how does this crazy fucker plan to bring the dcu to life.

>>85917435
By making sweet love to it.

>>85917435
By autofellating himself and cumming on his own face.

>>85917435
You know, I'd like to see him do at least one more multiversal epic before he dies or I die. His fifth world saga is probably my favourite comic book story.

>>85917458
>>85917471
h-how so ?

>>85917543
He will cum the DC universe in his mouth.

>yfw Grant Morrison is cast as Lex Luthor Sr in the DCEU

>>85917684
i want this so much

By dying.

>>85917735
it might be a good trade-off
but still>>85917653
how does he do it. /tv/ baneposters managed to crash a plance with no shervivors and /pol/ has managed to meme a cartoon frog into a god and trump into a top presidential canditate.

how will morrison meme dc characters into existence ? he might need our help you know

>>85917872
ITS simple really. A lot of neet meme magicians start shitposting about seeing batman or superman fly around. Then we start seeing weird shit like people with names similar to clark kent or bruce wayne. Commence the mandela effect, some people remember them always being part of our universe/continuity, other will not but it won't really matter.

It's pretty simple. But in order to pull it off an entire religion needs to be built around worshiping dc characters. This needs way too much man power

>>85917684
>>85917721
Let him be the monitor when they make a crisis/multiverse movie.

>>85917458
No you fucking nonce. He's going to bring it to life SO he can have sex with it.

He can't fuck it if it's not alive yet.

>>85917435
He can't anymore.

Nu52 derailed his rituals which were supposed to culminate in Multiversity, and Rebirth finally destroyed them.

>>85917872
Think of it like this. Baneposting and the trumpkin uprising are fast food. Low quality, worthless and dead simple to create.

Making an entire universe REAL, well that takes time and effort. Also it doesn't help that Batman got hit by a car. That's really playing merry hell with the sigils.

>>85917435
By Make a hyper-crisis so complicated it becomes sentient and bleeds into our reality remaking it as part of the DC multiverse where we'll be forced to take part in multiversal crisis that will either kill us and bring us back or wipe us out of existence

>>85917435
>How does this crazy fucker plan to bring the dcu to life.
Silly anon. It's already alive. Welcome to the Hypercrisis.

>>85919635

Jim Lee said the DC Universe is a living thing during one of the Rebirth interviews. It's far from destroyed.

>>85917435
wait how the fuck is he doing that

>>85917684
Will they include the big rape scene with Jesse Eisenburg, as well as his fists and abominations? Will they also include how little Lex killed him?

>>85919885
Just a sad attempt to ape Morrison.

Morrison is already disengaging from DC. He doesn't do any regular series anymore, and will probably leave DC completely once he finishes up his remaining graphic novel work like Wonder Woman.

The ritual is over. The DCU will never live as Morrison envisioned it.

>>85919885
>There’s got to be an umbilical cord that goes all the way back to “Action Comics” #1, that connects the whole DC Universe. Grant Morrison has said it best — DC is a living, breathing universe that’s truly alive — and it gets new life by those who write and draw the books. That’s what makes a better DC Universe, a better line of books, and quite frankly, makes it all much more fun — working together.

http://www.cbr.com/exclusive-geoff-johns-details-rebirth-plan-seeks-to-restore-legacy-to-dc-universe/

It's still alive and well, anon.

>>85919707
what ?

>>85920011
>still thinking Morrison is the key

Fucking heretic. Hypercrisis can't be tamed by anyone, anon.

>>85920011
why did you have to get dem digits ? now we'll never experience this>>85919797

>>85920134
Did I fucking stutter?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html

>>85920165
>85919797
>9797

The most important part of the oncoming hypercrisis is that you pay attention.

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>>85919846
>>85919797
>tfw you'll never become part of a post crisis universe where you can become a superhero by guessing who batman is or by being hit by lighting bolts

>>85920346
well that's depressing

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>>85920011
>Morrison's apprentice takes over for him and does what he couldn't do

>He said son when, you grow up, Will you be, the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned

>He said will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers
The plans they have made

>Because one day I'll leave you, A phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade"
Hypercrisis fucking confirmed

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>>85920378
at last i truly see

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>>85917435

>>85920346
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html
but that's just a version of Batman RIP retold in our continuity

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>>85920472
Seriously though, Young Animal is going to be real interesting. You know Way had Morrison look everything over for his new books.

>The son is here to wipe away the sin

>>85919846
Does that mean overvoids real and we're all living inside an infinite God as flaws of perfection created by sheer causality

>>85920583
I can't stand floppies anymore, trades4lyf, but I really want to get Young Animal.

>>85920520
This interview is fake. The sooner people accept this, the sooner they'll stop being disapppointed in meme-magic.

>>85919583
>Implying Grant isn't already a monitor.

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>>85920472
>Way "carries on" Morrison's work

>>85920666
Satan, pls.

>>85920666
I don't believ your lies, To Mega Therion

>>85920142
yeah but who will fuck the dcu if not for grant

>>85920754
>Multiverse finds a Way

>>85917435
I don't know how Billy Corgan will fix IMPACT but I don't have much faith.

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>>85920801
JESUS CHRIST.

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>>85920801
Whoa

>>85920801
>Grant creates Hypercrisis
>Grant destroys Hypercrisis
>Grant creates Way
>Way destroys Grant
>Way creates Hypercrisis
>Hypercrisis eats Way
>Hot Topic inherits the Multiverse

>>85920801
kek

>>85920694
That's exactly the reason why they should make him the monitor. He should write or at least co-write too. Damn I wish this wasn't just a dream.

>>85920666
>not realizing it's true if we believe it to be

Are you new here?

>>85920913
>>85920900
>>85920843
>>85920801
what the actual fuck

>>85921114
we have to actively shitpost about it in order to make it real

>>85921466
>implying we don't shitpost enough about comic book characters already

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>>85917435

Grant Morrison is going to become the first actual superhero of Earth-33 and then he'll start mass producing and selling a new street drug that gives you superpower and initiates contact between you and extraterrestrials.

>tfw he was supposed to do this in 2012 but his project dates always end up getting pushed back repeatedly

>>85920666

>This interview is fake.

Are you autistic? No one was supposed to believe that interview was actually real.

>Their precense allows one to channel the deific...
>Say no more, I completely understand.

>I'm sorry, what was the question again? I was communicating with a shiny fifth-dimensional construct.

>>85921193
Gerard Way has always been a fan of Morrison's work, and was going to try to start writing comics before 9/11.
Morrison's niece or something is an MCR fan, and got backstage passes or something so Grant and him could talk, and they became friends, then he made Morrison the villain of his concept album, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.

Watch this and look for the bald man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU

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>>85920913
>>Hot Topic inherits the Multiverse
So let it be written, so let it be done.

>>85917435
Anon, he's put the rest in the hands of his apprentice. Keep your eyes on Doom Patrol, and don't blink or you might miss.

>>85920952
>52
The Hypercrisis is Real

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>>85920011
>Not knowing about Multiversity Too

>>85921193
Being new to memes

>>85920666
>Satan tries to discredit Morrison
The Hypercrisis is real.