JSA Storytime: Batman and the Outsiders

IM NOT A FAGGOT DAD

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>>85921664
Here, have some bitter frustration:

https://twitter.com/JamesDRobinson/status/771116840089071616

https://twitter.com/JamesDRobinson/status/771116960767541248


:(

>>85921664
SO DID YOU READ THE NEW SUICIDE SQUAD, STORYTELLER?!

I finished listening to the Jimenez podcast we were discussing in one of the other threads (wasn't that great imo, poor audio quality and I didn't really like the questions they asked). He mentioned the same thing that came up in our discussion about giving WW an Amazon gf, kind of not right if they're supposed to be her aunts.

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>>85921697
Katana's pretty chill

>>85921734
Actually no, I got caught up and couldn't make it to my LCS

no spoil please

>DC Reports 12 Million REBIRTH Issues 'Shipped' This Summer

>Eleven issues topped 200,000, more than 60 issues exceeded 100,000 and

>21 titles went back to print multiple times

>Rebirth titles are enjoying a 29 percent higher lift than the company’s previous relaunch in 2011, DC COMICS – THE NEW 52, with the top 10 titles being a combination of core classics, new titles and some surprises—including the top-selling book HARLEY QUINN #1, with more than 400,000 copies shipped.

Thunderbolts is still ugly but today's was probably the first issue I actually cared a little about.

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>>85921763
Otto Schmidt got an exclusive, accordingly

DC Digital First Dickgirls fucking when

>>85921697
I like how James Robinson's avatar picture makes him look like an ageing Satan.

>>85921799
>an elseworld where all the dc women have feminine penises

>>85921697
The good old days, when Gotham-2 was full of battling Kaiju and there was no Val in sight.

>>85921799
I do wonder if he gets some gentle ribbing in the office about that.

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>>85921802
I think that's 99% on purpose

look at that Jeff pose, that's amazing

>>85921734
I read it, it was OK. Very intentionally first original Squad issue? IDK. I'd be more hyped if it was building to something, but I'm still glad of it.

>>85921824
I can't decide if /co/ would whine over 'SJW tranny pandering, of furiously masturbate to it.

Probably both, now that I think about it.

>>85921824
It's like that one elseworlds where they have to use Superman's super-sperm to breed a new race, but nobody realised all Kryptonians have dicks. Kara is just all "Uh, yeah?"

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>>85921834
time for maximum woobie

>>85921738
I find podcasts so hard to get into. Have to fight not to tune out, and hate it when they throw in random spotlighting or songs. I always feel like a total autist that I can't even listen to a fucking podcast, but I couldn't manage that Jimenez one.

>>85921904
The weirdest part is that it was a not-so-subtle commentary on the military-industrial complex.

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>>85921931

I know you said you're behind on K6BD OP, but if you feel like catching up today's page was a Good Page.

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>>85921985
I enjoy it when Khouri trolls Wheeler

>>85921941
I usually listen to them when I'm not doing something that requires a lot of concentration like cooking, walking, etc.

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>>85922023

>>85921985
Bagenda exclusive when, Khouri?

>>85921985
Why is Khouri so based?

>>85921834
I love this so much

>>85922059
Or ferreira

>>85922066
He's not, but hey, this cancerous thread is literally /co/mblr, so why not?

>>85921931
>>85921978
>>85922023
>>85922052
This needs to be something staged to motivate Batman more regularly. I mean, imagine the Batkids doing this.

>>85922023
I don't think he's trolling.

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>>85922052

>>85922108
I've been here for longer than tumblr has existed.

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>>85922129
MAYME

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>>85922152

>>85922129
Why is Katana so great?

>>85921763
>some surprises
>Harley Quinn
>It's a surprise that Harley sold well
This triggers me for some reason. I think anyone who finds this surprising shouldn't be doing comic-related things

>>85922129
Katana's sword is more a falchion than a katana.

>>85922140
Eh, tumblr politics are just livejournalx10.

>>85921697
Metamorpho looks like he's doing like Phosphorous Karate Chop.

>>85922191
>an INFERNO tie-in!

>>85922203
I never had or used livejournal, either.

This issue is pretty great so far. Though, kinda messed up what the Outsiders did to Batman

>>85921799
Six reaction faces in one panel! What a bargain!

>>85922248
maybe batman shouldn't be such a punk bitch then

>>85922248
It's super ~comics~ and I really like it. Shit, it's almost meta.

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>>85922191

>>85922248
they are just trying to help

>>85921834
>Batman's secret identity
Spoiler this shit, op! You're twice the faggot you usually are!

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>>85922303

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>>85921799
I don't know why this panel amuses me so much, but it does.

Probably just the dramatic lighting on Brion going all "The Man Who Sold The World" with his hands.

>>85921697
Would just like to point out those pages were meant for the annual that ended up having the origin of Red Tornado Lois.

I wish women would just fuck off already
Nobody thinks you actually read comics (or read for that matter), you can stop pretending

>>85921963
Good. Poor LCSes, though.

>>85922319
>He thinks Batman is Bruce Wayne

Come on Anon, it's just comics. I've seen Batman and Bruce Wayne together, this is just something to make rich boy look better.

>>85922347
But who will finish the story time?

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>>85922319
I'm tired, anon :(

>>85922338
fuck this world :(

>>85922347
LOL

>>85922347
But if she can't read, how can she read you telling her to fuck off? Checkmate.

>>85922347
It's fucked-up that your life brought you to this post m8.

>>85921941
Podcasts are for when you're doing something that doesn't require that much focus.

Also, there are all kinds of podcasts, you might just be listening to the wrong kind to maintain your interest.

>>85921963
>implying slott can be stopped

>10/15 Amazing Spider-Man #1 - 265,073 [+9,953] [+9,247]
>10/15 Amazing Spider-Man #2 - 111,322 (-58.0%)
>11/15 Amazing Spider-Man #3 - 93,848 (-15.7%)
>12/15 Amazing Spider-Man #4 - 82,066 (-22.6%)
>12/15 Amazing Spider-Man #5 - 79,122 (- 3.6%)
>01/16 Amazing Spider-Man #6 - 76,517 (- 3.3%)
>02/16 Amazing Spider-Man #7 - 75,357 (- 1.5%)
>02/16 Amazing Spider-Man #8 - 71,599 (- 5.0%)
>03/16 Amazing Spider-Man #9 - 88,164 (+23.1%)
>04/16 Amazing Spider-Man#10 - 73,643 (- 16.5%)
>04/16 Amazing Spider-Man#11 - 67,446 (- 8.4%)
>05/16 Amazing Spider-Man#12 - 74,963 (+11.1%)
>06/16 Amazing Spider-Man#13 - 65,519 (-12.6%)
>06/16 Amazing Spider-Man#14 - 65,646 (+ 0.2%)
>>AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #15 (MAR) - 87,994

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>>85922191

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>>85922411
even Mephisto can't break up Slott and Spider-Man

>>85922411
Those are pretty bad sales for that book imo tbqh.

Why the bump at #15 though?

>>85922417
Katana is real good at that cutting gasmask thing.

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>>85922417
this is some classic Batman shit, here, in the art

>>85922322
>when you're done with her, can I have what's left?
ewwwww

>>85922448
Start of Dead No More stuff, maybe.

>>85922152
Looks like an EPIC MAYME, brosef.

>>85922473
>moveless lake

>>85921545
Yummy Young Animal variants

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>>85922473

>>85922473
This is so beautiful

>>85922215
Well played.

>>85922152
>BL has heard of harakiri
>20 years before the animu invasion
>and he's a Trekkie
N-No, I must remain faithful to the husbando I already have!

>>85922473
"I am vengeance. I am the night ".

How was the Earth 2 Society annual this week?

>>85921697
Whos robo arm guy?

>>85922544
more than one waifu ruins your laifu anon

but BL would be a good husbando

>>85922574
LOL

>>85922544
Be like OP, and get a harem of waifus and husbandos.

>>85922397
No, this isn't Checkmate, it's Batman and the Outsiders.

We haven't read anything Checkmate since that Suicide Squad crossover.

>>85922574
nobody storytimed it so I dunno

>>85922411
Man, those numbers are looking pretty dire. They should consider a new #1 already.

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>>85922599
WAs this the Worst Dad, Dick Grayson issue?

>>85922626
it did get posted but I didn't read it

>>85922574
They finally decided on Dick's kid's name and hair color.

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>>85922657

>>85922657
Yeah

>>85922544
>not being a pure slut with one husbando per series

unless you already dedicated yourself to Geo-Force, that's understandable

>>85922648
That's why The Clone Conspiracy is getting an event mini while the main title becomes a side-stories thing with Slott's loyal understudy Gage.

>>85922544
He was a brave man. Being a Blerd in athletics in the 70s would have been hard.
So much bullying.

>>85922576
Joe Chill?

>>85922668
Who gets the creator credit for him?

>>85922668
I thought it was agreed that he was John Thomas.

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>>85922681
D'AWWWWWW

we already read the Annual, sooo

>>85922657
>Giant robot arms Rex.

Rex is the truth and the glory.

>>85922701
I miss when those two were telling Hank Pym stories.

>>85922745
Of course, named after his father.

>>85922762
Loved this issue. My favourite so far.

>>85922762
At least they managed to keep straight faces over his shocking secret identity.

>>85922764
Spider-Man has brought out the worst in Slott.

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>>85922808
it's cute, CUTE!

>>85922856
OLYMPICS!

Someone get Jeff his steroids!

This is 1980s Willingham, how lewd does this get?

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>>85922520
>Whitewashing Mayme

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>>85922895
there's a DATE!

>>85922626
>>85919024

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>>85922923
dammit, Rex

>>85922923
>Uncensored Hand holding

HOLY SHIT STORYTELLER, SPOILERS! WHAT IF THERES KIDS READING?!

>>85922973
oh, thank you

>>85922923
L E W D
E
W
D

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>>85922988
she knows you blocked her!

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>>85923044

>>85922973
well that was fucking boring

god I hate Worst Dick

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>>85923044
oh my gosh

pure husbando

>>85923099
>Tatsu in aerobics gear.

DANGEROUSLY MILFY.

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>>85922657

>>85922988
>Trash Receptacle
Fuck, I thought he was talking about Halo at first.

So that Outhousers article about preorders

> Now, selling comics in grocery stores was fucking great, if your idea of fucking great is that lots of people end up reading comics. Having comics in places where things other than comics are sold is a remarkably effective way to clue people into the fact that comics are things that exist and which they might be interested in reading. I would venture to say it's the most effective way. More effective than massively popular superhero movies, more effective than hype campaigns on comic book websites, and more effective than shoving a million of them into the latest Loot Crate shipment.

>>85923121
Every issue I regret more and more that Halo never got sorted into a teen team with Katana dragged along and going full MOM on the entire team.

>>85922923
at least the fingers aren't laced, she'd basically be pregnant

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>>85923121

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>>85923204
OH, it's him

>>85923121
B E S T
E
S
T

B O Y
O
Y

>>85923165
>>> Now, selling comics in grocery stores was fucking great, if your idea of fucking great is that lots of people end up reading comics.

O-Okay?

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>>85923224
Ooh, a hard grader

>tfw we never get Outsiders adaptation

>>85923165
The thing I most don't get about this notion is that do these people really live in places where people buy reading material from supermarkets? The closest I've done to that is getting Harry Potter books at Wal-Mart because they launched the earliest since they are 24/7 stores.

>>85923284
>tfw beware the batman got close

>>85923224
It's 1984. Morpheus is still gonna be in an English basement for another few years.

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>>85923294
people buy magazines at supermarkets, but you can get literally hundreds of pages of glossy shiny ads as well as some content for 6 bucks

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>>85923347

>>85923284
C'mon anon. Maybe that's where the Batfleck solo movies are leading...

Batfleck 2 has him pull Katana from the Suicide Squad, and him gather the others, and then they.... something?
Fight the Nuclear Family, maybe?

>>85923294
I guess its the idea of putting them on peoples' radars in general.

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>>85923377

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>>85923414
>these in comics credits, with ages

>>85923294
>The thing I most don't get about this notion is that do these people really live in places where people buy reading material from supermarkets?

It used to be very common.
And heck, the only place you can buy a book nowadays in my town is the grocery store.


But comics from newsstands are dead, dead, dead, and it isn't even entirely the Diamond Monopoly's fault.

>>85923381
You don't actually believe that

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>>85923430
oh Halo, you scamp

>>85923454
No, no I don't. Batman and the Outsiders: The Movie would be a Good Thing, and Snyder wouldn't let a Good Thing happen.

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>>85923474
I dunno, that was a lot meaner than just "noise in the alley"

>>85923430
>mixing up Greek and Roman names
Get it together, Bruce.

>>85923474
>Halo unleashes the level 10 cockblock: The Child Bride.

I hope this leads to an escalating circle of romantic interference, worthy of preceding the Suicide Pies epic.

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>>85923488
WAIT

WHAT

>>85923488
Right, this may actually ruin his reputation.

>>85923474
She's just protecting pure husbando from that pink haired skank.

>>85923488
I didn't know Halo had such a mean streak. I find it kind of attractive actually...

>>85923488
>Women
>Understanding proportional responses
>Ever

>>85923543
I don't approve of this at all.

>>85923543
whaaaaaaaaaat

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>>85923592
I don't either

>>85923543
This is gonna raise some eyebrows on the team...

>>85923543
S L U T S
L
U
T
S

And aren't they half siblings?

>>85923543
Nice

>>85923623
No, that's Terra.

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>>85923613
that's one pancake faced Ronnie

>>85923543
this is not ok

>>85923623
That was him and Terra.

>>85923621
I hope Katana kicks his ass.

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>>85923681
disheveled Batman is pretty hot

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I'm glad people have finally started to appreciate this underrated C-lister.

t. the original Geo-Force poster

haha not really, but can you imagine?

>>85923681
When did Black Lightning get purple eyes?

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>>85923747
>>85923755
Bless his heart

>>85923747
I'm pretty sure the heir to the throne of a country is going to cheer for their country, you sports pundit boob.

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>>85923801

>>85923755
Internet Man was such a fag.

>>85923755
>no Morrison Geo-Force/WW teamup OGN

why even live

>>85923747
>Yes, Bob, but Mr. Pierce and I have never met.
>We certainly don't live together at Wayne Manor and serve on the same superhero team called the Outsiders. No sirree, Bob.

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>>85923867
I'd read that with the first of an angry god

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>>85923908

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>>85923928
>it's a stealth arena arc

thanks for reading! more tomorrow, then off friday-monday

>>85923908
>New Olympians

I guess New Gods was already taken

>>85923908
... Has Wonder Woman ever fought Maxie Zeus? Because I feel like that would be goddamn hilarious.

>>85923347
>setting her up with a aJapanese man
How casually racist of you Halo.

>>85923943
thanks again OP

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Shaner TT Rebirth variant
Muh dick.

>>85923430
In comic credits are better than at the beginning. Doesn't spoil characters showing up like the recent Batman issue.

>>85924137
That's Damian. Dick is in Titans now.

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>>85923943
>it's a stealth arena arc


Awwwwwwww yeah, break out that tournament bracket

>>85923943
Can't wait, OP!

>>85924137
cute

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>>85924169
My cosmos is burning on it's own!

>>85924137
oh, that's very nice! BB a cute

speaking of Shaner:

https://twitter.com/DocShaner/status/770639973070491648
https://twitter.com/TomKingTK/status/770805632425492480

my dream lives on ;_;

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>>85923943
See you tomorrow then.

>>85924225
>Venditti not on GLs anymore

I hope I live to see the day

>>85924137
That's all fine and good... but more Future Quest faster please?

>>85924252
H-he can't stay forever, he'll get bored eventually!

>>85923908
Diana a qt

>>85924293
we said this about Slott on Spider-Man

>>85924137
Really bothers me Starfire, Raven, and Beastboy are still in the Teen Titans.

>>85923908
How's that sex change treating you, Dream?

>>85924375
I hope I don't have to live through two more GL relaunches and whatever the Superior equivalent would be

I just want him to leave

>>85924427
I don't mind Starfire since she's clearly the mom, the other two not being allowed to grow up is odd though.

>>85924451
>whatever the Superior equivalent would be
Sinestro IS the Greater Green Lantern.

>>85924524
>Sinestro in Hal's Body banging his own daughter

I never knew how badly I want this

>>85924459
Raven and Beast Boy have been on the Teen Titans through 36 years and 4 Robins

>>85924427
They're starting up ANOTHER new Doom Patrol.
Just punt Beast Boy over into that. It's where he comes from and where he belongs. Let him and his constantly vacillating age be in the freak show.

Stop using Raven altogether until they have more plots for her than "Trigon is make me evils agains."

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>>85924548
Hey, let's be fair. Five Robins.

>>85924548
I've not read much TT, but that would drive me fucking crazy and probably will whenever I get around to reading TT.

>>85924725
At least in Raven's case she was basically gone from the mid 90s to early 00s until DC brought her back for Johns' run and deaged her some I think since the show was in development

>>85924787
I wonder how hold she's supposed to be in the upcoming TT? she looks really young, she's young in that DTV that came out a while ago

I wonder if this is the youngest she's been

>>85924835
They should just say Gar and Raven are incapable of getting older or something or Raven reincarnates into a young teenage girl every so often or every time Trigon shows up

>>85922544
You do know that America fought a war with Japan a few decades before this, right?

There were a few stories about it in the news at the time and afterward, the occasional discussion of Japanese culture here and there.

Why, there were even some cartoons drawn on the subject! That occasionally depicted the Japanese as hara-kiri-crazy nuts!

Truly, Jefferson Pierce must be the most learned of scholars of the orient.

>>85923165
Honestly, if it hadn't been for the impressive array of comics sold in my local grocery store's magazine aisle throughout my youth, I probably wouldn't be nearly as into them as I am today.

>>85925596
A lot of people take their kids with them when they go shopping for groceries. Thats how I got all my comics when I was a kid. I'd save up my allowance and they buy whatever looked cool at the supermarket.

>>85925736
Likewise.

Plus, our "local comic store" was owned and operated by a total asshole who'd physically assault you if you dared to even flip through a book before buying it.

Wasn't exactly conducive to cultivating the interest of any but the richest children (of which I was not one).

Never got treated like that at the grocery store.

>>85924448
Dream looks like whatever, whoever, Dream wants to look like.

>>85925962
>physically assault you if you dared to even flip through a book before buying it.

wut

>>85926115
Not kidding. He only targeted the poor kids, when their parents weren't around, so he never had the cops pay any attention to his antics that I'm aware of.

He was a real bastard. I grew up thinking Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons was an example of a NICE comic store owner.

>>85921799
Wait a minute, this was the plot of a movie.

>>85922129
>No
>Wait, yes.
>Follow that Batman.

>>85922191
>I'm tired of these motherfucking snake in my motherfucking Gotham!

>>85922473
I love how they use the crazy giant ass Moon from the Golden Age days.

>>85922520
Bruce just bulldogged a guy from a few stories up.

I'm sorry, but that kills people.