close as we're gonna get

>>85914490
To a crossover or Alex getting his Fox sitcom?

>>85914490
Could Morty score with Mabel? Preptime given, but Rick is only allowed to give advice, not intervene directly.

>>85914583
You kidding? Two sexually frustrated awkward spazzy teens? They would be balls deep in each other as soon as they were alone together

>>85914607
>sexually frustrated
Mabel isn't looking for the same thing as Morty. Mabel wants romance, Morty wants sex. Also Morty doesn't even have nerd charisma, he's just an awkward spaz. He'll need a seduction plan.

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>>85914490

This stuff needs to happen more often

>>85914607
I fully agree with that statement

>>85914711
>Mabel wants romance, Morty wants sex.

They're kids, stop projecting your jaded adult crap onto them.

>>85914490
Oh geez rick, ive never wanted to fuck soneone with braces before. Dont worry morty "buuurp", j j j j jjust dont use the teeth morty. Make sure she doesnt use her teeth

>>85914711
I'm pretty sure Mabel is easy to seduce.

>>85914877
In this case this is actually in line with their canon characterization though.
Also Morty is 14, it kind of goes without saying

>>85914711
You don't know anything about teenage girls do you...

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>>85914583
>>85914607
>>85914711
>>85914937
What the hell is wrong with you fucks

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>>85915601
They've both reached puberty already, this is extremely mild compared to a lot of shit that goes on here.
If this triggers you turn back now

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>>85915636
eat shit pedofag

>>85914711
Mabel would be on Morty before he knows what's going on.

>>85915673
>Acknowledging sexually in kids
>pedo
fuck off.

>>85915673
I'm legit not even a pedo though, just informing your obviously new ass about the way things are here
Goddamn I hate frogposters

>>85915755
I've probably been here longer than you lmao

>>85915779
7 years bud

>>85915673
teenagers are horny peaces of shit
nothing to do with pedophilia

>>85915779
>>85915812
People arguing about who been around longer and who's new, my ass has been here for 12 years and sometimes stay off for months at a time, rarely care enough to post.

After awhile you realize it doesn't matter anymore about who's new and who's underage, your board change will always keep changing. You'll visit a board you haven't been on in years and it will be completely different.

Being new isn't a crime. If no one new ever came here the site would be dead, and being underaged doesn't matter either when you realize who made this site and why.

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>>85915601
It's a natural part of puberty. Teens realize that the opposite gender isn't icky, and they're impatient to start playing nug-a-nug.

It's best not to think about it.

Unless it turns you on in which case pic related

>>85914490
Pines twins are cute!
CUTE!

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>>85915601
>>85915673
>>85916854
18 year old anon here. I'll admit that those other anons were a little weird when discussing in detail morty meeting Mabel. But I don't think anyone got off to that, I actually laughed my ass off reading that morty impression here>>85914937
I don't like pedos either but if you really wanna rid /co/ of pedos you must go to the gwen 10, loud house, and school for vampires threads. They're not even teens, they're straight up CHILDREN and they fap relentlessly to them. If you really wanna make a difference anon, help me stop those threads for good. It's gotten so cancerous that even drawfags are drawing for these pedos. Help us stop cancer and make /co/ great again. The guys in this thread I ASSUME are innocent.

>>85917267
>being against disvussion of fanatsies involving usually consenting teens getting fucked
Do you want more irl rapes, anon?

>>85914607
>balls deep in each other

That doesn't sound right...

>>85917267
>18 year old anon
>believing himself to have any credible opinion on board quality.
Just by your over reaction to what should be standard 4chan user degeneracy and sexualization of cartoon girls I can tell you're new here. Lurk more.

>people want morty x mabel
>not morty x dipper
holy shit i knew /co/ had bad tastes but come on

>>85917637
some people here are straight, thank you very much

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>>85917593
>>85917470
I defend you guys from retards like: >>85915603, and >>85916854 who claim you guys are degenerates, yet you claim I'm an idiot? I never said you guys can't fap to loli. I'm Just saying that >>85915601 should be upset at the loud house fans, not us making a hypothetical sex scene between morty and mabel. At least read the post and know who's on your side anons. I said I was 18 to show the guy accusing you guys of degeneracy that even teens aren't triggered by this.

>>85918128
Whoops meant to tag >>85915601

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>>85915469
She's easy to befriend and maybe even easy to date, but:

1) We saw that she won't accept romantic proposals from just everyone — Gideon got shot down.

2) Secondly, and this also concerns >>85915529 , she's 12 with corresponding expectations from romance, she won't go pass kissing or maybe cuddling on her own. Girl's aren't obsessed with sex in their early teens, they are obsessed with relationships.

3) The ONLY thing that Morty has going for him is age, because a 12yo girl would be proud to have a slightly older boyfriend, that's it.


So how could Morty possibly go about this and would Rick be able to give him quality advice that will not just get him kicked in the nuts?

>>85915601
>"What are you doing, speculating on a crossover encounter between two cartoon characters? Didn't you read the board topic? /co/ — being a boring faggot with no imagination."

GTFO, you no fun allowed normie motherfucker.

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>>85918294
>would Rick be able to give him quality advice that will not just get him kicked in the nuts?
No. Mabel is good at protecting herself from spazzes like Morty.

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>>85918455
But Morty is a nice kid deep down. Assuming he won't be thinking strictly with his dick and will try to make a good impression. How far could he get with Mabel while Rick, Stan (who Rick knows from jail) and Ford (who Rick knows from the scientific community) drink each other under the table?

Morty os obviously into older, busty gals. That said, if Morty had a device that let him see into the future, and he saw a busty Mable, he may try to lock her down in anticipation for thkse future tits. If she found out she'd be weirded out of course, but if Morty could contain his autism, I'm sure they'd get along pretty well.

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>>85918455
Is that non-edited? I feel like it's something the boarder drew half expecting it to be re-done, like the decontamination chamber scene where they decided that Dipper got a little too much flannel action.

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Dudes. In journal 3.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

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>>85918860
Morty is 14. He's into anything that has a heartbeat and a variety of things that haven't. Mabel might show interest in him due to him being a teen, that should be enough for Morty to try and feel out his chances. He should also have understood by now that pretty girls his age or older are out of his league outside of extreme circumstances.

>>85919233
that legoman?

>>85919233
I wanna pour sugar packets on my dick and make her suck it off

>>85919313
Yes, this is by the master of unfinished drawings.

>>85914877
Morty wanted a fuckbot, Rick gave him a fuckbot

>>85919233
Furthermore, when actually given a decent opportunity to impress on his own merits, Morty has shown to be weirdly good with the fairer sex. I mean, come on... how long did he know that chick in Anatomy Park before he successfully macked on her?

>>85918991
Non-edited. The whole scene went through and they made a joke with a futuristic crotch guard advertisement.

>>85914490
It's Rick's look of undisguised contempt that really sells it.

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Could Dipper resist Morticia?

>>85917637
Yo could you know... die, nobody will miss you, you are a loser in life and worthless

>>85920007
if another rick comes with her to visit this world then probably not, perhaps they would find a common ground and start a nice friendship which will develop into love as time pass.

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>>85919844
That's the extreme circumstances I mentioned. Adrenaline + lack of substitutes. The only time he ever talked to a girl under normal circumstances was Jessica, and that didn't go well for a number of reasons. Him having the courage to do it at all is cancelled out as a positive by him not realizing just how out of his league she is.

>>85920043
>Yo could you know

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Speaking of... Summer is just Dipper's type: an older redhead. Could Dipper conceivably impress Summer and make her see him in a romantic light?

>>85920233
If it was still in 2012 and he was still 12/13 then probably but summer wouldn't go for him since he's too young.

If it's now when he's 17 then I bet it.

>>85920233
She'd call him a 10 year old just like Tambry

>>85920233
I would pay to see dipper and morty fighting over summer or wendy or even both.
perhaps we get to see stan and rick amking bet and get people involved.

>>85917470
>>85917593
Still awaiting a response to this >>85918222 >>85918128. I was on your side anons.

>>85917267
Is this bait?

>>85920290
what if he ask rick to make them young again? like they suddenly are back to have 10 years old.

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>>85920360
Here we go again. I have nothing against morty fucking mabel. I said that to say that >>85915601>>85915673 is an idiot who should be picking on more fitting targets. I'm saying that we in this thread are less creepy in comparison to the anons in other threads.

>>85920233
Dipper is essentially a morty, so no.

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>opportune time for Alex to release some OC involving the twins birthday
>instead hes on twitter going DUUUUUUDE CHECK OUT THIS DRAWING I MADE IN THE VR MEME WHILE HIGH ON SHROOMS LMAO

>>85920632
but Justin Roiland is way more obsessed with VR than Alex is actually, he started his own publisher

>>85920699
JUSTin was in the pic too

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>>85920275
I know him actually reaching BF or even romantic interest status is impossible. I mean could Dipper act cool enough for Summer to see him as a boy rather than a child.

>>85920588
Really not. Dipper and Ford are like the mirror versions of Rick and Morty if Rick wasn't an ass and Morty was actually made for science and adventure. They have similarities in character, but their interests and skills are different.

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>>85920124
I dunno, in the purge episode in season 2 he tried hooking up with that furry girl. I mean, yeah it was purg time, but still, he managed to keep his cool and flirt with her. Of course the effects were meek but it's still something.

Also woudln't Rick say somthing like
"Shit Morty *buurp* I know you're desperate buu*buuurp* t trying your chances with kids? That's low Morty. Thats really low even for you Morty. People are going to jail for it Morty. Because you're not an adult Morty it doesn't mean it's ok. What's next? That hispanic girl with a monkey?"

I came into this thread for fun crossover discussion and all I got was the logistics of early pubescent boning.

>>85920823
Mabel's 13 now, Morty's 14. I don't think Rick would go for that angle, he'd probably object more to her being an idiot.

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>>85920823
You're forgetting that she was playing nice to set them up. Post backstab, she gave him the cold shoulder. He couldn't get "bitch, I saved your life and you also owe me from betraying me" pussy.

Mabel is 13 at the end of the show, Morty is 14. How is 1 year difference make her a kid for him?

>>85917576
I thought he meant Dipper.

>>85920859
Thank >>85915601>>85915673 for accusing people of shit.
and before you get any ideas, over here >>85917267 I was DEFENDING the anons in this thread.

>>85920993
Morty might be horny enough to maybe receive a handjob or a blowjob, but I just don't see Dipper going for it. Neither of them ever showed bisexual tendencies.

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>>85914607
>>85914607
>Mabel
>Sexually frustrated
She's gonna be getting everything she needs from the Dip stick after the first time she accidentally walks in on him jerkin it

And he's a boy going through the throws of puberty.

It won't be long

>>85921073
No one cares. Shut your gob. The only thing you did was foster retardedation by answering to troll shit like the newfag you are. Lurk more.

>>85919233
Look at that, he put the eyes in the right spot on the head.

>>85914877
Don't participate in discussions about shows you never watched.

>>85921166
Pinecest is crack. Also what does it have to do with the crossover.

>>85917267
/co/mblr is real.

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>>85921249
It has to do with the crossover in that one of the justifications that an early anon gave for Mabel and Morty boning was both of them being desperately horny, which wouldn't be true if Mabel is regularly getting the dick from her brother.

>>85921191
>retardedation
Correct though. The only thing you can do with 2D=3D autists is simply ignore them.

>>85914583
prob not. I'd say Dipper's got a better shot at Jessica than Morty, though. Or Summer, considering how he's into older redheads.

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>>85921191
But anon everyone replied to it. I was just helping defend the cause. So this is what I get for trying to help my fellow anons?

Any ways let's stay on track.
I think morty has way more of a shot with mabel than dipper has a shot with summer. It helps that morty is a young adventurer like her who isn't that fat fuck Gideon

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>>85921315
That anon was refuted. Mabel is hungry for romance, not cock. But can Morty offer it to her or will he creep/spaghetti all over her.

>>85914711
Morty's plenty nerd-charasmatic. Remember Anatomy Park?

>>85914877
But this is true though. Mabel tries to get a boyfriend constantly, Morty asked for a date-rape drug.

Since it's the twins 17th birthday here are some of the main characters ages in the present as of right now.
Dipper and Mable are 17
Wendy is 19
Soos is 26
Gideon is 14
Stan/Ford are in there 60s during the show but couldn't find any info of there date of birth so they could be in their late 60s early 70s
Pacifica is around 15-17
Robbie is around 21

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>>85921365
Jessica isn't even a part of the discussion and neither of them has a chance with her.

Summer on the other hand could be reachable trough either intelligence, experience or heroism. Her mind was opened enough on her travels not to immediately discount a slightly younger boy.

>>85921482
Being an awkward mess isn't nerd charisma, that's just being a spaz. He only got some because action because the girl had no other option for pre-death entertainment.

>>85921656
You must be remembering it wrong.

>>85920859
>>85920978
yeah she's barely 13 she still don't know what Morty's and literally every other guy, real intentions are. Rick would tease Morty about fooling a barely teen into a relationship.

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>>85921422
I mean, she is a teenaged girl.

She is also hungry for cock. She just wants it with romance

>>85920275
>Dipper would be an older teen by now

god time flies

>>85921606
>neither of them has a chance with her.
She's liked Morty since episode 1. Morty already took her to the dance.