Wait a minute, Spiderman dated a midget?

>>85977256
SpOck did

>>85977256
>>85977283

They fucked

>>85977256
No.

Spider-Man got up in the guts of little person -- you un-PC bastard.

>>85977256
Why are you asking us? Im sure its all documented on marvel sites for bios
>>85977665
>little person
That sounds shitty. imho being a dwarf or a midget sounds cooler than little person

>>85977256
>dated a midget
she was the best woman anyone named Peter Parker ever fucked

the actual tragedy of SpOck ending was that Peter had none of the traits she loved in SpOck and it was over as soon as he took his body back

The best part was watching SpOck go murderous when Aunt May doubted their relationship

I think anyone who has the opportunity to fuck a hot midget should take it, no questions asked.

>>85977755
>hot midget
pick one

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>>85977728

>>85977793
Okay. I pick hot midget.

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>>85977665
Am I the only one that thinks the term "little person" is so much worse than people. Every time I hear it I think of when at dinner someones dog comes and sit at the table in a chair. Then everyone there kind of laughs and someone says

>AWW, you think you're people don't you. Well you are, you're my little person, YES YOU ARE.

And you kind of smile politely and chuckle even though it's really pathetic. But that's what the term "little person" makes me think of. Something that acts like a person but really isn't. Maybe a child that says something uncharacteristically mature. But not an adult not someone who I actually see as an equal although they may be different.

>>85977728
Dwarfs are axe wielding works of fiction. I don't care what scientific terminology may dictate. You might as well call them munchkins.

>>85977793
When you know dude is just fishing for pictures of that suicide girl
I'll oblige anyway.

Names Jemma Suicide

>>85977888
yep. I don't think there is anything with the word "little" in it that does not sound cutesy or condescending

>>85977747
>The best part was watching SpOck go murderous when Aunt May doubted their relationship

His ex was shit talking his new girlfriend! Nobody likes that.

>>85977747
>tragedy of SpOck
tragedy of Darth spock the wise

>>85977937
Too bad she never did more sets and showed off her pussy.

I remember a 13 yo black girl wanted the dick of peter when he was his teacher tho

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>>85978209
Could I really learn to be an efficient crime fighter and balance that with my professional and social life?

>not from a hero

>>85978266
Are you still fishing? Because there totally are.

WENT BALLS DEEP IN THAT FLESHLIGHT

>>85978408
She did two sets. I meant spread pussy. I think I deleted the sets for some reason, oops.

Spock was the best Spider Man.

You literally cannot prove me wrong.

>>85978458
>I meant spread pussy


Ahh, yea. If you go on her twitter there is one picture of her taking some dick. But it's basically an ass shot with a hand and some balls.

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>>85978458
>I think I deleted the sets for some reason
it was shame anon, it was shame

>>85978275
?

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>>85978581
Looks like she used to strip too.

>>85978275

I don't think it's that unusual for at least one 13-year-old out of a class to want to fuck their teacher.

>>85978747
someone on /b/ posted a webm of fucking her

>>85978895
I haven't seen anything since when her initial two Suicide Girls sets went out. And back when Spock was a thing here.

>>85978931
> and every SpOck thread devolved into Jemma Suicide dumps

the good dope days

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>>85978895
You know what to do

>>85977256
>midget
>those proportions
I call bullshit.

>>85979536
depends on the artist, some drew her right, others drew her as a normal person, but very short

>>85977256
The short answer is yes

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>>85979607

>>85979536
Clearly a halfling.

>>85979644
hairy feet?

>>85979536

Aren't there two types of midget, one who is short limbed and big headed, and the other is more normally porptioned? One from just being really short and the other from a genetic disorder?

It have only ever know one midget and it was a decade ago.

>>85979912
Do lightfoot halflings still have hairy feet?

>>85979982
Hobbits have hairy feet, D&D halflings weren't portrayed with hairy feet until 5th edition.

>>85977937
Everybody with a brain can tell little person is fucking condescending.

So, ARE THERE any threads on /co/ that are about comicbooks?

I didn't come to this board for five Trump threads, three corporate politics threads, at least seven threads that seemed to have been random /tv/ threads that lost their way, one thread about economics of sales, and this dwarfism definition debate.

>>85980143

Maybe, all I know for sure is your the biggest cocksucker here. Which is weird cause you think you would know about /lgbt/.

>>85980143
How about make one that suits you and get the sand out of your vagina? Nobody came here to listen to you bitch

>>85977937

What is this midgets name?

>>85977256
That art is fucking atrocious.

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>>85977256
No, Doc Ock did.

>>85978493
>Not Noir
>Not pre-spiderverse Miguel

>>85980249
I think it was 'anna-marie'

>>85980296
>You used my dick in a midget.
>Yes
I came here to make sure this was posted. Always amazing.

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>>85980440
Like most of Slott's run, I did not approve of Spock, but the comics making fun of Spock will always have a place in my heart.

>>85980494
Hah. I should go back and find all the stories Spock showed up in outside of Slott, and usually shat on him, because those were always good for a laugh.

Honestly, as a thing that begins and ends, Superior isn't so bad. It's just the fact that Slott is apparently brain dead and can't ever do a story with a good premise properly. Doc Ock trying to be some kind of hero as Spider-man is fine, even him being in Peter's body could be alright if they acknowledged how fucked up it made his interactions with Peter's friends. But that one sequence where he supposedly fully deletes Peter because Peter cared more about his own life instead of a kid's? Having literally everyone around him act like complete retards to keep him from having to deal with actually pretending to be Peter? The character assassination of Black Cat? Fucking terrible.

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>>85980570
It helped that just about every other writer was better at Spider-man (and Spock) than Slott.

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>>85980038
That's not true, the most common halfling subrace in early editions was literally called "hairfoot."

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>>85980570
>The character assassination of Black Cat?
God, it is grating that has lasted as long as it has.

>>85980661
That panel puts a smile on my face without fail.

If I ever got so depressed that I was thinking of suicide you could show me this and save my life.

>>85978895
>Not posting the webm

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>>85978102
How sad. That black guy is drawn like a fucking subhuman, too. What a waste.

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My favourite SpOck scene

>>85982474
THE BEST

>>85977283

Only Peter can be cucked by his own body.

>>85977628
>she found out he was Spider-Man because when he was swinging around near nude she recognized that naked body anywhere

>>85980494
hold up I recognize that style. Who's the guy?

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>>85982474
>>85982576
Are you going to just forget that it's directly responsible for worst character development of 10's?

O-okay, c-cast is die, guys!

>>85980647
Early editions had it, then they got flak from Tolkien's estate, and had to change ents to Treants, and now it's back.

>>85983080

What? He wasn't cucked, SpOck didn't sleep with any of Peter's love interests.

>>85983627
I can't remember if they slept together, I don't think they did but SpOck was getting MJ to fall in love with him. And I believe it was working until he purged the remaining memories Peter had. Or something like that. And then there was the fucking MJ through Peters memories thing before that.

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>>85983656
Nope, he just jacked off to Pete's memories.

>>85978102
God damn, I didn't realize this shit had happened. For as much shit as people give SpOck, I actually thought he was an okay Spiderman if not a better one than Parker ever was, and Superior really made me feel like he wasn't that bad a person if he's allowed to have a better life.

I swear to god this better not be Marvel punishing the character because people didn't care for Superior Spiderman. I don't think people disliked it enough to wish shit like SpOck losing his actual love interest. She was an interesting character and I feel like she brought a lot of good out of him, this kind of shit just seems hack-jobbed. Like, clearly this is some writer deciding they want to bring out the worst in Doc again. I'm just so mad about this. She even had some serious emotions about his "passing" when it happened. Fuck, man.

>>85983668
That's right they tried going out but when it didn't work he just went through Pete's memories.

And on a side note the way memories and day dreams are represented in comic books and movies as these vivid delusions that are almost indistinguishable from actual reality always makes me feel like shit. Like I have an inadequate imagination. FUCK THE MUPPET BABIES

>>85983733
I have an amazing imagination but my memories don't work like that. although daydreams (and real dreams obvi) sorta do.

>>85983627

Spock imagined himself and MJ together. And he watched as Otto romanced Anna.

>>85978102
Can Slott seriously not write someone who's a student of the sciences without them being a SUPER GENIUS?

>>85983805
To be fair, that's pretty much how all scientists work in Marvel. If you do science and are a primary or secondary character, or one of the few in a story to have the skill, you're pretty much always a super genius.

Look at Bruno in Ms. Marvel. Just some high school kid from Jersey working at a convenience store. Can also make all sorts of crazy tech in a school lab. Just how things work in comics.

>>85980143
lmao no one cares what you want

That's not a fucking midget, that's a fantastical mini woman creature with actual proportions. Midgets are gross malformed stunted humans with torsos longer than their freakish baby limbs.

>>85977256
so progressive

>>85983922
But anon, you can't be different or have some kind of deformity without it being idealized.

>>85980570
I liked when he deliberately took other peoples food from the fridge in Avengers tower

>>85983733
>>85983774
Memories mutate the more you recall them. Your mind fills in details it's forgotten over the years and changes things to emphasize aspects that were only important to you, as if it were sculpting a dream. I imagine whatever vivid memories you may develop would be terribly inaccurate

>>85983922
There's a wide variety of forms dwarfism creates, and some are not so terrible, like in >>85977937

>>85983831
If you are a genius in marvel you at least have one piece of unique tech or a power suit. Maybe not Stark or Reed level tech. But you've got something.

>>85983680
For as much as Slott is a "fan" of Doc Ock. He's a bigger Spider-Whore.

So it was only a matter of time before he ruined everything that Spock had that was good.

I'm pretty cheesed as I was hoping for a happy ending for Otto and his gal.

Tear that fellow a new one Robo Ock.

>>85983607
She's now a serious criminal mastermind..honest

HA HA HA HA!!!

Maybe Gwenpool and shoot a couple more of her operatives.

>>85980249

Anna Maria Marconi.

>>85980570

Spock was a pretty good idea that Slott didn't know how to execute, like Spider-Verse. Like a lot of Slott's work, actually.

>>85979944
Yes. In fact, I was taught this by a dwarf wrestler, the words midget and dwarf have two different meanings. Dwarves, if you look at the sitting, have a normal sized torso and head, but stunted limbs. Midgets have normal sized heads, but their bodies are actually smaller overall, and are properly proportioned for their size.

>>85977256
So what's currently happening?
Last I check Ock had uploaded his mind in one of Parkers robot assistants and is still lusting for Anna.

>>85982474
makes me laugh everytime even more when you realize she can't even touch pete at all now

>>85978895
You can't just say something like that and fail to provide even a hint of how to find it.

>>85977937
on /b/ someone posted a vid of her getting fucked but after weeks later and other threads about her it never surfaced again.

wish she stayed at suicide girls and did more sets. she's is my fav.
i think someone said she stripped for a while in florida, but didn't say what club.

>>85978102
the fuck???
why the fuck

>>85984673
Because Marvel rides the cuckwagon like nobody else.

>>85978895
You fucked up homes for not delivering

>>85984972

Ask your mom

>>85984416
>Spider-Verse
Deadpool Kill Rip-off

>>85978102
>>85983680
Doc Ock got cucked, literally

>>85984430
ah.
the more you know.

still wished sierra/gemma would've done more sets.

>>85980143
>Thread is about a comic book
>"Why is this thread not about a comic book?"

?????????????????

>>85983788
Cuck has lost all meaning on this board. One day a character is just going to breathe on page and someone is going to yell "HE GOT KEKED!!!"

>>85984416
dude needs a writing partner.

>>85983680
another reason i loved ana was that (after pete came back) she pretty much told him, 'hey asshole you got a company and people lives in your hands. you just can't dump your responsibilities to them and go off as spiderman every time there's a purse snatching, robbery, or jaywalking happening'

and pete's like, 'but but lives are in danger, muh great power comes great responsibility'

and just as the writers hint that he gonna change, boom. ana turns around and pete is out the window.

i'm guess that's why after the whole universe merge shit that happened. they made pete into a 'responsible' business man (but in a very wrong way). he's no longer peter. he's tony light.

>>85983680
>and Superior really made me feel like he wasn't that bad a person
How to tell someone hasn't actually read anything with Doc Ock in it before SpOck

>>85977728
Dwarf has positive enough connotations that its not bad. "Midget" is apparently offensive, but like all PC terms that become a slur, its the fact that you're pointing out a difference and not the word used for it. Like "Retarded" became a negative word even though it was supposed to be a polite term for "stupid", which used to be what the retarded were called.

>>85983805
Well all science is basically copying what some other guy figured out and maybe trying something novel with it, so its not like anything they're producing is that advanced relative to the setting. Its like script kiddies hacking websites. They can do it because someone smarter than them figured out exploits and wrote program tools. It's not like doing something like that means you have a PHD in computer science.

>>85982014
So accurately?

>>85986429
>How to tell someone has read very little of Doc Ock before Spock.

>>85984972
He doesn't seem like a nigger to me

>>85982014
What's subhuman about him?

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>>85977793
>not wanting to date a hobbit
find a flaw

>>85985190
Wasn't it a rip-off of a short Spiderman story where Peter meets his other-dimensional versions? I remember there was a cyborg one, a Cap Universe one... i'm looking for pics, but i can't remember the title and all i can find is stuff from the Dimensions videogame or Spider-verse

>>85977256

Fucked her while wearing child's clothes also.

>>85988479
>>85988529

Now she can't count. She's still proportioned like a full size human being. She's just under 4 feet tall.

>>85988479
>>85988529
Huh.
Unexpected

>>85978102
I know technically this is poetic justice for Otto but I hope he gets his revenge.


Based Spock needs to return and save us from petershit.

>>85988885
i thought for sure he was going to clone peter's body and transfer him mind into it.

>>85988479
>>85988529
She's literally a dwarf

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>Wow, Anon, I has such a great time with you tonight! When are we gonna be going out again?

>>85983680

The picture is deleted for some reason. What happened? Is Ana with someone new?

>>85989724
The anon who posted it made an autistic cuck post with it. Mod must have not liked that.

>>85978408
>>85977937
She's got an adorable face, but those baby hands just weird me out.

>>85989458
STOP IT, BONER.

>>85990150
You have to decide, it is hotter for a girl to get on her knees, of for her head to always be at the right height

>>85988549
Hairy feet.

>>85988529
>Realistic size goblin cosplay.

Has a dick ever been more "muh"?

>>85990110
You know it'd look huge in her hands.

>>85990604
Yeah but it'd also look like I was being jerked off by a toddler.

It's kind of sad but you could actually make a pretty good story about doc ock learning the meaning of power and responsibility as spiderman

Instead Slott just wrote it as an evil Spidey arc with Ock not getting any development so he could Peter wank

>>85990667
a sexy toddler

>>85977665
a little person is a kid, stop being dumb burgericans

>>85980143
Storytimes are pretty good for discussion, but only really of the comic being posted. JSA story times are divergent, though.

>>85984224
Yup that's what NY needed, another crime boss.