JSA Storytime: Batman and the Outsiders

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>>85947808
heeeeey, it's von Eeden

So how fuckingnothing.jpg is MONSTERS UNLEASHED

>Maxie Zeus

Oh man you wanna talk about being pre-Crisis.

btw
>Katana push in Suicide Squad
>Black Lighting TV show being shopped around

OP the meme magic is 2 much

>‘Black Lightning’ DC Superhero Series In Works From Greg Berlanti, Mara Brock Akil & Salim Akil

But OP you were supposed to use your sigil magic for a Geo-Force show

>MU isn't mutants anything

I mean there's still ResurrXion but that was fucking hilarious

>>85947828
Did they accidentally erase Mike Barr's name?

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>>85947828
They're actually throwing some money (and Greg Land) at it, but can the Big Two sell a horror/monsters book at all? Haven't they tried a few times and retreated in failure?

>>85947835
I'm pretty fucking powerful but half the time it monkey paws me

>>85947828
>>85947836
they 100% trolled X-fans on purpose

>>85947828
RESURRXION!
2017 MONTHLY KIRBY VARIANTS!
MORE FUCKING VARIANTS FOR CHAMPIONS!

Flintstones ref in this Future Quest issue >>85947115

I wonder if they're gonna cross them all over at the end.

>>85947865
>MORE FUCKING VARIANTS FOR CHAMPIONS!
when will lcses rise up against this abuse

>>85947865
>MORE FUCKING VARIANTS FOR CHAMPIONS!
and there's a 1:1000 Deadpool variant for it!

Those 300k sales are practically guaranteed!

>>85947882
Speaking of HB comics, Jetsons got confirmed today!

>>85947835
That Suicide Squad vs. JLA featuring Killer Frost just leaves me cold

>USAvengers #1 Will Have A Different Avenger For Each State

BEST GIMMICK

>>85947864

i think i should be mad but it's really funny. i wanna know what monsters unleashed is though.

>>85947865

I know it's shameless exploitation but i like they're doing Kirby stuff

>>85947808
You mean the first guy caught by the Gotham police in Knightfall, after Bane broke everyone out of Arkham?

>>85947904
>when will lcses rise up against this abuse
they can't actually rise up against it, they can only complain about it on twitter

>>85947882
I'm pretty sure they said they wanted a crossover at some point?
I know they said it's all in the same universe and all the redheads are related.

>>85947908
>Speaking of HB comics, Jetsons got confirmed today!
I just saw the pic, but are Palmiotti/Conner writing it too?

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>>85947882
And Palmiotti/Conner Jetsons, which means they're investing in the H-B line and not killing it off.

>>85947865
so what's RESURRXION, other than the obvious

(Munich was the murder of Israeli athletes)

>>85947860
I would love for a monsters push to succeed. We might actually get Mystic U and more strange fantasy books if that happened.

>>85947932
>I just saw the pic, but are Palmiotti/Conner writing it too?
I hope not, their comedy writing is awful

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So, are we not going to talk about the Jetsons, or...

>>85947860
DC could probably have a horror book if Snyder wrote it.

His Batman was legit horror half the time.

>>85947916
>BEST GIMMICK
That is actually great and I've wanted it for a long time. Ewing is such a continuity buff I bet he does it really well too.

Dare I hope for my husbando American Eagle to show up? It would be nice to see Patriot again too.

>>85947931
They could stop ordering books nobody actually wants.

>>85947937

Reagan seems like the president showing up most in comics. dude is all over this period dc

>>85947932
Future Quest provides the means for a crossover anyway.

>>85947937
>>(Munich was the murder of Israeli athletes)
Seems like a good thing to me

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>>85947969
Oh true, Swampy and Animal Man were also both broadly horror, right? But the old-school monsters stuff, does that ever take?

>>85947977
It's this remarkable commitment to putting real life figures in instead of some handwavy bullshit

>>85947975
people DO want to read all the Marvel stuff that /co/ hates though

or at least they want to flip it for a $10 profit in two years

>>85947860
Oh wow, immediately I like this art like 10x more.

>>85947969
>DC could probably have a horror book if Snyder wrote it.
Isn't the Deadman mini supposed to be horror/romance

>>85947860
>I'm pretty fucking powerful but half the time it monkey paws me

All bow to the mighty Storyteller and her dark powers of sigil magic!

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>>85947808
Hey OP.

MU turns out to be fucking nothing. A relaunch of the Marvel Monsters, which I'm sure will last about as long as the last like three of those.

Apparently no one made this out of the Earth 2 Annual? So I appropriated it

So Wonder Woman vs Maxie Zeus happened right?

>>85948071
stop appropriating daddy culture, anon

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>>85948002
>>85948043
Yeah, Gothic, that's a very particular subgenre

I guess I'm thinking mostly of "when was the last time Marvel managed to sell Dracula or a book like that on its own", as much as I'd be down for more Werewolf at Night, you know? I feel like it's very not-zeitgeisty.

>>85947860
>Haven't they tried a few times and retreated in failure?

They got Richard Corben to do two minis of him adapting Lovecraft and Poe stories under the MAX imprint

>>85948096
>I guess I'm thinking mostly of "when was the last time Marvel managed to sell Dracula or a book like that on its own", as much as I'd be down for more Werewolf at Night, you know? I feel like it's very not-zeitgeisty.
if it's actual horror sign me the fuck up. if it's a tongue in cheek semi-comedy then fuck off

>>85948096

i mean Deadpook married a vampire right? but i you probably mean serious books.

Frankencastle was GOAT

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>>85947969
I've found Snyder's horror stuff to be pretty weak honestly. Horror has to have the power to shock and disturb and offend, so you should look for a really shocking talent.

Pic related would I'm sure never work for DC, but it's the kind of image I look for in a horror book.

ResurrXion is just the dumbest name though.

>>85947828
I don't like the premise on this as much as the Young Justice Olympics arc, where Arrowette was competing in Archery and Zandia's supervillains were trying to cheat into winning... but Maxie Zeus Godhead of Nutters trying to kidnap and rape a javelinist is still pretty fun.


>So how fuckingnothing.jpg is MONSTERS UNLEASHED

It's Nothing to the power of Nothing to the power of Nothing.

>>85948096
Let's have a team up of every Marvel hero with 'night' in their name.

>>85948096
Cullen Bunn is writing a great horror comic at Dark Horse right now called Harrow County, so if anything they picked the best guy in their stable for this

>>85948160
X-men events are required to have retarded names with an X shoved in there, it's a law

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>>85948071
appropriation.jpg

>>85948124
Yeah, Deadpool and Shiklah have brought in some of the classic Marvel horror stuff, but it's definitely comedy (even with the tragic crunchy center)

I remember when I said I was worried that DC seems to have almost completely abandoned obscure/weird title and I was assured that they'd do more fringe minis. And now they announced JL vs SS.

>>85948160
The curse of the X-titling is a lot of it sounds really bad. I would like a spoopy mutant psychic book called X-corcists though.

>>85948173
That has some serious dark/gothic/southern fantasy vibes, but good point. Harrow County is a good comic with lots of horror stuff in it.

>>85948199
well they're still doing Deadman, Hawkman/Adam Strange, Midnighter/Apollo, Raven and all the Young Animal stuff

>>85948131
Snyder's stuff is more about how personal it can get with its themes and not edgefest.

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>>85948173
The question is whether he gets to lead on it, and the question of tone--comic like all those endless Deadpool minis they tap him for, or actually horror-horror

>>85948206
X-cutioner's Song drives me NUTS

>>85947967
That's the most fuckable Rosie this side of /r34/

>>85948261
I don't like Snyder's stuff. I mean Wytches was his outright pet project horror comic and I think it's shit. Maybe it is a coming-from-manga thing.

>>85948071
That'll come in handy when Midnighter/Apollo drops.

>>85948173
Harrow County is super underrated. But Harrow County also has much better art than Monsters Unleashed will.

>>85948292
I think it'll be useful for Deathstroke too

>>85948199
>deadman
>midnighter/apollo
>raven
>hawkman/strange
>Vigilante
>Section 8 sequel
>young animal

it's all good

>>85948196
Conway's Carnage ongoing is straight horror with all the pseudo-Lovecraft Darkhold stuff.

>>85948199
Read Flintstones, YA and other minis coming out in October you nigger.

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>>85948301
oh gosh

>>85948002
>It's this remarkable commitment to putting real life figures in instead of some handwavy bullshit

There was a pretty sizable Obama presence in a lot of comics at least in his first term.

>>85948301
You don't have to hide it anon
We all know of Deathstoke's daddiness under Priest's keyboard

>>85948261
>and not edgefest.

Joker says hello.

>>85948244
Hawkman/Adam Strange doesn't sound "different" and has crappy art. I would've preferred a different artist for Deadman, it just looks...generic. I hope Midnighter/Apollo is good but I really don't like Apollo and I found the last couple of issues of Midnighter significantly weaker than the first several.

>>85948274
>X-cutioner's Song drives me NUTS

X-Cutioner's Song is a mess and I love it

Every time Marvel makes an announcement it makes me laugh. I'm kind of amazed at how little they care about writing interesting stories anymore.

>>85948199
>Oh no, DC announced a crossover/event that wasn't a fringe title
Get over yourself.

>>85948173
Harrow County is the only Bunn book worth anything. If he can pull off a decent Marvel Horror book, then kudos to him, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>85948352
ok but you not looking forward to them doesn't negate the fact that they are happening

>>85947828
>not being hype for bunn on a monster book

Do yourself a favor and read harrow county

>>85948303
>>raven
Oh come on

>>85948293
Yeah Tyler Crook is a beast. He really came out of no where too, he just showed some samples to Mingola at a con and ended up getting a call soon after

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>>85948308
good to know, is it good? /co/ seems to like it

>>85948366
I don't even know the story, just the name

the name drives me crazy

>>85948407
>not wanting another emo series

>>85948351
That's really the exception and it wasn't even the edgiest thing. Read American Vampire or Wake. American Vampire is actually great.

Look at the artists on it. It's not going to be the kind o horror we want.

>>85948352
They're still releasing niche titles. Fuck off.

>>85948438
>Marvel Monsters vs Inhumans

>>85948274
>X-cutioner's Song drives me NUTS

What about the character named X-Cutioner, who was like anti-mutant Punisher?

>>85948401
I am looking forward to them but they're not really out there, they don';t look fringe. I like both Hawkman and Adam Strange, I have hope in Orlando and Blanco is awesome and Deadman's my guy.

>>85948438
I'm still not sure it's a horror title. You don't waste that amount of A list talent on something obscure.

>>85948352
>Hawkman/Adam Strange

Wait, I must've missed that announcement/solicit. How's it look, or are we doomed to never get a decent Hawkman run ever again. It can't be that hard to just write awesome pulpy Hawkman adventures.

>>85948458
>With guest appearance by Captain Marvel

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>>85948416

>>85948464
Should have gone the whole hog and just put actual mutant Gary Gilmore in there IMO.

>>85948491
That's my point. It's not going to be horror

>>85948416
I read the first issue and it wasn't very good.

>>85948498
More like

>Starring Captain Marvel

>>85948416
>I don't even know the story, just the name

Big crossover with all the X books with Apocalypse, Mr Sinister, and Stryfe as the villains. The whole point was to tease that either Cable or Stryfe was the time displaced son of Scott and Maddie

Wolverine vs Vampires cmon marvel

>>85948074
Speaking of crossovers, did we ever do the first half of the NTT crossover with the Outsiders?

I'm glad we've all decided this just-announced title is/isn't going to be horror already. Good work gang.

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>>85948500
>>85948491
Also, doesn't five artists kind of say "weekly"? and weeklies are...

>>85948456
They're not niche titles, fucker.

So apparently JL vs SS is a lead into JLA. So are the JLA gonna be the government sponsored anti-JL again or will it be a coalition?
Pick a team as well
Also I wonder if this means Fabok is on art for JLA

So

>Batman Night of the Monster Men
>Justice Suicide League Squad
>Titans/Deathstroke in Judas Contract II

Inevitable Superman or Green Lantern crossovers when?

>>85948534
Wouldn't wolverine be like an infinite bloodbank for vampires?

>>85948539
It's Marvel so it's going to suck ass anyway, let us have our fun speculating on just how disappointing it will be.

>>85948293
>much better art than Monsters Unleashed

God. They really picked a shit crop of artists for it too.

Like, Yu is MAYBE a decent choice? Kubert might do an alright job? But the only real horror you're going to get out of McNiven is uncanny valley, and the only horror in Land's art is LAND'S ART. Everyone Land draws is ALREADY a Frankenstein of sewn together tracing.

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>>85948537
nope

uhoh, this prof is surely evil--no one wants to help students that much, lol

>>85948540

usually but these guys aren't exactly the speediest. probably an event? like 2 issues each

>>85948199
JL vs SS is like the monster men arc, necessary for the double-shipping creative teams to take a break. I don't know why people don't understand this.

>>85948416
It's all right. I'm amazed that for once, the average comic buyer's tastes aligned with my own and it's actually continuing through November whereas Bendis's klyntar nonsense bombed so hard they're taking Venom back to its roots.

>>85948562
Superman and the Legion of Super-Heroes

shut up, I can dream

>>85948494
Well, it's got art by Lopresti so...that sucks. DC has so many uninspired artists working for them right now... Plot is them working together to prevent another Ran Tannagar war. Kinda meh. Andreyko is writing so I hope it's good.

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>USAvengers #1 Will Have A Different Avenger For Each State

>More from the Marvel presentation at the Baltimore Diamond Retailer Summit, with the news that USAvengers will be launching in the first week of January, with a special promotion in which each state will get a different Avenger – and a different cover…

The fuck is this shit?

>>85948540
I figure it's probably a mini or a series of one shots?

>>85948562

Didn't they say it's gonna be a quarterly thing? Next one is probably Wonder Woman and something what with the movie

>JLA and USAvengers starting within a month of each other
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!

>>85948562
Nah, I'm gonna go with Green Arrow and something else next

>>85948562
I'd imagine there'd be a Batman/Superman crossover leading into Supersons.

And a GL crossover is always inevitable, probably once Venditti reveals whatever retarded big bad Hal and Sinestro need to team up against. Maybe this time it'll be someone who's convinced light is a finite resource and must stop anyone who uses light in anyway.

>>85948562
We need another GL vs Aliens.

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>>85948600
Larocca can hit a monthly (with judicious tracing, we know) and so can Land, but the other half is slow

>>85948614
The cover thing is nonsense but I'm so down for each state having its own Cap-lite.

>>85948540
>weeklies are...
Cashgrab terrible shit that never actually fit into continuity. Something Marlel with current mindset would definitely do.

>>85948614
We've already decided it's the best gimmick.

>>85948614
Gimmick from the same company who is desperately trying to make Champions reach 300k

>>85948634
Superman is doing the Supersons set-up in November

>>85948562
>Inevitable Superman or Green Lantern crossovers when?
it's only a matter of time

I also recall EVS mentioning that he'd been talking to Josh Williamson so I wouldn't be too surprised if a Flash/GL crossover is in the cards

I also wouldn't be surprised if it focused on Wally and Kyle, and Hal and Barry didn't share so much as a sentence because why would anything nice happen

>>85948603
Fuck no. I don't want the Legion in the hands of Berganza.

>>85948640
Nah, Land is slow too.

>>85948640
I love the idea of this issue, but it feels padded. Maybe it's just the frequent splits in the action.

>>85948614
Marvel copying DC who already did with Johns's New 52 JLA.

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>>85948542
>YA
>Flintstones
>Vigilante
>Not niche

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>>85948640
I dig the art

>>85948634
>Maybe this time it'll be someone who's convinced light is a finite resource and must stop anyone who uses light in anyway.
Probably a really tall guy, too!

>>85948634
>I'd imagine there'd be a Batman/Superman crossover leading into Supersons.
Superman is just having an normal arc for that

They have to save Batman and Superman or something

>>85948662

I feel like EVS would force Barry and Hal

>>85948562
Just leave Superwoman, New Super-Man and Supergirl out of it. So basically all the titles worth giving a shit from that editorial department.

>>85948662
>that spoiler
>implying each Green Lantern won't get their very own speedster to love and cherish

The real reason why the speedforce storm exists

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>>85948697
WHOOPS this is page 15, sorry

>>85948697
Me too. But besides that I find this issue boring.

>>85948695
>Vigilante
Oh come on. It's a black ex basketball player who's girlfriend is killed and he's out for revenge.

>>85948697
It really suits Katana.

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>>85948731
if EVS is calling the shots at all it'll be Barry and Hal, that's how he rolls

NOW, page 17.

>>85948755
that's not not niche

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>>85948640

>>85948731
EVS can't force shit, he can say whatever he wants but he has zero influence on Venditti

>>85948745
>>implying each Green Lantern won't get their very own speedster to love and cherish
>implying Venditti would let Hal be happy for a whole issue

>>85948745

Jessica and Baz meet XS and hmmmm

>>85948673
Anon, he has keys to Superman. Khouri and Doyle can't save every title.

>>85948562
>Batman Night of the Monster Men
>Orlando comes to lead the regular writers

>Justice Suicide League Squad
>Williamson comes to lead the regular writers


>Titans/Deathstroke in Judas Contract II
So, who's going to be the writer to lead this crossover?

>>85948773
He'll let Hal be happy, he'll just make sure to destroy said happiness.

Like Barry choosing Jessica in the end since she's newer and more openly fragile and then Hal goes off into space to cry.

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>>85948768

Somebody said Tomboy should get a Netflix series in that thread and this is 100% a thing that should happen. People would fucking love it.

>>85948745
Guy and John don't have a fast buddy OR an archer buddy.

>>85948801
Abnett and Priest are writing their books still, I think?

>>85948768
It...kind of is. It's just...kind of generic. Art isn't anything special, plot isn't anything new... I'm still gonna check it out and it might prove to be really good but... there's nothing niche about it. Except for the fact that it won't sell very well I guess.

>>85948562
I would have liked to see maybe Green Arrow/Deathstroke but after Judas Contract I could wait a while.
Priest could even give Percy some tips.

Aside from that maybe Green Arrow/Batman, GL/Flash and if it was a biweekly book Blue Beetle/Green Arrow/Batman for vigilante justice

>>85948801
Priest confirmed its just him and Abnett.

>>85948795
And to the Green Lanterns.

Let the new editorial ofice at DC handle Legion.

>>85948833
John's fast buddy is also Wally because of JLU

>>85948801

Oh yeah, PRIEST already said he and Abnett are doing that. So that's another event. My bet is the others are Wonder Woman something and a Hal/Barry thing

>>85948833
Hence why they are the shit lanterns.

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>>85948819

>>85948801
Seeley?

>>85948858
Guy is the best lantern fuck you

>>85948847
>And to the Green Lanterns.
>Berganza has been raping the GL franchise for over two decades now

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>>85948859
that's the WORST NAME EVER FOR A DOLL

>>85948780
August and Blally, anon, duh.

>>85948833
Eh Wally has John, Guy and Kyle. Wally had been around for awhile by the time of Kyle

>>85948810
>Like Barry choosing Jessica in the end since she's newer and more openly fragile and then Hal goes off into space to cry.
that actually sounds like something that would happen

>>85948845
>Aside from that maybe Green Arrow/Batman, GL/Flash and if it was a biweekly book Blue Beetle/Green Arrow/Batman for vigilante justice
I don't know if it's crossover material but I REALLY want to see Hal in Green Arrow, with Ollie and Dinah again

also Ferreyra or Schmidt drawn Hal = muh dick

>>85948870
Seeley's writing the JL tie ins for JLvSS

>>85948878
I dunno man, it's like Barbie. You get your Clytemnestra doll and your Ken doll with the bathroom murder playset.

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>>85948878

>>85948876
Before DCYou, he wasn't in charge of them since at leastt the New 52. Idelson was until he left DC due to the move.

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I just remembered i'm gonna have to read Justice League eventually because Jessica/Barry

better be cute!

>>85948889
Has Wally ever actually teamed up with Guy?

Wally also has Hal because of Barry

Wally is a slut

>>85948871
Halfags are delusional like that, ignore him.

>>85948889
All while he's with Dick baka, what a slut.
Why do people like Wally again?

>>85948833
Well, If Connor ever exists again, they could fight over him for Archer Buddy.

>>85948899
Why couldn't he have been writing the main crossover?

>>85948936
I'm not a Halfag. I'm a Kylefag.

>>85948909

GODDAMN BATMAN!

>>85948933
>Jessica/Barry
disgusting

>>85948949
Because Williamson is writing it

>>85948908
I'm only buying this if it comes with an Orestes doll

>>85948957
Shit taste.

>>85948954
Why would a Kylefag hate Guy? Don't like, Halfag.

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>>85948908
https://youtu.be/jq1qfG0r4LE?t=3405

>>85948970
Shit anon, there's enough hipsters with a classical education and disposable income around now that you probably COULD launch a greek tragedy doll range. Just kickstarter it.

These confirmed crossovers are within the same editorial offices. So for any more, I wouldn't expect books from different editorial offices crossing over unless it's a line wide event.

https://twitter.com/SalSaysWhat/status/771505309424750593

he's right

>>85948999
*lie

>>85948999
Kylefags are just as delusional

>>85948948
Wally already claimed him. And Roy. He really is a slut.

>>85949009
How do you pronounce RESURRXION?

>>85949001
>just casually linking a 2 hour video
brb

>>85949009
yeah that looks like shit

also the O looks like Black Bolt's zigzags

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>>85949001
aaaah this ship is not what I was asking for

>A line of branded short comic boxes, for storing comic boxes, all branded with Marvel products, and starting in 2017 with Champions livery covering the corrugated card.

what a strange product marvel

I just realised Williamson will probably also write JLA. That sucks, he's incredibly mediocre

>>85948935
>Has Wally ever actually teamed up with Guy?

Justice League International era crossovers are probably about it.

>Wally is a slut
Only until he gets his waifu. Husbando Wally is pure for Linda.

>>85949062
he also has Dick and had Bruce, that whore.

>>85949075
What were you asking for?

>>85949075

AGE [CLAP] GAP

>>85949009
>Following an E-celeb
>Unironicaly post it on 4chan
Off yourself my man.
He's right though.

>>85949075
It was so random too

>>85949077
Agreed. No alternate covers on the boxes? What is the world coming to?

>>85949074
It's supposed to, because it's also an Inhumans event. You didn't think Marvel would just do an X-men thing without them, did you?

>>85949081
Memester please. He wrote the best ship for Damian years ago.

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>>85949063
I linked right to a relevant part, I think

but yeah, it's long

>>85949096
something not this

Retailer comment on JL/SS:

>

The best thing about the JL/Squad event is that is going to be in December/January, months comics usually take off and do nothing. Put a big book like that out during the "slow" months, and you'll drive a ton of business to your books. Great to see DC fixing mistakes.

>>85949081
He probably will. Fucking DC, giving him an exclusive...
That vertigo mini sounds nice and the artists is really fucking cool but his writing will make it shit.

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>>85949001
>The Olympic athlete Maxie Zeus kidnapped agrees to be his daughter's new mom

>>85949149
Ah timestamp links don't work when it's embedded, right?

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>>85948780
Remember XS tried to steal Kyle from Wally

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>>85949149
you know, another hand n the other side and that's awfully like psychedelic goatse

>>85949177
dang it

I gotta be honest, I don't care much for these crazy high-res digital versions of older comics. I feel like the super bright whites just make everything feel off. I think I prefer slightly faded/darker scans. Felt the same way during the LoSH storytimes

>>85949105
How old is Brion? Like 19? It could be worse.

>>85949210
How old is Katana?

>>85949075
Agreed.

Also, where the hell did Maxie get all those Metas?

So any guesses at who JLA will star/feature?

I'm going with
>Killer Frost
>Baz
>Vibe if they can get him out of the timestream
>Katana
So far. So a pretty similar set up to New52 JLA

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>>85949199

>>85949149
>I'm her mom now, bitch

>>85949231
I could see them adding Catwoman and J'onn again since they aren't really in anything else at the moment

>>85949242
I like how the cover acknowledges Katana and Batman are her new mom/dad.

>>85949231
Well they'll have to put Black Lightning SOMEWHERE if he is getting a show

And speaking of BL, what if that Simone book she was talking about wasn't Shazam like people were thinking, but Black Lightning instead?

>>85949149
Katana looks pissed someone else is trying to MOM Halo.

>>85949238
>mfw

>>85949218
Older.

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>>85949238

>>85949277
Then you're right, it could have been worse better

>>85948938
Because he grows from a slut to a loyal husbando.

>>85949198
IIRC wasn't Kyle Bart's first, through early 90s Titans?

>>85949283
this page is pure Mom and I love it

>>85949206
I mostly agree with you to be honest. The art in these books was designed for a certain printing process and it feels a bit lifeless in the digital format.

>>85949075
It's awful and I hope it ends soon

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>>85949283

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>>85949395
now this, I can get behind

>>85949395

wait when did everyone find out he was batman? i think i missed storyimtes

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>>85949210
No, older than that. He's in Graduate School.
Like, 23?

>>85949238
Oh man, this is prescient meta, isn't it?

>>85949395
>>85949412
This is some straight up Sherlock Holmes detective work.

>>85949339
I genuinely have no idea, possibly

>>85949412

that is some batman 66 shit i love it

>>85949395
>>85949412
>Batman actually being a great detective

>>85949381
Yeah that's pretty much it. Though I've also gotten really used to reading everything 2-pages at a time in ComicRack so that's part of it too. One page at a time with such huge resolution just feels unnatural

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>>85949421
yeah, it was the other night

>>85949283
Seriously, though.
I want Katana on Teen Team book, and I want it yesterday.
I want her showing up at Titans Tower and embarrassing [current Robin] with healthy snacks and reminders to do his homework.

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>>85949464

>>85949490
You sound like you just want /ss/ adventures.

>>85949490
She might actually be fun with Birds of Prey.

>>85949490
>Katana/Damian /ss/
Yes, please

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>>85949503
Marvel really is determined to make the X-fans buy Inhumans shit, aren't they

>vote for how this is going to go horribly wrong

>>85949412
Hey, the occasionally recurring Jason Bard!

And Halo joins DC's great cavalcade of Midwestern heroes.

>>85949532
They're villains who originally sent her to Markovia? Or just general assholes.

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>>85949532

>>85949490
>>85949518
She'll forever be tied to Suicide Squad from now on thanks to synergy.

>>85949532
yeah
Poor x fans, marvel had some of them thinking the MU things was gonna be about mutants ;_;

>>85949518
She was already in Birds of Prey

>>85949529
He did have a crush on her.

>>85949464
>Class of 1986, Class of 1987
>>85949149
>Dec. 84

Whabuh?
Is Batsiders set in... THE FUTURE? If so, how was it the 1984 LA Olympics last month?

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>>85949602
That means "graduating that year", so she's a sophomore

>>85949435
Not that anon, but for whatever reason I was reading him younger than that. The graduate school thing itself felt a bit much for him but I guess I just brushed it off as a prodigy thing.

I can't remember if they ever actually stated his age at some point though or if I was just working off an assumption.

>>85949517
As enjoyable as those are, not really. I want platonic momming. It's cute

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>>85949643
far too young for a college man to be macking on

>>85949602
You're the class of the year you'll graduate.

>>85949532
>Marvel really is determined to make the X-fans buy Inhumans shit, aren't they

It's like they never learned that forced memes are rejected as if it were an immune system response.

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>>85949656
>>85949685
you know this and I know this

>>85949656
pls be Katana on her way to kick Brion's ass.

>>85949694
Damnit she's just fighting crime.

The DC stream is in 2 days right?

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>>85949694
w-waifu

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>>85949750
>>85949738
you guys will have to note down everything cool because next storytime after this is Tuesday :(

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>>85949830
"Man fights his wife's overbearing father" is a pretty worn out model by now, too

Geo Force is like old enough to rule.

The forced togetherness if X-Men and Inhumans suck but it's super strange how people take it out on inhumans like they're real

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>>85949853

>>85949859
>it's super strange how people take it out on inhumans like they're real
gotta take that catharsis where you can get it

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>>85949886
resentment is a natural reaction to having shit forced on you

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>>85949911

>>85949911
it's also really easy to take out anger on a specific target instead of just not being angry

like how I take out my anger on the state of the GL line for the past few years on Kyle. Does it make sense? Is it logical? No but it makes me feel better

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>>85949940
Tatsu is so jealous of Halo's real parents.

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>>85949981
well that's pretty far afield

>>85949198
That's one woman saved from. kyle "Doomcock" Rayner.

>>85949859
>it's super strange how people take it out on inhumans like they're real

Wait, did somebody (rightly) lynch an issue of Inhumans or something?

>>85949981

>bottom panel

man Aparo's so good

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>>85950033
she IS!

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>>85950070
thanks for reading

back Tuesday

;___;

>>85949911
How do you drag a man made out mustard like that?

>>85950094

;_; see ya then

These cliffhangers!!

>>85950070
>Tatsu calling her parents strangers
>Bruce saying his
Their issues are so on display.

>>85950094
We have to wait till next week to resolve this?!?

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>>85949940
>Everyone keeps killing or claiming my babies.

>>85950094
Thanks op!

>>85950094
thanks OP

>>85950094
You make it sound like a real tragedy OP. I'm sure we'll all be here Tuesday. Thanks again

>>85950094
Thanks again OP

>cliffhanger

welp

>>85950202
That is the sad part to it

>>85950094
You are cruel, anon.

G'night, SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.

>>85948345
DC and Marvel flipped places at some point.

Early on, DC kept to its 'set in the real world, with the real president and all that jazz' well into the nineties. Then they had Luthor elected president, and it's been various fake presidents since then.

Marvel had Nixon turn out to be the Hate-Monger (or some other super-villain behind a coup to take total control, committed suicide when Captain America was about to take him down), then had a number of fake presidents all the way into the aughts, until Obama was president, and suddenly it was a strict adherence to realism (while still having him promote Norman Osborn to mega-power in the government, trying to have it both ways).

>>85947828
Who's bright idea was it to hold the Olympics in Gotham?

Seriously, this even if Rio De Janeiro is a giant urban toliet, at least it's not the mentally ill Supervillain capital of the nation.

>>85950653

Nixon was just head of Secret Empire. Hate Monger is a Hitler clone

>>85950653
Eh, DC's always had all those fake US cities and Qurac as their troubled mid-east nation stand-in, and Marvel went through 9/11.

>>85950681
These are still in Los Angeles.

>>85950653
Bush was President during Civil War, I believe?

I don't know what 90s Marvel books would be political enough to reference President Clinton in any substantive way. Don't recall it coming up in New Warriors.

>>85950826
>I don't know what 90s Marvel books would be political enough to reference President Clinton in any substantive way.

Cap is more frequently political than most books.
But I think it was most political in the 90s in the Bush 1 years.

>>85948074
Yeah, though it was more like Wonder Woman and the Bat Family vs Maxie Zeus and a few Deity Posessed Gotham villains.

>>85947828
My guess was that it was gonna be "Mutant Universe" with Marvel finally shoving the X-Men off into their own separate continuity, which casuals moviefans have been asking for for awhile for some reason.

Was looking forward to the board meltdown.

>>85947882
I won't be satisfied until we get a Superfriends book, though I suppose Super Powers is close enough.

>>85948534
>Vampires kidnap Jubilee in an attempt to force Laura into becoming their personal blood bank
>Laura snikts bubs

>Better yet, they steal Jube's kid, so Jubilee goes Vampiric Momma Bear on some fools.

>>85950826
Couldn't recall if Dubya was around or not. Marvel was generally far more sparing with its Presidential cameos than DC.

And yeah, there are other points where it goes the other ways, like 9/11, of course.

>>85950094
>get four day weekend
>OP is gone every day I'm off
Stop it

>>85949198
>But you're young enough to be...very young
>And the last pedo in the Corps damn near brought the whole shooting match down.

>>85951336
I think Dubya was Pres in Ultimate at least until Magneto killed him.

>>85953746

>>85956327