Post your strangest /co /related dreams/nightmares

>>85907993
Gain height
Lose weight
Have sex
Seek sunlight
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

>>85907993
One time I had a dream that i was cyborg from the old teen titans running through a maze. I eventuall came to a huge gap and stopped, I knew i couldnt jump over it. Suddenly i couldnt control my legs and then i just jumped in anyways as i was actively trying not to.
Instead of crashing though, the pit sent me back to my real body, only now i was a girl. Then i realized i was in a wedding dress, and my stepmom appeared out of nowhere to tell me that shes making me marry my stepbrother. Then he comes out of nowhere smiling like a faggot, while im still in no control of my body internally screaming as I watch myself go through with it.
Then i woke up. It was pretty wierd.

>>85907993
Not super strange but I've had several dreams where I have Magneto's abilities and am escaping soldiers and use my powers against them. Like redirecting bullets and shit. It's pretty great.

>>85907993
>zombie Idris Elba with ice power
A British African lich...
I might be able to do something with this

I really aught to start writing down what i can remember of my dreams

>>85909206
Take your autism back to /asp/ jesus christ

>>85907993
I dreamed I have a date with a very cute /co/ related ghost girl. All I can remember is she has a sidebang haircut.

>>85907993
I had Flash's powers and of course I did my own Flashpoint
I just wanted my ex-boyfriend back

>Wake up in the dark
>Turn light on
>Be wearing Marco's dress from SVTFOE
>Something written with red letters on the wall
>PINK IS DEFINITELY YOUR COLOR
>Wake up for real
T...too much /co/

>>85907993
>Me, Mad-Eye Moony, and some dirty street urchin girl escape from my home in a flying police car, killing our chasers (cops)
I forget what happens but
>we three are working underground in tunnels somewhere with many other people
>I kill the girl for whatever reason, push her into a big hole
>everone saw, rush past them and kill Mad-Eye too
>I try to escape the angry crown and make my way to a heavy door that looks like what you would expect to see on a bunker
>I shut it behind me and turn around, it's some kind of electronics store
>I'm suddenly spider-man, and trying to steal grear for the next school year
>the Green Goblin (asm 2) and Electro (regular) are there and I have to fight them
>I overcharge Electro and see the goblin trying to make his escape through the skylight
>I fire a web and connect to his glider as he crashes through
>he dissapears suddenly, and it's me alone
>the city is almost completely underwater
>I'm floating higher and higher into the air
>I try to attach webs to the building to anchor myself down but they're to far now
>as I float into space I cry because I killed that girl
then I wake up

>>85909617
>SEETHING

>>85907993
>be dreaming
>have neat minor telekinesis and can lift and move small objects
>just spend my dream dicking around and having fun with powers trying to control it
>wake up
>shits and giggles try to use dream tk to pull glasses to my hand
>it works
>be hyped as fuck
>immediately wake up for real this time with no powers

Sometimes my subconscious is a complete douche.

>>85907993
>me as a 5 year old
>I'm exploring my childhood neighborhood
>I find some robbers or some shit
>Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy randomly shows up and stops them
>I notice a wild bear walking across the street and I yell at him
>The bears mauls me to death
>I wake up

I had a dream as a kid when angelica from the rugrats tried to kill me

1 - johnny bravo was my dad, i had 12 sisters and we all lived in a giant shoe. at midday he turned into a werewolf and ate me.
2 - i was superman, some witches captured me at a circus, i called the justice league in but i managed to escape before they arrived, so we all met up on a rooftop and i made out with green arrow.
>>85911089
kek

>Me dreaming
>I'm driving on the road to God knows where
>Stop at a stoplight which just turned red
>All of a sudden I had the incredible urge to go to the bathroom
>I get out of the car
>I sprint to the nearest bathroom
>I pass Lucy Loud from The Loud House on the way to the bathroom
>I make it and relieve myself
>I run back to the car
>The stoplight turns green
>I wake up
>Weirded out by the fact that I can't drive

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>>85907993
>that awkward dream I had about dating Pepper Ann when I was in my early twenties

My dream might have aged her up, I couldn't tell

>>85912165
Underage

>>85913015
Nah I'm 18, and this happened weeks ago

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>it's a "you're your favorite superhero but none of your powers work" nightmare

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>>85909372
Ziggy says there's a 100% certainty that you'll have to be fully penetrated before you can leap

>>85909206
Delete yourself from this board, faggot.

>>85907993
Strange dreams?
How about The Thing and Apocalyps pulling some worms out of my head.
When I want to put them in a box for study, they jump and burrow themselves into steel girders, leaving behind little piles of iron filings.
Or Magneto using his powers to pull some bullets out of my body.

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>>85907993
>Have dream about being Batman
>someone is selling cute little slimes as pets, but their slime is secretly addictive and absorbed through the skin
>once you touch one all you want to do is buy more slimes
>Lead a team to stop it made of the teen titans plus the kid from mud-man and some normal guy named Jimmy.
>we split up to do our parts for the mission
>I drop down through the roof onto a wood pallet floating in the middle of a flooded warehouse
>Up on a catwalk I see Cinder from RWBY, who's been behind this all along
>"Where are you hiding the slimes!?" I ask
>"Where do you think"? she says
>suddenly all the water flooding the room rises up in one big mass before crashing down on me in a wave.
>surf the wave on the pallet for a while before wiping out
>think I'm gong to drown
>Remember "Oh wait, I'm Batman, I can hold my breath for like an hour"
>swim down and escape through a vent
>I see scenes of the rest of the team being captured as I escape
>Once back outside it's just me and Jimmy left
>"Okay Jimmy, it up to me and you now"
>Turn around to see Jimmy just staring at a slime he's holding in his bare hands
>he just looks at me and walks away without saying anything
>Angry and out of better options I walk to the slime store about to have their grand opening.
>I climb up on the store and yell to the huge line waiting outside
>"People, you've got to listen to me! Slimes are evil!"
>A man in line holds up a D&D monster manual and says "No dude, slimes are neutral".
>Angrily jolt myself awake.

>>85909206
Calm down there Simon and Milo.

> See young girls freaking out over their power suddenly manifesting.
> Help them get a handle on it, so they don't hurt others or themselves.
> Encounter much more and decide to house them in my paren'ts old house.
> Not raising an army, but if anyone attacks, they'll kick his behind and take names.
> Later, house becomes too small, so I purchase some fallow land and build there.
> We really mushroom there.
> I'm happy, the girls ar ehappy, society is happy.

>>85909206
fucking /asp/ies

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my friend emailed me this a while back

Parl the Fuck-arounder
>be stoven
>hang out wiff these guys called the cristall gyms
>there’s gurnetti, ammacyst, and parl
>lemme tell you a bit about parl
>put it simply,
>fucks around for a living
>motherfucker can’t go a day without dickin’ around
>some antics are, fun
>parl is also kinda perverted
>be listening to creative exercise on full blaaast
>get bored
>turn off music, leave room
>notice another sound
>coming from parl’s room
>go over to her room
>door is locked, and i mean fucking locked
>this fucker was prepared for hiroshima and nagasaki
>peer through keyhole
>holyfuck.jpeg
>parl’s shoving a fucking radio into pusspuss
>she’s fucking going all the way
>an entire fucking radio I tell you
>she pushes the entire damn thing in herself
>cums
>tries to pull it out
>emphasis of tries
>the thing is stuck as a duck
>knock on her door
>”OI M8 U OK”
>”imfinethankyou”
>”U SHER M8”
>”yaimsurewhywouldyouthinksomething’samiss”
>”could you turn off the radio, gurnetti says so, lass”
>silence, except for the muffled cries of a radio plunged into the depths of a vagina
>she gets up and leaves the room, despite the locks of doom
>”sorryican’t”
>waddles out of the hallway
>still has that radio stuck in her vagina

This was based off of a dream I had.
I’ve never watched an episode of Steven Universe in my life.

A bunch of marvel capes were at my grandparents' house for a post-funeral celebration of life/get together sort of thing, and my waifu-of-the-time was serving horderves.

It was one of those dreams where you wake up and you're just happy you had the dream

>>85920069
what the fuck