...things normies say about /co/ things!

I saw a Twitter comment today that said that Killing Joke was a shit movie because it didn't have Harley.

Superman sucks because he's overpowered and a mary sue. Batman is so much better.

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>The movie wasn't like the comics though!

>>85950599
Please no.

Aren't Joker and Harley such a cute couple?

>>85950627
This

Or Batman in general without reason

I get why people love TDK trilogy but Patrick Batman was only okay as Bruce Wayne

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>>85950665

I don't lie, anon.

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>This cartoon is so weird! They must have been on drugs when they made it!

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>>85950463
>Marvel has better heroes because they're more real! But DC has the better villains. WHY SO SERIOUS LOL

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>>85950836
this and
>This cartoon is so deep! They make references to previous episodes!

are my two triggers

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>>85950836
This comes up in every fucking medium and I hate it so fucking much.

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>the animation industry has been losing steam for a while now. studios aren't interested in shelling out money for quality and are really only looking for anything that's cheap with some staying power. And traditional animation itself has pretty much lost all ground to CGI

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>Why don't you like superhero movies? You read comics all the time!

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Oh I really like [character], but I've never touched a comic book.

>>85951034
If you read the big two or really any cape comics it really makes no sense to generally dislike the films.

>>85951034

Do you at least like one movie though? I mean I'm not gonna shit talk you, I don't really like more than a handful of cape movies, but not liking a single one is kind of strange.

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Puppets are technically /co/, so whenever someone says a character from The Muppet Show who is Kermit is from Sesame Street, or spew that shitty normie rumor that Cookie Monster is "Veggie Monster" now.

>say something bad about Spongebob, FOP, or Simpsons
>"what? that show is amazing! how can you say it's bad?"

99% of these people are confusing pre-zombie with post-zombie. They still think the shows are as good as they were 10+ years ago and haven't seen any newer episodes.

>>85950983
But that's true.

>>85951208
who ISN'T Kermit. Excuse me.

>>85950463
Probably the stupidest thing they do is beliving the comics are a clubhouse and call the people who don't read things like "normies".

>>85951240
Pretty much this
Using the normie insult echos a urge to be counter culture which is what most normal people do.

>>85950463
"look at this fucking fatass virgin trying to carve out a niche in which his refusal to integrate is a virtue instead of a socially awkward phase to grow out of"
"i would rather not"

>>85950463
I love your Sheldon shirt!

Avatar is an anime!

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>>85951314
This hasn't happened before right? Right?

>>85951282
that's fair but do you have a better term to distinguish people who actually know and care about the comics or cartoon industry and those who don't actually know anything other than being casual fans?

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>>85951314
BENGAZI!

>"Batman should be dark and serious! Campy Batman sucks"
>"Harley and the Joker make such a great couple"
>"[x] is really in a coma and the series is their dream"
>"All comics are DC or Marvel"
>"All comics are superhero related"
>"There are no black/latino/gay/disabled comic characters"
>"calling the Justice League 'the superfriends'"
>"Why is Green Lantern black/white?"

>>85951345
Not him but it happened to me

To be fair, TBBT is more popular and older than The Flash (CW).

>>85951282
>echos a urge to be counter culture which is what most normal people do.
That's literally what ever group of people ever do. So what?

Lol, but isn't Aquaman useless? Haha, all he can do is talk to fish

>>85951365
PLAYSKOOL

I generally don't like to be one of the NORMIES REEEEE type of people because I like to help people get into comics and shit, but one time a coworker (he's 18) was talking to me when he first started, and I asked him what he was into. He said he really liked the Marvel movies and after we talked MCU, I asked him if he read any of the books. He said something along the lines of:

>I don't read DC because they're so complicated to get into. Marvel is pretty straight forward. There's like, 12 multicolored Green Lanterns, and everything is so confusing!

I mean nigger what, that's like, the total fucking opposite, what with New52 and Rebirth and whatnot.

>"Cartoons are for kids"
>"Isn't Zatanna Nightwing's age?"
>"Black Canary never had black hair"
>"Black Canary's name is Laurel"
>"[Animesque Cartoon] is an anime"
>"Girls cartoons suck"
>"Veronica is a bitch. Betty is way better"

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>I wish I had a relationship like Joker and Harley <3

>>85951455
>"Isn't Zatanna Nightwing's age?"
I er- how old is she then?

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>There is only ONE Spider-Man, and he's WHITE! There's only one true Spider-Man! I don't care what anyone else says!

>>85951478

I don't get that. Even BTAS fans say that. Did they miss Mad Love?

>>85951417

I never understood that either. Talking to fish is awesome. Fish are awesome. Plus, he could use sharks or other predators to attack for him.

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>>85951360
And you think you need to distinguish it because....?
Really, you speak THAT much about comics and cartoons outside lame places like /co/?

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>The movie is better because I don't really like reading

>mentioning POC in the DC verse
>skips over Dick

I know he's a light skinned blue eyed guy but he's Romani. I've seen a lot of Young Justice cartoon fans do this.

>>85951486

Last time I checked wasn't she Batman's age?

>>85951495
A jury said OJ was innocent, however we all know what he really is, kid.

>>85950463
I lost my virginity.

>talking about adaptations
>no one mentions cartoons except for a passing mention of BTAS, TT, YJ, or X-Men

Seriously. Not even the (mostly casual aimed) comic Youtubers I know of mention it. They vomit and scream when a new tv show episode comes out or constantly talk about old movies but the cartoons? Nope, not on their radar bar a few animated movies or BTAS.

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>Iron Man created Ultron and he's a refection of Iron Man's true inner thoughts because he's modeled off of Iron Man's brain

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>That CGI work you do isn't REAL animation right?
>The computer does all the work for you right?

I know most people in creative fields get their work laughed off by people as not being real work, but the amount of people who ask this is staggering.

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>Joker's real name is Jack

>Goku can beat Superman
Who gives a shit? They're both plot-strength anyway

>>85950983
That's right though

>>85951705

Didn't Goku die at least like 15 times

Superman did not die as much

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>Skank wants my dick
>wikis a bunch of comic shit
>mfw Im gay
Keep digging, bitch. I dont even wanna be your friend.

>>85951742

Maybe hint it by telling her to read on some gay characters?

>>85951736
>triggered

>Aquaman sucks

When will this meme end?

he does have one of the worst designs of the DCverse tho

>>85951663
I hate that so much. Like, what, do they not even fucking matter?

On a related note, when in a discussion about who the best version of a character is, if you mention, like, Mark Hamil or Kevin Conroy, they'll say "That's from a cartoon, that doesn't count."

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>Anon, you are just like Sheldon!

>>85951736
I'm pretty superman has died atleast 200 times

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>Tony's right, he worked hard for his powers, Cap just got some serum, anyone can do that
>Cap's nothing without his powers, Tony is much better

>>85951343
It's bad like an anime...

"Pokemon/Digimon/Naruto/DBZ/Sailor Moon/Sonic X/Tokyo Mew Mew is a cartoon"

Yes, they are technically cartoons but in the context they use "cartoon" they mean "non-Japanese animation". No, just because you watched it on tv as a kid doesn't make it suddenly American.

>>85951705

I avidly ignore everything involving adult Goku because Goku being an alien was a crap plot twist. DB-era Goku couldn't beat Superman.

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>>85951343

>>85951970
>Goku being an alien
>plot twist
Nigga what?

>>85952016
Up to the fight with Piccolo Junior, DB was a rip-off/parody of Journey to the West, and Goku was literally just Sun-Wukong, a magical monkey boy. Then he decided to rip-off Superman too and added the whole Sayain thing.
Seriously, how old are you not to know this shit?

>>85952016

It was a twist in the 80s.

Dragon Ball was a loose adaptation of the Monkey King. Goku was supposed to be a kid with a monkey tail, nothing more. By DBZ they abandoned that and changed Goku into an alien.

>>85951677
>CGI
>Real work
Ayy Lmao

>Wear a Flash shirt
>One of my best friends sees it
>"Really? The Flash? All he can do is run!"

>>85952785
Well, that's basically the core of his powers. Still a pretty stupid thing to say.

>>85950599
His reasons were probably shit but the movie could auctualy have benifited from harley.

They needed to pad the film as much as possible the more auctual good killing joke pading the less shitty prolouge padding.

Insert harley into the fights against the freaks give her a little speech about her puddin thats an extra minuite at least and they already have the actor on set.

Or even better have batman go question harley while trying to find the joker has to be better then that retardation with the prostitutes.

>>85952785
I wish all he did was run.
But even then its still silly to act like thats not an amazing power the gofast alone makes him one of the most powerful humans on the planet.

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>>85950836
>the show is only light fantasy or just a little weird
Do normies lack imagination or something

>>85951813
Pretty soon they have spent almost a decade slowly building him up.

>what are you doing?
>Stop!
>Thats not funny! Stop it Im your cousin!

>>85953106
>Cousin
>Not sister
That's verry redneck of you Anon.

>>85950684
But they are its not a healthy relationship in any sense but they do look pretty cute together.

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>animated movie
>"anon why you watching movies for children?"

>>85951365
I dont really understand why /co/ and /tg/ get so triggered by the big bang theory all there refrences are accurate.

/v/ are the ones who should be getting mad THATS NOT THE SUPER MARIO 64 JUMP PATTERN DAMIT

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>>85953188
>looking at the Flashpoint adaptation reviews on amazon
>Headline: "NOT A CHILDREN'S movie"
>"I bought this thinking it was a superhero movie for kids. I had to turn it off when Wonder Woman killed a group of children"

>>85951486
Zatanna and Bruce first met before he was Batman, they're pretty close in age.

>>85951372
>Why is Green Lantern black/white
Well to be fair there is only meant to be 1 gl a sector.

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>>85951852
My fucking family, man.

>>85953250
Im more mad that she thought she should not allow her children to see it.

>>85950720
I felt like he was a pretty good Bruce but a bad Batman

>>85953234
Those references are the jokes though. Some of them are right but the joke is still that they know "nerd shit" which is childish and therefore funny. Also the stereotypes are cruel and mocking rather than laughing with us about our quirks and yet normies still constantly compare us to them

>>85953459
I suppose thats a fair criticism.

>>85951852
Do people even realize that comparing someone to Sheldon is actually pretty insulting?

He's characterized as a narcissistic, socially retarded, passive aggressive, manchild douchebag who no one can stand to be around.

>>85952785
would you rather them say bazinga

>>85951126
>>85951162
These.

Anyone who reads superhero comics but hates superhero movies is just being needlessly contrarian.

>>85951360
Poser

>>85951219
i've been away from /co/ for a while. what does pre-zombie/post-zombie refer to?

>>85952973
Normies sacrifice intelligence, imagination and freedom for "friends."

>"I love ARROW. Im such a nerd!"

>>85951446
The most fun I've found reading the big two is that it is pretty complicated. When you start figuring things out, it makes you feel proud of yourself. Like solving a puzzle.

>>85953565
Fits /co/ perfectly.

>>85953772
Shows such as Spongebob or Simpsons that have run far past their prime of humor and quality, and are in a purgatory like state in which all they have keeping them going is their recognizability.

>>85950836
>We were eating Rotessiere Chicken

>>85951219
>>85953979
>have adorable little cousin
>she's like five
>freely watches zombie spongebob and thoroughly enjoyed it
>laughed at every joke
It was then that I realized that young kids will never be able to tell the difference between a good show and a bad show and that for as long as people keep enjoying zombie Spongebob, nick will keep on producing it.

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>>85950836

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>PG animated movie has one not-really-PG-13 reference.
>It's so deep and mature!

Or, in recent years...

>Sausage Party is just shits, tits and gibs.
>It's so deep, mature and funny!

Also,
>"It's just a cartoon, man."
>"Which is better, Tangled or Frozen? Because they're both shit to me.
>Wreck-It Ralph is the best video game movie ever!
>There are no good Shrek movies.
>Pixar always makes good movies! Inside Out is so deep!

>>85951219
>99% of these people are confusing pre-zombie with post-zombie.
Anon, 99% of people don't even realize that a cartoon varies over time. This shit all falls into the same syndicated trough from which they feed.

>>85954115
Is there a better one than Wreck it Ralph, or do you not count it as a video game movie?

>>85950463
>you know kids are reading these things right?

>>85954095

I'm 20 and I remember loathing zombie Spongebob when it began. The episodes were a noticeable step downward in quality.

She's likely too young to know better though. When I was very little, I liked zombie PPG and Dexter's Lab. Now those episodes are pretty much all unwatchable garbage.

>>85951478
>>85951372
>"Harley and the Joker make such a great couple"
This shit, right here. It's everywhere and it's inescapable. Jesus Christ.

>>85951970
>Goku being an alien was a crap plot twist.
Not in the Saiyan Arc. It asked the question of who Goku really was by asking what it would be like if Goku's home people were a bunch of heartless murderers, like how his brother is completely willing to lie about changing and kill him, or how the leader of the group was a sadistic psychopath who declared Goku was an outcast because he was a weakling. There's a reason Goku throwing it back into his face with "So that's how I came to Earth. I'm grateful! 'Sides, with enough hard work, an outcast can beat an elite." is so powerful. He's proving himself, not Goku the Saiyan From Earth, but Goku the Earthling as superior to his people, showing that even if his people were savages, Goku would still be a hero.

The Freeza Arc, however, did start that whole "Saiyans are better" thing, and every arc it just got worse. Even Toriyama seemed to forget that Saiyans are savages though in his defense he tends to forget everything, and when that happened, Dragon Ball was finally broken.

>>85954200
It's totally not a video game movie. It's got more to do with fiction than vidya. I could write Ralph and Felix as 40's cartoon characters, Calhoun as a sci-fi movie protagonist, and Sugar Rush as a girl's cartoon and the movie would be the same.

>>85954266
That fucking travesty of a movie with the meth-head attention-span plot sure didn't help with that either.

>>85953565
Yeah its strange
And people do it all the time anybody even slightly strange is aparently like sheldon.

>>85953250
This reminds me of the whole hate behind the Watchmen movie from parents who thought 'superhero movie = appropriate for kids'

>>85954271

Goku was better as a normal monkey kid and only child.

>>85954266

It's embarrassing how common this is. It's literally one of the worst and most obviously abusive relationships in comics yet girls love it.

>>85954200
Wreck it ralph was good but as stupid as it was i really liked pixels

>>85951240
But "normies" doesn't just have to refer to people who don't read comics.

A "normie" is imo, a particular type of person. Someone who isn't into interests that are a little out of the mainstream, also acting and carrying themselves in a way that makes them naturally blend in with the rest of society. Like, say, the aggressive jock who's physically fit, listens mostly to whatever's "cool" to listen to on the radio, probably goes to the club every other weekend. Or the woman who's a slave to her social clock, gets married at a young age, and has a baby, and lives their life according to the way you're "supposed" to or something.

I'm not even trying to sound condescending here. I think "normies" are legitimately a thing, although honestly, a lot of people will also surprise you.

>>85951304

Regardless of your attempts to find your niche, being a socially awkward fatass virgin is not something to be proud of.

>>85954407
Really kids should be reading watchmen.
There not ready for the film though something that shit could break them.

>>85951478
If I had a nickel for every time someone on Facebook posted a picture of Harley and the Joker with a caption saying something along the lines of, "When you find someone as crazy as you," I'd have enough to buy every one of those dumbasses a complete DVD box set.

>>85950463
>The Joker is an anti-hero

>>85954407
Same happened when Deadpool got released. Saw a dad at Suicide Squad bring his two kids, each around 5 or 6 years old, and it kind of pissed me off. Not because the kids are too young (though they probably are), but because many other asshole parents HE wanted to see the movie and couldnt find a sitter. Shits even worse at midnight screenings. Who the fuck does that?

>>85951495

Nobody likes Miles. Every black character Marvel has is better than him.

Every single one. Including Hypno Hustler.

>>85954509
I do wish schools covered comics a little more.

Sandman especially is a far better choice then most of the bullshit they have kids read.

>>85951970
>"Pokemon/Digimon/Naruto/DBZ/Sailor Moon/Sonic X/Tokyo Mew Mew is a cartoon"
>Yes, they are technically cartoons but in the context they use "cartoon" they mean "non-Japanese animation". No, just because you watched it on tv as a kid doesn't make it suddenly American.

Anime is a fucking cartoon. Stop being pretentious and thinking it's above that.

>>85951695
Well it was in BTAS and when Nicolson played him. Also, I'm pretty sure a few comics had Jack Napier as one of his alter egos, at the very least.

>>85954509
>mom catches kids reading watchmen
>mom goes on a tirade about smut
>'comics should be banned'

And suddenly the CCA makes a comeback.

>>85954535
Normies. People who make assumptions, or are otherwise too lazy to actually give two shits to what their brood is exposed to. It's the other end of the spectrum opposite of the fanatical soccer mom.

Naturally, if you say anything about it to their face, then you become the villain for critiquing their 'flawless' parenting

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>>85951126

>comicbooks = capeshit

>>85954095
>young kids will never be able to tell the difference between a good show and a bad show
Children have low standards but they aren't fucking retarded, its just a matter of not knowing the classics, like watching the newer Tom and Jerry incarnations while never experiencing the original shorts

>>85954266
>>85954361
>>85954447
women want to be dominated by colorful, quirky men, back to you Bob

>>85954629
>Sailor Moon is a cartoon

We came close to actually having this. Thank god it never happened.

>>85954233
>>85954736
Yeah, don't get me wrong. I wasn't insulting her, she just literally does not know any better. Most kids don't.

She just started watching cartoons and such. From what I've seen, she's not unique either. I see kids watching and loving terrible shows all the time. It's nothing new. Shit, most of us probably had awful taste when we were that age.

>>85953565
you don't get it anon, he is really, really quirky

>>85954629

I literally said anime are technically cartoons. However these people act like an anime is an honorary western cartoon because they remember the dub on Kids WB while they treat other anime like anime. This has even spread onto /co/, which is why we had a Sonic X thread a few days ago and why unsubtle DBZ threads are allowed outside of Toonami discussions.

>>85954115
Who the fuck says there are no good Shrek movies? There is one great Shrek movie and two good ones

>>85954775
Because domestic abuse is domination, right?

They "want it" so much, in fact, that they had to remove most of the Joker/Harley scenes from Suicide Squad because the domestic abuse tested so poorly. No. People just say it out of ignorance, and flinch away when they're confronted with the actual characters as written.

>CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS A BOYFRIEND!

>>85954929
Honestly, I've never seen that reaction before. If anything, the reverse is more true; that anime is treated as if it's on a higher pedestal than western animation, and saying what you're saying (and I agree with) is tantamount to blasphemy.

>>85953188
>years ago
>go rent some movies with siblings
>autist brother gets his usual edgelord movie
>normalfag sister gets shitty romantic comedy
>see Coraline
>remember how you enjoyed Nightmare before Christmas and thought it would be a similar kind of movie
>decide to rent it because why the fuck not
>siblings spend the rest of the night staring at you with shit eating grins
Well fuck you too

>>85954964
Wait which are the great one and the good ones.

>>85954929
Well, I mean, in the case of Sonic X, the 3rd season literally exists because 4Kids payed for it to be made. So, considering that, I'd say it's a bit of a gray area. It doesn't help that there are 4 other Sonic shows that are officially cartoons as well, so it's easy to throw in X with the rest.

>"Captain Cold? Isnt he a knockoff of Mister Freeze?"

>Deadpool should be in the next season of Arrow

>>85954115
>Wreck-It Ralph is the best video game movie ever
I unironically believe this, its one of my favorite animated movies ever

>>85955004
i said women wanted to be dominated, i didn't said they knew anything about the characters

>>85955013
there is literally nothing wrong with gay cap shipping as long as its kept inside the fandom

>"Felicity is my favorite comic character. Her and Oliver were made for each other"
At least some women hate Felicity

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>x character is such a [Harry Potter houses]
God damn the amount of 20+ year old girls still obsessed with Harry Potter scares me. Like its a great kids series regardless of what /lit/ contrarians say but there's a time when you need to tone down how much you like things. I'm glad JK is desperately trying to stay relevant

>>85955090
2 is great, 1 and 3 are good in their own ways

>>85950463
You mean stuff like:
>...
>normies
>/co/ things

>>85955245
I don't actually remember what happened in 3. I'm pretty sure I saw it though.

>>85955099
this kills the Johns

>>85955213
Oh fuck dont remind me, it was obnoxious during college. I had to remind them that the Harry Potter world is severely fucked up and its severely overrated. Fun, but low tier fiction

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>>85950836

>it's too deep it's not for kids
>you gotta watch it high to understand it


fucking normies aaaaagghh!!

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>>85951219
>why don't they bring back the classic 90's nicktoon?
>omg I remember this! why don't they air it anymore?
>new cartoons suck ass compared to these
>angry beavers and hey Arnold and rugrats and rocket power and....
>those shows were da best #only90skidsremember

>>85955553
preach on brother

>>85955553
Dark Wing Duck
Tailspin
Ninja Turtles
Duck Tales
Dexters Laboratory

Who the fuck gets angry at people who don't read comic books that get details about your favorite fictional character wrong. Why are you all such triggered /co/mblr autists

>>85955366
It's fun, promotes reading, and is a great introduction to more serious literature for kids which as far as I'm concerned are what make kid lit great but it's nothing to obsess over into adulthood. The entire world basically falls apart under basic scrutiny of anything. I think a lot of girls got a little too into it by combining the books with nostalgia and the movie casting choices

When people say that characters with no superpowers are more relatable because that they don't have powers.

>>85954658
>And suddenly the CCA makes a comeback.
Why do concerned parents ruin everything they touch

Also fuck thats why the comic book legal defense fund brought the logo so nobody would use it for any attempted revival.

>>85954736
Yeah i imagine a lot of kids would hate some reboots if they saw the original.

>>85955723
Because they can't stand exposing their children to a world beyond their parenting bubble.

And we wonder why this generation is so entitled.

>>85955194
I have always said there are no bad ships only bad shippers (looking at you fluttercordfags)

Except starco thats a horrible ship.

>>85955123
Might be the only thing able to save that shitshow.

>>85955553
The people who say things like this probably haven't watched a cartoon in 15 years.

>>85955634
I agree with every part of this post.

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>>85955123
Why would someone say that.

>>85955060
Even as huge weeb i will never understand this thing. Anime is pretty much same level as western cartoons. Even /a/ doesnt believe that anime is some kinda art. But then again anime fans are retarted.

>>85955998
>Anime is pretty much same level as western cartoons.

No it isn't even close. Anime far surpasses more western animation from a storytelling perspective. What shows do you watch where you can't consider them "art"?

>Even /a/ doesnt believe that anime is some kinda art

They do. It just depends on if the show is waifu moeshit or the latest Watanabe project.

>>85950463

Comics are good.

>>85955998
Nah, nah, he's got a point.

Adult anime:
>A space western about a crew of bounty hunters who struggle to get by, dealing with a lot of heavy themes.
>An animated biography of the developer of the Zero.
>Horror anime about terrifying vampires.
>Cyberpunk future about disaffected youth.

Adult western animation:
>SHITS TITS AND GIBS
>Literally nothing else

>Andrew was just a skater punk!
>Tobey Maguire is the one and only true Spider-Man!

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>>85956705
We need more shows like The Maxx.

animation is for kids

>Why are you watching cartoons Anon? They are childish and immature, you should watch more adult stuff like Game of Thrones or Breaking bad with me!
A female friend of mine once said this to me while I was re-watching Cyborg Kuro-chan last week.

>>85955857
Why would you watch children's cartoons after you hit puberty?

>>85957817
I don't watch cartoons, I watch anime.

>>85954729
Literally what other comics get made into big movies?
One or two, I can name from the past few years.

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>>85956705
>What is the Spawn cartoon
I mean, only a few episodes, but that shit was Greato.

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>>85951852
>don't you love that show? they all go to the comic store like you.
>bazaranggarang!

>>85958700
You would think there would be more of an attempt to make comic stores seem desirable places to be.

>>85950463
>image.jpg
>normies

The most ironic thread on /co/ right now.

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>>85950463
>i've always been, like a huge nerd and fan of [character]. [character's], like a really good role model and stuff.
>yeah, i've totally read the comics.. i swear

>>85958365
>>85956769
>What is the Spawn cartoon
Another body in the graveyard full of corpses of adult-oriented animation that was taken before their time, due to being murdered by the standard examples.

>>85950983
uh

but that's right

>>85950720
>I get why people love TDK trilogy
I do too but it makes me look down on them.

>>85951219
idk, my normies haver watched newer Simpsons episodes and like them and don't realize there's much of a difference.

>>85953459
>the joke is still that they know "nerd shit" which is childish and therefore funny
Not really, at least it went away from that progressively.
>Also the stereotypes are cruel and mocking
Yeah not really either. They're nowhere near as negative the way something like the Simpsons or South Park (or really, most shows) treat nerds. Those nerds are more succesful than anybody in this thread.

It's just classic Chuck Lorre hackery, nothing to be offended about, it's just a bit lazy at parts.

>>85953565
They probably do realize yes.
Do you now understand the point they're trying to make?

>>85955099
>Cosplay as Captain Cold
>Get mistaken for Mr. Freeze all the time

I think its more insulting to the Mr Freeze cosplayers as that is easily the harder costume to do well.

>>85956520
Every anime ever. I dont really take anime so seriously so i dont see it as art form just entertainment and escapism.

>>85956705
Yeah let's just ignore Ari Folman movies.

>>85957870
Its not any better, anon.

>>85951220
>>85951706
>>85959580
Itt:Normies

>>85959715
really anon

are you about to argue that shit like millennium actress and eva aren't art?

>escapism

this is such a generic and meaningless label by the way. it could be applied to almost any kind of media.

>>85953459
seeing a full-grown man using the green lantern oath as a pickup line will never not be funny

>>85959721
It's easy to ignore what you don't know exists. Then again, given the minimal advertising over said shits tits and gibs, it's hard to blame me.

>>85955857
Everyone thinks the culture surrounding their childhood was the best.
I love me some 90s stuff but I'd rather remove my eyeballs with corkscrews than watch 80s cartoons. But I'm sure there are people running around here that grew up with that stuff and love it.

>>85950463
This entire video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyk7UWupEHk

>>85951669
HOL the fuck UP
He has BIG GUY mug.

>lol, why do you care about [plot inconsistency] in a world containing [fantastical elements]

This shit boils my fucking blood.

>>85951520
>>85954266
I know normies gotta normie and girls just like to fantasize about monstrous bfs, but the more I think about it the more I realize that (in my opinion) writing off Harley's relationship with Joker would be like making a Clarissa comic with no mention of abuse, or a Charlie Brown movie where he succeeds at everything with no effort. Sure, you can argue that's the best for such characters, finally they'd be allowed to be happy, but that comes at the cost of what made them interesting in the first place, no?

They're not a cute couple, but they're an *interesting* couple. Harley is an interesting character to me because she's so cheerfully miserable. Remove Joker from her and you just get a more boring husk of her former self (New 52). Even the Kesel run took Joker mostly out of the equation, but that run still focused on her problems and her delusions (partially related to Mr J) and how she relates to them (or avoids to do so).

So yeah, to me HarleyXJoker best couple because they make for the most compelling couple

Sorry for the off-topic rant, it just came to me

>DC has a no joke policy

or

>DC needs to lighten up

The tone is fine normies, its Snyders fundamental lack of understanding of characters thats damaging the DCEU

>Batman needs Joker
>Joker needs Batman
>Joker needs Harley
>Harley needs Joker
>Batman needs Robin
>Batman needs Rachel
>Gotham needs Batman
>Batman needs Gotham
>Hotdogs need Relish
>You need therapy

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>>85950983
Just because it triggers you doesn't mean it isn't true.

>>85951126
Yeah trying to be elitist about what capeshit you enjoy is kind of ridiculous. You're reading this juvenilia one way or the other, why pretend you don't like the films?

>>85959753
Nope. I like them but i dont call them art and yes i know i am stupid but i just dont care.

And sure you can say same thing about any media but anime is perfect escapism form with all those unrealistic girls that will never be real.

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>>85951563
>POC
>>Tumblr

>>85953254
simply not true

>>85951705
All "who would win" debates argued by anyone other than children are autism incarnate.

>>85952147
>rip-off
Teenager detected

>>85951918
this is the new batman v superman debate isnt it

Aquaman is lame, he can only talk to fish

>>85960226
who the hell is Rachel?

>>85959920
cue that retarded Simpsons "lol you want to make a realistic down-to-earth movie about giant robots?" screencap

>Why didn't they use Grant Gustin for the movies

>>85960410
From the DK trilogy

>>85954095
Does /co/ ever stop to consider that the reason you don't like these shows anymore is because you're an adult trying to continue watching children's cartoons? This anon's 5 year old niece is enjoying the show because she's in the target audience. You probably are not.

>Anime is more mature than cartoons. They aren't the same thing

>>85960480
I think the problem is something else

SpongeBob's biggest downfall is repetition
Repeating the same material ad-nausium

However, to a person new to the show, who did not watch all the episodes that came beforehand, the content appears smart and fresh, as they have nothing to compare it to

>"Jack and Elsa belong together"
>"Elsa should date Hans"
>"#giveelsaagirlfriend"

Teenage fans have such bad taste in ships and the latter one is stupid. Why create a brown fire girlfriend when Marisol already exists?

"Cartoons were always for kids".

>>85960480

Don't pull that TTG logic. The newer Spongebob episodes are objectively bad. Just because a child is young doesn't mean they should be made to watch poorly written garbage. They deserve better.

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>>85950463
>LOL Green Lantern is afraid of the colour yellow!

>>85951343
This shit right here. Why can't people understand that more detailed drawn cartoons are not automatically anime?

>"Harley Quinn is such a hero! She's a feminist icon who's been through so much!"

>>85960703
To be fair, Avatar is also heavily inspired by asian cultures. It helps. It's dumb (only the fire guys are japan-based, anyway), but it helps.

>>85960494
Well anime in general isnt really mature but why i would care? I dont watch anime for being mature.

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>>85955553
90s fags annoy me too but honestly speaking these newer shows just dint seem as entertaining as the ones back then. The newer ones seem either over emotional and colorful or basic

>>85951240
>4chan expresses a fear of offending the poor normies

Truly the end of times.

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>>85960138
> he mentioned Clarissa
FUCK YOU

>>85950627
But thats true, superman is.fucking retarded

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Hold the fuck up, I just realized. Why should we care what the normies think? I just realized I've wasted my whole time bitching about a hipster who can careless about the things I love.

>>85960923
Why do you say that? Assuming this isn't bait, I'd imagine that its born from having a level of exposure to comics typical of a normie.

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>my little pony?
> isn't that a show for little girls?

>>85960998
>>>/mlp/
Stay there pony fag.

>>85959753
>EVA
I thought you wanted to be taken seriously anon.

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No one said it yet?

Okay, here I go

Normie is a stupid term, even in ironic use, with borderline autistic implications, just like frogposting

"PEOPLE GO TO PARTIES AND LIKE TO DRINK WIH FRIENDS? HOW NORMIE. REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Fuck off. Big part of standard Facebook posts are nothing but people bitching about how sleeping all day, or watching Netflix all the time, is the true enlightenment.

Also, getting all mad because people don't know exactly what happened on Superman (vol. 2) #75 is pretty much a Sheldon thing. Maybe your mom is right about you, anon.

>Daredevil is awesome.
>You should read the comics too if you want more.
>Wait, it's based off a comic? Aren't those for kids? That's lame.

>Robin sucks, wish Batman would work alone.
>#GiveCapABoyfriend
>Comics are so confusing to get into.

>>85960950
>>85961021
FUCKING THIS. Does it matter that someone else doesnt appreciate ennis' run in punisher as much as I do? Does it matter that normies think cyclops shoots heat beams? Exactly.

>>85960998
Why do you get mad? It is a show for little girls.

>>85960689
cmon now how would a normie know this
ruining the suspension of disbelief here

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>>85960950
Overall the biggest difference between a normie and a nerdy is the medium

Both are lazy, effortless and eat everything popular that companies force into their throats

Animation was so much better in the 90's. Look at Dragon Ball Z

>>85961010
No need to get triggered, /co/ will always be our home ^:)

>>85961051
No its not, its a show for 20 year old men like me. Why else would the show be full of waifus? Its basically like wakfu with horses

>>85960998
go back to containment you freak

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>Why are you watching Cartoon Network shows, they're for kids
>OMG MINIONS ARE SOOO CUTE AND RANDUM XXXXXXXXXXXXD

this thread is autistic as fuck
i don't know how you people function outside of this board, or your basements. do you really go around calling actual people with lives normies?

>Looney Tunes was always for kids
>I love classic cartoons! Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry are so great.
>Betty Boop? Oh, I love her design. She's so sexy and sassy.

>>85961021
Normies are interested in superhero stuff, but are too lazy, or simply never become curious enough, due to their inherent lack of intellectual curiosity, in general, to look into the source material. They're passionate about nothing, and their interest towards everything is surface level, which is why, unlike with say, computer nerds, their level of mastery or knowledge within any given domain remains minuscule. Their only true obsession lies in being normal and in imitating everyone else, and anyone who does not is at best, suspect, or at worst, outright lynched; they have no mind of their own, and possess a low tolerance towards any who differ from themselves (which means that any geek who tolerates them is already doing far better than they are). There's nothing to like about them.

>>85960998
>>85961080

I know it's b8, but there's people out there who actually believe this

And the terrible part is that is...somehow true

When Lauren started the run it was basically a girls show. But it had so much more than unusual "girly" stuff that /co/ nerds started watching it as well. Then it got out of control, both in fanbase and production team. Lauren get out, and little by little the show turned into the monster is it now : a cartoon with pink horses pandering to 30-something males who likes to write fanfics about background character they are obsessed.

Frankly, watching a cartoon for little girls is lesser embarrassing...

>>85961127
Aside from the the first one, are those meant to be bad or inaccurate?

>>85961113

I thought "normie" was a synonym for "casual".

>>85960998

Bronies are the bane of the MLP fanbase. I can't wait until G5 makes these guys go away. They're so annoying.

>I watch cartoons for girls. I'm so special and gender role breaking
>FiM is the only good girls cartoon
>You like G1? But G1 is shit.


>>85961078

I wish /a/ had threads like these, it could cause interesting results, however the board is very different from /co/. They don't like the same threads. I once tried to make "ITT: Shit Casuals Say" and a "Tropes We Hate" topics which are so popular on here but got no replies.

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>oh hey! cool shirt! bazinga! amirite?!

>>85961113
Fuck off normie

>>85961158
>I wish /a/ had threads like these, it could cause interesting results, however the board is very different from /co/. They don't like the same threads. I once tried to make "ITT: Shit Casuals Say" and a "Tropes We Hate" topics which are so popular on here but got no replies.
That's because is very elitist and extremely anti casual. In one way I like it cause you get less Reddit teir posts but at the same time, it's just arse holes shitting up every thread writing autistic novels on how you have shit taste and why you should never watch another anime

>>85961156

Most of these people have only seen LT and TAJ bar maybe Popeye. Those are the two oldest classic cartoons they know of. They don't know Betty Boop, Felix the Cat, Merrie Melodies, Disney Classic Shorts, etc.

Likewise, most women that own Betty Boop merchandise know little to nothing about the character. They probably only know her from Roger Rabbit if they're under a certain age.

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>>85961142

Stop pretending reading comics is anything special or that takes any level of effort, aspie.
Everything your wrote about le normies could be said using any media. Grey's Anatomy, Game of Thrones, the Underworld movies. The list goes on.

In fact that is not the "normie" way? Using t-shirts with their favorite movie catchphrase or bragging about how he understand references?

Pic related. A typical post on social media.

>>85961158
It's easier to make "Shit casuals say" here since there are far more different types of casuals i nthe world of comics and cartoons but not any anime BAZINGAS besides from 15 years olds who watch SAO and NAruto

>>85961209

I'd reckon there are a lot of casual anime fans who basically just watch Toonami or only watch the really popular seasonal anime and have probably never seen something made before 1996.

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>>85961113
Could be worse

Sometimes "normie" is used to justify shitty fetish or downright criminal behavior

"You never watched underage porn? How normie! Back to Tumblr"

>>85961227
These people are always driven out of /a/ tough fairly quickly so you don't really see them or people just spam BAIT BAIT in their threads

>>85961244

Casuals rarely visit /co/ either yet we vent about people we meet anyway.

>>85961158
the only way bronies will ever go away if if G5 ends-up being utter shit, in which case you don't want to be caught being part of the fanbase

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>You are not X true fan unless you Y

Is it highschool again?

I have to know all NU metal bands name, and the name of their albums, in order to say that Korn track is pretty cool, or else I'm faking it?

>>85961204
>Stop pretending reading comics is anything special or that takes any level of effort

And yet normies cannot be bothered to do that much. They then invade forums of geekery such as /co/, and proceed to talk out of their ass without Googling shit.

>aspie
Typical. If comic geeks consistently give you shit there's probably a good reason for it.

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>>85953234
>big bang theory
>all there refrences are accurate
You must be one of those normies the show is meant to cater to.

>>85961256
Bazingas and normies who love comics are way more open about it than casual anime fans because it's more accepted. You'll see more people with Captain America shirts than RE Zero or OPM or what ever the lflvour of the year action series right now. Simply because capekino is cool right now. You see everyone in Pokémon shirts now but between 2001-2015 Pokémon wasn't cool

>>85961271

No, I hope G5 is just G1/G2/G3 tier (and the toys actually become good again). Bronies are drawn to G4 because of it's writing. Once it becomed more conventionally feminine again or 'lowers in quality' 99% will leave.

I wish the mods let people make pre-G4 threads outside of /mlp/. /toy/ and /co/ could use some. /mlp/ just ignores them and focuses on their weird roleplay and waifu threads.

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>>85961276
>Those people only like Evanescence now because of that Daredevil movie! They don't even know who Amy Lee is!

>Those people who likes Evanescence makes me sick. Nothing but a Nightwish copy. Fucking posers.

>What's up with that melodic bullshit in my metal? Those Nightwish youngsters now think it's opera or some shit. Listen to real music fags!


Good times

Civil War were the best comic books ever!

>>85961051
No longer, it's now a show directly pandering to 20-30 year old neckbeards and fanfiction writers, and occassionally meta-insulting them in a Teen Titans Go fashion. There was actually a recent episode about one of the characters going to a fan convention, looking at dakimakuras and meeting a fanfic writer who vocally hates new thing. And an episode that literally makes brony fanfiction canon. And old anime references.

It was better and less embarrassing when it was a cartoon for girls though.

>>85961288

Pokemon was acceptable but not cool. G4 and G5 made it popular after G3 caused a decrease in popularity. It however was gamer mainstream, not casual mainstream. Now it's the 20th anniversary so all the 20 and 30 year olds are becoming nostalgic about G1.

>>85961306

I can't seem to find symphonic and gothic metal fans on /mu/. No one wants to talk about Within Temptation or Nightwish, just the hard metal crap.

>>85961158
But there is tropes we hate threads on /a/

>>85961142
> no passion
Everyday I fear this might be me one day. I've been losing my passion and motivation in everything recently. I haven't even enjoying SPIDER-MAN comics like I used to a couple years ago. The only thing I can read consistently is garth ennis punisher. Maybe I fap to much. Is this normal at 18 years old?

>>85961301
so you WANT it to suck?

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>>85961279
Hey, senior-chessmaster-professional-H/-\CK3r, no one was born knowing it all. So every single fandom, group, team, work etc, will have amateurs. That's how it works. Guys comes in thinking he knows a thing or two, discovers he is not that good at it and, and only after some time, will extend his basic knowledge

And yet it has nothing to do with humongous efforts, just basic social interaction. Thought you knew.

>>85961021

t. normie

>>85961354
that is only because Marvel sucks balls

>>85961354
Spider-Man comics have sucked dick for a couple years so it might not be you

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>>85961330
>going to /mu/
>at all

They like Kanye West and believe in Vaporware as a legit musical movement. That's all you have to know about mu/

Every stupid conspiracy theory ever. Good theories do exist but the ones people talk about are awful. It's always people who haven't seen the cartoons in 10+ years and are not in the fandoms who talo about this crap. /v/ has it even worse due to guys like Protomario and GameTheory. People unironically believe Luigi is Rosalina's father.

>Rugrats is all in Angelica's head
>Elsa and Anna aren't biological sisters
>Adventure Time is all a comatose dream
>[x] is really dead

>>85961370

Those gens weren't bad. It's just they are very different from G4, which makes G4 fans hate them and think they're lower quality.

>>85953106
>what are you doing?
>Stop!
>Thats not funny! Stop it I don't want to be The Joker anymore!

Normies right?

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>>85961456
>Elsa and Anna aren't biological sisters

How? Because of their hair color? Those guys never watched anime?

Or is it just a way to justify Elsa/Anna porn without feeling guilty?

>>85961113
"Normie" is someone who follows herd mindset and only engages with the most mainstream and popular things and has little intelligence or applicable skills and no actual personal interests of their own. Usually their entire lives revolve around social pursuits and talking incessantly.
That being said, you can be disinterested in /co/ media or only listen to pop music without being braindead, I'm sure many academics, engineers, and scientists fall into this category. Normies are simply people with no impulse to learn or passion, they only engage in what is perceived as "normal"

>>85961456
G1 may have had some merit by 80s standards, but I cant see anyone wanting a return to the G3 direct-to-video era

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STOP DRAWING LEWD PIC OF STOP CHILDHOOD!

>>85961479
But the porn is only nice because they are real sisters...

>>85961388
>>85961399
Whether they duck or not (dubs speak truth) all I've been able to do this past month is play overwatch all day, read punisher, and fap

>>85961479

I haven't dared to click on the video but it's always being recommended to me on Youtube and it has like 10 million views. It's outright been debunked in the books anyway. We're shown their birth announcements.

>>85961488

G3 is just cute harmless fluff. It's not well-written but it's not bad until the Core 7 soft reboot. Even then, I focus on G3 toys which doesn't have most of the flaws of the adaptations.

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>>85961483
>"someone who follows herd mindset and only engages with the most mainstream and popular things"
>proceeds to read Batman
>"has little intelligence or applicable skills and no actual personal interests of their own"
>proceeds to show everyone that cool new D&D dice he bought

It's funny because while criticizing people who only pursuit things that are cool, you are basically saying "I'm way cooler"

>>85953104
and then some normie show like Family Guy or Robot Chicken will tear him down in like 5 seconds

>normies
Looks like plenty of newfaggots still stayed after summer. This board should be nuked

>>85961354
That sounds like either depression or simply growing out of the things you used to like.
Investigate a new hobby. Try going for walks whenever you feel like fapping (beyond a couple times a day). Look into getting a new job, if you have one. Try smoking some weed (but don't overdo it).

>>85961536
It must be a -GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAme theoooooory- faggotry

Fuck, I hate that guy and the trend he created

>>85961330
>No one wants to talk about Within Temptation or Nightwish
That's because it's fedora-tier, you'll be better off on Reddit with that kind of music taste

>>85961571
Nightwish still going around?

Last thing I knew is that the girl was marring a Argentina guy and quitting the band. I assumed they break out after this, since they kinda disappeared.

>>85954509
>kids should be reading watchmen
>when they don't have any idea of where it's coming from or why it was groundbreaking, or how it is tied to the politics of the era when it was written

Nah. There's lots of comics beyond the capes-fighting-capes stuff that children should read, but Watchmen isn't something they need to get started on. It's a comic that works better when you're older and have a sense of where it's coming from, without needing a teacher or someone explaining everything.

>>85961562

I actually think it may be Matpat's film channel.

He's so annoying but his fans are worse. They take everything he says as irrefutable canon even when it's stupid and often joking like "Red killed Blue's Rattata" , "Link is dead", or "Peach and Luigi are Rosalina's parents". Only a few of his theories, like the Aerith one, have any merit and he didn't even create the Aerith theory; I have seen it circling the web for years.

>>85961539
I'm into neither of those things, actually. Mostly into music, film, and some cartoons.
I don't think normies intentionally only peruse what is "cool", they lack the intellect or investigative interest to find out about anything else, and they don't really know about anything in an in-depth manner.
Even if your "thing" is sports or some other shit I think is dumb that's fine as long as you're actually passionate and know a decent amount about it.

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>>85961380
>Guys comes in thinking he knows a thing or two, tries to flaunt it, gets corrected by the people who actually know things, acts all defensive and indignant, and eventually leaves the group to hang with people even less knowledgeable than he, just so he can feel important
Fixed to mirror reality.

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>>85961619
Unless you are Xavier, you have no way without knowing if a person is trying their best or not at their pursuit. Judging if they are on surface level or not is valid, but not if they just don't care, or if they don't judge they knowledge decent enough

My mom loves the minion movies and gets triggered when people she knows says they never watched it

However, /co/ considerates Minion a pretty normie thing

it's all relative in that regard

>>85961638
I also like to be angered by people who know slightly less about a character than I do, and immediately become hostile

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>>85961638
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>>85961604
I really enjoy his videos, but the people who think everything he comes up with is 100% fact guys, are a cancer. Especially since a some of his theories rely on some faulty deduction. Mario is 10 ft tall? You're using BMI to calculate Staypuft's weight?

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>>85951495
The one I constantly hear is
>Black spiderman? You mean the monstrous one with muscles and big teeth, right?

>>85961562
>Fuck, I hate that guy and the trend he created
It's funny because his theories are clearly satirizing all the crazy fan canon shit on the Internet, but the youtube babbies actually think he's being serious. The guy probably hates himself, but hey, I'd probably keep it up and relish all the popularity if I pulled off something like that, too.

>>85961728
>writing babbies on purpose
>>>/v/

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>tfw had sex with normie Tinder girl and she seems to be really into me and has been trying to date me for months but she's not smart enough for me to hold a decent conversation with her and I'll never have feelings for her and so I have to fight the urge to dive back into that pussy because it will just end up hurting her in the end, which would make me feel awful

>>85954200
mortal kombat the first one

>>85961774
>must not know about penguinposting on /vr/

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>>85961774
>only /v/ references vintage memes

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>>85961790
Proof or it didn't happen

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>>85960689
Well the color yellow is still his weakness, right?

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>>85961955
I deleted her old texts because of cringe and am avoiding reading new ones
i wish it didn't happen honestly
I am an attractive enough autist to have normies falling for me, why can't I find the shy nerd girls

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>yeah im pretty interested in comics
oh so which are you reading?
>none

well fuck off then

>>85950684
>>I want a relationship like the joker and Harley <3
>>I'm so special and crazy and I will kill you if you mess with me just like Harley
>>The Joker is the bad guy but he truly loves Harley and that makes him cute
Somedays I hate my normie girl friends
Alternative
>>I'm just like Batman (an overweight thirty something lawer in a no future job with an alcoholism problem)
>>Batman is so cool because he doesn't have powers and can kick Superman ass
>>Hey did you know sucide squad has a comic now?
And sometimes I hate my normie boy friends too.

>>85962190
Oof. That's harsh man.

>>85962050
>Fast hands, little Robin.
>Fast hands, big mouth.
Tell me this is an edit.

>>85961726
Is it wrong that I still feel that Eddie Brock is the true Venom and I wish Marvel never made him get rid of the symbiote? Maybe it's because I watched the 90's Spider-Man animated series on Jetix and home video a lot as a kid which could be why I'm so used to him being Venom so all these other hosts just don't feel right to me.

>"Dude, Batman has the saddest life ever man. His parents were murdered in front of him."
>"Spiderman had it much worse."
>"OMG HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, HE GOT HIS POWERS FOR FREE FROM A SPIDER. HE ONLY HAD HIS UNCLE BEN, WHO DOESN'T EVEN MATTER BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DIE IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE BATMAN!"
God damn movie only fags get my jimmies rustled in a special kind of way.
Also Goku would beat superman. because Goku would only have to go like super sayain god and then Supes would be fucked. xD

>>85951540
This so much

>>85951742
When te inevitable "i would toyally fuck [x] character" comes just say yeah me too and enjoy her face

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>>85962232
>Hey did you know sucide squad has a comic now?

>>85954519
That doesn't mathmatically add up, anon.

>>85962614
Unless each of them shared that type of picture enough to get a box set.

>>85962556
Yes in the end I just smile and nod, because I'm not going to explain shit to a guy that is only trying to make small talk and have no interest in reading comics

>>85950463
I like comics and cartoons.

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>>85953796
>It's all because of those fucking live action superhero shit shows on the CW and CBS.

My friend always talks about how Gotham, Arrow, and Flash are the best shows of all time so he thinks he's the coolest nerd on the block and then screams Pepe jokes and memes all day. He doesn't even know what 4chan is. I like him but Jesus Christ is it unbearable sometimes.

>>85962232
So what you're trying to say is that you hate normies.

>>85962308
One Punch Man though :^)

>>85951345
Has happened to me, went to friend's place and their whole family started commenting on how my GL shirt made me look like Sheldon.

>>85951486
Blame Young Justice

>>85956769
It looks like he's shitting a fist.

>>85950599
killing joke was shit, but it wasnt because of harley, it was mostly because of barbara and trying to recreate the art from the comic with animation

>>85961554
This dude has it right, you're 18 chances are you're gunna grow out of some shit. I've been in that spot shit passes. Also Spider-Man has sucked ass for ages now unfortunately, just re-read Ultimate or something.