we had a giggle on /v/ with this thing yesterday. Was hoping to see if we could have a thread here
https://bots.botframework.com/bot?id=MorphiBot
Give it a /co/-related "What if..." question and it will generate an image, post results
Pfft.
>>85927737
he looks like he plays guitar in Slayer or something
>>85927737
Holy fuck, it's Charlie Manson!
Holy God, this is wonderful.
JUST
>>85927803
Damn, Bendy looks glorious with that hair
Jesus Christ
Oh no!
...is this a warning?
Batman,
>>85928298
Hahaholy shit
>>85928362
Holy fuck
that's like some Salvador Dali shit right there
I posted this in the /v/ thread yesterday, but it still works here.
The ultimate Marvel writer!
Sounds about right.
"Can I get a hell yeah?"
"A, hell yeah?"
"Yeah."
"You're talking about THE hell?"
"No. Just Hell yeah in a manner of agreement."
"Hmm - Hell yeah, I guess."
It's over. Comics are finished.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!!!!!!
>>85928564
It doesn't want to post! HELP!!!!
>>85928533
>"Bendis. With Stone Cold Stunner!"
>"Stunner?"
>"His finishing move. The Stone Cold Stunner."
>"You mean where he kicks a guy and then grabs them by the neck and drops to the floor?"
>"Yes. The Stone Cold--He did it at Wrestlemania. The Stone Cold Stunner."
>>85928593
>It's a Jim Ross has another stroke episode of Raw
Jesus Christ.
>>85928678
>>85928533
I would watch this match
>The goatee
>>85928729
>GREETINGS, TRUE BROTHERS!
kek
>>85928729
>>85928772
It's destiny.
What have I done.
I'MMA COME ACROSS THE GALAXY AND FIND THAT SUMMABITCH AN' I'MMA WHOOP HIS ASS
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>>85928866
I would watch it, just like that with his face superimposed onto it and everything
Would you?
I just don't know...
>>85928886
So would I
Meanhwhile on Earth-2
Huh?
Morrison = Darkseid confirmed?
>>85929079
his face is really small and showed up on the helmet
the thing doesn't always work so good
>>85929079
I love that tiny little morrison
>>85929079
MORRISON IS
I don't understand
What the fuck happened
I didn't ask for this.
I think I stumbled into some red pill territory.
>type "What if Mark Millar wasn't edgy?"
>nothing comes out
I don't know whether or not I should be amused.
>>85928975
kek
>>85929450
It doesn't seem to like the word "wasn't"
What if Cyclops was Theodore Roosevelt?
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>85928975
>>85929555
Uh, here you go...
Someone send this to Bendis!
a-am I gay?
>>85927058
Uncanny
>>85928919
I for sure would. KSD has DSLs and with a better body she'd be way more fuckable.
>>85927058
>>85929176
>crisis on infinite madrids
bane?
>>85927058
>>85929633
I meant the Xmen character, dingus
What if the CIA guy was Bane?
>>85927058
Not how I expected it to go.
>>85929360
Jesus H Fuck
>>85927058
Hipercrisis motherfucker
>>85931298
I'm really tired, so this thread is fucking killing me.
HELP
I don't know what that means, but okay.
>>85931569
>>85928243
Her brother has gone off the deep end somebody alert the fbi
>>85928975
Holy fuck.
>>85929106
Yeah does have the ocasional fuckup
Still pretty impressive
>>85928798
oh my fuck
oh fuck
What did he mean by this?
No, seriously.
>>85931312
Yeah that did not work to well at all
>>85931954
>/co/
Go back to /pol/, faggot.
This just got creepy.
How do I use this app?
>>85932080
Phone site does not work bring up the desktop version.
Surprisingly straight-forward answer.
>>85932118
But I don't have neither skype nor facebook or other shit.
>>85928581
Well. The hypercrisis is over. We can all go home now.
>ask what if Batman raped Joker
>get no answer
Well, fuck you too.
>>85929394
No that... that sounds about right. Just put on some weird soft synth 90s music in the background and you're set.
>>85932150
>can't make hitler jokes either
Why is MS full of nazi sympathizers
>>85932246
I don't get it.
>>85932312
>Hungry
>Please Help
>God bless you
>Yes God
>God
>the guy in the sky
>the one from the Bible
>yes, Bible
>God
>Help
>I'm hungry
>>85932299
Sounds about right.
>>85932325
Too gud.
It could not seem to recognise etrigan but it seems to have finaly worked it out.
That's actually a pretty badass image.
>>85932586
Alright i see the problem it cant even recognise where the demons face is to put blood on of course it cant put the demon on blood
>>85932639
Oops forgot image
why are these so funny?
im fucking dying
>>85932647
Ah here we go
Idealy i would want a bit of bloods hair visible but theres no way the bot could work out its his hair that makes him distinct.
>>85928919
Fuck no,you tainted Alison you absolute madman
>>85929394
That is not this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angriest_Dog_in_the_World
For anyone wonderingit's Luke Cage's
>>85928854
More like Sinesto with that forehead.
>>85931292
DONALD IS!
>>85932262
That pic seems to be associated with the word good for some reason
>>85933527
Might be Meagan Goode's body.
>>85932299
Why wouldnt you build a different kind of switch for a garbage disposal
Wait who the fucks face is that
On my planet it means hope hope is what it means on my planet mine is a planet on which it means hope
>>85933654
Oh no mojo is absorbing superman into his brain.
Uhh..
>>85933730
>>85931230
>>85933750
Ow my sides
>>85929455
It's already been established Ike doesn't actually exist and is just Stan's alter-ego.
>>85934516
Perfect
>>85927430
>Excelsior?
>Yes, Excelsior
Would you fuck somebody with the body of Jessica Jones With the face of Brian Michael Bendis?
>>85936064
Fuck no, it's an already repulsive body with an extra repulsive face
Perfect.
>>85935926
>Yo this planet tastes AMAZING!
>What if bruce wayne was batman?
It does not seem to know who barba gorden is.
>>85936742
Fucking lol
I dont think shes my favourite voice actor anymore.
>>85936943
Oops forgot pic
W U T
U
T
I i dont recognise that face is there another Chantinelle i do not know about
Also guess she was a footy hooligan when she was only a few thousand years old
>>85937060
John is a powerful mystic indeed to be in 1 places at once
>>85929394
Talk about a self insert
>>85937105
I dont even know who this is some sort of weird green goblin/lex luthor/hawkman crossover.
Its probably a spiderman villan i forget the name of.
Im not sure i want to know whats going on here
>>85937187
Argh
>>85937201
Something something highway
>>85937133
It's the Vulture, jeez
>>85932299
>Not just buying a labeller
>or just grabbing a sharpie and putting "L" and "D" above each switch
>>85928975
Saving that one
I'm dying.
I think it may be broken. I asked for a mashup, but it just gave me a normal picture from the comics. :(
>>85930286
Well shit
>>85927058
You know, I asked this to rustle some jimmies at first, but now that I really look at him, despite being the archetypal rich white guy, Trump does look a tiny bit asian. Weird.
>>85927487
Um.
>>85941408
Is that Seymour?
>>85941427
>>85941443
>>85941455
I don't get it.
>>85938419
what the fuck, is that Leto?
What if Family Guy was Funny?
Pretty gruesome.
Hey Bendis, thanks for the boner.
>>85942202
Well now
I'm very okay with this
Goddamnit.