METAL MEN

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>>85980720
METAL MEN

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phone posting means shitty googling for a cover...

um its like finding it on a newsstand!

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In one of these pages Gold takes off his helmet which means they're all wearing one??

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I remember seeing the cover and being like "oh this looks like a sub par thing"

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modern comics a shit

How "iron"ic is it that Lead is the fourth heaviest Metal Man in reality?

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You get text facts

I think I am the only one in this thread, and I'm not even clicking on the thumbnails...

>>85980829
>>85980841
>altering the mind of a sentient being

Is Doc Magus history's greatest monster?

>>85981043
He's a typical comic book/cartoon scientist.

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AN ENEMY RETURNS

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day cameo

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holy shit that paneling at the top.

Does Platinum not understand what Doc's making a bunch of buff man-droids really says about his sexuality?
That she's just an aberration for whatever reason?
Because any straight scientist would have made a team of attractive fem-bots.

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Oh man that bottom paneling! this issue

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>No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

>>85981111
Again, Lead being tanky.....he's not even CLOSE to being the densest Metal Man.
It bother me. Like the writers have a 3rd grade background in science or something.

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Mercury is erect

>>85981131
You're a bit easily impressed with panel-work.

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cmon Tin

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How does Mercury in teeth compare to say Johnny Storm using asbestos? That's the other silver age unfortunate that's similar that comes to mind

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them character designs

brb

Bump, this is spectacular.

>>85981197
The writers of the old Metal Men comics had no grasp of the actual properties of these metals, particularly Mercury or Platinum.
Comics are not written by men of education.

>>85981251
Mercury isn't even a metal, his "liquidity" is meaningless given they can all shapechange at will, and his poisonousness and high density are never even addressed at all. And he's inexplicably red.
Mercury makes no fucking sense at all.

>>85981291
A library could have told them that the Red "mercury" in a thermometer is in fact colored alcohol, and not Mercury at all.

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we're back

>>85981178

I mean Silver Age curve

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I don't know what you guys are talking about with this having "bad science"

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I say it a lot but just Amazing cover copy

A better team would be:
Silver - the most conductive metal
Gold - chemically stable metal
Osmium - the heaviest metal
Tungsten - the most heat resistant metal
Chromium - the hardest metal

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>>85981493

#1 Flaw, no one on the team is liquid at room temperature

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oh christ

>>85981473
There's no science to this at all, the writers are completely making shit up at this point. They might as well say that Gold is the most delicious metal at this point.

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AMAZING RATIOS

>>85981516
>#1 Flaw, no one on the team is liquid at room temperature.
Is that of benefit when the entire team is Mr Fantastic?

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>>85981571

yes

>>85981579
How? They can all turn into puddles, nets, or whatever the fuck they want.
And all of them besides Lead can do it and not be contact-poisonous.

>>85981618
Did Doc invent hyperdrive while no on was paying attention?
this is as plausible as a Stardust comic book.

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If I worked at DC I'd force this, JLA, some other shit on the Green Lantern writers and be like Here is your material

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comics in a word balloon

>>85981654
The Green Lantern writers are already busy making Green Lantern a bunch of implausible bullcrap.
The JLA writers have their hands busy lumping together enough 4th stringers to make readers give a fuck.

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>>85981650

oh man did you miss how they went to the moon?
somewhere in there

>>85953386
>>85925171

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>>85981689

Now I meant because a lot of Silver Age JLA is Random Space Alien Conqueror attacks. fodder for the Corps

>>85981689
*Oops, I meant JSA, which I mistakenly read. (double oops).
Don't wish Justice League writers on an innocent comic book.

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you just hit it really hard

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i kinda wanna just end it here for now,

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Nah CHEMO

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wait what

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so i'm watching star trek tng for the first time and so far professor x has run away and surrendered

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>implying that's not amazing comedy

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poor Tin

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owned

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That's all for tonight, hope you enjoyed!

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Letters 11

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issue 12

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issue 13

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Issue 14

>>85980818
>Andru
I'm in.

>>85981078
Oh Magnus.
You've learned nothing.

>>85980841
KEKED

>>85980850
will Gold ever be an interesting character?

Will Magnus ever get over his whyboner and accept he wants to fuck robots?

>>85980861
>trying to find an excuse to separate the couple
>jealous as fuck but doesn't want to admit
Metal Men is best anime

>>85980905
>that thing's a lady, or it wouldn't want Gold
triggered

>>85980921
>>85980933
this raises several questions

>>85980979
why not just have tin or one of the other metal men becoming a submarine?

>>85981030
Why is Magnus so rude?

>>85981078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apb6EgcsLlQ

>>85982868

Metal as fuck

>>85980841
I geet the feeling theres something about tina fucking with any responsometer installed in her.

>>85980850
Bendis?

>>85980869
Horray everybody gets to contribute.

>>85980894
No tin dont you will give him the bends

>>85980905
Crafty gold

>>85980912
Oh wow thats glorious

>>85980921
I get the feeling neptune does not really care.

>>85980944
>7 pronged trident
What

Also the letterer fucked up that first u in the final panel.

>>85982934
They would probably all get destroyed there getting the fuck out of there its not a battle they can win right now.

>>85980979
Wait a second how is that raft even floating.

>>85981009
>that archemedies panel
Heh
>>85981021
Thanks sodium

>>85981030
Insecure much magnus.

>>85981045
So aquamans gonna save them right thats the only way i can see them surviving.

>>85982794
Find out next week same metal time same metal chanel

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For the ones not aware, this is the modern metal men from dc.

>>85985096
I like it.

>>85981122
I was gonna say he probably slowed them at least but platnium beat me to it.

>>85985096
This looks bad, also who is orange ?

>>85981144
I did not see that coming.

>>85981167
Wait so are all robots run on responsometers

>>85981251
I did not notice any errors in any of the metal fact pages though.

>>85981197
>dont count your missiles before there caught
Heh

>>85981232
I wish comics could sell that well still.

>>85981417
Doc works to hard but hes right in this case he should we dealing with the rockets.

>>85981462
So the metal men dont know the propertys of there own alloys.

>>85981473
I dont think the gold is even alloyed its just wraped around.

>>85985121
Copper.

Bizzaro Metal Men?

>>85985497
We am metal men we am not scientificicly inaccurate.

>>85985658
So the Bizzaro Metal Men are scientifically accurate to their named elements.

And they're down two members since Bizzaro Mercury amalgamated with Bizzaro Gold.

>>85985096
Where's the edgy loner who won't co-operate?

Where's Bismuth?

So we had the Metal Men and the Gas Gang...when will we get bunch of liquid themed characters in this vein?

James Gunn wanted to make a metal men movie. Maybe DC can get on that after he finished guardians 2

>>85986659
I'd watch it.

>>85986659
He's a hack.

Looking online, there were apparently 4 issues that were before they had their own book. Were those also storytimed?

>>85980787
You shouldn't post images in a story time, but This one is appropriate

We need more Metals!

What were the Plastic Perils all about?

>>85980720
Do you have links for the all issues? Couldn't find the issues before these.

>>85985096
metal JUST
and plus
>oy vey
was he saying that before?

>>85980921
If they had come to aquaman i would have lost it

Platinum lewds when