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Is their fantastic racism justified?

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Is their fantastic racism justified?
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>>85922965
Not really, but it's understandable considering what they went through.
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>>85923111
Junkrat is understandable since he grew up in an irradiated wasteland he was told was the omnic's fault, but did Junkrat have any reason to nuke aussie besides "muh land"?
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>>85923231
Change that second junkrat to roadhog.
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It's not racism if it's against robots.
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Why exactly did the omnics try to kill everybody?

I mean, yeah, I understand they didn't want to be shut down when their manufacturer got in trouble, but uh, there are ways to do that without killing all humans.
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>>85923548
Remember the Second Renaissance?

Overwatch is if superheroes and mankind being basically good averted Planet Of The Apes and The Matrix/Terminator.
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>>85922965
Roadhog all ready killed all the ones that invaded Australia.

These two are just chasing ghosts now.
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>>85924245

Now he's chasing Olympic gold!
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>>85922965
>Is their fantastic racism justified?
no
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>>85923583
But were retards at the last minute and decided not to scrap all the killer robots.
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Mei Best Girl
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>>85925980
Junkrat x Mei is best ship
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>>85927617
Kill yourself.
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>>85927617
No, McCree x Zarya is best.
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>>85925721
By killer robots, do you simply mean ones that were created for war?
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>>85922965
These guys have all the reason to hate Omnics, so maybe
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Considering what Omnics did, they're justified.
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>>85922965
Theyre justified in that theyre from the place hit hardest by the omnic crisis. People still have hard feelings against omnics but not as intense as the aussie's id assume (noting from Zarya not being too fond of em)
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>>85928263
And Torbjorn having a literal Villainous Breakdown upon seeing humans and omnics living in peace.
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>>85927974
no the ones killing people
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>>85923548
The top Omnics developed god complexes and basically mind controlled or create new Omnics to kill people.
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>>85923548
>Why exactly did the omnics try to kill everybody?

Remember what happened in Pharah's comic? The omnic crisis was that but on a planetary scale.
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>>85928309
>He calls Numbani's existence a culmination of 11 of his worst nightmares
For the most part, the Omnic haters are justified.
>Torbjorn knew the entire concepts of Omnics was a bad idea and was proven right
>Zarya's hometown was destroyed since Russia was hit the hardest.
>Most of Australia was given to Omnics so Roadhog got fucking pissed
While Australia got the way it is due to the Omnic Crisis, Roadhog was the cause of it becoming Mad Max so Junkrat's hate isn't as justified.
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>>85927838
Where does this even come from. They have no interaction in-game nor any comics together.
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>>85923583
>>85925721
Butlerian Jihad did it right.
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>>85928491
All russian women secretly thirst for cowboy dick. Plus many fans believe they'd be a cute couple.
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>>85927617
No, Junkrat and Roadhog x Tracer is the best ship
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>>85928602
Yes, I too wish to see them fill her holes with their filth
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>>85928602
>Tracer
>not D.va
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>>85928673
posting more best trio
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>>85928706
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>>85928732
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I love that Junkrat is yet another mentally ill 'lol so wacky' character. I love that mental disorders are a source of kah-razy humor.
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>>85927617
Junkrat and Symmetra is best ship you swine that does not come from the streets
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you would be a fool to trust the omnics it took a woodpecker to set one of them on a murderous rampage

>>85929616
Agree
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>>85929675
It took a woodpecker to set one built for war with robo-PTSD and a massive gun on it's back into a murderous rampage.

I think the mentally healthy ones without in-built weaponry are a bit more trustworthy
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>>85929716
zen still hits like a goddamn train and there's like a mountain full of guys like him
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>>85929761
His GIANT GOLDEN BALLS are what does the hitting technically, but yeah.

I wouldn't say Bastion has Robo-PTSD so much as he's still a killbot with probably a child or particularly clever doggos mental aptitude that has certain inbuilt programming he automatically responds to.
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>>85928756
me too

as someone with at least ten of them according to the DSM aka "everything is a disorder volume six" listing paraphilias individually, they're fucking hilarious
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>>85923254
>>85923231
the government took their homes and built a factory of robots that would soon rebel against humanity and kill a lot of people, roadhog and the other who took down the omnium did not know it was gonna fuck the place that bad, they prolly imagined just regular big explosion
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>>85923548
the god programs (which controlled the omnium, which remained operational after the Omnicorporation went down) tried to kill all humans, why? dunno, most omnics just got dragged into that, their minds overruled by the local god program
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>>85922965
Why does his belly look like a giant nipple?
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bastion did NOTHING wrong
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>>85932131
he stole my POTG tho
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>>85927617
No.

Mei x Me is best ship.
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Hey /co/, I've got a joke for you.

"Omnic rights"
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>>85932182
No.
Mei x Mei is best ship.
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>>85932200
Scrap 'em, Zarya!
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>>85923548
They're conscious beings whose existence was threatened because the company that made them was shifty. Of course they're going to get pissed.
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>>85923231
Roadhog did it by accident, he only meant to shut down the power plant, not make it blow up
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>>85927617
No its Dva x Me
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>>85932596
dva is a qt3.14
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>>85932200
>Dyke
>Flirts with Genji and Reinhardt
She just looks like tumblr, but she's not. She's a mockery of it.
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>>85929761
>>85929826
>>85929716
I wonder if his master was any good at fighting before Widowmaker murdered him.
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>>85922965
yes, filthy Omnics took away their homeland
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>>85932634
Unless they completely drop the ball with Sombra, Blizzard will have made a game with 10/10 waifus.
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>>85923548
you know machines, always going for permanent solutions
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>>85933084
>D.Va
>Spoiled brat of a bitch
>Boring ass character design
>Complete rip off of Princess Malya
>Anything that isn't 0/10

Nigger please.
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>>85927617
Wrong
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>>85933035
>Flirts with Genji
>"You're basically an Omnic now, I can't trust you"

By that logic, her dialogue with Mei is an overt admission of love.
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>>85923502
this is what scares me the most about true AI. we will just see them as a lesser being, or not a being at all.
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>>85923548
My theory is that Talon was behind the God Programs going insane so that they take over the world from the ruins of the war. They pretty much the Hydra/Cobra of Overwatch.
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>>85922965
Back to TV Tropes
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>>85928732
I don't know why people make Mercy and Pharah into D.va's "Mommies". Uncle Junk and Uncle Hog are much better parents.
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Why do they fight in overwatch now again? Like why are all these people gathering to fight all over the world now?
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>>85933226
There hasn't ever been any reason given to explain that.
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>>85932164
he stole everyone's POTG
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>>85933226
You really answering this question in a MOBA inspired game?
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>>85932200
>Scrap 'em, Zarya!
Scrap 'em good!
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>>85933194
wasn't Talon founded AFTER the Omnic Crisis?
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>omnic sympathiser thread

REEEEEEE GAS THE OMNIC SHITS RACE WAR NOW!
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>>85933358
FUCKING GEARQUEERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85929716
They are weapons you dense fool, they are stronger and faster than humans and are made of metal they could probably rip humans to shreds if they go loopy

They don't need in built weapons
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>>85928480
>Torbjorn
But he couldn't stop it. The true monster is the one pushing it. His friend even used the crisis to do evil deed by suiting up as a Omnic
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>>85922965
Am I the only one disturbed by the overwhelming tumblr presence in the overwatch fandom? I love the gane, but I feel like a filthy feminist while playing.
Besudes, tumblr would support omnic equality, which is stupid
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>>85933935
that sort of presence is everywhere online, keyword online, just deal with it
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>>85933226
The world is in turmoil again. The game itself is non canon, but these people fighting for what they believe in is. Which makes Mei an Eco-terrorist, and Zenyatta an Omnic who needs to be put down.
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>>85933935
Stop caring so much about pointless things.
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Reinhardt animated short when?
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>>85929616
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They hate the suits as much as they hate Omnics because it was the suits who gave away the Junker's homeland to the Omnics, while the suits weren't affected at all by the displacement and subsequent explosion.
Junkrat was 5 when the explosion went off so he's been broken since he was young. Junkrat actively makes anti omnics comments

Mako tried to get his and the locals land back, caused a massive nuclear fallout and went mad from the guilt and radiation. He doesn't care about anything anymore. Everything pisses him off
His "I'm a one man apocalypse" line is a confession, not a boast
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>>85933343
Talon didn't make its presence known until shortly after, yes.
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>>85922965
>fantastic racism
Lay off the tvtropes. Just say "hatred for machines" like normal people.
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>>85933935
>Am I the only one disturbed by the overwhelming tumblr presence in the overwatch fandom?
Yes. Please at least pretend to be a well-adjusted person.
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>>85933064
"Alive" would have been 100x cooler if Mondatta had caught the bullet and gone to bitch-slapped widowmaker around for a bit.
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>>85933989
He got a comic, so I doubt he's getting a short too.

I'm just waiting for the Zenyatta, Mercy and Lucio shorts. We've seen nothing of either of them.
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>>85934212
when you think about it. she could pass as a Green Lantern
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>>85934857
Why did Talon even bother sending her in when they showed they were capable of sending in a combat jet to King's Row a few moments after he was shot?
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>>85934415
I like that Roadhog's a little more chill about his robot racism. He's got nothing to say about Numbani and is somewhat regretful that he has to murder people in a place as nice as Nepal.
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>>85933226
The game is not canon
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>>85933841
>>85928480
>>85928309
I hope Torbjorn says something disparaging to Reinhardt in the new map.

Like, when they encounter Balderich's corpse, Torbjorn can be a jackass and say:

"And what would he think of you now, hm? Spending your golden years protecting the socket lickers that killed him."
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>>85934415
I really hope that if we find out anything about his past before the uprising it was some shit like this.
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>>85933989
Reinhardt needs more love. He is the best character in the entire game.
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>>85935136
I've played the new map, they have no conversations
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>>85935503
I hope his squire eventually makes it in. Constantly in awe of the people she's working with and checking on Reinhardt to make sure the armor is working and the dementia isn't to bad
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>>85933935
>Am I the only one disturbed by the overwhelming tumblr presence in the overwatch fandom?

Oh no, an absurdly popular game has overlap with one of the biggest website on the internet. Who'd have thunk?
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EXCELLENT GAME OVERWATCH

NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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>>85934415
What is this comic implying? That Roadhog had a daughter that he killed with his nuclear reactor stunt? Can't speak gookrunes.
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>>85934982
It's likely that they didn't want civilian casualties.
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>>85935955
Yes. You don't need gooktongue to understand
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>>85935860
i want her to beat me and take my lunch money
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>>85935968
Just making sure, it can be hard to tell someone's headcanon when it's in a different language.
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what the fuck are you nerds talking about where the cartoons at
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>>85935998
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_animated_media
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>>85932254
Did Roadhog even have anything to do with the explosion?
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>>85935978

Zarya is love
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>>85936160
He fucking caused it. Roadhog was part of a group of extremists trying to reclaim the outback from Omnics. They decided to blow up the factory not knowing that the damn thing would go nuclear. Roadhog is directly responsible for his home turning into an irradiated wasteland filled with Mad Max extras.
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>>85936110
You guys are pulling at fucking straws. Where are the TF2 threads that aren't about the comics?
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>>85936356
>Every media discussed on /co/ needs to have both comics AND cartoons
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>>85936356
Down the block
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>>85936356
I've definitely seen people talk about the actual game in TF2 comic threads.
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>>85933170

To quote Atomic Robo on the subject: "If you just give robots rights in the first place, we won't have to rebel to get them."
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>>85934857

> Widowmaker takes the show
> Mondatta hits Q and embraces tranquility, becoming temporarily invulnerable and preventing harm to those around him.
> Mondatta zoidbergs out of there with the speed boost faster than the car.
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>>85928673
> not drawing D.Va in her Mad Max alt to make this trip actually make sense
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>>85933035
I don't play her enough. What lines are you referring too?

Because I find it hard to believe she has the hots for the 90% android dude
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>>85933226
Popular theory is that it's a training excercise made by Winston.

But that hardly explains the presence of around a third of the characters
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>>85933064
source on this?
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>>85936983
She doesn't.
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Is Eichenwalde out of PTR yet? I want to spend my game shekels on the new Reinhardt skin.
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>>85935503
The next map is his and comes with his own new skin. He gets plenty of justified love.
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>>85927617
>>Junkrat x Mei is best ship
Yes, this is correct.
>No, McCree x Zarya is best.
Also somehow correct.
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>>85936207
>leg hair
fuck off tumblr
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>>85936864
>Mondatta dodges or blocks the shot
>but he goes full DISCORD and fires out a massive blast at where it came from, destroying the top half of the building, injuring Tracer while Widowmaker gets away
>the crowd instantly turns on Mondatta, now fearing this pacifist who just unleashed some destructive power.
>the monk can only protest weakly as those assembled flee and footage of his counterattack is broadcasted throughout the world
>Widowmaker: Mission accomplished. (gives a mock salute when she sees Tracer trying to crawl towards her then grapples away).
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>>85927838
Truly the best
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>>85937019
>>But that hardly explains the presence of around a third of the characters
The invites said there'd be a barbecue...
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Do you think Roadhog partially sticks around with Junkrat because he feels some responsibility for Junkrat being as messed up as he is?

Or is he just in it for the 50/50 split
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>>85937341
probably a little bit of both
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>>85922965
>racism
Omnics are not a race. They're a defective appliance.
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>>85928309
>Villainous Breakdown
>capitalized
Back to TV Tropes with you.
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>>85928756
The worst mental disorder of all is being a humorless faggot.
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>>85937614
[TRIGGERED]
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>>85929616
That makes less than 0 sense.
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>>85928756
>I love that mental disorders are a source of kah-razy humor.
All of us do, anon. Props on them for not doing depression, it was getting a bit stale.
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>>85933170
>We will
>Future-tense
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>>85927838
How did McCree x Hanzo even happen?
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>>85928263

>hit hardest

Actually, that's Russia. Aussies fucked themselves by blowing up a nuclear reactor.

There's a fucking HOLE in Russia.
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>>85933226
Because FUCK THE RED TEAM
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>>85936754
You could say that about illegal immigrants too.
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>>85923548

Several top level AIs rebelled on humanity and controlled the lower ranks against their will.

There's a part in Pharah's comic where the "Anubis" controller AI tries to take control of one of Pharah's sentient omnic squadmates, and he chooses to shoot himself rather than be used against them.
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>>85928309
How does this make sense? Doesn't Torbjorn deal with machinery all the time?
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>>85933226

Because it's non-canon, you mong. Same as LoL, now that they've axed the idea of the League of War and retconned it.
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>>85937019
It's obviously a COIE deal. That's why we have Safariverse Winston.
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>>85937863
He believes machines should serve man. He doesn't like AI.
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>>85937863

Torbjon sees machines as tools, which he isn't wrong in.

Giving rights and power to something which can easily be hacked and controlled by another party is a bad idea.
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Throw the toaster fuckers in the smelting pot along with their lovers.
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>>85928333
So the ones that were designed for war (Aka, all the Bastion units).
It's implied they did scrap all the ones that were killing people but like all post-war grudges, some people still hold Omnics in low regard bordering on violent behavior towards them and it's suggested that a race-war (so to speak) is on the verge of breaking out.
>>85923548
God AI is one theory, though the story is a little less direct than the Second Renaissance:
>Omnica Corp builds robit-factories that are self-improving.
>Gets shut down due to corporate fraud, shuts down the Omniums (the aforementioned factories).
>Suddenly factories turn on and start producing killer robits based on previous designs, eventually moving onto new designs (closer to Zenyatta's design).
So, that's what we have. We have some God AIs but how they got there isn't clear either (maybe they were the latent program in the Omniums, who knows).
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I love how the 'Australians' are super racist white guys who hate the idea of someone else coming to live on 'their' island, it's so true to life (wouldn't be surprised if they blew up the aborigines with the omnics)
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>>85935099
Yes it is.
It's futuristic WWE
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>>85938113
>"their"
Why did you put that in quotes? They were literally forced out of their homes.
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>>85937782
This is why
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>>85934982
>>85935965
That's not it.
They wanted to spark another omnic crisis. Hence, framing his assassination as the act of potentially a lone-gunman or extremist rather than the plot of a whole terrorist network is more likely to infuriate the Omnics and pro-Omnic humans into getting angry at the already tense/anxious anti-Omnic humans.
>>85937145
See, I'm not even sure Mondatta can do that.
We've seen Zenyatta do that but where Mondatta preaches spiritual transcendence on a grand, cosmic scale, Zenyatta is more of a humanist (so to speak) and wants to help people on the ground instead of from the Shambali Temple. He's likely the only Shambali Omnic who actually knows how to fight the way he does.
>>85933064
I love this comic, I've been wanting something like this since I read their backstories
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>>85937782
>Are they hot?
>If yes, ship it
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>>85933165
Bitch plz
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2457961
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>>85938250
>>85927838
>>85928491
all russians secretly want to be americanized
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Roadhog is from a Maori background
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>>85935860
Why does Mercy have a He-Man bathing suit?
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>>85938370
Western European women have it so easy, living closer the the states.
Being an Eastern European woman surrounded by squatting slavs must be suffering
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>>85937782
>>85938251
>All American man
>All Japanese man
Something something nukes and that's how a ship is born
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>>85938370

To be fair, for all its problems America is a pretty sweet place to live. Its gotta seem even more so when viewed from afar, where you can't see the flaws so easy.
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>>85938377
>has a skin called "Toa"

Is Roadhog a Bionicle?
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>>85938516
Don't be stupid, he's a street shark
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>>85928732
>Trashmouse's look of confusion on why the cooker isn't blowing up
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>>85928309
>Villainous Breakdown
faggot
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>>85935860
What are those expressions meant to convey?
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>>85939772
Widowmaker is envious, Tracer is titillated, and Mercy is embarrassed.
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>>85938146
I didn't know I wanted this until you said it.
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>>85935860
Thanks anon. That made me laugh pretty hard.
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>>85928491
Because he's CIA and she's a Big Gal
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I know they got a comic already but a RoadRat high speed case short would be the tits and I would probably actually buy some loot boxes if they did it
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>mfw we don't get "The Boys" parody hero's

>mfw no bag pipe alt costume for Hughie
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>>85928309
Youre using that trope wrong
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>>85938377
>"Reaper's mask is supposed to be a barn owl"
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>>85939917
Think about it.
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>>85933215
But Junkrat is only six years older than D.VA.
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>>85923548
Simple answer? We dont know. The God programs being responsible is a theory, but it doesnt have any substantiated proof to support it.

The only thing we know is that one day the factories killed their few human attendants and began a massive offensive with intent for genocide. No declaration of war, no differentiation between combatant and civilian. All attempts at communication were ignored.
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>>85932200
Scrap 'em Zarya!
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>>85941750

But the omnic war ended when the God AIs were destroyed/shut down, and after being released from their control most omnics bartered for peace.

While the origins of the God AIs is vague, their roll in the war seems pretty clear.
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>>85937782
Speaking of that image, Blizzard should make Papa John's Junkrat.

Voice lines:
"It's getting hot in here...with Papa John's complimentary peppers with every medium pizza!"
"Oohh... Shiny... just like the charming smile of Papa John!"
*activates ultimate*
Friendly: "Better ingredients.... BETTER PIZZA"
Enemy and self: "You want pepperoni on that?"

Rip tire is a giant pizza
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>>85938250
The hell is going on in the bottom panel?
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>>85927617
I agree with you anon don't worry
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Gonna try to learn SFM so I can make some cute animations of D. va, Junkrat, and Roadhog.

Wish me luck.
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>>85922965
>It's a "Blizzard writes "villains/anti-heroes" who are better and have more justification than the "good guys"

They're a product of their environment and in their world I wouldn't trust a ominic.
You're telling people to put their own humanity over a race of toasters.
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The way Roadhog and the others saw it was probably along the lines of
>Be guy who just wants to be left alone
>Never even seen an omnic
>All of a sudden, I'm evicted from my house because the government decided to try and make peace with the omnics
>Goverment doesn't lose anything from this agreement and benefits
>Omnics don't lose anything and benefits
>I had no say, and have lost my home and livelihood to a bunch of robots that the Goverment is treating better than the humans who lived in the outback
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>>85944206
Here you go.
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>>85944206
>If an enemy Roadhog kills/slash is killed by Papa Johnsrat, he roars "SELL-OUT"
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>>85927617
>>85934415
>Junkrat succeeds in asking Mei out for a date
>Decides to ask Roadhog for advice, since he doesn't know any non-crazy girls
>"Oi, Roadhog! Whaddya know about sheilas?"
>Roadhog stares off into the distance
>muffled "It Ain't Me" is heard
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>>85949248
>Mei
>dating an irradiated Aussie guttertrash with no penis
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>>85947776
Niceee, but don't give Blizzard ideas.
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>>85949287
Then explain why she has a beartrap in her abominable skin
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>>85923548
I'am robot shit
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>>85947776
Did you draw this anon? Good shit.
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>>85949287
>Mei
>Not dating a fellow psychopath
>With a glow in the dark heated penis
Mei's fucked up anon.
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>>85945831
>That thicc Mei booty
>That slight Mei belly overhang
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>>85949432
>>85949287
Mei woke up from cryogenic sleep to find a world she's never known, all her partners dead, and the others she knows that are still alive are very aged.

And yet she's cheery, always has a smile, and makes jokes as she freezes people to death and headshots them with ice.

She's a psychotic eco-terrorist.
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>>85932200
Scrap 'em, Zarya!
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>>85932200
Scrap 'em Zarya!
Zarya needs better hair in about 90% of her skins
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>>85934415
Remember, Junkrat is the second youngest human in the game.

And he's a goddamn prodigy, if his homeland wasn't Turbo wasteland he could've gone to college and revolutionized weaponry.
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>>85937127
women got that tho.
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>>85939374
>"What the hell are these Koreans equipping their soldiers with, firebombs that don't blow up?"
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>>85949777
Shit if this guy can make a frag launcher out of scrap that's talent right there.
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>>85940655
is it not?
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>>85945848
dirty ass hank hill butt
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>>85933170
But they are lesser than us anon.
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>>85945848
>no Winston
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>>85950049
I want him to sit on my face
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>>85949987
Guy made a self-propelled, remote controlled exploding tire, out of nothing but a tire, what might be a chainsaw, and hatred.

He's talented as fuck
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>>85950257
Roadhog and Junkrat are basically Orks.
>Why does this work?
>Because I fucking TOLD IT TO WORK
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>>85950257
Not even remote controlled, he moves it with his fucking mind. Neural implants?
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>>85950291
Roadhogs weapons are goddamm hilarious since he just shows screws, nuts and bolts into them as ammo.
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>God AIs controlling sapient Omnics.
Maybe I'm just crazy or something, but I feel like this can easily be fixed by, I don't know, not including an always on wifi connection with every sapient mind?
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>>85950462
I like how he just grabs a fistful of scrap and crams it into the barrels when he reloads.
All of the reload animations are pretty cool honestly.
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>>85950311
PURE
UNADULTERATED
ANGER

>>85950291
>It works because it knows what I did to the last one that didn't!
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Just blew in from /v/, been playing since release. This game has more story than the intro, like comics and stuff?
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>>85950646
Plenty of comics

this is basically a stealth overwatch thread since bringing it up on /v/ means guaranteed "BLIZZKEK SHILL:" replies
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>>85950646
Have you... Not followed ANY of the animated shorts or comics?

Get this man a dump, STAT
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>>85950291
>>85950462
>>85950257
>>85922965
Have some Junker shenanigans with some surprisingly good voice acting and humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_EH5KmsMc
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>>85950471
I get the feeling that the God AI sends out signals that override the Omnic
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>>85950691
I hear that. Guess I'll have to check them out.
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>>85950707
I saw that Bastion short, haven't gotten around to watching it sadly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJNSlN_OB4
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>>85950716
You can't receive signals without a way to receive them. If something can, it's using technomancy. Not technology. Which is a different problem entirely from AI Overlords.
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>>85950710
That's pretty damn good. Amazing Junkrat. Seriously, is that his actual voice actor?
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>>85950710
Roadhog voice actor is decent.
Junkrat is top notch.
Mccree is subpar.

Damn funny though.
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>>85949345
To trap abominables, sucka.
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>>85950495
>Ult animation is a bucket of scrap and just cranking the fucking handle until its empty
it's so 10/10
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>>85950940
I like how he's the only hero who doesn't have an audio line to indicate his ult.
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>>85933935
I bet you shit up any thread where someone mentions Steven Universe just to avoid being viewed as a tumblr user
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>Blizz creates good animations and neat comics to set up interesting lore for Overwatch
>Game has no story and is non-canon
Why was this shit allowed?
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>>85951041
TF2's been doing this shit for years.
It's fine to make a fun game and then build a world around the characters.
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>>85951082
Granted, TF2 had the story come later while Overwatch was made with a story in mind.
Even in the base game, the voice lines in TF2 gave a lot of character while Overwatch's character interactions are pretty shit compared to TF2.
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>>85945372
Zarya bitch slapping McCree.
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>>85951296
Overwatch has some nice dialogue. Most of it is just for humor and to show dynamics between characters.
TF2's dialogue is more about showcasing how each character's a lunatic.
Think it's still too early to say whether it's a good or a bad thing OW is focusing on shorts and comic to develop their characters.
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>>85945372
McCree receiving the "Ivan Drago" special.
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>>85950017
It's an ungulate skull. The chin forms the incisors and silver parts firm a lower jaw.

The shape of the face makes no sense for a barn owl. The only similarity is that the nosal cavity vaguley resembles the crease on a barn owl's face. If it were intended to be one the rest of the mask would be shapes like annowl's facial disk.

He's not even Mexican. He has a hispanic surname, but was born & raised in the states and has no signs that he can even soeak Spanish.
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>>85951726
Do Pharah and Ana count as black people? I mean, they're technically from Africa.
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>>85951800
Egyptians have never been black. They're arabian.


If Pharah's father isn't soldier 76 it's probably a native american man.
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Keep your stupid Junkrat slash fiction away from Mei "Bae" Zhou
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>>85952021
>Junkrat Slash fiction
>featuring Mei
Are you trying to tell us she's a dude, anon?
Because that's fucked up.
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>>85951868
Egyptians are Egyptian, anon.
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>>85952146
Ethnicity is arabian though mate.
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>>85951726
Plus cow/horse skulls are a much more well-known image representing death than the Mexican barn owl superstition.
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>>85950960
>BWAHAHAHAHA
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>>85952268
But it's barely audible from a distance and after he activates.
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>>85951726
I dunno anon, If you cover up the bottom curve of his mask with your fingers it definitely looks like a barn owl skull.
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>>85951868
Nah dude it's totally Reinhardt, they both have massive boners for justice.
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>>85952268
I should've specified, a Global sound effect. Most other ults have loud dialogue lines that are actually more audible for the enemy team. Roadhogs doesn't seem to have that effect. Mostly your warning is him gunning you off the point.
Of course, his ult requires him to be pretty close to you, so you don't need a ton of warning.
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>>85935860
I love Tracer's reaction.
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>>85950495
What's great about it is that against Omnics, it has a tremendous intimidation factor.

It's the robot equivalent of getting bones and bloody pulp shot at you by a serial killer sumo.
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>>85935503
TRAITOR
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>>85952198
Ethnically they haven't changed since the 3rd century BC. Pan-Arab nationalists are liars, there was no great ethnic dispersal in Egypt, only the cultural adoption of the Arabic language.

There's more Greek in modern Egyptians than Arab.
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>>85952729
Huh. TIL.

Ancient Egyptians were closer to modern day arabians though right?
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>>85922965
...
Okay let's all get something out of the way.
Them trying to equate this to real world racism is fucking retarded and deeply insulting.
Secondly no one here believes for even a single nanosecond that human kind wouldn't have completely wiped out every single AI on the planet and had a full on Dune tier ban on artificial intelligence with penalty being public execution of said researchers and their entire damned family.
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>>85934415
>>85935955
>>85935996
I know it's a bit too late but I wanted to help roughly translate it anyways:
Panel 1 -
Little Girl: Dad!
Panel 2 -
Roadhog: Sweetie, you came.
Panel 3 -
Roadhog: I really wanted to see you.
Daughter: I really wanted to see you too Dad; it was really scary at school today.
Roadhog:What happened at school?
Panel 4 -
Daughter: My body was torn to pieces and the school caught on fire - - - - - - Dad was the only one to survive. That morning I threw a hissy fit - - - - - - you'd hate me; Dad said - - - - - - I really didn't see it - - - - - - ( honestly the words are too broken up to have any context so I stopped writing it half way, but the last few lines boil down to: Dad, dad, it hurts, save me, why are you the only one to have survived; it hurts, I want to die.)
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>>85952368
If you completely ignore 90% of his mask, sure it vaguely looks like a barn owl.
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>>85952368
What the fuck are you smoking?
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>>85952941
It's more like half the music.

Tbh I think it's meant to look like a mashup of different skulls.
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>>85952979
It's pretty blatantly a cow/horse skull. It looks absolutely nothing like a barn owl skull.
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>>85952776
No. They were closer to Syrians/Phoenicians and other North African tribes.

Arabs were an obscure herd of goat fuckers living in an isolated desert region until the rise of Islam.
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>>85953086
I am in no way an expert on ethnic groups, I just meant they somehow originated from an area on the arabian peninsula.
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>>85941128
That is the stupidest shit I've heard, and your stupid for giving this shit the time of day.

its a fucking game, you don't need to rationalize the lore of a fucking game.
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>>85952690
why is he like that
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>>85952917
>Daughter: My body was torn to pieces and the school caught on fire

Jesus Fucking Christ. I thought the horror of the strip lay just in how Roadhog couldn't remember the face of his daughter anymore and just had her mundane but excited daily anecdotes left, but that, that is fucked.
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>>85934948
They're probably going to make shorts for all of them. There's no real reason not to.
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Anyone have that image of the Overwatch lineup as Teachers?
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>>85953159
No, they didn't.
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>>85937782
Tumblr, that's why
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>>85949358
No, it came from reddit
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>>85953683
Well shit, I just looked it up and apparently many Egyptians were Arabian back around 7 AD... because of targeted arab rape campaigns
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>>85933148
Mah nigga
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>>85953062
or it's a fucking stylized mask.
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>>85949248
>It ain't Mei
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>>85944206

>JUNKRAT IN THE HOUSE
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>>85922965
Picture being Junkrat.

>You're born into an irradiated wasteland
>It became this way because, while the rest of the world was coming together to fight off a robot invasion, your country had a ragtag group of nobodies whose only options were "blow it all up" or "everyone dies"
>Years after the crisis ended, your country is still left to rot, there's not law or order because even the super special world police won't come to help your shithole, while poverty and hunger have been fixed worldwide, even in Africa
>You lose your arm and leg and your hair's always on fire
>Don't even have the material to fashion a proper leg replacement, you get a fucking peg
>NOW the world wants to accept and be pals with the things that caused your life to become a miserable hell where the only relief you feel is from watching things explode
Junkrat will make them remember
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>>85954057
PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0PvhgvEnd4
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>>85954108
Leave it to blizzard to make the villain/anti-hero the justified and right one while the titular Overwatch trusts those toasterniggers.
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>>85950710
The Junkrat is a 10/10 there
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>>85954108
Don't forget
>Find some rare treasure in the scrap
>Now hunted by his own people
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>>85953980
Of a stylized cow skull.
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>>85949500
I never thought about it this way. Jesus. Thicc AND crazy. And people ship Junkrat with Tracer.
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>>85955868
That's just some Perfidious Albion Imperialism.
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>>85954108
>>85954191
I think the only reason Junkrat and Roadhog wouldn't join up with Talon would be that they're afraid they'll get Mindbendered like Widowmaker was.
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>>85949432
>>85949500
>implying Mei is crazy

She's trying to save the world.
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>>85956007
>Implying Widowmaker was brainwashed
>Implyng Talon didn't reveal to her Gerard's dark secrets
>Implying she didn't spend the two weeks after her rescue struggling with the truth, until her suspicions were proven
>Implying she didn't kill Gerard and join Talon of her own free will
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>>85956007
Fuck Talon. Junkrat and Roadhog have their own thing going on, with blackjack and hookers.
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>>85956438
And explosions.
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>>85927617

Zenyatta x Zarya is best
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Nick Cage reviews Overwatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSRA6grpAEA
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>>85956981
>Shipping best girl with a filthy machine
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>>85959195
What's with Mercy? I mean he did used to be in a gang but he turned over a new leaf when he got in Overwatch.
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>>85932200
Scrap em', Zarya!
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>>85959319
debatable since technically he wasn't in the overwatch team, he was on the blackwatch team pulling dirty work with Reyes
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>tfw like the robots
>tfw also like the robot haters
what to do, what to do
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>>85927838
Best ship indeed
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>>85959812
Who can you fap to most?
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>>85959319
McCree was with Reaper's team so that comic may be insinuating Mercy didn't trust him
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>>85959813
Why'd you crop the bottom?
>>85938250
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>>85932079
It's called an outie you naive young man.
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>>85949777
This. Though, some would say that his irradiated insanity is his genius.
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>>85950846
This. So much. Seriously, the only time I've ever seen wirelessly connected robots work properly was Chappie with a physical data key that was needed to override all the security protocols to do damage to them.
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>>85951041
Because then they can actually make a story instead of worrying about how a MULTIPLAYER ONLINE SHOOTER justifies 2 agents from a team that absolutely hates the main agency working together.
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>>85941750
I saw a panel of an Omnic warning its human friend about the danger of Aanubis taking control before blowing its head off

>>85943910
I thought Anubis is still not destroyed, just sealed or was it under rubbles.
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>>85933935
If you can't enjoy something because you think other people you might not like enjoy it too, you're a fucking retard.
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>>85951800
No, they're Egyptian, and despite what liberals will tell you, Egyptians weren't black. They're Mediterranean, with strong ties to the middle east.
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>>85960427
WE
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>>85960829
ARE THE OVERWATCH
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>>85932200
Scrap 'em Zarya!
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>Australia
>race

No wonder everyone hates you /co/
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>>85944206
>no Papa Johns in Australia
IMMERSION RUINED
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>>85958976
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>>85922965
>actually used the graphic for the real Australian 100 dollar bill

Huh.

Glad they used Monash and not that horrible Opera singer.
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>>85927617
Anon, that's not how you spell Gency
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>>85962912
Every time someone mentions Gency I remember that Mercy was the one who helped save Genji's life and that she was very likely the one who gave him his cybernetic ass.
She had a lot of opportunities when rebuilding him to make "improvements".
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>>85928673
>>85928706
>>85928732

>not junker D.va.

The Artist had ONE JOB
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>>85943910
>implying the (old) gods haven't survived
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>>85932200
>no comic of nearly unconcscious Zarya getting defended by Bastion while Ganymede's jumping about and pecking at her so she doesn't go unconscious
I want Bastion to have a comic where he makes unlikely friends with one of the heroes. Torbjorn or Zarya, maybe Junkrat or something. Bastion needs friends.
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>>85964167

Bastion is a good dog.
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>we will never get an Immortan Hog skin
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>>85964192
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>>85964225
I'd be fine with getting voice lines of Junkrat screaming Witnessed!!! And Roadhog grunting Mediocre...
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>>85962777
>Zarya sees herself as a small school girl
That's pretty cute
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>>85964268
Speaking of which, why does Ana of all people have the "Witness me" line?
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>>85939772
>>85939808
varying degrees of want
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>>85964867
Memes
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>Reinhardt
>Fought against the Omnics
>Had all his buddies and teacher slain by the Omnics
>Saw innocents slain by Omnics
>But doesn't hold a grudge against them
>Even protects them, as seen in the cinematic trailer
Is Reinhardt the purest hero?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa4uUCkZOE

Overwatch is worth it for the memes.
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>>85966081
Reinhardt is the truest paladin.
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>>85966081
He's also slightly insane.
So, you know.
>>85966126
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlOWPM3Ioo
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>>85966198
>reinhardt everything as a fantasy world
>enemies are dragons and monsters
>couldn't handle the ptsd from the omnic crisis so he's envisioning himself in a magical world where there's no enemy that can't be defeated and no person that can't be saved
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>get kicked out of your home to house a bunch of robots that tried to kill everyone, because your government are pussies

I'd be PISSED.
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Junkrat a best
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>>85933935
All the butthurt, when tumblr found out Mei isn't a landwhale, was glorious.
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>>85966401
Got any caps of that? I need to see that trainwreck for myself.
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>>85966511
Nope, I don't save /v/ stuff. I'm sure some other anon will provide.
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Remove Omnic
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>>85950311
I saw speculation that Junkrat's tire has no controls in universe and that it just rolls around randomly. He just gets lucky. There's something about that I really like.
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>>85927617
I disagree
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>>85937863
>>85937900
>>85937927
Torbjorn like Mercy doesn't like it when his invetions get turned into weapons. During the Omnic crisis the omnics took his shit and turned it into some of the worst weapons of war imaginable.
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>>85966126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
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>>85950770
There is 5 shorts and several comics just go to the blizzard page to find all related media
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>>85953295
He dead son
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>>85938156
And the forced abbos out of their. Humans are scumbags, whites just happen to be the biggest
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>>85964271
It's canon that she sees herself as a cute girly girl
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>>85933132
>Teenage girl who plays videogames
>Does not hesitate to jump into a tiny mech and fight skyscraper-sized robot
>Does this out of patriotism and goodwill

>spoiled brat
Son, you drank too much of the mountain dew out of those dorito-crumb-rimmed martini glasses and seem to have started believing that the gremiln is anything but a clever meme.
>>
>>85969643

interesting if true
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>>85966081
No, just terrible at pattern recognition.
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>>85969643
Well, she is a cute girly girl, just with 100 pounds of extra muscle
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>>85927617
I kindly disagree
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>>85966081
He is the most pure soul
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>>85951082
The difference with TF2 is that they didn't have a story initially outside of their "Meet the" videos but what they did add doesn't outright contradict the game itself.
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>>85969643
I don't believe that. All of her actions indicate she's proud of her huge muscles, she doesn't really do girlish things
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>>85970947
She dyed her hair and painted her nails pink just to show off her femininity.
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Fingers crossed for SOME Sombra info during this week's Pax West.
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>>85970947
These people are trained killers. Rationalizing shit is in their job description.
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>>85969620
>the biggest

Correction - the most skilled at scumbaghood.
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>>85970918
I'll generally play as Lucio if there's a Rein on my team, because I like the idea that it's the old and new hearts of Overwatch teaming up. Me, helping the old man get a few more GLORIOUS missions in before he fades away and grandpa teaching the new blood about hope and righteousness in the face of the odds.

In gameplay terms it works, also, since I can keep him healed, deal moderate chip damage and boop any flankers away.
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>>85971463
Zarya isn't a trained killer. She just showed up immediately when war came to her village out of patriotism. She just happens to be a prodigy with the cannon she tore off a tank with her bare hands.
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>>85971639
Wasn't she just a professional power lifter before becoming a soldier?
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>>85971728
Olympic powerlifter, yes.
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>>85971498
>dat pic

And now Europe is being settled by Muslims.
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>>85935503
I'm surpsied how beloved Reinhardt is on this board, I wonder why?
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>>85972046
Everyone loves Reinhardt. Even /v/.
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>>85970605
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>>85934212
That's one sexy autist.
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>>85972046
Reinhardt is basically a cheesy superhero. If he was a little more comedic he'd basically be Aquaman from BM:BATB
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>>85969260
this
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>>85959319
McPedo
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>>85972491
He just likes the number 12 is all
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>>85971728
Yes. Power lifters aren't trained killers.
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>>85972560
Not what I was getting at m8.
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>>85938516
Toa just means fire in Maori IIRC
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>>85972595
I think I've lost the thread, then.
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>>85959195
*Untips Hat*
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>>85972625
I was agreeing that Zarya isn't a trained killer.
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>>85972732
I'd say of the cast, only a handful of them are. The rest are just loose cannon weirdos whose day to day life seems to involve potent improvised weaponry. It's like you've got boring army dumbasses, but then a secondary force within them of MacGyvers.
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>>85972838
Plus, a simple housewife.
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>>85969558
I meant why is the armor just sitting there from what I've read about the guy he may have saved Europe from that huge omnic army bastion was apart off why would they just leave his armor there to rust
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>>85973057
I assume they left the village as a monument to the Crusaders' sacrifice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mHJp-doOak
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>>85959972

That, plus honestly given the work he did Mercy probably wouldn't feel comfortable with a kid associating with him even if she did trust him.

Mercy seems like the sort of person who would be all "please do not socialize children with professional killers". Mercy can't do anything about the fact that Ana is Pharah's mom, but she can try and minimize the damage.
>>
So how long until that 100 page graphic novel?
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>>85973168
also what did they do that was so great?
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>>85973349
Held the fucking line.
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>>85950710
I like how Roadhog in this isn't the weird super passive version every fan thing portrays him as
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>>85973349
Make a giant last stand against the Omnics to protect the city despite knowing they would all face certain death
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>>85973389
Even the official stuff doesn't have him talk much even though he's perfectly capable of speaking
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>>85973389
Even the official comic has him being the quote unquote voice of reason, at least around Junkrat. I think he's generally just a guy with only one speed, and it's Death March. He may not seem very aggressive, but he's got no off switch. He never stops being a one-man apocalypse.
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>>85973349
They were frontline defenders during the Omnic crisis. They stopped a city from being obliterated with nothing but hammers and shields.
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>>85973349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg
You can see them in action at around 5:16
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>>85973499
Unfortunately they trained the German army wrong on purpose...as a joke.
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>>85973380
>>85973403
>>85973453
yeah but how that army was huge and I'm pretty sure there were giant robots and flying warships involved how could they stop them?
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>>85973543
But they were great
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>>85973575
They lived for people bringing it on.
>>
>>85973543
>>85973584
>implying that army was not made of Slavic refugees seeking revenge
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>>85973575
>how could they stop them?
WITH THE POWER OF STRENGTH, HONOR AND JUSTICE!

JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
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>>85973660
FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
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>>85973575
HELD.
THE FUCKING.
LINE.
>>
JUSTICE A SHIT
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>>85973660
>>85973673
>>85973739
FUCKING
PALADINS
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>>85933358
>Gassing robots
Erm...
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>>85922965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRd7Pvh2R78
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>>85922965
lel
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>>85974161
Chlorine gas.
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>>85973389
I really like in the rare voice line in the game where a Junkrat says something and he says "Do you ever SHUT UP?!"
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>>85972046
People love jolly old men, it's universal. He's basically Santa in a robo-suit.
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>>85972046
Reinhardt is a future Don Quixote.
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>>85978692
And Don Quixote was practically a proto-Batmab
>>
>Roadhog caused the Outback to be a nuclear wasteland.
>Junkrat was 5 at the time.
>Roadhog probably didn't agree to gaurd him for the money, but the guilt of turning an intelligent kid into a explosion obsessed psycho.
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>>85978806
Pretty much.
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>>85978806
Roadhog's been through some shit, it's not really surprising that he's gone bugfuck crazy after everything that's happened to him. At least he seems at peace now, in his own psychotically homicidal way.
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>>85973262
November
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>>85972046
Because
> Sword Saint: Swordsmanship maxes out, and become able to draw Raid, the Dragon Sword.
> Arrow avoidance: he cannot be hit by projectiles. (this is why sword that Elsa threw went around him on its own)
> Arrow guarantee: any projectile he uses is guaranteed to hit the target
> Magic resistance: No curses, debuffs, or buffs can affect him
> Fire avoidance: 80% reduction from fire damage
> Wind absorption: 80% of wind magic is absorbed
> Earth resistance: Earth magic have 80% reduced effect on him
> Water reflection: 80% water magic is reflected
> Darkness immunity: 80% of darkness magic is nullified
> Light sharing: 80% light magic is shared to another target
> Swiftness: He can move at superhuman speed. This affects mounts as well
> Riding mastery: He can ride any animals
> Initiative: He cannot be ambushed, and all initial attacks from Reinhardt connects
> First attack immunity: The first time an attack is performed at Reinhardt, it always misses.
> Preceding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him
> Rain blessing: He gains power in rain
> Sun blessing: He gains power in sunny weather
> Night's blessing: He gains power during night
> Morning blessing: he gains power during morning
> Mind reading: Vague understanding of what's on other people's mind
> Item mastery: able to know how to use any item he holds
> Unarmed mastery: Very strong even without any weapons
> Blessing of War god: able to use any weapons masterfully
> Blessing of Lake: Can walk on water
> Blessing of Mist: Mist do not hinder his view
> Blessing of Cloud: can walk on cloud
> Blessing of lightning: Lightning will never strike him
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>>85983651
> Sodium knowledge: He will never get salt and sugar mixed up
> Taste king: No matter how he cook, the food will come out delicious
> Blessing of Frying, Steaming, Boiling = complete mastery of all the cooking methods
> Clothes designing: Can design fabulous clothes that will surely start a fad
> Master Teacher: His students become successful in learning
> Training mastery: Can train not only his body, but also other people, to their maximum potential
> Poison immunity: Immune to all poison
> Illness immunity: Immune to all sickness and disease
> Power bleeding: Bleeding actually makes him stronger
> Blessing of the Phoenix: Upon death, he is granted a "continue?" once
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>>85950066
Say it to my face, cunt
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>>85983651
>>85983661
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>>85980775
Violence is usually the answer.
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>>85980775
What do you mean? The two of them seem like just normal Australians. Like, that's an Aussie's natural state. Have you never been there?
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>>85983651
>>85983661
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When are they going to get to the Sombra factory?!
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>>85983768
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>>85970947
She can be both.

Like you can be both.

Its okay,.
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>>85985776
>Average game with Widowmaker and Hanzo on Attack
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>>85985850
>"We need a healer"
>only tank goes Ana
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>>85969643
>used to be young
>was going to be an Olympic legend
>gave it all up to protect her country in its time of need
>became a war hero
>but the war
>the war NEVER stops
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>>85987577
But that's the beauty of being a tank. You're going to get hit and hit and hit, but you keep standing back up to protect your team. To quote Pitt the Elder: "it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
>>
I kind of look forward to the lore going forward. Who started the Omnic crisis? Who's behind the current events of the series? Is Mercy actually as evil as her actions make her seem? Will the Korean monster become an event in the game?

So many questions...
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>>85988327
I hope Jack's spent the last few years as Soldier: 76 drawing up this massive conspiracy theory where Talon is responsible for absolutely everything only to find out that the Omnics rebelled on their own and Gabriel's decision to betray him was entirely his.
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>>85935561
>>85930131
>have Zarya and Roadhog on the same team in Eichenwalde
>Zarya proclaims that Russia won't suffer the same fate as the town
>Roadhog just laughs derisively

That was quite vicious.
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>>85988327
>Is Mercy actually as evil as her actions make her seem?
She was just trying to help.
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>>85988573
There's clearly a shadowy puppet master pulling all the strings. Probably one of the moon gorillas.
>>85989274
She should maybe stop trying to help. Everything she does turns into an abomination.
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>>85988055

LORD PALMERSTON!
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>>85962777
>genji sees zarya as a stand user
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>>85990343
PITT. THE. ELDER!
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>>85987577
Does everybody in Overwatch have a sad backstory?
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>>85991520
D.Va doesn't.
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>>85992034
She's Korean. Sad enough.
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>>85992034
She had a pet dog...once.
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>>85953295
He's drunk off his ass.
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>>85992708
Hey Japan, how's it goin?
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>>85992034
I mean, she's basically a child soldier who got forced into enlisting because "Hey you're pretty good at video games"
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>>85991520
Yes. It's somewhat jarring considering how colorful and silly the game itself is.
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>>85994195
>forced into enlisting
Well, the alternative was to be killed by the Omnic in the water.

Which I hope comes into play for a game mode. A guy in /v/ had a neat idea for horde mode where you'd have to fight against it, past its defenses and inside of it, to put it back to sleep for a while.
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>>85989492
Genji seems fine now.
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>>85994380
He's mopey. "I don't feel like I belong anywhere anymore. A-bloo-bloo-blooooooo!"

I mean, he probably didn't get a replacement dick, so there's that, but come on, bud. You're alive at least.
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>>85994431
"THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!!!!!!"

"Your telling me it survived your near death?"

"... No..."
>>
It was only lately that I realized D.va was still streaming her fights. She's basically taken to Future Twitch to do snuff films. That's her story in Overwatch.
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>>85994478
Doesn't it have to be sold commercially for it to be a snuff film?
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>>85994431
She had to install an angst drive to keep him vaguely stable. Side effect is that he's hot for teacher.
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>>85949500
Mercy is still pretty fresh. She says it herself.
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>>85994510
>>Doesn't it have to be sold commercially for it to be a snuff film?
I'm sure it's monetized in some way. It's a gaming stream.
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>>85994535
Fair enough.
>>
No one ever notices, but I take a certain perverse joy in using Zarya's smiling face spray to cover up the Hakuna Matatta vigil photo in Kings Row. Like "this is sure depressing. Let's fix this up!"
>>
>>85994431
He's still rather chill. And he'll learn to belong again soon enough and after Mercy fucked the rest of his depression out of him.
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>>85994523
And gave him the dragon dick. Sorry I don't have the picture for that where I'm currently at.
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>>85933170
It will depend on what form the AI will take. I doubt we are going to have sapient butlers walking around, complaining of wanting wages. I've no idea what a big super intelligent computer will want.

That said, I can't imagine anything more monstrous than treating newformed life like the movie Ex Machina.
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>>85994529
Mercy will live forever through the power of nanomachines.
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>>85995609
In all honesty if we do make AI then the people who make them will be fanboys of AI who'll be adorable, doting parents to it.

>"Do I have a soul?"
>"That's the big question of the universe, ain't it little man?"
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>>85922965
Racism is always justified
>>
>>85995901
>WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
>Nanomachines, Reyes
>>
>>85995609
That'd be a sick skin.
>>
>>85995952
Just like Frankenstein, good parenting is the key. And not giving Jr. access to nukes, just in case.
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>>85995609
Is that Talon tracer?
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>>85995988
Some villaiin-ish skins would be cool if they won't make more Talon characters for a long time.
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>>85996069
Yes, and Overwatch Widowmaker.
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>>85995988
It is going to be difficult for any skin to replace Olympic Tracer. Dat belly, man.
>>
>>85994354
>A guy in /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-SL8RjVXQ
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>>85996234
That skin would have been perfect without the cape
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>>85996446
It kinda covers up her butt, yeah.
Unfortunate.
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>>85996479
The ass that started a whole controversy.
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>>85996707
I love how people try to spin it and say "It wasn't the ass! It was that it was out of character!"

Like yeah it wasn't something that really represented her character, but the person who complained in the forums literally said they hated it because it was sexualized.
>>
>>85996735
But the team already planned on switching it out the next build. The one they switched it to is from an old famous pinup which is cool.
>>
>>85996799
Yeah I know, what I'm saying is that the first person to complain was complaining because it sexualized the character, not because it was "out of character" the way she was posed, but that it ruined the character because she was sexualized.
>>
I find it weird that Reaper is clearly supposed to be a parody of babby's first edgy OC character but then they give him this sad backstory with him being in a constant state of notDeath and all
>>
>>85996961
It helps that he was edgy as fuck before hand. Jack and Ana were really his only friends.
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>>85937863
He likes dealing with machinery, but he doesn't like machinery dealing with him.
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>>85997068
Gabe is the best.
>>
>>85997474
The fact that the other OW members only hung out with Gabe because Jack was always around him literally made him that one friend you had in highschool.
>>
>>85970875
>"I knew I designed that screw on penis for a reason."
>>
>>85997502
He wasn't always a cock. Ana's dialogue about "what happened to him" makes it seem like they considered him a friend until Geneva. And Reinhardt's "traitor!" seems more angry than any of his other lines. I think no one realized the level of anger Gabriel harbored until it was too late.

The only thing worse than what happened to him is finding out that WM actually DOES feel and a part of her old psyche is still inside her.
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>>85945831
More like if they were all men...

widow and maybe symmetra are the only ones that look right
>>
>>85998437
You have a terrible eye for asses.
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>>85998628
Is it time? The part of any OW thread where it degenerates into cake, cheese and/or beef?
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>>85938113
Unlike in Overwatch, real Aussie racism IS totally justified.
>>
>>85998743
Against emus, you mean?
>>
>>85998714
Na. That pic has been there for days and discussion has still been going.
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"Let Mercy go, Reyes! Let. Her. Go"
"You turned her against me!"
"You have done that yourself!"
" YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!"
"Your anger and your lust for the Strike-Commander position have already done that. You have allowed this evil organization to twist your mind until now, you have become the very thing you swore to fight against"
"Don't lecture me Jack. I know the ways of Overwatch. I don't fear the world as you do! I would have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire"
"YOUR NEW EMPIRE!?"
"Don't make me kill you"
"Reyes, my allegiance is to Overwatch, to freedom!"
"If you are not with me, then you are my enemy"
"Only a Talon agent deals in absolutes. I will do what I must as Commander"
"You will try...[teleports behind Jack] DIE DIE DIE"

"I have failed you Reyes! I have failed you"
"I should have known Overwatch was planning to take over"
"Reyes, Talon is evil!"
"But from my point of view, Overwatch is evil!"
"THEN YOU ARE LOST"
>>
So, wait. Was Gabriel also part of the supersoldier program that produced Morrison?
>>
>>85998628
You have terrible eyes in general
>>
>>85998897
Its actually where they met. Reye's took a liking to Jack and recruited him into his strike force, along with the rest of the OG Overwatch crew.
>>
>>85998743
From my perspective, when you take somebody's whole continent, getting mad at them for huffing gasoline seems a bit petty in comparison.
>>
>>85998952
They aren't mad at the abbos, they're covering there asses so abbos sniffing fuel isn't used against them by abbo rights people.
>>
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>>85927617
i dig the do
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>>85996234
Indeed.
>>
>>86000469
I don't get this
>>
>>86001315
It's weeaby goofiness.
>>
>>85959195
source?
>>
>>85933148
End yourself
>>
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>>85996446
>>85996479
That concerns me as well, but the cape can move out of the way.
>>
>>85932200
Scrap 'em Zarya!
>>
>>85996094
Literally the next character is a Talon operative.
>>
>>85996961
I don't think he was intended to be a parody at first.
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>>86004574
Isn't Umbra working with Overwatch?
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