Why did i buy this....

>>85946920
Because you already bought the slutty catboy?

>>85946948
I didnt

>>85946920
Where can I buy that, and is it hotglue friendly?

>>85947029
Target, and ill find out later

>>85946920
>no wrist articulation
>no brushable hair
pass

r/cummingonfigures

Have a fap before spending money next time

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>>85947167
>Target

Oh shit, I'll actually have to look the cashier in the eyes while I buy this obvious little girl's toy.
M-maybe it's available online too

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and now the wait really starts

>>85947326
You know, you could NOT be a spaz and just say it's for your little sister/daughter if the cashier gives you a weird look

>>85947326
Stare down that cashier and get your girly toy like a man.
If you absolutely insist on being a pussy, ask for a gift receipt.

>>85947326
Cmon bro, do what this guy said >>85947486, its bot that bad to buy embarressing stuff at retail, once you get used to it.

>>85947326
THEY

DON'T

CARE

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>>85947332
luckily the webisodes are gonna come out in october and its still possible we will get some of the specials before season 2

also has it been stated what dub this is for since France got the show before everyone else last time?

>>85947377
It's not very likely he'll get a weird look, most cashiers don't give a shit. But even if he does, he shouldn't have to feel the need to justify his purchases

>>85947878
If he gets shit for what hes buying he can report the cashier

>>85946920
Pull out your hot glue gun.

>>85946920
HOT GLUE WHEN?

>>85947326
They see worse shit than this.
t. /mlp/

>>85946948
I would buy one made out of latex

>>85946920
Hot glue or riot

>>85947377
or NOT say anything, because then they will get suspicious.
Just buy it with a straight face and they assume it's a gift.

>>85947326
>Not going to a store two towns over and buying your faggy little girl toys with a birthday card for your non-existent niece.

>>85949513
Yeah, this. Its even a superhero, while the other shit is pastel colored horses.

>>85947794
It has to be French dub because Eng and Kr aren't called Miraculous

>>85947794
Korea got the show first last time not France

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Shes got a nice ass for a doll

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>>85950172
Go on...

>>85947326

>Go to Target
>buy the doll
>look the cashier in the eye and say "Can't wait to cum on this. Haha!"
>do a jerk off motion with your hand, but really effeminately
>ask if they take checks

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>>85950348

Ooh boy french mime is finally subbed. Goodnight sweet korean folder

>>85950431
oh shit miraculousubs has the entire thing up, when did they get those last 3 episodes?

>>85950503
Today

>>85950348
>>ask if they take checks
Faggot

>>85947326
Do they not have self checkout?

>>85951571
Target doesnt do that, and my trips to the girly section shows me that walmart doesnt have them in stock yet.

>>85947326
Buy wrapping paper too, Anon. If they ask questions, say birthday present.

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>>85947326
i bought a mlp AJ a while back and then threw it away last year. The cashiers eyes were glazed.

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>>85950172
>he aint gonna do it

>>85951759
Greentext it bro
>AJ
What the fuck?

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>>85947326
Buy a hot glue gun, something that could pass as lube, some tissues, and NOTHING else.
Also, make sure to wait until there is a cute cashier for you to look in the eyes as you buy them all.

>>85951647
This. Just buy one of those bags for smaller gifts and some of that stuffing paper shit.
Otherwise, stare the cashier down to the point that they're afraid for their life. Wear the Ladybug costume and swing a yoyo at them on your way out.

>>85946920
She looks so sad.

Chat doll where?

>>85951859
Because she knows whats cumming

>>85951634
My Target does. Self checkout is the wave of the future.

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>>85951802
>4 years ago
>watch that show
>get welcomed into the fandom
>get idea
>parents arent home
>walk to walmart down the road
>walk into girl isle
>empty
>pick up a random pone
>didnt fap at the time so no need for lotion
>walk back to the cashier
>put it on the belt
>she scans it
>emotionless
>"5.99"
>buy it
>walk home

>>85947326
Sounds like someone didn't go through a brony phase and bought a fuck ton of girls toys and other miscellaneous merchandise. Honestly, the few times that the cashier's asked what was up with the pony stuff I just explained it was some weird fad and they just kept on going with their lives. Cashier's could care less about what you're buying

>>85952247
Also it was the first time i discoverd EqD and 4chan.

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>>85951759
>threw it away
>not donating it to a thrift store, a rummage sale or a children's hospital
>inb4 I CUMMMED ON IT LEL XD!

Your waifu deserved better than that

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>>85952490
>thinking AJ doesnt belong in the trash

bad opinions aside we should really stop talking about mlp before the mods notice

lets talk about Miraculous instead, and how fucking cute these two are

>>85952829
Thats a great story man. Do you still have your robot buddy?

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>>85952875
Somewhere in a box, I bet.
https://youtu.be/1WvYYPGHqq0
>that was six years ago

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>still no Chloe figure

FUCK

>>85953596
Why would you want a toy of that fucking bitch?

>>85953109
>putting your best buddy in a box
He needs you anon

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>>85951876

Right here along with civillian clothing.

Hoping we get Hawkmoth and some supervillains in the future.

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>>85953621

You shut the fuck up, she is the best character and pure at heart.

>>85950348
>>85951803
Do both of these at once.

>>85953692
She looks like a ugly whore and a judgmental cheerleader valley girl. You have shittaste anon, chloe belongs nowhere besides the trash.

>>85953692

>Racist
>Sociopath who tried to steal children's toys.

>>85953596
>>85953692
Go eat dinner, something with lots of fiber, then in a few hours you can make your own Chloe figure.

>>85953763
>>85953765
>>85953791

>Not liking the queen bee

Holy shit do you guy's actually fall for that "homely girl" bullshit in movies? The people who has the money always win and Chloe is plenty wealthy and confident in herself which is icing on the cake.

>>85953880
Wow, what a vain shallow cunt you must be, anon. Plz consider an hero.
>>85953765
How is she racist? I saw the episode where she stole marionettes miraculous because she thought it was a toy. What a fucking bitch.

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>>85953941

Well if you got it why not flaunt it? And it isn't like Chloe is a bad person because she idolizes Ladybug.

>>85954250
So shes like flash thompson as an ugly bitch with whore makeup.

>>85953692
I want to fuck that waste of space for a human

>>85954552
Atleast you admit her shittiness, even if you wanna fuck her.

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>>85953672
I-I'll find him I swear it. We'll be best buddies again, Proto Batbot, mark my words.

>>85954599
I bet she cant get pregnant. Thats pretty hot

>>85946920
>Why did i buy this....

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME!

>>85954302
>ugly

Get your eyes checked anon.

>>85954552

Someone has to be wealthy. Why not give it to her?

>>85954781
Good anon, make sure to post you and your buddies adventures on /co/, okay?

>>85955339
>small eyes
>buldging lips
>icky tan skin
>shit personality
Shes both ugly on the inside and the out.

>>85953941
She was racist in Kung Food

>>85956079
How so? Ive only seen a couple episodes.

>>85955392

And what you like that fake french bitch more?

>>85947326

Having worked retail when I was in college let me tell you this, and believe it when I say this.

CASHIERS DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU'RE BUYING.

Seriously. They had a guy 6 minutes ago buying a single cucumber, tub of Vaseline, and toddler's panties and they rang up his purchase without one fuck to give.

You are just one more anonymous blur of people buying shit nobody but they themselves care about. Cashiers don't judge you. In order to judge you they'd have to be able to care about you and they don't. They're putting in their days desperately trying to tune out the incessant beep of the scanner as it second by second counts away the minimum wage hours of their life until their shift is over and they can go home and try and drink the day's misery away.

They have not one shit to give about a weeb who buys a girl's toy. You just don't fucking matter to them. So you can stop trying to be all moe and "oh no sempai, this is so embarrassing gyaaaaaaa". They don't fucking care and 2 seconds after they've finished ringing up your purchase they've already forgotten you even exist.

t-this thread is slowly turning into a general...

Fuck, if it's really at Target I'm going to take my niece shopping this weekend and secretly buy it for myself
Sneaky style
inconspicuous as fuck


>>85957113
I gotchuuu
If you had a Miraculous based off your personality, what animal would it be?

I would have a jellyfish, because I go with the flow

>>85957523
Sloth 'cause I'm lazy as fuck

>>85957523
Whats an animal that has crazy mood swing, is violent, and kinda lazy?

>>85957741

Honey Badger.

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>>85957523
I want an owl because I'm quiet as shit, also owlets are naturally cute af
>>85957741
Snapping turtles

>>85957815
Yay, im slash

>>85957523
i would be....a mouse

you guys know why ;) ;) ;) ;p ;)

>>85959021
Catboy vore?

>>85959093
NO FUCK I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR

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>>85950172
Nigga please...

>>85959108
Relax, I'm not judging. It's hardly the grossest thing anyone in these threads has proposed doing with him.

>>85959166
wh.....w-whats the grossest thing then ? (and why do i ask questions i dont want answers to ?)

>>85959310
you innocent little thing

leave this site while there is still hope

>>85947326
Kek, pussy. Be a real man and go buy your dolls.

>>85946920
You liked it? What other reason is there?