/co/ webm

>>86004521
How did Cap know he was gonna hit that henchbot?

>>86004633
He saw it coming

>>86004521
That looks awful.

>>86003412

how about 5 badass webms from Agents of shield??? Oh, wait, the show has nothing visually interesting

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>>86005104
I mean, theres some stuff.

>>86003487
God that was such a fucking weird scene.

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>>86005104

>>86005285
>a suit of armor for your suit of armor
I don't why, but that irks that shit out of me

>>86005285

Man, that scene alone makes me smile at the MCU. That sort of shit is happening to the Avengers all the time, in the same setting that the AoS team are doing spy stuff, Daredevil is beating the shit out of gangsters, and Jessica Jones is photographing unfaithful husbands. Iron Man? He's just wearing armor over his armor so he can fight the fucking HULK, while his bastard child with Bruce Banner tries to end human life.

Sure, we might never get tv-crossing-to-movies, but the feel of a connected universe is there.

>More MCU webs please.

>>86004521

AoU was bad.....it was really really bad

>Black Widow is flipping around one Ultron-bot

Wow she's super useful

>>86005182

What the fuck is that?

>>86005327
We'll keep you away from the Russian nesting dolls, then.

>>86005450

I still don't get how Tony, even with Hulkbuster, won this fight. He has nothing that can actually take out the Hulk, who gets stronger the angrier he gets (i.e. the longer the fight lasts). Yet, we are supposed to believe that after this entire fight, that final (simple) punch actually knocked him out? I'd sooner believe the mind control wore off, or it cleared his head, but they play it like it was a straight win.

>>86005293
do you not feeya death?

>>86005440
It was a portal that would change from stone to liquid under a certain vibration frequency, and transport anyone caught in it to another planet, where Hive waits to eat or wear them.

>>86005586
En taro adun, executor.

This is just /tv/ shit and company war baiting though

>>86005660
Or you could enjoy the videos and not whine. Just sayin'.

>>86005600
man, those kryptonian armors were cool af and Faora a qt

>/co/ webms
>almost every post is for /tv/ garbage
Live-action was a mistake.

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>>86005182

>>86005600

She woulda made a great wonder woman

>>86004521
What is happening?

>>86004889
On his left?

>>86005939
No one wants steven universe webms faggot

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>>86006640
he didn't even say steven universe you fucking fool

>>86005774
>enjoying shit movies

Go back to /tv/

>>86005104
>I stopped watching halfway through season one

>>86006145
Shotgun-Ax had better come back and be better used next season.

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>>86005939
There is another webm thread up. It's mostly full of Star Wars and /co/ fap bait.

>>86007470
DAMN

back when the mcu was good

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>omega symbol around Clark

>>86005285
people should give more credit to michael bay and his transformers shit, I bet that having that as a reference helped

>>86005415
>while his bastard child with Bruce Banner tries to end human life.

that ruined the whole movie

>>86005513
is that the Avengers in agents of shield?

>>86008914
THAT alone ruined the movie? I'm sure there's more.

>>86005293
Why would you even need such short dexterous appendages on one's scalp?

>>86008604
the cherry on top of the bullshit cake, Ultron is a jober and his drones can't even leave a scratch on Hawkeye or Black Widow

>>86005293
Need to rename that webm to osmoses jones 2.

>>86008663
>MCU
>good
They're movies therefore they're bad, no exceptions. There has never once been a good live-action movie in history. It as a medium exists for the sole purpose of placating the braindead masses. It's no wonder that /tv/ is such a rancid board when their preferred medium is aimed purely at society's stupidest.

Fans of live-action cinema are literally a disease.

>>86007101
There's no such thing as a not-shit movie. By being a movie, that instantly makes them shit.

>>86009052
>>86009067
Is this the birth of an epic new meme XD

>>86009052
>tips animated fedora

>>86009052
If you're talking about just capeshit, then you're right.

>>86008694
That shit was cool as fuck. Like something straight out of a comic book spread.

>>86005327
>Yo dawg, we heard you like tech armors

>>86011795
Given how direct he's supposed to be, how does he know she's a whore? Is she infamous for being Thanos's assassin and whore?

>>86008663
I'd say current MCU is better than old MCU.

>>86011970
Iron Man 1 era>Russo era>Whedon era

>>86012023
Fair enough.

>>86004521
I liked these splash page moments in AoU. They're all I remember of it actually...

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blacked widow

>>86005327
Having it work that way makes sense on multiple levels.

>>86003487
>this is considered storytelling

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Landings

>>86005450
>marvel cucked dc out of this scene
feels, i dont know weird

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>>86004521
kek

>>86013363
man that moment had everyone on my theater ded quite, and when he finally lands everyone just gasped

post one from the chase or the final fight you know we all want the helicopter one

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>>86013845
did not expect that

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>>86013975

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>>86013975

>>86008986
why would you need a short dexterous tentacle in your mouth?

>>86005420
i honestly dont even see her in that

>>86014085
How fast are those fuckers running? 30?...40mph?

>>86006145
if only the show was 100% of this

>>86004521
I honestly love wide action shots like this, makes it feel very much like a comic book. My favorite part of the first film was the "splash page" shot them fighting throughout the city.

>>86014085
still cant understand how black panther can keep up with two enhanced supersoldiers.
He is just a guy with vibranium armor.

Did i missed something in the movie?
Did they said that he had powers or something?

>>86013798
>mfw we literally have the perfect movie BP

>>86005550
Because Hulk got sad and distracted. He was probably going to start changing back on his own.

>>86014693
>a super powered suit? In my MCU?

>>86014693
He's African

>>86014693

Bucky isn't a Super Soldier though...unless I missed something

>>86014790
the suit doesnt seem to have any electrical/mechanical parts. It cant enhance his stats.

I thought this was /co/ webms/

>>86014693
I don't think they mentioned it in the movie, but Black Panther is usually hopped up on Wakanda Super Soldier Serum.

>>86014693
>I don't read comic books
>>86014802
Yes he is.

>>86014707
Hopefully his own film is good.

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>4 cuts just to show him lifting Loki
Reminder MCU fights are shit. Even the Russo's can't resist loads of shaky cam to hide their stunt doubles and lack of actual fighting.

>>86014693
In the comics, depending which origin story they're using for BP (I think there have been a few) he eats some rare herb that gives him enhanced physical abilities on par with other Super Soldiers.

>>86003487
>duck tales moon level music is manually playing

>>86014693
He's black, they're faster than white folks. Just see Mo Farrah and Usain Bolt

>>86003487

Wait why do people like this movie?

>>86003487
>copying the MoS snap zooms after all the complaints
Bravo Whedon you hack

>>86004521

Having alot on the screen a good movie does not make.

Look at the Star Wars prequels.

>>86004521
This is the only shot in that movie I like. Although it has its flaws, it's still a good splash page moment.

>>86003487
I don't get what's so bad about this scene, this isn't even weird for capeshit.

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>>86008604
>be ultron
>get punked by a displaced jarvis ai
>get your super cool body stolen
>lose your ability to transfer yourself to the internet to fight another day
>all drones are destroyed
>job to three power beams
>chance to escape, instead do a petty fly by and kill the speedster
>get punked by the hulk
>heart destroyed by scarlet witch
>sneak off in busted drone body
>have heart to heart with son before he kills you

Snarktron, Quiptron, Jobtron

>>86015209

Out of all the webms this one looks more like a tv show...

>>86009091
>>86009125
>>86009162
It's pretty telling that fans of live-action almost exclusively obsess over which rich people are present in a given movie, rather than the quality of the movie or the story or literally anything relating to how "good" it is. Live-action has been thoroughly corrupted and destroyed by Hollywood.

>>86015334
But the Star Wars prequels did have a lot on the screen?

>>86015209

Wow this scene is really shitty. That is straight awful without sound. Never noticed that while watching the movie.

>>86014734
Hulk can catch bullets fired by Banner himself. A punch to the head isn't going to put him down. It will just make him mad again.

Stop defending shit writing.

>>86013390
She's really aging poorly.

>>86015752
That's the best she's looked since iron man 2

>>86015752

>2/10 pointy knees

>>86005600

Why does she have makeup and lipstick on if she's an alien who just arrived from the phantom zone?

>>86015779
Nice meme.

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>>86003533
>Rothko
>sublime

>>86015481
>>86009002
>Infinity Gem laser
>Godly lightning
>Laser from one of the smartest people in the world
>still alive
>this is jobbing
How?

>>86015425
exactly what I was thinking, haha. I actually chuckled at this scene in the theater, but it didn't stick out as horribly bad or anything. just kinda funny in a stupid way.

>>86015823
>who just arrived from the phantom zone?
Are you retarded?

>>86015840
Ultron never used an infinity laser in the movie m8. Also he's dead.

>>86014802
Basically given the Russian version of the Super Soldier Serum. Might not be Cap good but it's up there.

>>86015894
Vision has the laser, and I meant Ultron took all the shit and survived, how is that jobbing?

>>86015894
He's talking about Vision

>>86016393
I'll never understand why people think this is a flaw with the movie.

>>86005679
>they're going with that awful lightning effect for Flash's speed rather than this
just fucking end it all

>>86016506
>hurr hyperbole

>>86016459
Why do you think it's not?

It's just an embarrassingly stupid idea and clashes strongly with the fact that in the very next moment a suicide bomb goes off.

Haha pee joke.
Then suicide and hundreds dead.

>>86016569
Pretty much the only scene in the show where breasts actually move and deform instead of being rock hard projections

>>86016583
>It's just an embarrassingly stupid idea
WHY

>>86016583
She never actually drinks the "pee". She just sees the label and realizes she's been had.

>>86016550
It is awful though. It's way too over the top.

>>86015294
To be fair, even though I hate the trend, Whedon did it in fact before Snyder on Serenity.

>>86016610
>>86016622
Lex's reveal of his big betrayal is a jar of piss.
Think about it.
That's his big first villainous act we see in the movie that is definitive. A jar of piss.

Compare that to other movie's villains' "first act of villainy'.

>>86016722
I mean it's cool and all, but isn't she holding a sword?
Why bother with a kick?

>>86016708
So?
Sounds like you're the immature one here.
>haha peepee
He's obviously a deviant. We already established that his father abused him.

It's like saying Ramsay eating Theon's dick is stupid.

>>86014707
Where's your face?

>>86016708
>Think about it.
You first. It's not the piss but the explosion itself that matters. You're focusing on the wrong things.

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>>86016758

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>>86016758
>It's like saying Ramsay eating Theon's dick is stupid.
>eating

@86016787
Thanks for playing.

>>86016802
>didn't watch the show
And don't get all high and mighty if the books are different.

>>86016777
But the fact that it's there is a blemish on what could have been a fine scene.
If it was just a note or maybe even nothing at all and it was just his absence that ticked the Senator off, then the scene would have been good.
But like so many other parts of BvS, there's a little "Well it was almost good, then there's just this weird part that undercuts everything"

>>86016853
>>86016853
But it doesn't undercut anything. Lex being sick enough to gift his piss to someone flows into the explosion fine.

You might suffer from autism my man.

>>86016853
Are you offended by piss or something?

>>86005505
Underrated

>>86016983
Remember when Arrow was good?

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>>86014437
She's doing a lucha libre move on a robot then can be seen doing fuck all next to hawkeye by the end of the video

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>>86016992
I remember thinking Green Batman had potential.

Now I just watch to see how far it can fall before death.

I'm out, someone else post stuff.

>>86003487
There is no need to be upset

>>86004521

I liked AoU more than the first Avengers, actually.

It's funny because I feel like it got more stuff wrong, but at the same time it was more entertaining to watch. Reminded me more of a comic book, in a way.

>>86003412
The movement looks fake, like video game graphics. Actually, I've seen better movement in video games.

>>86011795
You know, the dance off scene and the commpany wars shit pissed me off so much that I almost forgot how much I enjoyed this movie when it came out.

>>86017104
No it looks like ahow two super powere beings would fight, but since humans were playing them, CG had to be used.
Better that than this
>>86015209

>>86016583
>That
>A joke

It actually shows how petty Lex is, that's one of the things they got right about the character. It was a pretty tense scene, also.

>>86009002

The kicker is that his original primary body gave Iron Man quite a bit of trouble before being taken down. If he'd made just one Prime body for every dozen or so drone bodies he could have easily killed them all. But instead he just tears up his second Prime body for the sake of making a dramatic point to Black Widow.

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>>86017186

I was disappointed I didn't like it more.

It's a fun movie and I get why kids lost their shit over it, but it just felt a little too much like Diet Fifth Element to me.

>>86017207

Both look just as bad in different ways. The punching in that MOS clip reminded me of the internet fight gif.

Also why the fuck is the green-screen so bad in MoS and BvS? It's dime-store terrible, like Snyder was still using his stylised 300 backgrounds in a world where they don't fit at all.

>>86017249
>It was a pretty tense scene, also.
That was due to other factors.
It was a good scene, barring the piss.

There could have been a million other things used to show how petty Lex was.
Maybe just a note that said "You should have said yes". Or "You did this to yourself"

I'm still ticked off about BvS Lex being exactly what he appeared to be. There was no misdirection or facade put on in.
He's just a quirky weirdo whose dad beat him and now he hates father figures.
All that weirdness should have fallen away when he got serious.
But he never did.

>>86017298
Hello, Vash17

>>86017324
>It was a good scene, barring the piss.
Nothing wrong with the piss.
You seem obsessed/fixated.

>>86016398

This is stupid

>>86014085
Is this real? Those effects are tv tier

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>>86017487

>>86017487
That line up thing was pretty terrible.
A little too comic booky

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>>86017629
A comic book moment in a comic book movie?

MADNESS!

Have some tits because tits are awesome.

>>86014397
Good luck eating anything without choking without it.

Or being able to speak.

>>86014482
The spinning shot in AoU was clearly an attempt to replicate the magic of the "continuous" shot in the first Avengers movie.

I don't think that it worked well at all. Maybe it was the slow motion, I don't know. It just lacked the impact of the first one by a large margin.

>>86013140
can't believe he did a flash kick

>>86003533
this movie was pure kino

>>86017342
Yes, he is obssessed because of BvS Lex being exactly what he appeared to be. There was no misdirection or facade put on in.
He's just a quirky weirdo whose dad beat him and now he hates father figures.
All that weirdness should have fallen away when he got serious.
But he never did.

>>86003533
Useless without sound

>>86017487
The new Kamen Rider is looking good

>>86016569

Was it rape?

>>86017924
>he
But that guy is you.

>>86017767
Thank you based Whedon.

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>>86005505
kek

>>86016536
Why does he have a sword? Why is Christine there?

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>>86017944
ohohohohoho

>>86011895
He probably heard the other prisoners at the Kyln talking about her, calling her just about every derogatory term there is including whore, and being Drax he assumed that she is, in fact, also a whore.

>>86018086
>Why is Christine there?
Justice League was fighting some bad guy with a raygun that seemingly obliterated anything it hit. Superman gets hit with said raygun, but discovers that it doesn't obliterate you but instead fling you forward in time. A car also got hit with the ray so it's there too.

>Why does he have a sword?
It's so far in the future that Sol is turning red (or already turned red?) so Supes doesn't have any powers. He makes the sword to fight future monsters.

Towards the end he meets Vandal Savage and they become bros because Vandal has had a few tens of thousands of years to calm the fuck down.

>>86018233
Antman was the highlight of the airport scene, no doubt about it.
Really glad they brought him back even though the Antman solo movie underperformed

>>86017955
Nah, I just agree with him.

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man I love movie magic

>>86018238
>Why would they say she performs sexual acts for monetary compensation if she did not in fact do so?
>This seems like blatant false-advertisement

>>86018270
I think it performed extremely well, in spite of all the baggage it had.

We live in a world where Ant-Man is preferred by the gen public than Fantastic Four, that shit still boggles my mind.

>>86018296
'no'

>>86018349

At least Antman delivered on its basic premise.

Nothing happens in Tranktastic until the last ten minutes.

>>86018349
>I think it performed extremely well,
But Suicide Squad flopped, right?

>>86018380
Are you retarded?

first half is good, second is shit

>>86018233

Fuck me this was good.

>>86003412
>>86003533
>>86004186
>>86004521
These are /tv/, though.

>>86018396

>first half is good

The Diet Spielberg stuff with the kids doesn't fit at all with the dark, brooding scientific nature of the story Tank wanted to tell when they grew up.

Also Ben is so tertiary to the narrative Reed literally has to call him to get him back into the movie. Trank has no idea how to juggle the team.

>>86018433
Why post this? Why waste the effort?
You're not changing anyhing.

>>86018444
>The Diet Spielberg stuff with the kids doesn't fit at all with the dark, brooding scientific nature of the story Tank wanted to tell when they grew up.
It does though.
It's whiplash.
All good horror movies start like this.
Everyone is buddy buddy and happy until they go over their heads and ruin everything through hubris.

The happy go-lucky beginning was meant to clash with the fact that they all become horrible monsters.

Trank wanted to make the Fly but instead of going crazy Brundlefly becomes a superhero.

But apparently he went crazy on the complementary Hollywood hookers and blow.

>>86005285
Does the big armor really need to have two eyes? I mean, the small one supposedly has two eyes so Tony can see through them (though he obviously doesn't) but the bigger armor's eyes are not positioned anywhere near where they would need to be to function as eyes. Couldn't it just have one camera at the front and center? Or is there really some benefit to having two eye-like ones?

>>86006685
Is there even a baseball stadium in washington DC?

>>86018486
Why post this? Why waste the effort?
You're not changing anyhing.

>>86018629
You can't get stereo from one camera.
And having two means you have at least a minimum of one back up.

And you're forgetting the most important rule behind Tony's design process
It has to look cool

>>86014397
>can't see the use of the tongue
>can't see the use of taste
>can't see how manipulating the food in your mouth is useful
>can't see how swallowing is beneficial
wow anon, you deserve a medal of some sort

>>86005397
This movie was bad and this scene was utterly inconsequential but man was it fucking cool.

Comic movies may have given up on any kind of meaningful storytelling or comic accuracy, but at the very least I can still enjoy this dumb fanservice.

>>86018737
Have to agree.
AoU was terrible but the Hulkbuster fight was great.

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>>86016758
Ramsay sent Theon's dick to his father, retard.

>>86005732
The greatest scene in the history of animation!

>>86018777
We didn't know that when he first ate the sausage though, retard.

>>86004521
>Hawkeye dancing with his arms in the background

>>86005732
Why does she even bother dodging Huntress's and Canary's punches? She would barely feel them.

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>>86018821
>implying a breakfast sausage looks the exact same as Theon's cock

You'd have to be retarded to think he actually ate his dick, even Ramsay said he wouldn't do that because it would be too much.

>>86016749
Because that would be murder.

>>86018961
There's no murder in war

>>86018821

What? It looked nothing like a dick, it was clearly a sausage.

>>86014085
Why was the CGI in this movie so bad?

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>>86003412
What makes this fight particularly bad is that even though they're hitting each other, neither one is getting hurt at all. Pic related. It's Supes getting chopped in the neck

>>86016398
>>86016438
>>86016461
This show was fucking retarded. Let's take everything bad about the sequels and turn it up to 11.

>>86015209
Yeah I always hated how many cuts Marvel action scenes had.

Civil War I feel like the worst culprit, but most of them did it.

Like I remembered my friends had trouble watching action from Hardcore Henry and I was like "but you saw no flaws in the 10 cuts it took for Black Widow to judo flip some guy?"

>>86019131
The Crossbones fight at the start of CW where Black Widow is fighting the goons had so much shaky cam and so many cuts I legitimately felt nauseous. It was so unecessary.

>>86008694

Holy shit , I can hear the soundtrack. The Doomsday design might've been incomplete but every moment from his birth to his death was awesome.

>>86019063
You're expecting a person to react 1/20th of a second after they got hit.

>>86017487
>>86017514
>civil """"""war"""""""""

>>86017767
finally, some quality content.

>>86019398
Watch the clip again. The whole fight he has the same annoyed/constipated expression.

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>>86019479

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where's my road movie starring sam and bucky?

>>86013798
Literally a higher budget Power Rangers

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>>86013140
Ant Man was the MVP of that fight.

>>86003487
I love the snap zoom.

>>86019946
>Ant Man was the MVP of that fight.

In the later half. In the first half, Wanda carried it.

>>86006685

Underrrated and brilliant

>>86017298
>Diet Fifth Element


Basicallt, peole say that marvel is great because they have spy shit, sci fi, fantasy, etc in the same universe but it all feels the same

>>86014085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPRG1Fpp00U

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>>86014085
>>86021059
cant unsee

>>86014693

The Wakandan royals have that fuckin superhuman weed shit.

It's never mentioned on screen but that's the assumption i made

>>86015209

Gorilla Pressing Loki seemed like a completely useless move.

>>86014693
Vibration uses are very vague making it easy to write in stuff like you being able to be superhuman inside a full suit of it.

>>86016506

I think they would get shit on by the Flash TV Show crowd if they didn't. People were bitching about the fucking colour.

>>86021716
Vibranium fucking autocorrect

>>86018821
this is the type of person who is praising BvS's storytelling lmao

>>86015481
You just know he already had a copy of himself on standby somewhere in the internet before Vision burned out his modem. One of those "It will automatically activate if I don't log in after 24 hours" kind of things. Same goes for Zola. Part of their schtick is that no matter how many times you think you've finished them off, there's always a backup somewhere waiting to activate.

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>>86021716
>>86021917
>Be human
>Be inside suit made of vibration
>mfw when I'm The Walking Vibrator
>mfw I fight crime by making every villain cum nonstop till they are dry

>>86013799
What are you talking about?

>>86018834
For the same reason she blocks bullets, she thinks herself as a warrior not a tank

>that fucking shaky cam
lmao

>>86014802
In First Avenger they hinted that Zola had used the cosmic cube to experiment on him.

>>86003487
>I must go, my truck needs me.

>>86006623
for some reason, I always thought that the assassin looked like Jack Earle Haley

>>86019071
Get yourself some taste, son.

>>86023307
>likes star wars
>criticizes others taste

>>86004521
What the fuck is Hawkeye doing? Top cringe.

>>86007470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hROzz6yD_a8

>>86017499
That's insulting to TV shows

>>86018667
RFK stadium

>>86007179
I did, it was boring as fuck

>>86018233
I'm so goddamn glad that Paul Rudd is Ant-Man.

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>>86003412