>"Stu, that's 144 eggs!"

>>85946993
Careful, that much cholesterol could kill ya.

>>85946993
NO ONE

>>85947149
Hell be fine.

>>85946993
Rest in shit

>>85946993
that's how i learned what a gross is, AND what 12x12 is. i never forgot

>>85947333
Hell be hot

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>>85948641

>>85946993
You have to eat them all

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>>85948770

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Well that doesn't beat 36 eggs a day

How did Stu not know there was a lot of eggs until he was told? Did he not see them beforehand?

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>>85946993
>>85948772
Say, I could help you with that.

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>>85949472
Lets say Gaston is 25 and he started his diet at the age of... I dunno, 12. From 12 to 18, that's 5 years, 5 x 365 = 1825. 1825 x 4 dozen ( 48 ) = 87600.

18 to 25 is 7 years. 7 x 365 = 2555. 2555 x 60 = 153300.

153300 + 87600 = 240900.

GASTON HAS EATEN OVER 200 EGGS IN A MINIMUM OF 13 YEARS

>>85949667
200 THOUSAND. Whoops. meant to put in a k there.

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>>85948641
>>85948770
>>85948813

>>85949667
>>85949710
Just for fun, that's 20075 dozen eggs. In today's economy, a dozen eggs is $3.00 rounded. That's $60225 in eggs.

>>85948770
This one is just as i remember

You all know the voice of Stu died right? Like last week.

>>85946993

You dont have to tell me what happened Drew but you have to eat this.

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>>85949472
That reminds me, I really out to put these caps into a single image

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>>85951383

Where do you even order eggs?

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>>85951398

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>>85951413

>>85946993
>I'll take a gross of eggs.
>THAT'S A LOT OF EGGS. THAT'LL BE FORTY BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

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>>85951428

>>85951409
farms
restaurant suppliers

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>>85951452

>>85951398
>>85951428
To be fair, Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs daily since he was a child. The market should have corrected ages ago. There's no reason why the farmer shouldn't be able to use the money he's getting from Gaston to feed and take care of enough chickens to lay enough eggs for Gaston and the rest of the village, even if he needed to hire people to do it for him.

>>85946993
>reminder that Stu's voice actor is dead

>>85948772
Nobody can eat 144 eggs. Hell, nobody can eat 50 eggs, let alone 144.

>>85951428
I bought 2 dozen eggs for a dollar a few weeks ago.

I don't understand economics.

Rugrats isn't a good show

>>85947480
Kek, me too. And, thanks to hey arnold, i will always know how to spell onomatopoeia.

>>85957629
I don't think their studio was very good at any kids shows.

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>85950909
NO MORE CHOCOLATE PUDDING

>>85948770
Best one.

>>85950909
>If these people... tell this story... to their children... as they sleep... maybe someday... they'll see a hero... is just a man... who knows he's free.

>>85959297
Climb.

Climb.

Climb to the top of the world.

And as you stand tall, you will see...

That when you fall...

You will fall from a height most men will never reach.

>>85959357
I guess Jack fell, huh.

Eggs taste good raw with ssome soy sauce.

>>85947188
WILL EVER

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Our funniest thread of the year so far is made up of content stolen from Tumblr.

>>85951980

The math the original person used is just super wonky anyway.

>>85946993
Can't say up to 4AM without a lot of eggy goodness

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>>85951467
>due to no one being able to buy eggs like Gaston

>>85963460
...OR YOU'LL GET THE PRUNE JUICE!

>>85949667
Don't forget leap year. Your "365"s should be "365.25"s.

>>85961327
>ssome soy sauce

>I wanted to be safe, so I ordered nothing
>NOTHING?
>Stu, that's 0 eggs!
>whoops

>>85959388
Don't you mean "Huh?"

>>85951225
>You dont

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>>85946993

>>85957878
Qualm, q u a L m. The l was silent but she nailed it

>>85963460
That's just it, though.

We ARE tumblr

>>85972535
We were them all along.

>>85951447
HE JUST LEFT! WITH EGGS!

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>>85950909
that's okay, i'm not hungry anymore

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>>85947149
Too soon

>>85974918
>DSQUAREL

>>85974764
Me either.