eyed but I felt a lump in my throat when the background music started playing.
>>86009966
Amethyst dumped all of it at the galaxy warp. Peridot STILL doesn't know she did that specifically.
Not too sure about the foot
>>86009543
Ruby is definitely the worst voice actor. She always sounds like she's straining herself very hard.
>>86009992
You're pretty good
>>86009973
True, true
Love ya jaspa
>>86010003
Dedication can make you do some pretty great things.
>>86009973
Koreans must pay for this.
>>86010003
>>86010015
I could ruin it, but I won't. I kind of like lapis.
>>86010031
Go ahead.
>>86010031
Do it, you won't.
>>86009995
I get what you're saying. However I find it pretty fitting for her character as well. Rubies can be easily agitated and have juvenile reactions to pretty much everything. The way her VA voices the other Rubies is pretty cute as well
>>86010035
I just said I won't
>>86010051
I know I won't
>>86009911
....earthlingsi wasn't even a jasperfag before that episode
the test got me pretty close though
Imagine Lapis
WAIT! WHY THE FUCK DID THE RUBIES SHIP HAVE OXYGEN IN IT?!
>>86009911
Lion 3: straight to video.
Recently Monster Reunion and Mindful Education. The latter even made me feel depressed for a few days.
This comes from a preson who doesn't cry easily and I have to admit that the show hasn't made cry, but teary eyes definitely.
I said I wouldn't but I did it anyways.
I'm not sorry.
>>86010100
They like the smell, it's like an air freshener to them.
>>86010113
I love it. Just for you, I'll save this and add it to my collection and when the time comes, I'll hit 250 with it.
I hope you're there to see it, you glorious bastard.
>>86010113
The NERVE! And last image too! You're a fiend.
>>86010100
I never even thought about this. My initial thought would be that they need atmosphere to commicate through sound, but why would it have to be a gaseous atmosphere, and why would it be near-earth anyways? Isn't oxygen really reactive and generally bad for most substances it comes into contact with? You'd think they'd pick some noble gasses to keep their equipment from being damaged through oxidation.
>>86010161
I'm more than a fiend.I'm a /freak/™
>>86010146
hopefully I'm still awake by then, but it's already midnight.
im back
>>86008988
So, how i suppose to live without a dick? because mine exploded.
oh shit this is dead.
>>86010243
Yeah, we burned out pretty fast and there's not much discussion atm.
>>86010243
I'm too busy watching the show
>>86010256
Here's a topic, what's a /freak/?
>>86010309
another name for jasperfags
You guys wanna talk about Lapis?
>>86010243
Meh, we're still the most active general on the board.
which gem would you guys fuck?
>>86010375
onion
>>86010332
Yes
>>86010375
Any.
>>86010375
Lapis, Peridot, Rose, Amethyst, Stevonnie (if that counts).
>>86010393
Would like Lapis more as a Cheery Ray of Sunshine or the current Angst one.
>>86010451
would you*
>>86010451
Angst, we already have Steven for the Sunshine. Besides Angst is way cuter
>>86009641
>>86009660
>>86009694
Connie's VA voiced Marlene in the FF7 movie as a kid. Kind of funny since Steven has a Cloud figure.
Shitpost like you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07T8EiyK3vw
>>86010375
Pearl.
>>86010375
Pearl
>>86010162
>>86010100
Who says it did? It would have been flooded with oxygen after landing on Earth, it might not have had oxygen before then.
>>86010375
Pearl
>>86010375
Pearl
>>86010562
>>86010640
>>86010809
>>86010837
Pearl would kill you you know
>>86010747
>.Then steven was breathing the same air the entire time? How long was he in there?
>>86010896
Hot
>>86010375
Amethyst. Rose was a creep, and the rest just aren't into this kind of things.
>>86010913
Steven needs less air than regular humans as we've seen before, and can apparently generate air in his bubbles. Also they weren't on the ship for very long.
>>86010896
What makes you say that?
there we go, now the thread can finally die.
who can say where the road goes
should I watch Voltron?
>>86011253
Yeah.
>>86010375
Armstrong. I want cluster dick, AND cuddles.
>>86011253
why would you skip any episode?
>>86011253
Dunno, but you will. It's inevitable in your future.
>>86007969
Late reply, but the logic goes
>Lapis introduced as a petite delicate blue girl with a cute hairstyle, cute dress and wings of tears, oh, she just wants to go home
>She also said "thank you steven" so the attempt to murder steven and connie was totally a mistake, one of the good gems 1000%
>loads of people relate to or waifu her and create all sorts of headcanons about how she's totally an innocent, sweet cupcake, which is demonstrated by the truckloads of fanart where she's shown smiling and being cheerful and friendly and not an abusive bitch
>by the time the malachite situation happened, people had already headcanoned her as sweet and right and just and friendly so incredibly hard they simply refused to accept canon, but instead stuck to their headcanons and just interpreted and twisted the show so that they could keep believing in their headcanons, so you get "she had no other choice" or "she did it all to protect Steven" or other such bullshit
>no amount of canon can break through to them, because admitting that you've been wrong and the gem you relate to is actually a sadistic domestic abuser is hard
>>86011321
I skipped that gay Ronaldo episode where he runs around everywhere recording stuff or something like that. And I also skipped Sadie's Song because that one looked too boring.
>>86011372
I mean I don't like Lapis but I think that her abusing Jasper to take all of her frustration out on her makes her a much more interesting and complex character than "sweet innocent Lapis"
>>86011390
well, that Ronaldo episode was pretty stupid, but Sadie's song is still worth watching at least for first Micucci song in the show.Also there is VA of Marceline fro AT singing
>>86011390
>skipping episodes
You people are worse than spiders.
>>86011684
Spiders are good folk.
>>86011701
Yeah, you would say that wouldn't you?
You eight legged freak.
>>86011684
I strategically skipped them, I panned through them and if I didn't see any of the gems then I know it's worthless to watch.
>>86011841
Oh, so you're an idiot.
Good job anon.
>>86009102
>>86009102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWvI48VV_2Q
>>86011897
No, Give me one reason why either of those episodes I skipped hold any value and aren't boring.
Remember when the show hinted about for different and potentially interesting personalities for Lapis and didn't follow up on any of them?
>>86011974
she just needs another focus episode
Do we get weekly episodes for the rest of September?
>>86008169
Which rumor? What did she say?
>>86011963
The show is about Steven's life, those episodes were about Steven's life in Beach City.
Plus the song in Sadie's Song was nice.
>>86011253
You should. This episode is very, very different from all the others, it's worth watching it for that alone.
>>86011974
No.
well then
>>86010502
Holy shit you sound exactly like me, I was scared I got drunk and uploaded this for a second because ive recoded myself singing SU songs in the past
>>86012288
>>86012288
>>86012288
>>86012288
>>86007981
What?
>>86008533
It's both.
>>86012293
>no /sug/
You utter retard faggot
>>86009454
I think at this point, we need at least one or two more seasons to fit enough in.
>>86012474
>>86012474
>>86012474
>>86012474
all these fail OP's baka
Mod deleted my last thread. Due to incompetence, I give up to you this task.
>>86008050
So does this mean Jasperfags are the part with space aids?
>>86012546
NEW
>>86007969
It happens all the time, a girl meets a violent man they do things, but the girl eventually leaves, man begs for the girl and says everything gonna change, and so on.