Let's read some awesome silver age stuff

>>85925171
Pfft, Metal Men. More like LAME MEN!!

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drink every time Doc is a dick

plz don't you'd be dead

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>>85925188

this pleb, i bet he doesn't even know Mercury's the only metal liquid at room temperature

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Best Silver Age DC, can anything touch Legion, Metal Men, and Metamorpho?

>>85925309
HEIL SHITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so what's up with Platinum's like spring hand things?

>>85925375
Doom Patrol and Flash.

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Fun facts!

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>>85925484

oh good call with Doom Patrol.

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NOW WE ARE GETTING APPROPRIATELY SILVER AGE

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Flash, and most of DC superheroes, tho I dunno, their silver age stuff seems to be kinda missing a spark. Flash I see and get the most

>>85925309
God damn it, I came in this thread just to say this.

>>85925398

Better handjobs

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RIP again

i love how the metal men are kinda disposable

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>>85925719

it is maybe my favorite "joke" in DC comics

>>85925846

And the kid tried to give Mercury a hug and died.

>>85925375

I honestly feel like Silver Age DC was firing on all creative cylinders.

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oh hell yeah, evil metal men

>>85925948

Jesus Christ Platinum, just get a vibrator

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>>85925987

i think it's def got underrated aspects because of the baggage of the era, writing style and what not.

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>>85926021

I mean she kind of is one isn't she....

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>>85926021

The Platinum Doc relationship is insane to me but like so bizarre I love it?

>>85926040

So is Stan Lee dialogue, but people suck off early Marvel for "realism"

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it is not an OTP love

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remember Brave and the Bold's amazing horny Platinum joke

>>85926082

It's an odd couple with robot sex.

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>>85926084

Yeah but I think Stan's over emotional style works better? especially with such melodramatic stuff

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>>85926152

Silver Age DC is more about the insanity of ideas going on to me

>>85926152

And Stan Lee was basically a producer losing for the cinematic emotional hook always.

The "updated" reprints with new pop cultural references and Stan Lee dialogue were hilarious.

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bet ya didn't expect so much issue to issue continuity

>>85926183

KILL ROBIN

>>85926261

>robots getting nuked

Dark for DC

>>85925309
What kind of man would fuck his robot daughter?

>>85925893
People back then had such shit taste in waifus. He had that hot robot action all to himself, but no.

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that took a turn.....

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might be a break depending on how long dog walk takes

>>85926597

Keep going when you can.

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Back

this is when Metal Men gets to where it takes me forever to read an issue because there's just a lot to take in

>>85925309
to be fair she would probably wreck his dick

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so how about this space travel mirror thing

>>85925453
This subplot becomes a lot funnier after watching GLTAS

I've got to track down the showcase collections of this now.

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there are a lot of balls in the air

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>>85927125

i was/am shocked at how out of print it is

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yeeeep

>>85927191
Some of those really shot up in price. Like Booster Gold. Makes sense if it's the only collection out there. Metal Men only have two Showcases and two Archives

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>>85927296

Oh really? I've got the Booster one cause he's my fav post-crisis DC. It probably wouldn't be too hard to put together floppies desu.

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>>85925729
that was anticlimatic

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That bottom half of the page tho

i don't need your fancy drawn and quarterly graphic novels.

>>85925797
Mercury is almost jughead

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man the sexual dynamics on this planet are strange

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welp

>>85927344
>It probably wouldn't be too hard to put together floppies desu.

Except issue #1 his first appearance. He's been in cartoons, a live action tv show, and rumors of a movie. That shit ain't cheap anymore

>>85925882
>my special talent is being the prettiest doormat

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i mean you could've let go

>>85925882
>No femdom comic where Platinum rapes Magnus

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>>85927475

ahh yeah, the first apperance problem.

i saw Suicide Squad 1 for cheap and didn't get it. so mad at myself

>>85925912
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

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good job Tin

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what a great metaphor for teamwork being chained together is

>>85926294
Hank Pym

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That final panel of Doc Magnus is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen.

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holy shit

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>>85927623

Pym never fucked a robot did he?

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they broke out of the chains to be torpedoes and then returned and got rechained.

greatest book

>>85926012
>metal nigger

>>85926597
Fuck Doc desu.

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do you think platinum knows about spain, civil wars, or the spanish civil war?

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REVOLUTION!

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that was a ride

>>85926040
>that whole second square
I swear i saw a chinese cartoon once just like this

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That's great cover copy

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now that's how you do a fucking recap page

>>85927660
OH MAN HERE WE GO

He fucked Jocasta in Mighty Avengers. She's an android built by Ultron to be his bride and her brain waves are based off of The Wasp.

So Hank Pym banged his Android grandchild with a mind based on his at the time dead ex-wife who is named after the mother of Oedipus

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>>85927746

ok i didn't remember them hooking up in that, i thought pym was still with Tigra

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Platinum owning Doc

>>85926100
>>85926119
its like watching competitive pokemon

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ok but this is like the 4th or 5th time she's died

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ok so if asshole starts to stretch, or turn into a rock monster, or turn invisible, or on fire, i'm gonna lost my shit

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Oh Platinum!

>>85927877
>being a robot is contagious
Who knew?

>>85926164
>>85926183
>kills herself to protect her sempai
damn

>>85927863
The Fantastic Four riff won't be until the 90's in Jurgens' Superman era

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welp

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>MERCURY WE'RE IN SPACE!!! YOU AREN'T AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

I'm cheering at this page. that is great

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Gold thank you

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>should we just burn him until he's human

Yeah not the smartest

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I can't decide who looks best

>>85926419
I am printing and hanging this. It is groovy.

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why are robots breathing?

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Oxygen might be my favorite design wise

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This is like a horror thing

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i really should think of a term for "oh shit we're out of pages" ending that you get in silver age comics. I remember it happening some in FF

Ok this is it because the next issue has the best cover ever and I wanna save it for the start of a thread.

Thanks for reading!

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Will dump letters

ISSUE 1

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ISSUE 2

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Issue 3

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Issue 4

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Issue 5

>>85928155

>i'm 41 years old still reading comics

brb hanging self

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Issue 6

Again for reading!

Metal Men are a top tier superhero team. They are so great.

>>85925321
Wow, Doc's such a dickhat. He makes Reed look like a sweetheart.
Also fuck you Mercury.

Thanks OP this was a real treat

>>85928221

oh hey Roy Thomas!

>>85928254
Yeah it's always fun seeing future pros in the letters columns

The one that always gets me is Kurt Busiek writing in to say he's done reading X-Men comics because he thinks Claremont has ruined the title

>>85928237
Well it is the age of the Superdickery. And I would say Magnus is a very believable supergenius of questionable empathy .

>>85928356

Well he got his revenge.

Brubaker got him and some other pros to write "fan letters" for some Criminal special

>>85928421

he's only been a dick to robots really. he's just robot racist and of his time

>>85927777
Quadruples! Praise Kek!
Pym also fucked a male skrull posing as a teen girl, and God knows what else

Metal Men ran for fucking ever so i'm flipping random old issues

Suddenly Walt Simonson

>>85925309
>>85925719
GALLIUM

>>85926261
>this is all your fucking fault doc
>please forgive me

>>85926291
God dammit i am o fucking mad right now

>>85926317
DID HE JUST USE SCIENCE TO CALL HER FAT??

>>85926399
brutal

>>85926452
>>85926473
my heart can't handle so much waifu

>>85926484
hold the fucking phone, wasn't she boiled before being rebuild? How would it survive the trip?

>>85926583
Thanks doc

>>85926967
i-its not that i like you or anything b-baka

>>85926996
Jesus fucking Christ why is he such an asshole?

>>85927439
how is he being able to communicate without oxygen?

>>85927588
neat how Brave and Bold used that design

>>85925553
>online echo chambers

>>85927759
you must fuck the robot Magnus

>>85927877
>>85927894
Platinum is cute, CUTE

>>85928049
Helium looks cooler

>>85928128
>>85928221
thanks Opee

Metal Men drinking game:

take a shot everytime Doc Magnus reminds Platinum that she isn't a real girl

>>85926956
Oh god, if the wrong writer got assigned to a Metal Men comic that could totally happen. Like, Platinum malfunctions and decides to rape Magnus, and accidentally kills him.

>>85931847
But I don't wanna die

so is iron man supposed to be black

and is mercury gay

>>85932445
Mercury seems to be jughead gay
Iron is just a bro

>>85931939
Sometimes, being ignored is a blessing.

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>>85927528
I actually have an idea for a "Tina doms Magnus" fapfic. I can't draw but its the next best thing
>>85928221
Thanks OP! Metal Men are likely my favorite superhero team. Those old issue are little hard to track down, but worth it.

Bump for more

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How can any other DC girl compete?

>>85925485
>Silver is orange and Copper is white
What.