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>Hey there! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. Now

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>Hey there! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. Now I know what you're thinking: How did I get into this mess?
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get your shit together Turner.
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What does this mean for USM?
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>>85992862
*i found a way starts playing*
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>>85992883
why didn't he just wish to be free?
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>>85992910
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
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>>85992862
Is the nightmare over?
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>>85992862
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

TO PAY THIS FINE

and if you open up your wallet,
see what's inside,
it's gonna take some time, to pay this fine
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>>85992964
More like recasting. The kids that show is targeted to won't give a shit.
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>Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I had another bottle.
>Sorry, Sport. You know you've gone over your limit for the day, it's against Da Rulz.
>JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER BOTTLE YOU FLYING PINK BITCH!
>Timmy...
>I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! *Remorseful sobbing*
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>>85992862
>mfw
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>>85992973
>>85992993
How many E-list animated movies is he gonna have to voice to pay this one off?
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>>85992993
Keikaku doori.
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>>85992862
>our legal system is so slow and fucked up that everything can seem fine and in-the-past, then someone goes to jail
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For your breathalyzer test... YOU GET AN F
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>>85993011
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>>85993024
I would have never guessed things would turn out the way they have for those two.
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>>85993024
my god, that pile of dump really picked himself up out of the garbage didn't he
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>>85992898
More than likely he already recorded some stuff ahead of time. If not cross your fingers Josh Keaton comes back.
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>>85993181
underrated.
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>>85992898
The show is over after this season, so nothing.
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Drake Bell had such a tragic life
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>>85993297
Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't all the tragedies self-inflicted?
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does he still live in disney world
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>>85992898
A special episode where Spider-Man gets caught up for DUI
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>>85993297
>>85993321
I don't care. Somehow, life just shat on him hard.
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>>85992964
It wasn't that bad
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>>85992862
Josh was always the better brother.

Drake was overrated bait for young girls
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>>85993097
Marvel blacklisted him after he spilled the beans about originally being in EMH but getting dubbed.

That's why you don't hear him at anything Marvel at all.
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>>85993321
Pretty much this, no one forced him to spend all of his money go into debt.
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>>85993324
Yes, in the janitor closet.
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>>85993024
Didn't this show already get cancelled?
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>>85992960
SO DON'T DO THE CRIIIME!
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>>85993354
>blacklisting somebody
>for that
Fuck Marvel.
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>>85993358
nah, all of his debt is a result of him being a stupid child star and not knowing how to plan for the future

he thought he was gonna be rich forever, and then it turned out that no one actually wanted him
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>>85992862
>I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FIND MYSELF IN JAIL
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>>85993337
>>85993297
>>85993321
>Mfw Drake Bell was the attractive, successful actor and Josh was the fat, ugly friend and now he's broke and Josh and fit and winning
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>>85993165
My DUI took literally a year to convict. If you don't get the prosecutor you want at the city level you just bind it over to state and wait several months, it's bogged down with actual criminal charges and shit most of the time.
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>>85992993
Post yfw they replace him with Josh.
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>>85993409
Actually, he was doing decent with his music but then he fucked his hands. And considering his guitar was big part of gimmick, he was fucked. But then he made poor choices after that.
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>>85993192
Josh is pathetic. He's a """""""""VINE STAR""""""""
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>>85992862
>I wish I had a bottle of scotch

>What could possibly go wrong?
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>>85993024
>Josh became the hot one.


W E W
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>>85993433
>Josh
>fit

Well at least he's rich...
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So we can all agree that Josh was always the funnier, more interesting character in Drake and Josh, right?
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Looks like he found a way.
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>>85993454
He was a regular on a network sitcom just recently, and most importantly, didn't blow money he didn't have on an expensive house like Drake did.
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>>85993192
This screen cap started off so well then turned into /v/-tier shit halfway through
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>>85992862
Couldve sworn this was in an episode of drake and josh
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>>85993433
I don't know the last movies josh has been in he's been shit at. He also looks like an anorexic heroine addict. Both of them look like they've been though shit.
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>>85993388
OVER YOUR SHOULDER I TOLD YA TO PUT THAT SMIRNOFF BACK DOWN.

AND DON'T DRIVE AROUND.
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https://www.tmz.com/2016/09/03/drake-bell-dui-jail-plea/

>96 hours in L.A. County Jail

It's literally nothing.
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>>85992862
He's only going in for like 96 Hours. They probably won't even put him in real assrape jail.
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>>85993436
Why were you driving under the influence,? didn't you watch full house?
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>Hug me brotha!!
>oh we gonna do more than some hugging tonight boy
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>>85993524

Don't ruin our fun.
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>>85993447
that's... super sad
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>>85993524
That's 96 hours that a lot of friendly inmates will "ask" him to grant their wishes. Of butt sex.
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>>85993524
Enough for 95 hours of buttsex.
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>>85993524
At least now he can eat without the mouse or Nicklodeon breathing down his neck.
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>>85993611
>>85993613
There's a difference between jail and prison, you know.
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>>85993611
>>85993613
He's not going to Federal "Pound Me In The Ass" Prison, he's basically going in a drunk tank for four days.
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I still watch Drake and Josh occasionally, the way things have turned out are seriously insane
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>>85993632
Didn't say they'd be serious. But how could you pass the opportunity to spook the RL Timmy Turner?

But they might scare him enough to decide not to do anything else to warrant coming back.
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>>85993024
what is this from
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>>85993651
>>85993632
Haha you guys went to jail for being drunk and got raped

You are now homos
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>>85992862
>that one episode where josh disowned drake
>joshes life became great and he was respected by everyone
>drakes life slowly deteriorated
>mfw the prophecy was right
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>>85993718
Jails aren't large and isolated enough for anyone to "spook" somebody like that, the cops are always watching you in the county jail
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>>85993510
>He also looks like an anorexic heroine addict.
Merry Christmas drake and josh was in 08
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What was the best Drake and Josh episode and why was it the helicopter one
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>>85993570
>Boco
>accusing anyone of ruining fun

You've got some nerve, you faggot.
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>>85993447
what happened to his hands?
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>>85993557
No I'm black, I watched Family Matters and the Fresh Prince, and those mainly told me not to fuck with white girls cause they're always bad news-- and I still didn't listen.
I basically met this Bulgarian girl who was having a bad night too and she kept not finishing her drinks and giving them to me and it just all snuck up on me. I'm just glad I didn't hurt anyone though.
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>>85993566
>>85993611
He'll get pip-pip-dee-doodly-doo'd.
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>>85993768
Art imitates life
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>>85993836
shattered his wrist, dr said he'd never play guitar again.
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>>85993914
awh, that's sad as fuck
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>>85993866
>letting a girl buy you drinks
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>>85993950
free drinks, fool.
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>>85993868
Actually it's because meme magic is real but that was close
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>>85993866
Why is half of /co/ either black or a girl.

Or both
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>>85993972
and a free trip to jail when the girl accuses you of sexual molestation and you're too drunk to argue.
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>>85993972
>girl buys a drink
>takes a sip
>then lets you finish it

She basically bought you the drinks

Also

>Bulgarian
>can't finish her drinks
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>>85993996
As a transblack man I find that reading comics of beefy white men with magic powers makes me hopeful that one day I will get bitten by a radioactive white man and develop my own superpowers
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>>85993914
How though? Did he just slip on some ice or was he trying to do a bicycle trick or what?
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>>85993866
>Drinking after other people
>Drinking after complete strangers
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>>85993996
>or a girl.
And you really believe this.
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>>85993611
>la county jail
that is literally just a holding cell full of people exactly like him
hell he might even reunite with amanda bynes in there
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reminder that drake bell was molested on the set of drake and josh multiple times

sadly im not joking
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>>85994004
get out more.
>>85994011
I'm not even OP, i'm just up for getting shit for free.
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>>85994108
Good.
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>>85992898
>USM
What does that stand for?
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>>85993928
His wrist actually recovered and he's back to playing

He went on tour in Mexico
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>>85994043
I think it was a car accident.
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>>85994108
Was it Dan?
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>>85994127
Ultimate Spiderman.
He's Spiderman/Peter Parker in that show
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>>85994108
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes The Dick" Schneider strikes again.
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>>85993441
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>>85994129
I think it's funny that he's actually still famous in Mexico. Do they air nothing but old Nickoms and 90's anime?
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>>85994061
This. Sometimes I wonder how will I ever deal with having a girlfriend or a wife and kids, if I can't eat or drink behind others?
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>>85993950
>>85993972
>>85994011

Well it's a long story but basically she gave me a free drink ticket at this art show, which she didn't finish and gave to me and then to repay her for that when we went to a club afterwards I bought her a drink. Then I guess some other dude bought her a drink and she tried to give me that one and I told her no thank you but then another girl bought me a shot-- in this span of like 5 hours I just lost all track of what I was consuming.

The irony? Homegirl had gotten a DUI a couple months prior.
This is why we don't fuck with them white grls, children.
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>>85994108
Why did you let it happen?
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>>85993510
> the last movies josh has been in he's been shit at

True, but at least he's not doing Nickelodeon live action roles
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>>85994139
>>85994156
no but it was one of dan's very close friends, brian peck

hes still working with kids over at disney
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>>85994108
Dan "cherry crusher" Schneider strikes again!
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>>85992862
AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY to finally die
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>>85993768
Drake is literally nothing without Josh in real life too
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>>85994206
truth
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>>85994248
Source? Not that i don't believe you, I just want to see the documentation.
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>>85993768
That episode always did feel a bit too real for me.
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>>85993342

You're right, it was worse!

DOHOHOHO
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>>85993996
Girls don't actually read comic books.
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>>85992898
SUPERIOR SPIDERMAN INCOMING

>Wow Peter you sure sound different
>Hehe...
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>>85993813
Drake and josh is probably the only show that's funniest when it jumps the shark
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>>85994108
Who said this?
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>>85993433
It makes sense.

The fat, ugly friend had a much rockier foundation in acting and therefore had to be much more safe with his money and had to actively work to appear more attractive for jobs.
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>>85992862
Yall niggas know that Megan was behind this right?
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>>85994295
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115792/Pedophile-X-Men-actor-convicted-sexually-abusing-Nickelodeon-child-star-working-underage-kids.html

peck molested a nick teen star and the actor decided to not reveal his name in fear of ruining his career. some guys on /tv/ tried narrowing down who the victim was with the info we got and one of the prevailing theories was drake bell
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>You will never be able to watch Drake & Josh: College Edition
>You will never get to watch Josh become an enormous Chad and get laid all the time with his new college buds
>You will never see Josh run to the bathroom merely to watch him sniff coke
>You will never see Megan in her Senior year of high school
>You will never see her blowing her male teachers for straight A's
>You will never see Drake and Josh's dad being cuckolded by his wife with some nigger's cock in her used goods
>You will never watch Drake gain a bunch of weight and reveal himself to be a virgin in college
>You will never watch Drake become a recluse and browse /r9k/ and fap while Josh is banging bitches in the top bunk
>You will never see the series finale where Drake finally snaps and storms the school with a bushmaster assault rifle
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I just feel bad for him at this point.
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>>85994036
Criminals beware! It's PRIVILEGE MAN!
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>>85994248
he can't have direct contact with children, but he does still work on sets around them.
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>>85994206
desu a lot of white girls don't fuck around with black guys for similar reasons of suspicion

Feels good to be a jew
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>>85994388
>That episode where Megan blows all of Drakes money
>The episode where Megan got Drake liquored up and made him drive

I'd watch a Nick live action show where Megan ruins Drakes life as an actor tbqh
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>>85993198
>>85993466
Through the bitter ashes of the underground and years wandering behind your shadow, I have risen up and surpassed you. I give you a word of advice.

I've read about prison. It ain't fun!
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>>85994388
Plz don't joke about that, Miranda Cosgrove is a qt and it breaks my heart that Dan Schneider probably took her virginity
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>>85994496
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>>85994409
I'm sure you could make this happen for about $600000
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>>85994402
It could have been Amanda Bynes, given what a mess she became.
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>>85994536
Miranda Cosgrove could never act worth a fuck and was always just an annoying Mary Sue in every single show she has been in.
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>>85994409
Don't be racist Anon
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>>85994551
no bully plz
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>>85994496
>Feels good to be a jew
Preach.
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>>85994206
Don't be racist Anon.
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>>85994588
i feel bad for amanda, schizophrenic and going un-diagnosed for all those years.
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>>85994588
if it was amada it would have been jane though

but yeah amada most def got molested

it would make sense that all the crazy nick teens were the ones who got molested, amanda, drake, zach and cody, hannah Montana
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>>85993996
>>85994335
Well that'll explain it.
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>>85994656
>zach and cody

What happened to them?
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>>85994658
>You'll get yours soon enough
Lel, no.
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>>85994656
>zach and cody

explain
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>>85993866
All women are bad news, why do you think the saying bros before hoes was made?
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>>85994694
I think they both went to NYU and one got his nudes leaked
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>>85994658
Get back to your containment board, /pol/tard.
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>>85994496
>>85994621

How? Jewish women are fucking harpies.
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>>85994694
>>85994721

one of them turned into jaden smith and says wierd shit like him. the other just acts strange and random
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>>85993768
>hfw it was josh
>it was josh the whole time
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>>85994750
Go back to your containment oven, Chaim.
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>>85994744
...that it?
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>>85994760
Columbine: Reincarnated.
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>>85994760
Yeesh.
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>>85994496
Well, I'm glad at least something feels good after your circumcision.
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>>85994760
If I recall correctly, one of them became a NEET and browses the 4Chans.
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>>85994183
There a chanel that air's 90's anime, but there not a chanel that airs old nicktoon, you need Netflix
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>>85994760
Which is the one that cosplays as anime characters and shitposts about Lanky Kong?
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>>85994760
One of them plays Smash semi-competitively, iirc
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>>85994760
Cole's Twitter feed is actually pretty hilarious.
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>>85994847
the one on the left, the one on the right is this https://twitter.com/dylansprouse/
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>>85994760
>>85994819
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about us.
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>>85994819
From what i hear they both shitpost on 4chan, but they still work
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>>85994882
TIMESTAMP. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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>>85994882
Make us.
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>>85993354
Source?
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woah
one of the twins is playing jughead on the new archie tv show
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>>85994882
suite life on deck was a piece of shit, exept london
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>>85994882
Nice try anon, those guys would probably just increase the shitpost
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>>85994882
I'll talk about whoever I want, you autistic cuck.
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>>85994819
One of them's a /b/tard I think.
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>>85994753
Not in my experience. In fact, they seem to be warmer and less stuck up than white non-Jewish girls as a general rule.
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>>85993483
I loved his totally over-the-top acting
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>>85993297
>artists who draw heads and faces with a weird ugly slant

It's my trigger.
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>>85993866

I'm black too and Full House was the bomb.

>>85993433

Josh was always cute but I'm surprised he became mildly successful while Amanda and Drake are in ruts.
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>>85995019
>they seem to be warmer

You're telling me.
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>>85995123
ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this.
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>>85995116
>I'm black too and Full House was the bomb.
You have shit taste.

t. black /co/mrade
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>>85995123
>dude holocaust lmao
>>>/b/
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>>85994760
The weird thing about this is when I was in highschool one of my classmates was actually the cousin of these guys
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>>85992862
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO TO JAIL FOR DUI
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>>85995123

Oooh, that one hurt, Anon...
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>>85995019
Where do you live? Most Jewish girls I've know have been shrill cunts.
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>>85994750
/pol/ is the most fun board to be a jew on because saying you're a jew triggers so many of them

And then you talk to the israelis there and they want to genocide tel aviv liberals, ultrareligious jews and arabs
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>>85995159
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>>85995091
It was supposed to be on erspective
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>>85994587
>I'm sure you could make this happen for about $600000
>$600000
underrated post
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>>85995193
Anecdotal but in high school this one jewish girl with big jewbs was kind of interested in me and she was just quiet most of the time

But maybe it's because I never dated her that the "jewish girls suck" meme seems to be mostly based on all the internet feminists whose names end in berg and stein
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>>85995116
Don't listen to those other faggots. Full House was the fucking shit.

t. another black /co/mrade
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>>85994882
Is this Cole "More Bitches Than A Stripper Pole" Sprouse?
Or Dylan "Smokin, Shitpostin, and Chillin" Sprouse?
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>>85995208
> saying you're a jew triggers so many of them

Nobody actually cares, Shlomo.
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>>85995123
Nice one.
>>85995159
Tumblr.
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>>85994753
Who needs Jewish women? I can do whatever I want without having to get autistic or paranoid about things.
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>>85994409

>implying Josh would be a slut

He was too sweet and cute.

>>85994694

They're weird guys but one of them is playing Jughead in Riverdale for some reason. He doesn't have the body for it at all though.
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>>85995278
You certainly seem to.
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>>85994974
I hope Brenda Song has a long successful career. She's both fun and cute.
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>>85995153
It had great lolis though
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>>85993024
Not only did Josh become the more successful one but he became the more handsome one too.
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>>85995233
Beauty is such a great comic.
That guy's an anustard.
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>>85995307

Like you weren't looking for a response.

>Teehee! I'm Jewish don't get triggered you silly goys.
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>>85995278
>go into /pol/
>say I'm a jew
>immediate accusations of being an evil kike and strange questions about my connections to jewish secret organizations
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>>85995233
motherfucker needs Loomis in his life, and fast
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>>85995273

Ya know Cole is playing Jughead in that new Archie show?
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>>85995310
Last thing she was in was one of those shitty anti-smoking commercials
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>>85995315
Disgusting.
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>>85995337
That wasn't me though. So you admit you're triggered?
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>>85995315
The lolis were all bugeyed shits. Now Fuller House Stephanie, that's pleased-pacha.jpeg
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>>85995367

And before that was a crappy Seth McFarlane sitcom.

Poor thing.
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>>85995337
If you didn't get triggered it wouldn't be so amusing
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>>85995233
And they fucked it up real badly.
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>>85995349
is Cole our man /co/?
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>>85993768
Shit guess fates and ironic son of a bitch
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>>85995376
>fuller house

That's what my pants are when I'm watching that show
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>>85995376

Heh. "Fuller". Got that right.
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>>85995376
Am I the the Drake bell rolls the dice thread?
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>>85995310
>seeing her in Wendy Wu
>seeing her in The Social Network

difference was like night and day for me. I still forget that these are people just like the rest of us sometimes
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>>85995193
>Where do you live
Northern California.
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>>85995349
I forgot that even existed, but I remember now. Apparently his character is "A philosophically bent heartthrob who was once the best friend of Archie, who is still dealing with the rift that came between them." I don't know what that means, but it sounds like there's bitches.
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>>85995444

Wendy Wu was so good, eh? She was a good actress but you don't see her much these days.

>>85995475

Jughead is ace in the show if sources are correct.
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>>85993996
Hardcore /co/mrade here, I'm ftm but not black
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>>85994760
Christ does every child star end up down the rabbit hole sooner or later?
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>>85995444
My inner middle schooler was pleased in the blow job scene in that film.

It made a good film even better for me
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>>85994154
Oh man Im totally gonna watch that shit now.
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>>85994974
It was but it definitely had its moments
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Maybe I'm just a few years too old, but I'll never get 4chan's obsession with the white, toothless version of Kenan and Kel. Always thought Drake and Josh and all those other, later Schneider shows where too saccharine and Disney-like. K&K, all That,and the Amanda Show felt more mean and nasty in an interesting way.
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TIMMY IS A SPOILED KID
THAT NO ONE EVER STANDS
MOM AND DAD AND VICKY
ALWAYS GIVE INTO DEMANDS
(YES TWERP)

BUT DOOM AND GLOOM EXPEL HIS TUDE
ALMOST INSTANTLY
THROUGH HIS MAGIC LITTLE CHECKS THAT BROUGHT HIM TO DEBT
NOW IN REALITY
HE IS DRAKE BELL
HE'S WASHED-UP STAR DRAKE BELL

TV-MOVIE SHOWS
DIRECT-TO-DVD ROLES
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>>85994760
I want the one on the right to hug me
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>>85995376
I think there's only one reason anyone watched this show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q84cRP3q3W8
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>>85995522

Alyssa Milano turned out okay.

Oh Alyssa...what I wouldn't give to make you mine...
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>>85995553
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>>85995549
K&K wasn't as good in my opinion. Plus, at its core, its really a very different type of show. Even the style of comedy is quite different, I don't know the word for it but yeah, I'd say only in the basic level of "two teenage protagonists" are they even remotely similar.
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>>85994760
>>85994721
>>85994694

They also actually pitched a show idea to Disney before they went to college

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR0xpRiUXdQ
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>>85995498
If the heartthrob part means anything close to what I think they mean, he's gonna be plagued by women when he really just wants hamburgers. Also it took me a moment to figure out what you were talking about. "Ace" isn't gonna catch on, just call him asexual.
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>>85994760
JUST
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>>85995610
>K&K wasn't as good in my opinion.
And your opinion is wrong.
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>>85995310
I think currently she's preoccupied with babytrapping Miley Cyrus's trailer trash brother.
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>>85995553
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>>85995676
No, it's just different love. You have your tastes, I have mine. We can coexist.
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>>85995721
Don't you mean /co/exist?
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>>85994760
One of them shoutcasts for Melee.
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>>85994183
Drake and Josh still airs on open TV and so is DBZ. Malcolm in the middle also used to not so long ago.
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>>85993524
So if he's staying 4 days jailed he will pay a few visits to the showers.

Will he find a way to drop the soap?
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>>85994694
>zach and cody
One of them is playing Jughead on CW's grimderp Riverdale.
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>>85994402
Have a link to that specific thread by any chance? I'm not convinced "narrowing it down" would be that easy.
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>>85993024
>>85994388
>>85993505
>>85993768
This reaffirms my desire for them to make a modern spinoff of Drake and Josh were Josh went on to be successful in his field (I'm assuming science) and Drake is a washed up musician who begs Josh to let him move in while he gets back on his feet. And then it's just the story of Josh living with Drake crashing on his couch while Drake tries to reform the shambles of his broken life.
Megan probably ends up the CEO of some miscellaneous company.
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>>85995610
None of these Schneider shows are any good, but at least the earlier ones feel more true to their tone. The 2000's stuff was so obviously trying to copy Disney's star formula; giving Drake Bell a guitar and trying to make him Nick's new star was such a transparent attempt at growing their own Hilary duff or Miley Cyrus.
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>>85995522

I remember watching this documentary about a child actress from the 1920s or 1930s. "Baby" something. It was awful. She turned out into a normal adult but her childhood was awful. She didn't know how to be a kid or play kid games.
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>>85995372
>>85995390
>A bemused response is being triggered now.
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>>85995921

No one has seen Megan since she got hired by that "Dan" guy who works at a famous television network.
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>>85995921
Sounds a bit like Two and a Half men- kid friendly edition desu
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>>85995921
Something about Drake and Josh really brings out people's projectors. Its like everyone here sees themselves as Josh,and Drake is every single peer they hated growing up.
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>>85995964

Wait, what was that guy's name again?
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>>85995906
they used the dates the article gave, the age of teen nick stars, and shows peck worked on

it was also due to the fact dan schneider worked on drake and josh
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>>85995796
ayyyy
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>>85993996
all those people you think are girls are just gays like me
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>>85996019
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
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>>85996007
i relate more with josh in that story desu
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>>85996019

Dan "The candy man with the best van" Schneider.
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>>85993181
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>>85996019
Dan "Slide inside her" Schneider
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>>85995522
Pretty much.
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>>85996007
We got us a Drake over here! How are you posting from your cell?
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>>85996019
Dan "MK Ultra that vulva" Schneider
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>>85995522
Not Neil Patrick Harris.
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>>85996181
He's a faggot, he was always damaged.
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>>85993733
*form
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>>85995522
Michael Jackson arguably, he was successful for a very long time after growing up, even if it did end weird.
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>>85996196
I wanted to make that joke!

I'm sorry to inform you anon, but he turned gay.
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>>85996196
He's one of those rare showbiz faggots that still looks and acts like a normal person, so he gets a free ride from "progressive" types in Hollywood, while still not alienating the mainstream. Pretty good deal, actually.
>>
There's only one logical explanation...
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>>85996244
>>85996196
/pol/ please leave
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>>85993321
Tragedies ARE supposed to be self-inflicted.
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>>85996273
Not your safespace, tumblr.
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>>85996273
What did I say that was /pol/? He has all the benefits of being a gay guy in Hollywood, but because he's not a flamer, regular people like him too.
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>>85996293
let this meme die.
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>>85996267
Don't worry Josh. She has been punished already.
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>>85996345
tumblr or safespaces?
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>>85996345
Sure, when you finally decide to fuck off back to where you came from.
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>>85996273
Fuck off you stupid newfag. The word faggot has been used here since the beginning, same with nigger. Seriously, get the fuck out.
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>>85996345
>>85996345
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>>85996357
Punished for what? Taking Josh's virginity in his sleep?
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>>85993024
I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY
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>>85996368
>>85996381
>>85996398
look what this meme is doing to you. all of you were triggered by it.
>>85996367
all of it
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On the topic of Schnieder, I miss Ned's DeClassified School Survival Guide.
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>>85996463
I'm still upset we never got Ned's Highschool Survival Guide.
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>>85996448
Sshh, baby, sshh.
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>>85996007
I relate way more to drake in that scenario.
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>>85995444
No, they WERE like the rest of us once, but then they worked for Disney and had their souls sucked by Mousephistopheles.
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>>85996463
That wasn't Schneider but same.
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>>85996476
You're on your own for that shit.
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>>85996477
absolutely intolerable.
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>What are your thoughts on your friend Drake's current legal troubles?
>Who?
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>>85996463
What makes Scott Fellows' live-action shows so much more bearable than his teletoons like Johnny Test?
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>>85996448
>It's yet another "Anyone who disagrees with me is a tumblr/pol/fag" episode

I feel you man
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>>85996507
>He doesn't want the planned sequel series
Are you a faggot or something?
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>>85996511
They are on okay terms, I think. I recall reading that Josh was trying to get him a part on his now-canceled FOX show.
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>>85996210
Grandfathered.
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>>85995589
wait that's kimmy? what happened to Duane? Dont tell me they kicked Robin off the show?
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>>85995116
Amanda Bynes is a raving lunatic though. She jumped off the deep end a long time ago.
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>>85996566
What's the story behind Amanda?
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>>85996566

Shame. I know they say never stick your dick in crazy, but...
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>>85996566
she's doing better with medication.
>>85996597
schizophrenia
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>>85996597
Latent mental issues
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>>85992862
so I guess drake and josh is canceled now

thank god
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>>85996597
They deleted her website, www dot amanda please dot com, where you could watch all of Amanda's best. One week, it featured a clip of her telling a tree a bedtime story.
I'm not making that up.
>>
JUST
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>>85996686
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>>85995349
Is boco secretly Cole or Dylan here to shitpost?
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>>85996597
She retired a few years ago after suffering from serious mental problems. She was so fucked up that she went on twitter accused her dad of raping her as a child and implanting a microchip in her head that forced her to make that accusation. She looks pretty good for being 30 years old.
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>>85996597
Similar to Lohan, people expected too much from her and she buckled under the stress, turned to drugs, awakened actual mental health issues.

Shia experienced something similar too but Shia actually has a good parent in his mom that atleast grounds him a little.
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>>85996741
she also dated Seth MacFarlane for a while, if that counts against her better judgement.
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>>85994760
Cole(the right) is actually pretty cool on Twitter. Dude's hair is crazy ducking long though.
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>>85996731
Goddamn that would be one hell of a twist. But no, it's just Boco.
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>>85996741
>"She looks pretty good for being 30 years old"
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>>85994079
>Amanda

I think she just got out of the psych ward. Twitted something recently after a six month hiatus.
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>>85996787
Depends on which picture is more current.
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>>85996771
He's a memester of the highest caliber.

I don enjoy his autism.
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>>85996399
Looking at him now, she should've taken his seed as well.
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>>85996787

Uh, I may have to rescind my former statement...
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>>85996821
She did.
Every single night before he was set to go on a date with his GF, she had to make sure that he wouldn't be able to give any to her.
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>>85996812
That picture is from literally one and half months ago.
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>>85996787
She does, thought. In that picture she looks like a severely depressed 20 year old.
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>>85996103
a masterpiece
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>>85994136
>>85994043
he dived into the shallow end of a pool at a party
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>>85996910
Wrong. In that picture she looks like shit.
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>>85992993
The parents will.
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>>85996448
>lol im shitting up a thread what pussies these tumblrites are

Nigga if youre gonna shitpost at least be creative/on topic/funny
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>>85996129
>pigtails
Aside from the shitty hairstyle, he hasn't changed much.
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>>85996934
A shit younger than she really is
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>>85996539
I meant it like "you're on your own for high school. No guide can prepare you for that shit".
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>>85996954
And? She still looks equally or even worse than your average 30 years old woman.
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How come there wasn't a single foot in Drake and Josh?
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>>85997158
You don't remember the episode where Josh's foot was crushed by a barbell and it became all blue and black?
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>>85995123
she died of typhus tho
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>>85996831
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>>85994882
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>>85997294
post the part right before he wishes for his childhood back
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>>85994760
Doesn't one of them stream D&D on twitch?
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>>85994760
that is a really sexy coat
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>>85997158
Because Feet come in pairs.
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>>85993011
Im confused whats tara strong got to do with this
Granted she does get drunk sometimes but she takes to twitter instead of her car.
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>>85993024

>Josh
>was the chubby comic relief
>got fit and attractive
>is now moderately successful with at least a few decent roles under his belt
>aging like a fine wine

>Drake
>was the suave, "hot" musician
>now can't play guitar ever again because of a ruined hand
>hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
>trapped in bottom-rung voice roles and bit pieces for children's shows
>aging like milk
>going to fucking jail

How did this happen
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>>85997723
Why is everyone saying Drake looks like shit? He looks exactly the same as he did ten years ago, just more grown up.
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>>85993996
Dammit anon you got me
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>>85996542
shit that got canceled? I wanted to get into it
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>>85995549

What the fuck ever happened to Kel, anyway? Kenan eventually ended up on SNL (which was apparently a big dream of his), but Kel just dropped off the map.
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>>85997783
Did you look at OP's pic closely?

That's the look of someone who has grown numb from all the pain.
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>>85997804
He's involved with producing music now.
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>>85993996
But I'm Mexican.

#notall/co/mrades
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>*"Latent mutant gene"
Get your kids checked, folks. Thid could be happening you your kids.
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>>85997865
Don't worry, the cloud will take care of them.
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>>85997804

He has a starring role in a Nick sitcom now. For the most part, he just does minor roles.
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>>85992898
It means his voice will be a little more haggard and you might hear his inmate in the background of some of his lines.
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>>85993024
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>>85994740
Only fags say that to rope in hetero men into doing gay shit.
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>>85994062
>>85994335
>>85996048
>>85994740
>>85998023
It all makes sense now.
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>>85997723
so drake is what happens to marty mcfly before he fixes the timeline
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>>85998023
Says the friendless neckbeard on an imageboard.
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>>85996019
Dan "Carful She's a Biter" Schneider
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>>85993371
It was either this or the grinder


>>85997812
Like most mugshots, celebrity (he is a minor one but still a celebrity) mugshots have never been flattering.
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>>85994036
mocha shakea khan is your slave name
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>>85998023
t. never had a bro
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>>85997536
I guess since he played an older Timmy in the live action movies.
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>>85995549
>Always thought Drake and Josh and all those other, later Schneider shows where too saccharine and Disney-like
Ned's Declassifed was godlike you pedestrian
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>>85996787

That's what the average woman looks like without makeup
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>>85995407
Well you certainly stiffened up the composition. Not sure how you feel that improved it.
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>>85998308
There were live aaction films
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>>85997158
Only Dan knows why.
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>>85998788
Unfortunately
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>>85995407
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>>85998840
Dan was really going at full force with Victorious was
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>>85998937
When is he not going full force?
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Man, my niece used to love Schneider shows. When I found out about him, I told her they'd all finished up and she couldn't watch them anymore.

Then we watched Real Ghostbusters and that's all she wanted to watch for a good long time.

Shit like >>85998840 is so fucking creepy, man. So fucking creepy.
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>>85996273
>>85996345
Why isn't this guy banned yet? Ban every tumblr retard from /co/. It's been long enough.
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>>85999036
I know, but with Victorious it's like he didn't care anymore and whore'd the shit out of the girls.
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>>85996699
That sounds cute
>>
JUST
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>>85997723
What happened to his hand?
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>>85999171
>this butthurt over someone on the internet
Chill out, bro.
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>>85993321
yeah but only because he couldn't deal with knowing the horrors Dan Schneider were committing
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>>85993204
I dunno. Marvel might have blacklisted him for revealing what happened behind the scenes of EMH
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>>85999042
>so fucking creepy, man. So fucking creepy.

Not really. Just typical "lol random" tween humor. The only reason you associate it with sex is because you know about foot related sex kinks.
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>>85992898
well hes only in jail for 96 hours and got like 4 years probation

http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/03/drake-bell-dui-jail-plea/
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>>85999365

And the multiple allegations about Schneider molesting the tween stars over the years.
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>>85999414
>Multiple allegations

From faceless internet users based on nothing. One rumor from a reddit user and a bunch of nothing special foot humor in kids shows. Seriously, the only reason Schneider is focused on is because he's ugly and fat.
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>>85999042
You do know he never actually molested anybody right we only joke about it because his name makes for funny jokes.
>>
Hey guys. Stop making baseless claims about Dan. He hasn't done anything wrong. Why would you think he could do anything like what you accuse me of anyway? He's very well-known and very in the public eye. You'd know immediately if he did something like that, and since you don't, I didn't.
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>>85999499
hhhmmmmm
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>>85999365

Dan Schneider shows are full of foot shots, plus he literally asked girls to send pics of their feet to him on Twitter
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>>85999499
Dirty Dan the Doubles Man
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>>85999523
Don't call him that.
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>>85999414
you've been meme'd on
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>>85992862
Just like the hero he's voicing, a total loser.
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>>85999465
>From faceless internet users based on nothing.

He hired a convicted child molester, Brian Peck, after he spent time in jail for diddling.
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>>85999517
Yes, and if you look at other kids shows there would be just as much random focus on stupid shit like that. The Twitter thing is another stupid social media thing related to the shows. This kind of shit is done all the time for different shows where kids are told to send in photos related to silly content. Again, the only reason you associate it with sex is because you know about foot related sex kinks.
>>
>>85992964
>>85993342
It replaced the goodshit that was Spectacular Spiderman despite being garbage, it will always be bad in my book.
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>>85992862
Meanwhile, in the land of success where Josh Peck makes his home...
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>>85999475
I almost wonder if we should stop making the jokes i dont like to condone censorship but it seems to be making people think he is guilty.
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>>85999465
>>85999365
Get off the internet, Dan.
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>>85999543
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider.
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>defending a pedophile

At least defend a passably attractive one, like Alison Rapp.
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Ahaha you mother fuckers
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>>85993472
> he hasn't seen what Josh looks like now
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>>85999568
So criminals should not be allowed to go back to work after paying there debt to society.
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>>85997723
Drake thought he would have a career after drake and josh, spent like crazy and got himself into debt. took any role he could, became depressed after destroying his hand
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>>85999779

Not when the job they get puts them back in a position where they can re-offend. Put him on scripting, editing, keep him off the set.
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>>85999779

Pedos aren't people.
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>>85999779
Pedo stop. Your kind will never be seen in good light ever.
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>>85999365
I'd like to be in the room that came up with this episode.
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>>85996019
Which one of you idiots did this?
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>>85999823
The actors on those shows are what 15 thats not children.
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>>85999925
They are.
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>>85999896
>Ariana Grande
Thank you Based Dan
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>>85999600

Why is it so hard to accept Dan Schneider has a foot fetish?
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>>85999896
And people wonder why these kids end like this.

It also seems that another secondary effect of getting in Dan's van is becoming a huge coal burner.
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>>85997723
He pissed off too many Beliebers.
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>>85995921
Two and a Half men, and that one show with the same plot based on a play.

I think the appeal is pretty much the young fans are now old fans.
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>>85999779
Besides if hes not learnt to control his urges he should not be getting put back out anyway.
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>>86000032
>becoming a huge coal burner.

She does black tar heroin?
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>>86000082
I wouldn't be surprised if she did.
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>>86000057
>Arguing with a tween online
That's pathetic
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>>86000057
>What are you gonna do, stab me?- Quote from man stabbed
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>>85995549
>mfw their movie Two heads are better than none
Pure Kino
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>>86000057
>last ditch effort of attracting attention by messing with the hottest trendy ''star'' fanturds
Damn, that was certainly pathetic.
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>>85996273
"No"
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>>86000057
I literally read this in Drake's voice.
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>>85999924
>defacing wikipedia
Thats just wrong.
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>>86000080
They even got medicine to lower your drive, there's nothing wrong with hiring a sex offender if they've served their time and you know they will not offend again. It's a stigma most can't get away from.
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>>85995123
Is that a young Toby Maguire?
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>>86000213
Looks like right was forced by Dan to fuck the left.
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>>86000213
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>Dan Schneider is such a pedo! how disgusting! ... gimme a second guys imma gonna fap to loli brb
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>>85992862
>>85994108
>Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
>He been wishin' for a burner
>To kill everybody walkin'
>He knows that his soul's in the furnace

Drake is going to commit a massacre or shoot down everyone who wronged them and die in a police shootout. Bad touch Dan is going to die with his pants down and everyone is going to know the truth.
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>>86000367
Hi Dan "The man with the windowless van" Schneider
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Don't know why people keep saying his hand is broke.
He smashed it in that pool accident, sure. But he's since recovered and plays music.

Dude is just an idiot.
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Where did all the Dan Schnider defenders come from?
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>>85999255
Nah I said it calmly. And it's not just that one cuck, these people have been raiding /co/ for too long now. The mods have to step it up and delete tumblr.
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>>86000367
t. Danny boy
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>>86000367
The difference here is being honest about your fetishes and not try to hide them in fucking children shows since they too are a big part of the demographics up there with teens.
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>>86000412
If there's any sort of good out there, it will happen anon. Pedowood must go down.
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>>86000448
>defender""""s""""
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>>86000448
It's just some sex offender trying to defend himself by proxy
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>>86000490
>>86000032
>>85999896
Liz > Ariana > Victoria > that other bitch

Prove me wrong. You can't.
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>>86000490
If you seriously believe fetishes are being hidden in these tv shows you are a moron. There's a point when these jokes are posted and people like you show up that you notice a worrying amount of people taking them seriously.
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>>86000448
Its a meme Every board is doing it
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>>86000057
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>>86000553
Don't you have some girl's feet to rape, Dan?
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>>85998023
>>85998299
Or a woman. They're incapable of camaraderie you know.
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>>86000553
I mean
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>>86000627
>YouTube conspiracy theory logic

This is Michael_Jordan_Illuminati.avi tier silly
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>>86000490
Where's the image of the thread about how Nick's show Bella and the Bulldogs is a show about Cuckholding?

>>86000551
The things I would do to spend a night with Liz..
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>>86000691
ok John
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Leave drake alone
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>>85993204
If we're lucky they'll use Yuri because of the video game.
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>>86000821

You think they have Yuri money?
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>>86000864
This i disney we are talking about im pretty sure they will have all the money they need.
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>>86000057
>I'm sooooo scared
>Life goes downhill from there

Can beliebers do meme magic?
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>>86000109
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>>86000907
>meme magic

Kill yourself
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>>86000907
Well, they are one of the larger Guilds
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>>86000977
Meme magic is a very real thing anon.
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>>86001123
Hell even tumblr has it they turned steven universe into the tumblr pandering they thought it was for an episode
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>>85994359
Yeah, it had enough elements of your typical sitcom to lure you in, but it got surreal just often enough to keep it consistently funny and surprising. As opposed to iCarly, which relied too heavily on "quirkiness" and almost felt intentionally fake.

>>86000101
I mean, Alex Hirsch does it all the time-

...Never mind.
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>>85992862
>Start off in sorta successful show
>Fat comedy relief turns around, gets fit, gets rich
>Main starts spiraling down a pit of never ending failure.
It's like I'm watching a real life Bojack.

Only there's no punchline.
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>>85997372
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>>85997723

Dan "If you wanna UNJUST, get some cunnies to bust" Schneider happened.
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>>86000032
>huge coal burner
That was literally just Ariana, not that it matters.
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>>86001342
Don't call me that.
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>>86001330
I AGREE WITH HIM
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>>85999750
I'm going to the gym Tuesday. I can't live with myself looking worse than JOSH NICKLES
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>>85997833
Mexi/co/ is best /co/
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>>85993996
Nigger, I'm in cornbread fucking Wis/co/nsin. I only saw my first real black person a week ago.
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>>85999750
I would let Josh Peck creampie my ass, no homo.
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>>85992898
He'll just have to phone it in.
Literally.
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>>85999750
>be a child star
>get fat so people think youre funny and you wont get molested
>straighten up in your mid twenties and ride that fame to the bank without all the memories of rape
guys i think hes discovered the secret
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>>86000213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-RVW1aC6_U

It's a cheap joke, but I'm making it anyway.
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>>86001807
>dan never went for peck because he was fat
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>>86001540
I don't know man, that sounds pretty homo.
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>>85995337
>I don't care
>I DON'T FUCKING CARE ONE BIT
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>>86000213
>lattes
Welp there goes all my respect for those 2
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>>85996367
Yes
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>>85993181
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>>85996381
>This is what reddit thinks 4chan is like
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IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME, TO SERVE THE CRIME!
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>>86002194
>>86002305
Found the tumblrfags.
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>>86002305
>>86002377
It's my considered opinion that you're both retards.
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>>86000194
>you know they will not offend again
You can never know that dumbass
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>>86000601
>woman are incapable of camaraderie
>Only gay men are friends with other men
>True friendship is a myth
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>>85997372
Boco is a toilet using untouchable who needs a trip to warn us of his cursed presence.
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>>85995510
>ftm
what is this, 2011 tumblr?
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>>86002377
>This is the only meme newfags know
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>>85993024
>>85993193

Here's Josh's fiance, by the way
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>>85993024
Holy shit he looks like arkan
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>>86000213
>captain man
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>>86001807
>Josh Peck outsmarted Dan the Man

the absolute madman
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>>86001347
>Amanda Bynes
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>>85999244

Car accident. He was drunk, of course, and the accident permanently fucked up the nerves in his hand. Doctors told him he'll never play guitar again.
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>>85999475
I wonder what tumblr says
Hold xer tighter im going inside xim
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>>85993097
AN OCELOT NEVER LETS ITS PREY ESCAPE
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>>86002483
Yes you can, because you can take away their sex drive. A factor that leads them to offend dumbass.
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>>86001330
you're wrong
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>>86000194
Sex offenders shouldn't be allowed to work again. In fact they shouldn't even be allowed to live. They need to be burned alive.
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>>86004592
Shit, what's next, Parkinson's?
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>the fate of child actors
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWIE0PX1uXk
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>>85994342
I'd watch it if in every single episode he titters antagonistically after somebody comments about him sounding differently.
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>>86001330
The tripcode user's hat needs to be bigger and more obnoxious in order to balance out the ideologies.
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>>86002305
He's right, though. Faggot and nigger have been thrown around on 4chan since time immemorial. Thinking it's exclusive to /pol/ or /b/ is beyond idiotic.
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>>85993097
>>85993354
Justice has finally been delivered
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>>85997804
i remember watching a video of him being a hype man
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>>85994036
We're all radioactive, baby.
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>>85994061
>>85994191
Upper middle class weirdness right here. Did your moms cut the crusts off your bread, anons?
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>>85993996
I really want a black /co/ girlfriend.

I mean I really do.
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>>85995522
Ok /co/ we need a list of EVERY child star from 95-05 and see if any of them turned out ok.
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>>86000551
You're not wrong, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it.
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>>85996357
Dare I even ask her fate today?
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>>85995116
Amanda Bynes developed Schizophrenia (genetics is a bitch) as for Drake, he let persona from Drake and Josh determine that he was better than everyone else which gave him a big ego which turned him into what he is today. Josh ended up winning innthe end. I keep hearing that phrase "the meek willl inherit the earth." and I have to wonder if it's really true or not.
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>>86005844
>Amanda Bynes developed Schizophrenia (genetics is a bitch)

Really?
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>>86005875
If it is true, it makes a lot more of those Amanda Show jokes make sense.
>That one skit about the man in a hat who'd distract people from your moles
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>>86005875
Yes and also evidently bi-polar disorder as well. In college I had to write a paper about mental disorders and what's eerie is that these disorders tend to occur in adolescence and within a person's 20's. Maybe if the stress from Hollywood hadn't occured those genes that contained Schizophrenia and Bipolar disorder may have remained dormant.
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>>85996749
Memeing aside, I think Shia has done relatively good for a child actor. He's certainly mellowed out since that "edgy" phase he was going through with that performance art thing. Holes was his best movie.
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>>86000367
there's a difference between fapping to 2-D and using child actors and your influence for your pedophilia.
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>>85995289
>A Jew.
>Not autistic and paranoid.

I had a college professor who says that the ghost of the Holocaust is so scaring that she, three generations later, doesn't take showers in her own home -- she exclusively bathes.
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>>85994440
>He's still allowed on set with children.

Video related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtDG_u0ZdAE
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>>85993297
Fun fact he's the only child of a former crack addict turned born again christian single mother.
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>>85999779
Probably not at a company that deals directly with children, no.
It'd be fine if they kept him locked in the boiler room though.
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>>85995549
Hey, /co/.

Who loves orange soda?
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>>85996019
You guys ever hear the one about the Jewish pedophile?

"Hey, kids! Wanna buy a candy?"
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>>85996285
You're only saying that because 'tragedies' in the classical narrative sense are often brought about by hubris.
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>>86007296
Fuck i like that one any idea who came up with it.
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>>86007410
I haven't any idea.

I'm sorry.
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>>85996019
Dan "Give Me Sass and I'll Take That Ass" Schnieder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZbCH3wpCs
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>>85992862
>second DUI

You would have thought he'd had the money to have someone else drive him around.
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>>86007680
I was excepting a video of names and now im disapointed
Oh fuck i want nyanners to do that.
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>>86007680
>"Because, at the end of the day, I love it when the cast gets sassy at me, because I get to write all the scripts. I can put them into any horrible predicament I choose."
>"I can put them into any horrible predicament I choose."

So he admits he enjoys having control over them, that they have to follow the script wether they like it or not. He must of got sass from the entire cast of Victorious and decided to throw them in a hot RV until they broke down into a slutty, sweaty mess. That time Josh called him out on his shit? Dumbbell to the foot. He can't keep getting with it.
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