How do I get my puddin to love me, /co/?

Stop flirting with Ant-Man.

ooh ooh I got it

bake a huge
I mean HUGE
custard pie
and cover yourself in it.

Wait in the dark for him to come back to the hideout and the rest is history

Im surprised that no one would remake these short with better animation.

>>85909589
Hmm.... But what if he doesn't like custard pie?

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>>85909572
What about me?

>>85909572
Throw yourself into a vat of acid.

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>>85909589
Ok, Hun. Like this? I hope he likes it, I'm actually a lousy cook

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>>85909572
Drugs, hmmkay.

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>>85909630
You went too green, ivy. I'm sorry, but you look and smell like cut grass now

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>>85909646
If you're done rolling around in your dessert like a hooligan, I have a plan that could benefit us both, clown.

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>>85909689
Explain, toothbrush

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>>85909680
But after everything I went through.. Everything I've done for you, why do you go back to that clown?. You been safer with me. Why do you reject me?

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>>85909748
Cut grass, ivy... It's a nice smell for summer, but it gets irritating after a while

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Cuckold him with Batman.

Get matching tattoos. That seems to work in the multiverse.

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>>85909774
What does that even mean, Harl?. Sometimes I don't get you. You want me to change my skin color? Fine, I'll do it. But my question remains, why do you go back to that clown?.

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>>85909864
Welllll... 11 inches

and no splinters [\spoiler]

Doesn´t she hate him now?

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>>85909958
You know I can change that, right?. Besides you ask me for it, the splinters were you idea to "spice things up"

>>85909975
Futa is fucking gay.

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>>85909714
u muSt.... [le spoilr] diDdle le JoBLeR!!1! [ box]

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>>85909975
Well, maybe going back too mistah j was a bad idea, anyways... Just... No more splinters, ok? That was a mistake...

>>85909572
ok, Harley, here's the deal: you gotta make him jealous. The easiest way to do that is fuck lots of other people. Get it on video. When he sees you riding some guy while blowing another guy, he'll be furious.

Why /co/ has this vision of Poison Ivy as submissive to Harley, and acting like a fucking neet?

>>85909974
She's only sexually attracted to him now.

Him forcing her to kill "The Babies", admitting he loves Batman in a literal sense, and revealing she was only one of a lot of Harleys killed her emotional attachment.

Then again, we haven't seen her react to hers only being one of three or more Jokers yet. There was also a oneshot where she met a saner version of him in a future that didn't happen and fell for him again.

>>85910083
Because she kind of was in Gotham City Sirens, which was the best series she's been in.

>>85909572
I can cover you in custard pudding and be your ouddin for the night (or longer)

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>>85910122

You gotta get pregnant duh. I swear I'm the only guy on co who's been trapped like that ?

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>>85910062
Hey, it was your idea. I'll gladly drop it, you know how much I try to protect you

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>>85910142
Oh im already on that road, anon.

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>>85910161
Well... Ok,Red! Also you can keep the skin if you want, I kinda got the rest of my skin bleached white... Long story

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>>85910230
Like I don't know about it. You told me, remember?. Jesus Harl, it's like you're dumber than usual

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>>85910365
Well... The bleach might have gone a bit deep in my head, so I may experience some memory problems for a while, red

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>>85910504
Hey dudettes, its me Lord Dominator. Is this the RP thread?

>>85910560
SHOW ME YOUR TITS YOU GREEN STACK OF SEX

>>85910560
Unfortunately

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>rp thread
Just end this.

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>>85909572
I told you, Harley. If you're giving it out, heave a chunk my way, eh?

>>85910560
>>85910162
>Autism

Completely ignore him.
Don't laugh at his jokes.
Stop wearing clown makeup.
Foil his plans at every turn.

He will become obsessed with you, girlfriend.

>>85910088
I really liked the bit with the hyenas but the past harleys was fucking retarded

>>85909572
Let him put it in your butt and then your mouth

>>85909572
>>85909605
These are those online shorts that Soup2Nuts produced right?

Can't remember what they're called but I know of them. I think they look quite good considering the budget they were given

>>85911642
Gotham Girls

https://youtu.be/n6XlKyfOt-8

What's impressive to me it that it had the DCAU voice actresses

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>>85909646

>>85909572
Make him a sandwich